You get to fuck one celebrity, who is it?
I'd have to say Alexandra Daddario.
Hayley Atwell
>>684156826
Alison Brie
Marina
>>684157304
DELETE THIS
>>684157341
Get a new meme.
>>684157384
>says the marina poster
>>684157939
That wasn't me. Maybe you're too Reddit for this place.
>>684158025
you got me man
>>684158108
I know I did.
Sansa
>>684156826
Clawie
>>684156826
I gotta go with ryry
Her
She just keeps getting hotter.
easy choice
Allison Scagliotti
>>684156826
Donnie Darko's sister
>>684159602
So hot but that tattoo..
Dove
>>684159788
Maggie gyllehall?
Kate Beckinsale please
>>684159828
thats not dove
>>684159943
can we share her?
>>684156826
me too bro, me too
>>684159943
>>684160075
No sorry.
Prince George.
>>684160190
Why does he always look so fucking smug?
Murph
>>684160327
Not enough ass kickings
>>684160190
Legacy George of Cambridge?
>>684159817
Who gives a shit?! I would bust all over that tattoo.
>>684160327
Because he's a spoiled piece of shit like the rest of the family, Anon.
>>684160156
>>684159943
>>684160444
>Who gives a shit?!
I'll bet the guy who you replied to gives a shit, dumbass.
Ryan Newman, at this age.
>>684160444
I'm not questioning your choice, just hers. I guess I shouldn't be surprised though, she married Ryan Reynolds.
>>684160806
What's wrong with her upper lip? She looks like a snapping turtle.
Nicolas Cage
>>684160936
You don't think snapping turtles are hot?
>>684156826
Elizabeth Olsen, preferably wearing her Scarlet Witch attire.
It was too distracting during Civil War I tell you hwut.
>>684160327
because he's already worth about 10 bajillion dollars. you'd be smug too.
I win
Best Emma. But not current. Maybe back when this was taken.
Sandra Bullock on cocaine
>>684159692
voice like a man
>>684161266
I could fuck her forever
>>684161696
Yeah. Around the second potter was best age.
>>684161939
>>684160448
Fuck of you bloody republican
>>684162004
>12
eh. I'm thinking more like Goblet.
>>684162220
>>684156826
Lili Simmons
>>684156970
/thread
This motherfucker gets it.
>>684162504
>the jiggle
You could take out third-world countries with that kind of force.
[spoiler] Though that'd be a great way to go. [/spoiler]
>>684161085
fuck! was going to say her.
>>684160327
cuz he knows he wont have to work in his life
>>684156826
Natalie Dormer , All day, That face will make a guy do anything, well me anyways, man, gorgeous.
No she didnt
>>684162570
>gets it.
>/threading your own post
>>684158025
>get a new meme
>>684163088
I don't /thread my own posts, I already know I nailed it by calling her early. I don't do that Reddit shit.
>>684159692
Only if she has the same hair and oufits that she did in wharehouse 13.
Emma Roberts
>>684162674
Reddit fag
>>684161266
Really..?
Shes so average looking
>>684163399
>average
Not my fault you have shit taste, anon.
>>684163369
Those kittens are so fucking fluffy, god dammit.
Jennifer fucking Lawrence
>>684164054
God damn, you have the worst taste of anyone.
>>684156826
Marriage too pls
>>684156826
Professor McGonagall
>>684163561
Seems you are the one with shit taste if you think she is something special.
I mean shes not ugly.
Just an average figure and face.
Wills mum
>>684162223
Avril Lavigne
This
Enji Night
>>684165185
Best lips around
>>684165185
Nice one mate.(maybe 5 years yunger tho)
mmmmmm please.
>>684165185
She honestly looks like a tranny
>>684165873
>a tranny i would fuck
>>684156826
My dick got a time machine:
Susan Sarandon 1975
>>684165873
just no
>>684162537
Also, Jessica Chastain
>>684162935
fuck yes
>>684158108
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
I shut you down good.
>>684156826
Queen Elizabeth II.
Don't care that she's 90.
