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Waifu Thread!
>claim
>discuss
>DONT SHARE
>minimal e/rp
>don'tn't be overly sexual
>drink plenty of water
>oh I get it
>Im just a good person
>best personality
>no plot
>>686578734
THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU WANT YUNO?
YUNO IS MY WAIFU
>>686578758
YANDERE, Y A N D E R E
>>686578762
Mission... WHAT MISSION
>>686578260
well that's a big part of it, mind as well get used to it.
>Megumin claim
I'm megumin#3 remember that
>>686578357
Don't judge by the initial impressions. A lot of us have lives. I'm here during work and at nights because I have nothing to do, but I promise you if I had the opportunity right now to hop on my bike and go for another freezing ride to bumfuck somewhere, I would. I have my interests, just no money to pursue them.
>>686578620
Hopefulness is varied at times, but my determination is top fucking notch! Hell, throw a busted ass shell of one of those 2 cars into my driveway, and I'll fix it up no matter what! That kinda determination would go into fixing other peoples cars as well!
>Tfw no apprenticeships in southern Cali
>Fucking kill me
And 2? That's not too bad at all!
Also, Buki is into eurobeat as well?
>>686578781
>moot edition
XD
>>686578824
not really but i cant argue with panty shots
>old megumin never posted them
>>686578762
......im not opposed to this
>>686578746
>ride bmx
do it for nicoles peppers.
>>686578742
>never notice you
nigger i dont even have a single chat from you since the last one.
>>686578919
>implying i want your waifu and not to be shipped with you
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>686578457
Well that's something you hear once in your life.
I'm sure she'll come back soon~
>>686578493
Same as usual, studying because of finals. You?
>>686578568
I should have one more...
>You mean the artstyle or the ambience/position?
No, I say it naturally because I knew that I was drunk.
>>686578620
Pretty tired, I just want to make myself a tea and relax for now~
>>686578997
>>shipped with you
NO THANK YOU
>>686578919
TSUNDERE
S
U
N
D
E
R
E
Jinx claimed
>>686578997
You want more?
>claiming yume
gonna play some Darkest Dungeon
>>686578904
>no plot
thats ok for me
>>686579001
pasta boi
>>686579033
Meh, I ship it
>>686576875
OI! I heard that!
>>686578904
<SHIPMATE3
>>686578947
BOGOM?
>>686578962
>i am not moot
is going in the rules!!!!
>
>>686578997
seriously confused on telegram?
>>686579001
that time of night ya know
>>686579087
Why must you torment me
>>686579124
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE TUMBLR
>>686579115
Friendly reminder that Yume is an alien
>>686579181
Yes?
>>686579158
Hi. Fuck you. Sadly I can't stay angry at you, but fuck you slightly, not fully.
>>686579256
you are number 1 Megumin
>>686579158
HANAKO IS FINALLY BACK
>hey why havn't you added me on telegram yet
ALSO HOW COULD YOU DIE WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT BEING AROUND FOR ME
IM OFFENDED
>>686579181
>im hotaru
>>686579102
I mean i wouldn't be opposed
>>686579033
>implying it hasn't happened
>implying you didn't love it
TSUNDERE
>>686579311
Your ship is there >>686579158
Piss off now thank you
>>686579311
you are no longer in my telegram chat list?
did you change waifus?
>>686579158
Hey! Your okay! No hard feelings about earlier right?
>Im sorry.
>Had to come back to make sure you were okay
>Milinda
>>686579275
Fuck off, I had to crawl my way from the dead just to hear my own shipmate already moving on.
>>686579311
Not my fault, Milinda wouldn't listen.
Leaving again. Forgot something in hell.
>>686579294
Mootles! Stop flirting!
They know that Eye'm your dominatrix!
>>686579294
<THANKS3
>>686579311
Hehe. I could.
>>686579431
DONT YOU DARE LEAVE AND LEAVE HOTARU TO ME
>>686579240
A very cute alien.
>>686579001
Oh right, guess you started the weekend with the right foot.. or the right drink. What tea are you going to brew?
>You mean the artstyle or the ambience/position?
I really meant her dress in there, but I guess getting more pics from the same artist would suffice too.
>>686579088
>>686579205
because you are Tsunere~chan
>>686579240
is that why he is such a faggot?
At first the 'shipping' started as something small, now the whole thread is going into it.
>why
>>686579552
>>686579461
<YOUDIDTHETHING3
>>686579366
I KNOW
>>686579387
uguuu
whats your telegram name?
