Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Neko Edition
who's a 4chans?
>>688866436
Me? No, Chara is from a Video Game called Undertale
Mai.
I won't come for you anymore.
>tfw still no nekos of your waifu
Neko you say?
I'm back.
And then they came for you.
Kappa
>>688866008 #
House wife~
>I can't have your babies
>But your welcome to try~
I never played DDR other than like once or twice at chuckie cheese years ago.
>>688866010 #
I'd like the orange chicken plz
I'm really unsure of my sexuality. I enjoy cute guys and like dressing up as a girl, but I don't think I'd have surgery to become one. (That is honestly a bit gross to me) I also am attracted to girls. So if anything bi
>Mizore
>>688866681
Thread full of faggots.
Chara is the cringiest of them all.
Hello, anyone doing anything good?
>>688866374
>Trying to minimise spoilers but also being a huge tease, Shinji isn't his master.
*Insert worms here*
>>688866677
Welcome back Galko.
Gong to watch K-on now, going full on lurk mode
>>688866610
Why not?
>>688866484
I can't be arsed to post according to edition right now, sorry. But that's a great pic.
>>688866436
Chara is from the game Undertale. It's an alright game, but the tumblr fanbase kills it
>>688866558
>>688866714
Orange chicken is super good.
Do whatever feels right man, that's all I can say
Making a late lunch, might not reply for a minute or two
>>688866307
What rule are we breaking?
I've come for the trips and not the traps :D
>>688866484
Claiming Sue Sakamoto
Fuck off weebs, go exchange fedora retailers somewhere else
Shiro claimed.
How's the spam today?
>>688866484
Got a new TV today and celebrated it by watching the first Madoka movie, so this thread is surprisingly related.
Only have a few neko pics though, and half of them are too lewd to share...
>>688866558
Gg, Mizore confirmed for best house wife~
>Oh I just might~
I got a new mat to get back in shape. I seem to have basic rhythm still, but songs I used to be good at are just not happening.
He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make /b/ great again" without further explanation. Mai had aspergers like every other shitposting primitive.
He was an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /int/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /b/ great again then he would have started with /s/fur, then trap threads, then those dirty scummy YLYL then cringe threads and then finally go for /waifu/ and hope the elites dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the spidey poster against loli threads. /b/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
>>688866846
Thanks for the quick replies Fran. :D
>>688866775
By now it's something of a nonspoiler, like the nature of Shiki's power or the identity of Saber or Madoka Magica episode 3.
>>688866792
I don't know.
This game is boring, you also don't give a fuck.
I guess I just wanted to know you better.
>>688866890
Global Rule 13
claimed
>>688866923
>Cave Story
awww, stay for a while anon, let's talk!
Why Sue specifically?
>>688866651
>>688866374
>Trying to minimise spoilers but also being a huge tease, Shinji isn't his master.
but I've seen fate/zero and stay night
just remember I'm extremely forgetful
>>688866677
chibi bun
>>688866663
I see moogi
>>688866775
>*insert worms here*
wat
>>688866890
rule 13 my dude
>>688867137
shiki cat
>pic
>>688866775
Thanks Kyouko.
>I have no non-lewd neko pics
>>688866991
>by watching the first Madoka movie
Oooh, nice, how was it? Did you like it?
Cute pic!
>>688867137
> the identity of Saber
There's still people that think that Saber's name is Saber.
>>688867255
Because she is plucky and looks up to her older brother, Kazuma
>>688866846
It's really good. I hate the orange peel's that come in it sometimes, get that with fried rice and soy sauce, now I'm hungry.
I thought I might try hormones to make me more androgenous, but my body is to angular, I'm sure I'd just mess up my body's balance.
>>688867028
N-No promises yet! Marriage is something way off my radar.
>You better take responsibility ~
>Mizore
>>688867227
Reminder that a 14 year old played that role, top lewd.
>>688867305
You won't have seen Cursed arm hassan from just watching Fate/stay night, he shows up in Heaven's feel the last as of yet unadapted route.
>>688867378
>There's still people that think that Saber's name is Saber.
Only massive retards and newfags.
>>688867227
Who is dis what anime?
>>688867305
Cat bun.
>>688867624
Breast friend.
Everyone in this thread, including me, needs to reevaluate their life.
>>688866677
Hello :D
>>688867307
It's ok, you're not forced to post one!
>>688867305
>*insert worms here*
You'll understand once Heaven's Feel movie comes out.
Or you could go play the VN and play Heaven's Feel route.
>>688867549
>Only massive retards and newfags.
Mm probably, it's still funny when they only call her Saber though.
>>688867624
Holst!
>>688867822
Fuck you
>>688867748
Booby Brother.
>>688867896
Yari Yuri.
