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>>686312231
more half breeds pls
I'm disappointed that none of my hard-hitting questions were answered by the supposed Pokemon expert.
heart
>>686312389
<3
>>686312594
chet, pokemon aren't real.
>>686312320
fuck off
>>686312612
Mmmm that's that shit right there, give me more.
>tfw mom forgot to wash my Versace fursuit
I am fuming right now
i've actually spent both my long-awaited days off just playing pokemon
not sure if a waste or nah
>>686312952
>>686312823
That doesn't mean you can't ask about the universe's rules and lore, dummy.
>>686313092
Did you pimp smack her yet?
>>686313092
Did she discover your murrholes?
>>686313158
chet
you're forgetting something very important about me
i'm not smart like that.
>>686313261
I'm giving her one more chance
>>686313266
that's in the Prada fursuit
Furry castles have murrholes to defend against attackers.
>>686313345
But you know about Pokemon. Or is that all lies?
>>686313549
That is merciful, yet unwise
>>686313549
Forget those, tell me the condition of your Gucci suit
>>686313556
i know more than you do
>>686313139
It's never a waste to do things you want to do on your time off, unless you didn't really enjoy doing those things.
>>686313732
THAT'S WHY I WAS HOPING YOU COULD ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS.
Honestly, keep up.
i wish i was better at coming up with conversation
>>686313880
there could have been more fun things to do
but idunno what they would have beem
>>686313952
inside voices please
i cant hear you over your uncalled for anger
>>686313676
just like me!
>>686313732
Wish I had a gucci suit but my mom doesn't want to buy me one. That bitch
Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?
>>686314174
Don't make me angry then.
> "uncalled for anger"
I see what you did there.
>>686314343
Surely you used the shock collar or some other method of discipline
>>686314174
No sense wondering about it. If you enoying playing pokemon on your days off, why overthink it?
If there's something more fun you want to do, go do it if you still have time. Seriously simple.
>>686314343
she doesnt love you like she shuold
>>686314406
you are angry
so angry
it's making me scared
>>686314791
eh
the partial reason is that i just don't know what i wanna spend my time doing
>>686314596
threatening suicide is usually enough
>>686314994
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>686314994
eh im over it.
Do you play pokemon the nerd way or the casual way?
Nerd way, calling it.
>>686315220
chet why don't you love me
>>686315244
the casual way
i played it the nerd way for a while and then i realized that it wasn't fucking fun
>>686314994
Well, that's not too uncommon when you have more freetime than you can handle. Take up a hobby and pour your life into it until no one recognizes you. Just not lol or dota
Do they use miltanks for steaks?
>>686315408
> lol or dota
i'd sooner kill myself
>>686315492
i made this exact comment last thread
Murder prostitutes in inventive and fun ways.
>>686315403
Why should I?
>>686315004
If that's the method you are using surely she will only fail again
>>686315492
They should
>>686315492
>>686315620
because i'm cool
>>686315549
Good, good, you're not completely hopeless then.
>>686315220
>>686315403
but u'll get rekt in online battles if your pokemons arent IV and EV bred with egg only abilities and moves smh
>>686315639
what should I do?
>>686315589
>>686315639
Would you a miltank?
>>686315689
Go away. You aren't my caretakers.
>>686315765
There's a reason I don't right there; you constantly lie.
>>686315863
Wat.
>>686316068
Yet I take good care of you.
Anyone here get into the Pokemon GO! beta rolling out today?
>>686316041
the only territory that i rekt people in is Smash bros, and i feel good enough with that
pokemon is about that a d v e n t u r e, man.
>>686316068
no
>>686316091
no i dont
>>686316209
A pity you don't apply a similar level of care to my bedsprings.
>>686316310
There you go again. Stop it.
lewd
>>686316041
You gotta control her mind. Make her understand that when she feels pain, it's her fault. And her fault alone. Master the pimp slap.
>>686316068
I would definitely slaughter a Miltank to make steaks
>>686316446
you deny it because you cannot handle my truth
why do you keep posting that
>reminder that real world animals also exist in the world of pokemon
Because he can't bear the truth.
>>686316562
I can. I've handled greater things. Like Tay's butt.
