ITT: we tell our 12yr self a few words
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ITT: we tell our 12yr self a few words
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.
>>684164365
Don't speed up, don't do it harder.
Just keep doing it.
Don't go into that priests office.
>>684164666
Don't ever try meth
Talk to people more and don't ignore that girl who keeps talking to you.
Stop playing so much vidya. Learn maths and physics like your life would depend on it, because it will.
make beats
keep your mouth shut and bottle it up.. talking only makes things worse
Buy APPL and TSLA!
>>684164365
Don't change a thing. You somehow became successful.
Booze fam, it gets you places
>>684164365
Dont fuck tori....
Don't start smoking.
>>684164926
When Rebecca comes along, show that she's important to you. Don't let go.
>>684165113
i think you mean google and amzn
>>684164365
Create a website to connect with people from school.
WELCOME TO HELL
your best friend dies in 4 years, cherish it, take pictures.
>>684165002
i started fucking around with making beats when i was 10 and only now am i starting to make listenable stuff. the more i see though the more depressed i am about how good you can actually be and still get little to no exposure
i would've told myself stop dicking around and do your research on making beats so you can start selling those fuckers and get exposure
>>684164365
Don't walk down 50th ave on May 2nd.
One day, you'll be the biggest fuck-up anyone has ever known. Keep it up!
>>684165335
also this
Don't just fuck girls and ignore them after
Shut up. Youre 12.
Never get married and slow down and enjoy life. And fuck as many whores as you can.
>>684164365
Stop going to the kids park no matter what until you're 15
invest in apple, every dime you have. suggest your parents do the same.
Pick one and stick with it. Martial arts/bodyweight fitness, or heavy fucking weights. Don't get stuck bouncing between the two for 6 years. Pick one, git gud, then do the other.
>>684164365
Just fucking talk to her you sperg
>>684164365
Stay excellent.
when a qt shows you a pic off her phone that says "don't give up on love", then looks at you all starry-eyed, don't internally cringe and panic mode out of it like a beta.
Take your gun with you to school April 20,1999 and give your friends a hand
On 9/11/01 a false flag terror attack will be used as the justification for US occupation of several middle eastern countries. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
Kill obama, he ruins the country
Steer the fuck away from weed. And don't play video games so much. Play, but don't let it become your only interest. Otherwise, these two things will destroy you.
Blacks still aren't people in the future
don't buttrape your little sister
invest in apple.
bank on cucks
forget 3dpd
>>684165876
>>684164365
Get your fucking shit together you stupid little piece of shit and stop being a little edgy motherfucker
Sup... How is the future?
Don't finger your foster sisters, any of them
>>684166133
Well played.
>>684164365
Hitler did nothing wrong. Also check my future dubs
Run for president, just promise poor people they will get free shit, and you will get elected
>>684165876
>>684164365
Don't just finger bang her, stick your dick in her you idiot
>>684164365
Get youself a Man, cus of you wait till you 13 it don't feel as good
>>684164365 you are a girl. do everything and ANYTHING to make yourself who you know you want to be
Invest in apple and google
Keep your second gf, she is the one
Don´t go to Afghanistan
>>684166220
Evidence of the reptilian society?
Don't let your mother and her mother talk to you like this. Kill those cunts, turn grandma's oxygen on full, and burn the house down.
>>684165716
this .... fuck was i dumb
DO YOUR FKIN HOMEWORK AND STUDY MORE!!
Could have had a waaaay better job if I just wasn't so lazy in school...
>>684166354
That's a very nice mental illness you have there.
>>684164365
you are not going to marry that girl you met in highschool, she has BPD.
fuck cece when she comes into your dorm that night.
in january your new qt gf has a melt down, be there for her, youll regret it every day for the next 5 months
>>684164365
We ended up going to that furry convention in Sydney and getting laid by a thirty year old fat bitch, nice work little dude. Oh, make sure you figure out what blood type you are... you're going to need to know that before you cop a transporter van to the everything.
>Do not under any circumstances fuck any of your friends girlfriends.
>Never
>Ever
Hitler just wanted German to be free from the world but the world wouldn't let them and they also hated jews but who doesn't
>>684165304
Fuck the hell out of Tori.
Good job
its better to live in rejection then in regret, go and ask out that girl you like. there is nothing to lose from asking, asking and being denied is better than never doing it at all and remembering the regret for the rest of your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2XH_E-F0I
Run. They aren't worth it.
