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Good evening, Anonymous! I'm sorry for my disappearance

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! I'm sorry for my disappearance yesterday.

Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Certain GETs will receive a tarot reading. If you GET, ask a question, as general or specific as you want. I can give general near future readings as well.
>GETs that count: Any trips, certain dubs: 33, 66, 99.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Love and patience! Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you.
>Leave internet drama at the gate.
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Steam wanted me to look.
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>>689978670
*FIRST!*
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Hey, Remiu and co. The notifications worked again!
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>>689978954
I'm so pleased that it's working! The Steam group has a purpose now!
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*Damn i blew it, well, i'll settle with the second spot nonetheless, anyway the Steam alarm worked hurray!*
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I heard Marisa looked after the shrine while I was gone last night.

How did everything go?
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>>689979808
She allowed me to have sex with her.
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>>689979808
*Nothing to report, except the fact that there was this user desperate for advices regarding his love status, she flawlessly helped him so i guess she did pretty well.*
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>>689980028
I think you might have a problem feeling up everyone.
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>>689978670
Hi, Reimu. How are you doing?
>>689980028
>allowed
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>>689979808
Everything was bad because I wasn't around.
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When suddenly...
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>>689979053
Hi Satsuki, how are you doing?>>689979808
Hail the Queen
>>689980351
Asterisk my fellow
>>689980361
Hi Sunpeak
>>689980611
Hiya, Bell

How's everyone doing?

-Joni
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*And now we wait.*
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>>689980370
I said it.
>>689980361
Nah, I have a problem with McCree players though. They don't know how to aim.
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>>689979265
i just got home
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>>689980028
Was it good?

>>689980351
Glad to hear it!

>>689980370
Not bad. The internet died on me last night and stayed dead until sometime this morning, but I found ways to occupy myself.

>>689980471
You certainly do brighten things up~

>>689980769
>*curtsies*
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>>689980769
I am making new friends, and downloading more Satsukis!
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>>689980769
*Hi J, doing good as always though nothing really remarkable happened today, except for the fact that i "almost" managed to beat the Dragun on Enter the Gungeon! Goofed one last roll unfortunately.*
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>>689981181
I never feel like I'm contributing much though.
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>>689981181
Could of been better.
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slow night
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>>689980370
http://www.strawpoll.me/10505044
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10505044
>>689980869
>I said it
That you did.
>>689981181
>Not bad. The internet died on me last night and stayed dead until sometime this morning, but I found ways to occupy myself.
Internet failure/slowness can be annoying, huh?
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Hello everyone

-Sweet Roll
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>>689981710
>Could of
Not a fan of that meme.
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>>689982030
There's no meme here.
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>>689980769
Hiya, you dirty commie!

Howya doin? good I suppose?

>>689981796
Oh god. Exterminator? Yeah, my thread has a bad case of blue man group. 9:00 P.M.? Sure, sounds good to me.
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Hi there
Well, it's been a while since I was here. Last time I got a reading and got the word "void". Funny because that's what my life became, dull, uninspired and pathetic. It became so bad the person I love the most left me, basically telling me to get my shit together. Thing is, I don't know where to start, I can accept that indeed I turned into a pretty shitty individual, but still... I want to become whole again, to have a purpose or a goal but I know that no one can give me one by waving a magic wand.
So I come here to ask for advice on how to turn my life around, how to start anew and find myself. Perhaps a reading will help, but I can't really know if I'll get dubs, so here's hoping.
Thank you for reading
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>>689981505
You do plenty, don't worry about it!

>>689981710
Now I know you're lying.

>>689981796
Yeah, especially in situations like this. After it went down, I tried playing some games, but I kept running into situations where I REALLY would've liked to be able to look things up.
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Where's the Alice thread?
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>>689982354
>a fucking bunny suit
How about after I kick your ass in Mario Kart, you retract those damn statements, Bell?
>>689982872
>THIS THREAD IS CURSED
yeah but it ain't though
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>>689982843

Inside out, 50 miles away

In other words, I have no clue

-Sweet Roll
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>>689981801
Hi there, are you ready for another infinidaggery adventure on this thread?*
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>>689982354
>Good
Lel
>>689982481
If you want to set a goal to make yourself get going again, some of the main one's i would suggest would be:
-Wealth
-Love
-Recognition
You could set your mind and seek one of those.

-J
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>>689983048
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>>689983123

HELLOOOOOOO!!!

INFINIDAGGER!!!

-Sweet Roll
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>>689983048
Whats the matter, triggered by a little bunny girl?
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Hi, I'm Sam, I want to see what you can say about my future spiritually
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>>689982673
Nope. It could of actually been better.
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Hello thread
Looks like I have archives to read

>>689982481
I think I remember you.
Life is pretty pointless, huh.
At least you can set your own goals.
What happened with the person you love the most?

>>689982354
It's Naughty Bunny Bell!
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>>689982843
*She went on a quest in order to prevent all the cute little seals from getting bashed and clubbed to death.*

>>689983366
*Good sir, my respect for you just went to his maximum reachable apoapsis.*
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>>689982481
You can have my dubs Teddy Brosevelt

They're right here >>689980611

>>689982673
> I REALLY would've liked to be able to look things up.
Sounds like a lost me in DayZ. Without a map.

