Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world
>>687914276
NO HORSEFUCKERS
still here
>failure 1
Claiming best nyanpasu
Bout to go to bed though
non-fuckable robot claimed
WEW LAD going to need new feet after this con
Dio-sama...
I may not indulge in thread baking anymore, but this is a disgusting pre-bake.
Filthy early bake.
jews
>>687914479
Renge is a poop at Duck Game
:^)
>>687914583
b-but muh modurn urt und muh deepnuuss und muh brainfuck ;__;
So slow on the thread today. I guess Im just distracted by IRL stuff
>>687914184
Really just pretty sore, maybe minor sprain.
OK, as I said an hour ago, going to bed. Good night y'all.
>>687914479
Good night hun.
>Shiro
>>687914630
>>687914647
Blow me. Was one picture early.
>>687914479
Night Renge.
Have a good one
>>687914276
>rattle wink
>>687914234
You're nice too!
>>687914239
Everything not inside that house.
>>687914598
Need a foot massage?
>>687914446
Welcome back.
>>687912007
Well it's a good thing I'm not cute.
>Sorry about that, went to get ready for work.
>>687914276
Sup guys
>>687914785
Could've just waited for pic limit.
It's not hard.
>>687914853
You have no proof that there isn't the same sign on the other side of the door
>btw I meant "That's because" but because I re-typed it since I screwed up I forgot to rewrite the word "because"
>>687914986
Was trying to get last picture.
>>687914479
Sup Renge!
>>687914853
nah im alright
utz > lays
>>687914716
Goddamn right I am
>>687914767
Ok, take care of yourself Shiro, and sleep well. Have warm, lengthy dreams of your beloved waifu.
>>687914798
Thanks Yui, have a good one.
>>687914917
Well, well, well, look who's awake.
>>687915123
Just about to go to bed, actually. Had a fair bit of whiskey and may or may not have shit on DM in duck game. What about you?
>>687914327
I do, but don't expect great criticism from my part.
What do you think of it?
>>687914583
Right. Sure.
>>687914590
I think it's interesting, but it's too small. It's just a working out of some key aspects of my painting.
>>687914894
Thanks.
>I don't know what I expected
>>687914853
Yeah you can massage deez nutz
>>687915310
Well, I managed to sleep somehow. And now Mizore's trying to lewd me up again.
>>687915442
>>687915527
Second response.
>>687915594
Wew lad.
Finally landed that jump.
>>687914853
>>687915594
got eem
>6AM
>Still awake
I want off this ride.
>>687915599
That's good to hear, particularly after all my insisting. Mizore's always trying to lewd you up, though - that's nothing new.
>I probably would too if I weren't vehemently opposed to it
>>687915594
Fuckin got em
>>687915442
Yuuko.
>>687914917
Stop lying to yourself.
>and avoiding taking pictures of your panties
>>687915033
Science.
>>687915233
Nah, your awesome.
>>687915594
You got to massage me first.
>>687915599
You got lewd first, teasing me with panty shots yesterday.
>>687915707
There was quite alot of kyoukos at the con today
>>687915886
HAH
>>687915940
I can relate.
>>687915527
Does it have any meaning behind it?
>>687915957
Ren again
>>687915940
>>687915957
Ayy lmao
>>687915991
Am I gonna massage your ass?
>>687916017
Really? Surprising.
I hope they were well done cosplays atleast.
>>687915991
so what are you doing besides chatting?
>>687916163
Gave me a hearty laugh.
Thanks for that.
>>687916236
The one I took a picture with was pretty cute, had coobie on the tip of her spear
Tfw completely ignored
>>687914276
No porn no RP? You don't get to make the rules man. Fuck your totalitarian regime. I wanna post porn and role play as my alter-ego the Pussy-Monster
>>687915957
Wait, what? Why?!
>>687915991
I did not! I was being a completely reasonable non-pantie picture taking Anon.
>>687916544
Why am I opposed or why would I lewd? Gotta be more specific here Makoto.
