Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
And I was late.
Dio-sama...
>>687906488
thank u beautiful babushka
can you fix my ankles though? i really want to go running tomorrow but my ankles are hurt in kill
>>687906003
like the freak show!
>am I the bearded lady or the siamesee brothers?
Or am I off with that analogy too? Also I'm not this interesting in real life. I can't speak my mind in real life. My words get jumbled. I wish I could talk to people through text or writing. My point would get across clearer.
>>687906212
Put it inside you?
>W-Well if you want to do "it" I guess it's ok...
>Your so forward tonight!
>>687906233
This is the best field of science.
>>687906476
Make sure that you do get some sleep, more sleep you get the better you can study, better you can study the better grades you'll get, the better grades you'll get the faster you can get back to running.
Last claim before bed, night.
goof
madomado
>>687906928
Goodnight Homu!
>>687906696
Penny returns once again
>Roomie had some friends over
>Shooting shit, I didn't know em too well
>They start talking about the refugees and shit
>I wanna go back to my room because introvertedness n shit
>"Anon, are you uncomfortable?" They asked
>"No I fucking hate the sandniggers."
I don't know how they reacted but they left 'bout 20 minutes ago and my roommate was laughing his ass off.
>>687906696
new thread....time to sleep!
good night everyone!! sleep tight and dream sweet, have a good sunday!!
>>687906849
Okay now you're just putting words in my mouth. Stop that!
>>687907118
I should have posted a bit before... this might have been suspicious.
>>687906928
Sleep well strangler
>>687907118
Goodnight kagami
cute image
>>687907118
Night ^^
>I'm probably not going to sleep for the next couple of hours (at least until two AM probably)
>Animu and vidya are the bane of my sleep cycle.
>>687907236
P-Put it in your mouth?
>T-Thats... Well if y-you want to.
>>687906849
>>687907064
Would you make love with an exact replica of yourself?
still here
and
>>687906849
no just nobody i know is like you from what youve told me. And i guess we will keep typing then.
>>687906891
>This is the best field of science.
I agree
>more sleep you get the better you can study, better you can study the better grades you'll get, the better grades you'll get the faster you can get back to running.
Solid logic...
I should sleep then...
Night everyone!
>>687907512
Nope.
>>687907118
Goodnight Kagami!
>Mirai? You here friend? Please be here....
>>687907512
Only if I wore a bag over my head.
>Or a mask.
>>687907565
Nobody is like me, but maybe the "me" you know is just an act. Who knows?
>I certainly dont.
>>687907064
>>687907644
Goodnight Best Bro.
>>687907426
Stop twisting my words around!
>>687907512
That would be more like making hate
>>687907644
Sleep well you beauty!
>>687907426
I put effort into that one.
>>687907778
well im ok with that. Its not like i put myself out there either
>>687907848
that wont stop them. trust me
>>687907512
>I'd buttfuck myself.
>Its masturbation!
Junkrat is such a shit pile.
>>687907848
Twist t-them!?
>Oh my, so lewd! If you really want me too...
>>687907999
I like it
>>687908012
I hope this me is real. If it's not I don't know what I am.
>>687907512
I will not unleash my ego upon you guys as not too scare you away, but very much so yes.
>mobile shiro
>>687908143
>>687908180
Gay.
>>687908012
I know, I'm amused at least. If I wasn't, I'd have stopped replying already.
>>687908143
Wait, twist what?!?!
There is a lot of animal abuse on /b/ atm
I'm not a fan.
>>687908474
Spike.
>>687908697
My cat didn't like it either~
>>687908627
You want to wait? So well do it later?
>On our honey moon?
>YOUR PROPOSING?
>>687908424
What is the red?
>>687908697
Animal abuse is bad, m'kay?
>>687909005
>>687908143
well its nice to talk to you anytime i can
>>687908697
yeah it sucks
>>687909040
Ehhhhhh?! How do you get to that conclusion?!
>attempt 1
>>687909040
I like to call it "A possibly scandalous red spot"
>>687909137
>>687908837
Holstaur.
>>687909329
Goodnight and good luck!
>>687909329
See you in a little bit.
>>687909141
I like talking to you guys too.
>I can almost pretend.
>>687909308
Contraction?
>You're pregnant?!
>>687909414
Ohhh sounds so
>scandalous.
>>687909450
Not.
>>687909329
I wish upon you luck in sleeping.
>Shiro
>>687909564
Those aren't even the right words anymore!
>>687909329
See you in 10 minutes.
Massive shit claimed
>>687909564
Claimed
>>687909825
Great, another fucking shit tier waifu is claimed, like I wasn't getting tired of all these tasteless bufoons.
Claiming this
>>687909570
Yes.
>>687909730
Witty and provocative word play.
>Nice boobs.
>>687910073
Maybe.
>>687909981
> baby.Rar claimed
Miho claimed
>>687909911
I seen someone use this at the range.
