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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>Megumin claimed
>>686570849
Happy to help. Im sure that you dont need us to be any harder on you than you are on yourself.
>>686570264
Always on days off. Then midday hits and I all but pass out on the couch.
>>686571132
I was making one, but mobile sucks.
Rory-sama claimed
>>686571132
XD
>>686570849
Ugh I dont know how to deal with it its super rare that it happens. How are you doing btw is everything alright??
>>686570951
Hey megumin! How are you doing?
>>686571300
Kinda good, some Problems but I'll handle them I guess, you?
>>686571294
Go back to /s4s/
>>686571291
Rori looks so wierd without bow
Milinda claim
>>686571291
Thanks. Honestly what I might need is you all being hard on me. You did tell me not to do it after all...
>>686571300
Yeah. Im having one of those nights tonight too... Its shitty.
>>686571132
BEST GIRL FUCKING CLAIMED
>>686570838
YOUR (you) turned my interbutt back on!
>but really fuck comcast
>>686571428
what kinda food?
>>686570885
<SHIPMATE3
>>686571502
I think she looks better.
>>686571512
Whatever we can post is nothing to what your mind can think up.
>>686571525
Sup
>>686571525
Moot-sama?
>>686571440
Problems huh? What kind of problems? I am just tired and all no big deal heh
>>686571512
Ugh it feels like alot of /waifu/ tonight isnt having a good night really. Sorry friend
>>686571525
Well I am glad to help you in someway my queen!
>>686571773
Problems with a game.. gonna get that fixxed asap
>>686571681
I've had a rough day
school dicked me over
my ISP dicked me over
my roomate dicked me over
my fucking sauce pan dicked me over
>so torn up from all the dick tbh
>>686571718
why do people keep insisting I am moot
>>686571773
your loyalty is ever so useful!
>hows the patch life
>>686571681
That's a fair point. Thanks friend.
>>686571773
Yeah. It happens sometimes. No need to apologise to me. I kinda expected this after the day i've had.
>>686571525
Yoiu can usurp all you like non-brew asuka chan. I'll just do this i guess.
>>686571903
Cause you are moot, silly!
>>686571903
Dick has a habit of tearing stuff up alright.
>saucepans are my friend though
>>686571941
Hey, its not like you'll do it again anytime soon.
>why does mobile have nothing but store fronts for the captcha
>>686572024
I've been Asuka posting for like forever though
>I swear
>>686572084
am don't
>>686571893
Well I am glad to hear it isnt anything major megu
>>686571903
I do my all to make your life easier maam
>Its alright, there aint no life like the patch life
>>686571941
Yeah you have had a huge day today huh, I hope you can go to sleep soon and recover from today
for clarity in case you didnt recognize my secondary waifu in plain clothes/
>>angrily claims.
>>686572240
You've been Asuka-posting forever because your are mootsie
>>686572335
Excellent taste
>>686572240
then you understand my confusion and inability to NOT claim Asuka-chan.
>>I mean c'mon
>>686572217
Yeah thats true.
>you have that issue too? Thought I was the only one...
>>686572024
Your claiming Silica? She is awesome.
>>686572250
Yeah. and not the good kind of huge either... kek
I want to sleep super bad but its not working for me...
ooga booga abra kadabara I summon you hanako
>>686572335
>>686572420
oh shit that's mootles?
waddup! kek
>>686572217
i was heating mine up and it fucking exploded and then lit on fire
>>686572250
well shit son
I'm glad your life is good
>rewatch Eva lately?
>>686572335
Much better <thankyou3
>>686572420
you aren't the only person that insists this. there are a couple of other Asuka posters and I don't see them getting these accusations
>>686572480
wait wot
>>686572480
O shit just saw Silica
>good taste
>>686572335
Gotta admit its the best choice from Kirito Wins Everything.
>>686572603
Its not moot though.
>>686572480
There were already 2 Asuka claimers.
>>686572639
Thats why you dont leave water in it.
