Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>690074109
It hit the skin, penetrated, but did not push deep. It relies on body pressure to inject and the needle bounced out.
>>690074143
I either bite the bullet and take one of my pens tomorrow or wait till Monday and get the syringe. At least I can deal with the self administered syringe.
Im also on methotrexate. Im having abortions all over the place!
>I always offer one of my friends who cant have kids a methotrexate
>she laughs then remembers it clashes hard with Imuran
>>690072923
If it makes you feel any better Ive had 6 different doctors and god knows how many nurses looking at my asshole. Both gaped and ungaped.
I thought Karens walls were bad. Yeesh.
Yo
>>690074609
Hey Mugi, how's it going?
>image limit
>some people won't notice without (You)'s
the death of a conversation
>>690074143
>shit
literally lmao
lays has one spicy flavour, but the lays max has a good one too.
There's one here called Master that does amazing kettle cooked chips, they make pop chips too.
>>690074214
you have a blonde waifu too
>how could this happen to meeeeeeee
>>690074223
Her eyes are too fucking blue
>>690074323
dude ouch
that hurt
because it's true
>>690074346
Any chance you can tell me where that meme started?
>>690074453
>someone did!!
>lewd noises
Oooooh!
Happy birthday mr armies
Yeah they brought the drip to my house, I felt better after being on it for about six hours. Real good. Still have to watch my eating. Potatoes and shit only.
>>690074668
kagami claimed!
>>690074447
>homu
lol, google-sama does know all, except some bands... lol
![Syndra [101].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [101].png")
whats the one where you can create your own wifu?
Goodnight.
Sleep well, and/or have a good day, or at least try to, please.
Laters.
>claiming yume
>>690074548
Maid person
>>690074471
GET SPOOKED!
>>690074668
Homrua!
>>690074705
Kyouko!
>>690074752
>best waifu legs
>>690074758
GET SPOOKED AGAIN!
How are you all doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axT89tUNOl0
Fucccckkk I think i missed the garbage man. Wtf dude normaly comes at like noon
>>690074846
See you later Kirino.
>>690074846
Bye.
>>690074214
Waifus in boxes are almost always cute
>>690074323
I dunno what happened to him
>>690074346
Aw..
>>690074548
Soon enough :^)
>roll
>>690074846
Goodnight, friend
>>690074752
>Both gaped and ungaped.
L-L-LEWD
>I thought Karens walls were bad. Yeesh.
What do you mean? Karen has walls?
>>690074668
>catalog
>ctrl+f
Do it you filthy cancerous faggot. There's literally 3 of these threads going on right now.
>no RP
Yeah right.
Because oh I don't know, even being a huge weeb I'd still feel like a massive faggot role-playing with some 40 year old cucks like yourself.
>>690074901
throw your trash in someone else's trash can
>>690075013
cow tears
>>690075077
lurk more faggot
>>690075077
This is a continuation thread of the one that hit image limit you dense cunt.
Soon two will die and you will look like a fool while /waifu/ carries on.
>>690074878
Not spooked. I'm okay, just chilling. How are you?
>>690074846
Bye Kirino!
>>690075077
You literally have no idea what this thread is, do you?
Akiko claimed
>>690074804
rekt
>>690075013
He is kill
>>690075077
Nobody roleplays in here, friend. At worst it's two people.
The last thread is 404'ing, nobody is bumping it since image limit is hit.
The other one is because two people tried to make a new thread, it'll be deleted soon.
Any other questions?
>>690074820
>tfw you're more open to new music than google-sama is
>>690074878
>Homrua
Iume.
>>690075077
There's 2 threads, 1 got image capped minutes ago.
Why are these threads not in /a/?
Newfags are going to be the death of these threads.
Good afternoon. Recently came back from my walk, was real hot outside.
>>690075410
You go start one in /a/
We'll wait.
>>690075013
good :^)
>roll
>>690074878
im fine, what about you?
>>690075360
why are you such a sandnigger?
