Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>690510330
Nice get
>>690510372
See ya
>>690510461
Roll
KANAYA CLAIM 6 THE RECKONING
I'm gonna go masturbate
still here
I have no fucking clue what's going on anymore
>>690510408
It's going as good as fathers day can go for me.
And idk, I post obscure things sometimes.
>>690510351
whynotboth
>>690510399
>poor up bringing?
Senpai? I'm no teacher.
>>690510517
Get a bunch, they melt really quick, also check them for edges and suck on them a little so they don't stick.
>Mizore
>>690510517
Dohohoh
Do tell, I've done that one too and BOIIIIIII!
Mumei claimed yall
>>690510659
roll meant for
>>690510487
God cries
>>690509945
You have the best reactions Mugi.
>>690509986
>>690510372
>I'm afraid it's been 9 years.
Kek, I wonder why. Anyways sleep well.
>>690510399
Ew I definitely wouldn't of known then.
>Best idol claimed
>>690510561
Brb putting icecube in pooper
>>690510399
MUAH HAHAHA
As much fun as it is beating up Yuno, I must retire for the night. Good night everyone!
>claiming then leaving
>that last thread
You guys need to take it down a notch. Just because you arnt getting laid doesnt mean you need to start blowing yourself and eating your own jizz.
>>690510561
still here can i be waifu thread master after this one Kyouko
>>690510736
Talking about doing gay things.
>Why don't you tell us a few things?~
>Mizore
>>690509779
When isn't it
>>690509872
Yeah, that is kinda weird. I bet it gets all cold and gross
>>690509952
With an extra pair of hands, SEVERAL OF WHAT YOU MENTIONED AT ONCE!
>>690509991
Tons of fun! The views are insane!
>>690510327
I'm also not doing anything
I think I may have talked to you once or twice, since Nyarko is such a top tier choice
>>690510351
Didn't completely identify as gay when I started posting. And there is a very real possibility that Fran would, she definitely could, turn into a dude. Her body is very interchangeable
>>690510517
Tell me that feels
>>690510681
Have fun!
>>690510590
bisexual is the master sexuality. if you like both men and women nobody fucking cares if you are gay or not. and you can jack to anything you feel like without judging yourself. bisexual is amazing. but im as straight as a steel unbendable pole.
>>690510902
Thanks
>>690510351
I'm straight as hell
Fucking love pussy
>>690510906
Read
>>690510815
>They have special ice cube makers for this.
>>690510929
Dude Konata is a massive troll he puts a new shitpost every thread lol
>>690511082
>master sexuality
Cringed.
Well, it seems that I'm now in a depressed mood, so I'm going to go run to take my minds off of things. See y'all in a bit.
>>690510815
You are now~!
>>690510896
There is no god *tips fedora*
>>690510902
Its part of keemstar exposed
>>690510912
You cheated!
Good night
>>690511221
sometimes I share music
(naked right now)
>konata
>>690510681
>>690511156
HHNNG
>>690510902
>This world will become one. I have found the way. Race, tribal affiliations, national borders... even our faces will be irrelevant.
MGS V has the best quotes
>>690510896
This is /b/ there is no god
>>690511377
?
>>690511410
WHYYYYYYYY
>>690511377
I didn't say I don't love the fuck out of your shitposts bro
>>690511082
You were just saying that you have considered blowing yourself...
>>690511156
Hey Galko, we are talking about gay shit
>>690511203
I'm pretty sure the do
>>690510896
You did see the other one I posted right?
>>690510951
Okay, fine. The actual gayest thing I've done. Came in a shot glass and tried to drink it. Key-word here is tried. I ended up spitting it out 0.5 seconds later.
>Also, I have no ideas. My mind is blank right now.
>>690511041
>Extra limbs
>Multitrack lewding
Wew boi.
>>690511082
You wouldn't put it in a shaven cute trap boi?
>>690511355
A teacher in lewd things?
Woo!
>>690511377
You better not be.
>Mizore
>>690511377
Pics or you're bullshitting
can we post feet?