Margot Robbie
Ur mum
>>684168595
This is probably the most likely celebrity a /b/tard could ever hope to fuck in their existence.
Ariel winter pre reduction.
I have a thing for those tits. I never cried for a celebrity death but this for me fucking close. I was waiting for her eventual decent into softcore porn as modern family petered out... Ugh.
>>684168595
>>684156826
charles barkley
>>684168918
shame she shows them off more now, would love bikini shots of them at full mass
Easy
>>684168918
What the fuck does it matter?
The closest you would get to fucking her is just masturbating to pictures of her so just use ones pre reduction
Rebecca Black
Obvious choice
>>684169231
Well of course. But that's not what this thread is about, is it?
>>684169244
Moar
>>684169231
And if she hasn't had them reduced, I'm sure she would have gotten nudes eventually. And then I would have masturbated to those. That was my point.
>>684159908
Yes thats it. Only saw her in donnie darko but made me tingly on the inside for some reason
>>684169792
I'd smash that soooo FUCKING hard.
>>684165272
fuck off with that ugly mutant bitch
>>684162935
if she never made that stupid fuckin face....maybe?
>>684159910
See ya in chemistry!
>>684169989
>>684168595
Imagine the bragging rights! Too bad nobody would believe you.
![8d8aaf440e7cc7056d2644220b6931b7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KwyoSmV.jpg "8d8aaf440e7cc7056d2644220b6931b7[1].jpg")
>>684165272
HD??????
>>684170490
she doesnt show off enough
2003 Lindsay Lohan
>>684156826
Shania Twain. Had a massive crush on her back in the day.
HOT FUCKING PIECE
>>684162788
10/10 fake
>>684166190
Why not 1975 Brooke Shields?
without question
>>684171008
more of her tits
>>684171172
>10 years old
no thanx anon.
>>684170843
More like 1999, 2000 lohan. Girls don't automatically turn sexy on their 18th birthday as the american logic would have you believe.
>>684171446
>american logic
Its called not being a pedo.
Or not getting convicted of statutory rape.
>>684156826
Bella Thorne
>>684156826
may I please be you two's housepet? I promise I'll be silent and obedient, fix your meals and wash your dishes and clothes.
Marina Diamandis.
>>684171839
As I said. American logic. Denying the simple biological fact that as soon as a girl hits puberty she is capable of producing offspring and develops features that men find attractive. In my country I can have consenual sex with anyone over the age of 14, no conviction whatsoever. Also I won't get accused of being a sicko and beaten on the street if I say i'd like to fuck some 16 year old.
>>684171446
I didn't pick 2003 cause of her age. I picked it cause that's when she looked best.
It's called "personal preference," dickhead.
>>684158989
I wanna smoke a blunt with her then we pound a bottle of Jameson and fuck until our minds explode.
>>684172378
I sort of agree with you.
But those laws are set up for a reason. Its to protect dumb teenage girls from being taken advantage by creepy older men.
>>684157304
>failed singer is a celeb
kek funny
>>684172146
half jew half greek.
CAN'T go wrong
Emma stone
>>684172686
>failed
get lost
>>684162788
Nice shoop. I mean, not really but thanks for trying.
>>684172686
Marina is not failed, Primadonna has 50 Million views and she has a networth of 3 million also her next Album will be a hit Mark my fucking words
Alicia Vikander..
>>684172960
its true tho
>>684164161
Hey, why don't you just shut the fuck up?
>>684165873
I'm not hearing a downside to this.
>>684173037
>Marina is not failed
she is tho lol
>she has a networth of 3 million
dont believe everything you read on the internet
>also her next Album will be a hit Mark my fucking words
you have no way to know this you stupid virgin
http://www.strawpoll.me/10181409/
>>684173461
Nice 9gag watermark
>>684173220
Hey anon
>>684168595
Classy, my nigga
>>684173558
WHAT IS THIS DEMONIC SHIT
>>684173558
Hey there.
>>684173630
Hows it going under that rock of yours?
>>684169244
Kill yourself. And I DO mean that.
