Having a good night Anonymous?
Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Certain GETs will receive a tarot reading. If you GET, ask a question, as general or specific as you want. I can give general near future readings as well.
>GETs that count: Any trips, certain dubs: 33, 66, 99.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Love and patience! Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you.
>Leave internet drama at the gate.
>>690007537
one of these nights I'll get trips.
blarg
Another one?
It looks like most people have left
-Sweet Roll
Man, these Steam notifications are super useful.
>>690007537
I've always been interested in this stuff, could I possibly get a reading?
>>690007907
whoa whoa, that's mean to all the hikari's out there you know. all 1 of me.
besides I am still trying for a dubs fortune.
>>690007934
They mess up my carefully laid out tiling windows though.
>>690007907
Leaving before midnight seemed cheap.
Well, we'll just let fate decide if this thread lives for very long. Don't feel obligated to bump or anything.
>>690007537
Whaddup, Reimu-chan?
May Jade get a fortune?
>>690008366
Rather, a tarot reading?
>>690007537
check em trips
Get for America.
>The 10th post below me is dubs
>>690008360
Tanuki lady, please bless me with your great tanukiness.
-J
>>690007934
I know right? I don't know what changed, but I'm sure glad it works now.
>>690008034
You gotta get trips or the dubs I listed in the OP. Or have someone donate it to you, maybe. If I get them you can have it.
>>690008700
*Blesses*
The appointment I had for today has been cancelled, it seems.
Why though...
>>690008366
>>690008436
My question is: Which path should I devote my efforts?
>>690008798
O shit, she replied to me, holy fuck what do?
>>690008758
Watch this.
>>690009046
Accept it.
>>690008360
Oh, not much. It's kind of a lackluster night, I think. Man, I miss Reisen already.
>>690008931
I gave the appointment maker a tarot reading that told him his appointment today was going to end in bad luck. Sorry.
Fortune teller, I am in need of your most accurate fortunes
>>690008994
How many paths are you choosing from here?
>>690009573
Two.
>>690008690
>>690009311
I DID IT, Check'd.
>>690009311
Yeah isn't she gone for like a week?
>>690009203
And she keeps noticing me(senpai)
-J
>>690009877
What a lewd face.
Feeling the repeating digits, posting w/ the force...
>>690010058
I'm never feeling the repeating digits.
>>690009977
Well, your double dubs make me moist tanuki lady, that's all.
-J
The digits are rigged
Fuck off Alice.
>>690009618
Too bad you didn't specify which dubs.
Here's a consolation prize.
>>690009609
(Path One)
>Eight of Pentacles
>Knight of Pentacles
This path is heavily in the sphere of the element of Earth. It's solid, with a focus on material wealth, and will involve careful spending habits and a small but noticeable monetary gains.
(Path Two)
>Five of Wands
>The Hermit
This path will take more hard work and counsel than the other. It's slightly leaning toward the plane of Fire, which is a volatile element. Good or bad, it will be quicker than the other path.
The Hermit indicates that great wisdom and care will need to be taken to guide you through it if that's what you choose.
>>690010461
not even alice
>>690009721
Yeah... getting her computer fixed.
>>690010461
Alice is not here. I'm Reimu.
>>690010309
Here's a towel.
Al here
wanting to know a fortune
if possible on love
>>690010850
I know that feel. I had a motherboard go out on me a few months ago. Didn't have a computer for almost a month.
>>690011110
Did she at least say goodbye?
Anyone wanna volunteer to hand out fortune cookies? It looks like my junior shrine maidens are all busy.
>>690011110
Jeez, I can't imagine. I'm just hoping mine lasts long enough until I have some money, but it already overheats like a bitch sometimes.
>>690011110
Off by one tanuki goddess
-J
>>690010585
Thank you!
>>690011411
Sorry, I would volunteer but then, it's probably not a good idea for me to hand out fortune cookies.
>>690011645
Why's that?
>>690010970
Ai ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "3".
Violet is a nice color! This sounds good to me, though Reimu might want to do a tarot reading as well. If you get dubs from somewhere.
