Waifu thread >Claim a waifu That's all. Purple edition
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Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
That's all.
Purple edition
im on a panda motherfucker
Claimed.
>>684075793
Kissxsis is highly incestuous. Never goes more than 1.5lewd.
>>684074606
Sleep snug, smug
Purple? I got purple lips.
DEMACIA
Everyone claimed
still here
and
>>684076433
hello
>>684076487
The purple is me testing a theory that mentioning certain key words summons someone in particular.
>>684076521
Still not in that.
Claimed
So confused.
Claimed.
>>684075936
GREAT! then I don't have to worry about it haha
>>684075996
great to hear man! and kayaking? what brought that on? haha
>>684076433
Heya comrade!
>>684076487
Oh shit highly? as long as its 1.5 lewd should be good haha
Also claiming
>>684076487
>>684076694
not related by blood, so no incest.
>Shiro
>>684076392
fuck you
>>684076280
purple?
>rattle
My sweet, sad eyed, shy little waifu.
>>684076818
you can't fuck a robot though
Claimed
>>684076433
Miho claimed
>>684076433
>>684076681
Hello
>>684076929
>>684076929
How do you get past the captcha each time?
>>684076521
Leaving thing here incase someone cares enogh to add me
Preferably near syndra
>>684076972
lol oops
Saya claimed
>>684076863
How goes your day good sir?
>>684076929
the auto-blow 3000 would disagree. and sex robots from the future.
>>684077028
i don't
>>684077031
Fuck off.
>>684076972
Hello. What happened? I'm so.. I don't get it?
Milinda claim
>>684076694
Remember when I was drunk a few nights ago?
Yeahhh I woke up and found a kayak in my garage... Apparently I bought it from Walmart at like 2 am... kek
>>684076972
I thought you went to bed friend? Or am I just confused... kek
>>684076750
Then i'm even more down! haha
>>684076863
who?
>>684076929
>can't fuck a robot
says you, meany
>>684077031
I can toss you in there if you want. Though i'm not the person maintaining that. Would seem Eu is doing that now, so it'd probably only be in my version.
>>684077208
Ahhh so purple doesn't summon you, but Syndra does. Noted.
>Gamindustri best Cosplay girl claimed
>>684073033
Everything.
Always been my favorite character and that made me choose her. c:
>>684073292
Oh...
Another one drunk this week Heh~
>>684073605
Probably yes.
How are you anyway?
>>684077120
It all makes sense now
>>684077330
4chan gold account makes it so you don't have to captcha
>Shiro
>>684076521
still not in it brb an hero
>>684077234
.....
>>684077248
I said i was sleepy not going to bed.
Asuna claimed
>>684077496
Oh, I must have misread that. My bad.
>>684076524
Hi, How's the night?
>>684076681
Ay, How are you?
>>684076694
Hallo komrade! How's it hanging?
>>684076972
Wow, you're still up and hello!
>>684077028
Oh it's you! Good to see ya!
>>684077031
You're back! How are you?
>>684077753
it goes
>>684077308
im pretty sure kys also summons him
>>684077308
I'm gonna head to bed now, goodnight everybody.
>>684077496
Hmm? Is something the matter?
>>684077753
Ayy lmao. Care to fill me in on what happened? Anyways, I took my final final today and then after I ended up taking the wrong bus to another city. Then took a different bus after that got me back to my city in a different part of town. Mom ended up letting me get a lift in her car after I got back in town.
>>684077248
fuckin kek! and you got someone to go kayaking with ? haha
>>684077319
Nice! I always like to hear the reasons why people choose their waifus
>>684077753
pretty good comrade, how bout you?
>>684076524
Did you read the new chapter?
Deli-chan confirmed for pure.
PURE.
>>684078127
>>684078263
Goodnight milk.
I shall follow suit. I wish you all lengthy and warm sleeps about your waifu. If you have a job to go to, don't stress out to much. And remember, stay genki!
Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod
>>684077688
Im for now im going to bed soon.
>>684077753
Yeah
>>684078319
No.
>>684077208
One last time
>>684077308
That would be nice
>>684077753
Im doing alright just chillin
what about you?
>>684077083
My day is going quite well.
Very kind of you to ask.
Thank you, b/rother.
Claimed asuna
>>684078446
>Im
fuck i really am tired.
>>684077753
Nice to see you too!
>>684077438
I know what 4chan gold is, I was just defeated in my attempt to set up a punchline.
