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Megumin claimed~
>>685347942
why indeed
PULLED OVER TO THE RIVER, TO TAKE A REST
PULLED OUT A PAIR OF PLIERS PULLED A BULLET OUT OF MY CHEST
Best German Cv Claimed
>>685346521
Hello Kyouko !
How You doing ?
How was your day ?
>>685346597
>Don't think we've spoken before~
It hurts ...
>We allready spoke few times
Im not a regular visitor now cause i dont have much time everyday for 4chan posting
>I'm good, how are you?
My day was pretty good then i meet ppl in my job
>>685346882
https://youtu.be/guPaiTI86UM
>Sr for late respond
I'm gonna go eat dinner now, see you guys later.
Swede with finals anxiety reporting in.
Tenryuu claimed
>>685348087
later gator
>>685348070
her face
>konata
I need to finish it bit fuuuuuuuck this was a bad idea
>>685347216
Im alright, not doing much right now
Akiko claimed
>>685347525
I don't really know mine, not that big on hip hop or rap.
But if I had to choose, most likely can't stop won't stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0
>>685348084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg
Dio-sama...
I bought a battle pass on dota 2 and as I was about to vote for the Juggernaut ont he arcana vote, I didn't see him and it devastated me. Later on I saw that he was on a different bracker so everything is k now.
Who wants a shower pic?
>Tsuyu
>>685347703
Im doing good anon just making myself some food, and you?
>>685348084
I'm doing good, thanks for asking!
>How was your day ?
Really standard and boring, played Dark Souls 3 for a bit, now I'm watching the thread and some youtube stuff.
What about you?
(Also that's Fate Testarossa in Graf clothes)
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685347345
Any plans for the rest of today?
>>685347703
We'll have to see~
>>685347882
I've played most things once. I play LoL every day (I've played for like 4 years) and I'll be smashing Overwatch when it's out.
What about you?
>>685348084
You're not confusing me with the other Maki are you?
>pretty sure we've not spoken... If we have I'm sorry
What job do you have champ?
>>685348214
What's up smuggers?
>>685348253
What happened with the presentation Akiko? Any word?
Best type moon claimed
>>685348214
Finish what?
>>685348214
send me the rest c:
>>685348242
Same, I'm just relaxing
>>685348283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og_9ueC2kR8
ratfu is best waifu
i hate niggers
Lazy claim. FF9 is being horrible.
>>685348583
We hate you too.
best waifu darkness
>>685348449
Those guys were at a festival I was at last year, stopped to listen for a while whilst getting some food.
A blast from the past incoming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
>>685348583
No hate.
Friends are back, I'll see you guys later.
>>685348583
We all do.
>>685348364
Not really, I'll go with what I feel like.
>>685348583
:o
>>685348449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
>>685348702
We have all 3 now! :O
>>685348310
I'm to impatient for my own bad joke
>claiming yume
>>685348253
How is it going do you got an answer?
>>685348345
I'm also doing good, just done eating some pizza and drinking a bit~
>>685348364
So, how was your day?
>>685348702
Fellow Konosuba anon~
How are you?
>>685348804
Dat pic is weird..
>>685348789
have fun little guy
>konata
>>685348364
I sent them an apology message for not being there, along with the build. I hope they show some compassion. I'm more worried about my heart rate right now, it's kinda crazy for no apparent reason.
>>685348789
See ya Karen
>>685348973
Bye
Why is she so perfect?
>>685348364
Food lol see below to know what
>>685348384
2McGangBang, 2 large fries, large Dr.Pepper, Oreo Mcflurry and 10pc chicken nuggets
>>685348449
It'll get cold and nasty tho! I don't want to do that to you
Fuck you.
>>685349054
>>685349054
That soft squishy marshmellow asshole
>>685348973
>>685349032
>
Congrats you two
>>685349156
You did good
>>685348973
>>685348988
>>685349032
kek.
Goodnight Tats.
>>685348953
>pic
>>685348973
>>685348988
>>685349032
congrats
>>685349156
be gentle
>>685348973
Goodbye Tats.
>>685348953
Pretty good, I cooked steak for the first time today.
It was an experience I'll say that. It was a bit uneven and my sides went a bit cold but it was delicious. I was proud.