>>689983048
>implying bunny suits are bad
I beat the entire 150cc with a mach bike
come at me, bluefag

>>689983226
...are you just doing normal, communist comrade?
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>>689983711
Still Sam here, rerolling
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>>689983410
>girl
Squinting your eyes doesn't make you sprout a vagina, Bell.
But, seriously, I always thought that was you in the picture, I didn't know it was some girl.
Still, I mean, I'd never be wearing woman's clothing, weirdo.
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>>689983121
You're silly
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>>689982481
For myself I just go out more like play D&D and magic the gathering at my local shop. Go out with friends and explore a bit.
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>>689983957
Reroll
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>>689982673
I can't help but feel that I used to do more.
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>>689983939
DayZ is fun with friends.
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>>689983979
Uh, wrong image!
Uh, don't look at this post...
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>>689984068
Last Reroll, if I don't get this, fate have its will
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>>689983957
while you wait to get your get heres a fortune cookie for ya
>Sam ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "24".
well...pink is a feminine color so that might be where the bad luck will come from
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>>689983939
>I beat the entire 150cc with a mach bike
[Citation needed]
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>>689984393
Thanks, :) let fate bestow good fortune on to you
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>>689983939
Can't complain, not healty to whine.
I'm posting Bob Ross on a waifu thread so i'm having a bit of fun

-J
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>get

Am I a girl, or a boy?
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>>689984149
I never played it online, I just run a lan version of it. I ended up walking around Kamyshovo in circles for an hour before I found my way to Elektro and got a map.

>>689984604
I fried my WII a year or two ago, so my citation is currently sitting in my old electronics tote.

>>689984743
Bob Ross was in the military, wasn't he?
That makes him a certified badass.

>>689984760
Neither
You're an attack helicopter.
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>>689983226
Yeah, those seem like a good start, but honestly I think I'll go for self improvement. Learn a language or to play an instrument >>689983760
Yeah, I became quite the nihilistic guy. I know that my name will be forgotten and will not matter in some years so I stopped bothering living
>>689983939
Thank you so much! Well, I have dubs thanks to him... Can I get a reading?
>>689984051
Getting back in touch with my friends sounds like a good start , thanks.
BTW, I played a version called Ravencroft Castle recently. Pretty fun, I should get into real D&D
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>>689984743
*They will just ignore you at worst, i should not say this but i admit to have repeatedly posted Hitler senpai along with Chris Hansen, no fucks were given those days.*
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>>689978670
Im bi and no im not fucking greedy but i believe in open relationships. I want girlfriends and a boyfriend but how do i go about this. My specific question is how can i tell if a woman is open to a relationship with another woman such as myself without verbally asking her out. I need advice on how to flirt with/entice women i have just met. My personality is very dominant. Kind of look like kylie jenner face & body wise but dress androgynous. Thanks
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>>689984604

Double-Dash was better, in my opinion

Try going mirror mode on all cup tour

but winning every single race

-Sweet Roll
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>>689984074
You may have, but all you have to do is try and you'll get back there one day if that's what you want.

>>689982481
Just think about things you want to have in your life, then think of how you can get there the best way.

Picture your life in 5, 10, 20 years. Where do you want to be? What sorts of people do you want around you? What do you want to be doing?

Then, look for new things to find interesting. Meetup.com is a great way to find people meeting up for various interests and hobbies, and it's a great way to both make new friends and find new things you're interested in. You won't know until you try a few!

Meeting some new people and learning what they do in life can also give you some things to work toward yourself.
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>>689985517
Edit: getting women is no problem for me after ive gotten to know them. They say im charming but i need icebreakers
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Will I ever get dubs?
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>>689985999
No, you're doomed to trips.

-J
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>>689985999
no, you will however get trips
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>>689985999
I said dubs not trips
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>>689985999

No.

Never.

-Sweet Roll
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>>689983760
Oh, yeah, forgot to answer that.

Well, so I went abroad to study for a year, it's something I worked hard for and was ecstatic when I succeeded. Thing is, it was the only goal I had and now I have nothing to look forward to, back at home I would take music and languages as hobbies but I simply stopped once I got here.
My life got dull and she got tired of me, our relationship died last April and today we broke up... Kinda. She said she still believed in me but that she fell in love with the person I used to be, so she basically told me to get back on my feet or else she'd really leave me.
And honestly, I want to become that better version of myself, not because of her but because I owe it to me.
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>>689985278
Dont worry about being forgotten. You are a god and you got to leave your mark on the people you know and the jobs you do. After all gods only survive as long as they have worshipers.

What you will be and how you want to be treated and seen as is up to you. The story must end so a new one can begin anew.
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>>689985517
The best way to tell if they're open is to hang out in places that are frequented by other lesbians. I swear I'm not a shill for this site, but Meetup.com has lots of LGBT meetups that can be perfect for something like that.

I don't think it's greedy to want an open relationship. Some people are polyamorous, some aren't. It's kind of hard to find the ones that are though because it's not something people openly advertise. So you might wanna try your hand at a dating app or something like that, that way you won't have to risk any embarrassment and you'll know more or less what the person is interested in before you ask.
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>>689985999
You got trips, that's good enough for me!

Want a reading? What should I focus it on?
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its amazing to have a kind of thread on b where people are nice to each other. its like a freaking unicorn. keep it up! =)
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>>689985443
>not triggering the fags with Trumpasaurus Rex

Try harder man
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>>689986488
I had a important interview for a job today.
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>>689986506
Thank you! I aim to be around for as long as possible. Who knows, maybe one day it won't be so rare anymore~
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>>689986506

Yes, it is quite nice

/b/ doesn't always need to be about negativity

-Sweet Roll
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>>689986233
Thank you(:
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>>689985740
I'm not as good with people as I used to be.
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>>689986636
>Nine of Cups
An assured future, satisfaction, contentment and physical well being. Overcoming difficulty.

