waifu claim thread
>claim waifu
>insult other waifu
>discuss
>rules
>most important: stay genki!
Shiro claimed.
Dio-sama...
Obligatory claim.
>>684221576
claim
>>684221518
I thought u were a big strong waifu not a little babby one
Just do it be one of us cool waifus
>>684221565
U ever done this before?
>claiming
>If you're lurking out there.
>I'm sorry.
>>684221070
Still at work, broken dishwasher means all my equipment has to be hand scrubbed. Staying back to do it. It sucks.
Rory-sama claimed. Gross but still a cute
Should I play my drinking game with you guys again
>>684221576
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>Lonely
claim this i almost all i do now for some reason
>>684221835
Hello.
>Tsuyu
>>684221835
Come shoot herion in your testicles with us
>moka
>>684221813
wew
>>684221576
Best girl get!!!
cute edition
>>684220848
you are so much more a cute i cant even!
>>684221906
TONGUE-KUN!
>>684221740
no.
>>684221813
You saw how that happened last time, you sure you don't just want to paint nails and talk about the latest gossip?
>Faggot edition
>>684221809
Hand scrubbed? That's a damn shame, man. Hope it goes by quickly so you can get home, wish I was there to help it go by faster.
>pats
>>684221662
Handsome as fuck.
>>684221733
That's adorable!
>>684221740
I'm not cool though senpai. I'm lame and mundane
>>684221835
Why lonely friend?
Miho claimed
Inferno Cop claimed
>>684221809
Not even cute.
>>684222094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u22IeVke2fQ
>>684221813
>>684222066
best filenames-kun
<3
>>684222038
Hiya
>Tsuyu
>>684222340
>gif
i ain't clicking that
>>684222456
it's my profession
>>684222112
>>684221906
Hey Tsuyu. How's life?
>>684222112
Can't seem to hit it off.
>>684222322
>>684222066
Your in for a hell of a good time
>>684222112
Come on it feels great
It will be the best bonding experience between us
We will be closer tha pic related
>>684222175
Great claim
>>684222244
Man sure can manage large objects.
holy shit the Doom multiplayer is good, I haven't had this much fun playing a shooter in years
feel like fucking Nightcrawler with the personal teleporter
>>684222664
I don't post scary stuff here friend
There are birds chirping. It is midnight.
>>684222679
>>684222244
Well, to others Rory a cute. To you Rory a gross.
>>684222112
You are smug though
>>684222094
Just the floor to mop now. Only 30 mins behind schedule.
>totally cause I closed kitchen early and left a a job for tomorrow
>>684222664
fucking desks violently?
>can i watch?
>pic related
>>684222904
RORY ALWAYS A CUTE
>>684222904
And Dio's "opinion" is the Holy truth
>>684222666
Double, trip, satan!
>>684222674
Hit it off?
>>684222682
Oh no I'm fine. I have my happy pills
>>684222904
Yes indeed
>>684222900
>motor boats
>>684222679
>adjusts eyes
My father used to do that too, common symptom of PTSD.
>>684222904
Nice, get that shit done quickly and flutter on home, lovely. Hope you have a safe drive.
>Make them do some of the work for once.
nearly got killed by my cat. i just want to thank you guys for being here for me or something.
< my cat
>>684223117
why do you always seem so....smug?
>>684223117
Yeah. Maybe I'm just not that interesting to talk to.
>>684222816
i still don't trust you
>>684223048
why? why are you so obsessed with lewd things?
>>684223301
It's part of the personality. I can super cute!
>>684223177
Nah, the other guy I work with is cool. And hes not really agile without a ton of pain. Best I do the fiddly shit
>>684223071
I dont subscribe to your gods, I have my own.
>>684223301
Hes one of the
>smugcrew
Founders.
>>684223155
>>684223327
Try me
Shinoa bro
>>684223177
>triggered
>>684223359
whatever
>>684223359
Papi infected me!
>also lots of vodka
>>684221576
do you still love me?
>>684222674
I feel bad because you seem sad.
Would you like that kiss that I owe you..?
>>684223117
You dont want any of this shinoa
It makes you happy and forget everything thats wrong in your life
It makes sex better
Its not addictive
You seriously dont want any of this shinoa
>other movie quotes i cant completely remember
>>684223301
>>684223435
Likely to hide crippling depression
>>684223458
Dio is something far superior than god.
>>684223461
>came buckets
>>684223155
>>684223458
Nice, at least you can have partner to rely on. You're probably a good fiddler anyway.
Any plans for the weekend?
>>684223506
I won't touch your back or make loud noises, no worries.
>>684221881
dubs to steal
>>684223435
>>684223472
You're so smug.
>It's kind of endearing actually.
>>684223662
?