>>687910268
Thx for respond to my waifu
This one available now
>>687909758
I just found something of interest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rmjEwAT5q4
>>687910102
>>687910102
I don't know about provocative, unless you have a preggo fetish....
Claiming the newspaper in this pic and all other newspapers with Chortle in headline
>>687909564
i dont really know what to say to that but i hope you find some people you are happy with
>>687910709
Claimed
>>666
>>687910846
fuck, i was gonna claim that one
>>687910671
That's one thing I'm not into, I always imagine the baby being poked in the face and it weirds me out.
>Nice panties.
>>687910761
I'm happy with you guys.
>>687910460
>Top kek.
>>1234567890
>>687910460
That manly voice then "Am I really that different from every other teenage girl?"
Oh I am laffin
>>687910998
>shitposting some 3D trash.
>You got a lot of nerve buddy.
all of your waifu are belong to me now.
>>687911015
Some faggot wants to shut down this site
>>687910307
>>687911015
White people claimed
>>687911102
Pfffft, I've never thought of it that way.
>>687910248
100%
>>687911193
>i am laffin
>using that pic
You're from that thread earlier today aren't you?
>>687910460
Whats in the box?
>>687911102
>>687911405
23 juices
>>687911102
i mean like real people. i know i would like more of that
>not raining
>but too wet to go for a stroll
>fuck rain
Jenny claim
>>687911323
>>687911515
Milk Drinker.
>>687911554
>>687911364
100% maybe. So there's a chance I'm actually having conversation with myself.
on computer now
>>687911675
Damnit Japan stop READING MY MIND
>>687911660
>>687911512
Can i have one?
>>687911373
I'm in every thread.
>>687911328
Yeah, that is not my fetish.
>Cuties dressed up in maid outfits with thigh highs and stripped panties is.
>Also bondage.
>>687911546
I'll never have real people close to me. I push them away after a while, it takes some real effort on my part to not do that.
>>687911886
>>687911675
replace ass with dick and you'd be spot on
>>687911711
Didn't you know that 4chan is just 3 guys samefagging really hard?
>>687911811
All yours my friend
>>687911776
Isn't it late for you?
>>687912024
Claim
>>687911660
>>687912088
Now i have milk and juice
>>687912007
maybe one day right?
>>687912343
>>687912090
So very. I normally go to sleep around 8/9 my time. Like 1130 now.
I am lying in bed, under the covers. So I might pass out.
shit what did i miss
>>687912007
Real people are difficult. I agree.
>>687906696
>late claim
>>687912531
Yes, Africa is horrible.
>>687912603
' claim non lifting kid
>>687912007
>>687912710
>because you were busy getting destroyed in duck game
:^)
>>687912543
I love her leggings
>>687912862
fok off m8 ill fukin bash ye hed in i swere on me mom
>>687912807
> 8=Dcopter claimed
>>687912543
still dont understand why her eyes are blue
>>687912862
>Duck Game? More like
>Jesus fucking christ who lit the stage on fire.
>>687912363
Set for life.
>>687912712
But you're great!
>>687912418
Nope. I do it on purpose.
>I can't be with people very long because then I begin to fear I won't live up to their expectations of me, so I try to be complete garbage most of the time, and the people I hang out with don't expect much. But as I hang out with them they see I'm not completely garbage. That's when I have to push them away.
>>687912603
Yeah. Relationships should come with a instruction manual.
>>687912807
Any of these sparking your artistic side?
>>687913120
No I'm not. You wanna see something terrible?
>>687913095
This is a 100% accurate assessment
What you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5JqPxmYhlo
>>687913120
>Your
>>687913226
The sounds of DM getting destroyed at duck game
>renge
>>687906696
>>687913217
I sure would!
I know it wont be you.
>>687913230
What?
i was right.
>>687913092
Fan art.
Only explanation.
>>687913226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmA9fRsBUwo
>>687913186
Nothing big, pretty much just the usual moustaches and repeating the dio cock flavor.
I liked the "welcome to DIO's house" one though.
>>687913092
it's called artistic expression you dip
>>687913230
> ur
>>687913402
It is me.
>>687913478
>ITS A MEME YOU DIP
Why is she so perfect
>>687909911
Rolling to steal
>>687913698
Global Rule 15
>>687913221
Please heal my ankle so I can go for run tomorrow.
>Shiro
>>687913698
>>687913698
>>687913541
Huh, so this is what you had in mind.
Never been the artistic type. It looks better than most other modern art.
>>687913455
I liked it too, but that was her on the outside so Dios house was outside.
>>687913698
cuz ur acoustic
/fred
>>687913698
MODSMODSMODSSSSSS
Claiming this powerade turkey
>>687914035
looks good
>>687913818
I wish I could Shiro. How badly is it hurt?
>renge
>>687914098
>>687913186
well i think you are nice
>>687913412
yeah that makes sense
>>687913962
That's everything and everyone is Dio's possession.
>>687914276
>>687914276
>>687914276
>>687914276
>>687914276
>>687913784
Reroll
>>687913927
You said you wanted to see my paintings.
