Waifu claiming thread.
>It will be done my lord
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Execute Order 66
Shinoa claimed
>>686713673
>Obligatory that's impossible because you're the cutest.
>only mildly drunk
Nurse-chan claimed
Obligatory claim
>>686713894
Never gonna end, like your immense cuteness.
>eternal pats
Hanako route on Katawa Shoujo is giving me them feels, but I shall prevail. What's everyone else doing?
out of all the fucking things in the whole world to give me feels it's K-On
i don't understand why either
still here
>>686712498
Is everyone here from the Americas?
>>686714107
Its what ya love man
>>686713864
is that order where i take a shower??
because that's what im doing
>>686713864
Show me Shinoa legs!
Deputy Shizuru demands it
Miho claimed
>>686713109
>cancer
>
>>686713203
Im trying not to.
>>686713273
>>686713428
Thanks....
>>686713556
>hugs back
>>686713344
- >>686712197
>>686713238
Sh-shut up
>>686714104
Don't fuck it up
one hour left ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
>>686714126
Got one for you.
>Miho
>>686714148
Ausfag here.
>>686714086
Yuuko
>>686714090
>smooth
Goddammit what do you want from me?!
>accepts eternal pats forever
>>686714104
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFaykfCRlU
>>686714245
it's okay, it's sweet what goes on!!
>>686714341
use the time wisely!!!
still alive you guys cant kill me
Milinda claim
>>686713894
That's okay. Just let me know!
>>686714220
How are you friend?
>>686713673
>Glad you got through the move safe and sound
>the move safe and sound
>safe and sound
I live in South Hayward. I live right around the corner of the hood. I literally sit in fear of my house being broken into almost every night.
I'm also starting to have hallucinations.
>>686714086
Hey there.
claimed
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Goddamnit I love taking the metro at night.
>>686714148
Some people are from other places: Lebanon, Belgium, New Zealand, Australia, et cetera.
I personally live in North America.
>>686714086
Yuuko-chan
>>686714444
>
wew lad
>>686714549
Isn't the metro at night full of niggers?
>>686714444
>QUADS CONFIRM REMODEL
>>686714245
>XXX
l...lewd
>I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME JERRY
>FUCK ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4ZhtkEENL0
>>686714086
Hello gorgeous
>>686714089
Haven't seen you in some time
>>686714341
Got you
>>686713673
Please tell me it's the 28
>>686714200
Kek
>>686714202
Cause you're fellow July baby
>
>>686712902
>Can't talk
0-100 real quick
Good luck man.
>>686713299
Cool, 15th for me.
>>686713556
That's even sweeter of you! Gahh, you're so nice man. Still, can't let you go through the hassle. Not for me.
>Yes, just this once <3
>Best idol claimed
>>686714390
Sunshine
>>686714524
Hello sugar plum
Hallucinations huh. What an interesting hobby
>>686714550
Miho
>>686714740
Beautiful smug
>>686714067
moo
Claiming
>>686714499
Feeling like shit. Was out Ubering and lost my voice and starting coughing really hard. Lucky no one was in the car when i started coughing. I don't need bad ratings.
You feeling better tonight?
>hugs
>Cold shower
>Mom turns on the ac
Thanks..
>>686714914
Least you have AC
>>686714245
Already starting taking my antidepressants again because of this game, don't know what I do if I fuck up with Hanako. Just got past the panic attack whatever scene, that shit hurt.
>>686714444
Nice quads, but stop that!
peaches is bangable
>>686714180
I don't know man there's just something about it
It might be seeing how Yui "grew up"throughout the series or it might just be that some of the songs from K-On give me some feels
>>686714914
time to teach her a lesson
hi!!!!1112
>>686714549
The wide variety of time zones on at once always impresses me. I just moved back to North America.
>>686714678
That doesn't particularly bother me.
Seattle has a large homelessness problem, however, which happens to be entangled in a vicious circle with mental illness, meaning you've got to watch out for the people who are unstable. Usually though, most people are unnecessarily rude to the homeless, and even to the mentally ill. They make good conversation partners, even if a little odd sometimes.
That being said, I was all alone this time around. My city is in the suburbs, so everyone who's using the bus to get home will do it early, leaving me to travel on my own.
>That was some long-winded unimportant info, sorry
>>686714086
>>686714820
Fluffy Hair.
>>686714220
Good.
>>686714872
>There's no Uber for motorcycles
Life's not fair.