>>684164666
Trips of truth
Dont download that CP on Kazaa.
Be more outgoing, kid. You won't regret it. Show some more love to your mother and father. Tell your grandmother you love her, you won't see her much longer. Save your money. You will get into a lot of hobbies soon. Stay gold, anon, stay gold.
I almost started crying thinking of my grandmother. Rest in peace, Maryse.
>>684165511
made up
>>684166661
herpes and a kid, worst life choice ever....
Lose weight now, just count calories. 1000 per day would probably be good. Start taking care of your acne now. You're actually really good looking and pussy will find you. And it will probably be the difference between you growing up normally and ending up trying to overdose at grandma's house on Christmas night 2015. Don't get involved with Cheyenne and Gary is not a good friend. Never smoke weed or drink because you're an addict and it's probably going to kill you if you don't listen. Grandpa is going to die unexpectedly in November 2015 and for about a year before that will start suffering from dementia. Spend all of the time you can with him before that and don't let his dementia make it hard for you to see him.
Forgive Julia
Start drawing
Don't drink soft drinks because the store is closer to your next school
Stay skinny
Start thinking about what matters and what doesn't (hint: opinions of morons doesn't matter)
>>684165360
Fucking Keked! Yea man shit was bad for those 6 months.
>>684165491
i couldnt care less about exposure man. i really just want to make beats that i love but then again im pretty sure id be hungry for exposure if i ever did become good at it. im looking for beat machines to start fucking around with. any recommendations?
>>684166497
why thank you
Tell mom to get more tendies so you won't run out on Saturday night
>>684165606
>>684165654
Both of these, definitely
>>684167096
just torrent frootyloops
>>684166914
This is now a feels thread.
>>684164365
Stop being so naive and trusting people. They aren't your friends.
Don't join the Army.
Don't buy HP laptops.
>>684166914
>>684164365
No Jennifers!
>>684166133
why would you ask your past self about the future?
for the love of whatever the fuck it is you believe in..... don't ever start drinking and smoking you little piece of shit. just keep to sports. also avoid that cheating whore you met in Miami at all costs!
don't listen to your parents
trust your instincts your first thought is usually more accurate than what peers want you to think
choose this uni instead
never meet her
let yourself fall of that cliff so you won't have to deal with current bullshit
You will find someone soon but your complacence let her slip away.
You know that you're smart, don't underachieve.
You have confidence. Hold it close and don't let anyone rob you of it.
Your life will bring so many miracles so don't you fucking dare waste them because trust me, you think you have it bad now? That's fuck all compared to what's ahead.
Follow what I have said and your life won't be devoid of the love, hope and courage needed to break through where you are going.
Think about what you are doing and make goals, don't just go with the flow of everything.
I was majorly in my own world constantly and everyone noticed as they told me later on.
Don't let her introduce you to her friend
>>684167596
Thanks /b/ro, means a lot.
Lose some weight, fatty, also practice art.
>>684164365
Don't marry that woman
>>684167652
>not getting the joke
Kys fag
>>684167482
goodlooking
>>684164365
get gud
This summer between 6th grade and 7th you could totally go further with that girl that you think just try shit she was down
same with that girl you'll meet at 16, and your sophomore girlfriend in college.
Visit father more.
>>684164988
this. I wish but it's too late
>>684164365
You'll never achieve anything worth remembering so, don't even bother and just spend more time playing vidya.
Stay strong little bitch, you have no idea of what's coming. Stop whining, don't think that you can solve your problem being am attention whore. Don't fall in love with her, she doesn't and she never will love you back. Hold on, things will get better someday.
>>684167935
What kinda beats do you make dude? Do you have anything online? I'm gonna start recording for YouTube, maybe we can help each other out.
don't use drugs. trust me.
love the woman that are in your life and don't cheat on them.
Dad has cancer, stay away from Rebecca, buy into bitcoins asap
>>684164365
>>684167813
Just fuck her and take a few pics or vids, but DON'T MARRY HER!!
>>684167813
How many "hell yeses" can one post get?
>>684166403
Same here man. It's ok it's a learning experience
Never show anyone your dick
Masturbate as much as possible you little shit.
>>684167845
What joke, you didn't write anything remotely funny
>>684164666
Satan has spoken, young parasite.
>>684164365
don't use the tower to masturbate, you'll never be able to stop
>>684167547
>Don't buy HP laptops.
