Dubs decide, little kek never hurt nobody
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Dubs decide, little kek never hurt nobody
>>688192554
Send sock pic.
>>688192554
Anal?
my dick is larger than my name
Id hit on you
i would actually fuck you and the ones in your picture
>>688194061
rolling for this
>>688194666
WINRAR 666 TRIPS WTF
>>688192995
Reroll
Changed target cuz other one didnt replay, nice trips
fuck yourself taylor
taylor? id fuck that
>>688195257
roll
>>688195299
dubs is dubs
Can't send images on tinder newfags
>>688195479
Tinder is shit, and so are you.
>>688195299
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
The kids are hidden, is it ok?
Let me diddle you
>>688196033
winrar
Op delivers
Do you like bananas?
>>688195725
Calm down dude lol, it's just an image of a banana guy
>>688196276
Hey want to meet up? Know of any ally ways or empty fields/abandon building we can meet at?
>>688196342
do you like waffles?
>>688196420
rollipollie
>>688195725
You do realize it's just has retarded to post this copypasta ? You're pathetic. Both of you.
im not from isis so everything its ok babe
6666 quads
>>688196420
This shiet
>>688196531
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you bananafags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE PICTURE SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH A BANANA PHOTOSHOPPED OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does the original image even have to do with bananas? Why on earth would you associate it with a fucking banana? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>>688196667
NOOOOOOO DAAAAAAMN
Think she has given up, roll for the other target
777 trips
do you like dogs?
>>688196667
>off by one
>>688196835
do you like waffles?
I'd love to shit inside of you, fuck you and tape the hole shut when I'm done. Would you like that? You little smurf?
>>688196878
>off by one
>suicide
She hasn't
>>688196965
roll
>>688196911
sure
Tits or gtfo
>>688196667
man that was almost impressive
>>688197017
>newfag
>newfag
My banana is so large that it will make you trip.
>>688197096
its funny how you just put whatever it appears like"777 trips"
sorry my autistic brother got on my phone again
>>688197235
Reroll
Have you ever fucked a nigger? I'm doing so right now, and I gotta say, I love getting my asshole torn
>>688196965
Rollerino
™ƒ ∂ dud
What's the difference between a jew and Harry Potter?
Harry Potter gets out of the chambers alive.
Can you have my babies so I can taste them one day?
imma take you eat waffles boo :DDD
This is just a prank on 4chan
sorry my autistic son got on my phone again
Rollerino
Sorry that was my Mom
>>688196667
good one
I'm going to come to your house tomorrow and murder your family.
>>688197698
newfag
I have a 4 inch piece of steel. I'll let those numbers sink in. My mom didn't call me a "big boy" for nothing.
>>688197661
>sorry my autistic son got on my phone again
Op here, rolling for this too
>>688197604
Reroll
Now listen. Mark my words. I'm coming next week. I'm going to come to your house, and rape you. I'm going to shit inside your mouth, and cum on your forehead, and call you shit-stain Joanne. Yeah, shit-stain Joanne. I'm coming
lets be gay together and fuck your dad
>>688197800
winrar!
>>688195299
How is this cringe? That banana is better dressed than most of the bananas I've seen on this board. In fact, there's this naked banana image floating around that really could learn something from this young gentleman.
>>688197888
>>688197800
winrars!
Rolling for this after those:
>>688197850
>>688197888
nice trips, should count
>>688197748
reroll
There's something you need to know...I'm a gender neutral polysexual fox kin...would this be able to work out between us?
>>688197800
>>688197888
>>688198000
So many winrars
>>688198100
>>688198111
2 more winrars
I'm sorry my Mom had my phone :^/
>>688197800
i think were in now
>>688196355
Being this new..
>nice dubs tho
>>688197888
Winrar
>>688194666
>>688197888
THE GETS
>>688198100
full of winrars
Fucking everyone is getting dubs
>>688198111
He says, winningly.
>>688198188
more winrar for fucks sake
Would you be against involving my grandma?
both were mine :D
>>688192554
Do you like Ponies, if so reply to me with a picture of your little sister.
are you for or against raping kids?
They call me the chimp in bed, I'll rip off your face and throw shit at you till I finish
>>688198430
Cool kid.
let me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddlelet me tell you a riddle, when you fiddle my diddle
im masterbate :D
>>688198556
Off by one
Are you into toddlers?
people say im weird for fucking my mom, what do you say, "mom"?
>>688198430
Fucking legendary dude Screenshotting
fiddle your diddle and giggle youy smiggle
So my little brother wants in on this too, he's like 10 but he has downs so would that be ok?
If you don't want to fuck me you're racist against my kind and I find that offensive
i have very small genitals
>>688198685
i dont get it
What's your dick size?
If we don't end up having sex tonight I might cry
I'll give you $100 to put a sharpie in my pooper
Lemme see sum titties
DAMN TOO MUCH WINRARS
>>688198922
He got double trips. It's fucking legendary.
>>688198430
:D
?
