Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
Clumsy edition.
>>690082374
kagami claimed!!
>>690082374
>Clumsy
Dubs for clumsy tiddies falling out of clothes.
ay yo hol up
>>690082203
Not as bad since high school, but that time specifically was just a very long series of (un)fortunate events that led me to needing to stay up every time I thought I was about to get sleep.
>>690082374
Kudelia Aine Bernstein claim
>pls notice me
I actually don't think I have any art of Shiki being clumsy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU1X3Wut-k0
>claim
>>690082585
>tumblr
>literal jew waifu
>>690082566
Miho claimed
>>690082627
I want you.
WOOPs!
>>690082544
Make with the tiddies people.
>>690082725
There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>>690082374
Oh are those scientific progresses supposed to be confidential? I'm sorry.
>>690082759
thanks :3
>konata
>>690083004
That was for >>690082387
>>690082374
Armstrong-San
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>690082300
Yes, but this is more fun
>>690083004
Confidential info.
>>690083125
cow excretions
>>690082983
>coal shiner
GEHHHH dubs for non nigger loving tiddies.
>>690083125
Cowtits
>>690082544
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>>690082695
roll
>>690082374
Samuel L Jackson
>>690083019
You don't have to thank me. You're the cute one here.
>>690083125
Excellence
>>690083288
C'mon guys.
That's two dubs in here. Gimme da tiddies.
>>690082574
May I ask, what type of events?
>>690083260
>>690083431
Milk Drinker.
>>690083540
Wonderfulness.
Akiko claimed
Don't take your waifu's name in vain you filthy heretics
>>690083723
Only the best.
>>690083721
God isn't ashamed of her tiddies.
Moar tiddies!
Post morning music
or whatever you are listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwR_1EP18eo
>>690083985
I am unironically enjoying this right now
https://youtu.be/B7SaR4-zn-o
>>690083985
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCuz42WERA
>>690083985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csWzB94_ULk
>>690083985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsJ2loFbSM
>Claim
>>690082695
>Ultimate Savings Megumin
Thanks for the glasses
>>690083985
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oxxgzQbtKMg
>>690083985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsRJEOxDwuA
I'll compromise
Trips for tiddies? Really you are just stuck with me longer.
We're officially /mu/waifu now.
>>690084765
Tats would be so proud.
Trips for tiddies.
>>690083934
Yes.
>>690084860
Nom nom nom
>>690083364
>roll
>>690084346
>REEEEEEE
You're welcome
>>690083872
i only know one person who does that
>>690084765
I love /mu/ haha :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwLq7Q4J5tw
>>690084994
no!!! please noooooo!!!!
>>690084983
...Is it me?
>>690084994
Do you like Synth-pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9fLnI3yG7Q
>>690085100
I hope they're playing a god tier horror like SH.
>>690085460
is this synth pop?
>>690085130
yes
>roll
You guys can be pretty prude. Trips and you must post tiddies.
>>690085612
Skip the intro to 1:10.
QOTT: Am I really the only actual Japanese (decent, from Cali) person in this thread?
>>690083682
Stayed up all day one day, then stayed up all night in order to go to the bike shop with my dad to get some opinions from him on a bike I was looking at. We ended up not going till later in the day, which made me stay up all day that day. I had work that night, so I ended staying up all night that night too. Day 3 rolls around and I contacted this guy about a bike (my ZX11) and wanted to go look at it that day, ended up putting $400 down for it. But by the time I had been able to check it out, the bank was closed. So work rolls around that night, stay up again. Day 4 comes and I'm waiting for the bank to open, it does, and I've gotta wait till later to go give the guy the rest of the money. Ends up being late enough that I wasn't going to get sleep before work. Work rolls around. Day 5, I just didn't feel tired at that point, so I stayed up again playing games and doing matinence on my 300. Work rolls around, and when I got home at the beginning of day 6, I sat on my bed to take off my boots, and the next thing I know, I'm being woken up for dinner. But I got the bike and it should be 100% operational by Sunday!
>Pic related
>Makoto
>>690085613
Sorry
>roll
>>690085778
I think so
>>690085778
Soo, no one is Japanese ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vSZgCOkTw8
shit out of nico nico d is so catchy
>>690085778
Sorry meant descent
![Syndra [99].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [99].png")
>>690083985
Late, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URf7eA_aajs
>>690085593
i think it was just amnesia kek
Best raifu claimed
>>690086027
Back to >>>/k/ faggot
>>690085806
Chuuni tits are nice, I heard she has a cute butt too. But I'm after tiddies.
Post moar if you please. Or check my trips and then post moar.
>mfw other waifus have tiddles
>>690086027
>>690086020
Now I wish it was possible to see a Tsukasa play-through of Amnesia.
>>690085130
Heretic detected
>>690085613
Add Barry and Karen to that list
Narancia Claimed
Also how are people
>>690086194
At least my waifu isn't 2k branded garbage
>>690086350
Sako 3rd best raifu
>claiming yume
>>690086330
I like small tiddies too. A hand full of iddy biddy tiddy feels just as good as big tiddies.