>>690074758
I just woke up
>>690074804
No u
>>690075027
>gaped and ungaped
8^)
>>690075410
only on wednesday, plus /a/ waifu is cringe
>>690075290
Thats a nice gif there
Quite good actually
>>690075371
>Misspelled Homura
I failed in life
>>690074804
>lewd noises
o-oh my!!
lol, he's 241 now...he's gonna need a lot of candles!!!
wow...i hope that never happens to you again, that sounds bad!!
>>690074323
>Finished my exams
Good, good
>Getting drunk and relaxing, playing vidya with the guys
Coincidentally, my roommate, nephew and I have all been getting stoned, relaxing, and playing vidya recently. It's always fun to kick back, and not worry about things for a while, yeah?
>I might even go out and find a girl
Do it!
>Shiragami Youko claimed!
>>690074752
>Methotrexate
Semi-confident my sister takes that for something or other.
You sure do know a bit about medicine, hugh? Any particular reason?
>>690074804
pop chips are always alright!
>>690074896
Decent song, shit-quality video.
Will be on the hunt for an HQ version
>>690075180
>throw your trash in someone else's trash can
Why
WHY
Also milk is gross, love yourself.
>>690075077
>inb4 le back peddle
>inb4 omg so easy to bait lolol
>>690075077
I'm 40? When did this happen? Why aren't I riding a cruiser yet?!
>>690075180
Dude I was thinking about it. I dont think they hauled acrross the street.
Whats everyone listening to this morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLPLQowwm-I
>>690075077
>maybe if i use enough 4chan speak i'll be one of them
kill yourself or lurk moar
>>690075180
???
>>690075350
rip in kill
>>690075482
It takes a while to get the gets
>roll
>>690075027
I was clean at the time.
>>690075485
No pics. Sorry moogs.
>>690075588
Been on a few for Crohns. Have to move around due to my body neutralising some meds, so my knowledge is only towards what treats Crohns. Also rheumatoid arthritis because the treatments are really similar for some unknown reason.
>>690075644
Yeah, wheres my Goldwing?
>>690075775
The sound of fingers against phone as I try to sleep
>>690075371
kek, it happens, i told you that your library is gonna be a national treasure that people will wanna see
>>690075588
>Decent song, shit-quality video.
Whole album is easily available on Soulseek.
>>690075410
They aren't allowed in /a/
>>690074846
Night kiro
>>690075485
ayy lmao
how it do
>>690075482
to this day I search for the answer
why do you insult me this way pinko
>>690075521
>he's gonna need a lot of candles!!!
I laughed really hard at this, family sitting in the living room looked at me like "wtf?"
Yeah it was really "shit" :D
>>690075864
What did the wall comment mean though, I have no idea.
>>690075588
milk is good nigga, and I love you
>>690075775
I throw all my trash into neighbors boxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9rs9PSG9qE
>>690075872
You would have free tickets to see it.
>>690075842
i fucked up
>2.0
>>690074668
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
You do know of the 8ch board /mai/, right?
>>690075842
>Amatsukaze and Shimakaze
>same weapons, similar names
sloots, all of them!
>>690075993
Text wall.
>Rory-sama
>>690075842
just warming them up right now
>roll
>>690075993
its just how i do it yellowo
>>690075864
Funny that, my dads friend (the one that's fixing my ZX) has this in his driveway that he's putting work into.
>Makoto
>>690074668
ur waifu worst girl and a slut
also a shit
>>690075485
Oh, well good morning to you
>>690075490
Thanks, I'm hoping to make my own gifs at some point.
>>690076228
Who were you comparing to?
>Karen a stupid
>>690075864
>no pics
Damnit rip the dream I guess :^)
>>690075993
ay yo what it do
I just woke up like 5 minutes
>>690076302
Thanks fam
What's poppin
>>690076048
Alrighty
>>690076192
At least I didn't post loods in thread
:^)
>>690076242
One day, you'll get it
Maybe
>roll
>>690076007
I know fuck them. They all at work. They owe me i watch the block like some kind of lame batman.
>>690076277
Nice ass bike.
Thinking about picking up a ninja 636 soon. Maybe a katana.
Azusa claimed
>>690076160
I do, but the joke isn't as simple as that.
>>690076284
>tier 7 insult, name calling.
>sounds something like this: You are an ass-hat
In other words, try harder.
