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>WW3 breaks out
>you get drafted into the US military and sent to fight on the fronts lines in Russia against Putin's boys
>you get assigned to a unit consisting of mostly women

wat do?
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Enjoy unlimited pussy.
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I'm Canadian, how the hell is the US going to get me to fight for them?
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>>684288076
Write my will and send my last letters to all my family members knowing that im going to fucking die since my squad is full of fucking women who probably cant do pull ups
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defect?
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>>684288076
Ask but don't tell, but I'm pretty sure even the US Army can figure out I'm not a woman.
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>hernia

Can't be drafted.
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>>684289345
>world
>war
We all go down together comrade
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>>684288076
Defect to Russia because women soldiers are shit and no self respecting man would ever submit to a female.
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>>684290219
Apparently 72% of the US youthful population aren't eligible due to height,disease,obesity or bad eyesight.
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Whip out muh dick
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Armyfag here.

Ww3 is an impossibility. Reality sucks too much for something cool like that to happen.
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>>684290467
Honestly wouldn't be surprising.
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>>684289092
Trump will take over canada
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>>684288076
take my time leisurely raping the entire unit. Start with the top bitch and work my way through the ranks. Once Ive had them all Id start at the top again, but this time get real weird with it.

Perfect crime. Theres no punishment for rape in the military
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>>684290513
Tell me why is not possible
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>>684288076
I didnt ask for an office job
>implying the us military would trust a unit full of women on the front line
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>>684288076
kill myself because America sucks dick and the women are most likely fat whales.
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>>684290513
Thank you for your service anon
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i already got kicked out of army so i cant go back, winrar
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Defect and slaughter them all with Putin's boys.

> mfw I already read Russian

> mfw I no longer have a nigger president

> mfw I join their glorious chekist ranks
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>>684290830
plus im a faggot
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I would join the Russians Blin Cyka Bylat!
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Have a beer and watch the world burn as I am not an US citizen and my country is not even part of NATO.

Mmh beer..
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>>684288076
im an only child, i dont have to do shit, especially not doing that bullshit.
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Raep everyone and tell the b0ss man Bruce Willis did it.
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>>684291141
>I'm an only child
>and a total pussy
What a surprise
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>>684289092
You faggots have been goaded into fighting in each of our coalitions since forever.
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>>684289092
Never under-estimate their trickery. Also our government sucks Uncle Sam's dick far too much, and occasionally tickles his ass as well. It's not beyond a reasonable doubt that they'd let us be pawns in their twisted little game. At least in OP's scenario they're being decent enough to compensate us with some poontang for our troubles. It would suck so hard if you were gay though. Especially since military women are not very girly, so you wouldn't even get to enjoy the usual weird honorary girl status that you get as a gay man in civilian life.
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>>684290513
i wouldn't say impossible. but as long as the markets are stable, there will be no war between nato, russia, china. so check frequently if bananas and coffe is stashed at your supermarket :)

if not nobody will be sent anywhere. mind the 300 minutemen with at least 4x 750kt warheads or more and the new topol 9m. 20-30 min after the last deputy war turns into open war, ww3 will be over.
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>>684291281
>only child
>not dying in some senseless war that will accomplish nothing except thinning the herd
>im a pussy
say that to me when your dead on some gook beach somewhere
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>>684288076
the average army woman looks like Rosie O'Donnell
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>>684291504
Alright pussy
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>>684288076
Women cant serve combatant roles in the US military tard
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>>684291621
okay roger
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>>684290789

