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Waifu claim thread
>Cheeki Breeki edition
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
Megumin claimed~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
INSTEAD OF PEACE THE POLICE
JUST WANNA WRECK AND FLEX
ON THE KID
WHAT I DID WAS TRY TO BE THE BEST
AND SO THEY FINGERED THE TRIGGER
FIGURED I WAS A BIGGER NIGGER
AND THEY STARTED TO SEARCH ME
SO I HEADED WEST
Rory claimed
>>685356758
Best girl claimed!
whatup waifu?
>>685356905
shiro here
>playing osu! edition
Britfag Maki Claim
Miho claimed
Tats <3
>>685356758
kagami claimed!!
>megumin's a pervert edition
>>685356436
ill say it's a great sign!!!
Best German Cv claimed
>>685354511
>>685354646
Any way Greatsword is much slower than others stamina eating weapons
>And Machete have better dmg even with heavy gem
>>685354665
Thank you Kyouko !
>Btw Where are you in ds3 now ?
>>685354734
Thats one of my favorite pictures in my folder!
>>685354811
>Great person
Are you rly call me a grat person ?! Oh my
>Let's get along, shall we~?
I'm already like you !
>>685354871
I hope so !
>We need 3rd administrator on ts3
>Im voted on you !
>>685355034
> bleed weapons
I have only short dagger with bleed status
>35 dmg on it suck
>claiming best waifu
Mizore claim
>I got a job guyz
>>685357046
I finished the game 3 times already!
I'm replaying it and I'm at the Cathedral of the deep right now.
>Kyouko
>>685357136
where? :o
>konata
>>685356758
Hanako claim, mobile edition. Good morning guys! How are you?
>where's my shipmate?
The one and only Mikasa
>>685356944
Decent, prefer Rei though
Obligatory claim.
>>685357136
congrats dude! wish i could get one
>>685356633
Well that's nice!
I'm sure you'll be cooking much better in no time~
>Drinking some disaronno here
>>685357046
No worries~
>well that's new
>>685357013
I-I'm kind of shy, right now.
<3
>>685357136
CONGRATS!
what you fuck are do?
>is it piloting an Eva?
>because that comes with a hot work uniform
>>685357253
MIKASAAAAAAAAAA
interesting.
>why
>Enju claimed
I hope I die soon
>>685357220
Cook at Ruby Tuesdays
>>685357351
Thanks man, first job outside joining the reserves.
>>685357428
I got the all black uniform, sleek, not sexy.
Akiko still here?
We hard bass now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tSWjrSabIk
>>685357046
Well then, you'll get better ones that are more suitable for your build later on.
>>685357046
I like you too!
>your wife an absolute cute too
>>685357136
Congrats Mizore!
>also A+ waifu taste fam
>>685357360
Got some Punk IPA
>fruity ale
>also have some lager and red ale to try as per Megumin's request~
I really want to be a good cook, but I'm so lazy...
>I also have been eating a lot of tomatoes like you suggested~ <3
Akiko claimed
Holy shit man Vel'koz is just stupid good in URF and a shit ton of fun
too bad you have to fight shaco,zed and ekko 100% of the time
Im slowly finishing my adult chocolate milk
Gonna go crazy
>>685357032
As far as I'm concerned, you're the pervy one in this ship~
>>685357576
Who doesn't?
>>685357415
I only wanted a hug.
>>685356959
>>685357595
See>>685357622
Yeah.
>>685357428
I wanna be looked after her like the way she does to Eren
>>685357618
Cutie~
>>685357680
i am??? b-but im not pervy!!!!
>>685357580
Nice, cook, cashier?
>>685357576
:( (toast looks good)
>>685356758
>>685357827
>>685357415
>says shy
>no pants
>shy
>pantsless
>>685357650
Froglovich!
>>685357774
do you believe in Trump too?
>>685357854
Gonna rail that ass
>>685357709
I-I can do that. I think.
>hugs
I-Is it better now?
>>685357242
Hello.
>I could ask the same question
>>685356758
i heard someone was looking for me
>>685357922
>>685357938
Yeah, sure.
>>685357622
It doesn't matter who you face if you're garbage, akibro
How's your day been? One friend went to sleep and the other is playing mount and blade.
>>685357774
Thank you hand bro
>>685357766
>pic
>>685357959
Y-Yes
>>685357618
Thanks m8
>>685357841
Cook, working fryer side after I finish my training.