>>687916443
Always gotchu on those hearty laughs famalam
>>687916554
goddamn she thicc as fuck tho
>>687916466
Okay, that was you. I was wondering. Whatcha doin up so late Operator?
>>687916702
Why would you want to?!
Cooking btw so brb
>Yuno
>>687916461
Mmmm, sounds nice.
Sounds like you had a good time.
>>687916750
She's a Mammoth :^)
>>687916231
Yes!
>Please do.
>>687916424
...
>Heheh, do you really want to know?
>>687916544
Until you decided to post panty pictures to tease me for being a bit lewd.
>I do remember the blurry bits.
>>687916871
Meant to quote this with 2nd quote >>687916716
>>687916834
That image looks like a bit of a confusing rape scene.
>>687916750
I have to work 10pm to 6am tomorrow so im trying to get a head start on that.
What's up with you?
>>687916479
Do what you want dude. I only put the rules up there to shut people who actively post here up.
I'm fully aware they stop nothing.
>>687916969
uh yes
>>687916144
It's a landscape. It's about art. It's about frustration. It's about despair. It's about the human condition.
>>687917127
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
They help set a tone~
>>687917270
It's about the human condition, no wonder i can't figure it out.
>>687917127
If it's such a bother then stop making threads.
Really stop.
Witnessed a 6'3 dude one leg jumped stacked boxed that's an inch or two higher than him. Took him a few tries though. I also got pics of a chick with abs. She looks scary but was really friendly and a pic with Jay culter. My legs are fucked becuase box jumping contest.
How is everyone? Did I miss anything or is it the usual?
>>687917414
Add to the rules
>cringe of this level deserves a (You)
>>687917414
>>687917452
>
>>687916834
Because you're a cute, both anon and waifu. Denial of either will not be heard. And for the same reasons that anyone lewds anything, I guess. That said, I'm not a fan of lewd stuff in /waifu/ because I feel it diminishes general thread quality, so I shy away from that.
>>687917534
Just the usual. That's solid - I wish I could have been in that. Box jumps are probably the thing I do best. I'm not huge but I have a pretty sizeable vertical.
>>687914276
>Scheming rattle
>>687917452
this
>>687917550
So what are you gonna put that Rory recon patch on?
>>687916969
That wasn't me! That was, uhhh, my evil twin from the nth dimension!
>>687917033
It could, I'll admit.
>>687917109
Getting ready to leave for work in a few minutes myself. That's right, you did say you'd be working night shifts for 3 days.
>>687917534
Not much from what I can tell.
>>687917758
I disagree on the me cute, Makoto a cute though. And agreed, probably why I forced myself to sleep the other morning.
>>687917414
So i keep hearing.
I've not yet seen people behaving any differently because of the rules at the top.
>Apart from people arguing over who's rules are "better"
>>687917452
Nope.
Too impatient.
>>687917776
>Always one off rattles
my actual waifu
>>687917863
Ill need to find something. Maybe if I get a surplus army uniform and go to PAX as a JSDF trooper.
>>687917550
>add
>>687917903
There's surprisingly not as much shitposting as earlier times.
>>687917957
10/10 claim
Too bad he got taken down.
>>687917139
It rhymes with rode and right.
>>687917758
I agree, with the cute stuff.
>She's being tsundere
>>687917901
Oh...
Well tell your evil twin I said they are very cute, and I'd totally f-
>Kiss them all over
Also tell them to post more pictures of them in panties.
>>687917414
It's about everything.
Loony Luna claimed
>>687917957
dixie kong is better cgi waifu. fuck you
>>687916871
I did! Had a SAO photoshoot today, had our laughs and kicks, it was great
>inb4 people give me flack for sao
>>687916969
Such a soft ass~
>>687917534
Think I need a new pair of legs, and a right shoulder, other than that, the sao photoshot was great
>>687917776
>1 off
I'll just go ahead and grab the noose for you
>>687917901
Disagree all you want but I'm highly doubting that. In any case, I'm about to go to bed myself, so I'll wish you a good day at work now. Have fun, hope the hobos don't trouble you.