>nato
>Geneva convention
>treaties out the ass

Like we're at a point in time where a major country vs country can't happen. We would rather negotiate before statring a war. It costs a lot of money, and every life is a special snowflake. So the loss of life would be unacceptable. Even on a small scale we freak the fuck out. We have police actions, and small conflicts over territory bla bla bla,but never anything major. Even north korea doesn't have the balls to start a full scale war, because we have the power to shut that shit down in a matter of hours.
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>>684289345
Yeah because pull ups are such an important part of being able to fight in combat that mostly uses weapons that kill from a distance.
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>>684291335
You mean like Iraq and Vietnam?
You're thinking the aussie fags.
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Ex army infantryman here. There's a reason no women serve in that mos
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>>684288076
I am dutch but I will happily die for god emperor trump any day!
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>>684288076
>Not be a faggot and fuck them.
>As long as they had the same entry requirements as men or they're women for a certain reason (like being able to get closer to the enemy without raising suspicion) I won't be buttmad.
>If the above is not the case I will be buttmad but I won't be a faggot and I'd fuck them anyway.
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>>684290219
if they're desperate enough for cannon fodder, they'll lop your balls off so no more hernia. Off to war with you, son.
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>>684288076
Point out to them that if they get pregnant that they'll get shipped back home to have the kid.
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>>684288076
>mfw im an actual navy seal
>mfw i was deployed to afghanistan
>mfw women in military are literally only used to serve men in any kind of way (yes, including sex)
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>>684291504
>only child
>total pussy
>can't offer anything to thread or the world
Anon you already are dead to me
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>>684290513
"Thank you" for being a sissy ass tax whore.

Get an actual job, fucking useless government leech, bitch.
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>>684288076
>Valkyria Chronicles has trained me for this

You just erected weaboos globally
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Hide for one day in the Congo, so when the unit searches for me it will have its strength tested against gangs of a million rapists and return with only me and the few of the women who are truly strong.
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>>684292378
or sweden
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>>684292346
Easy there edge lord
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>>684288076
Worry about how an Englishman got drafted into the US military.

Then die. Quickly.
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>>684291851
The peoblem is that they don't have the same entry requirements. They lower physical standards for women.
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>>684291504
>called out for being self-entitled
>uses self-entitlement in defense
stay butthurt
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>>684292346
Calm your tits.
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>>684291761
This is bullshit, do you know how many retards support the war in the middle east? War makes a lot of people a lot of money too, a lot of technological advances have been made because of the war effort too. There's a whole industrial war complex that makes a killing off this kind of shit.
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>>684291834
Yes, and that reason is that if you had to redesignate the title as "infantryperson" even Italy and France would laugh at you.
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>>684288076 her pc is ate the fuck up just like her missing name tape. Bitch should get an article 15 and slapped in the face with AR670-1.
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Betray country join enemy
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ayy
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>>684288076
Obviously I'm going to hit on them a lot.

I'd ask them about their days, tell them they look pretty, sweet talk them. Drop jokes like "Well it looks like I'm not the only boob in this unit!" on them, slowly get them to all like me, then try to find one to date.
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>>684288076
Rape everyone in my unit
Surrender to Putin
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>>684292665
I thought they do for the front line. I don't know, I'm not even American, which begs the question why I would even be fighting in the US military in the first place. It sucks that they don't for the rest of the military though.

>Equal enough to serve but not equal enough to have the same entry requirements
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>>684293057
>Well it looks like I'm not the only boob in this unit

Holy fucking shit
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If there are going to be women in the military then they should serve in segregated, all-women units.
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>>684291387
Gay people don't exist you fucking retard
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>>684288076
They all would be fucking you, getting pregnant and leaving the combat zones
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>>684292943
Nowadays we remove name tapes in certain situations, for example during interrogations. If she's intel or MP, then could have a good reason for that "missing" name tape.
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>>684292346

I'm national guard. The government doesn't pay me, the state does. My "real" job is working as an emergency hazmat responder, and environmental remediation. I joined the army, for the free education, through army AIT. which landed me a pretty kickass job. In the confines of your basement, I'm sure you know all there is about how military finances work.
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Stay in the middle of the group, meat shields
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>>684293732
And then the government has to cope with the fact that most women in the military are whores.
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>>684292574
>le edgy maymay XDDDD
summer isn't here yet
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>>684288076
do the helicopter
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>>684293065
>trying to get out of the jam you are in, you offer Putin your entire unit for his raping pleasure.