>Ace of Cups
Faithfulness, fertility, joy, and love.

>Four of Swords (Reversed)
I believe this is a warning not to lose your nerve. Even if this job isn't what the above two cards are talking about, you're already very close to improving your life. So whether it works out or not, don't lose hope!
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>>689986759
not to many reimu pics of her with grey eyes. I wish they were a bit more common.

I like them when they are red also but I see them as going red when angry or getting lots of power.
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Asterisk.
Y.

-J
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>>689985740
Yeah, I should start by setting some goals. I'm in some pretty big crossroads in my life, so it's not too late to start driving my life to a certain goal.

I had heard of meeting new people, but for some reason I'm a guy who is riddled with envy and jealousy. I will try that but not now, first I need to "cleanse my spirit"
>>689986223
That's pretty deep man...

I'm scared of futility, there are so many humans, so many individuals I accepted I was just a grey face in the crowd.
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>>689986609
*Indeed i should have really tried to push further on that one, the problem is that i thought i was already on my A-Game because of pictures like this, so i didn't spent much efforts into trying to annoy them even more when i saw they weren't paying attemption to this kind of masterpieces.*
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>>689978670

I want to pursue my dreams, but I'm stuck with the rents bitching at me because they don't want me to quit my job. What should be my course of action, I need to have meaning not just some slave like everyone else. Anything.
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>>689986217
So you fell out of the loop on your hobbies?
While you could try picking those up again, you could also look for something new. You can start by taking a look at a new board that you've never been on before and seeing if you like the subject, or somehting.
I used to do scuba diving, then I developed an allergy for neoprene.

Are you in school, or working? Lots of free time?

>>689985382
Wew, is the game fucking dead?
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>>689987781
yep, little over a month after release and its already dead
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5600 hours hit! Fuck yeah!
*self five* earned!

>>689987534
HOLY MOTHER FUCK

THE HELL IS THAT

KILL IT WITH FIRE JESUS FUCK
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>>689987559
Ignore the bitching as much as you can. You don't have to justify your life to anyone or live up to their expectations. It's unlikely that they'll do anything drastic like kicking you out (assuming you live with them.) If you don't live with them, there's even less reason to worry about things like that.

Just do you, pursue your dreams whole-heartedly. Make sure you're putting all the effort you can into reaching them. As long as you're doing your very best, there's nothing to feel guilty about.

>>689987175
Why do you think that is?

>>689987212
Yeah, it's strange. My eyes can be purple, red, brown, gray, or even yellow, depending on who's drawing me.

>>689987285
I see, I see. It's never too late, Anonymous!

The best way to get over negative emotions is with practice along with lots of self-reflection on a day to day basis. Every time you interact with someone in a negative way, take some time afterward to reflect on why you chose the words you did, why you felt that way, and why you acted that way.

Examining the reasons behind things like that often shows us that there was flawed thinking involved. And that's the first step toward doing it better if you keep those things in mind.
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>>689987257
*I just got in there and i must say that the amount of cancer present is truly remarkable, anyway there is a new reply to your message.*

>>689988030
*Isn't it the cutest thing you have ever seen in your whole life?*
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>>689987285
I thought about it also for a long time. Yes everything is so big. That's why you focus more on a local level and perhaps it will grow from their.

A tiger accepts his domain and worry's about what happens to his home, not about how many other tigers are out in the world.
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>>689988279

Doesn't it just suck living the mediocre life while bitches have it so easy and people are living the life doing whatever they please because they have the money for it? Just sucks. Wish I had a space ship and could travel
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>>689988452

>"Life is bristling with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to cultivate one's garden."

>~Voltaire

Cultivate your own garden. Build your own castle. Don't worry about what other people are doing with theirs.
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>>689988279
That's very good advice... I know it's something that I can get rid off, I didn't know where to start. Thank you very much!

Do you think I could get a reading on this subject?

>>689988452
That's... Perhaps one of the best things I've heard in my whole life. And I mean, it's true. Maybe I was never destined to be famous, but it shouldn't matter, as long as I am important to those close to me then it won't really matter
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>>689989342
Seem's like anon want's to talk.

-J
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>>689978670
Sounds interesting, good to see a fellow card reader.
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Time to drink in despair.
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>>689988279
The usual really. Started out really trusting, then experienced betrayal, now don't really do people.
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>>689990032
Maybe I can help you got trips in there.
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>>689990032
i'll join you in that, i got some whiskey here
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Hello people
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>>689989359
>The Fool
Beginnings, most probably of journeys which may be possibly mental, physical or spiritual. The beginning of a new life-cycle. Energy, force, happiness and optimism. The overturning of the status quo or existing states by unexpected happenings. Innocence, naivety, and spontaneity. Important decisions to be made.

>Nine of Swords
Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction. This is the card of the martyr and with it comes new life out of suffering.
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>>689990400
hi lewdmu, you're not as late this time
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>>689990032
>>689990346
Both trip nines in there, so just saying.
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>>689990400
Sup lewdmu.

-J
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>>689978670
Why are you such a giant faggot OP?
GET
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>>689990032
*Why drinking in despair when you could do useful things instead? Like improving yourself for example.*
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>>689990854
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>>689978670
What's the deal with those threads?
Is this some kind of erp/circlejerk, or just comfy advice thread?
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>>689990854
Some drink for the sake of drinking Asterisk, not always seeking self-destruction.