What kiss?
>>684223772
mmm milk
>>684223923
I DO I DO I DO
>>684223575
is that what vodka does to you? jesus christ
>>684223794
Better not.
>>684223991
It is the best beverage.
>>684223794
Its half gone already. Gonna use rest of today to do some housecleaning and then relax with MWO after dinner.
>>684223692
Then take a walk in some sun. You look a little pale.
>>684224014
vodka makes me love you sooo much Jenny-kun
>lovin the hair;)
>>684223652
We call them crawfish down here
>>684223667
Kek
>>684223692
Those are what memes are for dio and guess what?
>>684223923
Thanks! How so?
>>684223992
???
>I'm confused
>>684224245
say nice things about me next
>>684223991
>>684224245
but i only like you. not love you
>>684224275
Alright i got the needle ready grab your cock and ready a sock its gonna be bloody
>>684224120
nom nom nom
>>684224122
I don't need the sun, I have Dio's divine light.
>>684224275
Yes?
>>684224370
I'll say something nice
Great outfit
Why, none other than her royal highness Princess Asseylum Vers Allusia herself! If only I were Klancain Cruhteo
>>684224275
I don't know...
>I just feel you are
Ye
>>684224537
It doesnt loop.
clmd
claimed
>>684224537
forgot to loop i suck at life
Best Girl
>>684224110
I won't, no worries.
>pats softly and with warning prior.
>>684224122
Damn, nice. Get that house nice and clean.
Hope dinner goes well.
My friend found an amazing... Mint condition Super Metroid cartridge. No box / manual, he got it for $40 AUD. I think I nearly came.
>>684224639
Dios light looks a little dim. You need some Vitamin D. Best source is sunlight. Go get em tiger.
>>684224639
it is isn't it
>>684224794
nhuuu
>>684224794
>Rory-sama
>>684224861
You are simply unworthy to see Dio's true light.
>>684224909
Great tits too.
>>684224545
I'm scared
>>684224639
>
>>684224662
Thank you. Dude that's an adorable smile
>>684224861
Lucky guy
>>684224284
miss read and wanted a kiss
>>684224275
>NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION
>>684224787
lol
>>684224846
>scared
>>684225138
Not sure what you were implying, but here you go.
>>684224607
Lewd.
>>684224370
you are definately bosomy ;) gotta love that!
>>684224542
heartbroken. our ship will sail one day Jenny-kun
>>684225108
I guess I cant. Means my god is better. Nothing unworthy about someone who doesnt die to mere humans.
>>684224846
I wont know about dinner till I get home. Leaving work now though, on the road for 30 mins.
>>684225138
Turn and cough
And thats it
If your balls swell up to the size of baseballs thats fine
If they get bigger than soft balls call an ambulance
gunna put a pillow behind me and pretend its Esdeath spooning me so goodnight guys later
>>684225677
>one-day
>>684225476
>calmly pats to try and calm down
>>684225764
Drive home safely, man.
>>684225872
Goodnight, sleep warm and well. Enjoy your spooning.
>>684225918
>
>>684225764
I don't believe in Akira's filthy view, where Dio is beaten by a disgusting mortal. Dio had everything he needed to win, and could've won at multiple occasions, but simply pulled back, ridiculous.
>>684225918
Your next for the herion right
>moka
>>684225312
I'm not Shiro tho. I'm sorry
>>684225480
Lol thought you'd know a loli when spotting one
>>684225818
I'm still scared. I need an adult ;_;
>>684225918
Got you self a crazyed yandere there jen
>>684226192
my balls are ready
>>684226261
I love yanderes though
>>684225305
Well... I guess I can make an exception.
>chu
>>684225918
I'll sail with you.
>>684226261
I don't consider childhood flashback or short childhood buildups to be loli, at least as long as you don't get frisky with it.
>>684225060
Kek'd
lilly claimed. drinking more vodka. will continue to lurk but theres stuff i gotta do so posting will be minimal
>>684226567
>>684226454
it depends. are up for sailing with an infertile robot with deformed testicles?
>>684226063
head pats
>>684226744
forgot pic
>>684226737
>>684226813
Best head pats money can buy.
>pats
>obligatory thank God her head's in the way
>>684226261
>not shiro
wait how many people love me... im confused
>>684226567
>hugs
>>684227044
I LOVE YOU
>>684227044
So many people.. I can't even count them
>>684227112
You always feel sadder with every posts.
>>684226744
>>684226822
I'm a burn victim with more than 50% of my body covered in burn scars while simultaneously carrying crippling social anxiety and emotional trauma.
Whatever floats your boat.
