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>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
Kyouko claimed.
>>685723645
>Got any Raid?
Nope, sadly.
>>685723780
omg thats so kawaii
best girl claimed
>rules
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>>685722934
I saw it!! it was so beautiful!!!
>>685723055
wew. i really need to watch this according to my wet panties
>>685723081
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>>685723780
kagami claimed!!
>cookie edition
Oh look. NS unbroke itself.
Miho claimed
>>685722730
I had 3 hours of sleep today and its 12:43am now.
Just dropping in to claim and say goodnight, I'm off to bed. Have a good day/night/whatever!
>filename
>>685723990
Goodnight Renge!
>Kyouko
Britfag Maki Claim
nearly 6am and terrified to leave the house edition
we are born with a chance
i am gonna have my chance
we are born with a chance
and i am gonna have my chance
Milinda claim
>>685723645
Let me know if you want more <3
>I can make some quick
>>685723803
Whoa no need to get mad. I was just trying to help...
>>685723984
Sounds like you really could use some sleep... kek
>>685723990
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Renge!
>Shiro
>>685724127
Princesss Mili <3
>>685722978
Rory, being one of the top smugglers and founding member of the
>smug crew
>>685723055
I'm pretty sure you're popular dude
>>685723068
Oh my~ is your lewdness coming back?
>>685723105
Boring but I'm making the most of it. Playing some gmod atm. What's up with your my purple haired friend?
>>685723167
Them sucker love dark colored sweet smelling stuff
>>685723208
First time playing it and am confused on wat do
>the stick up ;)
>>685723645
Got it from BWW. It should have
Obligatory claim.
>>685722958
Oho, I wonder what....
>>685723645
Thanks, man. Likewise.
Kek, music's still a good time passer none the less.
>>685723983
Boobs
Claim
>>685724127
I'm not mad lol
I'm just saying
![[AnimeOut] Girls und Panzer - 02 [720p][Commie][AKS].mkv_snapshot_10.28_[2012.10.23_11.25.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WTTUMbM.jpg "[AnimeOut] Girls und Panzer - 02 [720p][Commie][AKS].mkv_snapshot_10.28_[2012.10.23_11.25.47].jpg")
>>685724127
Yeah.....
>>685724203
my <shipmate3 obviously
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>>685722703
Okay, glad that stuff like that won't be a major issue. Btw, you with the wings? Hoping to fly the f22 one day? I know I would want to fly the raptor :3
>>685722730
No questions other than this: what physical requirements are there?
>>685723964
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>>685723984
>I defecate with power and macsulin athority
>I edjeaculate gallons of seamin from the schwanz
>>685724203
Only when Im on and not being a pussy
>me 18 hours ago
>>685724403
One of the threads OG smuggers.
Claimed btw.
>>685724203
Tour guide claim
>>685724203
nice!!! sounds like a good time lol, i haven't been up to much...just another sleepless night lol
when do you go back to school???
>>685724422
naawww im on chinooks, that's airforce that has f22s :P
you can do anything you want, honestly....the military will teach it to you, as long as you score high on the asvab!!!
>>685724206
Something I could really use as of late.
>>685724220
Yes.
>>685724180
I swear if this is Shinoa....
>>685724203
What game mode are you playing?
>Stick up? I am officially confused...
>>685724240
Oh. My apologies for misinterpreting your post then friend. Hopefully you will be able to see it before the night is done.
>>685724402
I wish you luck with whatever you decide. Let me know if I can help at all.
>>685724422
It depends on the branch. Honestly as long as your okay with physical activity, its not too hard. I enlisted as a 127 pound weakling and made it through.
Emilia-tan is mine
>>685723937
Well a shoe is the next best thing.
>>685723990
Night Renge.
>>685724127
Of course~
>>685724203
Shiett, that's to far m8.
>>685724206
That it is, clears the mind.
>Best idol claimed
>>685724475
>the Morse causes the schwanz to rise regally
>the Morse causes the bowels to defecate majestically
Aaaaahhh! The noble schwanz marches forth to pragnate! It is the best! Hahahaha!
>>685724723
Can i have some milk?
>>685724723
You been stressed lately, horror buddy?
>>685724475
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>>685724586
ONE OF MY FAVORITES TOOO
<SHIPMATE3
>>685724687
OMG I LOVE OVERPOWERED CARDS
>>685720699
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>>685724905
It really is, gotta find the fucker.
