You get to fuck one celebrity, who is it?
I'd have to say Alexandra Daddario.
You don't think snapping turtles are hot?
Best Emma. But not current. Maybe back when this was taken.
Yeah. Around the second potter was best age.
You could take out third-world countries with that kind of force.
[spoiler] Though that'd be a great way to go. [/spoiler]
Natalie Dormer , All day, That face will make a guy do anything, well me anyways, man, gorgeous.
My dick got a time machine:
Susan Sarandon 1975
Queen Elizabeth II.
Don't care that she's 90.
Ariel winter pre reduction.
I have a thing for those tits. I never cried for a celebrity death but this for me fucking close. I was waiting for her eventual decent into softcore porn as modern family petered out... Ugh.
shame she shows them off more now, would love bikini shots of them at full mass
Shania Twain. Had a massive crush on her back in the day.
Its called not being a pedo.
Or not getting convicted of statutory rape.
As I said. American logic. Denying the simple biological fact that as soon as a girl hits puberty she is capable of producing offspring and develops features that men find attractive. In my country I can have consenual sex with anyone over the age of 14, no conviction whatsoever. Also I won't get accused of being a sicko and beaten on the street if I say i'd like to fuck some 16 year old.
Marina is not failed, Primadonna has 50 Million views and she has a networth of 3 million also her next Album will be a hit Mark my fucking words
>Marina is not failed
she is tho lol
>she has a networth of 3 million
dont believe everything you read on the internet
>also her next Album will be a hit Mark my fucking words
you have no way to know this you stupid virgin
An argument could be made that this is the most beautiful woman in the world right now.
Came here to post this. Maggie Smith ftw.
Krysten Ritter, I can only imagine shes a total freak in bed
Sup just finished my test im so happy
Hottest woman in Tennis.. except for maybe Kournikova
Maria Olafs, she's just too fucking cute.
Marina smells good though
She probably washes alot and her amrpits aren't even that hairy
Another anon called her shitskin
Wanna kiss her already...
Rachel when she looked like this for sure
i see you're into the jared leto/iggy pop/zac effron type
I am. Aesthetically I like Molly better but Cara seems like so much fun couldn't pass it up.
Id fuck tyese women if i had to fuck them in session
Also wasted quints on stupid microwave comment
Not from the same set but here ya go mate.
There is no proof that Marina is hairy
Where's your proof? You just keep shouting
>sandniggers! sandniggers everywhere!
but why? Have you gotten up in her pits to smell them? Or are you just making a vague racist generalization because you know she'd laugh at you in real life?
Oh my, the virgin count here is off the charts... Don't spill your mess at the sight of Jennifer Lawrence's bare legs boys because Mommie will laugh when doing your laundry and you might get Jennifer pregnant!...
I'd have to go with Anna Kendrick, preferable the pitch perfect style.
All day every day until i died from exhaustion
>tfw randomly ran across CP when you didn't care about it
>16 years later wish you'd saved it
Im not sure I understand. I presented a valid question. Are you THAT stuck on memes that your only response to a valid question is "lol ur butthurt. triggered! You have a vagina"?
If a girl then Sophie. A guy probably Bieber.
the alliteration in her name really gets me going
nothing you presented was valid, you defended a shitskin saying that i need proof to call her smelly etc, when its a well known fact that shitskins are the the most unhygienic people in the world and bitches who dont shave their armpits are guaranteed to have B.O, now calm down nig nog.
Lol. Alright guy. Just you be careful with that edge. Don't hurt yourself. I'm off to put my penis in a vagina while you're stuck doing.....whatever it is you do, you sadsack.