>>685357778
>literal cuck
>>685357827
I dispute that claim
>>685358022
Ooh, I was!
>>685358065
>>685358151
>
>>685358216
I've been watching you, bacon~
>>685358109
You're welcome.
>>685358166
Legs.
>>685357827
>I'm not pervy
>got into the brotherhood of pervs
>I'm not pervy
>has stolen panties
>I'm not pervy
>has a pool filled with panties
>I'm not pevy
>>685358159
nice, I switch from grill, fryer and food prep, I work at mcdonald's. So youve started already?
>>685358398
Hand :(
>>685358159
Get out of cooking as soon as you can
>been a cook for 10 years. Not worth it beyond the skills and mindset
>dubs and I take that second shot of my single malt
>>685356758
She came down the stairs holding back her long yellow hair
And her cheeks were as red as a rose
As a rose...................
And her cheeks were as red as a rose
>>685358466
Don't look at it, you'll damage your vision.
>>685358216
w-what??! what do you mean???
>>685357172
Oh my ... sou you probably have a badass weapons
>3 times , thats immpresive
>>685357330
Hello hando kun ! How you doing ?
>>685357360
If u dont want too , i wont force you
>Anyway we miss you
>>685357608
I hope so !
https://youtu.be/fro6je9L5kg
>>685357618
>your wife an absolute cute too
Im so glad i have new waifu claimer buddy !
>I need to say that your waifu is rly sexy
>>685358544
Well she went up to her room where she sang her faithful tune
>>685358183
>Whats wrong with a girl taking care of ya?
>>685358600
I was doing fine, now I'm just sort of disappointed.
How are you?
>>685358716
Well I'm goin where those chilly winds don`t blow
I'm really no good at this.
Sorry Miho.
>>685358462
Yeah, today was my first on the job training day.
>>685358488
I love cooking, I did catering back in highschool, maybe I'll dislike this, but I when I lose myself making food I get all zoned out, it's nice, but yeah I am using this job as a stepping stone. Hopefully.
>Dubs take another shot for me.
>>685358109
>It doesn't matter who you face if you're garbage
kek, true but that swings both ways
My day has been hectic, I'm glad I can settle down and play some games now. I got my heart rate down to acceptable levels too, so that's nice. Are you over at your friends or were you just playing online?
>>685358445
t-that wasn't just me!!! i mean....i helped, but it wasn't all me!!!
>>685358842
Well I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Rain and snow, run me out in the cold rain and snow
>>685358867
Noooooo, I aborted, why did this post!
>>685358398
I think I know the thing that causes your things.
>>685358726
<3
>here is your shipmate
>>685358279
>>685357618
I wish I had more kinds of beer to taste here.
>Red ale is nice
That's not a problem, many recipes needs time to be done properly~
>they're specified for summer!~
>>685358600
I didn't say that, it's just new to hear that.
>I miss ts3 too
>>685358867
work is fun when things are busy imo, it's fun (as fun as making food goes) and time flys, the worst part of work is when things are slow imo
>>685358216
im here hi :>
>>685357953
she may even feel it!
>>685358070
does he have your vote?
>i swear to God I'm not trump
>>685357778
I meant why you prefer Rei >.<
but damn normally it takes a couple more posts before people dump out their purse like that
>i understand completely with this
>>685357580
sleek is sexy girl! you own that greasy hunk of heavy cloth
>btw never wash anything you wore while working the fryer with other clothing you dont want to have a thin film of grease
>>685358183
wtf?
>>685358488
my shipmate can cook?
also get drunk with me!
>>685359000
If I could give a good example of it.
It's like having a kid who's on the football team and is a grade A student. But one day he gets in a car crash and is just mentally retarded.
That kind of disappointment.
>>685359232
Thanks for the tip!
>No homo
if dubs im gonna say fuck it and chug the rest of my chocolate milk
>Tsuyu
>>685359000
>here's yours
I went down the spiral until I had reached the last room of the pit, which was full of passed out Russians, necrosis inducing narcotics and a few gopniks guarding the door.
They let me through per my request to find out what caused all the ruckus, I was soon to be greeted by a very small slav in the corner of the room squatting per his natural God given physical abilities.
I decided to ask him the only question which mattered; "What is up with you slavs and hard bass?"
He smiled and pointed me to come closer to whisper those bewildering words, which still haunt me to this day.
"A nuu, cheeki breeki iv damke."
>>685358600
>Narkotik Kal
My man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61fVT7aiR0A
Do yall niggaz even Husbaifu?