>>684078263
Goodnight mooman! sleep well :)
>>684078593
Noice
>>684078365
on it
>>684078412
>>684078263
Good night to both of you.
>>684078446
I think to you as well? I can't tell from the sentence
Hey guys.
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>>684078532
>>684078127
Quick, but functional i suppose.
>Shizuru
>>684078357
My drunk friend bought one too... kek
>>684078446
Im going to bed soon too. Tired af bro
Did Maki fall asleep again? I didnt get to say bye.. :/
>>684078900
hey! How are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
>>684078900
of course you get on as soon as i get off
>>684078900
checked
good morning winner
>>684078986
>I can't believe you're using that far-inferior outdated version
>pic related
>>684079090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0MIFHLIzZY
>>684078900
Nice dubs winman, hows it goin?
>>684079005
Oh my god, you and your friend sound like a trip to drink with haha, I take it you were with him that night?
>>684078986
Thank you
>>684078900
A winner is you
>>684079257
Yeah we are an interesting combo. He is like super opposite of me yet somehow we get along... kek
>>684076280
guys i see these threads occasionally and ive even asked on other boards
but i need advice
what do i do when my waifu starts patting ME???
>>684079043
Aha, hi there!
I'm doin' alright, I think. Could be better, but then again I could always be better. How about you?
>>684079137
Shit, that blows. I'm usually on earlier, but I've been out all night. Goodnight, friend!
>>684079172
>obligatory comment about time in Belgium
Ah, good morning to you, too!
What's up?
Also, did you ever finish that poster from the other night...?
>>684079257
Eh, I'm doing just fine. A little exhausted after a night out, but I ain't about to complain about it. How're things on your end?
>>684079338
A winner is you, too
>>684079233
>far-inferior outdated version
I'm in there though
It's actually an updated version with more room
>>684079244
Good morning painter
>>684079430
Then it's gone too far
You should apply the noose
>>684079537
fine. just relaxing after a boring friday.
>>684079430
You accept the fact that she can actually do that to you.
>>684079244
>>684079233
>>684078900
Don't forget to check em.
>>684079573
Hello.
>>684079289
Working on improving my work there. Noticed the cropping was horrible and the black outline looks odd among the others. I'll post it in a minute or two.
>Shizu
>>684079537
Whatcha doin being out all night?
>>684078057
What did your day consist of?
>>684078319
I have no idea, just got on. How did that happened? Seems like a crazy day.
>>684078357
I'm alright, gonna drink a protein almond milk in a bit. A little aching, but I'll get through. Your day?
>>684078446
Anything up?
>>684078532
Got home from work, going to drink almond milk, it's night over here. Anything planned for today?
>>684078674
I thought you remained on day shift? Anyhow, how are you liking it so far?
>Fubuki claimed at primary school "^^
>>684079629
A boring Friday?
Where do you live, exactly?
>(Possibly AU/NZ?)
I'm one hour into Friday over here.
>>684079573
I've yet to find a chibi of my winning waifu so I'm still part of the exclusion club.
I noticed it did get a bit bigger, yeah?
>>684079689
>all I get is dubs dubs dubs no matter what
Probably not in this post, though, with my luck.
Let's shoot for three gets in a row, anyway!
>>684079801
We make a small fire pit in a secluded area nearby, usually. We do generic 'round-the-fire shit, like I'll play my ukulele and tell stories and whatnot, and we'll talk about our days and that sort of stuff. We're a good bunch, I think, if not a bit juvenile sometimes.
>>684079998
>>684079998
>did you mean: maximum exclusion?
>>684079904
Is it activated almond milk?
i have 0 plans for today
>>684079401
Nice, I have a friend like that. Complete opposite of me but we get along great somehow haha
>>684079537
A night out huh? what was the occasion?
>>684079904
Relax friend! you earned it. I'm doin pretty good. Got to see my niece today so that was cool heh
>>684080184
Didn't circle Barry
>>684080223
>Select all squares with bridges
>>684080252
That looks better.
>Shizuru
>>684079904
it sucked. Yours?
>>684080271
Nothing in particular, all of my buds and I just happened to all have open schedules tonight. Rare occurrence, gotta take advantage of it.
>we were gonna build a fire on the beach, but it's too fucking cold here
>we built one in the forest instead
>don't worry, we only used broken branches and other dead dry plants
>and we stomped it out afterwards because we're not fucking animals
>and poured water on it, too
>>684079537
10 am now
I'm a lot more tired than I hoped I would be
>>684079998
>off by one
My butt is strangely okay with this
>>684080134
Have you checked the art sites like deviantart and pixiv? They sometimes have shit you don't find with google search
>>684079904
Not me im going to bed now.