>>686579431
WHAT?
you just leave me again..like that easily?
oh
>>686579557
IT NEVER ENDS
>>686579575
~~I want to stick my dick in crazy~~
>>686579562
My thoughts exactly... seems like at this time of the day the main focus of the thread is ships and getting a new ship 5 seconds after sinking the last one.
>>686579609
>QueenAsuka
>>686579645
>who doesn't
>>686579431
The fact of the matter is you gave me two panic attacks, so I have a good reason to say fuck you, unlike your fuck off.
>>686579557
>>686579434
Qt waifu ship
>>686579504
Omg! I didnt see you homu! Hi!
>>686578781
What up
>>686578947
Rolling 2 steal
>>686578952
With determination hope can be expanded upon. That's pretty cool though, being able to tinker like that.
Damn, you'd fill that role just fine too. Could be more, damn this lack of memory and yeah we had quite the Eurobeat battle a few days ago.
>>686579001
A fine way to spend the morning. Finals studying killing you?
>Best idol claimed
>>686579584
I did!
>>686579609
What's your tele? I need more people!
>>686579754
Reroll, don't let me down KEK.
>>686579115
Heyo Yume
>>686579181
I understand heh~
>>686579504
Mint tea, very refreshing.
>This should be the same artist
>>686579431
You can't leave when I'm here too...
>>686579562
The trend started from me and Stocking.
>>686579776
Not at all but it's tiring as fuck.
Tenryuu claimed
>>686579816
STAY. THE FUCK. AWAY
>>686579866
>not using the far superior one I made for you
>>686579674
It never used to be the whole thread, like only a couple people messing around. But now it's like the whole thread.
>>686579820
I didn't ask where the trend started.
I asked why everyone is rushing to get a meme ship.
>>686579714
no fuck off
>>686578947
remembered
>>686579776
You just get into eurobeat battles with everyone, don't you?
Still proud I won out on ours!
I'm gunna start poking about at college and see if I can't get in on the fall classes. I'll say, if anyone here needs their car fixed, I'll do it for free. No more than price for parts! I know one of my dreams was to be a pilot, but I do believe my more realistic one is to own my own shop!
>>686580020
Not the "whole" thread!
>>686579734
not much you?
>>686579786
>reasons you are number 1
>>686579820
asdfghjkl;
>the things you do to me
My telegram is
@bakachan
>>686580096
>>like the whole thread
![[Tenryuu intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HOtaQ93.gif "[Tenryuu intensifies].gif")
>>686580018
>
>>686579866
>>686580182
Oh, hey Ten.
How have you been?
>>686579716
Yuno! It's been a while since we last talked I believe, anything new on your life or same as usual?
>>686579820
I love mint but never tried mint tea... I should get that. Sounds like a weird combo since mint always tastes fresh and tea is hot.
Great pic again, borderline lewd but 100% sfw.
>also there's better res of it, uploading soon
>The trend started from me and Stocking.
wewlad, sorry to say but that's quite the slutty pairing.
>>686580020
I've been part of the circlejerk so I guess I can't really complain but this is on a whole new level and these ships have no meaning other than the circlejerk and spam.
finewhateverbyegoodnight.
>>686579820
>captcha: pasta
>>686580113
Just sitting back and enjoying the weekend, content in knowing that the new SU hiatus is only going to be a month long at most.
The terror of waiting months for new episodes is finally over, and I get a bunch more reaction pics.
>>686580278
You ignoring me ? Q_Q
>>686580278
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you, Hanako, and Nagato!
>>686580274
I wouldn't call it spam, but I just see it being more and more frequent, and I have no idea why.
But if they're having a good time, enjoying themselves then let them be. I'm not attacking anyone for anything, I was just asking why it's become so popular.
>>686580389
my telegram is @hannu
>nagato
>>686580352
i haven;t seen much SU
what is your favorite aaspect?
>>686580352
Welcome
Baka
>>686580274
>these ships have no meaning
pretty much
<3
>>686580020
Probably because the first ships looked great.
>>686580113
You're just easily influenced by pics~
>>686580274
It's simple, you just have to get green tea and mint leaves.
>These are always great pics
>Quite the slutty pairing
That's why we moved our "Ship" to telegram <3
>>686580338
>That filename
All the pasta.
>>686580278
Poor Nagato, I feel bad~
>>686580560
yours especially
>>686580492
That picture actually causes my eyes to curdle
>>686579820
Could only imagine, a lot of shit to review.
>>686579866
Morning Doc, how ya been?
>>686580096
It's what I do best :^)
Sounds good man, that's quite generous of you.
Aim for the shop but don't stop thinking about the pilot position, it's nice to have ambitions.
>>686580447
just following the crowd i suppose.
Kirara
>>686580620
Awh thank you~
>>686580648
Exactly, even too much.
