The Worst Movie You've Seen.
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The Worst Movie You've Seen.
>>684144726
Batman vs Superman
>>684144726
Green Lantern
>>684144726
>my life
>>684144726
this piece of shit right here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Saturday_Night
>>684144859
fuck you. BvS was brilliant.
I can't choose one
>Pitch Perfect 2
>Movie 43
>Vampire Academy
>Son of the Mask
These movies should be avoided at all costs.
Inb4 meme movies: foodfight, the room, etc
>>684144859
This
>>684144726
The Hobbit 5 battle army
>>684145011
Foodfight is legit the worst I've seen though
>>684145001
BvS Really
4Chan has better plot than that movie
interstellar
donny darko
all the sarwars
>>684145111
is that Hobbit 3? i didn't see it after rage-quitting Hobbit 2.
>>684144726
Star Wars The Force Awakens
Battleship.
>>684145215
Tsar wars return of the babooshka
automaton transfusion
>>684145225
Just imagine it in your head
It will be better than seeing the movie 100% certain
>>684145225
Yeah. tbh they weren't horrible. They were fun to watch, but you had to go in not expecting much.
>>684145192
>4Chan has better plot than that movie
please, the part where Niganon cucks the white autismal neckbeard and turns him into a trap was so predictable it was pathetic. the fedora scene was pretty funny though.
deadpool was the worst movie i ever spent 10 minutes watching
Hateful Eight
>>684144726
Thor, both
Capitain America, all
Superman with underwear
Star Trek everyone of them
Michael Bay's films
Adam Sandler's shitfilms
Bollywood, must be destroyed
>>684145446
2001: A Space Odyssey
>>684145421
>you had to go in not expecting Tolkein
who would want that right?
every nolan movie
>>684145567
>Star Trek
REEEEEEEEEE
>>684144726
Star Wars Episode 7
>>684145508
I concur, what a shite film. What the Abraham Lincoln
>>684145571
TRIGGERED
>>684144726
The first movie where i had to leave the cinema during the showing
Brokeback Mountain...but only because there was so much unrelated bullshit between all the great love making scenes.
Honorable mentions: Pulp Fiction, and Up
>>684145573
they split one book into three movies. What, did you think every 80 page section would translate into an individual movie?
Paranormal Activity
>>684146030
it should have been one movie.
>>684145961
why does johnny depp get work? they guy is fucking terrible.
>>684144726
Freddy Got Fingered
Although Blood And Chocolate gets an honorable mention for taking a good book, changing EVERYTHING about it, and making a shitty movie.
>>684146243
finally someone that shares my views
>>684146163
it mighta been good that way. They did a really good job money grabbing though
>>684145975
Made me kek
>>684144726
Until The End Of The World.
Two and half hours I will never get back.
The first 20 minutes looked promising, then it took a strange turn and I don't know what the fuck was happening after that.
Anything Michael Bay really
>>684144726
Forrest Gump
>>684146828
dont joke about it
>>684146563
This really doesn't even need to be mentioned anymore.
>>684146411
seriously. i lose respect for people if they tell me they like Depp. i don't get it at all.
>>684146828
Oh hell no kys faggot
>>684146828
That movie Rocks
Ex machina. That was a pile of shit.
Snake Eyes with Nicolas Cage
>>684146928
I'm not. Forrest Gump is nothing but a bunch of maudlin Baby Boomer nostalgia bullshit.
The animated Astro Boy with Nicholas Cage in it
>>684147004
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684145421
>they weren't horrible
-Moments of horrible CGI
-Thorin with a spiraling character development having more screentime than Bilbo
-No tension action sequences because of cgi
-Horrible build up to the action sequences
-They survive things you just don't survive
-Weird weaving of two separate stories that don't even come together
-Sauron's return has no impact on Bilbo whatsoever. He probably never even knew.