Night anons
Both my bus and a different bus arrive at the same time but I didn't know that. That bus ended up appearing first and I assumed that it was my bus. While waiting for the second bus I stopped by here however and once I got home I ended up napping for 4 hours on accident. And here I am.
>>684080134
Off by one... That's close enough right?
If not dubs I get eaten by bear.
>>684080610
Fire safety is one of my kinks
Im off to bed everyone. See you all later! Night!
>>684080742
Bye guys
>>684080909
>>684080735
Good night! Sweet dreams.
>>684080664
>I'm a lot more tired than I hoped I would be
Late night? Or worse, all-nighter? I know you've got some bad sleeping habits you crazy-dedicated game-wizard.
If so, I feel it. I only got about two hours last night. Sometime in the near future, I'm gonna take a shower and hit the sack.
And no, I haven't checked pixiv, I probably should. I checked DeviantArt though. Maybe not as well as I should have, I don't like spending more time on there than I have to.
>>684080742
>close enough, right?
We'll count it, for the sake of winning.
>Winners sometimes cut corners, too
Have fun getting mauled by bears.
>>684080827
Well then just wait until you hear about the extinguisher I have under my kitchen sink, buddy.
>>684080962
>buzzzzzz
>>684080610
Nice! that sounds pretty fun, had a beach fire with my friends once, didn't work out as well haha
>>684080735
Night Miho! Sleep well :)
>>684080909
Later milinda! sleep well :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvWwpmESJP8
>>684080827
Well then you better wear fireproof panties because I'm gonna light dat ass on fire
>>684080909
night
>>684081058
Just late night. I actually made it a point not to do all nighters too much
> I don't like spending more time on there than I have to.
autism prevention 101
>>684081370
When in doubt, toss a bucket of sand on your fire,
Or two.
Or three.
After that, you have a recipe for instant safety!
It costs 99 cents at any grocery, and you just have to add water!
>then stomp it
>then add more water
>stomp it again
Congrats! Now you can revel in knowing Smokey Bear won't fuck you up in the middle of the night!
>>684080827
Just thought you might want the above info too. Is this considered dirty talk? I sure hope not. If you're looking for that kind of thing, try Hannah or Kagami or someone.
>>684081480
>autism prevention 101
Work on DA varies from either
>holy shit, what are you doing on this site?!
to
>jesus christ what the fuck are you doing at all...?
>I made it a point not to do all-nighters too much
Right there with ya.
>>684080048
Ay, what's up?
>>684080252
What I'm reading here, it says,"it Clean, it's Lean, and it's Mean. Nothing about it being activated, so no..... I think.
Time to yourself, it's nothing bad.
>>684080271
It's always good to see nieces or nephew. Though I don't play favorites. And thanks comrade.
>>684080574
Aw, care to share? Worked like crazy, but in the end I ended up cleaning. Which is nice.
>>684080735
Goodnight and take care!
>>684080742
Jaja, hectic! How did you think you did on the final?
>>684080909
Night and take care!
Pokemon Sun and Moon preordered
>inb4 pokemon s&m hilarious meme
>>684081922
Pokemon Smug & Meme versions confirmed 2017
Iowa claim.
How's it going my fellow weebs
>>684081851
Not too much, configuring the servers here. How about you?
Looks like the HD download of OniAi is almost finished. Then I'll have those HD screenshots to appease Shiki
So waht is everyone's most recent download?
>>684081818
I had an account once but I've since forgot both username and password. I think I uploaded maybe 2 deviations before I started to feel the tumors develop
>>684081922
>checked
I haven't been following the news, does Son and Muun look good?
Shark loli best loli
>>684082150
I used to be really in pokemon spriting as a kid, so I spent most of time on DA doing that. Eventually I realized I was surrounded by furries and hopped up on outta there.
nagasi claimed
tfw husbando
>>684081851
at least you ended on something you like
>>684082066
Hi Iowa. Having a nice slow night. Listening to some Piano stuffs. How's your day going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgCrwvHPw-M
>>684081818
Tru haha, although that wasn't necessarily our problem. Got too high and couldn't climb a hill then couldn't watch the movies we wanted cus the dvd player got broked. and this one guy was acting like a 12 year old off of weed kek
>>684081851
well right now I don't have prefereances, they're still bebs. don't know what I'm gonna do when they're old enough to run and play haha
>>684081922
Fuck off you stupid retard omg
>>684081058
>>684081818
>Is this considered dirty talk? I sure hope not.