>These faggots just submitted me a random mock test for monday
Going to have lunch, see ya all in 20-30 minutes <3
>>686580637
how bout this?
>>686580492
Character development and consequences that matter. If someone fucks up it isn't just resolved in a single episode and everyone is happy like many other cartoons.
For example, there is one episode where Pearl basically manipulates and uses Garnet for her own benefit, and after Garnet finds out it takes a good few episodes for the two of them to work it out and be civil again.
It also took a while for the great and loveable Peridot to go from big bad villain to chill meme queen
>>686580447
You're right, I might be getting way too salty over this for no reason since it doesn't involve me. I'm not even that old here but I do miss having constant discussion instead of ship drama back and forth.
So... no ones stealing me?
>>686580620
Stop flirting, you baka!
Nao time for your punishment, mootles!
>>686580875
I'll steal your heart, <3
>Fubuki claimed
>>686578353
Good Morning :)
>>686578419
Morning Noirse, how are you doing?
>>686578457
Hey Nagato, how's it going fellow ship girl? <3
>>686578620
Doing pretty fine, thanks for asking. What about you? Also Eurobeat Buddy, don't exactly know what you're talking about right now.. Hehe :P
>>686580507
Actually isn't my first time here. I posted a bit more back when Charafag was making most of the threads, now I just drop in occasionally.
>>686580269
I'm bored and i think i broke my pinkie. So a pretty normal Saturday.
>>686580648
Hey Nurse. Day's going meh, pretty boring. How about you?
>>686580875
>if trips steals your waifu
>>686580809
>meme queen
i cant even
its so hard to take anything in this post seriously now
>>686580882
is someone being jelly?
>>686580875
Rory?
>really drunk and full pic wont load
>>686580989
>>686580875
close call m8
>>686580648
Oh, I wont. But at the moment, unless some anime moment happens, it's completely out of reach! It's already 4 in the morning, yet I'm WIDE awake. I might just say screw sleep today and go to that /o/ meetup afterall, then deal with the tiredness tomorrow night. Get a damn good ride in with other fellow minded car autists. Should I? Or will I be kicking myself in the ass for it?
Also, I went and did a round of the parking garage, figured that'd help my itch to go. It made it worse. Fuck me.
>>686580560
Yeah but those 'ships' were a sign of an actual bond between anons if I am not mistaken?
Not just some meme that guarantees a (You) every time you come to the thread.
>>686580698
Fair enough, I mean if you get enjoyment out of it go nuts.
>>686580802
Shit, is that an actual picture it's making out or is it just a clusterfuck?
>>686580828
I'm not old by any stances either. Don't get me wrong, I'm with Ruri, but I wouldn't call us a 'ship'.
Those niggers are on sea level, we're way above them.
It's kinda of understandable to be salty over this, there isn't much actual conversation now, it's just people fighting over anons.
But thats my opinion. If you're having fun go nuts.
>>686580986
>i think i broke me pinkie
Shit, how did you manage that.
>>686581034
Everyone in the /co/ Steven Universe general says Peridot is a meme character since basically everything she says is quotable and she has some of the best screencap faces.
Pic related.
>>686580989
One off, baka
Eye am never one off
Only Bakas are one off
Eye'm not a baka!
For Eye'm the Strongest!
>>686581034
>>686581142
>
>>686581142
It's not helping when the keys on your keyboard are reinforced with metal....
>>686581034
>nope
>someone else with long black hair and army fatigues
>>686581142
>i think i broke me pinkie
>Shit, how did you manage that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miOWJ4rKb_g
>>686581267
hey you are my <shipmate3
>>686581179
still a baka
>>686581259
Ah thats not as bad
>>686581261
Some fucking hardcore keyboard you got there
>Metal as fuck
>>686581335
Holy shit this takes me back.
>>686581335
That's an ancient meme you got over there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
>>686581142
You're right, I guess it's better to have this than shitposters.
>>686580560
Glad you did, takes the shipping to a whole new level and you don't have to cancer the thread every once in a while.
>>686581142
A lot of people take their ships too seriously in my opinion, but others like me and Renge just take it in more of a laid back manner, but as you pointed out, if it makes them happy, then let them go ahead.
>>686581541
>Not having superior freakout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HI0AecWYok
>Kirino
>>686581408
Why is the torso part of her suit more or less transparent, while the rest isn't?
>>686581531
Made in german, 16.2 million colors
>>686581531
how goes it?
>>686581595
This feels like discussing if the original version of a song is better than the remix, I do think both videos are cool in their own way.
>>686581531
Oh hey orange.
>>686581566
Hah. I just post gifs to get mine off.