>>690511585
Yesss~
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690511041
i dont remember waifus too well, so if i have talked to you sorry <3
and thanks on the compliment, im told sometimes nyarko is a good choice but nobody claims her besides me. never has to contest against someone for her either. ive seen you here a lot, i just dont start conversations myself. so why did you chose your waifu?
>>690511543
not gay, still straight. if a man can blow himself he is the straightest person ever. *reconsidering sexuality*
>>690511585
wut
>>690511567
You can't eat it after, you have to get it from the source~
>>690511679
What can I teach you?
>Mizore
>>690511543
Neat.
>>690511484
Okay.
>>690511688
Hey Syndra~
>>690511585
Can I have your steam, for later use...
>>690511671
No, that would be gross.
And I don't have any
>>690511593
Agreed
>>690511671
FUCK. OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
![Syndra [80].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [80].jpg")
>>690511835
Oh shit..
>>690511820
>Teachin
Naw.. I'm in detention.. and I'm in need of punishment~
>>690511820
stop trying to get peoplt to do that
>>690511671
Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
>>690511958
Kill urself
>>690511146
You're welcome fam.
>>690511355
Aw shit, gotta look this up now.
>>690511486
>Peace Day never came ... Our wishes do not come true. We just cling on to our dreams, our phantoms. Mine and yours."
I wholeheartedly agree.
>>690511958
Don't worry not gonna pull anything this time
>>690512085
I dont remember which video it was, theres a million keemstar exposed lol
Here come dat Azu
Oh shit waddup?
>>690511805
I chose her since I love mad scientists, and she is such a well written one. So naive, she doesn't understand why people are scared shitless of her. The odd morality she has, namely that there is no fate worse than death, so everything must be done to save a patient. This has lead to many strange operations
What about you? Fan of Lovecraft?
>>690511823
It's pretty fun
![Syndra [6].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [6].png")
>>690512107
Yea... sure..
>>690511863
I'm on mobile since I don't have wifi, as soon as I have wifi again anyone who wants my steam/tg/discord can have it.
>Don't even have discord but I should get it.
>>690511972
Ooohh~
Not in thread
>>690511995
Just suggesting it.
>>690512277
dead meme fam
>>690511957
jeezus dude it was just a question nvm then
>>690512421
but its so weird to try and do it
>>690512277
Hey there Azu.
>>690512213
GradeAUnderA just released a video similar to the subject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2SRA4JL5dA
>>690512363
i like her because of her ambitious personality and she never gives up on what she wants. and shes a badass with the space cqc stuff. what kind of operations? and what anime is she from?
>>690512421
You're seriously worried about the cuckfucks nofun police?
>>690512604
These exposed videos are golden
Why do I have to babysit a retard?
>>690512383
N-No I'm being serious
>>690510561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg
Rory-sama claimed
>>690512363
Hey Fran do you know of any other anime with mad scientists in it possibly?
> I need more reading material in my life and you and I have similar taste
>>690512383
Cool pic syn never seen it before. :P
>>690511957
OK haha
>>690511823
HNNg it was only a reactionnn.
>>690512703
>>690512421
>worried
He's not worried, he's respecting the rules and his friends. He's putting the community before himself.
>>690510739
Well alright, whatever floats your boat. Lol
>>690511041
Cool cool.
But really, look ashamed about that mill deck. Lol
so why does everyone hate feet so much?
>>690512579
Shia lebouf it.
>>690512582
>
>>690512703
I'd rather just have the thread nice and relaxed
>>690512730
At least you aren't a nurse for them.
Captain Ginyu Claimed.
Hope you feel better.
Even tho I couldn't do anything.
Best Waifu
>>690512921
What's good?
>>690513095
>
This came out off pooper after i stuck an icecube in there
>>690513076
We don't. But this thread isn't for porn or erp.
>>690513095
Love you dude
>>690513076
Haters always gonna hate. Fuck em. Post feet.
I'm done jerking off
I once had a crush on this black girl so I started jerking off to ebony videos lol
>>690513206
You tried and so did Galky.
And thank you. Sleep well.
>>690513076
Fuk off fag
>>690513095
its not easy
>>690513379
spread that ass
>>690510734
Still here cutie?