>with a sly smile, he accepts your terms of surrender

>suddenly you remember that YOU are in your unit

>You only have moments to think about this, as Putin is rummaging around, trying to find his raping hat
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>>684294456
i already thought of that before i surrendered :3
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>>684288076
>Implying that WW3 would be fought with anything but nukes.
>Implying that Russia and the United States would engage in anything but a proxy war
>Implying that there would be a front line between the US and Russia
>Implying there'd be enough time to draft soldiers before nukes fall
>Implying there is no such thing as MAD.
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>>684288076
>implying the US will go to war with Russia after trump gets elected
Trump is the only candidate that Putin endorses
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>>684295172
Hilary is the next president dumbass
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>>684295318
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>>684295318
Hillary will suck
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>>684288076
I'm french, how long did our government resist the urge of surrendering to the invader ?
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>>684295757
I wish Hillary would suck if you know what I mean
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Frag CO
Defect

За родину мать!
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>>684288076
>fight on the front lines
>unit consists mostly of women
Also I'm joining the marines one I leave highschool anyway
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>>684288076
Die because American women are no good in combat
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>>684295841
if Hillary could suck, Bill Clinton would've had a better reputation
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>>684290513
Thank you for your Service, Dude.
Ignore /pol/tards like >>684292346
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>>684293823
> BTFO
Godspeed Anon
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>>684290513
What is your rank and mos
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>>684296045
Unless he just returned from active duty in the civil war his service accomplished nothing of value.
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>>684289092
You've been annexed. Congrats, welcome to America.
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>>684288076
>Wherever I Am, I must also rape.
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>>684294939
Bruh, You do realize the Cold War has been over for like, 30 Years now?
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>>684295841
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>>684288076
Desert, since mixed-sex squads perform significantly worse than if they were male-only. I'm not gonna die over some SJWs rustled jimmies
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>>684288076
>Die
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Fuck as many of them as I can before I defect to Russia
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>rape
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>>684296210
Choosing to place the Interests of your nation over your own life and safety is an accomplishment in and of itself.
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>>684288076
>ww3 breaksout
>move to mars
>enjoy earth fireworks
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>>684290513
>Armyfag here.

Ww3 is an impossibility. Reality sucks too much for something cool like that to happen.

Unlikely to happen, but not impossible.

Overpopulation+ a few climate disasters and here we go.
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>>684290513
>cool

Obvs never been in actual combat if you are longing for "WOW SO COOL COMBAT, THAT WILL NEVER HABBEN CUZ ITS SO AWESOME TO SHOOT STUFF MURCA"
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>>684293057
>lokks like I'm not the only boob in this unit

I loved your early work on drake and josh I'm a big fan
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>>684295824
Not long enough
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>>684288076
first of all, imalready in the military and if shit broke out with russia i would immediately switch sides. hail to the motherland
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>>684296931
conspiracy to commit treason carries the death penalty. reported
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>>684297125
telling someone you reported them is a reportable offense.
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>>684289092
Oops!
It could get a little rough for you, butt...
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>>684297324
Pointing out the reportable offenses of others is a reportable offense.
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>>684296585
The worst part is that you probably believe that to be true.
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>>684297528
Pointing out that pointing out a reportable offense is a reportable offense is also a reportable offense.
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>>684289092
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>>684297688
Your face is a reportable offense.
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Im a 5'7" informatics engineer with a flat foot, I'm useless for the military.
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>>684290513
RAMIREZ!
Also why the fuck are people thanking this faggot for having a fucking job.
WOW dude you earn money thank you for doing something any decent person does.
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>>684297807
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>>684296308
Does that mean I can get out from under my desk now, teacher?
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>>684290513
>ww3
>cool
>Implying you'll get to fight ww2 style
>Implying atomic weapons wont be used
>Implying you wont get wiped out of existence before you can even load your weapon
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>>684289092
Stop being such a pussy canada
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>>684291804
Tell that to a navy seal
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>>684290467
cant you just wear glasses or contacts for the bad vision part
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>>684288076
Probably can't get drafted anymore seeing as the Army and Air Force rejected me once already. Might get stuck in the Navy though.
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>>684296795
>Overpopulation+ a few climate disasters and here we go.
Like the climate disasters wouldn't help with the overpopulation and balance things out.
Ever notice how natural disasters mainly strike third world overpopulated shitholes?
All we have to do is sit back and stop sending help.
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>>684296004
0/10
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>>684288076
IF i was an american, I would collect all my survival/bushcraft gear. Get to Canada as fast as possible with my family, go deep into the woods.
I would get a better chance surviving this was then as a soldier in WW3.