DAW, all fucking day holy shit
>>684173828
thats pretty rude
>>684156826
An argument could be made that this is the most beautiful woman in the world right now.
>>684164615
Came here to post this. Maggie Smith ftw.
>>684174068
i see you ran away from this one >>684173489
>>684162935
tits are a huge let down though, I'd rather Emilia
>>684174107
there is no argument she is a shitskin
Krysten Ritter, I can only imagine shes a total freak in bed
>>684173489
>>684174209
Wrong
>>684174061
sorry
Emma watson is the best choice
Emma's still my bae
>>684173723
Sup just finished my test im so happy
>>684174665
it's okay, you like you like and I like who I like. no harm no foul
>>684174667
>>684175043
She's a goddess
>>684175062
Would love to finish with Ryry...
>>684174475
>has no arguments to back it up so just says wrong
oh i get it your the one who is wrong and i'm right.. thanks!
>>684159427
gross
Hottest woman in Tennis.. except for maybe Kournikova
>>684174068
>shitskin
GTFO faggot
>>684175406
i wish they didnt have balls in their skirt
looks so bad
>>684175087
True. I love you /b/ro
>>684175517
>>684175281
Damn! Time to fap
>>684175529
>not enjoying hot pussy, regardless of race
kill yourself
young emma thompson
>>684165593
Totally. so fuckin hot
>>684175843
willing to put his dick into literally shit
are you a virgin or something?
>>684175669
>>684175281
Mmm ya that would b nice
>>684156826
Maria Olafs, she's just too fucking cute.
>>684176145
Agreed, shitskins are bad news anon - you wouldn't want to stick your dick in her if you smelt her.
>>684176327
Goddess...
>>684175921
Ryry
Emily Ratajkowski
damn, too many pics to choose from
>>684176145
>not wanting to put your dick into literally everything
Sorry not all of us can be as sexually repressed as you.
>>684176479
Nose plugs dude. Fuck her right in the pussy.
>>684176619
Are people really this horny? I forgot what it feels like since Prozac.
>>684176480
Fantasy goddess
Kaya when she was in skins
>>684176479
Marina smells good though
>>684162935 Weirdest looking person on tv
>>684176479
agreed
>>684176619
>being this desperate to get laid
>virgin confirmed
>>684176717
Yo I'll fuck you right now. Idgaf
>>684176825
I just enjoy sex brah. What's your issue?
>>684176779
if you think b.o smells good ...sure she needs to shave her armpits and wash more
>>684176779
She's not even a shitskin, she's just Welsh.
>>684176750
Sorry my bad.
>>684176479
Nigger please
>>684177076
>>684176939
i enjoy sex but i have standards i wont fuck shitskins, il pass on the std's etc
>>684177118
>>684177130
It's called a condom, dickless
>>684176994
Lol its cool
>>684177198
>implying condoms are 100% effective
Eva
>>684177292
Have you seen Perfect Sense? She was so perfect in that it hurt my heart.
>>684177256
>implying they don't have a 97-98%success rate if you use it properly and don't have a baby-dick
>>684176978
She probably washes alot and her amrpits aren't even that hairy
>>684176993
Another anon called her shitskin
>>684177198
don't lie niggers like you don't wear condoms
>>684160234
Fuck yes please more. Mckayla is my choice. Anal sex for days with her and her little sister.
>>684156826
I'm a simple man
Milyana Vayntrub
>>684177438
I practice safe sex. Mostly because I don't trust women. But no one ever said you need to trust 'em to fuck 'em.
>>684176993
>>684177429
only half welsh the rest of her is greek thats why her skin is the colour of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-fK_jHsRw
>>684156826
Kari Byron but only if she has a cock
Lea Seydoux looks like she'd be a good time.
>>684177254
Wanna kiss her already...
>>684171611
all day m8
>>684177481
Simple, yet effective. I like it.
>>684177481
>i dont need a microwave
>>684177721
moar?
