Waifu Claiming Thread
>one claim per anon
>post pics and discuss things
>lewdness and rp to a minimum please
>the rest of the rules
It sucks, right? ;-;
Oh okay! Is it worth playing then?
Yup! It was pretty fun
>ah here's the hotel, ladies first~
Aww that sounds so cute! I should try that
Heh, I'd rather have that booty
M.. Maybe we could hold hands
Yui best booty hirasawa claimed
we lewd now
Very nice, thanks for sharing!
It's hard as shit. It's always going to be easier to resist change than to initiate it. I can tell you what I did but honestly it is something you have to want to do or you'll end up back where you were before.
Also yes, these guys are fucking amazing. I'm promptly going to share this with my friends next time I see them, kek.
>megumin is the best mage and top cutie
i know....why does it have to be so delicious....
i blame commies
skeleton for life!
>we lewd now
we cat now.
like actual cat.
Les quería responder a ustedes, pero no quería interrumpir su conversación. Holas, ¿e dónde son?
Damn, you're too sweet, you're going to give me diabetes
>hugs, but dies cuz too sweet to me
But I'll try! I swear.
Holy fuck the edge. Okay, whatevs, enjoy the thread.
Hmm, yeah, I get it. It is truly hard to have someone you want to be with not share your feelings, or have different ones. It's happened to me a fair share of times. However, isn't she your next door neighbor? Why not asking her out? You're nice, you could do it
Not a thumbnail, just a really small image lol
I'm studying engineering, and still live with my parents (I'm 18). But they're stressing me about the fact that they'll mostly support me only if I study and do well... so, yeah.
What about you?
Someone else plays osu here lol, how are you?
does anyone here actually work out?
lewd eh take my fav
It looks badass as fuck. I love it.
>ALL the homo
A POOR CRAFTSMAN BLAMES HIS TOOLS DIO
done being an infidel?
Better be careful with that hotel room business~
>I'd rather have that booty
Can't blame you bud
Goddamn now I gotta draw her with that outfit
Okay, just for you.
But I don't have an actual cat.
I wish mine didn't move out ;-;
>but we're both ladies..
does anyone ever just you know take what someone says with out saying oooooedge plz tell me what is so edgy
Did you succeed in avoiding fast-food?
She's off doing medical work in South America now. We're both adults, I think the ship sailed on us having a relationship years ago.
Say that to the homeless man who was tasked with straightening a blade. A wooden stick wont get him very far.
We /booty/ now
W.. Well we wouldn't want that!
You better! You're gonna get a good grade, I bet!
Thank you Dio
We're using different beds, don't worry!
>you're the only one I'd sleep with <3
Booty > Legs > Tits > Anything else
Aww that sucks.
>o... Oh well.. You first~
Im not sure. Really depends on what you like tbh
dont hold hands
Interrumpe sin problema, entre hispanohablantes tenemos que entendernos, yo soy español, Ruri es de un país con la bendera parecida a la de Texas. ¿Y tú?
A cow is fine too.
y'know...im starting to think commies are actually aliens in disguise....
I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a version of it, there are so many artists doing it.
I may or may not be getting unwanted emotions for a 14 year old character.
NO LEWDS PLEASE LETS KEEP THIS THREAD ON TRACK FUCCBOIS
why do you have this saved and why did I laugh
>But they're stressing me about the fact they'll mostly support me only if I study and do well
fucking same. I feel you dude that kind of pressure is just garbage
my parents are in saudi arabia and I'm studying business in lebanon right now cause psych in the middle east is a no-go
Good on you for going for a stem major though. should pay off in the end at least. I'm not smart enough for that stuff unfortunately :(
Where do you live?
also how long have you been posting? oldfag that just came back or new?
that's a good point
I noticed your claim, friend
>still not asking for it
Not a bad booty
ah, leichter Kreuzer,
betrunkene Erika meldet sich, kein Bild da Ich den Thread nicht mit meinen Kausalspam vollmüllen will...
wie geht es dir denn so? Hier war es heute der Woche ungewöhnlich kalt.
I'm really trying. I replaced cigarettes with chewing gum, listening to music all day, to listening and exercising all day and shitty microwaves dinners with salads.
It feels good when I don't want to kill myself.
So, I'm kinda stuck on this one thing here.
Do I go down the street or across the road?
Mine isn't lewd, it's cute, learn the difference :^)
It's ok, it happens.
Cows are always fine.
I'll give it a chance, considering I got it for free
O.. Oh okay sure!
Thanks again Dio
Yeah it's pretty nice
what is with people and assuming people are just being edgey what if they mean it maybe i does not sound edge to them?
all right :(
I think I'm in love with Prinz's booty. I've never been more sure of anything my entire life.
I STILL HAVEN'T POSTED MY FAVORITE BOOTY PIC BUT OK KAREN YOU WIN, I'LL WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME
>I see that froggo is getting jealous
Goddammit man ;-;
Every bad thing that ha penned in the world is because of aliens!
