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anon,
you have 24 hours to live.
How do you spend them ?
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find some pussy
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>>684275252
crying
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>>684275252
I need source!!!
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>>684275252
Not here. And with that, I'm out.
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Shitpost.
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>>684275252
killing spree
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>>684275252
source, OP?
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brandy and cs (like now)
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posting banans and gay furry porn on /b/
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>>684275252
I kill everyone I ever met.
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Making history
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Feasting, chain smoking and getting drunk as a mofo
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>>684275437
Not OP, but bottom right corner says SexAndSubmission dot com. You could search that.
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With my wife
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Lots and lots of rape.
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>>684275252
kidnap little girls
rape them til they learn to beg for more.
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>>684275252
from this moment?

everyone or just me?

everyone, abduct next homeslice as stealthily as i can rape and run, think about some shit, find somewhere peaceful for it to end

just me?
require proof, confirmation, evidence, maybe write some stuff out, try get it printed, mail it back home.

pray
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>>684275252
i would play vidya games and talk to my friends about the situation
i wont be able to manage something with my friends because i dont have friends
so i´ll be play more games and use all of my money to be happy but then i find out that
im not going to die and now im homeless
yeah that would happen i think
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>>684276029
you´re overthinking the question dude
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>>684275252
OP what's the source Google found nothing
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maybe run to the next suburb over to see if an ex girlfriends still living in the same house and spend it with her willing

then when shes not there... cry.. watch traffic pass, think about things, listen to music.
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>>684275252
Just staring at a wall waiting to die. I have no money right now and, honestly, death seems like a better adventure than life right now
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i'd go super saiyan and blowup earth
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>>684276467
GAAAAY
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>>684276568
whats wrong anon ?
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Steal a Lamborghini and take off on a all day high speed chase
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>>684276670
nah bro, love, innocence, life
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>>684276467
dickhead focus on more important things than that
stupid cunt of an ex
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>>684276762
Nothing much, just clinical depression, girlfriend left me, pretty poor and a shit personality. The world doesn't need me in it. Won't kill myself because I'm a pussy and I don't want to shock my friends and family.

So all I really can do to make up for existing is diminishing myself and making sure I leave as little a mark on the world as possible. Being taken by a terminal illness seems like a fitting way to go so I'd just accept it.
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>>684276952
8id call u a faggot at this juncture but id rather threaten ur life
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>>684275252
What Bear Gryll's can't teach you ain't worth shit.
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>>684275252
>I cross the country
>break into the house of my dreamgirl
>kiss her passionately weather she wants to or not
>eat pizza and burgers
>kill rich cunt
>just as 24h hits the mark I jump off of the highest spot I can
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What happens at the end? Nuclear holocaust, I'm murdered, cancer, or just cessation of existence? That will affect my answer
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>>684277127
i wont give you this moral speech im just gonna say do your thing but if you wanna get better seek help dude btw how can you even say that you have a shit personality? everybody sees you different
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>>684277312
Then timer goes 24:00:01
and you're like "Well, fuck me"
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>>684277312

We´re comin´ bucko!
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>>684275252
I'm still waiting for the source of this gif.
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>>684277312
stop call it love when you would force her. You are just horny for her body thats all
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>>684277530
I'd just laugh my ass to death before I hit the ground.
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>>684277643
he never said love you idiot
Thy name is projection
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>>684275437
>>684275522
OP here you can see the Trailer to the porno on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNtBLa27Ws&list
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>>684277643
I wouldn't rape her. Lest making out is rape. In which case, I would rape the fuck out of her lips.
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>>684275252
I'd brutally torture everyone that has harmed me. Then I'll take the pretty teen daughters of at least one of them and I'll loudly fuck those girls in the next room to them.
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>>684278028
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an hero right after the time starts.
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>>684277511
I'm just an overemotional whiney little bitch, I don't show it, but it's there.

I am on medication, and it's surprisingly nice to have only one mood, but I do miss being actually happy, right now I'd describe my only mood as unattached and functional, which is handy, but the polar opposite of exciting.