>>688867417
>She's plucky
that's true. I only played Cave Story once and only one ending. But I really liked her. She was cute.
>>688867378
whaaat? Sabers name is not Saber?... okay, I'm kidding
>>688867549
Oh yeah Shiki, from what anime is your waifu from? I've never seen it before.
>>688867896
I call her Saber too because it's easier to spell and some semblance of avoiding spoilers, like Archer.
>>688868032
Kara no Kyoukai, a great series of movies that are otherwise kinda hard to describe.
>>688867822
I don't.
Kappa.
>>688867624
the sucker in the baby's mouth is also a bell?
>>688867549
>>688867896
there are games too
ow my head
you guys mean arthur?
She looks pretty cool in a suit
when she was in a wedding dress that was some faggot shit tbh
>>688867154
Avatars are unique person to person such as furfags and their fursuits, they're customized to that person. That's more likely to get drawfags banned as opposed to /waifu/
Also as for signature's were leaving the name of our waifu, that's also not explicitly linked to one person. Anyone can be any waifu, so no one person is using a specific avatar or signature. That's why this thread is not bannable.
Also it's mods choice on /b/
>>688868163
>>688867867
Hi.
>>688867896
Good.
>>688867993
How are you today?
>>688868032
Im playing it for probably the 200th time
>>688867378
Of course I did, I already watched the anime over a year ago and loved it.
I know the first two movies are just recaps, but it is definitely worth watching again. In fact there's so many things that you only understand the second time watching.
.
Does anyone here know how wireless display works? These kids with their smart tvs are too much for me...
>>688868163
>>688868219
Kara no Kyoukai. Alright, I'll look into it, since it seems interesting. I like her from the pictures and gifs you've shown so far
>>688868347
How... determined...
Is there a way to save Sue?
I'm back with food!
>>688867505
Haha, well of course. But it doesn't mean I can't make a prediction!
>Of course~
>Hormones are a bitch and a half, just a forewarning.
>>688868204
It does kind of look like that but nah I don't think it is.
>>688868329
Good, just ate lunch so I'm not really doing anything right now. How are you?
>>688868504
Pet.
>>688868545
Welcome back.
>>688868464
>Is there a way to save Sue?
Did you leave the Island with Kazuma?
>>688868208
>not explicitly linked to one person
>Avatars are unique person to person
A bit too loose, stop deluding yourself, every cj has an expiration date.
I'm pretty sure mods have deleted your threads, banned you on one or two occassions, because whatever bullshit excuse you pull out your ass you are still avatarfagging.
You are avatarfags, at least be a littl;e self aware.
>>688868504
>>688867549
>implying I've never fucked a 14-year old before
Voice actor was indeed 14 at the time. She's the same age as me. Akiko is canonically 17 and 18 by the end of the novels
>>688867574
Himenokouji Akiko
onii-chan dakedo ai sae areba kankeinai yo ne
Tell me again why I had to get dressed today -_-
>>688868546
Getting this worked up before going to work probably isn't best.
>But I don't care
Did you try hormones or are trying.
>>688868696
to cover your hairy knees my dude
>>688868055
Mmm I guess that's fair, Archer's identity is much bigger of a spoiler in comparison though.
>>688868204
>you guys mean arthur?
Arthur/Artoria
but yes, that saber.
>>688868407
>In fact there's so many things that you only understand the second time watching.
Very very true.
And I'm glad you loved the anime!
>>688868618
I'm okay, I slept for way too long though.
>>688868545
Good.
>>688868631
Like I said I only played it once... I got up and then had to hurry back I believe... there was a helicopter picking me up
>>688868618
Yay
>>688867505
That's why I went to make lunch
Hormones generally would
>>688868696
You have a job and are a productive member of society?
>>688868881
Sleeping too long should be a good thing for you
>>688868618
Touch
>>688868638
Shoo
>>688868696
You don't.
>>688868637
Still it's mainly mod choice. And as far as I've seen mods don't really care as long as we keep to ourselves. The question really is, why do you care? Two threads over 10 pages doesn't seem like something to bitch about. To me ateast
>>688868671
Hey thanks! Hey you guys are pretty cool I just wish I knew more about anime atm.
>>688867505
I wouldn't suggest trying hormones. It can fuck you up quite badly from what I know.
>>688869025
>that picture
I don't think I want to touch that lmao
But that hair fucking fabulous
>>688866773
>tfw no one cares
>>688868881
You miss work again?
>>688869000
I've got a question, what technically is Fran? Like I assume she's undead but which type?
>>688869025
How are you?
>>688869025
I want to touch that cat
>>688869268
>>688866773
rolling
if dubs mio is banned
>>688869000
Checked. I got corn dog minis
Yeah that's why I'm hesitant to try them
>Mizore
>>688869268
Hi, how are you today? I must've not seen the post, a bit busy watching Usagi Drop.