-No character conflicts or tension
-We don't really get to relate to any other dwarf than thorin and kili
-Super Mario Legolas vs discount Azhog
-Lots of other stupid things
Also, spoiler alert
Also snape kills dumbledore
Absolute shit. The cutscenes were annoying af
>>684146943
They must really hurt from the loss of your valuable respect
Plan 9 From Outer Space
It's one of those movies that is so bad it's good.
Fucking this
Final Fantasy 13
>>684144726
Just watched zoombies on Netflix. I doubt watch many asylum films, never seen sharknado but this was just in in the background. Seemed like a long overprodruced YouTube skit. I also seen some nazi zombie movie on Netflix a while back. Turned out off after 30 minutes.
The room is definitively the worst film ever made by someone actually trying.
Uwe Bol films are pretty bad. Some of the worst cinematography I've ever seen.
Howard the duck makes me angry just thinking about it. My older brother liked it so he watched it a lot. I really hate that movie.
http://m.imdb.com/chart/bottom/
Lastly, just looked at this ^
Going overboard is so bad. Adam Sandler went even acknowledge it
Kung Pow
>>684147306
>Final Fantasy 13
Wrong thread
>>684147153
>elves running on dwarves' heads
>goddamn golden dwarf shit in Erebor
>everything about Bard the Bowman
>>684144726
Jack and Jill. The movie was already horrible, and the cherry on top of this big pile of shit was the french voices that were absolutely awful
>>684147420
Nope, worst movie, hands down
Django Unchained. No idea why so many neckbeards and hipsters enjoyed this shit.
>Rubber
>Mission Impossible
>Anything with Owen Wilson and or Vince Vaughn
Avatar the last airbender
>>684145508
were you made to suck nigger cock too?
>>684146943
I dont know one movie that he playd that I like
>>684147662
Because it said nigger like a million times.
The Village. What a pile of utter shit.
>>684147297
I grew up with these guys. They are pretty chill and most people thought their youtube thing was pretty stupid until they got famous for it, then everyone wanted to be their best friend.
>>684144726
joe dirt 2 is the worst thing ever. do not watch it
>>684144726
Star Wars IV, V and VI.
Totally overrated. Just like Alien.
>hurr durr use the force, Harry
>>684147819
he got famous on 21 Jump Street as a teen heartthrob and has spent the rest of his career trying to convince everyone he's some kind of artist by acting like a fucking weirdo. it's all so forced and transparent and he can't act for shit.
The Man in The Iron Mask
>>684144726
Hunger games or divergent, same shit
>>684147926
by white people too
>EDGY
>>684147819
The Happening. What a pile of shit.
speed racer
>>684148102
This is about WORST movies.
>>684144726
Every movie based on a comic book
Every horror movie
>>684148157
Depp famous for 21 jump street? Are you serious? He has done terrible movies for quite some time now, but Edward Scissorhands or the 1st Pirates of the Carribean were pretty good (even if it's clearly not the best actor)
>>684148157
I fucking hate the -Pirates of the Caribbean- movies and how everyone loves them he is so annoying in it
>>684147530
>fucking discount grima wormtounge, that's somehow even uglier
>>684148498
He got his start on the TV show. He wouldn't have been cast had it not been for him being a relatively big name after 21 Jumpstreet
>>684144726
>Captain America: Civil War
>a couple minutes in
>mass grave
>oh lord it's gonna be one of those movies
Then a bit later when that dude got lit on fire and shot himself. Typical Hollywood anti-war bullshit. Trying to retroactively ruin that last time the U.S. did any good.
The buttercream gang
>>684147790
the only movie I ever walked out of
>>684144726
Locke
>Bane drives around for 2 hours with a head cold
>>684148843
oh my fuck I forgot how bad that movie was. I purged it from my memory. So bad.
>>684148377
Never seen this, never heard of this one. I live in Germany and if you are not interested in economics and stuff you wouldnt know trump if he wouldnt run fo P.
>>684148498
yes. 21 Jump Street (the tv show) made him a star.
>>684148828
Dude, I was entertained by this, felt gritty and realistic. Anti war?
>>684148950
but at least you get to learn about concrete
>>684145309
Underrated post
>>684145011
Pitch perfect was So BAD and that's coming from a basic bitch who liked the first movie. Plus that song at the end felt so forced.