>>685348800
>dub dubs
Sounds comfy!
>>685349032
>congrats
Been drinking energy drinks to get the build finished? You could also be stressed under the situation.
>>685349097
Damn. sounds comfy as fuck
shiinarino claimerino
>>685348283
Great one mate
>https://youtu.be/MKH6PAoUuD0
>>685348360
>played Dark Souls 3
Nice !! i need advice here
Im stuck in watcher of the abyss boss
>Just cant beat him when he use flame sword
>(Also that's Fate Testarossa in Graf clothes)
Finaly someone notice is
>Point for you
>>685348364
>confusing me with the other Maki
Wait , there is more Maki clamers here ?
>Shieet didint know that
>What job do you have champ?
At this moment im warehouse manager
How about you ?
>>685348953
Ah lucky you I could go for some pizza right now. What're you drinking tonight?
>>685349375
What's your current build?
You could always go and do the church first.
>>685348899
How's life?
>>685348919
I approve that usage of duct tape.
>>685348973
Have a good one.
>>685349051
All good Syndra?
>>685349375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gie5q1Q-jvY
>>685349375
Yeah, I'm here usually between 12pm-12am GMT and the other is like the opposite.
I claim under 'Britfag Maki', he claims 'Best Idol'
>we haven't actually spoken that's how different our timezones are.
I'm a uni student, finished for this year but looking for a part time job to pay my bills through summer
>>685349705
I see you're making progress on the pictures
>>685349097
Geez.. How can you even finish all that? :o
>>685349351
I'm not drunk enough for these kind of pics kek
>>685349364
Nice! First time I made steak, it was a disaster. I couldn't eat it because it was too burnt~
>>685349535
Why not order it from a restaurant? I'm drinking some Lagavulin~
>>685349364
I have not been drinking or eating anything special since my salmon incident so that can't be it. It might be the fact that I've been stressed and awake for almost 48 hours now. I'm just gonna chill and try not to die
How is your evenin going?
>>685348988
Well damn
>>685349375
>Im stuck in watcher of the abyss boss
>Just cant beat him when he use flame sword
It's not a hard boss fight honestly.
Take advantage of the fact that you can stagger him and backstab him (also parry, if you're good at parrying).
Overall you should just learn the 2nd phase moveset, roll and attack, don't be too greedy (especially if you're using a slow weapon) or you'll get punished hard.
You could also do this >>685349540
If you didn't do it yet.
d
m
s
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>>685349097
That sounds like a whole bunch of fat. Big night?
>>685349973
Mix it with lemon juice
Touch your fingertips
You'll taste the lemon
>>685349642
Everything is alright, just lurking around
>>685350142
ayy
>>685348919
Thats a nice uncluttered shower hanger.
>>685350163
Gotta be honest, thats getting dangerously furry. But I guess that is fine too.
>>685349870
Got 154 done out of about 500.
>I can only bear to do about 50 in one sitting
>I'll be done soon Shiki-sama
>>685349897
Put a fried egg on top too so any horrible bits were hidden by egg~
I really want to become a good chef but I'm so lazy and living off the state at university doesn't facilitate me buying A grade ingredients
>>685349924
Must be, I don't know what advice I can give to that to be honest.
It's pretty good, made a nice dinner and just sitting back with a few cold ones now.
>>685350298
lmoa
>>685349364
getting sleepy just because I'm full
>>685349897
By saying fuck it. That's breakfast, lunch AND dinner. $18 value lol
>>685349982
Haven't had breakfast or lunch. It's now my dinner too
>>685349642
Life's good. Same old same old, but that's not bad. How's life treating you?
>>685349897
I'm trying to cut back on junk food :( I could go for a drink right now. Sadly I can't get any until next year
>>685350337
>>685349540
Im using Heavy Great Machete +3 with Grass Crest Shield. Also using Fallen Knight Set
>You could always go and do the church first.
Where i shoud go then ?
>>685349642
>Why this is so great ?
>>685349705
Well ok now I see the difference
>I'm a uni student
Other Maki claimer also is a uni student
>Are you sure dont spoken ?
>>685349966
Well im allways die when he use double swing attack with flames
>I suck so hard in this game ;<
>thanks for the advice
>>685350163
Well then.
>>685350472
Glad to hear that.