-J
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>>689990077
Sadly, I don't know how to give someone their optmism back after it's been depleted. It's a choice that you have to make no matter what the evidence you've seen, how much you know about human nature.

>"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist."
~Mark Twain

Old optimists are rare because they still choose to believe the best in people even if they've been shown otherwise many times. It's not for everyone, but I think it's a lot less stagnant and depressing than pessimism.

>>689989740
Thanks! I'm only a few months into it, but I like tarot a whole lot!

>>689990400
Hi lewd Reimu!
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>>689990461
They seem pretty accurate. A new journey that will make me suffer, but in the end I'll come out stronger and better.

Thank you very much for the reading!


And thanks all of you kind Anons who helped me out today. It feels good being able to talk about your problems and it's even better receiving good advice
I'm going to sleep now, so have good one everyone!
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>>689991196
My old an taught me with cards he got from aleister crowley.
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>>689978670
Christopher, 35, when will I die?
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>>689991145
Comfy advice with circle jerking m8
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>>689991145
I'd like if you thought of it as the latter.

A circlejerk is reached when no new people or Anonymous posts are acknowledged, and everyone's only there to talk to the people they already know. I strive to never become that.

Plus, nobody's having sex in my shrine.
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>>689991219
See ya.

>>689990077
Same boat as you. Really slow to trust and if you break that trust almost no coming back.
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>>689991189
*Point taken, though by watching the kind of image he/she used i started thinking for the worst.*

*It's mostly a magical place where all sort of magical things happen all of a sudden.*
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>>689991363
Oh wow, really? My deck is actually The Hermetic Tarot, which I believe was heavily based on Crowley's stuff. I don't know much about that part myself, but it says so in the booklet I got with it.

>>689991219
Goodnight Anonymous! I wish you the best of luck!
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>>689990854
I don't have a reason for self-improvement.

>>689990346
What kind of whiskey?
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I have a question, I need an opinion or some vague answer. Gonna keep it short

Meet girl 2 months ago, get real close, go out time to time. Cuddly, kissy, holdings hands and shit, good times. some time into it she says she doesnt want anything like a relationship and needs some time to be single and sort her life out so but we can still hang out. Really bummed out because I liked this girl a hell of a lot, but I'll hang out and hope for the best and told her how I felt. She wants to go out a Saturday, take her out, guys all over her, she's just friendly with them and isnt being flirty but it still bugs me. On the drive home we stop off somewhere and I basically tell her that I've pretty much fallen for her and if she seeings anyone else. She said shes gone on a few dates with some guys just to go out but nothing mega or hanging out like we do. Still a bit off but nothing I can do. Stops talking to me for a bit. Go home evening, FB tells me shes in a relationship with some guy. Try calling her, nothing, text her asking what the hell. noting back.

She texts me in the morning saying she cares about me but didn't want to hurt me. Tell her she lied to me and it's hurt me even more because she wasn't honest and that I really cared about her but I feel used now, but in the end I want her to be happy.

2 weeks ago, haven't spoke since. Neither of us have tried to talk to eachother and I don't want to. Helps me get passed this.

Am I doing the right thing by just ignoring her now?
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>>689991919
*Bye Sunpeak, have a pleasant time.*
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>>689991974
Hey I love my cards and because they came from somebody who changed most is not all of Neo paganism then I am kinda honored.

>>689992067
Never need a reason, also Vodka give a cleaner drunk.
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>>689991446
>Christopher has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "84".
lets assume the number will be your age so when you're 84
>>689992067
american honey, reimu said something about it once so i tried it out and liked it
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>>689992185
saying bye to the other guy. I'm staying a bit longer.
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Self-destruction is always better by the means of prolonged existence.
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>>689992119
For your own sake, you're probably doing the right thing. Only time and absence will help you get over what happened, and stop having those jealous feelings. Most likely, if you hang around with her any time soon, you'll just feel those same things and get angry and jealous at her for no real reason. It's just how the heart works.

So for now, just try to go back to focusing on you and get some more good things going in your life. New friends, new hobbies, maybe even a new girl when the time is right.

When you have more going on for you, it might be possible to be friends with her again if you're still interested in that by then.
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>>689992067
*Well, you could always do something less hurtful to spend your time.*
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>>689991974
By Crowley, you mean the Alaister Crowley, that famous Occultist? I have one of his books (got as a present), titled "Magicks in theory and practice" or something. Is it worth reading even if I'm not interested in paranormal stuff?
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>>689992419
I bet! He was a pretty influential figure in those circles, so I'd be pretty proud of it too.

>>689992437
Yum yum. It's been a good while since I had some of that.
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what is the steam thing that everyone talked about ??
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>>689992419
I feel like having wine today though.

>>689992437
Does it taste like honey?

>>689992890
It's not hurtful. In fact, it's just the opposite.
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>>689993029
Thank you, it is just really rare to meet another card reader... I had to stop cause it scares my fiancee.

>>689992951
I say all his books are, if nothing else they will help expand your way of looking at things even if you think magic is fake.
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>>689992951
That is who I mean, yeah.

I don't know, Anonymous. I always found those occult books to be a little too thickly worded and hard to follow for me, and I've always been drawn to the occult and paranormal stuff. If you're not interested in it, I can't imagine you'll like it very much at all.
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>>689992951
Thought I heard of that name before. I hope to get more into the occult. Just don't have the space and drive to do so.

