Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Happy Father's Day
I love you dad
>>690503466
Oh-uh~
>Such a lust for revenge.. WHOOO?!
I'll try to be as safe as I can
slow thread?
QPTT: whats the gayest thing you've done?
Besides watching anime, I held hands my bros before for 3 seconds
>>690503494
>tfw
Trap waifu round 2!
>>690503901
Getting very emotionally attached to a stranger over the internet.
>>690503930
>>690503901
......
>Outside of my crossdressing
Nothing. What the fuck?!
>Mfw Karen has no face
>Makoto
>>690503767
i love you too son ;o
>>690503901
i came in my mouth once
>>690503930
>>690504081
>>690504085
Are vidya waifus allowed?
>>690503041
Hm?
>>690503391
Welcome back
>>690503440
Wuz gud asuna?
>>690503466
Indeed
>>690503901
Wank to trannies and futa
>>690503767
So you ghey or wot?
>>690503894
>inb4 dem feet
>inb4 nice feet
Rolling For Blonde Hair
>>690503901
Existed.
>>690504241
Waifus come from anywhere nigga, welcome aboard
>>690503901
Slapped my friends ass
I legitimately have no clue why I did it though
>>690503894
those
FEET
I'm back, birthday party was pretty shitty.
You have a great night now /waifu/
>>690504081
>>690504104
>>690504177
>>690504269
https://youtu.be/jItbWZY9SwQ
>>690504536
Farewell
>>690504472
Your birthday?
Still here
>>690504636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3kCMJ-3uMM
>>690504177
>Rattle rattle
>hops into thread
>no hank
>leaves
>>690504637
For my cousin.
>>690503901
I have a boyfriend :p
>>690504177
rolling
>>690504322
bi
>>690503901
I once tried to suck my own dick.
Game of Thrones is almost done downloading!@!@
>>690504819
You're a male, congratulations.
>>690504774
I see
>>690504819
Thats pretty gay familiar
>>690504472
Doesn't sound fun
>>690504536
Night
>>690503901
My brother told me he was going to drown himself in the pool, I told him that I loved him and to not do it
Gay as fuck
>>690503901
Pen up the butt. I don't know why, just wanted to know how it felt. Not so great, tbh.
>>690504949
Truth Bomb
>>690503901
Watched Pitch Perfect 1 and 2
>>690504819
I am a guy.
>>690504963
Not as gay as you tbh senpai
goodnight friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RUGmBxe65U
>Perfect size
What did I miss?
>Mizore
>>690504536
WEAK!
But so am I, goodnight ladies
See you in the a m
>>690503901
Tried to perform autofellatio
>>690505339
No u
>>690505378
Deez nutz
>>690504988
It was definitely not, consisted of gaining a lot of people worrying about me because I stayed in a room away from party, which they thought I did because of my mom's situation and think I can't fucking handle it or some shit, no doubt about that.
Mumei claimed.
>>690505339
> so the truth comes out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxS8zZfmvjc
>>690505464
I did this, settled with eating my own cum.
>>690503680
Oh really now? Who might that be?
>>690503857
Don't underestimate the tomato.
>All for Revenge.
That's all we can ask for really.
>>690504269
Anything he does and or says can be turned against him.
>>690504536
Likewise, sleep well.
>Best idol claimed
>>690503901
i have a pink shirt
Miho claimed
>>690504738
Noticed
In bed can't sleep.
>>690505530
Alright, we doin' this again?
>>690505557
Catchy as fuck.
>>690505579
We could take turns <3
Chiyuki claimed
>>690505849
Sounds like a fun time anon.
>>690505849
Forgot the illustration
>>690505888
Checked
>>690503901
Sword fight.
Claiming akari for best waifu. shes just so unimpressive it makes her even more irresistible
>>690505738
Return to being nocturnal.
One of us
One of us
One of us
How's it going? Lol
>>690505537
Really don't know what to say dude
>>690505619
The people I hanged out with back in middle school and high school
>>690505619
Lel we policing him now?
>>690505639
That aint gay, that's pimpin
>>690505758
*draws elucidator* round two nigga!
>>690505849
>>690505981
>>690505984
Party time bois!
>>690505579
>>690505849
>>690505981
Not even 3 minutes in the thread, good lord Mizore.
>>690506050
>Swordfighting
>Not docking
Casual
>>690506050
>
>>690506151
Seems like someone isn't faithful to their shipmate~
QOTT:
whats your waifus ult
>>690506102
*draws sword*
LET'S GO
My waifu was so hot she was censored in North America. Any further questions?