>>688868893
Kazuma saves you and Sue on his dragon.
But Im saving Curly too
>>688869000
Not today.
>>688869372
I've had this week off.
>>688869167
You avatarfags are the biggest cancer on /b/, animu, s/fur, fucking waifu, even worse those fucking alice threads, I don't care. You lot suck.
>>688868208
We are breaking the rules, but by being self contained and don't go to shit up other threads/boards with avatars we're low prio.
>>688868464
You probably will, you'll probably like Shiki too considering death obsessed knife nut.
>>688868671
I just found it funny [spoiler]and weirdly hot[/spoiler], honestly her voice does sound kinda different.
>>688869457
Karen don't do this, I have so much to live for.
>>688869206
Rolling for trips
>>688868838
>It'll just give you stuff to think about at work~
Did it for 3 months. Quit just before the end of the third. You can see the few pills I didn't take.
>Makoto
>>688869621
rerolling
>>688869372
Well, she never really was dead... so I guess a Frankenstein's monster
>>688869550
Oh nice!
Try eating a lot of soy products, they produce a small amount of estrogen. That way, they can change you a bit, so you know how it might affect you
>>688869594
Missed something?
>>688869206
>you guys are pretty cool
Most of us are decent folks. I haven't watched much anime myself so I can appreciate all the suggestions as well.
Do you come here often?
>>688869606
She still has a great voice though
She's the closest thing to Akiko in real life, but I don't think things would work out between us
>>688869597
Shut the fuck up, Mai.
boogie mcfartnigger
>>688869844
rip Mio
>>688869584
Hello! I'm good, although the day has just flown by for me. You?
>>688869844
I hate you.
nigger
>>688869597
Animu
4chan is an anime image board website.
S/fur
They can't post on any other boards
I don't know what Alice threads are
You're talking about cancer on /b/ if you want order on a random image board, you're the fucking cancer, if you don't like it then go to another fucking board, /b/ isn't all of 4chan you fucling newfag.
>>688868407
Never mind that, turns out my hardware just isn't compatible.
>>688868871
It's quite fortunate that I stumbled across it on my hard drive, as there isn't anything besides Kuma Miko that I'm looking forward to recently. This season is hella weak.
>>688868860
Pretty much this, der cowd
>>688869000
Eh...day off
>>688869025
This is an answer I could get behind!
Maybe not literally though
Slight arousal could cause butt babies
>>688869591
ah, I see. Maybe I should play it again
>>688869606
oho, off to a good start, I gues I'll start watching right away then
>>688869850
>try eating a lot of soy products
So that really is true... I did that anyway since I like soy sauce and the like...
Oh, there was a /fit/ program on how to get an andro body. do you think that all of that is true?
>I'll look up the picture and post it here
>>688869594
Ah good, at least you didn't miss that.
>>688869850
Ah ok, thanks for satisfying my curiosity.
>>688869844
That's my friend, take that back.
>>688869970
Oh I'm doing fine, watching Usagi Drop, probably will finish it up today.
>>688869597
:^)
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>688869954
I'll never be taken alive.
>>688870229
What's Usagi Drop, is it any good? I was planning on watching K-on! today, but I'm doing it tomorrow instead.
>>688869823
Any noticeable differences or side effects?
>Increased libido?~
>>688869850
That sounds like a good idea.
Does soy sauce count?
>Mizore
>>688870095
I want avatarfagas to take their shit and go to 8gag where they deserve to be.
>/b/ is supposed to be this way
Then why does rule 13 exist?
>/b/ isn't all of 4chan
Yeah, it's only the most visited board on the whole site, I'm sorry.
>>688870270
I'm not complaining about anime, I'm complaining becauce you are avatarfagging
>>688870203
You should.
Now Im going to save all three waifus.
>>688869850
No, but I need to go to sleep early today.
>>688870210
Yep, I did last Friday, though.
>>688870039
oh shit
>>688869954
>>688869970
>>688870477
>>688870229
I take it back
I take it back
>>688869885
Not very much I have today off and it's super hot out. I like Fran and the other bright blonde character they are both nice. Though Mio seems too sad and should be happy.
>claiming yume
>>688866484
>
>>688870729
Thank you Karen, I love you again
>>688869372
I'm alright, playing wows as usual.
Trying out ranked games.
What about you?
>>688869404
pet the cat
do it stat
>>688870618
You are attempting to reason with the newfag cancer residing on /b/.
Stop embarrassing yourself, leave the thread, and accept that these underage faggots won.