GEE, IT SURE IS SUMMER IN HERE
I'm down for some pegging but only if you let me call you "Uncle Tom"
Mommy get the camera
>>688198430
> :D
diggity figgity, diddleros fiddleros diggity figgity, diddleros fiddlerosdiggity figgity, diddleros fiddleros diggity figgity, diddleros fiddlerosdiggity figgity, diddleros fiddleros diggity figgity, diddleros fiddlerosdiggity figgity, diddleros fiddleros diggity figgity, diddleros fiddlerosdiggity figgity, diddleros fiddleros diggity figgity, diddleros fiddleros
I may have tiny, shrunken genitals, but i don't care! SIZE DOESN'T MATTER!! Most women care about how we act and our confidence, not the sex life!!
lmao XD im sorry, im being random for reddit becuz this one girl called me cute and im trying to impress her *le derp face* XD :3
Think she has given up now
>>688198430
Oh, nice.
>>688199116
Bruh, you didnt even get dubs, kys faggot
Let me at them diddlers girl
So liste, your mum is already in onto this, we just need YOU , to stick to the plan because we cant do shit without you, you will kill james and then you need to run, then well fuck at my house until one of us dies
So you agree niggers are fucking disgusting sub humans right? hehe XD
>>688199272
Go back to watching Leafy faggot
How do you feel about 4chan?
>>688199272
stop yourself you inbred piece of shit
$100 no mess no scene it will all be done quietly you just give me a name and i'll do the rest but you have to be ready to run at a moments notice if things go south
>>688199411
Winrar
I rape kids
Got unmatched, roll for next target
>>688199411
The gets made me do it. I'll be back faggot, gotta go watch some kid attempt drink bleach on leafy's fag channel
Are you ok with hooking up with a sexual predator?
dud what da fak
>>688199598
reroll
You think you're funny? You think you're pulling some shit not responding to my fucking texts? You'll see you fucking swine. I got your IP, I'm tracking you right the fuck now. Just wait until tomorrow, you're gonna wish you never fucking right swiped my ass.
What the fuck is that? The tree faggotteers?
>>688199532
Stop fucking texting every single dubs faggot
>>688199598
Re-Rololololol :D
are you into toddlers?
>>688198611
>>688198633
>>688198922
>>688199411
>>688199455
TWO SAME NUMBERS
You ready? I'm ready. let's get this going. I'll get the horse and camera and all you have to do is bend over and neigh
before we get talking, there's something you should know.
I fucking love puffy nipples. do you have puffy nipples?
ey gurl wunt sum fuk?
>>688199289
roling for this
>>688199289
rolllllllllll
>>688198633
lol post this
>>688200055
tripsdubs nice
>>688199496
Rolling for this
>>688200055
winrawrrrrrrr
I like my girls how I like my oil, dirt cheap and trafficked through the middle east
Would you be opposed to blowing me while I played WoW?
i like girls like i like fish, DEAD
>>688200363
roll
pls respond
>>688192995
>>688195299
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking banana and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit.
>>688200055
Nice roll but we are onto a new target
>>688200561
New pasta?
I'll only smash if you do your best Steve Busciemi impression
>>688200561
Rolling for this lmao
i want to fuck you but its ok if you dont i guess
My Dad is a registered sex offender. Guess who the victim was ;)
Just imagine this: you enter a bar and you then start shitting on everyone in it. And, if that's not enough, you
start to get naked and try to shove your penis on everyone's throat. What do you think is going to happen? You'll get kicked out! Will you be able to enter the bar again? No, the security will get you!
So liste, your mum is already in onto this, we just need YOU , to stick to the plan because we cant do shit without you, you will kill james and then you need to run, then well fuck at my house until one of us dies
do you like guys who wear fedoras?
>>688200959
Im masterbate :D
>>688201123
eeggroll
>>688200561
Roll
>>688200959
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
i like turtles
My dick is kill, pls
Why the fuck would you say that to me?
I like a girl who can fit a whole grapefruit in her pooper is that something you can do?
>>688200561
Roll
>>688201156
Roll
>>688201220
Re roll thisss
>>688201297
re roll pls
>>688201300
Winrar
want to trade pics?
"Hey?" Really? Is that the only fucking thing you could think of? Is that how you greet everyone you fucking know? Who the fuck do you think you are, you degenerate swine. You sicken me. Don't ever right swipe my ass ever again or you'll be in the shitter. You have been warned bitch.
you're the one on the left?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>688201300
win
I'll let you peg me but only if you howl while you do it
Not going to post copy pasta since its dumb
I like to masturbade on corpses
>>688201770
Roll that shit
Let's fuck.
Do you watch My Little Pony?
I think we have a mutual friend. What's that short kid with the glasses and blonde hair called again? I slept with him yesterday, I know he's underage but I think it's love.
fuck me with a strapon
Listen, I'm gonna come clean, do you have a little sister or something? Because that's really the only thing im into. If not, a little brother is fine, just let me know.
