The last protagonist you played as in a vidya game is out to get you. How long do you have?
>I'm dead
Oh boy
>>688191872
You led a good life anon
Not long
>>688191360
Freshly made Dwarf Cleric from Kings and Heroes. So not only would he not work properly, but he would be made of paper so I could kill him by flicking him.
The Roman Senate?
Good thing it's 2000 years later and I'm across the Atlantic with a case full of guns.
Sora from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
Nigga has to play cards to even move, I think I'm fine.
I think I'd fair pretty well against Chell
>>688191360
Well it was my fairly retarded Dark souls character ...so i'll say a good week or so
And I'm fucked
>>688191360
Welp. About 2 hours
Alien race in a 4x space game. Really depends on how far they are away from here.
Close I'm fucked. I played then as xenophobes bent on universal genocide.
But if lucky will be a few hundred years and is some future anon's problem.
>>688193046
>this
i never invest in endurance early on so i really just need to tire him out and then just like kick him off a ledge
Well I at least hope i can ride the train
>>688192506
Is that me any good? I feel I've been burnt by Early Access too many times and it looks a bit Diablo-in-first-person.
I'd say I'm fine
Might be fine, but maybe not
>>688193333
>awe fuck
quads of destiny
>>688193621
*game
>>688191360
atleast i'd die with a smile on my face, damn shes hot
>>688191360
i play mount and blade so technically i'm out to get myself.
What do /b/?
Dunno
>>688193435
Stellaris ?
>>688191360
>Jebediah Kerman, currently on an escape trajectory out of the Kerbin system, with no fuel left in the tanks
I'm good
>>688193852
Hold a feast
Guns of Icarus Online pilot... probably be aight as long as I stay in my flat, cuz the streets are too narrow to fit an airship down. And that's only assuming he has a ship and crew. If it's just him, I can probably take him down 1v1.
>>688193852
>>688191360
>the plants vs zombies guy
I have no idea, to be honest.
I'm fucked
>>688193046
Yeah my level 120 dex/bleed is out for me. Im dead
Enter the Gungeon
Thr whole gang from FFX
They must think im a fiend
Im fucked unless i can convince them otherwise
>>688193621
As of right now it's not too good. Little content, very poorly optimized, the AI feels very lifeless, shit like that. But it shows a lot of promise. They are pushing out patches almost daily and it is being made by former Blizzard and former Valve devs, so they at least somewhat know how to make a game.
>>688191360
Since he's a retard maybe I will escape...
>tfw Doom guy is chasing you
I-I just hope my death will be swift.
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k18XRGa.jpg "image[1].jpg")
The fucking Team Rainbow
>im already dead
>>688191360
Xian Mei from Dead Island.
I'm aroused to be fair.
Geralt of Rivia. He's like a heat seeking fighter jet that can use magic.
>>688194323
>SPESS MEHRENS!
>>688194046
no because my vassals will never leave. Fuckers stick around and I, as the man of the house has to tell my dumb cunt wife who repeats herself constantly that i want to "end the feast"
Fucked
>>688193941
Yep. Decent game but needs more work done, too many bugs and need more something to make it great.
Well. Ive lived a long life.
>>688194261
£22.99 here, I might get it if it drops to 15.
>>688191360
so i am beeing chased by what is the videogame equivalent of ironman...i'm sure it will be fine!
Well, goodbye 4chan
i'll be fine
not sure
>>688191360
Not very long.
>>688194601
Too bad he has like five companies under his command...
>STEEHL RAIN BRATHAS!!!
>>688195062
That guy is just a moody faggot, still not as bad as DevilMayCry 4
>>688195062
You deserve it for playing that faggotry.
Fukc
My lvl 88 Dark Souls chari who wields the dragon greatsword and swings it around like a toothpick because of his stamina regen.
I'm so fucked.
>>688194644
Dude, let me spare you the googling and tell you that to get the vassals to leave you have to anyone (denfintely wife/minister, any of the lords and perhaps your companions though I can't quite remember) start a new campaign.
Everyone leaves.
>>688195062
I don't know how about this remake faggotery, but the old Dante wouldn't be able to touch you as long as you're human
My character from dark souls....
Well I'm fucked....
Good thing no one plays support.
