waifu claim thread
>insult other waifu
>most important: stay genki!
I thought u were a big strong waifu not a little babby one
Just do it be one of us cool waifus
U ever done this before?
Still at work, broken dishwasher means all my equipment has to be hand scrubbed. Staying back to do it. It sucks.
Rory-sama claimed. Gross but still a cute
claim this i almost all i do now for some reason
Best girl get!!!
you are so much more a cute i cant even!
You saw how that happened last time, you sure you don't just want to paint nails and talk about the latest gossip?
Hand scrubbed? That's a damn shame, man. Hope it goes by quickly so you can get home, wish I was there to help it go by faster.
Handsome as fuck.
I'm not cool though senpai. I'm lame and mundane
Why lonely friend?
Inferno Cop claimed
Not even cute.
i ain't clicking that
it's my profession
Hey Tsuyu. How's life?
Can't seem to hit it off.
Your in for a hell of a good time
Come on it feels great
It will be the best bonding experience between us
We will be closer tha pic related
holy shit the Doom multiplayer is good, I haven't had this much fun playing a shooter in years
feel like fucking Nightcrawler with the personal teleporter
I don't post scary stuff here friend
Well, to others Rory a cute. To you Rory a gross.
You are smug though
Just the floor to mop now. Only 30 mins behind schedule.
>totally cause I closed kitchen early and left a a job for tomorrow
fucking desks violently?
>can i watch?
RORY ALWAYS A CUTE
Double, trip, satan!
Hit it off?
Oh no I'm fine. I have my happy pills
My father used to do that too, common symptom of PTSD.
Nice, get that shit done quickly and flutter on home, lovely. Hope you have a safe drive.
>Make them do some of the work for once.
nearly got killed by my cat. i just want to thank you guys for being here for me or something.
< my cat
why do you always seem so....smug?
Yeah. Maybe I'm just not that interesting to talk to.
i still don't trust you
why? why are you so obsessed with lewd things?
It's part of the personality. I can super cute!
Nah, the other guy I work with is cool. And hes not really agile without a ton of pain. Best I do the fiddly shit
I dont subscribe to your gods, I have my own.
Hes one of the
I feel bad because you seem sad.
Would you like that kiss that I owe you..?
You dont want any of this shinoa
It makes you happy and forget everything thats wrong in your life
It makes sex better
Its not addictive
You seriously dont want any of this shinoa
>other movie quotes i cant completely remember
Likely to hide crippling depression
Dio is something far superior than god.
Nice, at least you can have partner to rely on. You're probably a good fiddler anyway.
Any plans for the weekend?
I won't touch your back or make loud noises, no worries.
You're so smug.
>It's kind of endearing actually.
is that what vodka does to you? jesus christ
Its half gone already. Gonna use rest of today to do some housecleaning and then relax with MWO after dinner.
Then take a walk in some sun. You look a little pale.
vodka makes me love you sooo much Jenny-kun
>lovin the hair;)
We call them crawfish down here
Those are what memes are for dio and guess what?
Thanks! How so?
say nice things about me next
but i only like you. not love you
Alright i got the needle ready grab your cock and ready a sock its gonna be bloody
I don't need the sun, I have Dio's divine light.
I'll say something nice
Why, none other than her royal highness Princess Asseylum Vers Allusia herself! If only I were Klancain Cruhteo
I don't know...
>I just feel you are
I won't, no worries.
>pats softly and with warning prior.
Damn, nice. Get that house nice and clean.
Hope dinner goes well.
My friend found an amazing... Mint condition Super Metroid cartridge. No box / manual, he got it for $40 AUD. I think I nearly came.
Dios light looks a little dim. You need some Vitamin D. Best source is sunlight. Go get em tiger.
it is isn't it
You are simply unworthy to see Dio's true light.
Great tits too.