>gotta drain that shit out of the handle
>>686572250
I don't have major problems that often. That's a good thing about me
>>686572603
Leaves me with less confusion. Thanks
>>686572639
Oh poor naive mootles
>>686572560
>Not in the good way
hah nice, we can stay up together friend
>>686572639
I was thinking about re reading the manga! Oh shit youre moot? I knew I felt something special from your presence you are moot!
>>686572797
I suppose I can say the same about me but when they are major problems they are pretty big
>>686572925
That's right, they're always so hard to fix
>>686572560
yeahhh ^_^
>>686572602
sav'd thanks for the upres!
>>686572780
>that gif!!!
i'm a little confused how water leads to fire tho
>much rum
>>686572797
yay i like that gif
>>686572880
how
>>686572925
what have i said that would lead you to believe that I am?
>also of course you should reread the manga
>>686572603
Silica's my nig nog
>>68657301
Nootles
>>686572480
Stop saving thumbnails.
>>686573079
Did you leave oil in it while it was heating up?
Is Vigil giving free uprez's?
>>686572925
Yeah!
>>686573055
Silica is top tier. 3rd fav SAO girl.
>very close to second...
>>686573019
>That pic, adorable
Yeah, glad to know someone shares the same problem as me haha
>>686573079
You are asuka, you like eva, you like power, smart. All that equals moot!
I love the manga, I love Asuka way more in the manga than in the show but the ending of the show is way better than the ending to the manga
>>686573267
Maybe.
>>686573267
>>686573267
possibly
>lots of rum was involved
HOLY FUCK KITTY RORY
<SHIPMATE3
is there more?
>>686573439
Ironic. Our main problems are major problems
>>686572641
*smile* mai waifus always have heart.
>>686572780
besieds me and this other apocryphal fella?
>>686572797
now shiricachan is even more confused @_@ <3
>>686573439
but like did i ever give any like big hints?
why don't people bother other Asukaposters about this?
>>686573663
No but we can just figure it out!
>Youre the best Asukaposter
>>686573542
Woaaaah deep. Or I am just shallow
>>686573203
i am disgraced. kind of scrambling to put this thing together while drunk. again my thanks, sav'd uprez.
>>686573612
Why is that?
>>686573150
i too wish to be the nignog
>>686573427
orly other 2 plox? I think i can guess though :)
>>686573804
but like
asdfghjkl;
>nice butt tho
>>686573804
Guess it is kinda deep hehe
I finished Initial D... god damn that was one of the better series I've seen. What's everyone up to?
>>686574119
Haha thank you my queen. I think I am gonna try to sleep again. I shall serve you tomorrow. Goodnight!
>>686574203
I liked it I think imma use it when I have the chance to do so
>>686574092
You're nig nog too then
You are king nig nog
>>686573816
I don't really know how can you fuck it up this hard but if you're drunk I guess that explains it. I suggest you look for pics on an image board instead of google to get amazing fan art instead of screencaps.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=silica&ms=1
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=%E3%82%B7%E3%83%AA%E3%82%AB(SAO)
It's been an hour and still haven't seen Hanako. Anyone know his whereabouts?
>>686574262
Good night.
>>686574092
I doubt it. You might get one. Probably not both.
>>686574262
What exacly?
>>686574029
how the fuck every single time /??! man... I guess I am too drunk to be doing this lol.
>>686573834
confusing... feelings begin to twirl around
>>686573427
Kek, I think I passed out earlier but I won't forget it either.
>>686574207
>Initial D
Nice man, how'd you like it. Only watched up to the third stage myself.
>>686574262
Sleep tight.
>Best idol claimed
>>686574445
you are peering too deep for people
>>686574471
F.. Feelings
>Blushes
>>686574625
Deep? Me? Damn that's new
>>686573518
I dont think theres any more maid kitty Rory
>>686573612
No idea.
>>686571132
ok im still alive hi
>hanagato reporting in
>>686574394
just pulling from google bevause i am that drunk. -_-
>>686574343
WE are nig nog!