>>686581179
>baka baka
>baka baka
>>686581610
spread your ass for me mama seaport
Nim claimed
>>686581625
>16.2 million colors
That is...
A lot of colors, shit.
Do you have them all the same color or do you have separate colors for different keys?
>>686581631
Pretty good I guess. Just hanging around. Socializing a lot more than normal, which is weird.
>>686581772
Twas just a meme, my friend, they're both spectacular
>>686581787
Thats me.
What's going on?
>>686581625
because sexy?
>>686581787
<3 damn straight you do!!
>do i do anything for you?
>>686581969
yay friends!
>>686580747
Wew lad, see ya around.
>>686580976
I'm okay. Might go back to sleep soon, way to early for me kek. Hmm I may be getting you confused for someone else. My mistake.
>>686580986
Ah those days just outright suck, At least nothing bad is happening. Mine just started and I want to end it.
>>686581096
Haha, that's the only way. An /o/ meetup? Really? Nice, I'd go for it man. Just use tomorrow as a recovery period. Kek, hang in there.
>>686580976
Dealing with the hangover so nor bad nor good.
You?
>>686581142
Yeah that's true, those had feelings within.
>>686581541
Though I'm still posting lewds from time to time because fuck it~
>>686582129
I just came back heh~
>>686581969
ofc i have seperate colors for certain keys, like the keys you use in FPS are red/green, while the others are blue/orange. The number block on the keyboard are blue/red. Some of them are white, and i can save up to 3 different profiles on my keyboard.
>>686581977
>sex sells
>>686582129
I always hate Saturdays. They are so boring. You buy some groceries and that's it. But hey, at least i get to do something on my Laptop.
Midway hime claimed
>>686582129
It's 1pm here, not too early and not too late. And yeah it could be that you are confusing me for someone else no problem though. "^^
>>686582244
Checked. Having a light headache, but except for that doing fine. So what are your plans for today?
>>686582129
If it was the battle with tons of puns, that was me.
And fuck it, it's only a 40 mile ride up there, then a ride around wherever they decide to go, then 40 back. I'ma do it. I'll get some video of the ride around up there!
>>686581772
http://touhou.kuukunen.net/
>>686582001
>I didn't know making friends was that easy
>>686582244
Glad you agree, Noire, also checked.
>>686582247
Sounds fancy as fuck. Also expensive.
What brand is it?
>>686582694
we can definately be friends too!
>QueenAsuka
on telegram
>>686581969
Not much. Little busy with the unit in MWO.
>>686581977
>
>>686582694
Razor Chroma of some description
>>686582490
My nig nog
>>686582694
Corsair. Pretty solid, but fucking expensive.
>200€
>>686582792
do any of my gifs titillate you?
Milinda if you read this, I'm sorry.
>>686582911
Not as much as mine get you wet
Kill me.
>>686582244
Welcome back.
>>686582247
Boring but relaxing. What might that be?
>>686582372
>1pm
Haha, I wish. thanks for being understanding though.
>>686582398
Now that one I remember clearly. Kek, have I done it that much I've lost track?
Sweet man, it'll be worth it.
Hey guys. Got my pizza back from Hell.
>Satan REALLY deals a hard bargain.
>I guess that's what happens when you try and sit on his throne
Now where's my shipmate? I have pizza to share.
5126 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.
Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
>>686582372
Actually I don't know, maybe I'll do a couple of games on leage and on Overwatch.
Then I'll go on with schoolwork and studying~
Unless there's something better to do here...
You?
>>686582694
How could I not agree when it's the truth~
>>686583002
> :^)
>>686582999
I've seen you do it a few times, so I guess so.
>>686582980
Rory, what'cha think? Should I go to the meet with these or skip out and get the new tires on instead?
>>686583002
Sleep, sorry hun. Something to do with feels I believe.
>>686582490
That's pretty cool and huge, apparently you can download from it here: http://www.kuukunen.net/toh/
Also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QaOATItFE
>>686583002
Also, don't you dare run off on me again, I went half a year without having panic attacks until today.
>>686583146
I don't have any real plans for today, maybe some osu or something and a friend is going to visit.
>>686582999
Checked and I think it's pretty normal to mistake somebody sometimes here.
>>686582778
I don't use Telegram. Sorry
>>686582792
MWO?
Something work related or a game?
>>686582839
Corsair? Nice, I swear half the people I know only use Razer products and I have no idea why. Had it for long?
>>686583146
I'm glad you see it that way
>>686583191
New tyres. That lack of tread in the centre is concerning.
>>686583197
Shit, that was probably my fault.
>Any ideas on how to make it up to her?
