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i em da robet
>jon clemed
Obligatory claim.
>>685730629
>meh
>>685730778
>no pic to fap to
>>685730946
kagami claimed
>>685730778
you're good to go then!!! you're on top of everything lol
>>685730794
how are you doing hanako??? is it morning there for ya??
>>685730807
Oh my~
>>685730845
One eyed wunder waifu
Miho claimed
I probably need help.
Milinda claim
>>685731051
fine then....
reminder ~
Shizuru get
Britfag Maki Claimed
spooked lad edition
>>685730518
it's nearly 7am and I've been up since 11am, stayed up for a new video and it's a corpse ;_;
>>685730339
You're too open about them
>
>>685730807
Thats a tasteful one
Rory claimed btw
>>685731155
I want use her butt as a pillow.
>>685730946
Hanako here
>>685730807
You seem to be lacking in the clothes department
>bueno
>>685731071
Nah, it's pouring this arvo
>so cold
>>685731118
We all do
>>685731319
Milk is here.
>>685731319
Breast friend.
>>685731400
sounds like perfect cuddle weather
i've always loved the cold....
Are we posting suggestive things now?
>>685731086
NotForYou.jpg
>>685731300
I know right. kek
>>685731339
>Me too... kek
>>685731400
Just slightly...
>Maki does this to me sometimes.... kek
Claiming best girlie!
>drunkish edition
>>685731428
Nice time.
>>685731522
Booby Brother.
a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>685730946
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Best girl claimed
>>685731086
you bet your smug it is
>>685731300
is that bad?
>>685731569
in/ telegram/
>>685731673
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>>685731569
>>685731618
Still up to nothing?
>>685731548
Yeah...
>I could go for a cuddle too
>>685731600
>I need a camera
>>685731693
Close yer legs
>>685730477
Oh I'm sorry in that case, I was wrongly under the impression you were just trolling or something.
You see, if you are really interested the novel itself, it is translated up to chapter 8 on Baka-Tsuki. There's also a manga and anime if you want to check them out.
>>685730629
I work as a security guard, I don't get paid overtime, it's just the way this is.
I'm still pretty new so I guess I just have to get used to it.
>>685730778
You are lying to me. It's obviously related to ERP, right?
>>685731192
Wew man get some sleep, if you still can kek.
>>685730688
Lot of good memories playing Forge.
Ah, ok got a little confused. From what I remember 5 seemed a little to uh eSportish
>>685730778
Kek, I'd die the first mile.
>can I use the pic?
Surprised you're even asking for permition lel.
>>685730794
Wew indeed.
>>685730807
Definitely~
>>685731600
Don't make me post that pic :^)
>Best idol claimed
>>685731804
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https://www.textmagic.com/free-tools/receive-free-sms-online/7254
did you try this?
>>685731673
Could be. Makes you too easy to lure.
>>685731600
Tasteful can be god tier though. Too much lewd can desensitize, and then you get no more enjoyment.
>>685731086
>ragesmug
>WHY DO CUSTOMERS USE ONLY 3 GRAINS OF SUGAR FROM A PACK AND LEAVE MOST OF IT ON THE PLATE
>THEN I HAVE TO CLEAN THEIR FILTH
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Want to use it because filename
>>685731873
>tfw no one to cuddle with
why even live
>>685731912
but this is REALLY entertaining now.
I might leave in 10 mins when the other britanon leaves, when i come back there may not even be a new video.
>>685731873
No.
>>685732065
Not okay.
>>685732045
but i like being lured by you
<shipmate3
>gif related
>>685732032
That didn't work either.
>Shiro
>>685732073
we can cuddle but you have to be the little spoon
>>685732210
Pretty sure that's what Kagami wants
>>685732073
I can be your cuddle mate if it pleases you.
>>685731873
>No you dont... kek
>>685731912
>Good. <3
What pic do you mean?
>>685732045
Yeah.
>Thats why I only do it for Maki or Mirai
>>685732065
kek nice filename
>>685732073
I have one reason
>I just need to wait for her
>>685732112
>someone get me a fan
>>685732157
But why?
hello
>>685731900
>I was wrongly under the impression you were just trolling or something
I just probably Start Posting my waifu again, being anon makes people kinda hostile
>You see, if you are really interested the novel itself, it is translated up to chapter 8 on Baka-Tsuki. There's also a manga and anime if you want to check them out.