>>686574207
DRINKING! maybe overwatch. monitoring my usurper.
>>686574437
looking back through the series....
>>686574808
Heya Nagato
>>686574795
>>686574526
It probably broke into my top 5. It seems my top 5 is just getting one upped a lot lately!
Battle stage I kinda skipped because it was just remakes of all the races with updated graphics and such. Skipped Extra since it was focused around more the side characters, which I applaud them for making, but I just wasn't too interested.
It really REALLY upped my want for a car, so odds are, after I get this bike paid off, I'm going to save up for a Supra Mk.III, or an RX7.
And now I'll be listening to eurobeat non-stop tonight as celebration.
>>686574882
Usurper? And people with their alcohol, jeez.
>>686574526
Maki! Your back! <3
>>686574808
Heyo friend!
>>686574882
Kek take your time.
>You will never guess.
>>686574795
damnit
>thats pretty fucking cute too
>>686574767
i can take it baby
>go as deep as you need
>>686574915
Thank you kind sir
>on mobile, no idea about res
>or car photos
>>686575040
Mootles!
This is exactly why we think your moot
>>686574893
>that picture
It's almost like you dont want me back..
>>686575028
heyo, i heard you killed my shipmate
>also where is hanako
>>686575105
I meant this one, and I was wondering if you were on mobile, that's always a shame.
What time is it there again?
>>686575040
Going deep would mean i would have to think about what i say.. no thanks
>>686575251
Sorry bout that. I love you
>>686575288
Nearly 8pm. No probs on that, I had to crop the original due to file size and Clover not being compatible.
>Galaxy S6 has an amazing camera btw
>>686575196
but how?
why?
>>686575355
say something about instrumentality
Anyone else constantly changing waifus?
Current waifu
>>686575427
Use browser
>>686575251
Yeah... My bad... It got ugly fast. She threatened my shipmate... Sorry friend... No harm meant.
>>686575542
Heresy... kek
>>686575542
>
>>686575615
>no harm meant
BUT YOU KILLED MY SHIPMATE
>>686575542
No idea. Still going with my only waifu so far.
>>686575538
Instrumantality of what exacly. there are multiple ways of instrumentality
>>686575615
>>686575667
>>686575719
I'm waiting for the right one ok..
>>686575542
Sometimes
I usually shitpost as Mi Liu
>>686575702
I'M SORRY! I gave her plenty of chances to negotiate and call a truce but she insisted on violence! I even offered to revive her but she wouldn't accept!
>
>>686575851
I was just teasing. My first week here I switched between like 3 until I finally decided Milinda is best.
>>686575760
Human Instrumentality
>>686575427
I had no idea it's camera was that good and that you had to crop it, that's amazing. Nowadays you don't really need to buy a camera unless you want to take professional level photos or something.
>claiming yume
>>686575851
>
>>686576014
Moot Instrumentality
>>686576042
Mornin Yume.
>>686576014
I don't have any instrumentality with humans to offer so far. Not that much happening here
>>686575991
>my heart is telling me to blow you up
but im not going to.
why would she not accept a truce or a revive.
>STILL ANGRY THAT HANAKO DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE.
>>686576108
>
Holy fucking shit it's the same people no matter what time.
ALL DAY EVERY DAY
>>686574957
Yeah here's no problem skipping those. The main story is way more interesting in all aspects. Top 5's seems about right kek. While it didn't seem that special at first, watching Takumi succeed and fail was thrilling.
Ayy go for it man, you'd be able to drift the streets jamming to Eurobeat.
>>686575028
Surprisingly so <3
How ya doing?
>>686576274
Only mootles would do that, baka
Eye'm the strongest!
>>686576254
I don't know why she wouldn't... I was just teasing her and she went off... I feel bad. Im sorry...
>>686576369
Haha yeah
Better now that my Idol has returned <3
>>686576411
>
>>686576613
>if she doesn't come back you owe me a new shipmate
i want rory.
