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Guys these shrooms grow in my front yard every time after rain, any professional shroomsters know if they are poisonous?
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Nah man, you should totally put them into your pizza, they are perfectly edible and delicious if cooked right.
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>>684142402
cook it and give it to a dog, if it is dead, they are fine.
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If you ate it you'd most likely have diarrhea and maybe some food poisoning but thats all.
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>>684142402
Just make sure you wash them first and you should be fine
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Those look poisonous
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A foolproof and safe way to see if mushrooms are safe to eat is to put them in your ass. No joke op, put them in your ass and if you have diarrhea or get constipated then you know not to eat them. If nothing happens then you are good to go. Enjoy your shroomies
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>>684142402
im a mycologist and can confimr those will make you trip balls
just make sure not to take them the a weekend i wouldnt want you to miss a day of 10th grade
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>>684142402
Go to Shroomery
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eat them all pussy
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OP here, shrooms are dying guys :(
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>>684142402
I think what you're asking for is a landscaper?

Your front yard doesn't get enough sunlight and the ph in the soil is too low. Only eat the mushrooms if you are really, really retarded.
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Nursefag here. Saute the mushrooms over low heat with a chopped onion, if the onion turns black then they are poisonous.
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>>684143249
Quick eat some before they all die!
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>>684143249

dude I'm telling you, put them in your ass
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>>684144155
Mfw no one congratulates you on your dubs.
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>>684142402

Those aren't any psilocybe. Generally these are just called brown mushrooms since there are ridiculous numbers of species of these little fuckers almost impossible to tell apart. Ingesting these might not kill you, but also might entirely deteriorate your liver over the course of a week or two.

Just stop right there with your exploration if you are this retarded.
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>>684142402
The look like gold tops, but the only real way to know is to do a spore print.
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>>684143249
wtf do they only live 10 minutes
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>>684142684
>if it is dead, they are fine
huh???
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