>>690011411
huh what? where am i supposed to look?
>>690010585
Nice lewd Rei Rei
>Also the next post ends with 3.
>>690011645
Why's that?
>>690011534
No problem! I hope it helps!
>>690008034
Oi, you still around? It's slow going, so I'm feeling a little more generous now.
>>690010970
>>690011799
Oh, you can have them!
Reimu get to work!
>>690011411
How do i use cookie?
-J
>>690011734
>>690011957
I don't know the first thing about fortune telling.
And for somebody as unlucky as me, maybe somebody luckier should hand them out.
>>690010970
>Fortitude
On its basic level this card means exactly what the name implies; Strength. If you're in an existing relationship, it means it is strong enough to weather the difficulties.
>King of Wands
A charming, responsible, loyal, entertaining, witty, honest, conscientious and generous person. A lover of the home and family life. A very passionate and virile man who is good at moral support and encouragement. When pushed or provoked he acts without hesitation, but can sometimes find this hard as he can often see both sides of an argument.
>Three of Cups
A marriage, or possibly a birth. Great abundance of happy things brought about by one's love.
>>690012257
Ah, fortune cookies are easy though. All you have to do is read the fortune cookie's short sentence and relay it to them. Plus, it's the gods who decide what that person's luck will be, not you.
Anyway it looks like Chief and ME-tan have me covered after all, so you don't have to do it if you don't want to.
>>690011436
That was almost epic.
>>690011411
I have an ASUS mobo so I know my new board is going to last a pretty long time. My last one was ASRock.
>>690011321
*sobs*
I'm back, baby! How is everyone?
-babyface
>>690012867
That sounds nice of them. I'll be the 9th place backup in case everyone else fails. The gods don't love me, so I think they'd look on me unkindly.
>>690012965
It's okay. I'll give you a hug anyway.
-hug-
Motherboards never say goodbye.
>>690012867
You shouldn't rely on me, not at all.
>>690013256
Thanks, Reimu-chan. At least someone cares.
>>690012978
Back, huh? I don't think I've seen you before.
I'm doing alright. I got some of the things I'm supposed to do done today and then played around and made some tiles of my own that turned out pretty nicely compared to what I've made before.
>>690012965
>*giggle*
I miss having a PC where I could choose my own parts. Macbooks are suffering when they start to go.
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/q2024937-which-one-of-these-girls-would-you-rather-have-sex-with
vote
>>690013559
I am not Reimu.. I am Hikari. Sorry to confuse you? That's the second time today.
Is drunk hikari like normal Reimu?
>>690013559
Wrong person, tanuki.
-J
>>690013510
And yet when I needed you most you showed up!
>>690013559
>>690013256
Oh my, that is some terrible luck, being mistaken for me when you try to do something nice.
>>690012867
yeah, ME-tan got to it before i could. lets go with that
>>690012978
hiya, im tired as hell. you?
Hmm
>>690013962
Hmmmmm
-J
Check em.
I'm in a group home and I wanna go home. How long do I have
>>690013701
Macbooks are overpriced junk.
>>690013838
>>690013925
Nah, I'm just really stoned and couldn't be bothered to click the thumbnail. I assumed based on the reddish colors that the picture was of Reimu. My bad.
>>690013925
You have terrible luck tonight, being confused with a hikari/yukinon such as me, heheh~
The gods must not be smiling upon you tonight, unfortunately.
>>690013701
I was in a thread like this for the first time last night. People were cool. Talked through some of my issues. Was nice. In any case, I was dubbed babyface due to the first image I posted in that thread haha. Glad to hear you were productive today
What age will I get married
Please get doubles.
Is there a person in my attack right now, and should I be worried? Keep hearing sounds.
I want to check it out, but kind of afraid.
>>690013938
I'm not too peppy myself tonight. Work was busy today.
>>690014532
forgive typo please, was Freudian slip. Mind on attack mode.
>>690014532
Probs an animal. And do you mean attic. But call the cops now. Just to be safe.
Some socks before I leave, goodnight.