Pretty good currently, kind of feel like getting back to finish that FO4 dlc, but to hell with that last 10 min long loading screen for no apparent reason.
>>685350643
I don't even know, it just struck me.
Abyss Watchers are weak against lightning damage, you're welcome.
>>685350591
>a cat is fine too
>>685350410
Thats unhealthy. And I skip meals. I try to remember but sometimes km too busy at work.
>>685350643
To the ruins you saw in crucifiction ruins before entering farron swamp.
Be honest, waifufags.
Do you ERP?
>>685350915
N-No.
>>685350915
Nope
>>685350338
I'd have to put fried eggs all over my steak kek
You'll get to eat fucking glorious food in a few month~
>>685350410
Damn.. Hope you don't throw up all that~
>>685350516
Not all pizza are unhealthy~
I'm guessing you're 20 if you have to wait a year just to drink
>>685350643
The church is on the left when you start in the road of sacrifice~
>>685350915
I GIVE MY LIIIIIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
BUT FOR YOOOUUUU
>>685350999
Come here qt <3
>>685350643
I mean Maki and University are wide enough to be coincidences I think~
>and I'm almost certain we haven't spoken prior to today///
>>685350410
Damn. The most I can handle is a chicken sandwich, 20 pc mcnuggets and large fries at £10
>and I haven't even had that order since I started eating healthier
>>685350915
No.
>>685351035
What food? Are you talking about when I master the steak~?
>>685350915
No.
>>685350643
>Well im allways die when he use double swing attack with flames
I see, at first it might seem like a hard boss fight, but really, it's not.
As you're using a pretty high consuming stamina weapon (and it's a really slow weapon aswell) try to keep an eye on your stamina so that you don't run out of it while attacking.
Patience is the key, you'll eventually make it.
Or you can summon someone to help you (unless your game is yarred)
>>685351190
When you said getting grade A ingredients isn't easy
And also when you master the steak
I really fecking hate chemistry sometimes
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>685351379
Well I've got two+ more years of university left!
At least I'll be able to have nice things in my new house.
>>685351527
And back to chemistry I go!
>>685351563
Its the cute waifu i was following!
>>685351527
Good luck with your chemistry.
>>685350338
Ah, don't worry about me, I'm hard to kill.
your evening sounds good to me, wouldn't complain
>>685350915
not me personally
>>685351075
Hey Tsuyu, hope you're doing alright now
lurking last thread was interesting
>>685351527
Not even close this time
Don't stop believing trips guy
>>685351035
Yeah that's true, spinach and feta pizza is actually pretty good. I turned 20 in Feb so yeah it'll be a while before I can get my own alcohol.
>>685351527
>>685351577
Someday.
Good luck at becoming the next Walter White.
>>685351656
>f-f-following?
>>685351742
I just like to be helpful Akiko.
I wish I did have the advice to make your situation better :(
>>685351527
Have fun with chemistry~
>>685351563
I thought you had a few month left D:
You got a house? Damn you're lucky~
>>685351846
>tfw I'm 18 and can legally drink
So, what are you gonna eat?
>>685351924
Maki has his own stalker~
>>685352073
Get out of here Stalker.
>>685352168
I'm not the stalker
Sorry to disapoint
I'm gonna go eat, later gators :o
>>685351924
Yes, you're super cute <3
>>685352276
AHH NUUU
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>685352276
you can stalk me anyday kek
>k
>Late claim
>>685351742
Dont mention that peaches life is good
Them drum-machines ain't got no soul.
Mizore claimed
>>685352073
Unless you confused me with Best Idol, as Graf said before he's in uni too.
Yeah, in England they recommend you to go into shared accommodation, where I live now with 11 other people.
In July, I'm moving into a rented house with my best friend in the city and someone he lives with already.
I'm paying like £70 rent a week in this house for 12 months~
>>685352386
are you the anon I keep telling to join in?
The pics don't even have to get your waifu, the waifus are just to facilitate discussion and break the ice.
>please join in
>>685352073
Damn I'm jealous. I had some macaroni and some watermelon slices. Juicy watermelon is one of my favorite things about summer
>>685350852
Thing dude needs to bulk up lol
>>685351035
That's wasting and the lawd didn't tell man to waste good food like that!
