Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Legs edition!
>>686719308
Hmmm, if I went with a Lancer, it'd have to be an Evo. Other models look so bland...
>>686719734
Give me a day I can have it done tomorrow it wont be the best but I will try
>>686719925
Nahhh like 4 and a half feet dude
Obligatory claim.
15 minutes left ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
>>686719829
Not as cute as Hand!
>>686719957
Episodes? The whole show was great!
>>686719253
Thought that was Yuuko from xxxHOLiC.
A little bummed.
I remember reading about Hell Girl as a kid, is it any good?
>Shiragami Youko claimed
Milinda claim
>>686718839
And people depend on you for a ride. You need to get better too.
>>686718872
kek just don't let Shinoa see that... She would torture me for all of time... kek
>>686719098
Yeah im sure! It would be awesome! I would land in your front yard! Make your neighbors jealous... kek
>You? A burden?
>NEVER would you be a burden to me sweetie <3
Rory-sama claimed
Still slightly here.
>>686720294
If it's done by you, it's gonna be great! <3
>>686720277
>lancer evo
wait... like a X?
if you're gonna get a evo try to find an older MR with no mods.
>but im more into subarus personally
>>686720330
it was a golden show
>>686720369
rory.
Playing swbf2 at the moment
>>686720189
kagami claimed
>>686720329
one last happy birthday!!!!
>>686720330
You're right, you're far cuter.
>>686718863
Opps
>>686719390
Horny cow.
>>686720369
>leg edition
>uses Rory's least leg of leg gif
claimed
>>686720464
Disco Megu
>>686720614
>better?
How is everyone?
This chaos, it defies imagination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk24UKKI4yY
>>686720569
Pleasure hands.
>>686720464
That pic should be your lurking pic~
>>686720329
>tfw it's the 29th in my timezone
>>686720529
No, the coca-cola Santa is by far the cutest thing ever!
>Sorry Hand, it's only business
>>686720781
>nice legs
Curie claimed.
I think I am falling out of love with Curie, but I dont want to. There is no real or fake woman to replace her, and withour a female to kinda think about I guess I dont have any motivation. I still like her. But the feeling is getting less intense. Is that normal? I dont like it. Pls halp
>>686720463
Video editng I think I am alright but phot editing is just okay, I will do my best though
>>686720842
I am doing okay, just blasting the Weezer and talking to the waifu bros
>>686720889
its the 29th in most timezones, its 1150 here ;-;
>konata
Akiko claimed
>>686718544
>Shinoa
Nono, they made at least 2 sequels, I've played them
>>686718791
>Shira
I love rain, snow even more
It takes the heat away and gives you an excuse to stay indoors.
>I certainly don't want to wish that snowstorm event on myself
It was bad, could've killed me for sure but I was found in time
Here's how it happened
>be me, somewhere between 9-11
>January, pit of winter like we call it
>snowing, snow is already a good 30 cm thick
>be playing alone outside our house before dusk
>It's starting to get windy, little me having the time of his life doesn't notice
>It's getting really dark and the wind cuts deep
>decide it's time to go back home
>I can't see 10 feet ahead of me, only a swirling vortex of white
>I just start walking in a straight line in the direction I think is home
>After walking way too long I finally realize I went the wrong way
>realize I'm lost in a blizzard
>First I panic of course
>Then I just lie down in the snow
>I look at the snowstorm in utter awe
>knew I was going to die but strangely okay with it
>probably because of the hypothermia
>Time passes, I get sleepy
>Hear voices and see light
>Every snowflake reflects and lights up
>InThisISeeBeauty.jp
>I snap back to consciousness
>Mom and dad calling out to me with a flashlight
>I get up and call out to them
>They find me, bring me home
They told me I was a shade of blue. I'm pretty sure I came to terms my mortality that day. That experience is burned into my memory. I can't put the feeling I had into words. Something between awe and tranquility I suppose
> I can say with certainty snowstorms are quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed.
That be true
>>686720889
Legs?
Miho claimed
>>686720277
I have a GTS. Mine has paddle shifters, built in GPS and Bluetooth. With the rockfosgate sound system.
>>686720842
Doing fine, lovely. Not much going on right now.
Just cropped some annoying watermark out of a cool background. So a nice night so far.
You?
>>686720889
>Sorry Hand, it's only business
You're right, someone as cute as you should be handled very professionally.
>>686720842
good!! how about you koto???
>>686720359
She wouldn't tease you if your responses weren't so freakin' cute
>>686720884
Pleasured cow.
>>686720464
X is the EVO 10. He will still be paying over 20k for that car. And a stock WRX STI is better for the money.