I wanted to say this for a while now, but I'm going to be off this indefinitely. I lied to Renge by impersonating another person, the whole hikage character, in order to get more of an acceptance around here. I lied to her, I lied to you all. While pretending to be another waifu is completely another routine thing here, I couldn't bear it, call me soft, but lying is a concept I fondly despise and it goes deep into my childhood. I don't mind others doing it and I understand that sometimes it's necessary and very much a means to save moments of trouble, but this wasn't. I lied, I lied to you all, and I'm terribly sorry. Nothing will change my guilt over something so trivial and believe me, I want to just troll it out and say "Ha, you just got bamboozled, Renge" but I can't. Out of all my years of living, I felt something I haven't felt in years. I felt acceptance. I felt an acceptance, or at least I'd like to view it as such, in this hellhole of a community. When I mimicked another person, again something so miniscule, I defiled that feeling I cherished. Call me frail, call me dramatic, whatever it is you want to call me, but just forget about me. I felt like I did something very wrong and lied to my family. I'm not asking for forgiveness since I can't forgive myself for this seemingly inconsequential action. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm composed. I just haven't felt a bond this well and to later defile it over something so petty that I can't just simply continue to lie or slide under the table. There definitely is something wrong with me, but I'll have to figure that one out by myself.
What I came here to say, I thank you all for letting me in on your group. Thank you for giving this person a wonderful time. I wish you all the best and forget this brittle person exists. It's been a blast everyone, this is some person aka purple borderline midget, signing off
>>690086330
Flat is justice
>>690086399
Peaches detected
>>690086366
lol...i would watch that stream, i think it would only last for a few seconds though
>>690086786
i don't think it's that big of a deal...i wish you well in your life though!!! i hope everything goes okay
>>690086698
1st best
![Syndra [194].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [194].jpg")
>>690086786
k.
>>690087010
>furry tiddies
Gross. If dubs >>>/trash/
>>690087010
oh boy would you just look at those feet
>>690087066
well damn...
>>690086786
You shouldn't beat yourself up on it, I didn't talk much with you but I'm pretty sure you're a nice guy and the thread will always be open for you. Have a good one.
>sorry but the wall of text is a bit hard to read
>>690087066
Is the GET program still around?
Haven't seen it since like 2012
>>690086698
My waifu can beat your waifu's ass
Also you know what else is garbage
Your taste in waifu
>>690086926
5th or 6th imo
>>690087151
Gets will always be a thing here, if trips you must post tiddies.
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE
>>690087010
>
>>690087151
I haven't tested them but there are plugins for chrome that claim to give you a 96% dubs chance.
>>690086921
Then Kagami would take over and as last resort they could still leave it on Konata hands. It's not her kind of game though.
>>690087366
ffs
>>690086786
You're making a big deal out of nothing.
>>690087366
>only dubs
that is childs play
I'm talking getting five consecutive numbers frequently.
>>690087492
Was it at least convincing?
>>690087512
Quints is for something like, if quints next thread is rule 34 waifu thread, I'm just asking for tiddies. Check my trips for tiddies.
>>690087202
Your dingy excuse for a waifu wasn't even good enough for the base game.
>>690087010
Holy fuck, those are fucking nice feet!
Chen are you there?
>>690087010
>>690087772
I see the program is still inconsistent.
>>690087703
8/10
Didn't read the whole thing, but I figured someone was actually leaving.
>>690087010
nice feet
>>690087978
Yeah it's a piece of shit. Notice all the not tiddies and trips I'm getting? If trips, post them tiddies.
>>690087781
She was better
Thats why you have to pay extra for her
>>690086857
Hai!
>>690088285
Welp, that's a ten in my book
>>690087202
I love Gaige. I only play her and her alone. I wish her stacks were limitless, forgiving, the claws did more than that pussyswipe, fixed the digisplosion, add more to the shock and awe, but oh well. I like her dialogue when she gets amped
>>690088448
>buying you're waifu
>smug tiddies get
>>690088448
LESBIAN GIRL
>>690087010
Love dem paws
>>690088448
*Given away for free with the game
Your waifu has depreciated
>>690088660
So what's good little yordle?
>>690088709
Do you have a problem?
>Quints for Karen loods
>>690088802
Oh you know, eating oatmeal. I'm also watching better $aul saul s1 ep9 for specifics
>>690088868
Hah, you're script sucks as bad as my random rolling. Trips and you all must post tiddies.
>>690088868
ALMOST HOLY SHIT
>>690085945
its not me you should be sorry too
>roll
>>690086399
will do
>>690087010
I would do absolutely unspeakable things to those paws.
>>690088862
Yes, it does not concern you.
>>690088966
$aul saul? Never heard of it to be honest.
>>690088975
THE FUCK?
I actually get some gets and have to up my ante, this fag ALMOST does some cool and gets piddy pucci?
