Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Sppoky Edition
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688872668
What's that?
hi
claiming best fox
how y'all doin today?
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
kappa
>>688872836
Mediocre. You?
Claimed.
>>688872200
But for that you'd need to go to therapy in your state I do believe. Otherwise, under the table pills, which personally I wouldn't trust as they can fuck you up lethally if you mess up on those.
>Even more lewd Mizore
Oh my~
>Aunt said she was ready to go to the store
>I am still waiting for her
Just.
I love Mai!
Claiming Seaport Hime again.
I guess this is kinda spoopy.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye.
Fuck I typed sppoky.
I'm here for the trips.
>>688872952
not bad tbh
ramen always makes me happy
>>688872343
Probably.
>>688872441
Nice, same here pretty much.
>>688872542
As long as your boss isn't a dick they should understand or at least take it into account, they're most likely gonna ask if it'll affect your work but from what I've seen there was only the one day you missed and the one time you fell asleep at work for a few minutes, but be honest with them.
>>688872668
>It's not really different
I think I had it once before and it was sweet
>I'll do the same for you
Do what? Try soy milk?
Ako is best waifu
>>688872657
Spoopy?
>
Shiro claimed.
Probably the only remotely spooky picture I got.
>>688873048
Oh shit, don't let it spread.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be.
bye
I have a good idea for next edition.
>>688872818
It's definitely not me molesting you
>If it were opposite day
>>688873235
Something something libido
Get spooked
>>688872657
u mad white bois?
Hello
>>688873437
>Not even the good Miia daki
Not really
>>688873437
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>688873417
Wanna bake next?
>>688873421
Now this is spoopy :D
>>688872826
Ice cream cat
>>688873196
Thanks to salt, i had almoust forgotten about it.
>>688873421
>>688872668
That's why I was asking. It seems like they also want to make fun of traps by telling them to drink semen.
I think it's funny though
>>688873593
YES YES LET SHIKI BAKE
From Akon recently.
>>688873546
Hi Mio, how is your day today?
I have to go do some cleaning, I'll be back later.
>>688873421
Oh.
>>688873196
He isn't, I'll probably be fine.
>>688873575
this
>>688873040
Yeah I think I'd avoid lethal pills
Is everyone ready to go?
>Yeah
Where are your shoes?
>By the door, I'll slip them on on the way out.
Put them on so we can go.
Oh hold on I forgot something
>Shoes on and 15 minutes later we leave.
Yeah, I know.
>>688872657
I can go spooky.
>>688873272
How are you doing today Ui?
>>688873421
Y-You wouldn't dare.
2spoopy
>>688873593
If we all remember it.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't spoopy as they used to be
bye
The end is near.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rE8dI6dRg
>>688873636
I try
>>688873690
Well, semen IS a super food...
>>688873842
See you soon!
>>688873997
Oh, would I?
>>688873993
>sigh
here we go again
>unzips pants
>>688873891
Well, that just means I have more time to talk to my cute little Mizore~
>>688874112
Good stuff anon :D
>>688874238
Please tell me you are kidding.
>>688873687
Its gonna be good.
>>688873842
Good.
>>688873808
Heyo! I'm good, I'm getting in some Overwatch before I head off in about an hour. You?
>>688873417
This should be interesting
>>688873546
Hello mio
>>688874238
No, that's not how you get blood for sacrafice.
>>688874271
I-I'm not cute, I'm just plain!
>>688874244
Yeah that's how they got me
Stupid sexy dragons
>>688874366
Hey, fuck off.
Keep taking the dick in the ass.
Some guys like to swallow, you piece of shit.
I tought you're more open minded.
>>688874238
Umm umm rolling for the trips.
I should eat something more sustaing than half a baked bean sandwich
>>688873906
fine, thank you.
>not a regular
decided to post and stick and around for a while, it's easy going as usual
>>688874537
>Vigil
>Insulting
Who are you?
I never said I don't swallow
>>688874478
And now I'm starting to have second thoughts.
Is halloween spooky?
>>688874490
You are so cute, and the fact you deny it just makes you even cuter~
>Besides, I would bet money that I'm more plain.
>>688874731
I'm the worst human alive.
>>688874478
Hey, how's it going?
>>688873272
I don't think I've ever seen a Ui claimer before
Hey guys, guess what? By admission of your own rules all of your waifus now belong to me.
That's right, it's me again, this time with my new and improved "TripScrip." You've guessed it, with this program I can easily roll a triple or higher with the ease of a click. Don't believe me? Then how about this, did you know that I'm the world foremost chess, coding and mathematical expert? Once when I was 5 I built a fully function Enigma Machine... from scratch. When I was 12 I hacked NASA's satellite grid... for fun. Another time when I was 14 I played 3 games of speed chess simultaneously... and won every single one.