Don't touch your dick for eleven yeas so I can see how it feels when I do.
dont smoke pot. talk to more girls. people are pieces of shit.
>>684168166
id definitely agree to show you some work but im just in the beginning stages of making beats. What kind of beat have you made?
>>684164365
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
>>684164365
You'll have a micropenis for another year and the floor is not lava.. Aids is still funny when you grow up!
>>684168529
years
>>684168430
Wasn't my joke
>how's the future
>future
>ask 12 year old self
He's implying he's unded 12
>>684168727
Under*
>>684168568
I don't make any actually, just gonna do some game stuff.
- Make music you'll love it
- Don't be lazy, especially on your interests, take time for your work and duties
- Don't rush on the thought of getting girls, they'll come naturally, also sex isn't that mind changing, it's fun but something that can wait. Also girls like you for who you are, don't worry, be yourself.
- Lotto Numbers for Wednesday 11th May 2016 are 10 19 20 31 39 41 5 Supernumber 5
- Go on every journey you can
- Stay yourself bro
you will meet a girl named Courtney who is your friend jons cousin whatever you do DONT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE. IF YOU DO EVERYTHING TURNS INTO A NIGHTMARE FOR YEARS
also smoke more weed
>>684164365
MORMONISM IS FUCKING FAKE YOU RETARD.
Leave and get on with your life.
>>684166133
>underage b@
>>684164666
Tru tho
>>684164365
Stay off of /b/
>>684168917
You cuck
>>684164365
>Keep your life as simple as possible
>It's true that you create 90% of your problems yourself if you aren't paying attention
>Stop comparing your achievements to everyone else's, they are probably more fucked up than you are
>Fucking a girl you connect with on multiple levels is far more fulfilling than banging a hot dumb bitch
>The corporate world is exactly what you think it is
>You should totally experiment with Brian down the block. He's probably gay, but you'll get your little weiner sucked.
>>684166914
wow holy plplpl my grandma is starting to go and i haven't talked to her in 4 months wtf am i doing. she's probably the sweetest person I have ever known, but she's let people take advantage of her. My half brother has been on heroin for most of his teenage and adult life, and he squeezed every cent out of her when she tried to help him back on his feet. All the money my grandpa saved working pretty much until the day he died is basically gone.
JUST DO IT
>>684168523
The only good thing is I bought 1. 1 that cost about 1800 and was a piece of shit. I was a lazy fucker and didn't read into PC parts.
lose the beanie, get a haircut
get prescribed prozac
go outside more
try to be less cringy
Play sport.
Also draw things.
Don't watch anime.
Or you will be like me...
>>684164365
Everything will be fine in like 15 years.
Maybe 2 years if you learn to stfu.
have sex with her right in the virgina
>>684164365
Don't worry 12 year old self, you won't be a manlet forever. You'll wear bigger shoes than your father when you grow up. The downside is, you'll end up with 3 children in less than 2 years when you turn 26, have a girlfriend who doesn't suck dick, and drive a crappy 15 year old Jeep...but hey, it runs like a fucking champ at least.
>>684169012
Go talk to her asap. Tell her you love her.
>>684164365
Keep on doing you nigga. Shit is gonna get hard in the future, but you will be stronger for it in the end
>>684164365
masturbate even more
Don't go behind Mr. Steinberg's shed to help "pluck weeds".
>>684165511
Dafuq happened
>>684169008
Fuck off with your overused internet slang, you lil bitch.
Don't be such a faggot and only smoke that premium shit
>>684164365
in a few years you're going to get a phone call, make sure that you stay on the line with them or you'll lose someone close to you by suicide.
>>684165654
Where were your sage words when I was 12?
>>684169012
Mine lived 5000km away.
I went and saw her 2 years before she died. Between work life and expense I couldn't go again.
Weird feeling knowing you'll never see someone again when they're still alive.
Her mind was already going. After I left she called my mom and said "a wonderful, handsome young man came and saw me today. I can't remember his name, but he made me so happy!"
>>684169256
>you'll end up with 3 children
You poor, poor soul
>>684164365
If you had stuck to boxing I wouldn't have a knife wound in my fucking gut, prick.
>>684169526
It was their choice anon. Hindsight is 20/20. It wasn't your fault.
Stay in school
Talk to some fucking girls
Beats the shit out of anyone picking on you
Don't worry about games and cartoon, you will be busy with that in your adult life. Go score that pussy! Take all the sedatives you can to bed those who show residence.