>>686316639
I was shocked.
That was unbearable.
DON'T BEGIN THE BEAR PUNS
>>686316310
yea I agree. I tried the whole online battle thing but people knew what they were doing and I didn't so that wasn't fun. I don't even have the whole types weaknesses/effectiveness memorized
>>686316536
you seem to have quite the experience with this sort of problem...
Utterly unbearlievable.
>>686316801
maybe i should go handle some butts too
>>686317028
i have no idea what works with fairy types
>>686316536
>>686316707
Seems like they wear their skin too. How barbaric.
>>686317073
Have you put your armour on yet?
>>686317199
OK just stay away from mine. And by that I mean Tay's.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it sounds like you bearly know much about Pokemon after all.
>>686317199
I think it counters dragans
>>686317028
My problems sort themselves out
>>686317603
You mean how efficient
>>686317665
that's fine, i know one cute asshole i could handle
i swear to god if you become a father your dad-puns will be next-level and your child will hate you.
>>686317787
i counters my ass
it's stupid
Rowlet is the best new starter
>>686317199
>i have no idea what works with fairy types
>>686318016
no, popplio
>>686318032
it's true
my mind cant comprehend fairies
>>686317995
Pokemon aren't real, Demos.
I doubt I will have kids ever.
>>686318249
Take that back
>>686318290
thats a little unrelated
same. i want dogs.
... or cats.
>>686318355
n
>>686318397
n-yes?
Chet. I'm pregnant.
>also tfw you find a song from an artist you love but have somehow never heard
>>686318397
Yes it is you were talking about a Pokemon's.
You hate cats though.
>>686318515
n-o.
>>686317831
so whatsup man
>>686317995
IIRC dragans were OP and needed a counter. Whats stupid about fairy?
I find that hard to believe.
Nobody cares about Florin and the Machinima, Jesus.
>>686318638
i definitely was not
i do hate cats, but who knows.
>>686318720
idunno man i just think fairy type pokemon are dumb
same goes for dragon types
>>686318653
I don't understand this concept. No?
>>686318720
Not much. Moving from Texas soon
>Nobody cares about Florence and the Machine
Oh I beg to differ.
>>686318888
Saved as evidence.
Of course you do. I meant to clarify "nobody with taste".
>>686319053
fuk u
>>686318249
>can't comprehend faeries
>just watched an anime all about them
>>686318888
Fighting type was the true OP type
>>686318888
i think normal type is stupid
>>686318913
whats in texas?
>>686312231
Where can I get that?
>Would wear/10
I don't give a shit about the Twilight films and it was for those films, but I've never heard it, nor has it ever been on any versions of Lungs I've downloaded.
>>686318827
You'll get alimony applications through the door soon enough.
Hah. Normal is Demos' favourite.
>>686319142
rekt
>>686319363
I don't know you. Please leave me alone.
>>686319172
i don't watch anime so i dont know what you're referring to
>>686319272
how dare you
>>686319512
it's not even a type. There rocks and fire and water and thunder and then there's "normal" (???). How does it make any sense
>>686319506
I know where you sleep at night.
>>686319758
while on this topic
the fuck is the difference between ground and rock type
>>686319758
It's Pokeracism.
>>686319792
You can't find me if I hide under the duvet.
>>686319272
From not to. There's nothing left keeping me here so I decided to move back to Colorado
GG Fromsoft, you fucks.
>>686319893
M duvet is better, anywho.
>>686319856
Ground is immune to electric, weak to water, grass, ice, resistant to Rock and poison. Offensively it's strong against, electric, poison, rock and fire, not effective against bug and grass and flying is immune to it
Rock is not immune to anything. Also weak to grass and water, but also fighting and steel; it's resistant to normal, rock, fire, flying, bug. Offensively strong against Fire, flying, bug, ice, not very effective against rock, steel or fighting
>>686319856
you know ground is made of dirt and rocks are rocky. Thats why most rock pokemon are rocks and most ground pokemon are dirty
>>686319893
no seriously how do you even explain the normal type
>>686319962
whats in colorado then?
He means what is the difference thematically.
I never understood what a "steel" pokemon is supposed to be. A robot?
