>Claim a waifu
>Rules and shit
Laser eyes edition
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here. Back from eating outside.
20 but birthday coming up. Still young
How do I make them eat me though? They leave at the sight of me.
>3dubs, still no dubs for me.
Where are my dubs!?
I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own hentai girl
Masturbate to cartoons
You know, that's rather endemic around here. I think i'll pass, because i'm a rebel and like to be different.
I'm really in doubt here
Should I just delete my facebook? I never use it for anything. I really only have it so people would stop saying "hurr durr you don't have a fb? come on man its 2014". I feel like it should've died a long time ago. I really only check for messages once every week and follow iflscience
Also there's this guy who just got dumped and he's wallowing in self-pity, which I despise but it's pretty funny because his english is so broken. Posting shit like "Apples.. someone said i have a neck " and "I wish all this crap ends, all this hell and all this hurt.. I don't know what I did for this but hell. Isn't here any medicine for make you discard bad memories? Hell."
>thanks google translate
Anyone else here who deleted theirs?
I only keep my FB for stupid memes and some offers from games. Nothing more than that really.
Lol cartoons can have bad angles I guess cause she's one of the sexiest female anythings ever
One of my buddies deleted his 3 times now. He always winds up getting bitched in to making another. He's given up now.
Quite comical, in my opinion.
I don't know. Since they don't seem to want to murder you on sight, try making one your pet. Maybe put a saddle on it and try to ride it.
Shit dude, I'm like 29 close to 30 now.
I do! Got quads, trips, and dubs!
Have any favorite subject?
Not today or ever, Syndra.
Same for me. I say go ahead. I can't mine because I got some people that are cool. But I rarely use F.B. In fact I haven't in months.
Tried and failed.
Good to know, I geso
I still have mine. The only reason I haven't deleted mine is because I'm such a lazy person I don't get around to doing it because it takes to much effort.
Next one that I see that doesn't run away will be mine.
Fuck! My bad! I know I shouldn't believe everything I hear but I can't help it!
That's not Korra
I'm not vulnerable to group pressure but sometimes you'll even need it for work
As you said, I'll probably get bitched into making another one
I actually get messages quite often but it' always meaningless shit
Off to uni now, back in 10
Like the free shit in League or smite is what I'm referring to. I don't do facebook games lol.
I have some options right now.
Should I listen to Nostalgia for Infinity or watch anime?
If odds you watch anime if evens you listen to that.
Jobs do take a look at your profile (so I'm told) I guess its ok to keep since you're not post pics of you drinking and sexing and such.
Even you know this
>inb4 still no dubs
There ya go kiddo. Have fun with double numbers.
That settles it then.
See you in a bit.
Ayy. How is your day going?
Whatever I guess.
History is fun to learn. I prefer learning about WWII. An archeologists maybe?
Boom, there you go!
I want to work alone but that seems impossible
Today has been... Quite entertaining. yeah...
Here's to more/less dubs!
>not using superior video
Same too. Not much jobs that you can work alone in history....
What that website is doing to my scrollbar is fucking triggering me so hard. Lol
Not sure of many jobs in general give that
It's funny! I hope you'll think the same.
>google translate can't help me
Suponho que seja um tudo bem, nesse caso sim está um belo dia! E contigo?
I originally went for more but then remembered that today isn't dub day so I added less right after.
Popping up just to tell someone to go to bed? The fuck Barry. I figured you had left lol
I feel like I just went 10 years back in time.
I told you its ancient elvish.
After further further inspection it seems that you are correct. Again. How could I forget?
I'm sure there is. Like being a electrician, law enforcement, or owning a store..... Not much, now that I have thought of it.
Vach! Tzethe'bu'ne? Tzet api'.
Eithet way you'll get them!
What kind of inspection did you do?
You're just fucking with me now aren't you?
Uncle died as an electrician, dont think I want to be a police officer im not imposing, and i dont know if i can even run a store
Yes! I knew someone would recognize him!
Puo unire con te?
The same one I did last time. None
I'm tempted to ask where you're even pulling these out of, Tats.
I think for my own sanity, i won't though.
I'm always watching~ Although now I'm going to bed myself because jesus christ it's 3:20 and I stayed up far too late.
>I bid you good dreams and dank memes
Ama! Akateko chash'vo'chean. Tzet ack' idoma......
Oh, I'm sorry to have heard that. Running a store is easy, not needing lots of knowledge about business.
Please respect the wishes of it's creator and stop editing the /waifu/ beach image. Versions made by anyone besides Eu will be disregarded as both unofficial and rubbish.
Dont be I hardly knew him. I dont know
I have no idea I thought it was ancient elvish.
And i'll refute none of that. I made an edit because someone asked.
I have no interest in working on it more.
The V.I.G.I.L unit.
Say, how have you been?
Good evening, angel.
>for some people in here
>checked and kek'd
Whenever when Tats posts stuff like this I hope I'll still be like this when I'm 30
Okay I've arrived at uni
Anyone here know how to script c#?
That looked like she hit him with a water balloon rather than pissed on him. Tickled my funny bone for some reason.
I'm at work :(
Smuggle with me
Oh okay than.
It's really tough than...... Ummm I wish I could help you out more but I'm out of ideas now. (For the time being.)
