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Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."

Will you marry me?
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>if you stay pregnant
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>>684184397

Oh no. Not again.
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>>684184397
'Jokes on you faggot'
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"Where's my doc martens?"
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>>684184397
da fuq u say
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>>684184397
Lets Get An Abortion.
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"I had a vasectomy"
I've also been on hrt long enough that my balls would useless even if I hadn't gotten snipped, but whatever.
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No. Abort or die.
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>>684184397
Time for an abortion.
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"I don't know you."
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>>684184397
Dubs decide its name.
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>>684184397
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Oh no it begins...
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Lets Celebrate! Get Naked!
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>>684184397
>>684184397
Not in my house
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You mother fucking faggot.
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Plan b's fifty bucks
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>>684184397
No way, Me too!
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>>684184397
I told you swallow
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Knock the bitch out
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Yeah nah get fucked
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>>684184397
I've had a vasectomy
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time to an hero
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>>684187901
You telling kimbo slice
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Use a hanger bitch
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"Got any stairs here?"
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>>684186685
Keked
Underrated post
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"I have a girlfriend"
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"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
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"I like you more as a friend"
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>>684184397
boy or an abortion
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>>684189153
>>684189211
>4 words.
>being this retarded
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Ne wanna no wanga!
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Scramble that fuck trash.
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>>684189326
I dont care you make it 4 words faggot what difference does it make
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"I aint tha one."
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>>684184397
Is it ready George?
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>>684184397
"who is this again?"
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"nice bait nigger faggot"
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"newfags are cancer reeeeeeee"
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>>684184397
Should I hit you?
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>>684184397
Bitch you crazy, NO.
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Where's the coat hanger?
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>>684184397
go grab something downstairs
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>>684184397
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>>684189481
If you were going to break the rule then you could've at least made it funny.

Sorry, I know I shouldn't pick on the mentally challenged but I just can't help myself.
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"Do you wanna die?"
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>>684190058
Possum Kingdom says so
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>>684190012
are you retarded?
> both of these posts had a thoughtful point
> being retarded
of course you are
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>>684184397
You Need An Abortion
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>>684190184
kek. or

I am pro life
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>>684184397
OP is an attention whore. fuck off
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>>684190184
kek. or

I am pro choice
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"Abortion is a right!"
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> I'm a black man
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>>684184397
Fix your own problems
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You Have a Penis
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>>684186685
pinocchio?
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"I didn't consent reproducing"

> followed with rape charges
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New fags can't triforce
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>>684184397
SMOKE BOMB, I'M OUT!
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"I din do nuffin"
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Hi pregnant, I'm Dad
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>>684184397
Not my kid bitch.
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you must be joking.
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New Phone who dis
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CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

(/sp/ represent!)
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>>684184397
sorry but im sterile
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good luck with that
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>>684184397
Good luck with that.
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oh no, friendzoned again!
*walks off in sadness*
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>>684184397
> FALCON
> PUNCH
> ABORTION
> BINCH
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unconsented pregnancy shouldn't legal
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>>684185917
Disgusting fag.
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>>684184397
Sure sweetie, I'll be a good daddy. I'll send money.
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>>684184397

GIVE ME THE TIMBS!
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>>684184397
Had vasectomy. Try elsewhere.
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>>684195033
This kills the woman
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It's a threesome tonight!
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