Waifu Claiming Thread >claim waifu/husbando >one claim
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Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim waifu/husbando
>one claim per anon
>post pics and discuss things
>lewdness and rp to a minimum please
>the rest of the rules
Dio-sama...
Sanya Claimed
Become an hero today!
Megumin claimed~
>>684324946
It sucks, right? ;-;
ay yo
>Fubuki claimed
>I think he's gone.
Wafu Waifu claimed
>>684324709
Oh okay! Is it worth playing then?
>>684324742
Yup! It was pretty fun
>ah here's the hotel, ladies first~
>>684324887
Aww that sounds so cute! I should try that
>>684324923
Heh, I'd rather have that booty
>>684324986
M.. Maybe we could hold hands
>>684325177
Yui best booty hirasawa claimed
Akiko claimed
>>684325207
You really like this image.
>>684325286
we lewd now
>>684324269
Very nice, thanks for sharing!
>>684324644
It's hard as shit. It's always going to be easier to resist change than to initiate it. I can tell you what I did but honestly it is something you have to want to do or you'll end up back where you were before.
Also yes, these guys are fucking amazing. I'm promptly going to share this with my friends next time I see them, kek.
>>684325391
Only this half of the picture?
Milinda claim
>Fuck Military Wifi Edition...
>Still cant post pics... :/
>>684324937
kagami claimed!!!
>megumin is the best mage and top cutie
>>684324742
i know....why does it have to be so delicious....
i blame commies
>>684324887
skeleton for life!
>>684325424
>we lewd now
no.
we cat now.
like actual cat.
>>684323881
Les quería responder a ustedes, pero no quería interrumpir su conversación. Holas, ¿e dónde son?
>>684323913
Damn, you're too sweet, you're going to give me diabetes
>hugs, but dies cuz too sweet to me
But I'll try! I swear.
>>684324113
Holy fuck the edge. Okay, whatevs, enjoy the thread.
>>684324162
Hmm, yeah, I get it. It is truly hard to have someone you want to be with not share your feelings, or have different ones. It's happened to me a fair share of times. However, isn't she your next door neighbor? Why not asking her out? You're nice, you could do it
>>684324614
Not a thumbnail, just a really small image lol
I'm studying engineering, and still live with my parents (I'm 18). But they're stressing me about the fact that they'll mostly support me only if I study and do well... so, yeah.
What about you?
>>684325087
Someone else plays osu here lol, how are you?
Ako claimed
Satan edition.
>>684324887
does anyone here actually work out?
>>684325424
lewd eh take my fav
Tenryuu claimed
Civ 4 is best Civ
>>684325329
It looks badass as fuck. I love it.
>>684325246
>>684324571
>>684324986
>ALL the homo
>>684324465
A POOR CRAFTSMAN BLAMES HIS TOOLS DIO
>>684325211
>>684325286
kek
>>684325293
done being an infidel?
>>684325207
>>684325329
agree
>>684325246
Better be careful with that hotel room business~
>>684325477
<3
>>684325246
>I'd rather have that booty
Can't blame you bud
>>684325477
Goddamn now I gotta draw her with that outfit
>>684325477
Okay, just for you.
>>684325526
But I don't have an actual cat.
>>684325644
SO MUCH HOMO
>Tsuyu
>>684325246
I wish mine didn't move out ;-;
>but we're both ladies..
>>684325493
Damn commies!
>>684325188
Yeah it does
>>684325529
does anyone ever just you know take what someone says with out saying oooooedge plz tell me what is so edgy
>>684325529
I'm fine, how about you?
>>684325777
>Trips confirm
Did you succeed in avoiding fast-food?
>>684325529
She's off doing medical work in South America now. We're both adults, I think the ship sailed on us having a relationship years ago.
>>684325526
A cat is fine too.
>>684325644
Say that to the homeless man who was tasked with straightening a blade. A wooden stick wont get him very far.
>>684325424
We /booty/ now
>>684325529
W.. Well we wouldn't want that!
>tight hugs
You better! You're gonna get a good grade, I bet!
>>684325629
Thank you Dio
>>684325647
Hehe~
We're using different beds, don't worry!
>you're the only one I'd sleep with <3
>>684325669
Booty > Legs > Tits > Anything else
>>684325728
Aww that sucks.
>o... Oh well.. You first~
>>684325939
No I JUST heated up some dominos ;-;
>>684325246
Im not sure. Really depends on what you like tbh
also
dont hold hands
>>684325529
Interrumpe sin problema, entre hispanohablantes tenemos que entendernos, yo soy español, Ruri es de un país con la bendera parecida a la de Texas. ¿Y tú?
Who is the edgiest anon ?
>>684325691
Get good.
>>684325991
A cow is fine too.
>>684325728
y'know...im starting to think commies are actually aliens in disguise....
>>684326105
Syndra
>>684325669
I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a version of it, there are so many artists doing it.
>>684325647
Hey!
>>684325691
I may or may not be getting unwanted emotions for a 14 year old character.