Gotta say my friend gave me a series of 7 readings to kind of get perspective on my future, and its very interesting stuff. Much love
>>690014320
It was actually pretty good at first. It came with a nice chunk of RAM and runs everything pretty well. The price was ridiculous for it though, and I only bought it because I was forced to. Coulda got the same stuff for like a thousand dollars cheaper or more on a PC and building it myself.
But now that the warranty is up and it's starting to overheat, and the screen is cracked, there's nothing I can do about it except hope it lasts long enough.
>>690014336
You're a cutie with good taste in haircuts, so I'm not offended in the slightest~
>>690014410
Ohh, I see. When the threads get fast there's a lot of stuff I don't see going on. I'm glad my guests here gave you a warm welcome!
>>690014477
Somewhere between 44 and 77.
>>690014785
>>690014682
No, can't call cops. What if it is nobody?
This whole time I thought I was going insane, hearing whispers, thinking I left a tv, then maybe I was on the verge of falling asleep, so I was hearing dreams or whatever. but I just heard at least 3 knocks, from above.
I'm going to yell up, it's cool for him to stay up there, just keep the noise down.
>>690015147
T-that's a little too much of a compliment for me to handle right now at this state of inebriation.
I prefer your haircut!
>>690015147
They did indeed. I'm not sure who usually heads these threads, but the "leader," as it were, was the main one giving me advice
-babbyface
Welcome to my hell
>>690015147
You were gone, Marisa took his case yesterday.
Also my phone battery is dying so that's that.
-J
>>690014809
Goodnight!
>>690015051
7? Oh wow. Depending on the kind of reading, that's like writing a whole book on your future!
>>690014532
>Nine of Wands (Reversed)
>Card could indicate possible poor or ill health. A secure position that is no longer.
Uh oh.
>Six of Pentacles (Reversed)
Loss of money through carelessness, deceit or theft.
Uh oh!
>>690015147
My biggest problem with Macbooks is that they solder literally everything onto the motherboard. You can't modify anything on it and when you need to make repairs on it you have to take it in to a technician.
>>690015314
>>690014532
Oh man, I remember the times I'd hear steps from the attic only to discover no one was ever there. The doors and windows locked and no one else home.
Does it sound like a human though? It might just be a trapped animal, a bird or a squirrel or a bat.
Though that does sound kind of worrying. Keep us posted!
>>690015147
>Somewhere between 44 and 77
Heh
is it against the rules if I ask for another fortune cookie? I think my dubs are gone forever and I am not sure how much longer I can last.
>>690015345
>*winks*
>>690015446
Hmm... usually it's me, but you might be thinking about the Alice threads, or if it happened last night it was Marisa.
>>690015535
Ohh, I see. It's nice to hear that she took up the task when I couldn't.
>>690015638
I've been having headaches all day, so idk.
Is it careless to yell up at him to say "I know you are up there, You can stay as long as you want, just be cool"?
I heard a creak after, but no reply.
>>690015812
IDK, now that you say that, omg, im getting tingles again.
I have had experiences with paranormal, it's what made me interested in tarot. I feel like I can connect with spirits, just not fully. I can't see them, but can feel them.
OMG, heard knocking. Right behind me.
Not schizophrenic. Also not turning, it got real cold in here. I feel like someone is buried beneath the house, there is a bad spot in the house that I can see a disturbance in light, sort of like being blind drunk, but while sober. it also randomly has smoke curls in that area.
M<aybe I am just losing my mind though, that is what logic dictates. I will stick with that unless people know other possibilities.
>>690015974
probably not supposed to do this but lets try with the english name
>Dawn has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "17".
seems they're more favorable now
>>690007537
oh you delusional faggot
>>690016411
I do remember Marisa. But there was another main person whose name I never caught. But point is, it was a good experience haha
>>690016729
Thanks friend. I won't forget you.
>>690015974
Unfortunately fortune cookies don't change for the same person, so even if you got one, it'd be the same one.
Here's a single card. Because screw the rules I guess.