>"Oh shit guys, we need something to sell on iTunes"
>"Fuck it, let's make a song about a flashlight"
>>684144726
Velvet Goldmine
>>684148805
>>684149029
Oh ok i didn't knew about a tv show, i thought it was about that movie. My bad
nigga please,
ain't no movie be worst than this shit
>>684148805
Let's not forget Nightmare on Elm street
>>684149378
>i didn't knew about a tv show,
goddamn kids today i tell you what
>>684149428
/thread
Birdemic thankskilling or ginger bread man 3 night of the living disco
>>684149378
Stay off my lawn
>>684149028
Its some satrical pile of shit Funny or Die is producing
Pearl Harbor or Red Tails
>>684149428
If you give the first one (ONLY) a watch its actually decent, its the third one onwards where things especially turn unbearable.
>proof: gf loved the series
>>684148843
A drop in the ocean of terrible sequels and prequels that ruin the memory of the original.
>>684147004
>>684146828
Seconded
Also, the Matrix: So. Fucking. Stupid.
>>684149039
Gritty maybe, but all the grit just gets shoved down your throat.
I'll give them credit where it's due, it was pretty solid as far as accurate tank battles.
But they're constantly bombarding you with "the tragic realities of war". War sucks yeah, but this shit is borderline corny. Like when that German in that one battle had his head run over by the tank, as though he didn't have full view of that shit the entire time it was coming across the field. It was like fucking Austin Powers.
>>684149803
is it worth watching?
>>684149882
>>684149864
Is there an actual worst sequel that you can think of? There are so many bad ones, you're right.
>>684149937
Yes. At least I enjoyed it
The Number 23. The concept drew me to it, but God was it bad. The twist a the end was ridiculous too.
Also, for something a bit more well-known, The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence). The fucking main guy shouting EVERY line for no reason is just the start of how bad this movie is.
>>684150116
Maybe i give it a try
>>684149702
Thankskilling is a classic ok
In a theatre?
The Happening. I loved the Village and Lady in the Water but what the fuck was that movie
>>684150348
I'm not ashamed to say that this movie made me tear up at the end. I'm a faggot, I know.
The worst movie I've seen in a theater.
>>684149841
I saw the first one and actually thought it was kind of ok, but also gay. (a movie about a sparkle fairy and emo girl, i mean ok..)
Then saw second movie, bored to death. Nothing happens. Sparkle fairy leaves, bitch tries to kill herself, sparkle fairy comes back. I mean wtf. Oh and bitch meets dog boy. Boring as fuck. This movie made me hate the first one as well. Cringing at the thought of watching the other movies,
>>684150457
The village was probably my least favorite movie by Shamalamadingdong right next to the happening. It was going so well until the fucking terrible ending.
>>684145932
Top kek webm
>>684146243
He was pretty awesome in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>>684150090
Just go on Netflix. They're usually stocked up on the shitty sequels and prequels because they can't afford the original films.
>>684150867
This
2012
PANDA FIGHTER the animated movie
>>684151056
isn't that the fucking truth. netflix is terrible.
>>684145616
>moment
Night u wut
first time I ever left the theater
>>684146336
fuck you
I've seen plenty of stupider movies at home, but this one was by far the worst one that I saw in the theater.
Joshua And The Promised Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8wnSbCg_vo
By far, this is the worst.
Fuck this movie
>>684150732
I enjoyed it. mindless entertasinment.
I was forced to watch Glitter. That made me cry.
>>684144726
It's getting old and irrelevant luckily, but nothing can disguise the disgust I have for this shitty excuse for a movie. This is the most lazy piece of feel good romance bullshit I have ever watched.
Combining the parody-of-itself genre of romantic comedy with a feeble attempt to show depth by using a converging storyline approach. This is a movie that is dumb from beginning to end by tries so hard to look sophisticated and feel-good at the same time. And the actual morals of the storylines are downright despicable!
I could go on. I have spent a good deal of the time and energy of my life hating this film.