What, afraid you're gonna get burned?
>>684081480
>fireproof panties
not too comfortable either
>>684081922
I haven't even pre-ordered it yet. I'll probably do it later. Only Sun.
>>684082000
Checked. And confirmed!!!!
>>684082066
Going alright U.S.S Iowa. You?
>>684082066
Doing fine. You? :)
>>684081922
>>684082000
>>684082066
>>684082144
no one noticed that there was 4 fucking gets in a row
>what is this
>>684082253
That was actually going to be my husbando before Shiragami was my waifu, Shiragami was a last minute decision.
Good choice, mate.
>>684082307
>12 year old off of weed
I've been stuck with a few of those.
I try to maintain my composure when I smoke, so I don't end up like them.
>got too high to climb a hill
Too high... to get high?
>>684082316
Always, actually. You'll be pleased to know I never park with fifteen feet of a fire hydrant, for public fire safety.
If that doesn't get you goin' I don't know what will.
>>684082304
Going good. Birthday ended well so I'm glad on that. Just listening to the JJBA anthology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OwZ3KFHDEU
>>684082323
Going great. Getting to relax and post is fun. how'd your day go?
>>684082568
Great over here. Winding down and posting. How did your day go?
>>684082590
My body is made of gets
>>684082590
that was my third get this thread actually, I'm on a roll.
>I'm looking forward to more duplicate numbers
>>684081922
New rom hack coming soon
>>684082150
It looks pretty hot, they released the starters and some gameplay a little while ago.
>>684082307
kys you fucking turbonigger
>oh wait your fucking white
>>684082323
I'm pretty hyped, probably going to go for water type starter once again
How you been comrade?
>>684082692
50% tits
50% gets
>>684082704
gj
>>684082808
>tfw i reply to myself
>>684082000
look here nigger >>684081922
>>684082253
Noice claim, I'm caught up on that show now. waiting for the next ep to be released on funimation heh
>>684082597
yeah when I get high I police myself alot kek thats why I don't really smoke much
>too high to get high
kek, pretty much, my friend and I though we could find an easier way up down the beach but the way we took was actually harder and took us like 30 min to get up lol. looking back it wasn't that hard but high it was a straight up mission haha
>>684082808
White is right my man
>>684081851
>dead
>I think I did good on the final. Aiming for 88%+ though. Italian final was shit hard. Even after 30 minutes of studying still hard.
>>684082890
>implying I didn't already read that
Look here buddy, that's what I replied to.
>P O K E M O N
>S M U G
>A N D
>M E M E
>C O N F I R M E D
>>684082935
Remember! You can overcome any obstacle, unless you're stoned and it's a hill.
>>684082597
Nothing but love for you right now <3
>>684082692
>Chilling at primary school as vocational student
>Configuring the server
>Whitelisting 4chan
So I would say that my day went well so far, but it's nearly 11am so I don't wanna try my luck. How about yours?
>>684082162
>I want to be in a shark grill's belly
https://youtu.be/mSLuJYtl89Y
Well it finished downloading but it's pretty much the same quality as the ones I already had. I'll just buy the official anime
>>684082162
She literally just has sharper teeth. Is that all you need to qualify as shark?
>>684082239
> Eventually I realized I was surrounded by furries and hopped up on outta there.
That moment you realize you were part of the cancer
>>684082935
>>684082597
it was Nagasi or Satomi Murano tbqh
>>684081922
did you get two copies of each? I ended up buying pokemon soul silver with the poke pedometer, factory sealed for about 40 bux... goin for $150 average on ebay
>>684082144
Going alright. What servers?
>>684082267
It was by chance. I thought I was going to be stuck there. But your day?
>>684082307
Three of them already do that. They're a hand full to keep up. Always causing trouble, but I care for them.
>>684082692
Just like that awful song on the radio. Work work work work. But here chillin' until morning. Was it your birthday?
>>684082808
That owl one looks nice! Been tired, but going alright. You comrade?
>>684083072
Nope you aren't. I think you'll ace it! I won't know that feeling for a while.
https://youtu.be/snhkO-c-S0c
>>684083539
>That moment you realize you were part of the cancer
A moment I know all too well.