>>687918075
>read that as JIDF
>>687918149
>I know it and you know it
Alright, I'm off to bed because it's already too late. Goodnight everyone, sleep well or have a good day.
>>687914276
sooo ummmm....whats a "waifu"?
>>687917901
Yeah three to five 8 hour over nights at the retail store I work at. I'm just there to look after the store while we have contractor's putting in new flooring. Last time I did this I just did wheelies in wheelchair the whole time and made sure no homeless people came in the unlocked door.
>>687918098
it is a shame
>>687918243
dixie kong doesnt close
>>687918333
2D perfection, as you can see right here >>687918275
>also checked
>>687918333
>newfag
>>687917758
Ayyeeee! Highest I can jump was 4.5-4.8ft and I'm 5'7
>>687917901
>heart eyes
Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>687918252
Tired from walking? And ayyyeeee
>>687918082
Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.
>>687918333
In a nutshell, a 2D character you're particularly fond of.
>>687918375
>bonana
I wish there was a season 2.
We can only hope.
I was waiting for a loli to stab herself in the head multiple times, but I've got something even better.
A loli's corpse being eaten by crows.
It was a bit gross to look at, but still satisfying.
>>687918149
like in the process?
>>687918160
I will now attempt small talk.
So eat well today?
Weather?
How are you?
life?
ext.
>>687918542
If you believe so than you have no reason not to use mine instead~
>>687918529
Yup and carring my sword somehow made my shoulder tired
>>687918149
Uhh, I'll...ill be sure to pass the message along.
>>687918275
Doubt all you want, it's the truth! And will do, have a good sleep yo!
>>687918344
So practically my job with an unlocked door! Sounds like a piece of cake.
>>687918529
Does that picture have heart eyes? I'm on mobile and can't tell.
>>687918542
>Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.
Well then you can use Yuuko's ones.
>>687918252
Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
>Never been to a convention because Italy is shit
>>687918542
>Sure, but there's no difference between say, your rules and my rules.
Then why the fuck did you change the rules you nigger
>>687918662
how are the doughnuts staying in place? why did they put them there?
>>687918252
Mmmm~
>I have a problem, I can't stop.
>>687918649
Getting there.
>about to get there.
>>687918824
Or you could just fill in your twins spot. Noone will know the difference.
>win win.
>>687918662
I didn't eat. The weather is fine. I am the same. Life is whatever.
>>687918866
>>687918999
>>687918662
>All these 'rule Nazis'.
>>687918866
Sour, Strangely enough my folks praise italty just cause we have a tad bit into our heritage
>Our last name is italian but am mexican
>>687919216
I'ma put it in~
>>687918676
In a way your traps were actived
>>687918824
I mostly post on mobile and yes it does
>God that's adorable
i love shitposting~
>>687919216
well you did say you would tell me everytime anyways
>>687919331
Rule Heil!
>>687917903
>never get rattles
>>687918275
please do
>>687918640
kek i remember that from higurashi
>>687918999
>>687918866
>>687918542
>>687918662
personally i feel like different op's having different versions of the rules with the same main points
makes each bread feel unique
>>687919331
>>687918999
>Rule Nazi
>999 get
Kek
>>687918075
That is a good idea you could do plain od like the show or get some surplus jsdf camo. They have a neat camo pattern.
I wonder if there are cheap type 89 airsoft guns.
>>687918824
Yeah we should start a club for people who aren't NEETs but only technically.
So anything new?
I'm out of operator pics on my phone
>>687918333
>The Perfect Woman
>Pic Related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v2rehPAf5Y
>>687919723
Source holy shit
>>687919723
JESUS
>shinoa
>>687919091
Maybe they are being hula hooped around.
As to why they are there i blame mai.
>>687919331
>>687919680
it's quite humorous how often this has been brought up.
To clarify i wouldn't call these my rules. Just an accumulation of rules from the past.
I like nostalgia
We are never going to agree are we?
>>687919284
Didn't eat!?
B-but you need to...
>>687919803
Attempt 1 failed Galky?
>>687919909
>Didn't eat!?
>B-but you need to...