>>690075864
They're both chronic inflammatory disease, so the basic medications will be the same, or similar I think. Further than that, I think there'll be specialized medicine for either or.
>>690075889
>Soulseek
What's that? Enlighten me, I'm curious.
>>690076007
>milk is good
>I throw all my trash into neighbors' boxes
What turned you into what you are today?
>>690076411
You
>>690076589
not gonna respond to me loving you I guess :l
>>690076520
fuck tha police nigga
>>690076192
so they are just like karen? :^)
>>690076509
one day i will get it
>roll
>>690076509
touche
Karen superior ship girl though
>>690075588µ
> It's always fun to kick back, and not worry about things for a while, yeah?
Sure is, but I get bored quickly. I like going to uni and doing assignments, even though I procrastinate. It's a bit contradictory
Good thing I've recently found out about the drawthreads. They can keep me busy
>Do it!
Eh, i don't know man
I go on dates from time to time but I don't have time to build anything serious with my studies. Plus almost women are all so shallow and uninteresting
>>690076570
Don't really know about inside jokes.
>>690076589
A program that allows you to easily find and download music from anyone who also uses it.
Since I started using it I download 95% of my albums from there.
>>690076433
I took pics of ungaped for an AMA I held.
>>690076589
Yeah. Pretty much, though the arthritis goea away.
>>690076433
The usual. I'm doing nothing interesting, just OW. Got anything planned for today?
Italy does it again.
Ibrahimovic confirmed meme player.
>0 shots on target in 2 games
Miho claimed
>>690076734
Operation switch my trash into the recyling bin instead has now begun . GODSPEED
>>690076762
One can hope
>roll
>>690076800
>superior ship girl
At best you'd be a transport ship
Nothing to be scared of :^)
>>690076552
>Katana
>Ninja
Please tell me you're getting the older model that looks retro as fuck!
>Got a 2015 CBR300R
>Waiting for my '92 ZX11 to be put back together
Should be here within the next few days if my dad holds true to "before Father's Day"
>>690076849
Why did you hold an AMA for that lol
Also no pics pls it was just a prank fam
>>690076876
Nope
>>690075993
lol!!! i always get caught smiling stupid at my phone and people wonder what im doing...
it sounds like it ;^)
>>690076007
>brutal as hell lol
>>690076019
aww thank you!! the hardest part would be getting there though kek
>>690077041
>At best you'd be a transport ship
D E S T R O Y E D
>>690077141
Hard doesn't mean impossible.
Best type moon claimed.
Naps were a mistake.
>>690077437
You missed Sweden getting cucked.
Waifus are only for weak people, who cant hanlde real life. Be strong, choose heroin.
>>690077557
But I see that every single day.
>>690076675
>Karen a big stupid
>>690076433
what coincidence
I'm gonna go nap soon
>>690077141
Ahah those awkward moments
can never get away from them
>>690076762
rude
>>690077041
RUDE
KAREN IS KONGOU BONGOU
>>690077171
R U D E
>>690076982
>>690077437
Hello.
>>690077557
Isn't that everyday though?
waifu sucks give me 7s
>>690077641
Must be hard being a sandn-
I mean, a swede.
>>690077717
Hello
>>690077774
that's karen no?
>>690077338
you're right...it is very possible lol, it just takes time i guess
>>690077650
that all you got to say?
you disappoint me again yellowo
>>690077041
one can get
>roll
>>690076734
I'll only love you if you stop throwing your trash into neighbors' boxes.
>>690076829
I get it though, it gives you something to do.
>I don't have time to build anything serious with my studies.
Priorities suck.
>Plus almost women are all so shallow and uninteresting
Everyone's going to be shallow and uninteresting around/with you until you actually really get to know that person. For this reason, I usually end up falling for close friends.
>>690076841
Thanks, will write it down and look into it.
On that note, I'm fuckin' outta here. Gotta catch some Z's.
>>690077650
Hey, transport ships are important too!
You can look up to the big guys while you do your thing
>>690077910
Just a little patience
>roll
>>690077717
Hello, how are you today?
>>690077774
Good thing I'm not a Swede, but right next to them with many people working across the pond.