QOTT: how many of you would admit knowing this song?
Cause I do
https://youtu.be/_7jgED8UOxY
>>686714754
Awww sick just one week ahead. I will make sure not to forget!
>>686715020
OR it could be both and together they fuck up your feels
>>686714467
>>686714740
spending the time browsing waifu :o
>>686714740
Weathers been good so I've been stuck working 10-14hr days. Been too tired to browse lately
>>686713673
Smoking a metric shit-tonne of weed, watching Star Trek, and ogling dem waifus wit dem tig bitties.
>>686715166
never heard of it
>konata
I set my hair on fire and it smells like shit.
>>686714987
I dont even use it
>>686715042
No.. she owes me money, I'll never get it back if I did something like that
>>686715166
>Meet n Fuck
That's all I hear from others.. I.. heard it from elsewhere
>>686714754
Well thats too bad. I will make it happen. If you cant accept that, I will go all out. Borrow a helicopter from work and pick you up myself with it.
>Okay, but only cause your so damn cute... <3
>>686714872
Im sorry about that friend. I hope you feel better soon!
Im doing amazing! Made it home for my birthday and am now probably way too drunk... kek
>>686715217
gtfo
>>686714499
Alright!
>>686714702
WOOP WOOP
>>686714995
Just preparing ya fot dem feels
>>686715166
Never heard of it
>>686714067
>Lies, look in the mirror.
>>686714086
Lovely Sand Dove.
>>686714444
Well, those quads are a good start. But having your cute/wonderful self here is an even better one I'd say.
>>686714820
How are you besides drunk?
>>686714822
How's the ride?
>>686715209
Aw I really can't say I understand since I've worked for 12 hours from time to time but I wish you good health
>>686714740
Huzzah! Legs acquired! Nice.
>>686714702
Look chief i did it!
>>686714820
Interesting? No. Terrifying? Yes.
>>686714357
Thank you!
I don't know why it's such a small resolution though..
>>686714820
What have you been up to?
>>686715412
Dammit!
>>686715217
gtfo you and your stupid sword
>>686715409
v v v v v v v v
>>686715228
What have you been up to?
>>686713273 (Shinoa)
Congrats to you then!
>>686713556 (Mili)
If it were a regular day, I'd properly toast you and give you a druid's blessing. Give me some time and I'll set something up, though
>>686714997
I whole heartedly agree
>>686715122
>large homelessness problem
>mentally unstable homeless people
You sure you don't just have a zombie outbreak
I don't think I could live in the big cities. Way too hot and much too crowded. Is it cold where you are? Do you get snowstorms?
>>686715166
I am absolutely sure I heard this song somewhere before but I'm not sure where
>>686715166
I actually have never heard this.
Is there something about it that would make someone ashamed to admit to knowing it, or-?
Honestly, it's very repetitive, and has little variation, a single eleven-second riff with a generic hip-hop beat in the background. Would make good for someone to rap or sing over. On it's own? Maybe if I'm trying to focus on a paper or something.
>inb4 this is a joke, and I just gave honest criticism
>I may dumb, but I'm not stupid
>>686715304
Git gud.
>>686715409
>I do all the time and I can rest assured you're cuter.
>>686715142
Shit i had 5 girls in my car tonight. Cant do that on a bike. It also pays like ass a real job is better.
>>686715166
Never heard it before.
>>686715318
Then give it to me.
>>686715322
Good that your home. And drinking and MEDs are bad Mkay
>>686715228
>Star Trek
>Not watching Star Wars
How dare you have your own preference. Glad you're enjoying yourself, wonderful.
>>686715589
v v v v v v v v ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>686715647
Pfft, whatever you say, Cowgirl.
>pats softly
>>686715673
Where you at den
>>686715440
What have been dreaming up in that beautiful head of yours?
>>686715459
I did many things today.
Yet it was still mostly boring. Huh
weird.
How about you miss cutesy posting?
>>686715409
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
>>686715399
WHOOP?
ICP?
U DOWN WITH THE CLOWN N FAYGO BRUH?
>>686715438
>pat
you did good. you did very good
>>686714914
>cold showers make my boobs bigger fuck you yuno
>>686715020
hi mugi
>>686715792
Im in VA Nigga.
>>686714544
N O T I C E D
>>686714702
Sure thing. How do you want me to go about it?
>>686714740
What's order 66?
>>686714995
When the time comes, DON'T MESS IT UP. Think very carefully with your decisions.