>>684146243
He isn't. He just picks the shittiest possible movies for some reason.
This fucking piece of trash.
>>684151757
gtfo /b/, depp.
deadpool. god, so terrible
>>684151920
is that the sequel to Gorillas in the Mist?
The most pretentious, fart-huffing piece of shit I've ever had to sit through.
this
>>684152052
alright
This pile of shit right here. I sat through nearly twenty minutes before leaving the theater.
Anything with Ashton Kutcher
sorry
>>684151538
>ice 2 see you
Warm bodies
>>684152568
How can (k)Pi-ow be BLeep if our eyes aren't real?
>>684152813
Pretentious, overrated shitfest tbh
>>684144934
Ryan renolds face, with cgi. might have well just made it full animated.
>>684145001
Go to bed kid
>>684145215
obvious troollll
This
awful
>>684153407
donnie darko was shit though.
>>684153439
>sasha grey
the pornstar? no surprise it's a shit movie, if they hire pornstars as actors
>>684153439
how would you even shoot your own teeth
>>684153677
one at a time?
This.
>>684153658
jeffery combs is a decent actor. such a waste.
Under the Skin.
Such a pile of shite I have ever had the misfortune to watch.
>>684149882
Are yoy not smart enough to comprehend that matrix is one of the best films ever made? It was may b 2deep4u m8
>>684153503
everybody who says this is either an edgelord or so retarded you couldn't understand the very simple plot
grossly overrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pIh0k7dSEM
>>684151750
Do you hate puppies too?
>>684152116
Fcking kek im triggered
Amount of idiots in this thread
>>684153893
you're right. it was a very simple plot. people act like its some deep shit, though. it's not. it's just boring.
Anybody ever see poultrygeist?
>>684154122
it's self aware
I hate this movie so much that I love it
>>684144726
2001 a space odyssey
I went in with extremely high expectations since it is regarded as one of the best movies of all time
Found myself drinking 2 cups of coffee and fighting back the urge to fall asleep
Literally most boring movie I've ever seen. Extremely slow pace, no character development (I didn't feel anything for the characters), lack of explanation as to of what the fuck the monolith was and why they were going after it, ending made no fucking sense and was just an extremely long visual effects show piece that must of been amazing at the time
I keep hearing "fuck you man watch it again and you'll understand". I've watched it twice and I still fail to see the message or the plot.
this re-remake raped me
>>684154054
well if you thought it was boring that's different than it being "shit"
but I get what you mean about people talking about how deep it is, those fags are the real fags
I still like the movie though
>>684144726
this is the worst movie i've ever seen.
>>684154246
That looks like a 90s softcore porno
BAIT, the thread, the movie. 14/10 ign. 15/16 metacritic.
Anamorph
>>684146243
He was exceptional in Ed Wood
The Room
>>684154603
This
>>684145215
Donnie Darko is good, man
Dragon ball Evolution.
>>684154602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywaR-Lq_ayk
This is the worst movie I ever saw at the cinema. It's too quirky, and not in a good way.
The happening.
Don't do it
>>684154942
and Deadman
and Donnie Brasco
and The Ninth Gate
and Secret Window
I really think Depp CAN be a good actor, but for some reason he chooses a shitload of retarded roles, and they end up being the most widely-known ones
>>684155514
That movie is fucking gold
>>684154312
It's a re-re-make funnily enough
>>684145446
underated
>>684155987
It's not funny or interesting. It's just odd. It should have been great. Murray, Goldblum, Dafoe. It was shit though.
>>684156024
Isn't that what he put?
>>684156024
that's what he said funnily enough
>>684150867
Yeah but since then...
what the hell
>>684144726
Katy Perry movie on a blind date only good part was I got laid that night
>>684144726
Madagascar 2
Fucking red lights or some bullshit movie like that. It had Robert deniro so I had to watch it..I regret it everyday.