>>684325424
>>684325391
>>684325477
>>684325541
>>684325691
>>684326061
NO LEWDS PLEASE LETS KEEP THIS THREAD ON TRACK FUCCBOIS
>>684325723
why do you have this saved and why did I laugh
>>684325529
>But they're stressing me about the fact they'll mostly support me only if I study and do well
fucking same. I feel you dude that kind of pressure is just garbage
my parents are in saudi arabia and I'm studying business in lebanon right now cause psych in the middle east is a no-go
Good on you for going for a stem major though. should pay off in the end at least. I'm not smart enough for that stuff unfortunately :(
Where do you live?
also how long have you been posting? oldfag that just came back or new?
>>684326013
that's a good point
>>684325479
I noticed your claim, friend
Claimed
>what have I walk into
>>684326061
>>684326061
>still not asking for it
Not a bad booty
>>684325558
ah, leichter Kreuzer,
betrunkene Erika meldet sich, kein Bild da Ich den Thread nicht mit meinen Kausalspam vollmüllen will...
wie geht es dir denn so? Hier war es heute der Woche ungewöhnlich kalt.
>>684325424
I'm really trying. I replaced cigarettes with chewing gum, listening to music all day, to listening and exercising all day and shitty microwaves dinners with salads.
It feels good when I don't want to kill myself.
>>684325177
So, I'm kinda stuck on this one thing here.
Do I go down the street or across the road?
>>684326357
>>684326374
GOD DAMNIT GUYS
>>684326315
>>684326315
Mine isn't lewd, it's cute, learn the difference :^)
>>684326287
It's ok, it happens.
>>684326122
Cows are always fine.
>>684326315
Calm down, thats not even 1lewd.
Claimed
>>684326075
I'll give it a chance, considering I got it for free
>>684326105
Syndra
>>684326315
O.. Oh okay sure!
>>684326357
Thanks again Dio
>>684326374
Yeah it's pretty nice
>>684326239
what is with people and assuming people are just being edgey what if they mean it maybe i does not sound edge to them?
>>684326315
all right :(
>>684326061
I think I'm in love with Prinz's booty. I've never been more sure of anything my entire life.
>kud
>>684326315
I STILL HAVEN'T POSTED MY FAVORITE BOOTY PIC BUT OK KAREN YOU WIN, I'LL WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME
>>684326061
Right!?
>Thank you
>I see that froggo is getting jealous
>>684326073
Goddammit man ;-;
>>684326125
Every bad thing that ha penned in the world is because of aliens!
https://youtu.be/KcOOQi5JL-0
>>684325644
>checked
I guess
The Gods seemed to have mercy on me, they made my mom fall asleep halfawy through so I could bail. No way I was gonna atch the rest of that shit. It was pretty cringey but not as cringey as most years
I'm back on my pc and I'm only half drunk
It's good to be back
>>684326061
I know, I know~~
>Muah
<3
>>684326287
Homu!! Oh how I've missed you~
>>684326315
You laughed because we are slowly getting to 2homo. And the picture is.. No reason.
>>684326428
across the road for attention
down the street for the end of the ride
>>684326485
point
>>684326512
also a point
>>684326536
>>684326631
>>684326553
sorry friends but this devolves into shitposting fast
>>684326413
Temperaturmäßig alles im okay-Bereich hier im Norden, nur regnet es wie Sau...
Naja, da ist wohl mal wieder Alk im Spiel.
Geht mir ganz gut, kann mich nicht beschweren. Wie läuft es so an der anderen Front?
>>684326428
Down the road, across the street, over the bridge and under the fence
>>684326438
They can wear whatever they want bud,
>>684326485
Karen looks surprisingly good with a fang.
>It's ok, it happens.
I guess... and her age isn't even specified so I will believe she is a bit older than that.
>>684326771
What did you miss about me?
>>684325529
>>684325868
>Forgot to say that I'm the osu player.
>Fubuki
>claiming yume
Obligatory claim.
>>684326861
I also speak a language.
claimed
>>684326720
you're right!!!! we have to take to the stars!!!!
>how bad did your waifu empire make it anyways??
>>684326904
Everything, beautiful~ <3
>>684324937
Would be appreciated.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>have fun
>>684326796
Isn't 4chan just shit posting and that's it?
>>684326720
Yeah, maybe one will open soon!
>Yeah, we might have to stop, I don't want Froggo mad at me
>>684326771
>cuddles up with
>quick kiss
>whatever sound a kiss makes
<3
>>684326960
Tiešām ?каком?
>>684327154
>no RP of any kind
T.. That means no hugs, Ruri.
>>684326861
Studium läuft,
alk ist immer im Spiel wenn Ich hier was schreibe, ansonsten nutze Ich die Zeit nämlich produktiv, bin nicht wirklich multi-tasking-kompatibel genug um zu arbeiten und hier zu posten.