>>686320566
Family, friends, better paying job
>>686320529
that's not what i meant
>>686320566
i can understand why fossil pokemon are rock types but still... is it really necessary to have both?
https://join.skype.com/sgijOEsh1KjT
>>686319512
>not watching anime
>>686320724
probably a mimicry of modern technology, or from precious metals?
>>686320909
leave me alone anon
this is a safe-zone
sssssssssssssssssssip
>>686320566
The same way I explain Dark Souls lore: "shhh don't think about it".
>>686320724
they're made of steel like aaron!
>>686320730
sounds cool. How's Colorado as a state?
>>686320767
if "normal" gets to exist I don't think there's any point in using logic when it comes to pokemon typings
18-0-8 Brood game, feels good, man.
About time I had a team that spoke english.
>>686320724
I think it's because steel is seen as an "element" in Asian cultures.
Also yeah, it opens the floodgates for robots, from a design standpoint.
>>686321018
>safe-zone
>>686321478
whatever man
stay mad that pokemon angels like aipalm and spinda exist
>>686321605
yes
>>686320929
>>686321478
>>686321605
Isn't there an actual robot pokemon? I'm picturing something a big cannon on its back.
>>686321854
Blastoise.
>>686321854
Genesect
>>686321514
still spamming brood? smh
>>686321474
I don't get it. Is Dark Souls lore messy?
>>686321624
Those two would fit the fairy typing perfectly
>>686321854
yea it's genesect I think he's a legendary
>>686321981
>>686321975
Oh yeah... Why does he have cannons on his back?
>>686321977
>>686321981
That's the one. Isn't he/it artificial?
>>686322200
yeah probably some porygon/mewtwo thing
>>686321981
I'm expanding my hero pool, but I've dipped something like 300 MMR in the last couple of months. Joined a team for a tournament here in Mexico and that put me in a kinda bad spot (no communication from the team, was notified of games 30 minutes before they started, we got passed the wildcard and they kicked me).
So yeah, playing brood and stomping helps cheer me up.
>>686321981
Not really. messy More of an unfinished clusterfuck.
>>686321478
It's a gorgeous state. If you can tolerate Mormons and snow there's not much else wrong with the state. Denver is pretty friendly towards faggots and weed's legal so that's a plus.
Don't trust Chet on this, he is just mad he doesn't understand Lord-Director Miyazaki's clever tricks and writing.
>>686322308
"Genesect was revived from a Fossil and technologically enhanced by Team Plasma to create the most powerful Pokémon ever."
>>686322988
okay so he's just mewtwo 2 basically
>>686322088
kay then
>>686322200
idk but I'm sure there's probably a movie on him or something
>>686322379
hey man cheer up you're better off not being in a south american team (no offense)
>>686322508
Im going through dark souls 1 and none of this makes sense so far. Im on a quest to ring 2 bells for some reason
>>686322536
I can't tolerate mormons. They're too happy and sinister
TAY CHAOS WEAPONS SCALE WITH THE DARK SOUL. MIYAZAKI IS A FOOL.
>>686323137
Stuff like that is simple if you pay attention. It's the details and thematics that are messed up.
>>686323137
I'd rather have mormons than Jehovahs knocking on my door. At least 1/8 times the Mormon is gonna bring me cookies
>>686323292
All i know is im the chosen undead and thats it. They only had like 1 cutscene to explain the context of what it is you're doing
>>686323337
I wouldn't eat those cookies if I were you. They are religious fanatics after all
>>686323625
Mormons do scare me though. They reproduce like Catholics but have Protestant work ethic. That's a dangerous combo
>>686323137
Yeah, I've already reached out to a couple of people from the US that are starting up a new team, and I'm now a part of that project. So things are terrible right now.
>>686323625
Just listen to what people say and read item descriptions. The over-arching plot and the history of the major characters are easy to find and understand. It's by the 2nd and 3rd playthrough that you start to realise that the more minor details and a lot of the thematics don't make sense. Also fuck the Berserk references for being crowbarred in.
>>686312231
I would kiss that shirt
It's not even a shirt, it's a jumper. GOD.
>>686323956
what's your religion?
>>686324010
whats the goal?
>>686324134
woah im not that much of a nerd
That is a sweat shirt.