Cutting a lightning bolt into your forehead will not give you magical powers. Don't fill that plastic bag with Ajax dish soap and then not was your penis off after you masterbate with it because it will chemically burn your penis.
>>684164365
It's not going to get better you little fuck. We lied to ourselves. Remember we said in our head we won't beat up our brother. Fuck that madafuckha up. Tell your aunt and gran you love them, you won't see them for long. And don't get in the car you faggot.
>>684164365
When you see Peggy again at k-mart, don't be shy, hug her and tell her how much you missed her. Steer her towards the light while you still can...
>>684164365
Enjoy it while it last, lad
It only gets worse from here..
>>684164365
Don't yank anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower
>>684164365
DON'T talk about it and don't give a fuck about dad! stay in the sport club and join the police when you are old enough!
>>684168502
the tower?
>>684164365
don't forgive them it will help later
>>684164365
Stop fucking around with Radical Ki and shemale porn, and use that computer for some good. Study programming languages NOW, and stop caring what girls think. Also, stop wanking it so much, and STOP trying to kill yourself. Plan to enlist in the Air Force, because that's what your parents want, and they'll never truly be proud of you unless you do that.
>>684170229
This.
>>684164365
itt op is 12 and wants advice
Don't pussy out of the real major you wanted in college just because it was too "hard." Study biology, chemistry, physics, and calculus as soon as you can so you can make something of yourself.
>>684169628
Honestly the 3 kids wouldn't be so bad if my GF would blow me every once in a while. I would even warn her when I'm about to spurt.
Avoid 4chan at all costs or you'll never leave.
>>684164365
Stop eating so much and you'll be dead by fall 2016
Stop fucking around in school, tell her you love her, get in better shape, stay disciplined, and have more fun.
Dad will be dead by time your 22, make the best of it. Don't take that for granted.
Make some more friends
Try to have at least some interest in girls
And pull your pants up and wear a belt
>>684164365
You look fucking dumb with your hair down to your ass. You get ripped in high school,stop eating and you get grossly skinny and then become a fatass in university. Don't stop working out. Girls love you when you're ripped. Have sex with them. They're more scared of you than you are of them.
>>684168001
Sad as fuck. Sorry anon, just make him proud now
whatever happens cherish your life and make your choises accordingly.
>>684170493
I wish i did too
>>684164365
Cache a dagger, don't take shit from anyone else.
>>684170493
that will only make young you interested in it
Don't learn to use a computer... keep playing outside.
>>684164365
If you get a consensual chance, fuck her. Doesn't matter.
Fuck Stephanie senseless but don't get attached.
Weed isn't all that great.
Save some fucking money.
That about covers it. Very few regerts
>>684170229
>>684170296
towel*
>>684164365
Our mom will be gone in about a year from now. go and fucking hug her everything you can, tell her how much love you feel and try to make the last of her days in this earth as enjoyable as you can. When your father tells you if you wanna go and live with him and ditch your mothers family, accept it, because you won't be seeing him ever again
>>684164365
Don't hide the porn under your bed. They'll find it and burn it all.
Care about others, talk to other people even though they're not interesting most of the time, make friends (loneliness cripples)
Do your homework
Do sports, watch what you eat
Wash your teeth
Dont never ever fucking go to 4chan
shoot yourself in the goddamn face while you have the chance!
>>684164365
Stroke your weaner with all the fingers of your right arm, not with both hands on your stomach...dumbass
I am going to take a dump.
>>684164365
>Kill
>Mom
>Don't change anything.
If you don't move to Florida, even though it fucks you over, you get divorced, you lose your kids, if you don't your dad would probably die falling off a roof.
The pain is worth it, hell, love the pain 12 year old anon. It's what means you're alive and you never get ANYTHING worth having without a little pain.
Stop with the tranny shit. You DO get the pills, you take them for 3 days and you realize you made a huge fucking mistake. Just stop.
Stop being such a faggot, despite what they tell you, there's nothing wrong with being a man, act like one for fuck sake
>>684164365
Fuck them all.... All!
>>684164365
Don't forget kill yourself.
cum in her mouth
Those dreams you keep having? Write them all down, WRITE THEM ALL DOWN! Your future demands it. If you think of anything, just go for it. Fall in love with writing, it will make your future a lot easier.
>>684169007
YES MI DEAR ANON FRIEND
Dont be scared to penetrate her or her sister...thats what they wanted this whole time.