>>686715826
Still dosent make your ass any less brittle
>>686715963
Sucks for you hombre, im way the fuck in texas
>>686715616
No worries friend, Just seeing you here and okay is more than enough for me. If you really want to do something for me, Get better. Cheer up and turn those bad things you've been struggling with into distant memories. My birthday wish is to see you be happy and get better.
>>686715673
Yeah
>Its my birthday, cut me some slack. kek
>>686715793
Boring day huh?
Is it Saturday or Sunday for you?
If it's Saturday you could make up for it if you wanted.
I've been good, just hanging around here, looking for gifs, and watching Youtube. Not much else
>>686715826
yo
where's Galko lol
>>686715631
Snowstorms? Nah, we've had a bit of a climate change recently, but it's returning to normal. Our summers for the past four years have been increasingly hotter, along with our winters, however this winter was rather cold, even if it yielded little snow. So here's hoping our summer is as chill as usual too.
>I forget people don't know about Washington weather
It's very rainy here. We get a surprisingly small number of inches of rain as the year goes on, but it's spread out so that at any given day there's a good 50 - 60% chance it's going to at least sprinkle a bit.
How is the climate over there, by the way?
I've been meaning to ask that, I don't know if I have already.
>>686715412
Pretty good. It started raining half way to work, so I didn't really get to push the tires at all. Didn't feel like sliding out after just getting them, ya know?
Trying out a new air silencer on the camera as well. Instead of a napkin tied onto it I'm using a broken popsicle stick and a peice of clothe strapped with rubber bands! We'll see how it turned out.
>>686715673
I know, but for single person rides, I think it could work very well. Don't you think there'd be a market for a sort of motorcycle taxi service? Of course the riders of it would have to be tested tat they can handle a passenger of course.
>>686716062
You suck. Next time i go back to Texas im taking that shit.
>>686715438
Good jab
>>686715616
Yay!
>>686715631
A familiar game?
>>686715638
It's from a game on new grounds
>>686715999
Execute the jedis
>>686715166
>Meet n Fuck
>Those years on Newgrounds
Wew laddy.
>>686715182
Likewise man. June master race!
>>686715304
What about the taste?
>>686715322
And you say I'm the qt between us. Kek, it could be the alcohol talking but don't put your job in danger for me princess. Gah, you're so adorable though!
>Thank you <3
>>686715409
Thank you
You're really too kind!
>>686715826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2gFj3oFRcI
>>686715793
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3
<3<3
<3
>>686716327
Likewise, lovely. No need to thank me for just stating the obvious.
>>686716229
Titties probably has things to do.
I still need to watch that anime
.>>686716283
YO HOLD UP THAT BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES
>Please tell me it wasn't a meet n' fuck game
>Please
>shame
Desu Desu Desu Desu
>>686716168
Boring? na.
Was most interesting day so far this year
YOU STILL ARE VERY INTERESTING QT
>>686716304
It tastes like the fallen embers from my fallen foes.
Fallen
>>686716427
>>686716445
Kingdom was the best
>>686716627
>>686716427
>
Is everyone here drunk?
>>686716137
Just worried about your heal is all.
>>686716251
When i get a ride request it does not tell me how many people im picking up. It could be 1 or 4 people. I have no idea until I get there.
>>686716445
Hm, if not MnF then I'm confident it was some sort of porn game.
>shame increases
I haven't even been on Newgrounds though in like a billion years goddamn.
>Hay guise remember Egoraptor
>Egoraptor from NEWGROUNDS guise
>>686715999
Nice trips. Is it just me or is this far slower than Emi's route? Think I've been on same act for about about two hours now.
going to sleep gnight
>>686716721
>kisses
>>686716445
yeah he's probably just busy
I'm just not sure because I haven't seen him and I have no clue why he hasn't been on
>>686716627
>Excited hands
>>686716721
Probably.
![[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png](https://i.imgur.com/OPTlMGG.jpg "[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png")
>>686716304
Dude summer is like the best month for birthdays isnt it?
>>686716787
Goodnight friend!
>cuter than dicks claim
>>686716787
Sleep well ice queen
>>686715760
I only speak the truth.
>>686716930
>>686716731
I know how it works right now. I'm imagining an app for it that you have the option to select "Bike: Single passenger" and it would notify a bike rider. I think it could be a neat prospect.
>>686715793
This is going to sound really childish, but here I go.