Hopefully doing more working and moving around will motivate me
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>>689992734
I've unfollowed her on FB so I don't have to see anything because I know it will just bum me out. But yeah, it's been a bad year for dating but what's good about that is that I'm thinking logically and not doing stupid emotional shit. Like it was only a short time but this girl was a big deal to me, but now best to ignore because there's nice girls out there. She clearly wasn't the one if she was going to treat me like that. Maybe in the future, but who knows...

I just need to move the fuck out and get my citizenship sorted so I can leave merry old England
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>>689978670
My nigga
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>>689993080

Just a way to keep in touch outside of threads

Also lets people know when a thread starts

-Sweet Roll
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>>689993258
Wine is okay, but unless you drink water too the effects it will have hurt like a bitch.
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>>689993444
What group in steam, and can I join?
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>>689993444

No.

Way.

I finally got trips.

I guess that was a 'Sweet Roll', huh?

-Sweet Roll
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>>689991643
If that's the case, mind if I join in? Can I ask for a Tarot draw? I know the cards and their meanings, so this simplifies things. As for the subject - something vague should be allright. In two weeks I'll be attending cultural festival, which lasts for 1,5 weeks (concerts, camping and stuff). What should I expect from it?
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>>689993258
yeah kinda
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>>689993383
>>689993352
I do paranormal investigation, when I was in the AF I went around the world, Occult circles really give an insight if you ask me.
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>>689993387
Somebody following logic and reason and not pure emotion is rare these days. Glad for you.
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No?
Alright then.
Have a good day then y'all.
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>>689993703
Stop making puns Sweet roll
- The lurker
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>>689993324
I've been lucky enough to have a few of them come through my threads sometimes. Before I met one of them, I was just passing out fortune cookies. But it looked like so much fun, and was so popular with the others here, I just had to try it myself!

>>689993387
You're doing good, Anonymous. Just focus on you and your priorities! I wish you luck with moving out, too.

Sweden is my goal, but it'll probably take me several years before I'm ready.

>>689993424
>Pic related
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>>689990612
Sup.

>>689990542
But still late, what did I miss anon?

>>689991196
Yesterday I came just after you disappeared. How are you today Rei Rei?
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>>689993258
*Depends on what and how much of it you consume.*
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>>689992119
Forget her
Pretty much same situation
Texted with super cute girl for months
Meet her finally, talk about shit
Meet her again and so on. We kiss i grab her ass, she says she cant wait till i fuck her.
Told myself ill never let a women fuck with my head
Fall in love like a little boy
Think all the time about her, her cute face, her personality, her jokes, her cute little ass and nice body
Cant sleep
Want to tell her that i fell in love after having sex
We agree that i come over to her the next weekend to have sex and have a sleep over
Boss says i have to work this weekend
I say to her that we have to do this next weekend, she says she cant she goes onto holiday for a few days
She comes back, i ask on wapp how her trip was
She talks about the nice boys she met on holiday, and doesnt change the topic
Im like super friendly , joking arround and asking how the sex with them was ( i was hurt as fuck )
So we chatted for a few mins, i told her that i really like her and cant wait to see her and wished her a good night
Never heard from her again
Its also my fault bcs i dont write her, but i know she is fucking those idiots right now or else she would have contacted me after a few days
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Hello everyone. How was your evening?

>only signing this post

~Box
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>>689991196
It's not a choice that I get to make. Scars don't just disappear.

>>689991919
I'm still quick to trust, half the time. I'm just kind of slow to let people anywhere near in the first place.
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EX GF and I recently broke up, claims i'm the "bad guy", it's all my fault, calls me an "inconsiderate asshole", when in reality it's her fault. Now she's dating a female who considers herself as a male....? Kinda feel like shit since I hate gender-benders. I don't know if i should still be friends with her or not because all she has done the past week is hurt me but I love her too much. Can I get some advice please?
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I feel like my girlfriend doesn't really make me laugh like I would want but she is cute and I love her personality. What could I do
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I'd like to cash in my trips

Will I be successful in my future endeavors?

-Sweet Roll
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>>689994111
Box, you have your internet back.

And you've got trips. Make a wish on it.
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>>689993942
just more advice being given out than usual and some shitposting
>>689994111
pretty boring, might hop on FF14 to rage about getting nothing but ninja gear after the shrine closes
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>>689994306
Drop it, nothing good comes from dealing with your ex partners. You will only put more salt on your wounds and question yourself endlessly.
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>>689993920
It is just chill knowing that y'all exists, shit I thought I was one of the last young cats how read.
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>>689993663
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hakureishrineguest

Anyone is welcome.

>>689993825
Wow, that's pretty cool. I've done some of my own here and there too.

>>689993745
You're welcome to join us, Anonymous.

>Knight of Swords
>Eight of Cups
>Four of Wands

I'll elaborate on it if you want, but since it sounds like you know the cards better than me, I just gave you the names for now.

>>689993834
Sorry, did you say something?
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>>689994394
Any advice please
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>>689994028
Aw man, that's a lot worse than mine. We got flirty obv and she spoke about her tattoos on more naked parts of her body and her bra size and shit but it never went further than that for me luckily. Like I would've totally banged her, but not meant to happen sadly. But still man, that's a shitty situation. As I said previously and some others if she existed, and same for you, others like her will exist, it's just finding them and it's going to fucking suck trying to find them! Is just about moving onto the next thing that won't fuck you over, and it will happen ... it's just WHEN, which is the shitty part.