>>690506071
Sorry, pointless statement, really no way for you to respond to it. Do you ever get on Steam by the way?
>>690506323
Drugs.
>>690506069
It's only 11pm. And going ok. You?
>>690506261
You ever have sleep overs as a kid?
>>690505619
Don't you mean Tsunato? :^)
>GIVE IT BACK, WE BUILT IT DAMMIT
>>690506151
Poor Makoto...
>>690503901
Sadly just hitting on guys over the Internet, numerous fantasies, and gay porn
>>690505849
>>690505579
I might want to be involved in this
>>690506365
Bring it on!
>>690505888
>choosing a waifu from the Infinite Jest of anime
So how have your first few weeks on 4chan been?
>>690506417
Even the cosplayers are always perfect
>>690506261
My shipmate is a turbo-perv. I'd be concerned if this WASN'T going on.
>>690506438
See above
>>690506323
Some dance move that ends in a kick.
Since I guess this is gay edition, who here has experimented with their masturbation? (let's face it, none of us are getting laid)
The thought of eating my cum gets me so fucking turned on but then I usually pussy out after so what I started doing is cumming, then saving that load in a small cup and drinking it for the next JO session and then repeat the cycle
As far as anal goes, I used to experiment with shit like pencils, a plunger, but I found just my fingers and spit did the trick. I bought myself a butt plug though and it feels so fucking good when I masturbate, I sometimes leave it in for hours.
Tried sucking my own dick, but it's too small for me to do it (lol) but I have cum on my face and it's so good
I've always been straight but man I am a fucking freak when I masturbate
>>690506436
Pretty good. Glad to have nothing to do for the next few days.
I've been too busy lately and a break will be nice.
>Meow
>>690506624
i dont like her face
>>690506323
Obviously better than yours faggot
here
>>690506151
I was just answering the question!
>Perfect size.
I'm not the only one being lewd~
>>690506519
The more the merrier!
>>690506646
Cute AND understanding!
>Best shipmate
>>690506707
>Pet
>Mizore
>>690506646
topkek
Fair enough
>>690506694
>none of us are getting laid
Speak for yourself :^)
>>690506973
rekt
>>690503894
absolutely fantastic feetsies
>>690506694
>I've always been straight
>I'm gay as fuck
Pick one lol
>>690506563
>Infinite Jest of anime
Going to need an explanation here, the only thing Death Parade and Infinite Jest have in common is that they were/are memes on their respective boards
Isn't the whole Infinite Jest joke based on the fact that IJ is needlessly long, boring, and pretentious? Death Parade isn't any of those.
>>690506843
Then maybe you should kill yourself.
No, for real, that's a complaint I understand. There is a lot of great cosplay, though, (pic related), I chose this one for its cool background.
>>690503901
Totally massaged my prostate.
I know this sounds reaaaaally gay, but try it.
>>690506550
*uses Mother's Rosario*
riperoni in pepperoni
>>690506694
not getting laid yet anyways ;)
>>690506707
I need stuff to do. Tired of just sitting around and not making any money.
>>690507046
no no hes got a point
>>690506973
akame i swear to fucking god
Too much 3-D ruining mah waifus good name
>>690504104
>saved anyway
>>690506323
Likely bringing back the recently dead, or making Kamen Riders
>>690506694
I use my fingers a bit, with coconut oil
I still love with my parents, so I'm too scared to get a dildo or butt plug. I will probably get one after I move out at the end of summer
I occasionally cum on my face
>>690507033
Yay!
>>690507630
Odin best dark mage, he would unleash an Eldritch Smackdown on Tharja's ass
>>690507318
*parries with bare fist* nice try kiddo! *Ripostes*
>>690507603
U dead tho mang wut u gon do i alredy rekt u
>>690507491
Oh no. I've not been working. Just a lot of people dragging me all over the place. I had a couple of hours of free time last night, and just now, and that's it for like, 4 days in a row i thinks.
>>690507831
I want to cum on your face <3
>>690506071
They gave you the inside scoop.
>>690506102
Might as well. His actions are already being documented.
>>690506438
>As if I didn't see that coming :^)
>Do you believe your sacrifice will change the world?
Gee, it sure sucks how discounted items are non-refundable.
>>690507831
>he would unleash an Eldritch Smackdown onTharja's ass
Not something I would be against seeing
>>690506323
Nurse/Health Committee Member/Despair.