I mostly imagine hands and human figures in the dark. When I'm in my kitchen I think that there's someone in my garage. (There's a door to my garage in my kitchen)
>>686716137
Need some coffee with all that sugar? Jeez.
And don't worry about the drunk posting. If you don't remember anything, I can claim anything, hah.
>>686717020
>>686716427
>
>>686716876
Hey Chuuni, what's up?
>>686716627
>YOU STILL ARE VERY INTERESTING QT
Woah. Aha, alright then, I don't really understand how I am interesting. But thank you. I guess.
>>686717020
>Spooked
>>686715999
>checked
Thanks Hanako, I notice your trips
>>686716241
Your weather sounds a lot like ours
Climate is cold winter, soft summer and that's how I like it. Snow falls every year at least a few weeks though it never lasts long. Blizzards have become more frequent in the last decade so that's just my luck. I've been in love with snowstorms ever since I got lost in one. I thought I was going to die, but it was so beautiful man. Life changing near death experience. I love the cold, and winter is about 1/2 of the year. Temperatures rarely climb higher than 10°C, and in the summer the hottest it gets is 30°C, which I can't stand? It rains 300 days here. Because of a combination of factors the weather in Belgium is extremely unpredictable.
>>686716283
Oh yeah now I remember. I will proudly admit I know it
Magic book was fun for once but it got dull very quickly. Once you had seen it, you'd seen it
Do you know they actually made sequels?
>>686716725
Nope, don't even have alcohol in my apartment, I don't think.
>I'm sure my roommate has some in his room
Also, on a related note, my pot dealer sort of disappeared off of the face of the planet, and I don't know where he went, but I am all out of weed, so-.
>>686716859
>why he hasn't been on
He was on just the other night, if you meant like that. Other than that, I haven't seen him.
>>686716721
Gender is a social construct
Our children will be beautiful ~
>>686716725
nevr~
>>686716943
You are a good anon cow.
>>686717063
>hands
oowww you have great taste in demons
This sounds quite ordinary from a young spry woman like yourself. Live alone?
>>686717178
YES
>>686716855
Here we go
>>686716283
And who exactly are the Jedis of this thread?
>>686716777
It's a little longer. Lilly's is the longest tho
>how'd you do on Emi's?
>>686716787
Sleep tight.
>>686716725
Not me.
>>686716627
Poetic. Now what if we add some spice?
>>686716876
Hell yeah it is!
>Nice weather
>On break
>Travelling is easier
The list goes on and on.
>>686716304
Thats because you are <3
My boss wouldn't even care. He told me I can use it anytime. We have 3 of them anyways.
>I will come get you. We are going to go snowboarding.
>Your welcome <3
>>686716731
Thanks friend. Don't worry about me, You focus on getting better!
>>686717078
That was smooth as fuck... kek
>I can claim anything
You mean like you did last time? kek
In all honesty though, I meant what I said. Im not drunk enough to be saying things I don't mean. I really do wish for you to get better.
>>686717283
>>686714086
>>>>>mildly drunk
Haha.. Yuuko, you're pretty adorable like this
Well, I'm glad not everyone is drunk.
>>686717283
Still not as good as you guys.
>>686716000
>trips
>
>>686716327
Y not zoidberg
>>686716229
how you been moog?
>>686717443
I'll just add the sugar and everything nice
>>686717555
But you're all always adorable here.
>>686717593
this is a bad first impression.
>>686717168
Looking for wallpapers on /w/ but I dont see anything I like really but I am gonna keep the search on
>>686717443
>Cute pic
I just like it because I can have pool parties!
>>686717168
>It never ends
>pats more
>>686716943
>pats even more softly
Soft cow.
>>686717283
Oh. I live with my niece.
![Screenshot_2016-05-29-02-20-34[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b4EXbiR.png "Screenshot_2016-05-29-02-20-34[1].png")
>>686717049
Yeah i dont see them adding that to the rider app. The only 2 that are not listed on mine is Black and Select.
>>686717439
I got the good ending for Emi. God damn was it rewarding.
>>686716855
>
>>686717758
>>686717207
I didnt replay with that pic.....
>>686717805
Oh that's right. The little qt.
You're so kind to look after the little one.
Children are a joy when they're not being disgusting.
I've already been here too long.
Must....rest...for early wake tomorrow...
WHY
Goodnight beautiful anons here.
You guys don't give yourself enough credit.
>>686717593
Why would you not be drunk on a saturday night?