Trips and next thread is R34
>>690088790
She's DLC you dumbass
>>690088971
>Script
Pls, I'm on mobile you fuckboi
>>690088975
I'll get those lewds one day.
>>690089103
Heard of the show breaking bad?
If not this next statement is subjective
It's great spinoff show from a great show
>>690089147
>>690089272
Ayyy me too.
Help me turn waifu lewd. Trips = tiddies
>>690088534
>wew lad
>>690088992
To who then?
...Oh
>roll
>>690088966
>>690089311
>Better call saul
My nigga
Great show, no watches it though.
>>690089345
>hugs
>>690089311
I have. Thought about watching it at some point, never actually got around to it though.
>>690089380
I'll pass. It's only funny if it's Karen. And we are apparently required to get quints for Karen lewds this time around.
This is dat movie tho
And she's mai waifu
Helly /waifu/! How are you today?
>Chara claimed
>>690082374
Is sage taken yet?
>>690089832
Nice vidya waifu
>>690089611
I don't want just Karen. I want all you're waifu tiddies.
If trips post waifu tiddies.
>>690090015
Why thank you.
I don't recall seeing you before and your waifu too.
So, who are you and welcome to waifu.
>>690090068
> I want all you're waifu tiddies.
You need atleast quints for that.
>>690089988
>thinking sage affects us
Mornin' /waifu
>>690089547
D-d-do we count as viewers or are you supporting the "bots" view I had earlier?
>>690089611
First season on Netflix
>>690090218
Again, if I roll for quints it will be for a rule 34 waifu thread. Just in case, if quints rule 34 waifu thread.
For trips I just want a picture of you're waifu's tiddies.
I know you guys have good pictures of you're waifu. So you gotta have good pictures of they're tiddies.
If trips Kyouko get
Soon ill 65 and blind, I fear time
If dubs Kyouko get
If singles Kyouko get
>>690090195
My waifu is Gaige from Borderlands 2
>>690090454
>>690090502
>>690090525
This is some serious tryharding
>>690090591
the first one was me don't know who these dubs ans singles dipshit is
>>690090409
Anon, I also believe that you visited school...
But... you just used you're wrong three times in a row which is amazing.
And they're too... look, lemme give you a short lesson in grammar so you don't fuck it up again and my stomach may live in peace
You're = You are
Your = Something you own
>>690090550
Ah, that explains it, I never got into Borderlands so I don't know her at all.
If trips Kyouko getting anon get
>>690089832
Spooky darling
>>690090283
Well i'm a robot. I assumed everyone here was.
>>690090498
kneesocks
>>690090591
They're not giving up are they.
>>690090591
If singles Kyuko get
Howdy
Moe-Lay really pumps my nads
>>690090283
>Netflix
Do I look like I'm made of money. Yarr harr and all that!
>>690090409
>Thinking I'm some kinda degenerate that keeps porn of my waifu
That is just lewd and impure, and I would not defile her like that you curr.
>If singles, Kyokokoko get
If singles Kyouko lewds get
If dubs Chen is the best waifu
>>690090736
Yuuko-chan <3
>>690090712
>being this new
C'mon, you don't thing it is not on purpose? Just post your waifu's tits man. Trips get.
Holo claimed.
>>690091015
shit.
>>690091086
nice get
>>690090736
Dorky Darling
>>690091058
I actually think it's not on purpose since here are some actual retards floating around.
And if you post trips, sure, you get some tiddies
laying claim
Sup dudes. I just did all my cleaning for the day and the thread hasnt reached image limit?
the fuck
>>690091003
Rin pleases old singles for free.
>>690090873
Moliere,
>>690091290
>
>>690082374
Claimed
>>690087366
lol!! that whole thing would be fun to watch, i bet konata would play the hell outta it
>>690091031
Miho-chan <3
>>690090736
Yuuko
>>690091440
>Pets <3
>>690091267
Well I hope you are genuine. I was rolling for dubs earlier but had to up the ante.
Rikka was nice enough to show off, and her picture was spectacular.
Karen got cucked I think. And no one has posted tiddies. It's hard to roll trips. Check em, with tiddies.
>>690091369
>I figure that, but seeing that this isn't a steal, these stipulations merit no application.
>We here are simply asking for lewd pictures, sexualised content. >The term oversexualised hasn't been properly addressed on degree so it'll have to be adjust to avoid ambiguity. >Furthermore, "most importantly, have fun". We are having fun, we can debate on the angle of what fun is in this perspective. >We aren't in breach of rules
>>690091776
wasn't referring to that part of the OP
>Insults must be original
>>690091749
That's the point of it being hard. I mean it suits me quite well since I don't have many lewd pictures anyway. Pretty few people sexualize my waifu and the quality is rather shit to be honest.
>>690091923
Come on I hadn't used that one before
>>690091982
>>690091923
How is insulting? A community that wants to see one of their brethren in their splendid glamour is something for all see. It's a compliment you can't pass around nonchalantly, so tell me because I misinterpreted here.
>Tristana