>Princess of Swords
A good personal emissary, although sometimes a card associated with spying or surveying others from a detached viewpoint. A person of grace and dexterity, diplomatic and skilled in the ability to work out the true nature of things. A person who can negotiate expertly on behalf of her peers. Detachment is one of the true qualities of this figure.
This is a person, most likely female but not necessarily, who will have a big impact on you soon.
>>690007537
I see your threads all the time on Friday's, who the hell are you?
>>690007537
I don't believe in tarot, but hit me with your best shot.
Name is Jorgen Purgenschreiber.
>>690016873
no problem, just dont tell reimu
>>690017148
>Jorgen Purgenschreiber has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "78".
bad luck for you, your cousin jorgen von strangle however has good luck
>moms sick
>just graduated
>don't know what exactly to do
>want to join French Foreign Legion since I was disqualified for US military service
>can go to college for free
>not sure what to do
>recently subbed back to WoW
>life is good but don't know what to do
>>690016996
Thanks Reimu, you're just as friendly as I remembered.
I'm copy+pasting this fortune to my notes so that I won't forget when I become sober.
I wonder if I'll ever find this person who will have a big impact.
Have a nice night, friend.
-yukinon
>>690017380
whoops, she may have spotted it already.
>>690007537
tell me my future
>>690016553
Well, I'm sure if he's only up there because he needs a place to stay, he'll find that pretty neighborly of you.
Otherwise burglars gonna burgle.
rollereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeno
>>690017459
shhh we dont know that
>>690017460
>Templar telling muslim hes a heretic ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "62".
your future holds good luck
its fuckin cold as dicks in here
I cant feel my fingers right now
>>690017498
I hope it's a person, I can deal with a person. People are generally nice when you are nice to them.
I haven't had any paranormal REAL PROVABLE shit happen since my last apartment. I got it on tape, and heard voices scream in my ear, when I ignored it. After the scream it went away, it was like a whisper scream, that said my name after I wouldn't look at it.
>>690017041
I'm Reimu. Fridays are one of my dedicated thread days, yeah. Tonight is sort of a "maybe she will, maybe she won't."
>>690017459
Maybe it's me!
You have a good night too~
>>690017453
Wait, do you mean you can go to college for free whether or not you join the FFL?
>>690016871
*Are you are that same user from yesterday's thread? If so probably i am the person you are speaking about hat was giving (Or at least trying to give) advices alongside Marisa, anyway you did return here as you promised! But now the threads is basically dead so you might want to return tomorrow.*
>>690017985
well wrap a blanket around you or something to warm up then
>>690018130
Reimu...you're one of the touhous...right, so I guess we can talk freely in this thread then?
>>690018086
The thing about paranormal stuff like ghosts is... if they do exist in the human world, that means a lot of other stuff does too. Like magic.
Which means that if you imagine a shield of light around yourself hard enough, you'll be protected.
>>690017985
*Cold as dicks? Wait, how can a dick be cold?*
>>690016553
I mean, in case you're losing your mind, you should probably get checked somehow.
Alternatively, see if you can record the paranormal somehow. Post vocaroos or something.
See, reality lies in perception.
Altrough different things might be real to you, it is generally useful to be on the same page with the rest of humanity. You should get someone to verify what you see and hear.
And if it's just someone camping in your attic, you're not mad just yet.
Scizophrenia is the disease I live in fear of. It lives deep in my family's genes.
Life heading down hill. Nothing I do seems to make anyone happy.
If get, near future reading please
>>690018416
Pretty much, yeah. The only thing I ask people to stay away from is avatar drama.
Other than that, friendly conversation is one of the selling points.
>>690018130
Yeah, I already have my college paid for, I just don't know if I want to go or not. I'd want to join the FFL cause I always wanted to serve in the military. All in all, yes I can go to college for free.
>>690000000
>>690018348
already doing that
not working that well
>>690018731
Its fucking colder than eskimo balls.
that better?
>>690019199
Well that's pretty cool. Joining the military is something that has a time limit on age, so if you think you can't live without experiencing that, it might be best to do it now and save college for afterward.