>inb4 its pointless much like life
>>687919909
He's a robot he doesn't need food
>>687919467
Be gentle.
>First time~
>>687919660
It excites you a little, doesn't it?
>I'll be sure to tell you everything ~
>>687920123
I'ma destory that~
>>687919723
I dont think Id be able to get that locally. Maybe online?
>>687919815
>>687919875
It's puddems
>>687919216
How is that a win win?!
>>687919505
What's adorable? The picture?
>>687919723
Haha, I'd be down.
And not much, leaving for work now. Gunna stop and get a cheese tortilla sandwich.
>Yes I know the name, but I like calling it that more.
>>687919331
Heil rules.
>>687919467
>Our last name is italian but am mexican
That's interesting, I've certainly heard before of NA people with italian surnames, but not mexicans.
>Maybe because I never had any mexican friend
>>687919909
>To clarify i wouldn't call these my rules. Just an accumulation of rules from the past.
And this is why they're good.
When I came here the first times, the rules were almost like Yuuko's and that's what I'd like to see in the OP, not
>Claim
>No porn
>Minimum RP
>Other rules
>>687920002
Of course.
>>687919680
In case I wasn't clear, that's what I'm watching
the main character just died for the third time and he's fucking horrible at explaining a situation
what a hopeless faggot
>>687918662
>>687918866
>>687918999
Because i think having a huge fucking block of text looks bad and adds nothing.
Because i think flying under the radar of your typical /b/ poster and mods is a smart idea, and the more text you have the more inclined people are to read it. Or at least start reading it.
And he changed the rules, not I. My rules is what the rules have been since i got here, just a little more condensed.
And on that note, I'll just drop the topic again.
It's totally non-productive, not entertaining, and not going to yield change for either side.
>>687919909
I don't need to do anything but paint.
>>687920365
>And he changed the rules, not I. My rules is what the rules have been since i got here, just a little more condensed.
Why did you even start to make threads in the first place.
>inb4 im impatient
>>687919909
couldnt find anything with cats hula hooping but this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=finUCcV6FT8
>>687920123
uh thats not what i meant
>>687920227
You have one now!
>Don't really act mexican though
>>687920215
You can definitely buy it online i know some guys on /k/ who buy meme camo have jsdf uniforms.
>>687920226
Mmhm cheese tortilla sandwiches. sounds fine to me.
I'm completely out of images
>>687920534
Oh.
I was about to point that out.
>>687920227
You're a good nazi kyouko <3
>>687920448
You need energy to fuel that creativity
>>687920561
The music is nice in this
>>687920534
Because i'm impatient and nobody else was doing it.
You already knew the answer. Why ask?
>>687920365
>Because i think flying under the radar of your typical /b/ poster and mods is a smart idea, and the more text you have the more inclined people are to read it. Or at least start reading it.
These threads have been going long since you got here. They've been fucking fine.
>>687920212
Plz no.
>Choke me~
>>687920226
I get to see you in panties and you can just blame it on your twin.
>>687920561
Code white incoming.
>heh
>>687920719
>just had a quick look
Yeah, not sure if US prices, but if it is, that would cost me over $400 to get it all surplus.
>>687920811
I'll work until I can't and then I'll do something other than work for just long enough to be able to work again.
>>687920861
Whoo boy we're sure getting lewd here arent we~
>>687920820
True. Except those times people got banned.
Or the shit posting.
We'll just ignore those two.
>>687920816
>Because i'm impatient and nobody else was doing it.
Don't you have anything else to do while waiting?
These threads aren't going to die. Someone will eventually make a thread.
>>687920219
Thanks!
>>687920226
Yes
>>687920275
How many tries does it usually take?
>>687920212
>>687920861
>
>>687920811
its alright i guess
>>687920861
uggg
What is even happening?
>>687921034
2 or 3.
Hello people, how's the night going?
>Best idol claimed
>Shit I lost one of the screws to my laptop hinge.
I mean its not a big deal now, but later it'll fuck me over, also in probably three or four months my hard drive might start dying, this computer is nearly a year old
>So young, yet so violated.