No.....Why would you think that?
>then at least consider the pain and suffering your family and love ones will have to endure as a result of your selfishness.
Only reason I haven't.
Hey there! How's work? Any good customers?
I have already made 2 examinations. Don't make me do a 3rd one.
Appreciated. Thank you. I'll send that chibi over to Eu so that it gets included in the next version.
Oh, hello there.
Things have been rather bleak, but I'm alright. I'm alive. Thank you for asking.
How're you, Hanako?
At least you understand me in my tiredness ;0;
I work in a group home in the mornings
Its okay bb
I haven't seen Eu in a while. How is he?
It's okay don't try. Jaja
Are you feeling sleepy?
Busting heads with friends
I think I like snuggling with you. You're so...
Going to do some reading. Pardon any slowness in response time or whatever.
Well feel free to come and snuggle anytime you want cutie~
Busy with school, trying to find a job. I'm unsure beyond that.
Ah that's good! How is it working there?
Lol ok. I thought everyone was speaking some language that others didn't know of is what I thought was happening.
I need to work in about 6 hours to I need to sleep. Be sleeping soon.
I'm done with Nostalgia for Infinity.
Overall, decent shoegaze record. I still think that Ceres and Calipso in the Deep Time and Hidden Lands are better.
My Spiral Arm is favorite track.
>trying to find a job
>tfw employed by the state
Don't worry! I can't lose all my family and friends in a short amount of time right? Right?
I'm about to sleep. 10 more minutes for me. I wish I could stay up like you.
Mine is completely different. Jaja
About to sleep myself.
Life is too interesting and short to end it prematurely, might as well sit it out
Also, if I'm gone who will take care of my little sister?
However that part about losing family fast is something I'll have to confirm as possible. My family was decimated in the span of a few weeks
>who will take care of my little sister
How's life for you today? Didn't you get the day off today or am I remembering that incorrectly?
You better back the fuck off you little cunt or I swear I'll bite your fucking throat open and pour honey down the wound if you get anywhere near my little sister
>what video games do black men play?
Good morning Kagami
Nigga you're on the other side of the planet
I don't even have to try
Working on the game (you just lost) like always
Trying to figure out wether I should use raycast or instantiate for my grappling hook in c#
I have no idea which one will give me more problems down the road
can't relate to that, just watch a bunch of anime until you find the one
That's too bad then. Good thing it's Friday
>I don't work on weekends
Lucky you. Development keeps going 24/7 here
damnit....you lost too though
i honestly have no idea what either of those are, but instantiate sounds cooler!!!
Instanciate spawns an instance of an object that can collide with things
raycast shoots a straight ray that can trigger colliders
Both are just a way to trigger a negative explosionForce that hurls you towards the trigger, thus simulating a grappling hook
quality trips anon
Good luck out there Galko
Don't you have siblings Kirino?
Seems lonely to be the only child, even though I was pretty neglected being the middle child
I have an older half sister she doesn't live with me.. thats about it.
It really is pretty lonely, I've only really grown to realise it would have been nice to have a younger sibling.
I'll see ya later and take care.
>decide to start playing dank souls
>attack guy after finishing opening area
>still tries to kill me
>have to restart over again because of my stupid curiosity
>5'7 old man fister claim
I have an older brother but he was exiled a few years, came back from the dead and is now suing my mom for cash
I don't like my dad and I hate my stepmom with a passion
I love my mom but she is mentally unstable as fuck and says some bad shit
I realy only have my little sister. Too bad I only see her in the weekends
Oh shit nice quads
Right at the top of the front page, you guys make this easy for me. How is it that I can sleep even a little less than I usually would and some of you are still on here when I go to bed and when I wake up? Do y'all ever sleep?
Also daily nyanpasu
sleep is for the weak!!!!!
Hello leg lad
What's up Renge?
>Do y'all ever sleep?
How dare you censor those legs?
I have a younger sister and an older brother. We go drinking sometimes. Mother's dead and father's in the hospital.
Blah, blah I'm attention whoring again.
oh man :(
Thats a new pic!
How is it going for you?
>Blah, blah I'm attention whoring again
like everyone else.
Okay, I'm going to take that one as a no.
Also not much, I just woke up and I'm getting ready for work.
All of us sleep. Some people are just more subtle about when they're doing it.
I used to have my sleep broken up to three naps over a day. Two two hours, one four hour. It let me convince people that i wasn't sleeping for about a month. Slightly amusing.
Best wifu, always noticing me, telling me that a new settlement needs our help.
Good afternoon. :)
I was on my way home so I couldn't answer earlier sorry >.>
Well it's on topic so not so much attention whoring
Good thing you're getting along with both your siblings. My brother is a fucking piece of shit that never did anything for us
I'm skimming the manga for pics now. A bit small but tons of great waifu material
Anyways, I got stuff to do tonight. I'll catch most of you later.
how have i not done this today
>ruri a best
there we go
Thats accurate because 'Homura' means flame and in my country 'chama' means that as well.
Oh, where do you live then if I may ask?
Portugal, land of godtier beaches, gastronomy and lazy asses.
>dressing up for the school
Drop the gastronomy and you have Greece.