>>690019199
Nice digits. I hope you have better luck with it than I did
>>690018255
Yeah, I did get here pretty late. Alas, I have things to do haha
>>690019556
Almost trips, fuck me Dx
>>690019374
*Depends for how much time the eskimo stood in his/her igloo where supposedly he/ she had some kind of device to keep him warm, that put aside, yes, it's surely better.*
>>690019462
Thanks, that's what I was thinking but my mother is pretty ill so I'm the only one really taking care of her at the moment but thanks. I still have to look into it since I don't have the best eyesight.
>>690019195
Right on then.
You remind me of a guy named Kowaru on /a/. Good guy he was.
>>690018130
Maybe it's even me. What a plot twist.
>>690019849
Oh, well that changes things a bit... I can see why it's a tough choice now. College would still have you away from home a lot and very busy if you want to do well at it, but not quite as far maybe...
>>690018784
I have a recording, but it is tied to my main YT account. I can't post that on /b/
I am terrified of schizophrenia, but I don't think I have it. No other factors. Nobody tells me I am insane, I hear and see the same stuff as others. Such a scary disease.
>>690019586
*Well, it's not really a bad thing, you are surely employing your time in a much more constructive way that i'm doing, anyway as i said feel free to come anytime as (Almost) anyone will make you feel bad for being late.*
Sure, I'll like a reading. Rolling for either dubs or trips baby.
>>690020183
Yeah, so it's kinda tough choice. FFL you get shipped to French Guyanne, Bosnia, Kosovo, Somalia, Ivory Coast, Ghana, Afghanistan, etc. I can go to college where I live so it's not far but it's a conflict of interest basically.
>>690019922
Oh? What was he like?
I must admit, I don't frequent other boards very often anymore since my kind are usually banned a little more strictly there from what I've seen in the past.
>>690007537
oh, im coming in, hi everyone <3, i would like to get a reading, ill try my best to get some dubs fortune
>>690021212
hiya, while you try to get dubs or trips heres a fortune cookie
>Mafuyu has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "15".
13
>>690021212
that number though, pretty sweet
>>690021830
Hey there chief-sama, thanks *wink*
>>690022149
no problem, came in when its kinda dead though so you might get a reading without needing dubs or trips
Rolling again, and again 13.
>>690022778
that lucky seven got away by one !
also, that would be pretty amazing, I can only hope
Will Danielle ever be mine?
>>690023583
Reroll
>>690023583
>>690023674
No, not now not ever.
>>690023583
I must keep rolling for the answer!
>>690023764
Sad but ty
>>690023372
so close, would have donated them to ya since i dont have anything to ask the cards
>>690023790
im sure it's for the best, dont worry anon
>>690020894
Sorry for the delay,was taking a shower. But from what I remember he used to give out advice and had some music going in his threads.
I guess /a/ got rid of him because lol no fun allowed.
>>690024280
that's so sweet, I'm feeling lucky tonight, so it shouldn't take too long
>>690023764
He *is* sweet.
>>690025633
dem dubs though
>>690025633
Wanna reading?
>>690025633
and then my random picture bump got a get
>>690025858
well there ya go lemme go get reimu
Give me a fortune pls, if dubs tell me specific details
>>690025858
Ohh, you got a donation!
(lucky...)
Ah, so what's your question for the tarot?
>>690026093
>>690026127
wow! you see *wink* i told you it shouldn't take long, so how are we doing this ?
>>690026647
I would love a near future reading, I have been lost lately, lost my way, and had to start over with my life not long ago, i would love to know where the tarot would point me
>>690027499
dubs falling from the sky <3
>>690027829
my luck kicks in when its dead here
>>690026948
>Two of Wands
Success gained through hard work, wealth obtained legally. The responsible use of power through wisdom.
>Temperance
This indicates maturity in dealing with certain matters, harmony and balance may be coming to you as a result.
>Four of Wands (Reversed)
There will be a lull, a period of waiting before success is achieved. The happiness that comes will be very unorthodox in nature, not what you would expect.
>>690028778
amazing, well, i better get some rest then, seems like some action is coming, thank you very very much <3
>>690026093
Not him but I'll bite, I'm drunk right now so I could use some entertainment.