>>685358880
Been at my friends for the past week after I finished my exam, I've never been so comfortable with people since I left saudi arabia. They all browse 4chan and one even asks about the waifu thread. They're all pretty cool. Introduced them to heroes of the storm and overwatch. These are the same friends I'm moving in with.
Just playing Armello and listening to serj. What were you doing all day?
>>685358867
The job eventually just gets soulless if you stay in one place for too long. Everything just becomes a routine and you feel no satisfaction.
>happened at the last place where I was a casual and doing the work of three people while conatantly shitposting on /b/.
>fucking Pakis, not wanting to help other sections
>>685359232
Yes, I can cook. Give me ingredients and gas cookware and Ill make it amazing. Can make do with electric but its not the same.
>even heat distribution is far superior to convenience
>>685356981
anime?
>>685358830
>disappointed.
Someting happens ?
>How are you?
Well fine , allmost fall a sleep here for a moment
>>685359077
We need someone neutral on ts3
and you just fit perfectly
>>685359529
Are you from russia ?
https://youtu.be/KDDSHdyISS0
>>685359232
Ohhh ok, well its probably her innocence we got at the beginning of Evangelion, and I found that pretty cute
>>685356981
My favorite <3
>>685358488
>you rolled your own dubs~
>>685358600
>Same
Although I like to keep my Maki pure out of respect.
>>685359077
Oh really? Oh well.
>Had steak, potato wedges, lettuce, tomato, cucumber and fried egg whites
>I guess it was healthy
>>685359678
Pico of boku no pico
>>685358598
You are the lewdest anon of us all
>>685359213
>you're so damn cuddly it should be a crime
How've you been?
>>685359426
CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>685359247
H-hand... ;_;
That hurt...
>>685359428
>love you qt
>>685359162
Yeah I worked 8 hours, only felt like 3-4
>>685359569
Sorry to hear that man, the people I work with seem really cool so that will probably help if it ever starts to feel draining.
>>685359911
Well... thats a chocolate milk down and I just had the second shot.
>Rory-sama
>>685359830
>That pic
Truly superior german engineering.
mavis claimed. not an anime but whatever. its 2d so she meets requirments
>>685358944
Still not convinced!
>>685359830
Just a metaphorical corpse rotting, nothing to worry about.
>Well fine , allmost fall a sleep here for a moment
Okay. Sleep warm and well when you do.
>>685359970
Been that way for a while now. They all run their course.
>>685359911
w-what??? am not!!! i've hardly been lewd!!!!
>>685359830
Slut class battle whore.
>>685358850
love you anyways <3
Judy claimed
>>685359426
Roll.
>>685359830
I guess that's true.
>>685359893
I think there wouldn't be anything Kore healthy than that~
>>685359911
im good! about to leave though i gotta help my dad build my car
>>685359534
>husbaifu
It's husbando and yes, some do
>>685359548
Sounds fun. I can't get along with the people in my building, but you already knew that. Today I overslept after working continuously for 36 hours and tried to fix things while also packing my shit and taking the train to my dad's place. I'm tired but I think I got everything done
On a related note
Remember that pepper they stole and replaced with a jar of nutella? Well it's 2 jars now. 2 untouched jars of nutella just appeared in my storage. Is this their idea of a joke or something? Weird fucks
>>685360181
>They all run their course.
Is it really over?
>>685360349
Yuuko.
No declawed cats today?
>>685360086
fine!!! i guess you won't get to swim in our panty pool....
>you can visit whenever you want though
>>685360325
meh. i would argue she is 3d.
>>685360476
It's getting there.
>>685356758
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>685360224
You strike me as the kind of person who'd hold hands with Megumin. Without gloves.
>you sicken me
>>685360365
Aw. Good luck with whatever you're doing though!
>>685360349
Fluffy hair.
>>685359970
>love you too
>>685360075
Good choice
>>685360524
It says nothing about having to be 2d?
>>685359830
Sorry to ruin the dream, but no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZEK7nZQJzw
>>685360349
Hello Yuuko-chan
>>685360824
yeah....what's wrong with handholding??? even without gloves!!
>>685360517
You're disrespecting the pantythood code.
>>685360484
Never that's just cruel. What's the matter with you?~
>>685360826
Beautiful anon
>>685360586
I shall greet you my love
>>685360824
i'd hold hands with megumin without gloves..
it'll be annoying and hard.
but i will return later <3
>>685359425
np
>i used to be a fryer at friendlies before becoming an expo and grillcook
get gud at multitasking
or you will light on fire
>and die because you are an ice woman
>>685359569
>>even heat distribution is far superior to convenience
we were meant to be shipped. i hate that i have electric.