>>688195291
It's a good game, if you disregard the fact it ruined the DMC franchise. Althought the 'use le red wepon 2 kil red enemies nd blu wepon 2 kil blu enemees' was retarded as fuck and I hate them for doing it.
>>688195258
DMC4 wasn't bad.
>>688195317
Fuck you I have to go back and start a new playthrough now, hour long PS3 loading screens and all
Should be fine, he's trapped on another planet making oil refineries in his pocket.
>>688191360
Just played factorio. Im safe.
>>688195528
Scratch that, he attacked Lady when she pissed him off, but he still couldn’t kill you
>>688195291
>>688195258
>>688195528
It might be his edgy tween years, but he still dismantled a demon lord's empire more or less singlehandedly in like a day.
Also, as much as I wasn't a fan of a reboot, it's actually pretty good. Gameplay-wise. Story is retarded, but DMC story has always been retarded, so whatever.
>>688195802
Well until they put in the after rocket part then maybe he finds a way to travel in space.
I'm done.
Does this count as protaganist? I usually *think* I am the good guy. But then again I wiped out a friendly tribe for turning down a trade after already saying yes, and I felt kindof bad.
>>688196065
Yep till then im good. Plus he is too busy making factories to bother.
Dont know what to think of this
>>688196251
CALL DANTE AND USE THE PASSWORD QUICKLY, HE'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE
Ken Masters. Hopefully I can survive the ass beating and Sue his rich ass.
Not too bad I suppose.
>>688191360
I just played a game were im a rapist. Well guess im fucked.
Total War: Warhammer.
The whole entire Vampire/undead race is after me :/
>>688196806
top lel
>Classic< Doomguy myself
Oh shit I can't even die to not die again
>>688195647
Its kind of like the situation with dark souls 2 compared to the rest of SoulsBourne.
Alone DmC is a great game gameplay mechanic wise but compared to the others in the series its trash.
Put a 7/10 in a group of 10s and she'll look like a 4.
Honest rating if you can get past the trash story and the fact they spilled emo in my dante.
DMC3 > DMC1 > DMC4 > DMC: DmC > DMC2.
Honestly I want a remake of the old games in the new engine cause the new engine is great.
![Adult_Link_OoT_3D[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6UZq40d.png "Adult_Link_OoT_3D[1].png")
>>688191360
OoT's Adult Link
>>688193682
Beat me to it. I was literally just playing this game.
>>688197336
I totally agree with you on the first statement about 7s, 10s and 4s.
I can't on the others because I didn't play games
Shit I lost the game again
The farmer from Harvest Moon. Most he can really do is give me shitty gifts on purpose.
>>688196503
*ring ring
>"Hello"
>"Yes I'd like you to stop dis quarter demon nigga from killing me"
>"Whats the password"
>"Uuh, pizza?"
>...
>"Ok"
>>688197336
Yeah I got the DMC HD edition a while back and I can definitely say that DMC 2 is trash. I've had DMC3 on PS2, Xbox 360, and PC, and it's been GOAT on all of them. I had the special edition on PS2 and PC.
Nigel Burke MD
As long as I'm not tied down I think I could take him.
Same I think I'd die I got mom's knife with quadshot so I'm dead
>>688197583
He'd win the heart of everyone on the town, steal your bitches, get rich as fuck and buy all the available properties.
The worst part is he's actually a nice guy, who is just so much better than you in so many ways.
>>688197336
I'd put DmC before DMC4, personally. Honestly though, fanboys act like all DMC games were as awesome as DMC3.
>>688193938
Cheeki breeki
I'm so fucked.
Saw a guy do a speed run of the game in under one hour...
So I have like 5 minutes maybe.
>>688191360
I played Hitman: Blood Money... :( see you soon, 47
>>688191360
My char from terraria, with a shotgun, rocket boots, can run at about 30 mph, and can shrug off a ball of fire liek it's nothing. Ded
>>688199308
Like* fuck
>>688191360
I played the antagonist, what happens now?
>>688199632
Then you pick the last game you played as a protagonist you dumb fuck.
Serph from Digital Devil Saga. I'm dead and devoured.
>>688191360
oh no not a tiny spaceship
>>688191360
The Greek god from Black & White 2,so pretty fucked
>>688193601
How would Manny kill you?