>>690507890
nah your weapons just op i used my ice to teleport
>>690507870
the rp is real
>>690506694
i can't sleep without you :(
>>690507870
>inner monologue: "No one has ever done that before!"
Try this!
*Goes for sweeping leg kick followed by a stab to the stomach*
>>690507491
Haha I get you miho what's up dude. :D
>>690506550
Well what is it are you cool yet?
>>690506323
My waifus ult is being a god damned bad ass to the bone dude.
>>690505984
Oh shit man. You better bring it.
>>690508185
>it was too obvious kek
>I'm already a demon..
was that aimed at me? D:
>>690507831
I used to use butter, it feels really funny and actually really good, but it's too much of a mess after
>>690508332
kagami ;-;
>>690508445
>>690508185
They did. Taught me a thing or two about certain words, speak like them and semi dress like them. Then I went to high school which had more white people and my parents and relatives said that my way of speaking changed drastically Kek
>>690508388
pretty solid ult
>>690508074
Mizore?
>>690508233
Odin is a wonderful character, but Arthur is the real bae
>>690507971
You've been busy it seems
>>690508445
Try out coconut oil, little mess and it feels great
>>690506051
i mean who couldnt love this
>>690503901
My head chef once tried to gay chicken me by running his hand up my thigh. I dead-eye stared him until he touched shaft and he backed down because I was freaking him out.
Late claim again
>watching oregeiru
>Haruno
BITCH. GET OFF MY SCREEN.
>>690508293
>implying your teigu isn't op
Let's go m8 round too
>>690508719
Nope <3
>>690507033
Not really lewd, just pointing out my like of minigirls.
I am not cute!
>>690507800
I hope you like it.
>>690508610
:(
>>690508719
I'll give it a shot
>>690506694
I've fingered myself while jerking it
Found my prostate and just slammed at it without touching myself for like 20 minutes
Tried to suck myself off and failed
Ate my cum from that position, straight into my mouth.
Came on my face
Inserted random things, recently a beer bottle.
Tied a hairband around my balls/cock like to restrict my cum (ruined orgasms)
>I want more things to do to myself
>>690507831
Fun times ahead!
>>690508719
That wasn't me, kek.
>Mizore
Is sakura anon kill?
>>690508719
I haaaaate it.
I just want to be lazy!
How are you Fran? Haven't talked in a while.
>>690506424
Yeah give me 35 min to get home
>>690506436
Yes but wew we knew that was beyond the line
>>690506646
Gotta control him, boo hoo
>>690506694
Dude...
>>690508864
I've done most of those
>>690508185
Theres no coming back from ALEX IS A NIGGER or #fuckthefans
>>690508293
Looks like you about to rp with akame~
>>690508381
Augh.. guess I have no choice! *pulls up menu* *equips dark repulser* DOOL WIELD
>>690508388
WUT RINGS U GOT BITCH
>>690508854
i need you...but im gonna try and go back to sleep
>>690508864
geez friend
>>690508753
so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2zGncgLjw
claimed nyarko
Can someone explain this "waifu claiming" thing to me? I honestly don't understand. What's the point of all of this. Isn't this kind of a waste of time...?
>>690509239
Nice waifu. Not shit, for once.
>>690508823
Who then?
>>690508854
Trust me
>>690508864
I'm sure I could do a few things to you
>>690509032
I've been in Colorado on vacation. I've been hiking and kayaking.
I also decided that I hate having friends, and must make them hate me. So I'm making a mill deck
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/08-06-16-wall-tribal/
>>690508774
"The sooner I clean her foot, the sooner this'll all be over." Akame though as she gave in and obeyed the Generals demand, she placed her tongue on Esdeaths heel and drug it slowly along her sole leaving a trail of wetness in the dirt all the way to her toes,hating every millisecond her tongue was touching the horrible tasting dirt.Then she went backwards, leaving another trail in the grime back down to the Generals heel, still hating every passing moment of it. Gradually, the dirt on the Generals sole became wet and muddy as Akame submissively licked away at it.
"Ahh, your tongue feels so nice! I think I'll forget about killing you just so you can do this everyday." Esdeath taunted.
"This is so disgusting, it tastes so horrible." Akame thought, her tongue now darkened with the dirt from the Generals sole.
>>690508773
>they even mention Iroha and that VOICE is all I can hear
>like two balloon animals trying to rape each other
Why do I WATCH THIS SHIT?