>>684156175
>It's not funny or interesting
Well you're entitled to your opinion even if it's wrong
>>684147805
Star Wars
dragon wars
>>684156175
that's my favorite movie of all time fuckin team zissou
Master of Disguise. I literally shit in the seat before leaving the theatre it was so terrible. Fuck you Dana Carvey.
Umm seriously, worst movie ever is Uncle Rico throwing the footballs.
>>684156175
you seriously have shit taste
>>684152418
Had to read the book for 7th grade
The movie is somehow even worse
>>684157132
Says the fag who likes bill murray. Anyone who likes bill murray should just die. Losers.
>>684157223
this is literally the worst troll of all time
it is a scientific fact that nobody doesn't love bill murray
>>684145215
Nice b8 m8
>>684149028
Was bist du denn für ein behinderter Mongo? Wenn du Drecksnülle nicht gerade im tiefsten Osten wohnst, hast du verkackter Hinterwäldler wohl schon lange vorher von Trumperino gehört.
Bekomm Krebs, du Opfer.
The Monuments Men.
For all the great actors in this and also the director it was such a pile of crap.
>>684157154
Where are you from? I had to read it too in the 7th grade
>>684157353
I don't like bill murray.
And if you do, you're a fag.
The notebook
FUCk that movie with a stick
>>684157592
I didn't even bother because the story itself sounded boring as fuck
>>684157693
Rage
>>684145617
This.
>>684153975
That depends. Are they pretentious, predictable, retarded, kliche-filled puppies, that attempt at being more clever than they obviously fucking are?
And are said puppies then highlighted as the example of what really good puppies should be?
Because if so: death to puppies.
>>684144726
Superman Returns
>>684144726
Antichrist from Lars von Trier.
Worst movie of all times.
>>684145215
Is SarWars the one about combating the despise epidemic in China?
worst I've seen are;
The Sweeney
Rubber
Spring Breakers
I fucking hate 90-95% of all Hollywood movies.
Max 10min in and you can tell whats going to happen, who will die, who will fall in love etc.
>>684158690
but that pussy pounding though, i fapped
My ass really hurts at the bloke who said "2001: space odyssey". Hurts real bad
Uncharted 4.
Seriously though, pic related.
>>684147024
10/10 bait, I got mad.
>>684158111
oh fuck i got trips
>>684158725
fuck you, rubber isn't bad it's just fucking weird.
Ever?
Of the ones I saw in the theater, probably "Romeo + Juliet," (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117509/ ) the one with DiCaprio and Claire Danes. I have seen a fuckton of movies, and that is the closest I've ever come to walking out on one. I put my coat on, stopped by the men's room, but then went back in hoping that the second hour would be better than the first. It was, but only marginally.
"Pushing Tin" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120797/ ) was garbage, too.
I didn't see "A Sound of Thunder" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318081/ ) with Edward Norton in the theater, and fortunately I didn't pay to rent it
If we expand it to direct-to-DVD, I once saw a "Cars" rip-off that one of my kids' relatives accidentally bought (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1922537/ ). Holy fucking shit was that thing horrible.
>>684148051
Not even a bad movie, but they marketed it as a horror movie which it just isnt.
>>684159610
Actually I take that back. "Lady in the Water" was worse than "Romeo + Juliet."
I was annoyed at "Romeo + Juliet" but I was actively angry at "Lady in the Water" because it was such a great seed of an idea but Shyamalan totally murdered it and then stomped on the remains, set them on fire, and pissed on them to put them out.
>>684145011
Fuck Mask
only movie I've ever walked out on
>>684147790
i wiped that shitty film out of my mind until you mentioned it here you fucking nigger
>>684145001
>BvS was brilliant
Fucking retard. Go watch The Dark Knight Returns.
>>684144726
The Room
This one made me re-evaluate may life it was so bad
>>684160492
Only non-cringeworty name in that is Tim Robbins.
>>684144726
The Lovely Bones.
>>684159583
Stop being wrong anon.
>>684146243
i thought he was pretty good in secret window. but other than a few exceptions he plays the same fucking character in every movie.
skylineis cancer
Fishing for (You), the Thread.
>>684145932
dope
