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Waifu claim thread
Mr Belvedere claimed
>>687921864
Not fair, i want mr belvedere
Waifu claiming thread
>rules edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
Claimed.
Dio-sama...
Fucking cancer.
>>687923022
posting in epic thread.
>>687921864
Penny Claim Forever!
>Lurkmode.exe
autism
Quick I gotta post a picture or I will have a panic attack
>I'm always here
>>687922943
I aint too sore to shred dat ass~
>>687922974
Oh yeah, had the sao photoshoot, hella fun and plenty of qt sinons
>Wish I wasnt betaish to try chat with em or most had a partner tagged along already
nyarko claimed
Sigh.
>>687923222
Checking Dio-sama trips.
>>687923443
kek.
still here
and
>>687922943
love what exactly?
>>687922724
>
>>687922943
Thanks. Though I'm more of a tease
>>687922974
It was work related. Granted opening of my gym and famous body builders came. I think the CT Fletcher crew came too but I didn't see ct himself. What's so bad about the guy? He looked a lot like Johnny bravo tbh
>>687923069
Hows your day?
>>687919723
I did another look. 500 USD for the type 89 airsoft. Might take a while to get that funds together. Looking at a base cost of 600 usd for the full uniform and rifle.
Rory-sama claimed
>>687921864
i approve
Claimed.
Going to sleep now before I pass out
>the cycle continues.
>>687922533
I actually have been drinking a little. I'm sobering up though.
Probably the only reason i'm entertaining any of this questioning. Lol
Gold Schlager doesn't taste much like alcohol.
It's dangerous. Lol
>>687922708
Jesus fuck dude.
Let's run through this real slow for you.
I personally think that signing the bottom of posts is notably more likely to get you banned than when you avatar fag.
As such, i dislike when i or anybody that i like is pushed to do that when it can be avoided.
It's quite easy to make a thread, so i'd rather just make a fucking thread rather than wait for someone else to do it, thereby decreasing the number of signed posts.
Are we there yet?
Should i draw you a flow chart?
I can do it. There might be a beard on a bubble or two, but i'll fucking do it.
>>687923589
>Shinoa can't cook
I forgot about that, guessed I confused her for Akame when it came to cooking lol
>>687923496
I'll dress up as Sinon for you.
>But only in private...
>>687923575
Everythinnnnng
>>687923589
I like that too.
I need to sleeeeep.
>>687923691
Goodnight.
>lucky
>>687923524
Nyarko is shit claim
>>687923862
>>687923691
Goodnight beautiful
>>687923724
I'm not in this conversation, but i vote for flow chart
>>687923525
What are you up to?
>>687923525
Oh hey Kyouko
Have some Croissant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvf03Wdd0-0
Machine gun below me.
>>687923892
fuk u say boi ill keel u ded until u die
>>687923862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicbvWwQ_MA
>>687923993
>>687923724
Agreed, flow chart sounds like a good idea.
>>687923443
Sunshine.
>>687923862
well i dont even like a little and goodnight i think?
>>687924059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltUiJt_fUyk
>>687924059
CROISSANT
>>687924106
Oh yes.
>I'm shy, I like dressing up in private.
>>687924184
Not even just a little bit?
>Also yeah I need to sleep.
>>687923496
>Photo shoot
Nice, was this something you sign up for or people just came up to ya? Kek, you still have tomorrow to try that.
>>687923589
Ahh gotta promote the place to get the name out. Wait are we talking about the same Jay Cutler now? Does this one play football?
>Best idol claimed
>>687921864
That's a pretty good claim
>>687923193
I have a book on him, I should read it soon
>>687923485
Hey buddy
>>687923524
What dominoes show is that from?
>>687923724
Even if I'm not involved in the convo with the no pics poster:
I mean, I get the whole thing that you don't want to sign yourself because image limit, but why did you early bake last thread when I was baking the threads and I was doing it at image limit and pretty fucking fast after the limit was hit?
A thread was gonna be up once image limit was there, you wouldn't have had to post without pic.
That's my only concern.
>>687923993
Talking to friends on steam, posting in thread.
That's basically it, it's almost 8AM, guess I should sleep soon.
What about you?
>>687924059
This is art.
Croissant is our new overlord.
>>687924387
Disgusting midget.
>>687924343
The future's looking bright
>>687924324
no thats nerve racking and goodnight hope you sleep well
>>687924205
>>687924277
>>687924465
>Croissant is our new overlord.
