A microwave. This could be good.
A frame for a kid's swing set.
I could climb to the top of it and zombies couldn't reach me.
I can reach other survivors?
Fuck. The cat would be gone before I could even attempt to use it as a weapon.
Princess sure does look cute, tho.
"Needs cleaned but works fine"
This will do.
maybe i could hide in the dryer but im prolly fucked
Pneumatic bicycle seat post. Could be worse I guess.
im fuuuucked. although i guess i can throw the cat at them and watch them chase it instead. down side is they might catch it. DARWINISM AT IT'S FINEST.
I think I'm doing better than most others
Top kek. At least I'll get a final meal out of it before I die.
So much wood...
>Sadly need to rehome my 3 chickens as I'm moving to a flat without a garden. They are all very good at laying eggs!
could have been worse ... at least its old and rusty and horror movie ready to hack of zombie heads
Not even close.
There's no free shit but there's some whore asking for stupid amounts of money for her nudes
"Selling nudes with very attractive double D boobs;)
Full body naked pictures £80 4 pictures attached.
Bum&boobs £80 4 pics attached.
Legs spread;) £120 4 picks attached.
Any requestss, just ask ;)?"
I'm gonna fucking paint the shit outta them zeds
Gud thread XD
Just wanted to add in the craigslist free section is the fucking bitch's tits. I got a washer and dryer set and a salon hairdryer from that shit in that past 36 hours alone.
Keep hustlin', anon, keep hustlin'.
I'm not fucked OP I can sleep well at night
Looks like i'll have to get gains first in order to wield it.
You're posting in a thread about what free section shit you'd use as a weapon in the zombie apocalypse, I'm sure you're just about to cure cancer.
I guess I have to hope that the two "hamtures" are the meanest motherfuckers their species has to offer.
I'll play us a battle song like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyR1U9LOLcc
Well I could watch news for updates to stay ahead of them but as says It doesn't work.
I got a comedian
zombies are fucked bad. this shit is allready dug up many bunches
roosters. there's no image or number, so i'm thinking thousands of potential allies in the zom-pocalypse. or at least a ton of food. eh, if i can out last 'em i'll do just fine. ...now to find a grain silo.
I gotta 25 inch tv thats pretty fuckin old. Has some weight to it. Drpending on how well the cord stays in i may be able to get a good swing going
Fuck my luck
What the nigger, I didn't save that shit
Me 2 bro. Time 2 fuck up some zeds with a LOG
not the worst. i always get old furniture in these games, goddammit
I might consider getting this desk. its only 5 miles away. pretty decent looking.
Also this might be the shiftiest listing I've ever seen
Ok, I'm calling it, this is the absolutely worst thing anyone has gotten in this thread
boppy pillow. yay
wtf its called what?
ha ha, i got it!
pay me tribute to enter my compound!