Ansonsten hab Ich nichts zu vermelden, außer, dass Stellaris eines der besten (oh, was für ein großes Merkmal) Paradox Interactive Spiele ist. Solltest du an Spielen wie EU IV oder HoI 3 Interesse haben (in dieser Reihenfolge), würde Ich dir den Kauf zu reduziertem Preis empfehelen.
>>684327303
It's not like you greet me anymore anyways.
>>684327303
Thats the best part.
>>684326796
I think posting booty is more closely defined as "shitter-posting", but like I said, I'll just save it for next time.
>>684326741
Good to see you didn't die from that shit
>>684326428
The gum thing was really helpful to me. Also, don't try to quit all at once. Just try smoking one less cigarette each day, or just not smoking every time you get the urge. Winning those little battles is a big confidence boost.
>>684327421
of that rule*
>>684327059
>bad
i meant far...fuck
>>684326741
keks, you're gonna have to take over soon I'm falling asleep
I like that one guy from 2009 I think, dancing lasha timbai or something
>>684326960
totally not gay for you hand bro
whats up
>>684326903
yui please :(
>>684326904
it's actually worrying how nice the fang looks
>>684327154
kek was waiting for someone to post those again so I could save, ty.
>>684327187
see >>684327154 desu desu
>>684325802
Search it up
>>684325868
Fine for the time being, finished studying. What rank are you and what modes do you play?
>>684325976
Ah, damn, that really sucks. Give her a call maybe? Otherwise, wait for her to return and take her out or something!
>>684326061
Aaaaahhgh the sweetness, it's taking over me
>dies while hugging
Are you this sweet irl?
>>684326095
Oh, entonces interrumpo. Yo soy uruguayo, ¡un gusto!
>>684326315
Yeah, it really does suck, but I can't blame them, to be honest, they're right...
I wanted to do a stem major because I have a huge crush on videogames (of course) and I'd like to develop some of my own at some point in life. I'm not really smart, but I try. I do hope it pays off, but I do it mostly because I like it
Eh... I don't know. I first visited the site around 2005 - 2006, and although I'd get into it frequently, I got bored of it and erased it from my existance, but I came back to it in around 2013, where I started to visit the site almost daily. I can't really say I'm either new or old, just in between, I guess? You?
>>684326948
I knew already, don't worry.
>>684327154
Sorry about not responding earlier, I went to go do other things.
>>684327231
English.
>>684327187
<3333333
>Tsuyu
>>684327488
>yui please :(
Shit aint me
>>684327059
My waifu empire is still going~ But my glorious Aryan Empire died with 4 colonies and 6 slaves planets..
>>684327187
Don't you get jealous when Froggo flirt with Homu?
>>684327494
Lame.
>>684325204
Osu?
>>684325246
Still get the shakes from them but they feel safe and scratch all over their ears. They love it. Make that "Oh gawd right there" face
>>684325531
Yes. We want to make it. Some of us are in the military you know and other just enjoy a good exercise
.
We lewd now?
>>684326960
Τέλεια, και εγω το ίδιο, σε καλοσορίζω στο γρουπ με ανοιχτές ανγκάλες.
>>684327674
Nevermind
Holy shit this bitch is insatiable
I'm off now
>>684327402
Eh? I barely see you here! I've tried messaging you on Telegram a few times but you never respond
>>684327421
Of course it would be your favorite, Syndra
>>684327488
I just did
>>684327489
Heh, for the most part.
>don't die!
>>684327499
<3
>>684327629
Nah, that's how Froggo is.
>>684327674
Heh, it sounds adorable!
>>684327629
damn....sounded like the aryan empire was going strong. rip in piece fourth reich.....
at least waifu is still alive kek!!
>>684327488
>not sure if sarcasm or serious
>confused hands
Not much, friendo. Just got back from Halo and a shower. What are you up to?
>>684327644
You're stylish enough for the both of us, I'm not worried.
>>684327709
>
>>684327674
>We lewd now?
see >>684325526
>>684327798
<>
>>684327629
A moment of silence for our aryan brothers
>>684327674
>We lewd now?
No because Karen wants to keep it a NO FUN ZONE /s
>>684327146
Am I really that exciting to you?
>>684327488
Fangs are cute, Karen is cute. I don't see anything to worry about.
>>684327798
Heyo, Juri.
How are ya?
>>684327778
C'mere you~
>Tsuyu
I have returned.
>>684327946
Yes! <3
Hello everyone, what's poppin?
>Best idol claimed
>>684327489
you did not say what i said was edgey and why are you pretending to be all sympathetic with people while being a dick to me
>>684327848
>
cup
Uh oh. The rules nazis are on their high horse again.
>>684327982
heeyyy you, how are you doing??
>>684327798
Welcome back! How's SF5 going?
>>684327952
Hehe~
>tight hugs
>>684327837
Waifu shall never die!
>nice book
>>684327778
>off by one
At least you know what you're in for~
>>684327895
>>684327895
rip in pieces ;-;
>>684328093
Was waiting to see when you'd chime in, Shizuru