Fuck you
Go out with the slutty flunkie girl before your friend so you can lose your virginity
>>684172092
Ditto here
Get tested for Colitis instead of nearly dying you faggot.
Be happy with where you are at while you are there. There is no greener grass on any side no matter how hard your search.
Tell myself to take a shower
>>684164365
Don't pluck off your eyebrows, don't listen to the bitchy girls and pay more attention in French class.
Don't let Kelly get away.
Also, play more guitar, start a shitty band you faggot
>>684164365
Don't worry about bitches until you turn 18. Seriously, just DONT WORRY ABOUT BITCHES UNTIL YOU TURN 18 FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Don't do Robotussin for fun, you're going to get addicted and then overdo it one night and your stepdad is gonna find you slobbering in your chair with your eyes bouncing off the sides of your head.
Don't steal shit. At all. Not from walmart, not from your parents. Don't do it, it fucks your life up.
Don't touch weed until you get out of high school. There's better things to be doing with your time and it's going to fuck up your relationship with your parents and get you in trouble a few times and get you in with bad crowds.
Go to fucking school you idiot. Stop being such a class clown, I know the shit is boring but you'll end up working twice as hard for that degree in the end and since you fucked up so much getting your career life started will be harder than it should be.
You have potential, so fucking use it. I know everyone tells you that, but it's true. You'll end up squandering your talent and not learning any discipline and you'll never finish anything.
Change instruments immediately. The clarinet fucking sucks and you'll end up wasting what little instruction you get in school on an instrument you don't even like or want to play. Play the fucking piano or the drums.
Learn a programming language. It'll be way easier now before you hate programming and then you'll have more marketable skills.
INVEST IN THIS THING CALLED BITCOIN AS SOON AS YOU HEAR ABOUT IT. Buy as many as you can afford, hoard them, and then sell them in a few years when they are going for over $500 a piece. Be careful, the bubble pops and they crash a few times, so don't get greedy. They will start out going for literally cents a piece, so just keep stockpiling them.
That's the important stuff. I guess you could do the generic thing like telling yourself to invest in stocks.
Dont be so fucking beta, go after those girls that were hiting on you, god i was so oblivious
>>684165393
What is the first initial of Rebecca's last name? I'm a Rebecca.
>>684172184
Right! My only regret my good anon
Watch gay porn
The class isn't 'getting easier,' you're just getting better. Keep going until you reach Black Belt.
>>684164365
pick a career worth shit
>>684164587
I think you mean a peddle stool.
>>684172463
The last sentence only
>>684164365
Attend her funeral...
Say good bye.
>>684165511
Now your past self is going to be a paranoid fuck every May 2nd and will avoid that street and the number 50 altogether
Don't get into a relationship before you know the person for at least a year, work hard and you will flourish in college, being single is sometimes better than being in a shitty relationship.
>>684164365
"Brush your teeth you stupid fuck. You'll pay for it later if you don't."
Id just sent myself a list of 10 ten biggest euromillion wins with the exact numbers of the drawing before the jackpot draw.
That way I dont have to share the pot and be a billionaire. ezpz.
You've got this bro. You're gonna go through some really hard stuff, but I think you already know that. Your instincts are good, trust them. It really is all about being yourself as honestly as possible. If you have energy leftover from everything else, focus a little bit more on doing good school work, but it's really not all that important. You'll do fine.
>>684173005
>>684172463
You like dxm that much? The fuck bro?
>>684165876
you could've sent your 12 year old self on a mission to prevent 9/11 but instead you do that
>>684173282
Not me. Best of luck anon!
Tuesday 21st October 2014 Euromillions:
20,21,27,33,40,3*,10*
Play those numbers that day.
((€181,778,808.00 in your pocket mate))
Nice cock!
>>684173327
I did when I was a shithead 16 year old.
I was pretty much a complete waste of space from ages 14-19.
Spend more time with your littlest brother before he's grown.
Stay fsr away from shannon she'll end up being a lieing cheating crack whore and ruin your life forever.
Don't lose contact with your Jr high friends when you go to tech school.
Kill yourself for being such an emotional loser.
SPEAK UP KID!
THEY'LL LISTEN
>>684164365
Sauce??
>>684164365
Kill yourself now.
>>684164365
There is no point in trying at anything because you're going to grow up to be alone and a loser no matter what.