>i have been playing muv luv
>nah, am fine.
-------------------------------------------------
Then again I just played the first Warcraft, but you don't play as anyone in that.....
>>688197581
The old series is god tier but skip DMC2, you wont be missing anything.
>>688197783
Fuck I forgot about the HD edition, makes me wish i hadnt sold my PS3 when i made the jump to PC.
I played DMC1 on an original PS2, PS2 versions of DMC2 and 3 on pc through an emulator, and DMC4 and DmC on my PC.
How do you get DMC3 to run well on PC? I've always had to use a ps2 emulator to play it on pc because the sound files glitch out and make the game lag when i try to play the version they have on steam.
>>688199776
Prussia who has conquered Europe with Russia. Good-bye Europe
>>688200535
okay I'll keep that in mind thx
>>688191360
I played the Ducktales Game. I'm fucked
>>688191360
I was in Creative Mode. The only way to 'kill' him is to lure him into The End and have him fall.
>>688191360
kirby is gonna get me
>>688194001
Do not underestimate Jebadiah.
jason brody farcry 3.
he didn't have any tatau. so i guess imma be all right.
He was in space last time I saw him
I think I'll be fine
Last game I played was the dead or alive, but I'm a real martial artist and the stuff they do is pretty hilariously outlandish. I think ill be OK. She telegraphs her kicks like she's playing soccer against a really slow moving ball.
>>688202389
N64 Mario Parties.
It was a simpler time. It was a better time.
>>688191872
Your doomed!
>>688191360
god bless the enclave
Stardew valley
>Character's too busy clearing trees to bother
i guess im fine...
Its just the driver from Race Driver: Grid.
I guess I'll just get run over?
>>688198492
Eh true.
Preference between DmC and DMC4 depends on who you ask. I find it easier to put up with lazy level design than the trash story because I personally like going through scenarios multiple times with varying playstyles
Thats exactly what i was getting at when I brought up Dark Souls 2 in comparison to the rest of SoulsBourne.
Alone DSIII is an 8 but it didnt live up to the hype from being a sequel to DS1 which is a 10 so it got a lot of hate.
But I'm not a Nazi....
>>688203056
>>>/pol/
you are now
>>688203187
>>688202741
I got fucking destroyed by Luigi
This is going to be tedious.
>>688191360
>>688203583
Talk shit, get hit.
I honestly have no idea.
Could be worse, I guess
>>688198695
Depends on if its a high or low chaos run.
Low chaos was under powered.
Kinda liked that though.
Felt like it was harder to get the good ending because i was always tempted to take the easy way out and rampage.
I'm gonna be raped
>>688194578
This
Is gonna be a good time!
im gonna be a pancake soon
I'm not that afraid of geralt to be honest
G E R M A N S C I E N C E
I won't die at least.
>>688195598
2 weeks ago it was my character from dark souls, this week its mercy so I'm all good
So am I eternally fucked or do I get to choose
welp
>>688193333
You've got a few weeks if he starts a cutscene before slaughtering you.
>>688205219
Let's hope she'll show you some... mercy!
Holy fuck.
>>688205268
i think it's gonna be the last one you battled
Darth Revan.
He's probably one of the most powerful Jedi who ever lived; but it doesn't really matter.
First, he has been dead for over 20 000 years. Second, his galaxy never figured out intergalactic travel. He's too far away.
That unless his Force ghost just can appear anywhere and force-choke me to death. In which case I don't even have time to finish this po
>>688205504
So Pikachu. I'm fine if we're abiding anime rules.
Maybe i rape her, maybe she kills me
this busty skank
I think I could take him.
i'm fucked.
and then my soul is fucked.
and then my ghost will fuck other people.
rip to me I guess
My lvl 106 knight from salt and sanctuary. Neat
How long do I ha
>>688206132
Did he cut you off midsentence? Thankfully he subm
Franklin from gta v. I'd say I'm good unless he's bringing others
*splat*
> Will skip the night and survive, or never sleep anymore
Fallout 4. Not even an issue. That fucker gets distracted by every single thing on map and is weighed down by loads of junk. I'm sittin pretty.
cheers, loves
she could be here literally at any point in time
>>688206402
what is hap
>>688205669
kek, why did I know you we're gonna say that
I'm gonna be just fine
![qwop-screenshot_960.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J2jEhvh.jpg "qwop-screenshot_960.0[1].jpg")
i think i'm good
>>688207744
your score isn't
>>688204531
The game couldn't be worse though
>>688207744
checked
and yeah you good
Shouldnt have played WWE. I cant even see him coming thats the scary part
>>688191360
Whelp, 7 Days to Die characters are buggy as hell, I'll just break some glass and watch him eat it and bleed to death while trying to switch to a wooden club
>>688191360
I'm fucked.