>>690513010
More like he dosent want to deal with the salty crys you guys have been doing to me for the past two days, cause its really hard to scroll down my conversation
>>690513095
What the fuck did they do to you?? Dont tell me you been converted into a cuck
>>690513076
>>>>>>>>>>>>>feet
>>690513211
And just like that, I have no more neko.
>>690513270
A whole bathroom floor?
>Damn
>>690512421
Got it
I also should really get a discord
>>690512624
No anime adaption yet, and probably never. The manga is Franken Fran.
Some of the highlights include injections of butterfly DNA to allow a cocoon to form and repair the body (and totally not backfire in anyway at all), linking several brains into one body, continuous body doubles being remade into each other, miniaturized organs to only make up a head (pic related) and putting a dog's brain into a human body
>>690512973
Shit, can't think of any off the top of my head. Though Stein from Soul Eater is pretty chill
>>690513013
Not at all
At least I'm.not playing Mizzics, like my friend
And I play Mazirek instead of Meren
>>690513270
Bit of poop in there?
>>690513379
What did you use this time?
>>690513386
>>690513076
feet fags ruined thighs threads, ass threads and legs threads
lurk moar
>>690513677
I know. It's really not that bad. I just dislike mill lol
>>690513386
>You tried
Sounds like I failed.
It probably won't help, but I was feeling really shitty this morning and simply venting and chit chatting with /waifu/ helped.
Even going back to Anonymous is helpful.
You lose the Ruri-anon persona and get to be a random jack-off in the threads.
It can make for some fun.
>>690513511
There's midway where we can all be happy. It's not CUCK VS SEXY LMAOOOOO
You can have your erp in a discord or wherever else and still chat and enjoy your time with us here.
>>690513722
My man
>>690513722
This guy gets it
>maki reply
>When you can play both parts
Feels good.
Kek, you were the reverse Micheal Jackson.
My answer
It does feel good to play both parts. When that one side of friends is surprised by the other side of you
How so?lol
>>690512921
>>690512730
>>690512277
>>690511146
>>690513490
yes i am
>>690513872
You sure get alot of thumb swaps.
>>690513677
i will never ever watch that anime o.0
hell no
back away demon
so how was your day? nice weather here! whats the weather good wherever you are?
>>690513677
very basic JO but I was thinking of all the waifus, that got me a little excited
>>690513342
this is the best i have
>>690513432
Being cheesy?
>It is for some.
>>690513511
It's kinda hard finding a middle ground between lewd and not. Especially when I get lewd, I get "holy fucking hell" lewd.
>And that's not why I joined these threads, I'm just a perv.
>>690513677
>Later use
I wonder what that could be.
~●~
●~●
>>690513342
i would but i already have alot of anons mad at me so i best lay low
>>690513397
no u
>>690513872
Idk wtf you guys did to mizore but hes dead to me now, I guess NOW you can enjoy your so call harmony threads. Might as well call this a fucking christian server too
>>690513722
>the best body part below the pelvis wins again
Sucks to suck. Get some fucking taste pleb.
>>690514135
Great I've been looking forward all day just for this , let's star with a how are you? or how was your day?
>>690514305
At least I'm alive you deadfag
>>690514243
If they cant deal with lewd, thats on their ass
>Its hard to scroll past a post apparently
>>690514480
SAVAGE
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V
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>>690514311
>server
>is on a website
>>690514140
>
>>690514311
>can't rp anymore
>will never talk to my friend again
Why not just chat him up about something else? Talk to him about his life or yours. Why do you have to either RP or do nothing?
We talked a lot when you were here before about things OTHER than RP. Why can't we do that again?
>>690514363
I'm sorry you are this fucking retarded but its not your fault man we wish you could open your eyes some day
>>690514311
>
Well if you're going to be that way I guess you won't want my info when I have wifi.
>>690513722
i mean i like legs ass and thighs but i dont give you shit for liking your stuff
>>690513845
Hey, I remember you from last night.
How are you feeling? Better I hope.
>I know you told me to forget about you, I just worry a bit easily. You seemed bummed out last night.
>>690514400
i ran my own register today. i also clocked out ten minutes late im worried they will be upset
>>690513095
>>690513209
>>690513211
So many cat waifu around mang.