>>684169244
>>684177777
Get
>>684177429
>She probably washes a lot and her amrpits aren't even that hairy
>this much denial that his hairy beast dont smell
kek
CL
the best one
Rachel when she looked like this for sure
>>684177978
i see you're into the jared leto/iggy pop/zac effron type
>>684177833
ye lad, keep it up
>>684178124
I am. Aesthetically I like Molly better but Cara seems like so much fun couldn't pass it up.
>>684156826
>>684159163
>>684159196
>>684159602
>>684159692
>>684159943
>>684160234
>>684163369
>>684165185
>>684165593
>>684167162
>>684170987
>>684171869
Id fuck tyese women if i had to fuck them in session
>>684177777
Also wasted quints on stupid microwave comment
>>684177832
Not from the same set but here ya go mate.
>>684177777
Oh nice job, anon.
>>684178017
There is no proof that Marina is hairy
>>684178017
Where's your proof? You just keep shouting
>sandniggers! sandniggers everywhere!
but why? Have you gotten up in her pits to smell them? Or are you just making a vague racist generalization because you know she'd laugh at you in real life?
u guys think sky is sorta cute?
>>684177777
>anon can never use a microwave again
Emma Watson's cute little brother Alex
Oh my, the virgin count here is off the charts... Don't spill your mess at the sight of Jennifer Lawrence's bare legs boys because Mommie will laugh when doing your laundry and you might get Jennifer pregnant!...
>>684178284
Quints are never stupid. Simply misused.
>>684165272
Yo good taste bro. I wish she was more of a slut and had thong pics
>>684178420
y-yes
>>684178378
there is in the pics you posted lol you retarded cunt
>>684178378
there is hair on her arms in the picture you posted
>>684177741
Same man
>>684178559
I hate her but she seems like she'd be so much fun in bed.
>>684156826
I'd have to go with Anna Kendrick, preferable the pitch perfect style.
Elliphant
>>684178637
You sound like a bitch. Are you a bitch? Because you sound like a bitch.
>>684178604
cool
>>684178665
All her pics tease me so much.
>>684178394
>being this triggered that his shitskin smells like the back end of pig with diarrhea
calm down dude your vagina is showing
>>684159196
you fuck
>>684178559
Fag
>>684178757
I bet she's kinky as fuck. I'd love to spend a weekend sexually experimenting with her. Getting into the weirdness.
>>684161939
It always annoyed me when looking for porn of her as a teen. I wanted teen olsen twins naked but always ended up with fake CP.
>>684178845
umpalumpa/10
>>684156826
All day every day until i died from exhaustion
>>684179108
>>684156826
./thread
>>684179158
>>684179066
>tfw randomly ran across CP when you didn't care about it
>16 years later wish you'd saved it
>>684179230
>>684178870
Im not sure I understand. I presented a valid question. Are you THAT stuck on memes that your only response to a valid question is "lol ur butthurt. triggered! You have a vagina"?
If a girl then Sophie. A guy probably Bieber.
the alliteration in her name really gets me going
>>684159910
Yes
>>684179391
Wanna be her foot slave
>>684179246
I miss limewire...
Ariana Grande
>>684179551
Unhand my wife, you rancid swine.
Selena
>>684179330
nothing you presented was valid, you defended a shitskin saying that i need proof to call her smelly etc, when its a well known fact that shitskins are the the most unhygienic people in the world and bitches who dont shave their armpits are guaranteed to have B.O, now calm down nig nog.
at this age in picture or current age
>>684179681
>>684179391
you got no chance she is a rugg muncher
>>684173675
Love that bit of an upskirt
>>684179703
>>684178716
yeeeeeeeeesssssssss
>>684179698
>beaner
GTFO
>>684179724
Lol. Alright guy. Just you be careful with that edge. Don't hurt yourself. I'm off to put my penis in a vagina while you're stuck doing.....whatever it is you do, you sadsack.
>>684178845
Right mate
>>684179740
kill yourself in the most horrific manner possible
>>684179602
yeah fuck that dark web shit I'm too lazy for that
>>684179703
god her tits were magnificent
>>684179783
Desperado. Her nude tits. Hnnnnggg