>>685350915
Do I really need to answer?
>>685352621
I should join in just for you.
You're so adorable <3
Leekgirl claimed
Milinda claim.
>Yes im actually in a daytime thread for once.
>>685351190
I need to bulk and my metabism got me
>>685350811
> lightning damage
kk got it
Thanks for help
>>685350904
>>685351035
Gonna do this tommorow cause my xbox pad is dead
>>685350915
NO ofc no
>>685351190
Ok then ..
>I see you just dont want to remember me
>Hurts so bad
>>685351337
>high consuming stamina weapon
Yea im trying to make a Guts in ds3
>Patience is the key
I dont belong to patient ppl
>>685352784
Pasta boy <3
>>685351924
I appreciate you trying to help but man, don't worry about it seriously. I don't worry as much as I should about anything and I'm still around. I'll just play some single player vidya and relax for a bit.
>>685352500
Well it's good to have you back. Life is alright, much more interesting than death at least
>>685352535
Not sure if this is the origin but I got that reference
https://youtu.be/5MR6B1jvUg4
>>685352875
I'm pretty sure you were here last time in the day
>>685352875
>daytime
what
>>685350915
Yes, of course.
>>685352948
Hey Graf, nice to see you.
How are you? <3
Okay forget the fireball im gonna start with this bottle here
Gonna drink it all and see what goes on
>Tsuyu
>>685352426
Please don't give flashbacks from this game kek
>>685352489
>W-what?
>>685352621
Oh, sorry then
I see..
That's a pretty cheap rent~ Mine was like 120 a week :/
>>685352677
Watermelon are one of the best thing period~
>>685352757
That's good!
>just be careful
>>685352948
Good luck~
>>685352875
Hello Mili~ How are you?
>>685352948
>Yea im trying to make a Guts in ds3
Ah, classic cosplay build.
Be sure to find the Greatsword in Farron Keep.
>>685352784
oh look its the pasta boi
I'm back, went to a pizza place in my city. Pretty good stuff.
>Haruhi claimed.
Hey guys! Hope your day is going well.
>9am
>should I?
Rory-sama
>>685352495
Senpai!
>>685352816
I'm flattered.
>>685352948
I'm really sorry Graf. But I'm not gonna lie.
>>685352929
Ahh that's fair enough then, good luck smuggers!
>>685353066
Yeah but it just sucks because I could imagine what it would be like if that happened to me in uni.
>when's that /waifu/ build coming though? I wanna play it!
>>685353196
It's fine! It happens from time to time~
Yeah my rent in uni accommodation is £125 it's such a rip-off.
Can't wait to move as well because people in this house steal each other's things which is fucking dickish
>>685353081
kek nah. I usually am not on till after 10pm. Im like 4 hours early today.
Also, hello Shinoa, I see you have been resurrected... kek
>>685353102
kek daytime for me at least... Where are you located?
>>685353196
Heyo Megumin! Im good how about you?
>>685350915
Nope, not a faggot
>>685353102
>what are multiple timezones
>>685353397
I like you :3
>>685350915
Not one fucking bit
>>685353196
im just sayin....
>>685353397
>when's that /waifu/ build coming
Oh let me add another level or two and you can have it. It feels way too short now. I haven't put a reference in there yet and I'm not sure if I will either, seems cringey and like a lot of unnecessary work in hindsight. Anyway I'll probably be done with it tomorrow, then I'll upload the build as a zip somewhere
>>685353633
>checked
What's up Karen?
>>685353511
Norway.
But i thought it was still like 20:00 in USA atm?
>>685352948
It's always good to have weapons with different elemental damages in case you meet enemies that are immune to other ones or super weak.
>>685353066
Correct, you get 1 internets for that.
>>685353164
Never tried any of those odd mixed drinks, nor am I a friend of rums in general.
>>685353394
Raw?
>>685353394
If you're drinking, know that I'm with ya~
>>685353397
>thighs
I fucking hated it when people stole my food
I got into a fight because of that kek
>>685353511
I'm also good~
just started drinking!
>>685353794
I'm not pervy enough for that~
Ask Homu!
>>685354141
a-ask homu to stalk me....or ask homu how perverted you are???