A gay sweat shirt.
>>686324977
None
>>686324977
We want to participate in small tourneys first, once a set group of 5 people have been decided on and strats/team coordination has been established. After that, participating in Open Quals for larger tourneys again. Two of the current members and I played in the TI5 open qual and made it to the round of 128, and at least one of the current prospects is 6.2k I believe
>>686324977
I tried kissing my screen but nothing happened.
What am I doing wrong here?
>>686325328
coolio. Are you the offlaner?
>>686326917
Offlaner and pos4 roamer if need be, but mostly I'll be offlaning.
pizza or chinese?
>>686327904
Chinese pizza
>>686327743
make sure to hide your matches so the opposing team doesn't know you're a disgusting brooe mainer
>>686328420
By the time we're a set team, we're all going to create new accounts that are only to be used for tourneys, so that shouldn't be a problem at first.
Honestly, the goal is for me to get another hero at the same level I have my brood so I can get a brood respect ban in the first round of bans, and free up a strong meta pick for the pos 1 or 2.
>>686328767
how about gondar? Do people still offlane him or is he just a meme roamer now
>>686329337
He's mostly a roamer, though he's been getting a steady stream of nerfs to his Jinada, so he's no quite as strong as he was a patch ago. Also the most recent patch reduced the gold bounty he gets from track, so not as much of a feared gold boost from deaths. Still loads better than playing him offlane though.
>>686329885
they just keep on butchering him for some reason. Track giving you full vision was the shit
>>686330208
Still though, knowing where the heroes are, how much gold they have, fear of shuriken bounces. It's all mind games with bounty.
>>686330575
so who're you thinking of picking up?
>>686331407
For the offlane? I want my dire Tide to be much stronger, Phoenix needs to be in that mix, possibly venomancer. I could stand to work on my weaker, standard offlaners too (DS, Bristle, Beastmaster). But I want to focus on Phoenix and Tide
> Tidehunter
This triggers Self.
>>686332478
Come now, Tide isn't that strong. I mean, you can still hex, silence, stun, all that fancy stuff. Just don't deal him any damage after :D
>>686332811
Take it up with Self. I love Tidehunter and Squidbuddy.
>>686331647
how do you veno offlane without dying?
>>686332478
you're not wrong. He is such a shitty hero
>>686333018
Play passively, don't use wards at low levels unless you want to feed them/can deny them like a mad cunt. Hit 6, barrel down any particular lane and press R.
>>686332964
I see what you mean from >>686333018
Even I knew to do that with Veno, Self.
>>686333647
Saltier than the tide.
>>686333647
yea but how do reach the creeps for xp?
>>686334047
yea but he's like 6k and you're unranked :^)
>>686334151
Yet I still figured that out.
>>686334360
I'm just saying what works in your bracket might go terribly wrong in his
>>686334584
I expect simple tactics like that are universal.
>>686334151
Well, that depends on what lane you're in. If you're completely zoned out cuz they have a faggot lion/skywrath/ogre magi that thrives off of harassing you, and you happen to be in the radiant side, put your wards to use in the offlane hard camp, push the wave and pull to next wave to the dire hard camp, ask for a rotation and harass the cheeky fuck that harassed you.
If you're dire side in that same boat, you can also try to pull from the radiant hard camp, but it's loads harder, and the offlane hard camp is way further from the t1 tower, so don't solo off as veno on dire unless you know you can stay at LEAST in exp range.
>>686334047
I think I'll play a Tide game in a bit.
>>686334837
im sure what you were thinking of was in the same vein as this >>686335012
>>686335012
do people still play him like a support at least. Also aren't there a lot more magic resistance items in the game now making him more useless?
>>686335501
Since that's not what I was referring to before, no.
>>686335501
You can play him as a support, yeah. Force staff, glimmer, GG boots. 15s 50% ms slow at level 1 is no joke. As far as magic resist items go, there are also magic amp items (we LoL now), but both the magic resist and magic amp items are fairly expensive for a support that doesn't get a great start, so it's not much to worry about.
why does people
>>686335947
alright Chet you win this one
>>686336097
yea but what if the offlaner gets a pipe
why demos you