>>688191360
Holy shit Wolf's Dungeon, this is gonna be a good time.
>>688194939
Who is that handsome man?
I don't know what do you fellow anons think?
I'm fucked
sheesh
>>688207732
idk if I had Cadence after me, I'd be pretty scared
I'm screwed
Mei from Overwatch. Hopefully she smothers me with her big tits or huge ass.
Shit.
>>688191360
My character from Fallout 4. Has a fuckton of extremely powerful guns and a full set of X-01 armour.
Welp, it was nice knowing you all. I'm fucked.
>>688208041
Shit choice. Good joke. Kek/10
Well i guess there's no chance for me at all
>>688191360
shiiiiieeeett
>>688208396
Probably a long while, but that depends if you hide in the shade spots or shadows. you might be able to fool most people here.
well I'm fucked...
>>688201980
The Soul of Cinder isn't the main character, you gigantic faggot.
Anyone from the Mortal Kombat Universe then.
>>688191360
does this count
>>688191360
Agent 47. welp gg
>>688209341
Op said protagonist, not main character you fucking retard.
Since this little fag is incapable of doing any sort of damage, i'd say thirty nights.
Armok, god of blood.
I'm fucked.
>>688191872
Me too. It was worth it.
>>688208441
Open field sniper rifle man. He uses swords. It's not like he can go invisible or some shit.
welp, I'm ded
>>688191360
>>688209503
Soul of Cinder still isn't the protagonist. Are you a special kind of autistic?
>>688191360
Um... Parker. From Red Faction 1. At least he's trapped on Mars.
time to hide in a bunker
If Hitler in HOI 4 counts, pretty dead
how does this work with tetris?
>>688209698
you're good, they'll just spare you or something
>>688194339
>Leg swipe
>Whistling sound of a fist approaching
>Last moments are of metal knuckles bursting through your face, pressure in your brain as your teeth explode from your jaw
Fairly quick, I would assume.
>>688209503
protagonist is basically the main character, unless you're talking about moby dick or something.
>>688205328
Yeah you're fucked>>688205342
She could have killed me several times already.
>>688209902
>hitler
>protagonist
topkek
>>688194941
Nice. You'll be okay. Just hold out. He'll starve himself to death before he makes it inside your house.
>>688191360
So I'm facing off against Gadflow, King of the Tuatha Deohn. Well rest in fucking pieces, me.
Geralt of Rivia gonna fuck me hard
>>688208339
She'd probably bark at you and immediately get raped eternally, that's how the game seems to go.
>>688191360
>dying light
I'm alright if he doesn't drop kick me an there's no place for him to parkour around
>>688195708
Underrated
>>688208396
He will broke your eyes with a hammer and cut your neck open.
How fucked am I?
>>688191360
Sonac, he is too fast for any person to live more than a second.
Fuck.
>>688209503
protagonist
prəˈtaɡ(ə)nɪst/
noun
1.
the leading character or one of the major characters in a play, film, novel, etc.
"the novel's main protagonist is an American intelligence officer"
please, please hang yourself
Well fuck
Game: Dungeon Master Chris
I think i have a while
>>688210802
Halo 2, 3 or 5 version?
World war 2 fighter pilot. Probably like 100 years old, so I'm good
>>688208387
The detective/cop from Hotline Bing 2
>>688191360
I think I'm good.
What kind of death?
>>688207305
Holy shit is this really happe
>>688211075
>file name
Kek
>>688211213
This meme is so fucking shit ti
Meh. Not too bothered.
>>688211276
Oh god not the sniper thing aga
Junkrat from overwatch. Damn.
>>688191360
This is what armour I'm wearing atm in skyrim with ebony swords and shit so idk
IDK but I played Tomb Raider and I am FIGHTING for a titty grab.