>>686720781
Better.
>>686720889
Nice.
>>686720977
Legs!
>>686720977
>legs
>>686720923
Happened to me before, just know you gotta stay dedicated, and remember why she was so special the first time you saw her. What made her stand out amongst others?
>>686720961
I trust ya
I will treasure it no matter how it turns out!
>>686720977
Legs!
>>686721043
Goddammit Hand
Will I ever win against you?
>>686721283
>you too
>>686721315
>legs
>>686721269
Cow cuddles.
>>686721536
Pfft, there's no winning against someone like you.
>>686720687
>disco megu
wrong ship girl rory :X
>>686720889
I should make it my lurking pic, but its really big
>>686721279
>x is the evo 10
i know, but theres a ton of evos besides the X
was just making sure.
>stock wrx sti is better for the money
oh i know, but some people love their evos
>>686721609
>legs
>>686720923
it is!! it happens, even with irl relationships, you've just got remember back to why you loved them in first place, and don't stop loving them, no matter what
>>686721191
C-Cute? W-What are you saying Mirai?
>
>>686721642
How are you Handy?
>>686721372
Well I really like girls with short hair, I just think it makes them more adorable. A blonde broke my heart so I like girls with dark hair, I also really like girls that have happy personalities amd are innocentish. Also european accents are a plus, I love her french accent. And ingame she calls me my love and always tells me she loves me and how important I am. Really makes me feel good. I think this is helping.
>>686721642
Cuddle cow.
>>686720294
>4 and a half feet
Oh, kek well never mind.
>>686720359
Haha, they'd probably just yell about the lawn and not even care.
>Hnnggg <3
I hope you know that that feeling is mutual. How can one person be so lovable though?
>>686720467
THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN A COMMAND POST.
>Best idol claimed
>>686720781
Now you're thinking like a winner!
>>686720923
>Lying down
>Sleepy
>Hear voices
>See light
Mate you were about to straight-up fucking die
I've had a bundle of near-death experiences, but all of them really pale compared to that.
>>686721721
>legs
>>686720980
How are paddle shifters? Aunt has a dual clutch, and I was thinking of trying out the semi-manual mode. I think hers has them as well.
>>686720923
Completely normal. We milk things for all they're worth, and then discard them. You're bored.
ATTENTION BERNIE SANDERS FAGGOTS, I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER:
BERNIE SANDERS IS A SCAM AND A FRAUD
HE HAS NO INTENTION OF WINNING THE DEMOCRAT NOMINATION AND NEVER HAS
HE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO COLLECT YOUR MONEY FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC
The superdelegate system prevents his winning even if he were sincerely running for the nomination
He will stay in the race until the convention, collecting your money along the way, and then suspend his campaign
Once Bernie drops out of the race, he will pledge his war chest of campaign donations to the DNC
The DNC will in turn us the money in support of Hillary Clinton in the general election
This was planned from the beginning.
Hillary and the DNC knew damn well going in that millennials would not support her and donate money to her
So they invented the Bernie Sanders phenomena. Bernie allows them to tap the $100 Million dollar pool of donations that young people represent
Sanders is not an outsider despite his rhetoric. His nose has been in the trough of the corrupt political establishment machine for decades
BERNIE IS ONLY IN THE RACE TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HILLARY AND THE DNC FROM UNSUSPECTING MILLENNIALS AND LINE HIS OWN POCKETS ALONG THE WAY
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
YOU'VE BEEN HAD BERNIEFAGS
THE CAMPAIGN IS A FANTASY
ARE YOU FEELING THE BERN NOW?
>This has been a /pol/ public service announcement
>>686721897
It's obvious she's special considering how many things you can list off.
>>686722007
>filename
zozzle
>>686722007
Was always winning the leg days.
>>686722016
>legs
>>686721536
Oh youre too sweet! You really are, my heart and soul is goin in this
>>686721609
The thickness
>>686721956
You can stand in that right softie?
>>686721849
I'm doing alright, hanging out on my chair right now. Just enjoying the quiet night with friends.
How 'bout you?
>>686721930
Best kind of cuddle.
Pam Poovey
best wife there is, smart, not shy, can kick ass, is a pervert and very versatile <3
>>686722122
>ATTENTION BERNIE SANDERS FAGGOTS
>I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD
There are a few cucks around here, unfortunately.
Thank you for stopping by, good sir.
So many legs.
Today is a good day.
>>686721956
Kek lets buzz their houses then. kek
Im not sure how you are so lovable though? You tell me. ;)
<3
>>686722235
>legs
>>686722122
You know, as much as I'd like to deny that.