The Gods seemed to have mercy on me, they made my mom fall asleep halfawy through so I could bail. No way I was gonna atch the rest of that shit. It was pretty cringey but not as cringey as most years
I'm back on my pc and I'm only half drunk
It's good to be back
I know, I know~~
Homu!! Oh how I've missed you~
You laughed because we are slowly getting to 2homo. And the picture is.. No reason.
across the road for attention
down the street for the end of the ride
also a point
sorry friends but this devolves into shitposting fast
Temperaturmäßig alles im okay-Bereich hier im Norden, nur regnet es wie Sau...
Naja, da ist wohl mal wieder Alk im Spiel.
Geht mir ganz gut, kann mich nicht beschweren. Wie läuft es so an der anderen Front?
Down the road, across the street, over the bridge and under the fence
They can wear whatever they want bud,
Karen looks surprisingly good with a fang.
>It's ok, it happens.
I guess... and her age isn't even specified so I will believe she is a bit older than that.
What did you miss about me?
I also speak a language.
you're right!!!! we have to take to the stars!!!!
>how bad did your waifu empire make it anyways??
Would be appreciated.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
Isn't 4chan just shit posting and that's it?
Yeah, maybe one will open soon!
>Yeah, we might have to stop, I don't want Froggo mad at me
>cuddles up with
>whatever sound a kiss makes
>no RP of any kind
T.. That means no hugs, Ruri.
alk ist immer im Spiel wenn Ich hier was schreibe, ansonsten nutze Ich die Zeit nämlich produktiv, bin nicht wirklich multi-tasking-kompatibel genug um zu arbeiten und hier zu posten.
Ansonsten hab Ich nichts zu vermelden, außer, dass Stellaris eines der besten (oh, was für ein großes Merkmal) Paradox Interactive Spiele ist. Solltest du an Spielen wie EU IV oder HoI 3 Interesse haben (in dieser Reihenfolge), würde Ich dir den Kauf zu reduziertem Preis empfehelen.
It's not like you greet me anymore anyways.
Thats the best part.
I think posting booty is more closely defined as "shitter-posting", but like I said, I'll just save it for next time.
Good to see you didn't die from that shit
The gum thing was really helpful to me. Also, don't try to quit all at once. Just try smoking one less cigarette each day, or just not smoking every time you get the urge. Winning those little battles is a big confidence boost.
keks, you're gonna have to take over soon I'm falling asleep
I like that one guy from 2009 I think, dancing lasha timbai or something
totally not gay for you hand bro
yui please :(
it's actually worrying how nice the fang looks
kek was waiting for someone to post those again so I could save, ty.
see >>684327154 desu desu
Search it up
Fine for the time being, finished studying. What rank are you and what modes do you play?
Ah, damn, that really sucks. Give her a call maybe? Otherwise, wait for her to return and take her out or something!
Aaaaahhgh the sweetness, it's taking over me
>dies while hugging
Are you this sweet irl?
Oh, entonces interrumpo. Yo soy uruguayo, ¡un gusto!
Yeah, it really does suck, but I can't blame them, to be honest, they're right...
I wanted to do a stem major because I have a huge crush on videogames (of course) and I'd like to develop some of my own at some point in life. I'm not really smart, but I try. I do hope it pays off, but I do it mostly because I like it
Eh... I don't know. I first visited the site around 2005 - 2006, and although I'd get into it frequently, I got bored of it and erased it from my existance, but I came back to it in around 2013, where I started to visit the site almost daily. I can't really say I'm either new or old, just in between, I guess? You?
I knew already, don't worry.
Sorry about not responding earlier, I went to go do other things.
My waifu empire is still going~ But my glorious Aryan Empire died with 4 colonies and 6 slaves planets..
Don't you get jealous when Froggo flirt with Homu?
Still get the shakes from them but they feel safe and scratch all over their ears. They love it. Make that "Oh gawd right there" face
Yes. We want to make it. Some of us are in the military you know and other just enjoy a good exercise
We lewd now?
Τέλεια, και εγω το ίδιο, σε καλοσορίζω στο γρουπ με ανοιχτές ανγκάλες.
Holy shit this bitch is insatiable
I'm off now
Eh? I barely see you here! I've tried messaging you on Telegram a few times but you never respond
Of course it would be your favorite, Syndra
I just did
Heh, for the most part.
Nah, that's how Froggo is.
Heh, it sounds adorable!
damn....sounded like the aryan empire was going strong. rip in piece fourth reich.....
at least waifu is still alive kek!!
>not sure if sarcasm or serious
Not much, friendo. Just got back from Halo and a shower. What are you up to?
You're stylish enough for the both of us, I'm not worried.
>We lewd now?
A moment of silence for our aryan brothers
>We lewd now?
No because Karen wants to keep it a NO FUN ZONE /s
Am I really that exciting to you?
Fangs are cute, Karen is cute. I don't see anything to worry about.
I have returned.
you did not say what i said was edgey and why are you pretending to be all sympathetic with people while being a dick to me
Uh oh. The rules nazis are on their high horse again.
Welcome back! How's SF5 going?
Waifu shall never die!
>off by one
At least you know what you're in for~
rip in pieces ;-;
Was waiting to see when you'd chime in, Shizuru