>>686583146
Hey Noire. I guess I fucked up this time when I left Nagato alone. Can't really say I can help it though - weekend nights are VERY busy for me. The Speedwagons need their fifth member.
Still, can't really let all this pizza go to waste.
>>686583414
Blame Milinda. She's the one who killed me.
>Do you have any idea how hard the trip back from Hell is?
>Their highways are ALWAYS clogged
Still, did you really miss me that much?
>that's sweet of you
>>686583570
Its a game, but I train with a unit thats going to Canada for a comp late this year.
>Rory-sama
>>686583620
>
>>686583212
I don't feel like sharing, but here's to you.
https://youtu.be/lJJT00wqlOo
I'm trying to quit these you know.
>>686583620
I believe she felt bad for I guess moving on so quickly.
>>686583587
Damn, was hoping I'd get a second approval on using them for one more day. Ah well, guess I'll hit the next meet after all.
>>686583526
Nice to know, friends of mine are probably busy going out with their Gfs. I'm not even going to bother asking them.
>>686583570
It's the right way to see it.
>>686583620
You probably did. Instead of disappearing you could just say thet you're busy and that you have stuff to do, right?
I'll take a slice if it doesn't bother you~
>>686583743
This place sure can be addictive but why exactly do you want to quit instead of just limiting your time here? I guess I am being counterproductive saying this since you don't like being close to people but I like you and your shares and will miss you if you quit.
Great song as usual, can you recommend me anything similar to Candy Claws / Sound of Ceres?
>>686583735
Oh. Well, take comfort in the knowledge that I'll always be your friend, on and off the thread.
>>686579427
Meh. The pizza from Hell was delicious, and some of the residents were pretty nice, so I guess it's not all bad.
>>686583827
Nah, she's definitely mad at me
>Maybe cake would be a good "I'm sorry"
>>686583967
Well, I do say that to her. She still kinda gets pouty though. Any ideas on how to make it up to her?
>Sure, go ahead
>Now say ahhh...
https://telegram.me/joinchat/C5nwPAfAf9o2tCazPAdBWw
>Invite Link to a telegram group for everyone that is interested.
>late barely alive claim
>>686578781
>>686584176
How so off the thread if you have no means of communicating with me off the thread? You should add me on steam if you have one.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>686584338
>I play too much gmod
>2k+ hours
My friend I know irl has 3k hours..
I don't even know how you can play a game that much.
>>686584176
You just have to be honest with yourself, do not hold you back while expressing your feelings.
>Aaahm~
>>686584173
>why exactly do you want to quit
Multiple reasons, most of them involve people here and my own attitude towards them.
Animal Collective, Beachhouse, Melody's Echochamber, Lilys, My Bloody Valentine, Have a Nice Life, Deerhunter, Wild Nothing, Sweet Trip, You'll Never Get to Heaven.
Way too many.
>>686584338
The only game I play nowadays is League - I don't have Steam.
But that telegram group invite Fubuki has looks nice
>>686584490
Express you feelings...
I'll take that into consideration
>pizza bite
https://telegram.me/joinchat/C5nwPAfAf9o2tCazPAdBWw
Done with MWO, Im on to my vanilla Skyrim character. If you ever read Prequel, Im playing as Gharug Gro-upp
>>686584758
You really should~
>Yum~ Delicious
Hello world.
A late Britfag claim
>>686584758
Sadly, telegram won't work for me, no cell phone and can't use those fake online phone numbers for them. You could use this thing called 'Skype', Nagato has it too.
>>686585234
Discord >>> Skype. It's easier to use, doesn't consume as much bandwidth and doesn't even require download.
>>686584708
Alright, I've already got into some of those names but not all of them. Thanks.
I'm afraid I don't understand entirely your problem but as I said simply limiting your time would be the best option, come here when there's people you enjoy talking with and ignore those who you can't act as you'd like towards them.
did thread died?
Don't die on me thread!
>>686585788
>>686585789
You need more faith
>>686585887
/waifu/ never dies!
>>686583191
It's a an addiction.
>>686583526
Yeah there's so many now.
>>686585155
Yo Britbong, how ya dong man?
>>686585986
nope go to
>>686586051
>>686585782
Seems good, believe I'll start using this.
>>686584758
Get discord.
>Shiro
>>686585782
how is this mad?
>>686585234
smoker091 add me ^^ Just say who you are that I know who is adding me
>>686585782
Not using discord really, but I think you can add me with Fail#9455 there.
>>686586153
>Forgot to say that I'm Fubuki
>>686585782
Sorry, there has been an influx of new people here. I never had much problem with new people, but these ones just seem generally cringy with their antics to me.
>>686586217
this