>>688201770
Reroll
i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a cunt.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
>>688201770
Rereroll
>>688202056
Fucking this
I'm a good 2 inches rock hard
>>688201961
this lel
>>688201971
roll
I want to fuck you while wearing my hitler outfit while you read anne franls diary.
>>688201770
Roll
I've been trying to match with someone who has downs for so long I'm so happy we matched
>>688202056
roll
>>688202391
THIS
>>688200561
>>688201300
OP come on
Show me your genetals
>>688202391
Gimme fucking dubs
>>688202391
PLEASE
>>688201580
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>688202056
reroll
>>688202391
dubs get
>>688196718
>triggered much
>>688202391
I WILL GET YOU DUBS
>>688202679
dat
Op here, I said I'm not posting dumb pasta
>>688202391
this time
>>688202391
I WILL GET DUBS IF IT'S THE LAST THING i DO
>>688201770
Rolll
>>688202633
winrar
>>688202391
Shit on my chest and call me harold. Look at these trips!
>>688202391
DUBS
>>688200561
I used to love kicking the **** out of computer science f@gs like you back in college.
I have a question though have you ever f*cked a girl that was under 200 pounds? Im not talking about that p*ssy boy software geek that you suck off under your cubicle. I dont know if i should write this you might have your posse of klingon warriors shoot invisible lasers at me. By the way does your mom know youre on this site? Shes not going to take you to the star trek convention in denver next year if you keep this up young man. Well it was nice talking to you. Keep sucking d*ck maybe some day your dad will actually pay for it.
>>688202780
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking banana and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit.
>>688202780
>:p
Fucking kill yourself
Give me your aids please
>>688202780
OP is a fucking faggot
>>688203074
Roll
>>688203124
roll
>>688202391
pls lord
Hi it's vince from shamwow, you'll be saying wow everytime.
It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge.
A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry.
This is for the house
The Car
The Boat
The RV
Shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work.
Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, ring it out.
You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the germans always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one as a bathmat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel- look at that, completely dry.
Put a wet seater roll it up it dries your sweaters.
Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains.
Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew.
That is gonna smell, see that.
Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there you following me camera guy?
The other 50% the color starts to come up no other towels' gonna do that.
It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom.
See what i'm telling ya Shamwow you'll be saying wow everytime.
Why am I still a virgin? Just to suffer? Every night I feel my cock, my balls..even my nipples! The sex I never had, the succ I never got.. won't stop hurting! I want you to take my virginity! Just one thing Taylor, this isn't about the past: we're fucking for the future!
>>688203124
This
My dick is a fucking cock sucking ass looking nigger from the Bulgarian plains in fucking Australia
>>688203272
roll
I like to shit on people its some kind of fetish i gues
>>688202780
I wish you were a siamese twin becuase then I would have 2 giving me head and I could you shared pussy.
>>688203124
C'mon
>>688203124
Roll
I want to cover you in peanut butter and like you down until my peanut allergy kills me
>>688202780
Sorry, I'm really insecure. I haven't talked to a woman since my sister died.
FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING NIGGER FUCK YOU NIGGER REEEEEE
>>688203388
u stand victiorious
>>688203388
winrar!
>>688202780
>>688202391
ROLL FOR THIS
>>688203478
roll
>>688203388
>>688203124
FFS THIS TIME
>>688203124
Last fucking time
Suck my wiggly dick
>>688203236
Roll
>>688203478
this except the typo "like" to "lick"
You think you have a choice? When you think you're safe I will come up behind you and shove your face in the dirt and fuck your dirty ass so hard you wish you were died you little sand nigger
Listen. Tammy. There's something I need to let you know. My penis, was chopped off when I was a little boy working in a steel mill. My papa always told me if I'm a good little faggot I might find a princess who could kiss my penis back together with her magic. Will you be my princess?
would ypou die if i said so?
>>688203741
reroll
technically I'm mentally retarded so if you don't fuck me it's probably a hate crime
I need to confide in someone... I killed my parents this morning and I don't know what to do, they're starting to smell and I think the neighbours are starting to notice.
>>688200561
So I was driving with one of my bros and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so fucking hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big fratstar. I kissed him and call him a big fratstar while laughing.
Finally something worthy, Internet disconnected
>>688203711
winrar
>>688203896
roll
The whole reason I got into dick in the first place was because I was no good with women. I was scared of them. I was scared of life. I thought that I could never understand them because they're so illogical. But at least I've learned how to like dicks. I'm not afraid anymore,Taylor!
What's it like to be with a man?>>688204049
pls respond
you ever done it with someone who has tourettes? Not that I have tourettes you just look like the kind of person who would do that
I'll pay you in gum.
>>688204275
roll
>>688204049
I'm so lonely.
>>688204599
>>688204275
You fuckers are the cancer in these threads.
>>688204599
>>688203711
winrars
>>688200561
NEW COPY PASTA.
Nigger pancake tits mcnigger nigger nogger haha niggers look at me mammy
>>688204599
winrar!
>>688204916
reroll
My name is OP, and i love sucking dick
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
do you frequent the glory holes around here? something about your mouth looks familiar