>>688870477
Daikichi Kawachi is a 30-year-old bachelor working a respectable job but otherwise wandering aimlessly through life. When his grandfather suddenly passes away, he returns to the family home to pay his respects. Upon arriving at the house, he meets a mysterious young girl named Rin who, to Daikichi’s astonishment, is his grandfather's illegitimate daughter!
The shy and unapproachable girl is deemed an embarrassment to the family, and finds herself ostracized by her father's relatives, all of them refusing to take care of her in the wake of his death. Daikichi, angered by their coldness towards Rin, announces that he will take her in—despite the fact that he is a young, single man with no prior childcare experience.
Usagi Drop is the story of Daikichi's journey through fatherhood as he raises Rin with his gentle and affectionate nature, as well as an exploration of the warmth and interdependence that are at the heart of a happy, close-knit family.
It has a really great art style, and heart warming like Non Non Biyori.
>Kemonomimi
Just go full kemono already, there's more variety
>>688870176
Then take this time to plan out taking the means of production into the hands of the workers!
>>688870203
Yeah, it actually is right.
Aside for that, moisturizer, and cardio what else is on that?
>>688870210
No problem. I don't really count her as undead, since she was never alive before her current state. She was made as a Frankenstein's monster, so she is technically alive
>>688870557
Yes, though try soy milk also, it's not that bad. Tofu has a weird texture though you might like it
>>688870625
I'll try to force you too
>>688870910
>pat like mad
Waifu threads aren't what they used to be
I'm leaving
Bye
>>688870557
>Decreased libido
>More emotionally unstable
>Constant stress caused by knowledge of irreversible effects
Honestly, if you're not 100% sure about them, 3 months is like a trial period. Decide in that time if you really wanna go on with them. I decided not to because I was getting my life together and decided as much as I want to be a girl, it wasn't gunna work out for me.
>>688870965
Huh, I might have to check it out then. I noticed down the name! Sounds interesting
>>688871130
I know it's been rough but you need to stay with us man.
The threads won't be the same without download (4) and his beautiful face.
Please just think about it.
>>688870618
The most visited board because people see funny things come from /b/ so they all flood here and some stay, that's how I got here, I'm sure you were the same. If you don't like what's on one board, try another. Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's good.
>>688871101
>pic related
Many things actually, drinking alcohol for example
>Chara
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
You're so tsundere, Mai.
Want me to help?
>>688871304
Also they fuck later.
Spoiler alert.
>>688871653
There we go that's the proper quote
>>688871496
>trapfags
And this is why the sheepfucker>>688870930
was correct, /b/ tolerates this tumblrfag trap cancer.
>>688871752
>>688871304
That is only in the manga.
>>688870337
Hey there.
>>688870625
Yeah I remember that.
>>688870910
Downloading pornographic things that's about it.
>>688871101
Alright that makes sense.
>>688871653
too soon
I'm gonna go fap
>>688871752
Nice
Mio
>>688871431
I go on pretty much every board. You think I spent my time on /b/, nothing ever happens here.
I have personnal hatred residing against your little community.
>>688871844
How are you, Shirobro?
>>688871855
Hey cowbro.
>>688871101
Good luck.
>>688871855
Hopefully I don't get in trouble for that.
>>688871915
Have fun.
>>688871915
Do waifu lovers support traps? I myself am neutral on the subject.
>>688872062
I want some perfect boipucci.
>>688872062
>>688871981
Oh I'm fine, watching Usagi Drop on the side, thoroughly enjoying it so far. Good as always for you?
>>688871682
>>688871827
Is 4chan.
People who genderbend are probably are ok, but there are faggots like Chara who makes them look bad.
>>688871101
Soy milk? Alright I'll try that.
>>688871184
3 month trial. Got it.
>I'll be sure to increase your libido for you~
>>688871496
>Semen
>>688872062
Nope, that is the cancer killing /b/ along with the newfags and normalfags
>>688872147
>>688871981
How are you doing today?
>>688872012
If it was just one day I don't think you will, though you should let your boss know about your sleep conditions sooner rather than later.
>>688872160
Good as always.
>>688872215
>>688871113
>
>>688871855
Is it what i think it is?
>>688871844
I might have to look at this manga, for research purposes clearly.
First.
>>688871915
Karen why
>>688872277
I'm doing fine. Just chilling on my chair, being comfy.
>>688872062
I don't really care
>>688872405
Whoops forgot pic
>>688872277
Yeah, I should probably do that.
>>688871827
>Traps have been around since /b/ was a board
>Lol 4chan h8s tumplr and tumplr likes gender diversity, traps are tumblr
>>688871496
Huh, weird
>>688871855
Glad I could help
>>688871915
Have fun!
>>688872012
I know one thing that will tire you out...
>>688872062
They can do whatever.
I do like cute boys, but crossdressers doesn't do anything for me
>>688872200
It's not really different
>I'll do the same for you
Fran