Well I guessed that much, I'll probably put the LN on my phone next weekend
>>685732185
do you have a landline?
>>685732338
lucky day then
now all we need is some lewd clothing
>>685732379
Morning Hanako, how goes it?
Surprised you're not following the Angler case seems like something you might enjoy
>>685732475
nah, and it sends a text anyways
>>685732210
>>685732338
s-spoon?? i've never been a spoon before....
>>685732343
awwww...thank you shiro!!!
>>685732379
wait for her hanako, patience is often rewarded!!
>>685731569
>>685731866
Playing some vidya now, you?
>>685732397
Hey Operator. Just saying hello before I go to sleep. I hope that all is well, man.
>>685732619
Could get a burn phone. Cheap shitty mobile.
>>685731569
>
>maybe
>>685732619
google voice?
>>685732717
Literally nothing.
>>685732762
yep things are going ok. night man.
>>685732688
so I'll take that as a yes ?
>>685732535
Sounds interesting, but I'm already swamped as it is
>finals in a few weeks
>>685732688
I'm an impatient person
>for her, though, I can wait forever
>>685732858
holy shit
gets me
EVERY
TIME
>>685732946
Looking hot as ever Hanako!
>>685732065
Cheeky m8, very cheeky. 10$ says that's Shinoa's doing
>>685732112
Well get some good developments before you sleep man, considering how long a vid takes.
>>685732375
Reverse psychology ain't working on me :^)
I'll be on my way to sleep.
See you later everyone, enjoy your time.
>>685732466
Oh, have you actually read the No game no life novels?
>>685732858
Slut
>>685731051
Oh
>>685731569
I guess so
>>685731600
Hehe~
>>685731611
Welcome back lol
>>685731673
Hehe~
>>685731900
Lol homie I'm asking about the namesync thing
>>685732045
Because dumbasses. Same can be asked why they never clean off their plates and let the dish washers do all the work
>>685732375
:^) I'm not teasing you so don't get any ideas
>>685732397
Sup operator
>>685732698
The face is cute
Claiming Palpa from Seisen Cerberus
>>685732936
i dunno...
>>685732946
that's sweet...she'll be here soon hanako....
>>685733001
fuck off carlos.....
im gonna try and get the 4 hours of sleep i can get....night night everyone, have a great day and even better night!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lB42RjZs0A
>>685733079
Goodnight Kyo.
Sleep well.
>>685733247
come on just once if you don't like it you can leave
>>685733079
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kyouko! And me.
>
>>685733199
T-Thanks.
>>685732946
That's true.
If I hadn't already done my finals I probably wouldn't get involved
>gonna need all summer to mentally heal
>>685733031
Probably going to sleep soon mang, but I'll clock out of the waifu thread when I do
>>685733247
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kagami!
>Shiro
>>685733079
>>685733247
Night yout two
>>685733329
where???
>>685733199
>
>>685733199
sup buddy. i'm debating on if i should buy new boots right now or not and watching game of thrones/ fear the walking dead. how about you?
>>685733079
Bonne nuit, dors bien.
>>685733475
where would you like ?
>>685733031
B-But it was a genuine question?
>
>>685733199
Fair point.
Fuck it, I can barely hold my eyes open and I have to work tomorrow.
Goodnight.
Claiming Beerus
>>685733247
Gute Nacht.
>>685733636
i don't really know, wherever??
>>685733385
>summer
Must be nice to not have summer in December
>it's freezing here
>>685733673
I'm sensing some tension here
>better relieve it
>>685732924
You're posting here so that's not nothing.
fucking Deadman Wonderland. Good taste in anime, OP
Why does the interesting things happen when im working?
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
>>685733684
Goodnight.
>>685733883
dunno, same happens here. probably just small things that look better in hindsight.
>>685733793
even in grass at night while you're a bit drunk and I hold your hand ?
>>685733804
aye but you have sunny winters :^)
I hate the cold, christmas must be awesome~
Claiming Ginsei from kobato.
>>685733684
Night boobie-chan
>>685734033
sounds pretty great actually...