Führer you mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzAyZCqw24k
>>687924387
Heeey
>>687924465
CROISSANTS
>>687924155
Sugar.
>>687924465
Dame, you're one hell of a night owl.
Sounds fun though. Know these fellas long?
i'm just here existing.
First there was a doctor pedo
now there's a police pedo
what the fuck is this Higurashi crap
>>687924465
"Early" by about 5 seconds.
I had just got here and had no idea who was making threads nor did i really care.
As i said before, making threads is quite easy.
I apologize if making the thread too early really bothers everyone that much. Jesus fuck. Was seriously like seconds early.
>>687924324
I can dig it!
>>687924362
Na, it was posted in facebook to meet at a spot
Tomorrows gonna be short and dead sadly
>>687923724
I don't drink
>yet
So I wouldn't know
>>687923812
Oh you've seen it before?
>>687923862
We might just be good friends and go to sleep
>>687923691
NighT
>>687924362
Body builder lol. I knew I should've said body builder jay cutler. It's not just for the gym
>>687924911
Hm?
>>687925028
Mhm, krul and shinoa are best
>tfw wanted to bride carry krul cosplayer
>Claimed
I want to make Carl make this face.
>>687924961
>nor did i really care
I dislike this mentality.
>yuuko
>>687924792
>Know these fellas long?
Well one is the Yuno poster from these threads, so not that much.
The other one is a friend of mine that I've known for almost 4 years by now, probably my best friend, even if I don't like to label people that way.
>i'm just here existing.
Hey, that's an hard task!
>>687924645
HEIL CROISSANT
>>687924499
? Explain how she's a midget, you stink of the irrational
>>687925028
Hugyrashi is an anime about some god ghost town protector that is murdering people every year at a festival, but that ghost doesn't realy exist and it's always just someone, the main character constantly dies and the story restarts in a parralel universe where different things happens, people's judgement changes but anything that have happen in the distant past stays the exact same.
there are also a doctor pedo that want's to have deep sex with a blond loli and a police pedo that wants to deepthroat a temple loli with blue hair
Nighttttt~~
Tired claim
How are you
>>687925271
HEIL
>>687925273
She's tiny
>>687925396
Night night
>>687925431
Brain dead
>>687925396
good night sweet dreams friend
>>687925273
ARE YOU BLIND YOU SICK FUCK?
I bet you have fantasies where your big erected throbbing cock pierces her stomach open while you're penetrating her vulva you disgusting peasant
>>687924645
Oh my god, this is extraordinary.
>>687925027
Ah, isn't it like the last day though? Everything should be popping then.
>>687925028
Kek, ok never mind. The other one is just a shitty quarterback, who needs be released already but I digress. What else does it promote?
>>687925271
*whistles* 4 years? dame.
You go something going for ya there.
it's a shame i started talking to you this late tonight.
I mentioned to another recently how it's a shame i know so little about you, but you'll soon be asleep.
>>687925396
Goodnight
>>687925247
>yuuko
Careful there, you could get banned.
>>687925396
See you in your dreams~
>>687925431
Tired and sore
I guess he went to sleep.
Holy fuck what was with that traffic?
>Almost ran a red light because my rhythm tonight was so screwed
>>687925804
Kek'd hard.
Oh my god
>I really wanna finish this anime tonight for no reason, like I'm just binge watching it.
>5/13
>Can I make it? Probably not!
>Will I try? You bet your ass
>Will I regret it in the morning? Hell yeah!
>>687925494
Probably gonna have a new asshole installed by my boss tomorrow but i dont care
They should have trained me better
>>687925848
How are you shipmate
>>687925804
The mod that lurks doesn't seem to care about this.
To my knowledge he was only vocal about multi-threading.
>i see the joke though, clever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-6mTdmAE-4
>>687925667
>it's a shame i started talking to you this late tonight.
It's ok, I'm always here anyways, not going anywhere for time being. And you aren't either, probably.
>I mentioned to another
I wonder who...
>I probably know.
>>687925804
You're on a roll tonight.
>>687924708
What's your waifu's name? Haven't seen her before.
>>687925230
Give him some croissants
>>687925494
Well yeah, she's tiny but in her species, it's the average, but yeah midget by our standards.
>>687925520
Uhm...I won't attempt to talk some sense into you since you're already deluded to think I'm for that. If I liked my waifu, why in the hell would I do that? Oh forgot to mention that I have no sexual fantasies of her, if that's a first.
Have you been wronged by a midget?