>love this shit.
>>690514762
because feet fags ruin it , they always do
make a thread and see for yourself
>>690513602
>Whole bathroom floor
My sides
>>690513806
And I don't like spell slinging burn
I did make a super degenerate Momir Vig deck, but I would rather that stay gone
>>690514202
While a fair bit of fucked up shit happens, it mostly is a dark comedy! This makes sense in context, trust me
Was burning hot, but I've been in an air-conditioned car for most of it
>>690514242
Even Fran?
>>690514243
Talking about stuff
>Totally not ERPing
>>690514702
> liking cellulose and fat
Bet your a cowtit fag also.
QOTT: do you have some kind of -phillia/-phile? Like bibliophile, pluviophile and
>inb4 pedophile
Pluviophile and ceraunophillia here
>>690514881
Nice, did you have a busy day? and I'm sure that counts towards extra pay
>>690515045
typical feet manlet balding cuck reply
>>690514979
driving? on a trip? i was up in Seattle for a few days. it was hot there too.
>context
are you telling me to watch it?
See ya in ~1 hour
>>690514581
>Missed the point
Have a (you)
>>690514602
Cause I can do both?
Bullshit we talked alot.
>>690514706
>wifi
HOW THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE? YOU A MAGICIAN?
>>690515087
Nope, not a pedopile
>>690514133
Yui Senpai!
H...hi!
Blair the Cat Claimed.
>>690512703
And the person being exposed never has a proper response.
>>690514014
It's fun throwing them off. You can switch the persona on dime. Kinda like how my lingo changes from time to time.
>How so?lol
Went from White to Black :^)
>>690515214
nice butt
>>690515117
yeah my register pad didnt work so i had to have everyone sign a receipt when they used a card. they have to pay me for the whole hour even if i didnt work it
this is my bitch
>>690514979
everyone ^_^
>>690515087
I'm scared of bugs ;-;
>>690515336
nice butt to you too
>>690515087
I used to think some form of pedophillia, but I dunno anymore. I think it might have been a phase that I'm pretty much out of now.
>Mfw I feel more and more like a normie every day
>>690515087
Everything except heavy gore, pedophilia and full on gay
hebephilia is ok
>>690515087
I suppose entophile(insects) and arachnophile(spiders, not scorpions, they're dicks)
And the only thing that really scares me are earthworms, and I dont know why
>>690515238
I was in Colorado, now I'm going back to Wisconsin, where I live
Yes, yes I am.
>>690515214
>>690515336
We butt posting?
>>690515463
Oh my!
Brb gotta help some bitch witha damn keurig
Claiming
>>690515268
where did you find that picture?
>>690515353
That sounds troublesome , did you get any upset looks ?
And sure that is the legal way anyhow , so some might get upset only if they abuse it
>>690515087
im scared of spiders also are you like the most popular poster on the thread?
>>690515323
He completely ignores the facts, its amusing
>That stream debate between him and reviewtechusa
Literally grapped popcorn for that
>>690515644
You're late, where the fuck have you been
>>690515214
Defend your cellulite and FAT all you want. You shit sniffers will one day understand the purity and beauty of feet.
You must have some issue to not like feet but have a fetish for legs.
Diabetes? Lt. Dan? Can your feet not support you anymore so it's some kind of self loathing or forced hatred for one of your hardest working body parts? Athletes foot kicking your socks off?
GET TUFF ACTIN'
TENACTIN
Playin Overwatch with a shit squad.
>>690515611
hell ye
Claimed.
>>690515676
yeah a few. not really too bad. how was your day?
>>690515730
Working til close
Makin dat small money
Listening to renai circulation
>>690515768
>sperging this hard
>>690515768
i like feet aswell but i think you are taking it to far...
>>690515262
I tried at least, about a-kon and your day. I was generally interested in you. Just like everyone else in threads.
What I explained to you before (and you replied to me with "cuck fuck the police lmao") is that if you continue erp and rp like this it's going to turn into a porn thread.
I've never seen Yuuki do any rp at all before today. That's what I mean. New people will come on, see what you're doing and then copy it.