>>688211413
Oh no, how will you ever find a corner.
>>688211405
wtf are you even ta
I should be OK
The last game I played was depression quest. I think I will be fine.
Kat from gravity rush??? I'm probably gonna be ok.
Jebediah kerman, as long he's not in a rocket I'm pretty safe.
Madotsuki from Yumme Nikki.
Kek
>>688211839
please kill yours
>>688191360
Dead meat.
I'm kinda fucked
>>688195375
I thought starting a new campaign was the point of holding a feast.
Well I'm fucked, I'm now being hunted by a giant insect queen that is worshiped as a Goddess and commands a fleet of spacecraft that could take on most of the galaxy and win...
In other news, Stellaris is fucking amazing.
She might not even want to fight me, or she will beat me up, forgive me, and than we become friends, one way or another, i won't die and the chances are realy realy high that i get a new friend(s)
>>688211839
I CANT EVEN HEAR THE SHO
Braum? My husbando would never hurt me, we'd cuddle by the fireplace, embracing eachother whilst feeding eachother cheese and talk about how our guy-love is totally no homo.
I'd give us around 60 years and a peacefull death in eachothers arms.
>"Roadhog time"
i think im good
>>688191360
Master Chief
...fuck
I guess Incas are coming to get me
I guess I'll just have to take another shower
I guess I'm not screwed
>>688192199
Checked and so sorry.
>>688205218
but you will get the shit kicked out of you and get pulverized with a spud gun, bottle rocket launcher, and a slingshot. maybe a little firecrackers too.
>>688209698
were you doing a normal, peacefull or genocide run is the question.
>>688205172
SEKAI
I
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>>688211883
dont be so sure. a kerbal spaceship is probably going to crash on earth and kill you.
>>688209540
Just stand near a portal
>>688212008
>Jebediah Kerman not being in a rocket.
whats more likely.
>>688191360
>MGS 5
>mfw
>>688210983
Well technically 2 but they would all be scary he's killed so many people and planets, he's the best ship commander in halo..
>>688194704
Yup same here. This guy will track us even if we literally travel to another world to escape.
>>688191360
My Fallout 4 character, with the unique fatman "Big Boy' which shoots an extra nuke for every nuke you fire, with the MIRV modification, so overall it fires 16 mini mini nukes every time.
Fuck
>>688193841
Who wouldn't get an arrow to the knee with Lara Croft
>>688216862
great game
Rick.
>every other version of me is already dead
>>688191360
>>688191872
>>688192199
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>>688217199
You're fucked
>>688208960
If you can slap dat ass before it kills you,maybe you can stun it long enough to live
at least it will be quick.
Does space engineers count?
>>688191360
Uh boyyyy
well, HOI4 came out today, so the country of Finland. I live in the U.S. so I'm not worried.
>>688194459
Same, hopefully Valkyrie will go full Amazon first tho
>>688191360
funny how mine is dead space 3
>>688215103
No machine will ever be a match for ME!!!!!
Last game I played was bloodborne, in NG+, with Ludwig's Holy Blade with a Bolt Blood Gem Modifier
.........eh, maybe ill run, try to hump some of the female enough monsters and see if they kill me first
>>688218434
Wait.. no.. it was starcraft 2
Alice madness returns
>>688213790
Until he finds 3 pieces of evidence and goes into Turnabout Mode. Fucking MvC3 goddammit
>>688209243
>protagonist
Even if i try to defend myself, he'll keep on coming
>>688191360
>The Byzantine Empire
gg
>>688219752
victoria 2 or europa?
>>688220591
medieval 2
>>688191360
>superhuman reflexes
>banging redhead
ain't even mad
>>688206132
No worries m8, he needs to wait and buy the next episode to kill you
New game: the last person you played as versus the second to last person you played as.
For me its pocatello from civ v versus geralt of rivia.
>>688207158
She gonna go back to right before your daddy busted you in yo moms and blow his nuts off.
Welp. I'm gonna be happy and dead.
>Though, I'm not too fond of the brutal, painful death.
>>688210658
Quick! Call Menendez.
>>688211379
Next time you go to take a shit he charges you on the pot.
>>688193651
Sweet Sally, I love this game.
>>688218504
KARSU