Thank you. Dude that's an adorable smile
Not sure what you were implying, but here you go.
you are definately bosomy ;) gotta love that!
heartbroken. our ship will sail one day Jenny-kun
I guess I cant. Means my god is better. Nothing unworthy about someone who doesnt die to mere humans.
I wont know about dinner till I get home. Leaving work now though, on the road for 30 mins.
Turn and cough
And thats it
If your balls swell up to the size of baseballs thats fine
If they get bigger than soft balls call an ambulance
gunna put a pillow behind me and pretend its Esdeath spooning me so goodnight guys later
>calmly pats to try and calm down
Drive home safely, man.
Goodnight, sleep warm and well. Enjoy your spooning.
I don't believe in Akira's filthy view, where Dio is beaten by a disgusting mortal. Dio had everything he needed to win, and could've won at multiple occasions, but simply pulled back, ridiculous.
I'm not Shiro tho. I'm sorry
Lol thought you'd know a loli when spotting one
I'm still scared. I need an adult ;_;
Got you self a crazyed yandere there jen
my balls are ready
I love yanderes though
Well... I guess I can make an exception.
I'll sail with you.
I don't consider childhood flashback or short childhood buildups to be loli, at least as long as you don't get frisky with it.
lilly claimed. drinking more vodka. will continue to lurk but theres stuff i gotta do so posting will be minimal
Best head pats money can buy.
>obligatory thank God her head's in the way
wait how many people love me... im confused
I'm a burn victim with more than 50% of my body covered in burn scars while simultaneously carrying crippling social anxiety and emotional trauma.
Whatever floats your boat.
>But you never notice
Get her tiger
Respectable as always Dio Sama. Now why would I want to sully a child? That's disgusting
I see you
Don't know. Do you join covos pretty often?
there is at least 3 shots of vodka inbetween posts as well
Hello Commander of Evil
Are you sure you see me?
ILOVEYOU TOO CAPS ARE FUN
Are you one of them?
>implying i dont notice you
don't be silly
I dunno, i just kinda do my thing
dubs are even better!
do you wanna get drunk with me?
btw you a cute
I'm not that bad.. I just enslaved an entire specie of alien, nothing that bad~
How are you tonight?
Of course I love you <3
The hard parts over now let the fun begin
Here ya go
good enough for me
>And killed your second in command...
>Dont forget that... kek
Im okay. Just sitting in the barracks being bored
i feel sick
was too drunk a few nights ago and ignored some people accidentally i think
plus i don't really like being drunk
Playing pokeman red
>>And killed your second in command...
We don't talk about that..
IT NEVER HAPPENED D:
In the barracks?.. I thought you worked for an hospital
I love every faggot in /waifu/ <3
How's your day/night going?
yes i was tbh
well then you are now my babysitter! when i get sick you hold my hair then take me to bed!
>not playing moemon
I think your confused Shinoa... kek
Kek payback for teasing me you bully!
Im at drill this weekend.
Goddammit you got me kek
what do you mean, im confused
day was gooooood.
nights pree goood, watchin some animoo
i'd give you a detailed description of my day but no one wants to read a paragraph about my life!
how was your day?
ok! i dont really have an issue with doing that
I made yours extra strong
You feeling anything yet
...Dammit Shinoa. This is a new level of troll...
>Finally got payback
Yeah. Fun Shit. kek
Personally, I wouldn't mind a paragraph
My day was pretty much boring.. I ordered some booze online and killed my legs trying to follow my dad on my bike while he was on his pick-up
Nice!~ You probably already know but I'm planning on going military soon~
Am I supposed to,
',:) you blondes are pretty slow
b...but i love to torture yuno..
mmmmm only cause you asked nicely
why would you follow someone in their pick up when you're only on a bike?
i got to take my beloved car to the track for the first time in a while because my dad got me 2 tires for it today
also found out a few things i need to replace on it, and upgrade, so i can't really touch the track too much this summer sadly because i cant really make that much money as a NEET
also its a daily driver so... mhoo
BUT my day was awesome, my dad filmed my runs and told me how to improve.