>>685724780
Nigga I'm going to bed soon lol
You didn't have to apologize mang I'm way too happy right now to be genuinely mad
It's alright fam
>>685724697
What kind of stuff is tested I the asvab (so I can study my arse off)
>>685724780
K, so no problem with me being 5'3?
>>685724905
D-Does that mean I should make some?
>
>L.I.V.E. O.N.L.I.N.E. N.O.W.
wildliveroulette.tk
>young girl TAKES COCK IN ASS AND PUSSY FOR THE FIRST TIME l.i.v.e. "Ass" we post!
Link related
Pic fucking related
Have Fun
>>685724905
Hello! I ejaculate powrefully into your shoe!
>I defecate regally, it is majestic
>I insert the schwanz into your shoe as I defecate
Unf unf unf oooooohhhh yeeeeeeaaaaahhh! (the voice of the kool aid man having a powreful ograsm)
>I edgeaculate
>Your shoe is satisfied and pragnated by my seamin
>It has been stretched wide by the schwanz
Hahaha! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
Nagisa claim
>>685724780
Im trying to go a hour and a half more to finish watching this podcast.
>>685724927
Of course.
>>685724939
Yeah, haven't been sleeping much either.
>>685724969
Even you! Y is every being stupidly cryptic!
>>685724969
don't let him keep you up!!! smoosh him good kyo!!
>>685725012
just general knowledge stuff...the core subjects and then some speciality stuff, like mechanical understanding!!! it's not a hard test, if you get a GT score of 110 you're open to everything in the military!!
and so it begins
a shitstorm is now brewing
prepare for the worst
still here
>>685725216
mmmmm
I just felt my house shake.
>>685725098
Yes, and the schwanz king shall come to your aid! It is the good time nostalgia feeling! The best!
>I grunt majestically as I unleash a powreful, copious defecation
>It is on the counter
>The seamin comes forth regaly with the majestic defecation
>>685724403
ME? I'm with the bun
>>685724586
Not being a pussy?
>>685724637
I'm too new to understand that
>>685724697
I'mma work for the summer to get money for school and go back in fall. Unless I feel like getting enlisted now
>>685724780
Don't know
>need a pic?
>>685724905
Sheeeeeeeeiiiiit
>>685725278
I'm spooked
>>685725381
earthquake lol
Hello and good morning, my fellow autists of my favorite circlejerk-hugbox.
I would like to claim for myself the cutest and most perfect Charlotte Dunois from the admittedly above average anime, Infinite Stratos.
So please acknowledge the superiority of my claim so I can move on with my business, thank you.
>>685725251
Hmm... okay. It was nice talking to you, but I'm gonna go lurk mode/collapse from exhaustion. Good night!
>>685725291
>Rattle rattle
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>>685725146
Nagisa is a husbando not a waifu.
>>685724556
fuck, too soon
>>685725008
Okay. Still wish you could have seen it. Heard it was a neat thing to see. Glad your in a good mood though!
>>685725012
This might answer a few questions for ya.
>http://www.armyenlist.com/active-duty/basic-training/height-and-weight-requirements/
>>685725173
Ah okay. What is the podcast about?
>>685725475
Ummm please send through steam... Im mildly afraid of what you might have...
>>685725516
good luck mami!!! ill wish you best in everything you do!!! if you have anymore questions, im here pretty much all the time!!
>>685725579
i'm not wrong
>>685725476
But i live on the wat....er...
>see tsunami
>>685724905
No kidding, man. Music's great.
>>685725216
Need some company?
>>685725475
hmmmm, that's a tough choice!!!
where are you gonna work at??
>>685724879
nioce just finished watching last episode
>>685725475
>it was raining outside
>>685725579
It does not matter to the schwanz king! The rich seamin is for the waifu and the husbando! Anyone can be the king's bitch! ^,^
>I defecate dignifiedly
>the schwanz erupts with the seamin
Hey gus, what are you listening to?
>>685725639
Mars is going to be the closest it's been to earth in like a decade on the 30th I guess I can wait until then to see it
I didn't know you'll be able to see Jupiter then too
Getting tired
Peace out nigs
>>685725475
Taking an hour to use an epipen due to mental shit
>had problems in the past, but started out using them fine. Developed a phobia of those pens due to so many failures
>>685725381
Try not to die. Can't drink milk if you're dead.