Soldier are just people hired to die, so rich people can get richer. The governments try to but in somekind of honor into it, Sheep mentality lives on, but not with me.

AND i've taken my tour in the military btw.
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I'm a kraut what happens
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>>684299532
We don't want you anywhere near the war, you'll end up losing it again
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>>684292188
Tell me more
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>>684298942
>implying any communication goes on with Navy Seals.
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>>684299532
prepare to die defending freedom and liberty
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>>684288076
That depends, do they look like your pic related or my pic related? I'll feel safe if they're built like my pic related but if they look like your pic related they will most likely end up getting me killed. Pic related btw.
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>>684299700
I never said in war, just go up to one and tell him a drill they possess is deemed useless in war, like YOU know what you're talking about.
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>>684299606
Underrated post.
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>>684299720
NO! soldiers die, so rich people can get richer.
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>>684299700
They're too busy committing suicide to talk.
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>>684288076
>sent to fight on the fronts lines in Russia against Putin's boys
>you get assigned to a unit consisting of mostly women
Women can't into combat roles.
I would be happy that they sent me to some supply company instead of the front lines.
Never mind the fact that i live in a country that is not allied to either side of the conflict.
We might give the Russians a kick anyway if things aren't going their way, just for old times sake.
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>>684298942
You won't get women in a seal team. Their breasts make a slapping sound when they run. Also harder to crawl under wire with.
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>>684291504

You are the cancer of our species.
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>>684299430
Hahahahaha i come from a third world country in South America

>Implying more than the 5% of help donation arrives
>Implying help organizations don't take pics showing their helping to make people donate while they actually take the 95% of the donation money to get rich
>Implying third world countries get any help that matters
>Implying we give a shit about your help
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>>684288076
>frontlines
>implying we won't just get drone striked or be drone striking
Sit in my bunk and get pussy all day until I die or come back home
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>>684288076
Already in the military.
In a non combat, maintenance rate.
Scenario would not happen.
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>>684288076
abandon them and fight for putin
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>>684299949
>No such things as small booobs
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Defect and fuck a russian
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>>684299977
See? This guy gets it.
If only the useless fucks that donate $5 every time they see some disaster on tv would smarten up the whole "humanitarian aid" scam industry would die out in months.
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>>684289092
King Donald The III annexes Canada
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Desert and fight for Mother Russia
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>>684300193
>no such thing as small boobs?
Why did I sign up for this shit!?!!!
Surrounded by a bunch o' mammies!
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>>684291804

You're an idiot. Do you think you wake up in combat, step outside, shoot a gun, then go back to sleep?

Modern small-arms fights take place between 50 and 300 meters. You get into these fights by finding the enemy, which means traversing over variable and hostile terrain while carrying the weapons, ammunition, body armor, food and gear that you'll need.

If you can't pull yourself up to a bar in PT gear, then how the fuck are you going to drag your ass + 80lbs of equipment over multiple hajii privacy walls in order to avoid being hit by IEDs?

