Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun, long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>688457434
fish
still here
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdUOH3GeqxY
I'm going to work.
See you guys later.
>
>>688457551
Forgetting pic again?
>shinoa
I'm gonna go play ^_^
later gators
>>688457640
See you later Kirino.
>>688457647
i'm not fish I just wanted to be hip and cool too
Niggers.
Akiko claimed
>>688457647
>not me
Best Tomato claimed
>>688457586
only fish thing i know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8X5ESeeHds
Miho claimed
>>688457640
Have fun.
Post Xmas
>>688457756
play what??
>>688457548
check um
>>688457902
lol just for fun
>konata
>>688457548
We baneposting now?
>>688458142
can I join?
>>688457352
Hmmmm I will lookout for her then!
Rikka here!
Rumia claimed.
Happy Rumia's day, friends
>>688457812
>>688457847
I know. I saw last the post without music and though "shit this isn't mero"
>>688457756
With yourself? :or
>>688458025
Better than me sensei
The owl flew off, I'm gonna try to sleep again.
Night.
>>688457896
Christmas came early!
Im back
Shizuru claim.
Fuck everything edition.
>If trips, Sachi get
I wish I didn't have to sleep so I could shitpost at all times.
>>688458191
next game if u want, just started a game :O
>konata
>>688458214
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4uOZrzv0s
>>688457896
Merry early Christmas Miho
>>688458464
fish
>>688456717
I am the pumpkin man. it's as simple as that
>captcha resets before image can upload
>wew
>>688458393
Welcome back.
>>688458266
Goodnight again Galko!
>>688458568
Hey there Tracer
>>688458464
fish tits
>>688457896
>>688458317
>>688457896
It's a bit early but oh well.
>>688457166
AYY
Y
Y
It's POWER_SLIDE1
>Hate this name more and more kek.
>>688457178
Now will those drops be rendered useless if there's another Year fiasco?
>>688457352
Fug, there are no markets or anything around me. Gotta travel deep into the city then.
>Best idol claimed
Claiming
>>688457340
I'll drink when I'm 100%
>>688457352
Ayy good
>>688458317
We should have a July Christmas party.
>>688458393
Noticed
Uraraka Ochako claiming
>>688457166
>slap on the back
Haha, you should have gone for it! How old are ya?!
"I call that a medium maneuver."
"A medium maneuver?"
"Yeah. It wasn't rare, and it definitely wasn't well done!"
"DOHOHOHO!
>>688458550
>>688458681
>>688458720
Yeah!
>>688458634
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy Tracer picking fuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tutorial, and I’ve been involved in numerous payload missions on Route 66, and I have over 30000 confirmed kills. I am trained in Winston warfare and I’m the top widowmaker in the entire Overwatch playerbase. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Tracer picking filth. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Battlenet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career profile. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my melee attacks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Overwatch foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, filthy Tracer main.
>>688458681
Always a cute.
Very cute.
>>688458744
>We should have a July Christmas party.
Doesn't sound like a bad idea.
>>688458720
Knowing bungie, I wouldnt be surprised
>That imago loop I grinded thats closest to fatebringer roll will be useless later
>>688458568
>>688458644
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f61PbjjVuF0
>>688458720
Sick I shall add you right now I am P3nguin_p3cks
Why do you hate it?
>>688458814
I was 20 so I didnt wanna get into any shit, but maybe this year I can find someone my age to talk to, only got one day so I am gonna have to work fast!
>>688458163
yeah fish
>>688458880
Only because it's your b-day.
>>688459031
fish makes me sleepy
>>688458634
Kyouko.
>>688458744
Go to sleep
>>688458928
I don't know if everyone would.
>>688459172
Thanks.
>>688459356
Boobs can talk?
>>688459363
I surely would!
>>688459356
Nice pic.
>>688458196
The anon comes out around this time or an hour later
>>688458168
It appears so
>>688458266
Night Galky
>>688458464
Ohm
https://youtu.be/SBiwLibZqfw
>>688458572
Wew indeed so jack skellington?
>>688457896
K
>>688458729
Still though. Warm honey helps much more
>>688459611
>>688459649
>>688459697
These made me giggle.