Shoot me: $12
>>690508864
fingering yourself while jerking off does feel amazing ^-^
sometimes i masturbate naked and just kinda
touch myself all over with my left hand, that gets things pretty heated
>>690509205
take care qt :3
>>690509319
CUTE ^_^
>>690509326
>waste of time
Welcome to /b/
>>690509162
NO! He has a dual wield skill too...?
*uses pocket sand*
>>690508864
Wew lad, sure is getting hot in here..
>>690509409
Cheer me up, please.
>>690509417
ohhhhh. that sounds nice :o
i will...see you tomorrow!
I'm back for a bit if I suddenly leave I'm probably playing with my friends again and won;t be back for at least 2 or 3 hours.
>>690508758
Lookin good as always Rory. ;)
>>690508753
Dude are we talking about the box? because the waifu is 10/10 but the box...
>>690508652
ty much
>>690509162
HAVELS, RING OF FAVOR AND PROTECTION. blk flm blk flm
>EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER NEED.
>>690509417
<3
and ^-^ face does not go with fingering yourself while masturbating. also teach me your ways, i just normally masturbate like a fucking pleb.
>this thread
>>690508410
That it was~
>Let the legend come back to life!
I don't know. Do you consider yourself cheap?
>>690508623
>When you can play both parts
Feels good.
Kek, you were the reverse Micheal Jackson.
>>690509162
Lel, I knew about the first one but when did he start #fuckthefans? Not a fan so I don't care though.
This place is really going to shit tonight.
>>690509326
We mostly just talk to each other
>>690509319
Hey Nyarko
>>690509417
Damnit, I'm.getting kinda hot and bothered over here. With wouldn't be a problem if my dad wasn't less than a foot away driving the car
>>690509669
I could also help
Friendly reminder.
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
What the Fuck am I reading in here.
Saving your jizz in a cup Holy FUCK thats gross
>>690509387
Wot duh fok nigga u ghey
>putting anything in your ass
>>690509239
>I've done more that I've forgotten about.
Ice cubes are multifunctional.
Hey friendo.
>>690509359
Oh really? Like what?
>>690509417
Yeah you can feel the "squeezing" as you climax.
>Damn it's good, really good if you're deep.
>>690509533
Just answering questions truthfully.
>>690509733
Trips karen lewds!
>Mizore
>>690509669
it feels good ^-^
the waifus have left some pretty good and interesting tips and tricks :o
>>690509614
<3
>>690509823
you're a qt 22/7 :*
>>690509626
This is the last time we see each-other for today then
>>690509733
Scary, right?
>>690509752
>Kept you waiting, uh?
Nope. But apparently a lot of people do
>>690509823
Thanks
>>690509872
I know. Scary stuff
>>690509359
Lol, yeah it sounds like it.
You monster.
How was Colorado anyways? Enjoy it?
>>690509779
Hi there Barry.
>>690509733
TAKE THE OHAYO!
>>690509942
nuh u
>>690509600
I don't really know how to do that.
>hugs
>pats
I'm not sure if this will help but I am glad you are still here with us.
>>690508410
>already a demon
>post eyepatch
Was this on purpose?
>>690509986
:(
>>690509733
>>690509823
wait what have I missed?
>>690509991
Hello Shizu
>>690509817
asuh dude, never had you talk to mebefore i think! hello how are you today? im sittin here doin nothin.
>>690509964
im scared to look. i think im actually flexible enough to get the tip in my mouth. yoga payin off. how are you today konata?
knight solaire from dark souls
Question. How do you claim waifus when you are clearly gay in real life? why tho?
Basically all thats going on in here is a bunch of gay dudes hoggin up all the good waifus.
>>690510175
It definitely was! Also posted some pics that looked spy-ish because Metal Gear~
I'm going to bed now, I'll see ya tomorrow
>>690509529
Noooo im blinded!
*flails both swords insanely*
>>690509647
HEALTH STAMINA ENDURENCE, EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT
>>690509752
No idea, it was during his stream
>>690509823
Fuck the rules ya'll aint got no power here
>>690509952
Y u so lewd senpai~
>>690510186
How's it going?
And what's with the pictures?
wat happen? to thread
>>690510044
I love it, you are the best. SO much.
>>690509952
Need quints
>>690509986
>>690510175
>>690509779
>>690509823
>>690509872
Humanity ends
>>690509952
Brb putting icecube in pooper
>>690509647
I do try. Dio and Kurumi still think Im gross and disgusting though.
>>690510327
I'm good, feeling pretty gay