>>690028778
Actually, this isn't really pointing much of anywhere, so I'll keep going a bit.
>Justice
Could be a career in law, or just that you will have a circumstance coming up that you will handle with a judiciary nature. A straightforward choice that only needs your sound judgment to come to fruition.
>Knight of Swords
This is a skillful person who dominates at what he does. It could be referring to another person, but given the rest of the reading I think it refers to what you should aspire to.
Where are your skills? How can you use them to dominate in your own life?
>>690029541
>Eight of Wands
Understanding and harmony. The time and conditions are right to facilitate success. A process of speeding-up and an end to delays. A time for 'grasping the nettle', taking the initiative or taking charge. This card also indicates: important journeys, correspondence, and favourable news.
>Ten of Cups (Reversed)
The manipulation of society for personal gain. Loss of friendship. Family quarrels, Sudden violent disruption of an ordered environment and ordered routine, anti-social actions. Look for signs of new adolescents or new births.
>Seven of Wands (Reversed)
Indecision and retreat. Lack of decisiveness that causes the challenge to be lost. Opportunities lost through hesitation. Giving in just as the end was in sight. Depending upon surrounding cards a turning away from success due to fears of responsibility may be indicated.
This is an overly negative reading, but it should be taken as a warning. The future can be averted as long as you know about it so you know what to look out for and avoid.
not sure if i should go back to final fantasy or stay here
>>690030162
I'll make it easy for you!
Goodnight everyone!
>>690029981
>Loss of friendship
But that's impossible, I was just drinking with my boys not an hour ago.
>Eight of wands
Okay that one sounds like what I'm thinking about now about my job
>Seven of Wands
That kinda sounds like me as well which is what I'm trying to avoid.
>>690030603
>>690030603
Not all of the phrases in a card's definition apply to your specific situation, just the ones that stick out to you most, the first impressions.
>>690030515
well alrighty then
>>690031017
I see... that's what I get for being here while drunk
>>690031536
You are drunk too. We are now kindred spirits, friend.
>>690032505
Cheers tovarisch
What the fuck am I supposed to do with my life? I'm nearly 30, have a college degree, and getting fucking nowhere. I just want some direction. I want someone to just tell me what my life is supposed to be about. I want to have a reason to keep going on.
My name is Joel, btw.
Fucking Christ this is still going on
Still can't feel fingers either
>>690033996
the ride never ends
>>690033799
>Joel has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "1".
well whatever you do the gods say you'll have good luck
>>690034416
Can you expand on this at all? Don't have the best relationship with my immediate family, and the number 1 is pretty vague. Thanks for your time.
>>690034707
as much as i would like to im really not one to be handing out advice, if you come around 8 pm cst later today reimu or someone else will probably have some input on this
Will I ever reconnect with the one that got away *sigh*
>mfw it's 3:34 am
Seven hours out of phase with the rest of humanity's sleep cycle. I've decided to push through and wait until tomorrow night to sleep. I have motorcycle classes tomorrow, so that's probably a bad idea, but fuck it.
What's up with you guys? Never posted here but I need someone to talk to at 2 AM.
>>690036776
Get some sleep dammit, the last thing you want is to fuck up when you have a motorcycle test.
>>690036776
Go to bed. Srsly.
>>690036962
this
>>690037087
>>690036962
but moooommmm
No seriously though, I can't. I spent like half an hour staring at my ceiling. Nyquil?
>>690037167
if zzzquil isnt available sure, i'd also recommend putting a boring documentary on since that will help lull you to sleep
>>690037167
>Nyquil
If that's what it takes.
Also try jacking off, I've found that once I've peeled one off I tend to fall asleep about 5-10 minutes later.
Have some tits.
>>690037345
>zzzquil
That's a thing? Nice.
I found some melatonin. That'll work I guess.
>>690037490
Thanks fam
Is op still here?
>>690037762
op went to bed at least an hour ago
>>690037691
yeah, i use it when i cant sleep
>>690007537
Will I make it?
- Ehs
Can i get a tarrot card reading