I'm still slightly inebriated from the drinking games earlier
>>686717838
Oh, I know they won't. But it would be cool as fuck. I'd consider Uber as a second side job I could do if older model cars could be used. But they're tight asses on car regulations.
>>686718151
I knew you were tired.
Night.
>>686717758
It's been so long since I watched that show
>>686717778
Good luck my dude, you'll find a great one soon!
>off by one
>>686717784
Will it ever?
>accept pats
>>686717207
ohho
>>686716787
Night
>>686717212
I don't think so. My fav was kingdoms
>>686717439
Lol I'm just saying for fun
>>686717946
Forgot to say it's me
>>686718151
Sleep fast Yuuko
Wouldn't want you tired for tomorrow would we?
>>686718000
Shit I downloaded it
>>686717784
Fluffy Cow.
>>686718151
Goodnight.
>>686718151
Goodnight, Sand Dove.
Sleep warm and well.
>>686718348
Only if ya want it to.
>>686718620
Poofy cow.
>>686718348
Ayyy I found a decent Space Patrol Luluco one I think I shall use it. Or that pic you keep posting its too much for my heart
>>686717212
We usually hit about 10°C to 18°C at any given point in the year, with the exception of winter, where we'll be between -6°C and 4°C
Summer we usually fall between 18°C and top out at 35°C.
I remember one particularly hot summer, I got violently ill for many weeks. Couldn't stay hydrated for whatever reason, no matter what I did, and there was no real fix, so just had to take it like a champ. Hottest day that summer was 45°C.
I certainly don't want to wish that snowstorm event on myself, but I always imaged that would be how I want to go. I've spent some time up in the mountains, as a teenager and I can say with certainty snowstorms are quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed.
>It rains 300 days here
Time to move over there, goddamn.
I love the rain, and I can't imagine ever being sick of it. It's really pretty.
>>686718220
Its 05 up and has to be a 4 door or SUV/Van. I saw someone tonight in a 4 door jeep wrangler. Just get a 06 civic or something with good mpg and cheap replacement parts.
>>686717448
You need to feel better more then me. People need you when you fly the helicopter.
>>686718165
That's too bad.
>>686717765
Stopped drinking for a while. It was to the point where I didn't enjoy it any more. Sleeping pills are okay, I guess, though. Plus, it's a little late to get started.
>>686717448
It's a talent of mine, heh. And yes, exactly like last time.
back!!!
>squeaky clean edition
>>686718685
Warm cow.
>>686718839
That's the thing, all the cars I'd want are '04 and below. Don't have spare money to throw around like that unfortunately.
>>686718955
ah!!!!! h-here! take it!!
>>686718945
Cozy cow.
>>686717448
>Says the nicest person between us
Come now friend.
Are you sure? Kek, this is something completely out of the ordinary though.
>Not apposed to the idea princess, but finding time would be hard. Also I will not let myself be a burden to you <3
>>686717778
Thanks fam. Every Rikka pic is cute. Ayy pool parties are fun, unless you can't swim :^)
>>686718151
>>686717765
Kek, sleep tight man.
>>686718685
It's entirely up to you, handsome
>>686718754
Nice!
That's one of my favorite pics~
This one is too
>
>>686718898
I somehow read "Cheeki Breeki"
>I'm too sleepy kek
>>686718151
Thank you! Goodnight!
this little charmer from hell girl, i think it maybe the eyes
>>686719089
Happy cow.
>>686718151
Good night
>shinoa
>>686719012
You can find my 08 lancer for like 5k or less. Parts are a little $$$$ but its a cheap car with good MPG.
>vroom
>>686719190
Pfft, I don't mind doing it all, adorable.
>>686719271
Hot cow.
>>686719098
Luckly for me I can plus my pool isnt very deep so its not like you can sink anyways
>>686719190
Just gonna mash em together and make them one awesome wallpaper!
>Rikka
>>686719390
What a kind hand~
>>686719563
Really? You'll have to send me this!
>Amatsu
>>686719734
What a cute Anon.
>hand
>>686719563
Then you'd have to save me kek. How deep we talking? 6 feet?
>Maki
It just dawned on me my mom drinks 1.8 gallons of 8% a night. How is she not dead yet? I know 8% is pretty light shit, but that's nearly two gallons a night for past month or two.
>Shiro
>>686717957
>crawling in my crawl
>>686718348
It's been so long since i watched futurama too.
had so many good episodes.
>nagato