>>690078001
this is my heart <3
and this is you breaking it </3
>>690078001
Sleep tight.
>>690077909
And effort too, planning stuff. I feel like part of my collection purpose has been lost, now that I have fiber losing bandwidth to streaming music isn't a problem anymore. Oh well. My collection will still be here to fight the internet apocalypse.
garbage fixed. Dogs fed, Coffee made. Whats good? Im watching, I married a mermaid. The jury is still out on it.
>>690078085
Kongou is a super fast scary battleship!
And she's not lewd
>>690077910
I'm pretty good at being a disappointment my man
>>690077907
>>690077774
نعم؟
>>690078396
>>690078210
>Implying most of us are being serious
>>690077133
Sounds like fun
>>690078487
don't post gore here, my man.
>>690078396
>And she's not lewd
>>690078494
>Implying most of us aren't
There's a special place in hell for people who post screencaps in /c/ threads.
>>690078396
>
>>690078494
You can just get the fuck out.
>>690078139
>this kills the konata....
>>690078240
yaaahhh, why do you feel that way?? the purpose is to get a bunch of music you like no?
>>690078396
>And she's not lewd
Must be hard to be this delusional
>>690077900
How are you?
>>690078087
Pretty shit.
Yus! i screen capped a lucy Skele. Pic vey much related
>>690078793
kagami
>>690078779
Well that's no good, something you wish to talk about?
>>690078779
Kind of meh right now.
>>690078627
>>690078774
I mean she's relatively less lewd than the other boat girls
>>690078793
Spooky!
>>690078716
Kongou desu!
Holy fug is there shiki cosplay for everything?
>>690078744
I didn't think the boner actually had a bone
fuck though that looked like it hurt lmao
>>690078852
did you call me??
>>690078951
Good morning, /waifu/
>Best Mechromancer claim
>>690078793
3spooky
>>690078774
>implying there are non-lewd shipgirls
>specially Kongou
>>690078741
Welp there's multiple reasons, one of them is gone, I still have a bunch and that is one of them.
>>690078933
She is a bit crazy for the Teitoku.
Claiming McCree. Best waifu
>>690078933
BROWN HAIR KAREN! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
>>690078933
>Holy fug is there shiki cosplay for everything?
Maybe, more that there's a limited pool but those that are tend to both good and fitting.
>>690079103
What's that supposed to mean, Mrs. Transparent Dress?
>>690079138
>read voice lines
>regret
I meant she dresses well but fuck
Taihou is still my favourite after kongou
>>690079177
Don't worry, I'm back!
>>690078857
Not right now no, you can ask Karen since I told him and Kirino earlier, but I'm just exhausted right now and don't want to think about it.
>>690078925
Better than bad.
>>690079138
which one of them is gone??
>>690077650
I'm hungry
>>690078594
I know man shits going to be lit
If dubs post waifu tiddies.
Check em.
>>690079483
eat dick
>>690079138
Exactly
>>690079343
Nothing much
Now shoo, be a spoiled brat elsewhere
>>690079343
Whew!
Ok so this I married a mermaid show is funny
>>690079344
>pomf
Soft
>>690078494
>Implying most of us are being serious
Get out
>>690079555
>Holy fuck trips
No u
>>690079343
>Kongou lines
Honestly they are not as lewd as most ships but there are some good ones.
>It's almost 'good night' time! I'll be Admiral's time keeper tomorrow too!
>Hey! Admiral! I don't mind you touching me...
>Taihou
That's some premier tier taste my friend, Murakumo is best. How do you rate the Kongous?
Haruna > Kirishima > Kongou > Hiei
>here comes Kyouko to say Haruna is shit
>>690079344
Well I can only wish that it works itself out and hope you get better fast.
>>690079555
I will not back down so easily
Dubs for tiddies!
>>690078085
yep
>roll
>>690080029
never gonna get those dubs anon
>>690080224
So close, yet so far
>roll
>>690079589
>spoiled brat
should not have revealed this detail
good bants though
Got kancolle to work yet?
>>690079763
>I told you to keep your eyes on me~
fug why
I like Yudachii too, but that's just on looks.