You won't be able to. Back to my original point - you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>684297630
>You shitpost on 4chan waiting in anticipation
>*Ding!*
>Oh boy, anon, it's time!
>You rush to the microwave to get your totinos pizza rolls
>They're too hot to eat right now so you get a bit impatient but you can wait
>Continue to shit post

You might think being in the military is being a leech low-life fuck. But it still helps you stay inside to eat your hot pockets all day.
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>>684296185

My rank is on my chest. I'm a 74D (CBRN).

>>684296210

Pretty much.

>>684296810
No, I'm just a cynical asshole. No soldier wants to see combat.

>>684298120

You get it. I just do this because it's extra money in my pocket.
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>>684299850
Well it is pretty much useless in war. If they denied that, they'd be a faggot. The only scenario where pull ups would be useful in war are where you're hanging onto a helicopter landing skid (which are rare these days, most big helos have retractable landing gear) or where you've been knocked off the edge of a cliff and have to pull yourself back up. That's not to say pull ups are not effective for building fitness, but they are certainly not very effective in most combat scenarios. Besides, this is not about seals. Women blow seals like an early 90s Honda Civic, but they can't actually be seals yet.
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>>684299808
This. No one would have a problem with women enlisting on the front lines if they were as fit as this.
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Obama made the american military a joke.
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>>684301061
>what is emotional stability
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Fight alongside them and kick Russian ass. These are American women after all, not useless Euro ones.
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>>684301213
The military was a joke long before Obama showed up.
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1. Say women belong to the kitchen and are not supposed to be fighting.
2. Women try to prove me wrong.
3.Women do the fighting for me.
4.???
5.Profit.
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>>684300593
Wow. The neckbeard force is strong in you. Not once did I say that pull ups were not good for building your strength. I said that they have nothing to do with fighting. He was talking about fighting. Not about moving, marching, whatever the fuck. He was talking about how their lack of strength was not useful in combat, not fucking running about in the jungle, you demented fuck. I bet you have a cum sock and everything.
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>>684292822

You sound like you're in 9th grade. Every adult should already know this stuff. Check out the military-industrial complex, "war is a racket", creation of the Federal Reserve...I could go on but I don't think you'll take the time.

Also, the Business Plot - which is was a planned coup by the rich/elite in the US to take over the government and turn it into a fascist dictatorship. Prescott Bush was involved and then, low and behold, his son runs the CIA and becomes president, then his grandson.

Here's a Guardian article: How Bush's Grandfather Helped Hitler's Rise to Power
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/sep/25/usa.secondworldwar

Business Plot youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXGUgFXoRu4
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>>684288076
group up with the few men there are and systematically rape the women.
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>>684301385
Ever since vietnam
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>>684301886
Try the Spanish-American War.
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>>684290467
>>684288076

I can't be drafted; I have Crohn's Disease. It's genetic, I was screwed from birth to an eternity of Montezuma's revenge.
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>>684301462
>1. Say women belong to the kitchen and are not supposed to be fighting.
>2. Women try to prove me wrong.
>3.Women try to do the fighting for me.
>4. Learn how to survive drinking 2l of vodka daily.
>5. Learn Russian, privyet motherfuckers!
>6. Accept Putin as our Lord and Savior.
>7. ????
>8. Profit.
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>>684296585
Agreed.

Liberals can't see this though because they've been brainwashed through formalized education (by liberal teachers), the media, and society in general to believe that they are the most special snowflake on the planet.

Established, powerful people know that it's easier to control a disorganized group of selfish individuals than it is to try and tame a group with shared values, direction, and purpose for existence. We're all going to die, some people just want to stroke themselves off their whole life rather than putting away their dick and doing something of value.
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>>684301608
>He was talking about fighting. Not about moving, marching, whatever the fuck. He was talking about how their lack of strength was not useful in combat, not fucking running about in the jungle
You have no idea how infantry works do you son?
Even mechanized infantry still rely much on personal fitness to accomplish their goals.
Did you think soldiers just ride around in tanks all day shooting at random houses until they think they got the right one?
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>>684302050
In the future, that might be classed as a weapon
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>>684299514
You work a job that exchanges a good chunk of your life so that rich people can get richer. Then the government takes a good chunk of that value that you worked for and takes care of poor people.