>>687926036
Noice
>I'm studying for my finals
>all I'm seeing are numbers and graphs
>>687926107
>>687926211
I don't get it
>>687926285
It's Hanako, from Katawa Shoujo
>>687923674
Shit man it would be a gangster as fuck costume.
>>687925879
At least you didn't crash
>>687926211
I'm almost certain you do.
Dark times.
>>687926545
it's not a one liner. There's a lot of context behind it.
>>687926285
This is the third time I explain this, but I instinctively hate midgets for reasons unknown to myself
kill yourself by the way you lying sack of shit I know very well you want to rip the area between her puss and asshole in half so that you may penetrate both holes at the same time you sick bastard.
>>687925198
Ayyeeee!
Did she look like the type to be easily picked up?
>>687925380
Sounds complex and the pedo thing though
>>687925396
Night
>>687925431
Tired as well lol
>>687925661
Frog fitness. That's all I'm saying
>>687925870
It's okay Galky
>>687926024
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT HERE!
>>687925879
I remember running a red light once
>>687926036
Shoulder is killing me, think I need a new pair of feet
>>687926545
Isnt it a little late for finals
>>687927034
How was work
>>687927071
Ya being a fat neckbeard and getting exercise for the first time in months does that
>ive been there
>>687926545
Sorry if this is going to sound rude, but the title translates to something like crippled girls; do you find her attractive for her disability? I'll respond in return, but it's pretty straight forward
>>687927034
Haha. True, I mean, without my determination, I would've never become the epic IT legend I am today
>I also wouldn't be sleep deprived but such is life on the eastern front.
>>687926024
What are you watching?
>>687925879
Wew, sounds like a Night of Fire.
>>687927034
Oh hell no. That looks very challenging.
>>687927034
I saw a clip of a loli stabbing herself in the head repeatedly until she died, so I'm watching the anime hoping to actually see that scene. I've seen it throught a premonition, at the beginning of the chapter 2 they show the scene, but it seems incomplete and in the entire chapter 2 they didn't ever mention a suicide other than a certain murderer had killed her.
I am getting more and more impatient.
>>687927034
It doesn't feel okay.
>>687927427
Half of her is burnt.
>>687926896
>I'm almost certain you do.
Dark times.
Now I'm 100% sure of it.
Nice.
We'll have time to talk anyways, don't worry about that.
>>687927598
You're in for a lot of mindfuck, Higurashi tends to do that.
It's a nice show though.
>>687925380
I bought the vn not knowing what it was about
I didnt get very far and quit
Then i seen scenes from the anime and didnt want to see the same shit but worse in the vn
>moka
>>687927427
I tried to fuck the handless girl in that cripple girl euroge
it was fun
>>687926775
Ya, got some sweet footage tonight though. And the camera was on this time!
>>687927034
I've only ever run through one once on accident. The times I was sitting at a red light for 5 minutes before running it are legal and don't count.
>>687927596
Oh boy, I feel that's a reminder to practice the lyrics.
>>687927808
But rin is garbage teir
>moka
>>687927004
Yikes man either you're throwing a real good front or you need some help. Either way can you continue to entertain me a bit more? My day was a bit mellow
You have some very detailed imagination. I envy you
>>687921864
OP keep this bumped and I'll delivar some Mr. Belvidere
You won't be sorry for long.
>>687927726
Fuck if I care about mindfuck, I'm Dio, not some random pussy faggot that goes "Uuhngnnhn muh head hurts mayn wo is al dis misteri thin nyuga is hard 4 mi lil cuntbag mind"
anyways all that matters to me is to see that suicide scene
wait what
>>687927596
Watching Mayo Chiki!
>Mostly because its funny
>but also waiting for other stuff to download like Kyoukai No Kanata and Kokoro Connect.
>also waiting for The Last Remnant which is suppose to be a good game.
>>687921864
>>687928009
OK OP here goes:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mr-belvedere-fan-club/n10256
>>687927928
I have a solid mind
see>>687928013
>>687927911
I know the blind one is way hotter.
I also considered the burn victim face,
>>687927034
The one I took a picture with, not really
The was a smaller krul but for some reason I didnt go for her
>>687927342
But I'm not a neckbear.. I'm skinny. Besides, I was talking in converse shoes.. not exactly the shoes to be walking ALL day long..
>>687927726
Good to know
For now i am off. Enjoy life.
Goodnight beautiful thread.