If I was going to rate the kongous, ignoring Karen's bias of voice actor.
I would go Kongou, Haruna, Kirishima, Hiei
Hair color/length matters too much to me.
I like the adaptations of the ships. The little cannons they hold. Also that the carriers are bow users. It's awesome.
>>690080029
Mi?
>>690079695
trips confirm eat dick son
>>690080395
rolling for whatever we're rolling for
>>690080495
rolling to get banned yo
dubs please
>>690080495
We are rolling for waifu tiddies, check em.
>>690080597
>>690080621
oh....i don't think i wanna be part of this!!!
>>690080453
Thanks for the intel kek
I didn't, I'll try again another day
>>690080495
Sacchi is rolling for DM. I'm rolling for her to bother Shizu instead. And loods
>>690080779
Too late! Check em! With tiddies!
>>690080621
Thats not how you do it
Watch me
Check em
Rolling for dat ass!
>>690080860
Disregard that
Check these dubs
>>690080597
>>690080621
>>690080912
roll
>>690080395
roll
>>690080860
you all are doing it wrong
rolling for death
>>690080912
I look back in and I see rolling. Are we rolling for Karen loods again?
>Rolling
fuck this turned into a get thread again
Either way I'm tired as hell, gonna take a break.
Seeya guys.
>>690080912
Rolling
>>690081007
Come on man THIS is how you do it
>>690081098
A get thread with no gets. Or waifu tiddies.
>>690081155
congrats
Ok so anyone paying attention to the I missed the Garbage truck saga. Breaking News. I was just sitting here and a garbage truck drove by slammed on its breaks backed up grabbed my garbage and took off. Those dudes are saints. VICTORY!
Id like to thank my family. Umm Sun Praire Waste managment. Um god. Believe in yourself. your dreams will come true
>>690081155
>he wasn't rolling
I'm so sorry lmao
>>690081217
>Id like to thank my family. Umm Sun Praire Waste managment. Um god. Believe in yourself. your dreams will come true
maximum keks
>Karen
>>690080453
>Poidachi
I used to think she was meh but lately I like her a lot... Probably because of fan art. Same goes for brown poi.
>
I don't really like Kongou looks that much, she is literally all about the voice act for me. Also some personal bias that I don't want to mention. Haruna outfit is really good looking isn't it? That red is like candy for your eyes.
>Also that the carriers are bow users
Yea it's quite creative, I like how some carriers use Shikinamis too. It was pretty hard for me to find a carrier that I liked but my favourites are Zuikaku, Zuihou, Kaga and Katsuragi.
>>690081246
>no piddy tiddies
Check em.
>>690081217
I am proud of you
>rolling to end my life
And just like that my body feels like shit. Never run on 4 hours of sleep boys
>>690081246
Rolling to poste all my karen lewds
>20/20 waifu claim
>>690080912
Rollin' for this
If trips Kyouko get
>>690081512
>4
Try none for a week.
If trips Kyouko get
>>690081007
You're getting there
>roll
>>690081636
Glasses
If trips Kyouko get
Rolling to stop the rolling.
>>690081449
49 confirms you should spend the rest of your life not killing yourself kek
You guys are the worse than me at this.
>>690081838
shi-
Get yah Karen lewds!
![Syndra [147].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [147].jpg")
If trips Kyouko get
Rolling for Syndra.
>>690081966
eh a 9 is like a upside six, i'd count it...
Never say Candklejack or yo
>>690081745
Insomniac?
>>690081763
soon
>roll
>>690081098
cya yellowo
>>690081113
that how you get 2 off?
next thread just post lewds fuck it
>>690082038
>>690081966
Rolling for both Kyouko and Syndra
>>690081966
Why are you rolling if you can ask nicely in private?
clmd
>>690082300
Lies and slander.
>>690082265
Basically
>>690082275
Hah hah hah...
That was my plan the whole time.
Moar than just tiddies. Check em.
>>690082356
Dsmvwlmnt mt hw r y chk t n vwls
>>690076277
Holy fuck this look gay
>>690081763
Ultimate-Savings Megumin!
>so good
>Mirai