The point is that if you're a decent, honest, hardworking person then you're fucked either way. Why run to Canada and hide?
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>>684296821
Fucking kek
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>>684288076
Shoot myself in the foot, get medically discharged, go back home and spend the remainder of WW3 shitposting on /b/.
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>>684302670
I would gladly supply the Bio-weapon but I'm of no use on the battlefield or battleship when the gut busters come swinging multiple times a day. I imagine that the ladies of a squad would be triggered somehow if a canister of colon napalm misfired onto them
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>>684296585
>Nations
>Imaginary borders
>Dying or risking your life to guard non-existent borders
>Seeing honor on that
>Call brainwashed the people that doesn't give a shit about that

Being this brainwashed
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>>684288076
>implying modern conventional warfare would happen against Russia
>implying the U.S. and Russia wont nuke each other into a nuclear apocalypse taking the whole world with them
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>>684302587
Now that you put it that way. I kind of hope they do.
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>>684288508
Enjoy your rotten smelling trench pussy
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Be confused why a Russian is being drafted.
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>>684302587
ah fuck you man... for the last time... I'm not talking about infantry, seals, whatever the fuck... these are women. And yes they would have to be fit anyway, even if their main duty is pushing a pen. This statement has nothing to do with what you have to do to get to the battle, it has to do with what happens when you are there. And that usually is shooting your gun in the general direction of the enemy without aiming it.
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>>684303329
Trench pussy > swamp ass
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>>684288076
Fuck the draft if that ever happens I'm going to Canada or Mexico
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>>684301608

You must have ridden the short bus to school. Strength has everything to do with fighting. Combat is three things: shooting, moving, and communicating.

You have to locate, close-with, and destroy the enemy by fire and close combat. Do you really think that you're going to just walk somewhere and then take a pop at the bad guy? Do you think that it's not physically and mentally exhausting?

You're wrong and you can't accept that you have no idea what you're talking about because you're a weak little bitch who lives in mommy's house.
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>>684303487
Enjoy your goneria
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>>684303411
>And that usually is shooting your gun in the general direction of the enemy without aiming it.

Maybe if you're a fucking pog.
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>>684303548
Enjoy your aids
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>>684291819
Same thing.
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>>684303411
Again - you don't magically show up at battle. You have to get there. Just accept that you're wrong and don't have a clue what you're talking about. Everyone already knows you're a faggot.
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>>684303113
You need to be selling this colon napalm to the pentagon before somebody else beats you to it.
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>>684288076
I can't get drafted, I have chronic asthma and diabetes and a bit of a glandular problem.
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People who think we don't get taxed or have half taxes is fucking dumb we have to pay taxes like everyone else the only thing that's different is we don't get to sit in our mothers basement and live of someone else's freedom
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>>684290219
Where? I recommend surgery.
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>>684298803
ww4
>Cool
>implying you'll get to fight hand to hand
>Implying the huthusies wont have sparp sticks and rocks
>Implying you wont break a bone, get an infection and die
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>>684288076
Probably die because it's been proven over and over again women can't handle the stress of combat, much less support their unit with essential tasks.
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>>684291335
No youre wrong they didnt fight in the revolutionary war or the civil war.
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>>684301462
This guy gets it.
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>>684288076
Jokes on you, I am flat footed.
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>>684304019
>flat footed
They would take you
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i'd rather go to federal prison then be a mindless killing robot for the government.
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>>684303329
Implying my dick can taste or smell
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>>684304062

No you wouldn't.
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>>684303827
Let me explain something to you.
People in private sector jobs earn money from their employer, who gets that money as a result of the good produced by or services rendered from the employees.