>>684227044
>I do
>But you never notice
>>684227023
>Miho
With every I love you, a piece of you dies knowing you will never be together
>>684226436
Get her tiger
>>684226468
Respectable as always Dio Sama. Now why would I want to sully a child? That's disgusting
>>684226567
I see you
>>684227044
Don't know. Do you join covos pretty often?
>>684227185
there is at least 3 shots of vodka inbetween posts as well
>>684227291
Dammit
>>684221576
>>684227219
Little rascal.
>>684226737
Hello Commander of Evil
>>684227067
Hey Miho.
>Hugs
>>684227291
Are you sure you see me?
>>684227112
ILOVEYOU TOO CAPS ARE FUN
>>684227160
Are you one of them?
>say yes
>>684227218
>implying i dont notice you
don't be silly
<3
>>684227291
I dunno, i just kinda do my thing
>filename.
>>684227400
dubs are even better!
do you wanna get drunk with me?
btw you a cute
>>684227400
W-wait, you do?
>>684227393
>Of Evil
I'm not that bad.. I just enslaved an entire specie of alien, nothing that bad~
How are you tonight?
>>684227400
Of course I love you <3
>>684226261
The hard parts over now let the fun begin
>>684226436
Here ya go
>>684227218
good enough for me
>>684227652
>And killed your second in command...
>Dont forget that... kek
Im okay. Just sitting in the barracks being bored
>>684227866
i feel sick
>>684227553
>get drunk
nnoooop
was too drunk a few nights ago and ignored some people accidentally i think
plus i don't really like being drunk
>>684227600
Dubs confirm.
:>
>>684227652
iloveyoutoo<3
IFEELTHELOVE<3
>>684221576
Playing pokeman red
>Yotsuba claim
>>684227701
>>684228005
>>And killed your second in command...
We don't talk about that..
IT NEVER HAPPENED D:
In the barracks?.. I thought you worked for an hospital
>>684228231
I love every faggot in /waifu/ <3
How's your day/night going?
>>684228170
yes i was tbh
>>684228231
well then you are now my babysitter! when i get sick you hold my hair then take me to bed!
>>684228328
>not playing moemon
>>684227393
Hi.
>>684227391
lol
>>684228457
Look i have datboi
>>684228391
>>684228391
I'll be honest, I'm impressed.
>>684228321
I think your confused Shinoa... kek
>>684228411
Kek payback for teasing me you bully!
Im at drill this weekend.
>>684228512
Hey Miho.
>Hugs
>>684228634
>still not moemon
>>684228719
No I'm sure it's you, Mirai
Shinoa bro
>>684228719
Goddammit you got me kek
>very proud
National guard?
>>684228321
what do you mean, im confused
>>684228411
day was gooooood.
nights pree goood, watchin some animoo
i'd give you a detailed description of my day but no one wants to read a paragraph about my life!
how was your day?
>>684228457
ok! i dont really have an issue with doing that
Okay, done with Doom for the night.
>>684228170
I made yours extra strong
>>684228321
You feeling anything yet
>>684229027
"doing your own thing" give it time and people will love you like you do with yuno
>>684229100
Welcome back
>>684228823
...Dammit Shinoa. This is a new level of troll...
>>684228940
>Finally got payback
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
Yeah. Fun Shit. kek
>>684229027
yay! pour me another shot cutie!
>>684229027
Personally, I wouldn't mind a paragraph
My day was pretty much boring.. I ordered some booze online and killed my legs trying to follow my dad on my bike while he was on his pick-up
>>684229278
Nice!~ You probably already know but I'm planning on going military soon~
>Megumin
>>684229188
Am I supposed to,
>>684229278
',:) you blondes are pretty slow
>>684229188
but why though?
>6 fot robet
>>684229422
Which branh
>moka
>>684229630
Canadian army, going infantry hopefully
>Megumin
>>684229422
DO IT! Its awesome. Except Basic, that shit sucks
>>684229571
Are you trying to fight me bro? 1v1 me on CSGO
>Milinda
>>684229203
b...but i love to torture yuno..
>>684229279
mmmmm only cause you asked nicely
>>684229422
why would you follow someone in their pick up when you're only on a bike?
i got to take my beloved car to the track for the first time in a while because my dad got me 2 tires for it today
also found out a few things i need to replace on it, and upgrade, so i can't really touch the track too much this summer sadly because i cant really make that much money as a NEET
also its a daily driver so... mhoo
BUT my day was awesome, my dad filmed my runs and told me how to improve.
was dooop
>>684229571
Ya it is herion
>>684229614
Becuz ur a robit
>>684229759
>canada
Eww
>>684229808
no pls. I'm sorry
>>684229924
Dont we all when you two are at it? If only that other yuno was still here
This thread gets worse by the day I fucking swear.
>>684230093
you know it ;) wanna erp?
