Easy, I'd have every member of a band that has a song that repeats the chorus more than three times consecutively executed. All fans that listen to them will be deafened for having such shit taste in music, and then beaten for having supported said bands. Those toddler fuckers, AC DC, who repeat the same five words a fucking hundred times in every single mother fucking god forsaken shit song they have made, do not deserve a humane execution, they will be tortured and raped by horses on live tv and kept alive with life support for as long as possible, and their fans will be executed. The worst part about this is that in doing so I will have limited the human population to me, because people like it when bands do that annoying shit...
>>684246473 Socialize the shit out of the place. And no. I dont look at the former soviet union as a good example of succesful government. I look at organizations like the marine corps. and realize. oh shit. that IS an organization controlled by the federal government, made of volunteers, paid for by tax payer dollars, and still delivered the best health care i have seen before or since then.
Screw the rules! [Like A Boss] Summon a dragon! [Like A Boss] Invent a Duel Disk! [Like A Boss] Jump out the window! [Like A Boss] Rescue my brother! [Like A Boss] Hang up the phone! [Like A Boss] Impressed by rocks! [Like A Boss] Collect the God Cards! [Like A Boss] Fly a jet! [Like a Boss] Write a check! [Like A Boss] Land in a jetpack! [Like A Boss] Be an asshole! [Like A Boss]
>>684247878 Marines/navy have shit healthcare m8 >>684246473 >Executive order everyone will pay 10% income taxes across the board. No exceptions no loopholes. >Increase tariffs so that making products outside the country then shipping them here costs twice as much. >tips are no longer a part of salary and no longer need to be reported. Restaurants etc must pay minimum wage >get rid of any and all racially based scholarships. If you dont pass highschool with at least a 3.0 you dont go to college. >welfare is limited to those literally house bound >unemployment lasts 18 months max then you have to work for at least 10 years before claiming again >limits on the cost of medical care/products Eh theres probably more but those are the first few steps.
All documents that do not pose a threat to national security would Declassified the IRS would become a federal or be removed
Drug war would continue but states would be responsible for what drugs are legal
We would go back State Law > Federal law The federal government would be responsible for peacekeeping and enforcement of said laws but states would literally do everything else such as voting and maintaining infrastructure and managing businesses.
Voting would be handled by a large corporation that if found guilty of corruption would lose all business licenses and the corporation that outs them would be given a tax exemption and rights to pick the next corporation to handle the voting. The corporation handling the voting would also be exempt from taxes.
Oh how I will tax the Ritch but provide plenty of legitimate ways to lower the amount they pay while hiking it up for those who are proven to be corrupted.
School would be ran by the state and graduated classes would have a reunion viva live TV where they compete for federal funding for there school the first segment would be where they are now a story of there current life the audience can vote what school was most successful by donating viva phone call then each person could be asked a question by callers who have donated.
Military would be ran by a council state representatives
These ideas are not likely to work but it would be fun to watch
>>684248691 Oh i got more >term limits on every office from top to bottom >max pay for any office is 75k/year >taking bribes from corporations is a capital offense >get the government out of the schools and get rid of standardized tests and return to actually teaching kids life skills >if you commit 3 misdemeanors its a felony >3 felonies=death penalty society does not need to burden you any more >perform mass executions to save money >reform jail system to back to olden times (barely fed, no outside contact, worked hard AF.) Make jail so bad mother fuckers dont want to go back. >commiting a crime in which you become a prisoner means you are voluntarily giving up your rights as a human. >make weed legal and tax the hell out of it just like tobacco and alcohol. Same rules apply dont drive dont come to work high.
Enforce a one-child policy. Execute all citizens with disabilities. Deport 98% of the African American ethnic group back to Africa and keep only the most aesthetically superior and exceptionally intelligent to a segregated state made specifically for them. Ban interracial marriage between blacks and whites. Commence a form of classic eugenics with Christopher Langan as project lead. Sit back and ponder the praise distant future generations will give me for spearheading an age of demigods.
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