>>684083544
Nagasi all the way.
I finished the manga and I swear to fucking god I actually got emotional.
Not like, physically-cry emotional, but like genuinely sad.
It was a stupidly well-written story given the subject matter. I'm gonna keep track of that author's other works from now on.
>>684083213
>Vocational student
Never heard that before. What is it? Went fine ate alot so that's very fun. about 2:00 AM here.
>>684083739
Yes it was. It was a good day too. Nothing much but sitting around and eating good food which was nice
>>684083755
>Check
Hi Tats. How goes?
>>684083755
Sounds like a lot of white noise is going on in there. Is this on purpose?
Anyway guys, I'm going to sleep because holy fuck I'm dying and it's about 2:00 AM.
>I'm gonna shower
>I'm gonna take some meds
>I'm gonna wank
>I'm gonna drink some water
>I'm gonna go straight to bed
>In that exact order
Goodnight, /waifu/.
>>684084004
Probably a tad too much info, but alright. Have a nice night.
>>684084004
Thanks for the break down. I'm going to drink to avoid the existential crisis seep until I sleep and hope for nightmares.
>>684083739
at least you weren't and its fine
>>684083881
Wheres a good place to read the manga??
>>684083143
Exactly! hills and highs don't mix haha
>>684083544
Oh nice! I'm guessing satomi murano is the pic? either whay good choices! I like Assassination classroom, actually got me to feel haha
>>684083739
Damn, sounds like it haha, right now I live with my nephew so I just make him laugh and when he doesn't his mother takes him. The other one I don't see as often so she's still a bit perplexed by my appearence heh
>>684083952
Pretty well, listening to some stuff.
>>684083964
It's not white noise. It's dense synths and heavy drums followed by reverbed vocals.
>is this on purpose?
Yes, that is shoegaze for you.
https://youtu.be/CKiq-P2OJyc
>>684084004
2 AM? same here! and goodnight mang, sleep well :)
>koko
Bear doesn't want to eat me. I've tried baiting hard but it doesn't want too. Any tips?
>>684084004
Good night
>>684083905
I'm a student that undergoes education in school and not in a company. 12th class and another year to go.
>As an project we have the responsibility to manage the servers of primary schools as teams of two
So what are you doing for work/school if I may ask? :3
Alright cuties, I'm gonna hit it, stay cute! sleep well :)
>>684083905
Sh#t! Well happy late birthday! How old have you became?
Late night eating is extraordinary!
>>684084214
Are you doing anything besides posting?
>>684084287
Jaja, one was like that to me. Over time she realized I'm here uncle. >>684084616
And sleep well, take good care!
>>684084495
W.t.f? Why?
>>684084004
Goodnight and take care!
That systematic way before you sleep....
>>684084495
Slather yourself in salmon? I hear they like that.
>>684084616
Good night.
>>684084401
Seems to be what a lot of the people around here are doing, myself included.
I'm on slow music tonight. Was doing metal most of earlier today so the juxtaposition is nice.
>>684084755
not really
>>684084884
I'm /shoegaze/ right now, hence Deathconsciousness and CCDT, probably gonna listen to some other shit like Lilys and Sparklehorse later in the day.
>>684084588
Alright that makes sense. Just in highschool doing all of my shit from home so it's a good life.
>>684084755
17. Thank you by the way! eating at night is one of the joys of life
>>684084755
Because I haven't dubbed out yet. Since I still don't have dubs, the bear must eat me. But the bear doesn't want to eat me.
>>684084884
It took a bite of my tentacle but then it walked away. I'm now following it but its not interested.
>>684085162
>17
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no...
Let's hope no b&.
>>684085086
You go to college right? What are you studying?
>>684085396
Dubs. That's not an excuse!
>>684085715
Pfft, I'm 14 and mods still won't ban me.
>do it
>>684085147
Nice. Sounds like a pretty good time.
>>684085396
Well you could try fighting it? If you lose, you get what you want, if you win, you beat a bear in a fight. That's pretty good, yeah?
>>684085715
and so I wait for the sweet embrace of death.
>>684085787
General ed. I dont know what I want to do
Claimed
>>684085856
>>684085926
Starting to feel old now...
>>684085787
Dubs are perfect reason to die! You don't know because you dub out quite often.
>>684085859
I threw a branch at it and it ran away... Now what?
>>684086150
How old are you?
>>684086150
You're awful at this. Just go find a new bear or something.
Also, Tats is older than that. Was just trolling.