>learn to survive in the wild
at age
>a an average girl (preferable ignorante one)
>live in the wild
>don't give a shit about the world
Don't marry the first cunt you stick your dick in faggot
>>684173892
You can still do it
Don't buy that fucking lenovo laptop. and hide those nudes better
Start boxing and lose weight. Also talk to a therapist about your dad molesting you even though that memory was repressed as fuck. Also don't self harm your thigh. Otherwise, good job anon.
>>684164365
Stop jacking off because you will be addicted to porn. Be more outgoing and actually right with the girl you have a crush on even though it's middle school. The cops are going to beat you up in a year, if you don't succeed with your crush she will date your friend in a year then you might fail with a girl you like in high school, stay determined and don't let these get at you. And that online girlfriend you just got, get rid of her, she is useless. Stick to real life dating and be yourself and never change for anyone. Also, try to hang around those "popular" kids in school, they are actually nice and not stuck up like other people say.
>>684174002
Just wish I'd had a headstart.
>>684173892
It's never too late to kill yourself
Stick with P, don't leave her for A. It's not worth it. A is a cheating bitch.
P gets better, she grows up and becomes a wonderful person.
Stop Eating
Seriously
Stop
>>684164365
dont go to shows you get your teeth knocked out and go to the other high school outside of town and stay focused on your grades
Start recording yourself playing video games then dump that shit online as soon as you see YouTube is a thing
Spend more time with dad. Ask him to teach you how to shave, drive, etc. Even if its too early for that. Just do it. And tell him you love him.
Suicide now
Don't rape
Wear condom
Run
>>684164365
Do not start a relationship with a girl called Tricia, she will fuck you up badly. There are many other asian bitches that are interested in you later on.
>>684164365
When you get to hightschool, dont start hanging out with your drug dealer. Just stick with your old friends
lol hav fun faggot
>>684164666
what does this mean satan?
>>684164365
The opinions of poor uneducated inner city kids isn't worth the self hate and depression. Even if you have no money, your mother works hard and tries her best to prevent you from starving in a gutter. The least you can do is work hard and think positively, not try to fit in with degenerates that will never amount to anything.
>>684164365
Throw shit in a teachers face
>>684174617
harder better faster stronger
Work out before it's too late you piece of shit and make a social network account for fuck sake.
>>684164365
You ain't getting too much taller bud.
>>684164365
Don't get married!! Talk to hot girls, even though it's kinda scary. You'll get shot down a lot, but you'll also tag some high quality pussy. Oh, and Sarah, your first real gf, lick her asshole, it turns out she loves it
Don't marry her.
>>684175032
>>684164365
2, 7, 14, 19, 23, 27, 40
may 7 2016
>>684166909
kek did you go to jail
Stop slacking and finish school or you'll be a 33 year old cook at McDonald's. ALWAYS wear a condom. Enjoy your childhood because one day you're gonna miss it
>>684165448
Underated
>>684169564
there's nothing i can say except good on you that her last thoughts of you gave her joy. I hope I can say the same.
>>684164365
Don't talk to that cunt Jackson. M in highschool
Also stand up to yourself beat the shit out of Jayden you pussy, use a cricket bat if your too scared, its only primary school.
>>684164365
Name?
>>684166124
i second this
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>OK kid, get a pen and paper this is important...
Stephanie has a massive crush but she won't tell you for two years! Get with her now.
Crystal is a slut, just get your dick sucked and then dump her. Oh...and her dad beats her, so maybe report that shit if you feel like it.
Michelle is bisexual, see if you can get her to realize this a few years early...while she is still dating you and not some other dude.
Brooke tempts you with a FFM 3some...DON'T DO IT! Her friend is fat and gross. Also, dump Brooke after the summer she cheats on you...but holy shit! That summer is worth it except the aforementioned 3some.
The blond in your geometry class is a waste of time but her friend with the glasses apparently likes you.
Jesse almost dies in Mexico...warn him publicly. It won't change his fate because he's a dumbass but people blame you, so cover your ass.
Your first roommate in college is a drug addict but he's generous. Stick to just weed.
Rebecca is not interested in a friendship with you, she wants your dick. Avoid her offer of visiting her friend's dorm and never introduce her to the Chinese girls you like.
BTW you sleep with two of the Chinese girls and it bites you in the ass later on. Stick with the short one.
Saki is desperate for you and you'll be in a committed relationship at the time but...just do it. Her tits are amazing.
Hirono is the best lay of your life...see her as much as you can because she actually has a boyfriend and he finds out about you before you find out about him. I'm not telling you to avoid her (what with the sex and all) but be alert.