>>685354076
Tastes like tootsie rolls tbh
>>685353397
I am mang lol
>>685353511
I've been gaming with the squad last night. Never noticed that lol
>shinoa
>>685354010
Playing hots with some friends, posting in between matches.
Anything with you?
>>685354076
>single malt
What do you think?
>>685354141
Im not a pirate, but Ill do a shot to help me wake up.
>if someone rolls dubs
>>685353158
Ahhh my pasta boy !
Doing fine thanks !
>We have a new salty material on yt
Cant wait for you on ts3 <3
>>685353196
Thank you
>>685353262
Allready have it but i dont have materials to upgread it and its allso much slower than machete
>>685353397
Ok ok then !
>Anyway that was ouer first time then !
>>685353633
Hello there Karen !
>Nice Dubs
>>685354076
Have only Axe with dark element dmg
>Thanks again for advice
>>685353158
Ggh
>>685352948
>trying to make Guts
>using great machete
nigga what are you doing, you get Greatsword before Abyss Watchers fight so no excuses
>>685354023
>Norway
Thats pretty cool! You like it there?
Also, im in the midwest US. its currently 1755
>>685354141
Nice! Im gonna start in a few hours.
>>685354324
Sounds chill. I might play some CSGO in a little bit and rage at silvers... kek
Satori Komeiji claimed!
>>685354511
>>685354423
oh, didn't see this post
>>685354423
Mm kay kay, greatsword is pretty slow but it's a fun weapon to use honestly.
Hope you manage to defeat the boss soon!
>>685354423
That is a nice pic.
It's going into my "Anime girls with instruments" folder.
>>685354249
Why not both?
>
>>685354402
I used to take morning shots when I didn't want to wake up
It helps a lot!
>>685354564
Nice!
Hope I don't pass out by then kek
>>685354076
Thanks for the internetz comrade
https://youtu.be/7W8wP5wag9Y
>>685354389
I'm just trying to relax now. was lurking last thread, pretty interesting.
Not really up to anything now really so I think I'll just hang around here for a bit
>>685354010
Sounds good Akiko
>just don't work yourself to death again
>>685354141
well of the people left, there's only 6 of us and one of them is the thief, there are 4 girls though so I can't really fight them, and I know it's not the guy.
>>685354402
>Dubs get
>>685354423
You seem like a great person though! Let's get along, shall we~?
Miho claimed
>>685354734
<3
>>685353291
Heyo Yume.
>>685353397
Good evening Kouhai~
>>685354423
I'll be there when I can.
Which it should be pretty soon~
>>685354475
Is it "I hate lewds" anon?
>>685354321
Pretty odd, I've only ever tried flavored vodka, but that really wasn't my thing so I decided to stay with normal vodka.
>>685354402
You never know.
>>685354423
Might want to get some bleed weapons too.
Although I believe you might already possess a few.
>>685354788
No problemo.
But time to get to the real deal because Fifa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBTSG_Tryhc
>>685354811
Well then. That didnt take long.
>waifu magic
>>685354564
Could not be happier ^^
How about you? You like the US?
>>685354761
well i already know one of them....and it's not the stalking one!!
>>685355129
>stalking
>>685354871
Good evening senpai. Have you had a good day~ <3
>>685355037
Top kek lad get drinking
>>685355317
I love you.
>>685354761
kek good luck. Apparently you all got a good laugh the last time I was really drunk here... kek
>>685355053
Thats good!
I like the US. It alright.. Then again I have nothing to compare it too... kek never left the country.
>>685355317
Yes, I had.
Though it's better now since you're here <3
>>685355275
>muffled cheeki breeki in the distance
>>685355541
And you'll probably be the one who gets a good laugh this time~
>>685355627
Awh qt~~~
Been up to anything nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w869Avr_fXI
>>685355596
i-is that a good sign??
>kagami
First shot taken. Feels good man.
>Rory-sama
>>685355790
Just came back from a walk, grabbed a beer in the meantime~
You?
>Noire
>>685355730
kek maybe.
>Maybe I will find some counter-blackmail material....
You never told me last night what you and Mirai were planning...
>Miinda
>>685355933
Depends on you~
>>685356124
Mirai already told you~
>Megumin
>>685356077
made myself a nice dinner, cooked steak for the first time it was pretty good, and now just chilling with a few beers~
>Maki