>>685733170
Nah, theres totally nothing sexual going on.
>>685733199
Our dishwashers are good though.
>only because we are a small place and the cooks do the plates
>>685733914
Thanks mang
>>685734157
does it really? so I guess you would like it
>>685733684
>>685733079
>>685733247
Sleep tight you three
>>685733385
Ah well when you do sleep well bro, Try not to think about the Angler kek.
>>685733673
Kek, you really don't know?
>>685734157
I'm your only cuddle mate.
>>685734301
fuck off randy bobandy
>>685734050
Christmas is scorching hot here
>I swear Australia's perpetually drunk all the time
>>685733199
Well apparently it's no longer relevant, so it doesn't matter. I'm more curious about the dankest memes, like ERPing in morse code.
>>685733914
Some things never change though.
>>685734370
you're right shiro, sorry!! ill see you tomorrow hopefully
>>685733914
nice maymay
>>685734270
>totally nothing sexual going on
>>685733883
What are you talking about?
>>685734370
too late we already made plans and I don't know who that is you named
>>685733031
Am I that obvious?
>>685733382
Super cute!
>>685733528
Shit eating grins are the best
>>685733597
Laying in bed after trying to play gmod with friends ;_;
>>685733673
This makes me happy. I also said fuck gmod and is currently in bed sad because i cant play with the friends
>>685733684
Night again
>>685734270
I used to work at panera. Fuckers said they'll treat me evenly. All they do is tell me to be faster and knock out 100+ dishes when I get to my shift
>>685734399
Kek the thread has its own memes
>>685733804
There is no tension here!
>At least I think
>>685734347
I dont! What are you talking about?
>>685734347
I somehow survived yesterday kek
>>685734398
It's been hotter this month in England than where my family friends live in california it's been so fucking hot
>just like me then kek
>>685734604
good night, i wish i could talk some more....
>>685734520
>100% honesty
>>685734766
you fuckin know it
>>685734794
I'll be here tomorow too
>>685734766
No bully
>>685734899
ill see you then, nighty night
>>685734766
>Laying in bed after trying to play gmod with friends ;_;
whats stopping you ? loading server mods?
>>685734520
>totally
>>685735082
night
>>685734875
>flustered
>>685734766
Whats wrong with GMod? Want some help?
>>685734766
100 dishes is easymode compared to when I was at my old place. I washed everything there when I was rehired, helped prep for all sections and helped do stuff like toast as well.
>fresh outta hospital
>still kept up with the other washers
Eventually just went to prep hand and breakfast helper.
>>685735235
>starting to get a lil bit flustered?
>>685734766
Not like I didn't invite you to play gmod or anything...
>>685734766
More obvious than Waldo at a nudist beach.
Kek, I thought you were asleep when that happened though.
>>685734775
:^)
>>685734791
The sleep deprivation or thoughts about the Angler? Kudos if both.
>>685735372
>>685735372
lewd as fuck, when does that happen?
>>685733883
What happend??
>>685734589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCjquncXZVo
i was waiting almoust the whole night for this to get uploaded.
And right when it did get uploaded i was at my morning job.
>>685735468
Yesterday I made it to about 2:30am and then like 90 mins later there was a new vid.
Wasn't missing out again.
Gonna get some sleep mangs, it's nearly 7:30 I should be safe from le angler.
Good morning/afternoon/night
Roll safe
>>685733883
Interesting?
Mai and his thread was anything but interesting, if that's what you're worried about.
Anyone claim Tony Chopper yet?
>>685734766
Tell me about those memes, I wanna know more.
>>685735689
Did they solved anything from the last two vids in the discord, or did he just upldoaded it randomly?
>>685735689
Holy shit I was about to leave, I've been up all night it's fucking spoopy
I'm going anyway so fill me in later if you're following
>>685735720
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Maki!
>Shiro
>>685735801
What was it then? Childish?
>>685735689
damn, didn't know those were still being uploaded
>>685735468
WHAT IS GOING ON!?!? IM SO CONFUSEDDDD
>>685735858
Apparently nothing was solved.
>>685735862
Alright buddy
>>685734890
Aw fuck yeah mang!
>>685734994
Too cute!