I know you've moved to a new place right when puberty starting kicking in and it fucking blows, I know it. But don't try to fit in, you were born to stand out. You were born to be a leader, not a frustrated follower. Go into sales straight after high school to fund your dreams, whatever they may be in this alternate timeline of yours.
>>684164365
Start learning your maths, dipshit.
>>684164365
dont bother investing in girls, especially dont bother with meg, and also learn from an earlier age bushcraft. it'll make things easier in the long run.
>>684172463
>Change instruments immediately. The clarinet fucking sucks
>Play the fucking piano or the drums.
good luck getting a good scholarship with 'drums'
>>684176610
same here is the name meg cursed or some shit
>>684173727
same. except am 19 and realize how much of a neet leech im being
You're not as stupid as you look faggot, start taking shit seriously and maybe you won't end up in fucking Merced, if ever you do, just kill yourself before you incurr so much debt
>>684176828
yeah lmao probably, kind of a long shot, but is your meg really intelligent. and never ever swears/cusses.
>>684164365
Hate bitches
>>684173989
my virgin fear realized vicariously
Stop acting like a fucking retarded elitist and listen to some rap music.
Also: fuck Courney right in the pussy.
>>684176482
>Stephanie has a massive crush
I had a massive crush on Stephanie
>>684164365
The clit is at the top of the pussy.
Don't hesitate, Allie, Sarah, and Shay want to fuck you in high school.
P.s. Gods not real, so don't embarrass yourself by standing up for Christianity in public
Life is a LOT shorter than you think it will be.
>>684164365
Patent an early version of the iPod. CDs are still big, but these things called MP3s are now being created and shared. Present the idea to SONY,they dominated the Walkman and Portable CD player market but a portable HDD that stores music is where it's at. Include a licensing percentage, you'll never have to work again. Also, dudes will fuck over ANYONE for a mere whiff of pussy. Don't trust anyone with your secrets, you don't need to.Stop confusing lust for love. Be rich, fuck chicks, that's it.
>>684176690
i've seen it. kid from my high school was a prodigy and got a full ride for it.
>>684164365
Dont be an dick bro , tell em you love him regardless of his choices and then proceed to eat those that dont agree
....
>>684177525
>P.s. Gods not real, so don't embarrass yourself by standing up for Christianity in public
same
Lose some weight and quit being afraid of social networks. People in high-school are way more chill than most of your current schoolmates who will end up being crack addicts. And don't ever think of giving up on your friends, they may not be cool, they may be weird but in a few years they'll be all you've got if you don't listen to the other advises. P.S. alcohol and weed won't kill you.
loose weight you fat fuck. Also join sports in high school.
>>684169256
>no head
lul leave that bitch
>>684164365
Lose weight and start exercising RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND you fat cunt.
What I'd tell the little nigger
>lottery numbers.
>don't attest against the FBI
>kill yourself at 30 if you're still alive
>>684172884
I think you mean Petal Stool
>>684164365
>don't waste time with videogames.
>your cousin is a jerk who will waste his life on drugs.
>don't just brag about your gigantic turds: take photos and save for your future website.
>uncle John won't leave you a penny - just ignore him
>at 20 your wage will be higher than any of your schoolmates
>don't lose time to search for a girlfriend - you'll get your first gf only when 25, she will tell you when you least expect
>>684171064
what happens if you use a towel
>>684165491
show me some stuff boi gimme a link to it
20 32 52 66 69 23
In no particular order except 23.
>>684167035
Based advice
>>684165827
Wat
Are you for real or just fucking around, because those men were heroes.
>>684164365
just sayin is there any more pics of her
When you visit Europe after high school , do not have sex with anyone. One of them was hiv positive. Also, Michele didn't have a boyfriend, she was just nervous, and actually really into you.
>>684169882
Pics or it didn't happen
>>684164365
Buy Microsoft and Apple stock.
In about a year you will find a gun in the bushes at the park near your uncles house. Kill yourself.
never touch any girl/woman named stephanie
like, ever
and when amanda comes along, don't be stupid and treat her with respect
>>684176690
>Implying I got a good scholarship with 'clarinet'
At least if I had picked the drums I could play in a shitty band and have fun. The clarinet is ballsack.
Don't move in with your girlfriend, she turns out to be a pain in the ass to live with.
Stay the fuck in school
>>684181453
>Break up with your girlfriend, she's a pain in the ass