>>685725809
All the time.
>>685725996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu1WxpQUmH8
>>685724969
Get some NVG.
>>685725098
I'd love that. You deserve something to though~
>>685725119
Ok.
>>685725475
Can you spare some gas money?
>>685725809
Ever listen to ambient tracks? That stuff is amazing.
>>685726046
Night mang.
still here
>>685725475
nuuu Rory is my shipmate
>you said so yourself because we smug
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>>685725809
ive always wondered something
>why do you handpost?
>notoriety?
>no waifu?
>homosexuality?
>>685725886
raining boobies?
>>685725996
me!me!me! - teddyloid (ft. daoko)
>>685726046
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Moogs!
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>>685725796
Lewd!
>the schwanz is primed
>it is released the edgeaculation with lewd majesty
>the force is unstoppable, it blows through the universe and makes a black hole
>mr hawking fellationizes the regal schwanz with joy
>>685725996
Deus Ex: HR soundtrack
>>685726158
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>>685726075
Well God damn.
>>685726155
Lil' smug.
>>685726144
Yup, Halo ODST's soundtrack is pretty ambient. Fucking good stuff.
>>685726158
>why do you handpost?
It started out as a moronic joke on my part about masturbation. Really I just became a frequent user after that, I enjoy conversation.
>notoriety?
Not sure what you mean by that, not really in it for "polarlalr". I just enjoy conversing with people, that's really it.
>no waifu?
I was never that big on the whole "waifu" think, but I respect that other people do it. It's sort of just satire on the whole thing.
>homosexuality?
Actually yeah, was also meant as a subtle indication of bi-sexuality after I thought of it. But yeah, I'm attracted to guys.
>>685725996
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>dont ask
Followed swiftly by
https://youtu.be/XkfO8c8MlKU
>>685726046
On the 30th? Shit thats the day after my birthday... I didnt know that. Thanks friend.
Goodnight. Sleep well.
>>685726144
A-A present? F-For me?
>
>>685725996
Areosmith, Dont Want To Miss a Thing
Reminder that Telegram is also available for desktop.
I'm still waiting you fucking junkies.
>>685725639
How to post pics to steam?
>>685725826
Maybe some construction place. Gotta get them gainz and learn a bit more about construction y'know. Could be useful later in the future
>>685725886
Y u do dis?
>>685726058
Sorry for asking. I didn't know
>>685726144
I wish ;_;
>>685726158
Is rory fine with this?
>>685726742
To be noticed?
>>685726742
>>685726540
Meh, I'm used to all this by now, it'd just be nice ya know.
>>685726540
hand
>>685726742
What is infinite Stratos? A game?
>>685726840
Post it on imgur, then link in steam.
>Milinda
Best husband claimed
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>>685726540
>masturbation
i should have known!
woo i got it! (the into guys thing)
>maybe i'm not as autistic as those doctors said
>>685726549
that fuckin gif!!!
>>685726840
idfk tbh i think so iirc
>but i ship it
>>685726840
gotta get swoll for the push ups!! lol
construction is always a good plan b!!!
>>685727010
would you like to join the One Eyed Wunder Waifus?
>OEWW
>>685726948
Hello Tomoko-chan! The schwanz king salutes you majestically! ^.^
>>685725996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>685726540
Now that really clears the mind. Never heard the ODST stuff, more of a Reach guy. Worth checking out though.
>>685726683
Haha, of course. You deserve it for being so great.
>>685726840
Aww, thanks anyway. I'll just run there.
>>685727163
hello
>>685727017
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>>685726840
To be acknowledged.
>>685726861
Yes, thank you, thank you.
>>685726956
It's some chinese novel nobody gives a shit about, except for me of course.
>>685727338
Adorable
ahri claimed
>>685727481
y-you're welcome, how are you doing tonight charlotte???
>>685726905
Yeah man, no kidding. I feel you there.
>>685726948
I'll pat you one day.
>>685727017
Hehe, well good job on asking directly, always the best choice.
>I've been making it pretty clear lately that I'm a faggot to be fair.
Can doctors even diagnose falling on the spectrum? Think you need a behavioral expert or something.