>i made an amazing stew today
>the roux would be fantastic/not as lumpy if i had gas
what are you drinking tonight?
>>685359854
hmm okay. i think that's more because she hasn't really been socialized and is kinda a puppet
>>685360901
you win this round anon.
>>685360517
.. I fucked up
>Can I swim in it pretty please~?
>>685360423
>2 untouched jars of nutella just appeared in my storage
But why?
>>685360940
But its forbidden
>>685361000
>beautiful anon
Aww that's sweet. But no.
>>685361017
I'd hold hands with you too
>only with fingerless gloves tho
>>685361179
Just like I said, she's a pervy
>>685360935
Hello lewder yuuko
>>685361179
>holds hand
>>685361303
You're aging like a fine wine.
>>685361067
sigh....fine, but just 'cause you will probably kill me again!!!
>>685361179
>forbidden love is best love
>>685360586
You can only hope.
>>685361023
Melting is bad yes, but their isn't any real fire, just a few pots prep uses for pasta, the rest is grill/fryer/conveyor oven.
>Plus the -8 degree freezer
>>685361358
Hi Yuuko! What's up?
>>685361358
In the back of an old man's whine cellar?
>>685360940
>what's wrong with handholding?
Exactly my fucking point
>any fetish is fair game, but this is just too far
>>685361334
Back off she's mine
>>685361023
This.
>parents have nothing but gas.
>I made literally perfect lamb shanks using the stove for mothers day
>10 hours of watching a pot
>the payoff at the end though
Ive worked grills, pans, breakfast, fryers, salads and desserts. I love doing breakfasts though.
>in early, out early, whole afternoon to fuck around with
New place is good though. Just me, a guy I respect and get along with, and all the nerding up we can fit into a day.
>Rory-sama
>>685360359
Well all health benefits aside, it was great <3
>>685361334
Going to try that red ale now~
>>685359893
Mhm
>I see , i see
Still super cute
>>685360073
>Truly superior german engineering.
Tenryuu would be glad to hear it
>Show me your best pic !
>>685360181
Oh my
>That pic name
>That corpse
>That smell
Hando kun whats happen ! ?
>>685360237
you're just jealous
>dont you ?
>>685360359
Yea its a true
>red and tenten are just to upset
>>685360925
But at least you are slav like me ?
https://youtu.be/2w_q4SJnCIg
>>685361358
Yuuko ! <3
>>685361559
>20/20 approved
>>685361388
Ouch, that hurts..
>not in the good way
>>685361555
I can't fight these trips...
>for now
>>685361595
Tell me your thoughts~
>>685361000
Sand Dove.
How are ya?
>>685361463
Don't need hope when you have a plan.
>>685361625
Filename is a joke, don't worry about that.
>Hando kun whats happen
Eh, just disappointed.
>>685361625
>you're cute too
>>685361725
Smells good, that's a start
go outside
Seri Awashima claimed.
>>685361625
>Show me your best pic !
Too many to choose only one.
I like this tho.
>>685361000
Oh you...
>>685361555
#handholding matters
>>685361725
sorry....you're still really cute, and you can swim in our panty pool
>i didn't mean for it to hurt in a bad way wink wink nudge nudge
>>685361595
I can imagine Heh~
You'll improve faster <3
>>685361625
>How?
>>685361505
Hello beautiful legs.
You're adorable as always. Having a good day sweety?
I just got back from work. Same old.
>>685361522
That's where i aged, but very rapidly.
*shudders*
>>685361625
Oh graf, good to see you again.
You look very popular right now holy.
>>685361802
Only your day matters <3
What's an outside?
>>685361625
Not even that, but I really do enjoy the slavic culture.
go outside.
>>685361972
has something to do with interaction with other humans, so it's a no-no in my book
>>685361933
Nonsense, I'm curious about ya.
>>685361877
That one is great!
>>685361831
What about the taste?
>>685361904
Thanks~
>>685361972
Sounds like a horrible place.
>>685361358
>
>>685361625
nope
>>685361725
You best watch your step Megumin, because I don't need to use missiles to take care of you.
>she's mine
>>685361904
>see this
>lewd
>>685362155
you don't have to thank me....
Μεσογειακοί > Σλάβοι
Fite me.