>>686576369
You know that really anxious feeling you have when you want something INCREDIBLY bad? That's me right now, I just want to say fuck work, and go riding off into the night. So knowing I'm stuck here for money is killing me!
Actually, I'm curious as to how many people here are within reasonable riding distance... or at least in this country.
MY GOD FUCKING DO SOMETHING ELSE
ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS
YOU DONT EVEN GET PAID
How can you sit in this place day in, day out seven days a week and never do anything else ever?
>>686576923
ACTUALLY! I'm at work when I'm here, so I AM getting paid to be here. Suck it!
>>686577160
>>686576923
>samefag this hard
>>686577160
No, you're getting paid to do a job that doesn't involve this thread.
You gigantic fucking weeb
It makes me sad to see the same people during any, and I do mean ANY point of day.
I'm not even joking. It breaks my heart that you losers have nothing better to do than jerk eachother off 24/7.
>>686577293
>
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Morning..
>>686577293
Wrong, nineball.
>>686577467
Hello there Noire, how did you sleep?
>>686576613
Glad to help!
>Smooth as always I see~
>>686576907
The temptations might be strong but don't do it kek. Unless of course there's some way you can play it off then by all means go burn some rubber.
Where are you located?
>>686577467
Good morning Noire.
>>686576042
>
>>686576875
Dont be like that though
>>686577467
<NOIRE3
>>686577440
well... your mom! and i'm only on here 16 hours a day.
>>686576947
>yuno
>not on skype
why
>>686577645
2l8
>>686577725
Cause you died
>>686576875
Okay deal.
>No promises on Rory though...
>>686577621
Just for you bby <3
How is your morning going?
>>686577440
Why do you care though?
You aren't being directly affected by these guys's routines, so why would you even bother coming here?
>inb4 muh /b/ being ruined
>>686577621
I won't, I know I need the money to get a car. The day I can go to school and just get a job involving cars will be the day I'm seriously happy.
Southern California. Was thinking of taking some weeks off and going on a ride once my tourer was all fixed up. Wonder if I could make plans to meet up with some people when I do that.
>>686577440
Well, fair enough. I don't think anyone's actually here 24/7, but what do I know. I'm only here at nights anyways.
>>686576875
I could tell fubuki to get online for you
>>686577821
>no promises on Rory
fair enough.
>>686577798
I'm not dead
>>686577821
>>686577906
>implying /b/ was ever good
>>686573816
>silica bummed.jpg
>picture of asuna
Top Kek
>>686577599
>Checked
Well, the blanket was literally on the floor, I found myself hugging my pillow and I hit my alarm clock while sleeping, smashing it against the wall.
I guess I slept pretty good~
>>686577621
Good morning Maki, how are you?
>>686577677
ASUKA~
>>686577725
What happened to Hanako? Heard that she's ded.
>Late Fubuki claim
Good morning everyone
>>686578021
nice bewbs!
<3
>>686576175
Good morning.... who are you?
>>686577645
>best waifu legs
>>686578021
Blackie
>cirnochan
>>686578008
>implying that I was implying implications
>>686577986
>>686577821
>>686577725
Why am I suddenly wanted by everyone?
This thread is not supposed to be about e-dating or forming and reforming ships.
>>686577986
kek Yeahhh. Im here for ya if you need me though!
>>686578008
Can I help you?
>>686578214
This I could not tell you...kek
>>686578096
Mornin Buki!
>>686578121
Makoto, it's a pleasure to meet ya!
>>686578214
It's not exactly sudden, nor is it exactly contained to them.
>>686578214
see this >>686578121
>>686577684
Not even being a troll. I'm sorry your life and the lives of many others here are so devoid of happiness and real interaction that you stoop so low as to live a second life on a thread in 4chans /b/.
Don't you ever want to go outside and do a thing? Any thing. Go for a fucking walk. Enjoy nature. At least be creepy to a stranger trying to make friends.