We aren't the first generation of avatarfags and the newcomers have a ton of influence on what the thread ends up being like. People used to talk ONLY about waifus here. With general discussion being in the background.
Now it's the opposite, but still a place where you can find support and friends.
>>690515087
I dont have any, but if I could choose I would go with melolagnia or bibliophile
>I was once talking to someone about a book series I enjoy thouroughly and my blood pressure went from the normal 100/60 to 140/80
>heart rate went from 60 to 85
>>690514979
I love talking about stuff.
>And totally not ERPing
>>690515087
Minor Necrophilia, I don't know the names for things I may or may not have.
Some pedoish urges, but I think that's just base instinct kicking in, nothing I'd act on.
>>690515262
>Yes
Also I'm on a phone.
>Mizore
>>690514979
Yeah, certain RU decks can be pretty damn obnoxious.
>>690515087
You forgot smugophile.
i propose my waifu
>>690515836
Think you can do next threads Hank?
I gotz my waifu right here
>>690516219
Okay.
No one said bye to me when I went for muh run.
>>690515087
Well I'm definitely not a pedophile. But I do have a fear of big dogs. And big cats. And big falls. And big waters. Fucking big stuff is scary dude. Imagine a big bug. Bruhhhhh. Big Spiders? Also I'm afraid of spiders.
Big Spiders? Why haven't we evacuated Australia and nuked it, and then sent them all back for safety reasons.
JewT Claimed
>>690515872
Well I'm glad you actually worked for yourself like you wanted.
And I had a pretty good day today, I went over to my old man's house and helped remove a few trees,grilled, played with cousin , lighted some fireworks and got drunk , still doing it , and now I come home and talk to you just like I wanted.
>>690516370
Thank you very much.
>>690516426
Aye.
>>690515621
See ya in a second
>>690515725
BUT SPIDERS ARE ADORABLE AND HARMLESS!
>>690515795
That was the only one I had...
>>690516086
What genres?
>>690516132
>Totally not...
Guess I'll have to get to know what all you are into sooner or later
>>690516169
Especially if the player can be a bit of a jerk
>>690516379
Sorry, I don't think I saw it. How was your run?
I'm pretty sure we're just slowly sinking into madness and we're just not noticing it.
... bump.
>>690516381
Because the funnel-web is cuter than your black widows. Its a cranky tarantula on steroids.
>>690516419
sounds like you had a nice day
>>690516381
Ahh, it's fine if you don't respond. I just hope you're feeling better.
>>690516379
i would have if i was here
>bye
>>690516219
can i i want to feel important
>>690516530
I'm pretty open about what I like, and willing to try a number of things.
>Mizore
>>690516530
Not getting any better at it.
>>690516530
I can understand people calling spiders cute/adorable, but harmless? Nah fam
Sorry about the fucked up situation I spilled onto you all the other night. I had sort of hoped it wouldn't go there
>>690516629
I did and I wanted to come home and talk with you and the day just keeps getting better.
What else did you do today cutie?
>>690516419
post cat
>>690516379
It's been a long day, sorry. Was it good?
>>690515246
OK
>>690515323
I impress a few when they see me taking to a group of "that type of people". The looks in their faces when I use use the slangs and hand gesture is great!
>white to black
Kek now I see it :^)
>>690515644
Noticed but going to bed early tonight because work
>>690515725
I get that told a lot yes. But QOTT is something anyone can do. You got a good question for the next thread? Go for it! I usually do them as you can see
>>690516727
I let a spider crawl around in my ass once
>>690516583
Funnel webs are neat, but redback spiders are a much better comparison to black widows.
>>690515938
>>690515909
Sure. I get it. Probably. But feet are still good. Your lack of a backbone and his shit taste can't refute or dismantle feet's attractiveness tho.
>>690516169
Funny
>smug
>>690516825
is spider code for a big hairy dick ?
>>690516848
0/10
kys
>>690516661
Sorry, mobile posting is a bitch. Yeah I started feeling a lot better later than same morning. Thanks for the talk. I was pretty cold and off putting, but I was just feeling shitty. Nothing you did.
>>690516752
And you take blair