>>688459124
>>688459224
>>688459594
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxxqdrrpgZc
>>688458393
did you get the bleach?
>>688458397
>never gonna get trips rattle
>>688459363
Hai!
>>688459108
You just have to stand in the middle of the crowd, rip off your shirt, and yell. Thats what usually gets em.
>>688458720
To China town!
Or how trump says it "chyaina" town!
>>688459594
i said pumpkin man, not pumpkin king you filthy causual
>>688459485
Maybe
>>688459611
These are always nice.
>>688459799
I ALREADY DID GOD DAMMIT!
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688459567
Cool we just need to ask the others when there on.
>>688459594
>>688459823
>>688459777
i think you are getting a bit away from fish
https://youtu.be/QD3uUQSY3w8
Somebody please kill me
>>688459777
no pls no
goodnight friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUgrBTNbSe4
>>688460134
Goodnight Fish!
>>688459979
Sounds good to me.
>>688460134
night fish
>>688460050
Never
>>688460134
fish
>>688459777
Trips
https://youtu.be/-IAfg_Iy7n8
>>688459914
Sorry
>>688459979
>
>>688460134
Night mero
Ralph Pootawn claimed
>>688460134
night fish
>>688459823
Oh I think I can do that. My friends may feel uncomfortable but I mean if its how I get the girls then we in there!
Goodnight guys I have a headache I need to sleep. Have a great night and dream of your waifu
>>688460217
Yeah
>>688460134
Night fish stick
>>688459567
Im trying to use older picures that i have
>>688459799
Yes. Want some?
>>688460050
Kill yourself you lazy faggot
>>688460134
Goodnight fish
>>688459594
I dont think we even have honey
>>688458880
Not a Santa outfit but it's an X-Mas theme.
>>688458931
They'd better expect another decrease in players. Although they've made so much dosh they may not care at this point.
>>688459108
Sweet man, I'll start it up.
It was an accident, was supposed to be the password.
>>688459842
Kek, haven't been there in ages. That might make for a good trip though.
>File name
Gave me a giggle m8
>>688460480
Night Rikka!
>>688460440
i accept your apology. For now at least
So what are you up to?
>>688460447
ralph pls go
Time to be off to sleep.
See you later everyone!
>>688460688
>>688460688
Just got another eyasluna... with shit rolls.. again..
>>688460334
And you are? I don't recognise you?
>>688460586
For me every day is a step closer to the void
>>688460871
Night fag
>>688460871
Sleep well Kyouko
>Yuno
>>688460440
>
>>688460688
Thats fine its still Xmas.
>>688460915
brb ending life
>>688461074
do it
>>688460480
Good luck and goodnight. Hope you feel better.
reporting for duty
>>688461394
You too
>>688461603
Seppuku!
Mind if I QOTT?
When do you shower? Morning or evening? Or both? Or do you even shower you filthy godless heathens?
whats up virgins?
>>688461770
Evening after a fap
>>688461394
ok
Good luck on your game, sorry I won't be around to see it release
>>688460908
RNGesus shows no love.
>>688460972
Alrighty.
>>688461770
Mornings.
>>688461770
in the morning or when i go to bed
>>688461797
nothing much. you?
>>688462076
Yes RNGesus pay no attention to me even tho I play destiny every SINGLE day
>>688461770
Usually when i wake up.
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688461767
Put that knife down
>>688461770
Depends on the day and my plans for it
>>688461770
At night. sometimes at midday during weekends.
>>688461797
messing around sketchup and trying to deal with this crappy internet. what about you?
>>688461770
evening
>>688462279
nope
>>688460586
yeah sure give me some of it
>>688462296
K
>>688461770
I shower whenever the fuck I feel like it but it's most convenient in the mornings because there's still warm water.
>>688461947
I never got this thing with Yuno in the series
*MIRAI NIKKI SPOILERS*
So when she first goes to yuki's house and meets his mom, she brings a bag full of murderstuff. But this is the Yuno from the first universe, who already knew Yuki's mom and knew she was a nice person. So why would she bring all that stuff with her when she already knew that Yuki's mom was a nice person?