Do something!
>>686577906
I don't know why I care. I just see these threads all the time with the same people and I feel that I know they're lonely ass neckbeards with their body pillow of whoever. It's a sad, pathetic life to lead where you resort to meaningless, one dimension falsehoods that don't even know you exist.
I wasn't far from it, once. Then I got out on my own and am blessed with an abundance of wild-life preserve and a small town. I don't much like people and don't even have a single friend.
I could, but they're all fucking idiots. Small city of 52,000 people and over 200 bars, a quarter of which are all on the same few blocks.
Party college city, really and everyone sucks.
But I still go outside. I still do shit. I don't just sit here living a fantasy world with my virtual friends wishing for something better.
It breaks me seeing so many lifeless, loveless losers in such concentration.
Go fucking do something!
>>686577936
Not literally 24/7, but damn near it. They would if they could.
>>686578214
Too bad it's only for the meme
>>686578096
Morning Fubuki~
>>686578116
Thank you <3
>>686578214
I've seen worst, don't worry about it.
>>686577973
fubuki is already here megumin#4-5
>>686578021
milinda killed hanako, if hanako doesn't return milinda owes me a new ship.
since she killed hanako without consulting me first
>>686578096
morning fubuki
>>686578214
>suddenly
like its so new
>>686578277
I NEED SOMEONE.
SOMEONE GET ME YUNO.
>>686578214
You are mine!
<SHIPMATE3
anyone who is upset by this can take it up with my Eva
>which i will then drop from space on them
>>686578419
so whats life like?
>>686578021
Wow... I will start by saying that I love that pic and outfit, wish there were more like that and with higher res.
>hit my alarm clock while sleeping, smashing it against the wall
You say that very naturally, does it happen often or what?
>>686577821
Haha, pretty lackluster. Just been sitting in bed so far. Might make some cereal or something.
>>686577936
You sound determined, good on ya m8. I think there's like two anons in Cali, could be more.
>>686578021
Pretty groggy right now, usually asleep still. How about you?
>>686578096
Ayy how's it going Eurobeat buddy?
>>686578493
>implying i wouldn't
>implying you wouldnt hand rory over to me at a price
also i havn't heard from you in like 3 days y
>>686578457
Im right here, what the fuck do you want?
>>686578457
I know that. Are you getting me ranked lower every day? You started with #3 now i'm 5?
>>686578654
>that picture just ranked you up higher
>>686578624
YUNO what i want yuno.
>>686578622
I'm here constantly
>you never notice me
>>686578357
I do do things. I'm not here 24/7, infact I really don't see much point of coming here anymore, I only really come here to see 2-3 regulars and thats it.
I have a job, I have a social life, I have hobbies. I some people do spend all day on here, which is admittedly sad. Some people come here to relax after work and just chill. Others just come here because they're lonely.
I'm not too big on the whole "RP/ERP"... thing, people have got going on. But I mean, if they want to do something, and it makes them happy, it doesn't hurt anyone, why not let them do it?
I see where you are coming from though, even if I am just replying to a pasta, I don't mind. I'm bored anyway. I go outside, I ride bmx, I train for sporting events.
Not every weeb you see here is a sterotypical neckbeard trash that is overweight. Sure some people might be, but I'm pretty sure alot of us want that stigma gone.
>>686578624
hey Tsundere~chan
>>686578457
Mission accomplished. >>686578624
>>686578620
Nice!
Im gonna try to get some sleep. See you later my Idol <3
Night everyone. Im gonna get some sleep. See you all later.
>>686578734
Wait.. It IS a ranking? I thought it would mean that i'm the third megumin
>megu
>>686578762
Goodnight princess, sleep well <3
>Maki
>>686578357
sadly in an urban area, but do get out as i do enjoy nature. i'm actually, for some odd reason, glad you do care (at least you claim to) , unlike most trolls on /b/ just do it for the sake of hate mongering.
cum
fucking weebs ruining my home board