Are you scared yet? Because if you aren't, you should be.
>>688874490
Did you guys bring up blood sacrifices for any particular reason? :))
>>688874812
Sure.
>>688874573
Yea, I believe I remember seeing you on here around two days ago. Don't worry, we don't bite. Feel free to drop into conversations to get known better.
>>688874912
I like this anon.
>>688874366
It has the protein of an egg and a fair amount of vitamins and minerals
>>688874490
I could sacrifice OTHER bodily fluids
>>688874731
>Never said I don't swallow
Oh my
>>688874943
I own Mizore and that is the plan. Huitzilopochtli needs blood to raise everyday
>>688874877
Correct. 100 points for this splendid answer!
>>688874972
Great
>>688875198
Cringelord.
>>688874573
Look who it is.
>>688874886
she's usually not one of the more popular choices of K-ON girls like Yui or Mio, but gets recognition here and there
I've claimed her once before in another thread some days ago.
>>688874822
You're the cute one! I'm heading to work soon.
I put on my shirt backwards twice. I can't be trusted to dress myself.
>>688875179
Like tears and spit, I probably couldn't produce that much.
>Mizore
>>688874490
You're a pervert
>>688874822
And you're tsun
>>688874812
Kek yes it it
>>688874886
Really atm moment. Thinking about having some left over cake from last night. You?
>>688875179
huh that's... surprisingly much fur such a small load...
>oh my
I'm a full blown fag at the moment what did you expect?
Jay Jay claimed.
>>688875371
>pic related
>>688875730
Made me kek.
How are ya mate?
>>688875482
Please have a good day at work~
>That is so god damn adorable~
>And my aunt is finally ready, what timing.
>>688874403
I'm good my friend is currently playing Overwatch too but I'm not going out today it's way too hot.
Alright I need your input, should I rewatch either Tatami Galaxy, Children who chase lost voices or The Pacific?
>>688875617
Anon what is tsun? and what kind of cake?
>>688875617
I AM NOT A TSUN!
>>688875482
>Put shirt on backwards twice
Cutie
Or a few others...
>>688875650
It has a lot of proteins
Well, it's just you saying it.
Still a kissless virgin myself, so I can't quite say for myself
>>688875473
Well welcome to the threads! I was wondering when I'd see someone getting Ui. It's nice to see that someone likes her
>>688875617
Nice, I'm just playing some Overwatch before I head off to sleep. What type of cake is it?
>>688875984
I will sweetie~
It is not! I'm just clutzy
>>688875617
>>688876242
Yes and yes you are
>>688875179
>>688876304
I should eat more semen then...
I am not cute!
>Mizore
>>688875053
that just might have been me, you noticed. I usually don't hang around for too long, this is actually the longest I've stayed/most I've contributed in one of these threads.
>>688876304
True again, just me saying it, can't prove it
Maybe you'll become a wizard?
And are there no events where you can participate and get to know new people?
That could probably cure the kissless part mwahaha
>>688876592
auto-felatio all the way it is
>>688876304
Hey did you guys see this? Also how does one right in green text? ):
>>688876222
>>688876222
It's short for tsundere and see my 3Rd reply for the cake
>>688876242
Yes. You are
>>688876478
Cupcake, oreo chocolate cake, and some vanilla cake with fruits all over it
>>688876592
I enjoy seeing ships sail. It's my job
Hello.
>>688876242
Oh please, yes you are.
>>688876629
Well, looks like we got fresh meat boys.
Claimed (blonde one)
>>688876592
<3
Nah, you a cute!
>I can help you with that last part~
>>688876894
Prove it!
>>688876894
Dang sounds yummy I'm eating oreos so it's kind of close right shinoa?
>>688876592
I happen to know a source you tap into <3
Yes you are!
>>688876697
I believe you, maybe not if you were to make bigger claims
That is a possibility, Im not sure what school I would specialize in though. Maybe transmutation?
Well, I am kinda scared of asking guys out, since the only time I did he freaked out... even though he had said he was bi a few days before...
I'm moving at the end of summer, so I should be able too then
I'll bake
>>688876478
I figured since she wasn't regularly claimed I may as well claim her in a thread myself
>>688876935
Hello Nano!
>>688876629
Welcome to the thread
>>688876935
Noticed qt robot!
>>688877012
Good ol maki knows it too
>>688877279
See above and you do know I have screen shots right? Ask milinda~
>>688877436
Regular oreos? Lol yeah it's close enough. You new here?
>>688877279
Can't wait for your help~
I'm off now
>>688877566
Oh? You'll have to tell me when I get back.
Bye /waifu/ see you in a few