>>689993833
I had a friend last night who went through a breakup recently. She dated some guy for 4 months, she broke up with him, 2 weeks later back together, a month later he breaks up with her. They havent spoke in a month, but she was just sitting there on FB looking at his profile and then she showed me her phone where she sent a 'hey' message to the guy and I was like STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING and she was pulling the old "but sometimes it was really nice" - but I had to keep telling her that she was thinking of all the good shit, which yes could be good, but clearly as you both broke up with eachother it's not right. She seemed ok, but then she started crying about it later. Shit sucks, but not gonna help yourself if she keeps clinging onto this hope.

This also stems from my best friend. Her mom died recently and she said ever since her mom died its sorta put things in perspective for her, like ... wow, that was fucking bad, nothing else seems that bad now so I'm not going to get over emotional about medial shit.
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>>689994945
just wait for it m8
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>>689983226
>If you want to set a goal to make yourself get going again, some of the main one's i would suggest would be:
>-Wealth
>-Love
>-Recognition
>You could set your mind and seek one of those.


What shitty superficial bullshit. Sounds exactly like what s gypsy would aspire for.
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>>689994593
Okay, thank you for the advice. I just put so much time and love into her, it sucks to see that all goto waste.

>>689994394
She really doesn't have to make you laugh, maybe try talking to her about it?
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>>689994842
May I ask about one more thing?
Could you draw for me a single card from Greater Arcanas?

Also, I have some time before hitting the bed, should I tell you something about myself?
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>>689994842
Ghost hunting, and other shit... Also if you wanna see demons Ram's head inn in england... Worst Idea I ever had exploring there.
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I love my girlfriend but I feel like she doesn't have the same sense of humor that I do and is kinda childish. What do anons
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>>689995520
Sure anon
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>>689994306
As my part in this convo
>>689992119

Drop it, don't bother, especially if shes being a bitch about it. It's just not worth the time or effort to try and save something that's now plastered with hate. It will suck, but block her off and over time you'll just get used to not having her around AND some other girl will come along that will make her look like shit.

>>689994394
I had this with my ex who I broke up with cus I'm an asshole. Maybe it's not her thing, she's just a bit reserved but cute as hell, go out to more places and just be happy shes there, she doesn't need to make you laugh, as long as she makes you happy
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>>689995316
I went for wealth, i just plan to work my ass of for a year, pay a ticket to Australia and work even more, in the end i'll be an old wealthy piece of shit. It's what keeps me going everyday.

-J
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>>689995523
Ghost hunting eh? Any advice?
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>>689994240
They don't disappear, but they can be ignored with enough willpower.

It's good to learn your lesson, but not when it results in a negative outlook. That just means you took the wrong lesson from it. Instead of "be more careful" it became "trust no one."

I understand your pain, and I'm not belittling the experiences you had, but you're the only one who can decide how you let it shape your life from here on out.

>>689994306
Drop it, especially since you're biased against trans people. No good will come of it.

>>689994394
You can't make someone be funny. I'd suggest relying on other people (friends) more for that. It's not a huge factor for me in whether to date someone, but if it is for you you might have to reconsider things.

>>689994408
>Ace of Swords
Resounding yes! This is really all I need for this answer, but I'll go further if you want.

>>689994640
Do you do threads?
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My brother recently came back home from college. In college he did a lot of drugs and lost his mind. He had to be brought to a mental facility and believed that he wasn't alive and nobody around him was and was paranoid 24/7. After medication and therapy he is back to his old self but I am still very scarred and I don't know how to feel sometimes. I feel like nobody understands what I am going though
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>>689995316
Hey it's what I'm going for.
Wealth allows me to go out and socialise
Love make me feel like I'm needed and important
Recognition makes me feel like I'm actually doing something with my life

Sadly none of these are going too well. Money's ok but not amazing, Love is terrible as Ive been single for 15 months and bitches keep playing me and recognition is half and half as my band are back in Greece but got some douchey acoustic stuff going...
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>>689996001

Is that good?

I have no idea if I should have more drawn, in fear of bad luck

-Sweet Roll
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>>689978670
Hi Reimu! How should I make sure people know I care about them, even if we don't agree on everything?
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>>689995905
My best advice is, if you have a camera. Make sure it is live feed so people can find your body easier.

Though being real, I have been learning enochian and if nothing else it helps break the fear the push into your heart... Getting evidence and knowing how buildings work to make sure nothing is fake. Knowing Paranoia from the Paranormal is a big help.
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>>689995520
You got
>The Emperor

Feel free to tell if you want!

>>689995585
Think long and hard on whether that's something you can look past. If it's not, you need to start getting out now.

People can change, and usually do, but it's not really possible to make it happen. Trying to guide someone to being more mature and taking on a mentor role is a bad idea in a relationship, and you can't really change someone's sense of humor.
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>>689996483
Tell them.

There's nothing as amazing as having somebody say that they care for you.

Also you could do little things for them to show you care. Like remembering the small things they like.
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>>689996611
Hey Rei-Rei, do you think i could get a card? It's something a bit important.

-J
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>>689996371
Here's what the Ace of Swords represents:

>Total and complete change of mind. In its purest form the ace is symbolic of strongly constituted authority, and pursuit of ultimate truth. Triumph, victory and success, a rebirth and a new beginning.

>>689996483
By telling them and showing them of course! It can be just telling them from time to time, or doing little things for them that let them know you thought about them. Little gifts and favors, but make sure they're things that have thought put into them.

Think about things from that person's shoes. What would you like to hear or receive from someone if you were them? Showing that you know what their hobbies and interests are with your gifts makes them feel much better than just getting a random gift, and it doesn't have to cost much, or could possibly be something you made yourself.
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>>689996963
Just a card? Sure.