>>687928240
Goodnight.
look at this picture
look at it
>Barry
>>687928143
>bun bro
>>687928240
night yuuko
>>687927342
Epic
>>687927501
Jeez dude
>CENTRAL TIME ZONE BEST TIME ZONE
>>687927596
Lemme something fun about it. When holding a plank position with it, you can see what muscles weak from them shaken
>>687927598
You're watching just to see the loli stab herself?
>>687927637
:/
>>687927856
5 minutes?! Fucking hell! Dude the one time I ran a red-light was becuase I was in deep thought of what to get at mcdonolds
>>687928097
?
>>687928196
Nigga!
>>687928240
Night gorgeous
>>687928240
Goodnight Yuuko, sleep tight.
>>687928355
>Not Genji and Mercy
>>687928097
Memes
>>687928097
Aylmao
>>687928498
Tfw Mountain Time
>>687927856
Awesome I'm excite
>>687928355
Super cute!
>shinoa
>>687928240
Goodnight, lovely.
>>687928498
Yes
I have a lot of ambitions, I am simply not placing it into good use.
>>687927342
Mid-semester exams
>>687927427
There's a lot more behind the disability part. The entire game is actually a deconstruction of most disability stereotypes and VNs. The story is incredibly well done and so are the characters - Hanako is the one that impacted me the most
>>687928097
Hello there
>I still have your jacket
>>687928240
Night night
>>687928167
Emi is best
>>687928196
Ya converse arent very good shoes
>>687928498
What do you even do at work
>>687928505
How'd your day go, desu. I got a few hours of sleep and now the house is empty.
>>687928560
Memes you say...?
Really what happened with Belvedere lol
>>687928498
What's with the Belvedere lol
How are you doing?
>>687928618
Ecks as well as dee my man
>>687927637
You like 'em toasty eh? Lol, my context was that I lurked these thread enough that I wanted to be a part of and picked Tristana because it was an odd pick and went with it. No regrets so far.
>>687927808
Bet she gives a killer Phantom hand job
>>687928167
That doesn't help your case but whatever, ya hate me, ya hate me. Nothing I can do about it that would appease both of us.
>>687928097
ayaya desu
>>687927856
Ayy, the plan worked.
>>687928114
That was on the list of stuff to watch. Not familiar with the others however.
>>687928097
lolwut.
>>687928240
Sleep tight.
>>687928498
>Implying that already doesn't happened.
Since you're stretched out I guess you get a better view.
>>687928240
Goodnight Yuuko
>Purple borderline midget
>>687928498
I know! I know! I get so tired so I'm like "fuck whatev, I'll see her again"
>>687928898
I love their looks but wearing them for convention.. NOT a good idea..
>>687926775
I think its a fully functional airsoft 89 and a proper camo uniform.
Worth the cost if I can save that up in a few weeks.
>>687928887
Dubs and I steal it back desu
What's up?
>>687929003
sachiiiiiiii
I've probably used up 100 mb of this month's data cap downloading that gif
>>687929105
Hooby doobies!
What's up?
clmd
>>687928498
I may be a habitual speedy and I may like to hoon it up, but when it comes to basic laws like stopping at lights and waiting I'm generally pretty hard set on following them. The law here states that I can run it after an unreasonable amount of time. 5 minutes is pretty damn ridiculous. But I've since shortened it to a minute and a half, but haven't hit any red lights like that in a while. And Jesus, just because of McDonalds?!
>I'm a very simple and plain person, so I almost 100% of the time get the same thing
>>687928646
I'll see if I can dub over the horrid wind noise with shitty music, or if my laptop will crap out trying. If it craps out, I'll just do it tomorrow at home or something.
>>687929105
Alright alright, right after my cheese sandwich.
>>687928898
I was playing Katawa with a friend of mine, we were both doing a route of our choosing, we started by doing whatever and since we were manly men that decided to run like big boys we both ended up locking ourselves in Emi's shitty route.
I fucking hate twintails
So after we tried getting friendly with the other grills, we both saw that we constantly returned to Emi no matter what so we googled a guide and realised that we had both fucked up.
My friend called dibs on the hot blind one and I decided to either take Rin or the burn victim face because the others didn't seem very interesting. After a while of euroge fun time we never played Katawa Shoujo again.
>>687928953
Pretty boring. I can't sleep so I'm just sitting here listening to music.
>>687928993
I don't particularly like them burnt.
>>687928953
Kek.
>My boss drunk-called me. It was super awk.
>Also I have ribs that my friends made now, like, two racks.
>Lunch and dinner for a few days woo!