There are Bernie supporters here, whatever floats their illegal immigration boat though.
Cool.
It was nice hanging out with you all.
I'm going to hop in the shower and go to bed.
Tomorrow's my free day and I thinking I'm going to go mushroom hunting. Gotta get well-rested.
Kind of late but oh well
>Worth it
>>686722414
>legs
alright, im gonna hit the sheets!! sweet dreams everyone!! have a good night and sleep tight
have a wonderful day tomorrow!!!!
>>686721642
>Hand is too much
>Can't handle this
>>686721659
Why not find the sample then?
>>686721983
Topkek
>>686722237
Then I will cherish it even more!
I'd give you something in return, but I only have my gratitude to offer
>
>>686721823
I shouldn't have to say it out right, should I?
>>686722046
You put it in "sport" mode. It better for a launch or if your want to drop a gear for more pick up from a roll. I really dont use it.
>>686722235
>legs
>>686722237
Indeed
>>686722488
Cya man! Have fun mushroom hunting.
>>686722488
Goodnight, fella. Sorry we couldn't too much. I hope you sleep warm and well though and that your shower helps your night go smoother.
>>686722656
Goodnight, lovely. Sleep warm and well.
>>686722680
>Can't handle this
Imagine how I feel talking to you.
>>686722122
>>686722313
>>686722472
God don't remind me of them.
>>686722275
Wish I could compare different kids of cuddles from real life experiences.
>>686722656
sleep tight
>konata
>>686722007
I know I was
I was just lying in the snow watching the blizzard's utter beauty. I was remaining calm because of the hypothermia that was making me doze off. I was about to fall asleep. The light and voices were my parents searching for me with their flashlight. They snapped me back to the world of the living. I have been mesmerized by snowstorms ever since.
>>686722275
Sounds good.
Woke up at 8 am, couldn't get any extra sleep.
Feels weird to be up this early.
>>686722829
>legs
Best I got.
>>686721731
I think thay will help. It is helping.
>>686722007
Wrong reply post
>>686722156
Yes she is. My hope is that I will find a wife like her. I am still bery young and relatively attractivce so I know I have a good chance.
>>686722747
M-Maybe... That's your call...
>>686722829
>legs
>>686722488
Night
>shinoa
>>686721609
NNNF!
Daaayyyuuummm...
>>686722829
I do like launching. It's one of the fun parts of filtering to the front, just taking of and by the time you even get out of second, the cars behind you are barely making halfway past the intersection!
>>686722873
A A A A A A A
>>686722237
Haha, of course. Once we get to 7ft and above then we can panic.
>>686722403
I don't think I'd be able to return then lel.
>Reversing the compliment
You never change princess <3.
>>686722656
>>686722488
Sleep tight
>>686723056
>>686723163
>>686723296
>legs
>>686723143
Not post your waifus legs.
>>686722891
Heh, alright I'll make sure not to do that.
>hand cuddles
>>686723050
Why thank ya kindly.
8 am, eh? Sorry you couldn't sneak a few extra hours in there, I have trouble doing that myself whenever I wake up.
Yeah, right? Typically when I have time off I wake up super late, waking up really early and just not having anything to do is odd. You doing much right now?
>>686723438
Too cute.
>quiet hand yelps
>>686723396
Ah yes, someone download the image I delighted this thread with.
>>686723515
>legs
I'm bored. What do I do?
>>686723385
Yeah i'll have to make a video of showing you how slow the GTS is. And then my truck. You will laugh seeing a 8000k truck moving faster then a 3000k car.
>>686723515
>>686723515
>legs
>not shiro
>>686722747
>>686723143
>>686723509
>
>I know you're lurking you cute little thing.
>>686720443
>>686720569
>>686721269
>>686721930
>>686722891
>>686723767
love me
>>686723538
If I can sleep late, I always sleep late.
Kind of went to bed early since the earlier day I went to sleep at 9 am, trying to fix everything again.
Just the usual, music and /b/read.
>>686723697
Ah yes, this is the only image I ever bothered to save. Normally I don't save pics but this one was pretty god-tier imo
>dat ass
>dem legs
>tfw it's fucking loli
>>686723755
>>686723824
>>686723847
>legs
>>686723538
Best.
>>686723939
Yes.
>>686723802
I should make throw one of my videos up to show you how i take off on a little tiny 300cc bike. One wouldn't expect me to be hitting speed limit so fast.
>>686722680
Its totally fine I dont ask for anything but your friendship!
>>686722829
Legs or thighs??
>>686723509
Oh fuck how tall are you?
