Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>Rules and shit
Laser eyes edition
>>684086402
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here. Back from eating outside.
>So full...
You should consider suicide!
Iowa claim.
>>684086150
Sorry I make ya feel that way buddy.
>>684086456
I consider it often.
still here
>>684086255
20 but birthday coming up. Still young
>>684086288
How do I make them eat me though? They leave at the sight of me.
>>684086255
>>684086288
>>684086411
>3dubs, still no dubs for me.
Where are my dubs!?
Dubless claim
I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own hentai girl
Masturbate to cartoons
>>684086456
You know, that's rather endemic around here. I think i'll pass, because i'm a rebel and like to be different.
Akiko claimed
I'm really in doubt here
Should I just delete my facebook? I never use it for anything. I really only have it so people would stop saying "hurr durr you don't have a fb? come on man its 2014". I feel like it should've died a long time ago. I really only check for messages once every week and follow iflscience
Also there's this guy who just got dumped and he's wallowing in self-pity, which I despise but it's pretty funny because his english is so broken. Posting shit like "Apples.. someone said i have a neck " and "I wish all this crap ends, all this hell and all this hurt.. I don't know what I did for this but hell. Isn't here any medicine for make you discard bad memories? Hell."
>thanks google translate
Anyone else here who deleted theirs?
Claiming sexy Korra as my waifu
>>684086671
looks like a man in that pic
>>684086661
I only keep my FB for stupid memes and some offers from games. Nothing more than that really.
Madoka is mine
>>684086456
>>684086741
Lol cartoons can have bad angles I guess cause she's one of the sexiest female anythings ever
>>684086661
One of my buddies deleted his 3 times now. He always winds up getting bitched in to making another. He's given up now.
Quite comical, in my opinion.
>>684086605
I don't know. Since they don't seem to want to murder you on sight, try making one your pet. Maybe put a saddle on it and try to ride it.
>>684086605
Shit dude, I'm like 29 close to 30 now.
Claimed.
>>684086150
I do! Got quads, trips, and dubs!
>>684085987
Have any favorite subject?
>>684086456
Not today or ever, Syndra.
>>684086661
Same for me. I say go ahead. I can't mine because I got some people that are cool. But I rarely use F.B. In fact I haven't in months.
>>684086456
Tried and failed.
>>684086634
Good to know, I geso
>>684086661
I still have mine. The only reason I haven't deleted mine is because I'm such a lazy person I don't get around to doing it because it takes to much effort.
>>684086886
Next one that I see that doesn't run away will be mine.
>>684086957
Fuck! My bad! I know I shouldn't believe everything I hear but I can't help it!
>>684086800
>checked
>game requests
Why?
>>684086867
That's not Korra
>>684086886
>>684087173
I'm not vulnerable to group pressure but sometimes you'll even need it for work
As you said, I'll probably get bitched into making another one
>>684087285
I actually get messages quite often but it' always meaningless shit
Off to uni now, back in 10
>>684087357
Like the free shit in League or smite is what I'm referring to. I don't do facebook games lol.
I have some options right now.
Should I listen to Nostalgia for Infinity or watch anime?
Good morning.
>>684087173
Historys ok but I dont know
>>684087560
If odds you watch anime if evens you listen to that.
>>684087357
Jobs do take a look at your profile (so I'm told) I guess its ok to keep since you're not post pics of you drinking and sexing and such.
>>684087173
Even you know this
>inb4 still no dubs
>>684087583
Good evening.
>>684087844
Fuck me, numbers must hate me today
>ika
>>684087844
There ya go kiddo. Have fun with double numbers.
>>684087810
That settles it then.
See you in a bit.
>Fubuki claimed
>>684087844
Ayy. How is your day going?
>>684088001
Enjoy.
>>684088027
Fubuki-chan!
>>684088027
Good evening, lovely lady.
>>684087560
Whatever I guess.
>>684087583
Morgen!
>>684087584
History is fun to learn. I prefer learning about WWII. An archeologists maybe?
>>684087844
Boom, there you go!
>hilarious impact font meem
>>684088217
>mfw people confuse image macros with memes
>mfw it's actually pronounced may-may
>mfw I have no face
>>684088191
Bom dia!
>>684088191
I want to work alone but that seems impossible
>>684088155
Today has been... Quite entertaining. yeah...
>>684088191
Here's to more/less dubs!
>>684088343
>meem
>meme
theres a difference silly
>>684088425
https://youtu.be/ejSRqO74Lik
>>684088525
>not using superior video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA
>>684088652
WEW
E
W
LAD
A
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https://blazeti.me/wewlad/
>>684088343
i thought it was me me... whatever. Its a made up word fae git
>>684088344
Vach'mi cha'unjin?
>>684088346
Same too. Not much jobs that you can work alone in history....
>>684088374
More!!!
>>684088741
What that website is doing to my scrollbar is fucking triggering me so hard. Lol
>>684088770
be a janitor for a museum
history+solitude
win
>>684088913
its malware
>>684088965
I'm sure.
>>684088770
Not sure of many jobs in general give that
https://youtu.be/BXhgtO1IBwA
It's funny! I hope you'll think the same.
>>684088965
http://piv.pivpiv.dk/
I'm so tired =_=
>>684088770
>google translate can't help me
Suponho que seja um tudo bem, nesse caso sim está um belo dia! E contigo?
>>684088770
I originally went for more but then remembered that today isn't dub day so I added less right after.
>>684089097
Hello!
>>684089097
go to bed then
>>684089097
then go to bed
>>684089097
Oh, you poor thing.
>Want a hug?
>>684089061
vpn, tor, linux
>>684089049
Oh look its Tyler in that vid.