In the military, the money you "earn" is already the result of taxes taken from taxpayers in the private sector. You get taxed on it, yes, but that was already tax money to begin with. Which is one of the many, many reasons why nobody takes you people seriously.
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>>684289092
>implying Canada isn't the US/ UK posse
You can't be Canadian if you didn't know this
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>>684304192
Been there before pal trust me
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>>684304180
You can still smell with your nose ya dip
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>>684289092
trump will get Canada (America's hat) to pay for the war.
>Make America's hat great again.
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>>684288508
Bro, military women are ugly
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>>684296283
I'd rather kill myself then to be part of America.
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>>684304369
you need a good prison raping.
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>>684304574
Triggered
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>>684302050
Wait, really? Fucking a, I'll work as a weapons manufactoring supervisor on US soil and fuck the troops' wives. I'll help the art majors finally get employed manufacturing rounds. And if they bitch about SJW shit I'll execute them for heresy/treason and no one would complain
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Thank you Americans faggots, because of you and your provocation towards Russia it will strike to Finland and we have to really fight like men, unlike your pussy soldiers who shoot couple of rounds to air and then call airstrikes.
regards finnish apu apustaja /help helpper
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>>684303624
Absolute fact... most soldiers except for hardened combat veterans will miss their target most of the time. In fact many soldiers won't even have a target, they'll just shoot in the direction that they think the enemy is. It usually takes experience and seeing a few buddies die before a normal man becomes a killer, despite the best efforts of the military to overcome this. Those that can do it effortlessly will usually fail psych eval.
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>>684301242
>Implying Americans are emotionally stable in general.
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>>684303411
Shit posting this much, this hard
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>>684304825
isnt finland just like sweden these days?
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>>684304715
ur a real funny guy
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>insult tumblr
>get sent back home
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>>684303930
ww5
>cool
>Implying you'll fight humans
>Implying apes wont be the dominant race of earth
>Implying you'll be as good looking as Charlton Heston
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Refuse to go to war because I'm not fighting alongside some woman.
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>>684305147
naah
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>>684291761
Rome thought they had everything under control before they got there ass handed to them on a silver platter too.
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>>684304544
are u retarded?
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>>684306953
not a looker in the bunch
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>>684288076
Why doesn't that bitch have a name tape on?
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>>684296308
Cold War is over but that doesn't change the reality of what a nuclear war would be.

Furthermore, the United States and Russia both still possess large stockpiles. Attempts at disarmament are acts of grandstanding.
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>>684290513
like you'd know anything about it.. According to some, ww3 has already started
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>>684288076
Already served, contract over, can't be drafted.
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>>684288076
Follow her orders. We can do it. We'll fucking kill the enemy and drink ourselves blind on commemorative anniversaries. We won't be men and women, but brothers and sisters—albeit, there are plenty of you in /b/ rather interested in incest. So, not you people.
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>>684308184
You do know autism is a serious condition, right? Might want to get that checked out.
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>>684288076
die a horrible death because I suck at fighting
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>>684308750
I will ask the doc why autistic self got drafted when I report. Thanks.
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>>684300015
What mannga is that?
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>>684292346
>works at Starcucks
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>>684293530
Who the fuck have we been killing then
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>>684308750
>Someone has a different view on things and not jumping on the bandwagon
>Hurr durr le autismo
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>>684310385
>WW3 is here.
>Anon is worried about sourcing cartoons.
>The future is fucked.
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>>684311781
Yes my brother, we will all unite and bring peace and freedom to the world. Are you with me, dear brothers and sisters?
Not autistic at all right?
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>>684311850
Nigga fk the war i need animu for my bunker nou sauce me
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>>684294083
then why are you?
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>>684290775
Lol. Sexual assault gets way worse punishment in the military than it does in the civilian sector.
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>>684313424
Theoretically yes, but accusations of rape are very rarely investigated and prosecuted.
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>implying russia and the u.s would have a full scale war.
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Hope for the best

Most female troops are fucking bitches. Wish they find me attractive and insert my noodle in her ravioli in hopes of neutralizing their hostility. Do whatever it takes avoid war.
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