>King of Cups (Reversed)

A violent, unscrupulous, dishonest man who is likely to be involved in double dealing. His only responsibilities are to himself and he has no moral sense. He may involve his associates in scandal, vice, dishonesty, corruption and evil, as he himself may be drawn.

This describes a person who's related to what you're wondering about in some way. They'll have an impact on it, either by entering your life, leaving it, or just being involved somehow.
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>>689996077
I shouldn't have said recently it was over a year now. Drugs included LSD Xanax cocaine weed acid and probably much more
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>>689997154

That sounds great, and strangely enough, how I was hoping things will go down!

I think I will stay with the one

-Sweet Roll
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>>689995897
What's going on in Australia?
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Well im going now. see ya
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>>689997668
Teehee. Fair enough! I hope it does indeed work out that way, then!
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>>689997598
Thanks, he left, i only hope it was painless.

-J
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>>689997787
Better pay.
Steam doesn't want's to connect, trying to fix it.

-J
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>>689998484
It's okay, you're not missing out on much.
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>>689996611
Thanks.

Few words about myself - 20 years old, living in eastern Europe (it's 5 AM here). Today will be the last exam of my 2nd semester of studies (chemical engineering degree), after that I'm gonna travel a bit, attend the festival mentioned earlier and find a job for 2 months. The one thing that bothers me sometimes is the fact that I've never been in any kind of relationship, nor I've ever met anyone whom I want to be with. I'm not really complaining, I feel good about myself, confidence is one of my strong points, I am also quite sociable. It's just... I wonder if I am missing something in my life, and should I try to "force" a change?
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How can I be less sad
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>>689998801
I dig it, just jumped on it.
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fortune cookie tonight, for a yukinon please.
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>>689999387
Depends, what do you think might be making you sad?

-J
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>>690000414
I don't know, that's the problem
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30 minutes and nothing :( I'm crying
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>>689999387
By doing more things that make you happy and keep your mind off of the bad stuff.

If you don't have anything like that, it's time to find some new hobbies and expand your horizons a little. Also, making new friends by meeting other people involved with those things! Meetup.com is great for that.

>>689999042
You shouldn't force it. Not everybody wants something like that in their life. A relationship is a lot of work, and there's a lot more to it than what's on the surface-- the part you see in other people's lives, on TV, etc.

You're at a real advantage if you do ever get into a relationship, because you know you can be happy on your own. Having good things going for you outside of the relationship is key to making one work. Maybe one day you'll meet someone who will make you want it, but it's not something that needs to be forced but approached naturally based on how you feel.
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>>689999613
>Yukinon has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "17".
yeesh gods arent kind tonight
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>>690001037
Care to chat, I am here if you need it. I suffer from depression too. Maybe I can help?
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>>690001184
t-that's okay! bad luck always means eventually good luck..right?

>>690001037
what did you post?
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>>690000983
Well, i know it's a cliche but just be happy, got a bad grade? Fuck it and laugh, it'll go better next time, girl turned you down, well, laugh, who cares, you'll find someone else, got nothing to look forward to? Set a goal and follow it, and if shit goes down during it, just laugh about the misery and keep going.

-J
Just laugh at your own disgrace mate, that's what i do.
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>>690001282
yep, eventually things will turn around
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>>689999042
I'm not the OP, but do you mind if I draw something from the tarot for you? I'm offering it because your question is interesting.
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bunch a niggers spotted

helium your way out faggots
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>>690001139
Thank you
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>>690001939
Nah.
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>>690001543
Alright thanks dude
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>>690001939
cant see any around here and i dont have any helium
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>>690002308
My pleasure mate, and remember.
When shit goes down, remember to smile.

-J
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>>690001843
Not him, but I can smile after all. Turns out I just need to be a certain level of inebriated first
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>>690001892
Sure, no problem.

>>690001139
Thanks for answering,I might drop by here from time to time, this thread is really kind and comfy.
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>>690002475
Did Reimu leave?
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>>690002802
Always glad to see someone enjoy my shrine! We'll be glad to have you anytime Anonymous.
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>>689978670
GET
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>>690002598
well, a smile is still a smile even if inebriated
>>690003202
nope shes right here >>690003371
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>>690002802
You might feel like your emotional life is "stuck", maybe you fear getting lonely on the future... but actually it's going its own pace - don't rush it. And don't worry too much about this at the moment.

Eventually you'll find someone; while you don't, you're moving on with the rest of your life, as well getting emotional maturity.
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>>690003626
oh wait that was me, what am I talking about anymore? hehe~
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The Doc is in. I'm playing Mega Man Battle Network right now.
HOW THE FUCK DOES LAN WALK WITH FUCKING ROLLER SKATES
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I got finals next week and im stressing. Could I have a reading please?
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>>690004073
very carefully.
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>>690004074
State name, bloody idiot.

-Doc Gold
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>>690004134
fuck

-Doc Gold
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>>690002802
Same as >>690003879

Also. The cards hint your environment might be a bit too... chaotic for that at the moment. Odds are that, if you _forced_ yourself to find a girl, she would give you grief. She wouldn't be someone at your side but a burden at your back, and you might say "ah, I don't mind, I'm strong", but she would still hinder you.
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Fortune please, name is Nathan
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>>690003936
sounds like you're having fun with the booze
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>>690004168
First name?? It's Liam
Sorry I'm very new to these threads
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>>690004411
I swear I am not, that's just the wine talking instead of me. It keeps butting me out of conversations unfortunately.

and you got dubs, I've been waiting for dubs all night, that's unfair!
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>>689978670
I have read Thoth for over 20 years. (36 year oldfag here) lately they're steering me wrong with a situation with my wife.