>>686724074
>legs
>>686723509
I will buy you a house then! I got some extra cash, It wont be a super nice on though.
>Hehe you know it <3
>>686723515
Is this a legs thread now?
>
>>686723858
Haven't seen this one in awhile.. kek
>>686724074
>>686724323
>legs
>>686723143
>unimaginably adorable
There. I said it.
>>686724194
You already had it since the day we met~
>>686723538
>too handsome
>too smooth
>too cute
>can't handle all this at once
>>686724185
Bikes are cheater tier.
>>686724194
Both
>>686724323
>>686724412
>legs
>>686724376
Yes
>>686724707
>>686724323
>legs
>>686723767
Keep on being beautiful.
>>686724018
Really, I just sleep whenever I get really tired. Get it when I can take it, ya know?
How'd that work out, man? Sleep schedule fairing any better since your attempt at rearranging it?
>Bit tricky at first but I'm sure you'll get it.
Nice, man. Pretty much the same on my front, good ol' quiet night with some music/shitposting.
>>686724160
Best cuddler.
>>686724503
>Now just imagine yourself but 10 times more than that.
>Wonderful.
>>686724707
Bikes are not
>legs
>>686724467
Awhhh <3
Thanks Mirai! You're the best bespectacled beauty ever. Too damn cute <3
>>686724707
I have just a few legs I can share....
>
>>686724412
>>686720189
>refrain from posting porn
Holy shit that's too lewd anon.
Fucking hell.
>>686724707
They so aren't!
>>686724772
>Wonderful indeed
>Too bad fantasy aren't real
>You being the exception of course
>>686724503
I think I got a cavity from that post haha
>>686724707
alrighty then here ya go
>>686725093
>Obligatory phallus + hair = strangle masturbation
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>686724851
>>686725098
Yes they are
>>686724927
ok. Your waifu does have beautiful legs.
>>686724765
>>686725200
>legs
>>686725183
>>686724772
>this entire conversation
>i ship it
>>686725183
Well well well, I guess it's a good thing I'm talking about you the person specifically.
>>686725093
I do apologize. Just had to do it man, already a bit erect, wanted to share it with others.
>>686725294
How?
>>686724772
Yes you are.
>>686724194
6'0ft. That comment may of came out wrong. How about once we get to 6'3 and higher we can start to panic.
>>686723858
Oh you.
>>686724376
Kek, who are you? DJ Khaled? Still, that's beyond kind, fucking transcended. Couldn't let you do that cutie.
>What did I expect <3
>>686724927
>fuyukaidesu
>>686725294
Spoken like someone who hasnt ridden a bike before
>
>>686725294
>>686725200
>>686724927
>>686724707
>>686724376
>>686725533
Hot-damn.
>>686725366
>Legs
>Legs everywhere
Did i do good, chief?
>>686725274
>WHY
>H
>Y
>>686725432
Apologizing isn't going to save me now is it!?
My eyes are soiled!
>>686724772
I take a whole lot of naps, but not really sure if I can do that today.
Would be better if I didn't wake up this early.
Maybe I'll find some new music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoO_EYPjh6o
>Holy hands, oh they make me a sinner
>>686725719
From semen?
>>686725670
promoted from deputy to sheriff
you did good
>pat pat
>>686725294
Why thank you. Yours too.
>>686725541
Kek. I got a few grand set aside.
You sure? I would do it too
>>686725553
Oh hush. Take the compliment qt. <3
>>686725586
Indeed...
>>686725533
Cause there power to weight is bullshit.
>>686725567
I been on an old 80s BMW and i have a few in storage that my uncle left when he died. Dont know if i cant get the titles or not.
>>686725526
>>686725586
>>686725670
>legs
>>686725998
Thanks.
>>686725200
>dubs
I got diabetes because you're my friend
No regrets <3
>>686725366
>dubs
kek
>>686725402
Just take the compliment!
>
>>686720189
best girl claimed
>fucking demolished
>>686725942
Oh sweet. Climb that legs based ladder!
I'll be president of the United Legs of Waifu in no time at all.
>>686725541
>6'3" and higher panic
Does this mean I should be panicking?
>>686726041
It is not! It is 100% reasonable!
>>686725536
Pffffttt, just depends on who I'm cuddling with.
>>686725719
>
>>686725742
Yeah, same. Naps are wonderful. Why's that? Busy day?
Yeah, man. Sorry you woke up so early, wish you could have gotten some more sleep.
New music is always good, man. Seem like quite the music fella anyway, I'm sure you'll do it no sweat.
>>686726149
You first, wonderful Anon.
>>686726149
Dont forget that insulin shot buddy I would hate to lose you! <3