>>685727323
Reach, huh? Let us converse about how badly Bungie shit on the books (unless you didn't read them, and that's fine.)
Always happy to meet another Halo fan.
>>685727017
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>>685727323
Awhhh. <3
I feel like I owe you now.
>Is this what you want?
>>685727746
I like this pic.
>>685727571
yeah
>>685727618
fantasy land stuff there
>>685726840
Its fine, I only have troubles faced with the pen.
>>685727017
Here, have a new one.
>>685727746
>>685727142
Asfter thoughtful consideration, I agree to join your group!
>>685727481
What is it about and where do I get the translation?
>>685726840
>>685727806
I like this pic
>>685728000
That's a pretty nice pic anon.
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>>685727618
yeah ive been to 4 different mental health professionals >.<
>>685727626
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>>685727839
holy shit i needed this in my life
>like i need a new pair of panties
>>685727896
OEWW!
>OEWW!
>>685728112
Thanks
>>685727806
You and me both...
>>685727872
Did I just make half your face disappear? If so, I do apologise.... kek
>>685727746
I want to rub her belly.
>>685728297
n-no it's still there!!!
>I tried
>I failed
>as usual
>>685728118
And another
>>685727820
I will.
>Or not, it's your choice.
>>685728118
Well that's a bummer, I hope you're alright, man.
>>685728514
Still Golden either way.
>>685728514
Its ok im the same right now.
>>685728514
sleepless nights are best nights
>10000% suffering
>>685728514
Welcome back in any case.
>>685728514
It's ok, I knew you would be back.
>>685728118
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Claiming best girlie
>I drink to forget but always remember edition
>>685728773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bF9h16H_zU
>the angler discord is now turning on each other trying to find the killer
>>685728593
I try.
>>685728622
I'm sorry.
>>685728629
>kill me now
>>685728632
Thanks.
>>685728681
I saw.
>it was longer than 30
>>685728505
Somehow I dont doubt it... ;)
>>685728510
Well thats good.
>>685728905
only if you promise to stab me first
>>685728837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWvKDSwvls
>Kurisu
>>685727604
I was doing perfectly fine this beautiful MORNING,
until these fucking people decided to FUCKING IGNORE ME.
Damn this please gets worse by the time.
>>685727962
Learn to use fucking Google or something, it's just low level pandering of the worst kind like every other light novel out there.
>>685727618
Nah, haven't read the books sadly.
Not the biggest Halo fan there is (Only played Reach a lot do to a past friend) but I enjoy the series.
Don't know where it's going now though.
>>685727746
Again, not my intention, but hey I'll accept it with open arms~
>>685728864
Ah 4chan, a magical place.
>>685728905
>it was longer than 30
I'll give that to you.
>>685728118
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>>685728905
Its ok.
>>685728934
Your right id move a little south.
>>685729112
This shit is so spoopy, did you see the latest video? It's a fucking body mang
>>685729112
Okay! <3
>More for you then?
>>685729044
great taste!!!
>>685729058
i don't think people intentionally ignore you, we're all just caught up!!! but im here to talk
how was your weekend charlotte??? did you have a good one??
>>685729170
read >>685728693
>>685726966
Well?
>>685727017
Iirc?
>>685727055
Fuck yeah. I got 32 on my cadence pushup
>>685727323
Jogging is gud 4 u
>>685727481
Your welcome friend. You new here?
>>685727839
Think if it as adrenaline shits from l4d2
>>685727972
;_;
>>685728514
Happens
>shinoa
>>685729041
I couldn't do that.
>>685729141
Not by much, though.
>>685729245
Good.
>>685729355
A little too much.
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Hanako here
>currently wearing my hazmat suit
>>685729355
nice!!!! you'll be set for your p.t. test then!!! gotta work on that run too lol
>>685729427
it's okay, i can guide your hand
i couldn't do that to you either...
>>685728905
Doing a great job, man. Should try and get some sleep though, I know it's hard. But you should try.
>>685729112
That's fair, the books aren't perfect but they're pretty damn good.
Reach is still a nice introduction to the franchise, it's all good, man. Fun game.
Where it's going now? Oh, don't even worry about those shitty things.
>>685729245
>Your right id move a little south.
Come on down, hot stuff.
>>685729570
are you standing next to a microwave???
>>685729633
>i can guide your hand