Wat giev anon?
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>>690004514
Reimu will answer.
Also, any name will do.

-Doc Gold
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>>690004364
>Nathan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".
good luck for you
>>690004514
and for you
>Liam has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "11".
seems you get bad luck
>>690004621
just dont go too hard on the wine and i didnt ask for these dubs
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>>689978670
Hey there. Reimu right? Looking for a fortune since I'm going off on a training in a few days.
Jones.
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>>690004774
Oi, i want a reading. Joni

-J
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>>690004941
fuck
thought reimu was going to answer
need to get my shit right

-Doc Gold
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>>690005000
no
fuck off with your magical trips

-Doc Gold
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>>690004168
Don't be a jerk. Now I have to give him a tarot reading even though he didn't GET because I feel bad.

>>690004514
>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
This indicates that you might suffer a loss of faith in yourself that could cause you to do poorly. An example of this would be avoiding studying because you already feel like you're going to do badly. Don't fall victim to it.

>Two of Pentacles
Everything will work out harmoniously in the end, but you will need to skillfully navigate the coming week. Study even harder than you normally would. Make lots of time for it.

>Ten of Pentacles
This indicates the stability that will come after it's over. Good fortune and possible wealth.
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>>690004941
It's okay. It feels soft enough.
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>>689978670
Get tarot reading plox.
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>>690005279
okay.

-Doc Gold
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>>690004964
>Jones ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "5".
and the bad luck train continues
>>690005000
>Joni ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "58".
yep. its one of those years
>>690005107
did you forget im handing out fortune cookies?
>>690005326
yes, soft is good
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>>690004621
>>690004650
No advice, tarotbro?
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>>690005732
kind of

-Doc Gold
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>>690004941
Thanksls so much :), also what's with the asterisks? -Nathan
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I am Seth please to read me
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>>690005793
whoa whoa, I am not into tarots, I wish I was though. you should ask reimu. I am just a forgotten drunk here.

>>690005732
soft *is* good. like pillows, beds, plushies..
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>>689980028
Hhhnnngggg i love your socks!
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>>690005732
My trips said otherwise.
>>690005279
Also Rei-Rei, i donate my trips >>690005000 to the next person wanting a reading!

-J
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>>689978670
GET tarot, should I stay or should I go now?
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>>690004650
Don't rely too much on the cards to make your decisions. Use them as a tool to help you if you believe in them, but always take their advice with a grain of salt against your own logic and intuition.

Think of it like a ouija board. You don't know who you're getting the answers from, or what their intentions are for you.
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>>690006223
If you stay there will be trouble.
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I'm going off to a training soon, so I'd like a fortune and maybe a tarot reading.
-Jones
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>>690006199
Here
>>690006400

-J
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>>690006199
>>690006223
Well that was fast.

(If you Stay)
>Eight of Swords
Jealousy, often from colleagues or family, crisis and enforced isolation, illness and oppression, major difficulties and adverse circumstances dictated by fate.

(If you Go)
>Ace of Pentacles (Reversed)
Greed, dependence upon physical pleasures for happiness, avarice, miserliness, materialism. Lack of imagination and fear of death.

Well, it doesn't really seem like there's a right answer there. Which one sounds like the lesser of two evils?
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>>690006509
I-I could have used those trips!
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>>690006371

If you go there will be double

-Sweet Roll
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>>690005901
smooth
>>690005975
gods are prudes and censor anything close to being lewd, its supposed to be has extremely
>>690006042
yes all of those are good, and on that note i wish i could go to sleep at a reasonable hour
>>690006400
see >>690005732 for your fortune cookie

-MC
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>>690006400
Sorry, didn't realize I already posted
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>>690006583
Be right back, killing myself.

-J
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>>690006583
don't feel sad.
i'll give you my trips when i get it

-Doc Gold
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>>690006886
Not allowed.

-hikari
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>>690006556

That just about sums up my fears in either direction. Hard choices ahead. But this was always here to punish me.
Thanks for the reading, and thanks >>690006199 for the donation!
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>>690006400
>>690006400
>Six of Pentacles (Reversed)
Reckless and careless behaviour with money. Loss of money through carelessness, deceit or theft. Extravagance.

Hrm... I wonder what that has to do with anything.

>Princess of Swords
A good personal emissary, although sometimes a card associated with spying or surveying others from a detached viewpoint. A person of grace and dexterity, diplomatic and skilled in the ability to work out the true nature of things. A person who can negotiate expertly on behalf of her peers. Detachment is one of the true qualities of this figure.

This could be a person in your life, or it could mean that you yourself will be put into this role a lot.

>Two of Wands
Success that has been achieved through hard work. Strength of character and will ensuring that ideas come to fruition. The responsible use of power and wisdom gained through experience. Wealth obtained legally. Job-related perks.

Well, that explains the first card a little. It seems you'll come out of this experience with the things you need to become wealthy, but you're being warned not to suddenly start ballin' and spending it on things carelessly.
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What the fuck is with people labeling their posts with signatures...that is against what 4chan is about..dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far far away...

- Hikari
- Doc Gold
-J
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>>690007150
Dik

-J
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>>690007292
That is on this board, on others you can actually pick a name, but fuck you anyway anon, marry me you flamboyant faggot.

-J
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>>690007537
>>690007537
>>690007537
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>>690007543
No...it shows who is talking for that bread...

now you are showing everyone all your shit by IDing yourself..fucking idiots.
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