>>685735198
>>685735354
Everything is on the lowest and it's still pic related. If you can help me somehow make a 07-08 laptop work better without buying a new laptop, that'll be great
>>685735372
The dish washer life is all about hustling
>>685735391
I have no memory of this. I know your username too
>>685735468
Was getting mods for gmod, Internet was shit, raged, tried to sleep, couldn't and came to lurk on thread. Leave it to me to point stuff like that out lol
>>685735849
Lemme find one
>shinoa with shit laptop
>>685735801
Are you literally the only faggot left in the botnet?
>>685736224
No idea.
>hugs
Well im off to bed night everyone.
>>685736347
>>685735862
>>685736233
I swear I heard someone breathing in the next room last night, and I was home alone.
Fucking retards started speaking about reddit.
she's mine now, mat.
>>685736471
>Hugs.
Night friend!
>>685736347
kek I don't think I can do much for that then... Sorry friend...
>>685736347
holy fuck man. you are shit out of luck if you are running a game as old as garrys mod that low.
>>685735720
Kek, well hey you made it this time. Sleep tight doppelganger.
>>685736224
Kek, I thought that was the pic you liked so much. Maybe I was the one confused.
>>685736347
You slippery serpent haha.
>>685736471
Sleep tight.
>>685736471
Goodnight.
>>685736224
If you're talking about the angler 'killer', it's some random thing that popped up on /b/ a few days ago. Something about this youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6lfthWfZXIHcBmrwBPylQ
and people believing him to be a murderer, and them deciphering codes and other stupid shit from those videos.
>>685736832
I do love that pic!
>OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS ONE MORE THOUGH!
>I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT!
>
she's best
>>685736935
that was so much fun
>i was in the original thread
>i have no life
did you get telegram to work yet?
>>685735550
Dream sequence, ep 10, 13 mins in
>>685735720
You be safe.
>>685736347
I know it
>>685735989
He spammed a thread Karen made just to get people on his thread.
He posted about two Ruri lewds and that was it.
Disappointing.
Checking in. As usual, I can't stay long. Sorry again for never being around, I hope you all have a wonderful day.
>>685737228
Shimizu.
It has been a while. See you around.
>>685736347
Is Maki Nishikino a meme around here?
>>685737183
As I said, most of the things I've tried didn't work. Something to do with it not accepting artificial phone numbers.
>>685737227
He didn't even post the thread he made was the funny part, so don't know how he expects people to get into his thread.
>>685737227
i doubt it was him.
>>685737152
Tomoko is the cutest cringe
>>685736622
>>685736696
Maybe it's the 125 mods I got on it? Cause csgo works with 11-21fps
>>685736832
Thanks homie
>>685737206
It's even worse when there's some bad Ayong near by and people come in ;_;
>>685737433
Not sure. Maybe
Here you go
>shinoa
>>685737568
Best new meme is Koko.
>
Also what the hell is an Ayong
>>685738047
>I hate working with tofu
>>685737568
>>685738047
I like it, has potential.
Congratulations on your memes.
>>685737568
>Maybe it's the 125 mods I got on it
>the 125 mods I got
>125 mods
Im no detective but I think I have solved your problem...
>>685738301
That
>>685737102
I already have you around friend and that's just enough for me.
>>685737568
Cheekiest of them all.
>>685738536
I have 301 mods, it runs at about 100 fps for me. Then again, my computer was about 600 dollars, and not a shitty laptop (not trying to be rude shinoa). Pretty sure mods don't affect your performance.
>>685738818
HOLY FUCKING SMOOTH!
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU <3
>Milinda
>>685738875
>>685738301
Oh. Sup Chen
>Rory-sama
>>685738864
kek it all depend on what kind of mods. I have a 1000 dollar laptop. I run like 210 uncapped.
>Milinda
>>685738982
Hi Rory
>>685738047
I'm new to this lol
>>685738536
Niggas told me to get it. So I was like "fuck it can't be that bad right since the game runs pretty well"
>>685738609
Don't you have rattling to do?
>>685738818
And the breekiest?
>>685738875
Got birb on ur hed
>shinoa
>>685739100
kek mistakes were made...
>Milinda
>>685738864
Oh no you're not. It's weird becuase I ran fine around 50-60 before mods
>shinoa