>Also somebody gave me a comprehensive list of animu to watch so I'm pretty much set with a list for the next month.
Oh and I'm a bit peeved, I won't be able to marry Penny ingame until after winter since you can only buy the pendant for marriage during a rainy day and it doesn't rain in the winter goddamn it.
>>687929401
The eye color is wrong?
>>687929515
What do you listen to?
>>687929572
Ribs for days! I envy you desu
How long does it take for seasons to pass in the game?
>>687929134
Get yourself some DCs they are mighty comfortable and last a while and look good
>>687929494
Nah emi is best grill
Carlos claimed
Drunken pool day.
Sun burnt now.
Blah.
>>687929754
The fuck is a DC?
>>687929877
Hot
I still vote
>>687925230
As best Husbando though.
>>687929748
Nothing specific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ty0BHsm8rc
>>687929748
All seasons last 28 days, so its not too bad
>But it sucks not having a waifu who will water and feed the animals while I go off to the mines and nearly die because "JUST ONE MORE FLOOR OH GOD ENEMIES EVERYWHERE."
But I digress, aside from that Penny is happy, and I'm making more friends in Stardew (which is making me a bit more sociable irl, I'm less afraid to approach others.)
>>687929754
Whens he said her leg thing burned or something it grossed me out a bit and thats when I decided to never try to end her route.
By the way I played Katawa Shoujo many years ago, around two months ago I showed my friend the "sanic" picture of Emi and he didn't recognise it until I said "cripple girl euroge" so the reason why I remember that she said her leg tips thing burned is still unknown to me.
>>687929283
If the rifle is a legit nice rifle it could be justified. It's a really uncommon rifle >>687929401
You gotta do wheelies and ride sidesaddle
>>687928618
How's the "high" life?
>>687928783
I'm guessing you've tried to put them to good use before?
>>687928898
Help out at the gym/warehouse
>>687928953
Today was a grand opening of the gym/warehouse and there was well known body builders here tonight
>>687929105
The resistance bands play a big part on helping you what you need to work on
>>687929134
Maybe tomorrow?
>>687929401
Damn I gotta check out what the law says about red lights in texas. Nigga, it was between, land sea and air burger or McGangBang. I chose the McGangBang
>>687929285
I'm studying for my exams
>you'll never get your jacket back
>>687929754
>Emi
You wot
>>687928887
There I go jumping to conclusions again, forgive me for I didn't know. The VN sounds outstanding. How did Hanako impact you the most apart from the other characters?
>>687929877
No hagas los puns por favor
>>687930259
I am far too selfish for that.
>>687930259
I hope I dont creep her out
>GangBang
>>687929285
>data cap
is that what happens when your a filthy pleb? :^)
>>687930015
>rip rattles
>>687929748
I told you that going by the eye color was a bad idea. A lot of artists vary up between it.
>>687930230
>Ride side saddle
I mean, if I can manage to brake without the rear, that's easily doable. Wheelies are tough on my bike, and I'm not very confident in doing them, so I haven't tried yet.
I'm positive my back end came up stopping at the light though.
>>687930259
I'm pretty sure it'll be the same thing, but remember, this is for motorcycles and does not really apply to cars I don't think.
>>687923364
Penny-anon! Good to see ya man! How's Penny's mum? I'm pretty curious
>>687921864
fucked your mom faggot. Stupid faggot
>>687930113
We have very different tastes desu, but I like it.
>>687930259
That's what the picture is about? Scary ass niggas
>>687930544
Pretty much
Family is out today so I'm gonna actually play some games since I got the house to myself.
As soon as this thread ends.
>>687930319
I will eventually desu
>>687930125
28 actual days?
>>687930767
We have almost the same eye color
Yours is like a really dark purple
Mine's violet-gray
claiming the entire Monty Python troupe for a harem
>>687930259
>Best thing about the state I live in
>Weed ban
>Except my roommate has some in a shoebox under his bed, every month or so he'll go out for "some groceries"
>The bastard doesn't shop for groceries except when he needs more weed
>But I digress he pays his rent and doesn't fuck with my garden ^^
>>687930827
Penny's mom is doing a lot better! I'm really close to getting the bus fixed, and just yesterday she cracked a joke about the Penny 4-heart event where you help clean the house and her mom gets mad
>"It's embarrassing to have a stranger clean your house..."
>"Hey Anon! How's the farm life? Maybe you'd clean my house again one of these days. Haha, I'm joking."
>>687931053
28 in game days, which 34 hours adds up to about spring through fall for the first year.