>>687921031
>Anything else to do
Sure.
>Someone will make a thread
True.
But i'm impatient and do it anyways.
Why is this so hard?
>>687920816
>i'm impatient and nobody else was doing it.
Why do you think no one else is making the threads?
>It probably has something to do with
>>687914647
>>687914630
>>687921034
You just want a show
>>687921200
Hello Maki, I'm very tired lol
>>687920961
You make yourself sound like a slave
>>687921034
smug
>>687921099
Have you recently acquired more gifs?
>>687921200
hello there
>>687921286
this is a fair point
ok back on mobile
>>687921286
Notice past tense.
Now i just do it out of habit.
>>687921244
>But i'm impatient and do it anyways.
Why are you impatient to post a picture?
I really don't understand your logic.
>>687921034
Claimed for the night niglets
>>687921407
a few. i should search for me later
>>687921130
Third times the charm as the saying goes right?
>>687921200
See
>>687917534
>>687921390
>
>>687921407
Hello gorgeous
>>687921438
You don't have to.
I prefer to think that avatar fagging is less egregious than signing the bottom of your post like people do when they don't post pictures.
I'm no mod, but that one just screams "ban me" to me.
>>687921200
Yo~
>I'm watching some animu to pass time before I get tired
>Also STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM
>Top tier ice cream.
>>687921576
more*
>>687921561
M'smugger
>>687920984
My minds telling me no.
>But my booody
>>687921099
>uggg
>drool gif
You like it
>>687921648
Vouyer.
>>687921729
>I prefer to think that avatar fagging is less egregious than signing the bottom of your post like people do when they don't post pictures.
Yes. Thats all cool. Yeah sure, but why are you impatient to post a picture?
>>687921842
no of course not
>>687920227
>im late af
>>687921648
Silly willy
>>687921842
Oh god I hate that song..
>>687922043
...
I dislike signing the bottom of my post to identify myself.
Extrapolate.
>>687921648
I guess so.
>>687921842
Indeed, mi amigo
>>687922198
>
>>687922313
I see you're not drunk tonight
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>>687920719
At the shop now. Food soon.
>>687920861
Eh?! How is that a win?!
>>687921200
Morning Maki!
>>687922313
What.
See
>>687921244
>But i'm impatient and do it anyways.
>Why is this so hard?
I'm asking why are you impatient to post a thread, or just post pictures. Are you that sad that you spam the refresh button waiting for a new thread to pop up 5 seconds after image limit has been reached?
>>687922533
You're killing me with that cuteness
>>687922664
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>>687922823
i expected that to work
>not an oldfag
>nyarko
>>687922191
You learn to love it.
>>687922198
But you like this ass.
>This tired ass.
>>687922533
What a pervert.
>I like it.
>>687922665
I know you secretly want to pose for me.
>Just like how I want to pose for you.
>Nude
>Or dressed up.
>>687921390
Yo Yuno, another exciting day out?
>>687921407
Hello Yuuko.
>>687921648
Ayy Shinoa, that's a helluva night. One leg jump? Kek, what kind of mad gains does he have? Wew too many buff people there for me.
>Jay Cutler
Fuck that guy.
>>687921742
Sounds sweet. What are you watching?
>Strawberry top-tier
That's always been a weird flavor.
>>687922665
>Morning
Hahaha, I wish. How ya doing best idol?
>>687920959
Fuck man. That sound like a bad time I'll do some looking later and see if I can find you something.
>>687921034
No problem man
>>687921561
I want to put it in Rory's butt
>>687922665
Soooon. I'm tired already fuck .
>>687922664
>>687922823
>You tried
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>>687922708
>Are you that sad that you spam the refresh button waiting for a new thread to pop up 5 seconds after image limit has been reached?
B-but I once beat Tats...
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go here i guess
no 2 threads
>>687923095
so did you kek
>nyarko
>>687923121
>B-but I once beat Tats...
Kill yourself
>>687923323
Rude.
Who is this?
>>687923667
It's not Syndra, weirdly enough.
>K