>>688461969
I'll model a gravestone in your honor
>>688460480
Good night frenemy. I'll up for more more thread and join you soon
>>688460688
I go there from time to time for some food, snacks. Hate how small the parking space is
Thanks I try
>>688460859
Laying in bed about to sleep
>>688460871
Night
>>688460972
Qt
>>688461770
Evening
>>688462776
>kisses
>>688462937
>
>>688462649
Oh come on
loli likes anon.
>>688461947
>>688462297
>>688462472
>>688462776
Hmm..
>>688462076
>>688462267
>>688462279
>>688462765
I see.
>>688462296
Ah, yes.
I wonder if I should've had a point to make.
>>688462649
Why did I find this so funny?
>>688463253
>BUZZZZZ
>>688462765
The writer is kinda dumb
>>688463402
Maybe cause she looks so happy.
>>688463668
No no it was the play that got me.
Miho has a knife. Syndra says put it down. Miho pulls out a gun
>classic
Also that sandwich looks like it'd stab the hell outta anyone who tried to eat it.
>>688463458
Dont make me put my balls in places they dont belong
>>688462776
sounds cozy
Exhaustion set in. 0ff 2 sl33p
Night, all.
>>688464070
Oh that makes sense.
>>688464088
I already like it.
>>688463213
>
>kisses back
>>688462937
Light gasp!
>>688463296
I don't think QOTT has a point to make lol
>>688462268
>every SINGLE day
Put do you play it every single minute :^)
>>688462776
>How small the parking spaces
Funny you should say that. Over there and China they're increasing the size of the parking spaces to allocate for drivers.
>>688462937
>>688464361
Night.
>>688464363
...
>>688464646
Bungie can fuck right off, I need to eat
>>688464554
> <3
>>688464646
Kek
>>688464975
My my those are heavy. Lemme hold them for you ~<3
>>688465202
I meant *must be heavy*
>>688465202
>>688465425
>shut up and love me <3
you feel your eyelids getting heavy
you feel sleeeepy
be mesmerized by the gif
>>688465554
>>688465554
its like a snake
>>688465554
>off by one
Now I'm not really feeling it
>>688465687
its crawling!
>>688465680
o.O
>>688465752
feeling what?
>>688465871
i think its slithering
>>688464967
That's why there's "Gamer fuel"
>>688465202
Can you guess which group of people they said needed it the most? :^)
>>688465554
>One off
No thank you.
>>688465076
>>688465512
Of course!
~<3
>>688466078
Im out of Xmas now.
>>688466037
not snake
>pic
>>688466078
eyelids getting heavy shhhh
>>688466078
I really hate the term "gamer" especially when used as a brand like GAYMER DRINK GAYMER KEYBOARD GAYMER MONITOR
>>688466078
Murica!
>>688466081
Fuck me! I forgot pic
>>688466216
I can't tell the difference anymore
>uu~ nyaa~
https://youtu.be/B66CU71Bf7A?list=WL
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>688466563
Cause ur fag
>>688466216
im not saying its a snake im saying that its slithering not crawling
>>688466563
For lewd waifu events
>>688466498
listening enough does that to ya.
>>688466659
i cant logic you even wut. anyways, i liked Watamote. i watched up to episode 10 until it became a bit too cringey, i cant handle embarrassing things happening to anime chars.
>nyarko
>>688466563
because /a/ doesn't allow them. and not everyone has an eastern waifu
>>688466205
Kek, I am too.
>>688466216
You can't control me!
>>688466227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1wBkNjTKgs
:^)
>>688466479
Kek, no. It was for the women.
>>688466563
We just like being cancerous fucks on /b/
>>688467035
>People actually buy this crap
Tohsaka poster is back
>>688467035
if i were a trained hypnotist i could. been thinking about trying to do hypnotism. you can either help or fuck with people!
>nyarko
btw going to bed night peoples
>>688467035
Bears are nice too.
>>688467035
Wow lmao
>>688467285
Oh my what's getting into you?~<3
>>688467398
Me too, I think.
Goodnight Nyarlathotep and everyone else~
>Rumia