Because of that I don't really care wether I live or die, it really doesn't matter.
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>>684278028
ow the edge
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not tell anyone whats going to happen then create the greatest murder mystery ever by decapitating myself in a locked room with a book with loads of symbols and meaningless code in my hand let the conspiracy theorists have a field day
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>>684278028
Underageb& so angsty
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I'd go into the hs girls locker room.and force the prettiest girls to fuck me.
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>>684275252
I don't lol
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>>684275252

Murder 3 specific people.
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>>684275252
Come on, OP, I don't have all day. I refuse to jack it to anything but the original vidoe of that gif. I am not whipping out my schlong until you post source.
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SOURCE NEEDED
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>>684278225
>>684278304
>>684278082
Not underage.
Well, Op asked and I gave my answer. It matters not whether you like it or not.
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>>684275252
Donate all my money to my dying best friend and then kill myself
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>>684275252
murder the guy who fucked my ex-gf when I was with her, let her watch how i do it
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>>684275252
organizing a gangbang with me being fucked by old fat guys till I die from internal bleeding.
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>>684278190
i had to take pills that made me depressed as a kid because the teachers said i had adhd even though i didnt i got checked again when i was 11 they took away my happiness as a kid for 5 years that makes me sad sometimes but im pretty happy now i still had 12-16 years old of happiness but dude i kind of had the same feeling of nothing and that generated to depression i hope you find that point in life m8
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>>684278645
we´re not saying its shit or good we just said it was edgy faggot
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would resolve conflicts, contracts, business-stuff so my relatives would not have to deal with it (actually this would be so much work, would not be able to get it all done)

something with speed (maybe rent a car or something)

weird sad love fucking my gf

take some drugs so i am relaxed and call everybody, not telling them, just to have a last laugh with them
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>>684275252
do lots of cocaine eat chic-fil-a and jerk off
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Eating lots of pizza and another shit food.
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>>684276845
GAAAAAAAY
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>>684275252
Kill myself
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i am gonna die in 24 hours, ha unlikely
i am immortal
i have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival,
No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,
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>>684278766
>66
i hope i will be lucky and not get caught... and live more than 24 hrs after
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>>684275252
kill niggers muslims and jews
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>>684278190
Dude get off that shit medication. Smoke some cannabis, and start feeling better. I got out of depression this way. It will show you what is wrong, and give a deeper connection to yourself with ways on how to fix it. At least worth trying a few times anon.
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>>684278645
Can't decide if troll or not.
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raping every girl i see and leaving my seed in all.
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KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL FRENZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>684279380
>i think I'm some sort of mystical shaman but in reality I'm just a fucking burnout
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>>684279414
youtube.com/watch?v=23dzdvoU1vA
woman love to fuck dying men
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i would masturbate with out a condom or my moms permission for once
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>>684279558
>I think I'm some smartass but I'm really just a teenager on my moms laptop
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>>684275252
Assassinating Keemstar, Anita Sarkeezian, Zoe Quinn, the Kardashian family, or ISIS
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>>684279380
>cannabis when depressed

perfect solution if you don't want to get anything done ever again
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>>684279712
is this supposed to be funny?
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I'd spend those 24 hours getting dubs
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>>684279752
It's going to be ok, just smoke some more weed
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>>684278824
It might be nice if I find some purpose, a way to make myself useful, but honestly I don't care that much, I'm just waiting life out. But thanks for caring, you're a good person.

>>684279380
The medication does stop the panic attacks though, and that's pretty useful.

I do smoke weed, it's more or less the only way I'm capable of laughing.
I'm on SSRI's though, quitting cold turkey leaves me dizzy all day, mentally confused and gives me brain zaps, which are really annoying and distracting, so I'll need some guidance if I really want to stop.
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>>684279380
I can smell the stale Cheetos and mountain dew
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>>684275522
http://www.kink.com/shoot/25829
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>Binge on crab cakes and five guys fries
>do a mountain of cocaine
>get drunk off duvet triple hop
>say a prayer or something and die
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>>684279839
please just fucking leave your joke gave me the worst Cebolancer attack ever
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>>684279993
thx anon people mostly dont like me because im "too" positiv
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>>684280431
Oh god thank you, you are my lord and savior. I will now jack it in your honor.
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>>684278190
good job, i like it
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>>684275686
this, unprotected, cum inside each girl multiple times, the dna must live on.
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>>684280527
What!? I'm sorry I can't hear you over THESE DUBS
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>>684275252
Buy a gun and wait until my death clock was at 23:58, kill myself. I rule my life, no one else does.
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>>684280152
MOAR
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>>684280906
lol you´re trying too hard , just give up
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I would hire a few questionably aged escorts and buy a bunch of drugs.
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>>684281264
cant help it, could never bring myself put my dick into such dirty hole of a whore
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