>>684089109
Is that portugays?
>>684089221
Popping up just to tell someone to go to bed? The fuck Barry. I figured you had left lol
>>684089049
Oh, look. Violence masked as comedy.
>>684089061
I feel like I just went 10 years back in time.
>>684089447
I told you its ancient elvish.
>>684089493
After further further inspection it seems that you are correct. Again. How could I forget?
>>684088927
This!!!!
>>684089014
I'm sure there is. Like being a electrician, law enforcement, or owning a store..... Not much, now that I have thought of it.
>>684089109
Vach! Tzethe'bu'ne? Tzet api'.
>>684089139
Eithet way you'll get them!
>>684089645
What kind of inspection did you do?
>>684089686
You're just fucking with me now aren't you?
>>684089686
Uncle died as an electrician, dont think I want to be a police officer im not imposing, and i dont know if i can even run a store
>>684089316
Yes! I knew someone would recognize him!
>>684089493
http://z0r.de/181
>>684089686
Puo unire con te?
>>684089853
The same one I did last time. None
>>684089977
I'm tempted to ask where you're even pulling these out of, Tats.
I think for my own sanity, i won't though.
>>684089452
I'm always watching~ Although now I'm going to bed myself because jesus christ it's 3:20 and I stayed up far too late.
>>684090162
Lol. Alright. Have a good night.
>Shizu
>>684090162
Goodnight, anon
>I bid you good dreams and dank memes
>>684090093
https://i.4cdn.org/f/i%20really%20enjoyed%20the%20pissing%20scene.swf
>>684089853
Ama! Akateko chash'vo'chean. Tzet ack' idoma......
>>684089923
Oh, I'm sorry to have heard that. Running a store is easy, not needing lots of knowledge about business.
>>684090059
Tzetal?
>>684090365
Hahahaha what the fuck. Straight explosion.
10/10 would whatever that was again.
Please respect the wishes of it's creator and stop editing the /waifu/ beach image. Versions made by anyone besides Eu will be disregarded as both unofficial and rubbish.
claiming sonoshee
>>684090398
Dont be I hardly knew him. I dont know
>>684090398
I have no idea I thought it was ancient elvish.
Jibril claim
>>684090521
And i'll refute none of that. I made an edit because someone asked.
I have no interest in working on it more.
>>684090521
The V.I.G.I.L unit.
Say, how have you been?
>>684090755
Good evening, angel.
>>684090517
?
>for some people in here
http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/How-to-Slit-Your-Wrists.html
>>684089977
>checked and kek'd
Whenever when Tats posts stuff like this I hope I'll still be like this when I'm 30
Okay I've arrived at uni
Anyone here know how to script c#?
>>684090863
That looked like she hit him with a water balloon rather than pissed on him. Tickled my funny bone for some reason.
>>684089139
Hey squiddo.
>>684089174
I'm at work :(
>>684089225
Smuggle with me
>>684090965
I blame SA.
>>684090690
Oh okay than.
It's really tough than...... Ummm I wish I could help you out more but I'm out of ideas now. (For the time being.)
>>684090716
No.....Why would you think that?
>>684090965
Nope.. Sorry.
>>684091312
Gladly.
>Tender cuddles
>>684090921
>then at least consider the pain and suffering your family and love ones will have to endure as a result of your selfishness.
Only reason I haven't.
>>684091312
Hey there! How's work? Any good customers?
>>684091384
I have already made 2 examinations. Don't make me do a 3rd one.
>>684091312
my bad
>>684091384
its alright
>>684090819
Appreciated. Thank you. I'll send that chibi over to Eu so that it gets included in the next version.
>>684090835
Oh, hello there.
Things have been rather bleak, but I'm alright. I'm alive. Thank you for asking.
How're you, Hanako?
>>684091460
At least you understand me in my tiredness ;0;
>Snuggling
>>684091556
I work in a group home in the mornings
>>684091633
Its okay bb
>>684091640
I haven't seen Eu in a while. How is he?
>>684091556
It's okay don't try. Jaja
>>684091633
Are you feeling sleepy?
>>684091640
Busting heads with friends
>>684091866
I think I like snuggling with you. You're so...
>soft
>like marshmallow
Going to do some reading. Pardon any slowness in response time or whatever.
>>684092135
Well feel free to come and snuggle anytime you want cutie~
>>684091898
Busy with school, trying to find a job. I'm unsure beyond that.
>>684091866
Coffee?
>>684092123
Im fine.
>>684091866
Ah that's good! How is it working there?
>>684092123
Lol ok. I thought everyone was speaking some language that others didn't know of is what I thought was happening.
I need to work in about 6 hours to I need to sleep. Be sleeping soon.
I'm done with Nostalgia for Infinity.
Overall, decent shoegaze record. I still think that Ceres and Calipso in the Deep Time and Hidden Lands are better.
My Spiral Arm is favorite track.
>>684092394
>trying to find a job
>tfw employed by the state
Feels good.
>>684092563
Don't worry! I can't lose all my family and friends in a short amount of time right? Right?
>>684092460
I'm about to sleep. 10 more minutes for me. I wish I could stay up like you.
>>684092489
Mine is completely different. Jaja
About to sleep myself.
>>684093065
its alright
I hate mornings.
>>684093661
Me too.
Also, good morning.
>>684092812
Life is too interesting and short to end it prematurely, might as well sit it out
Also, if I'm gone who will take care of my little sister?
However that part about losing family fast is something I'll have to confirm as possible. My family was decimated in the span of a few weeks
>>684093661
Hey Galko
>>684093762
Good morning.
>>684093821
Hi Akiko.
>>684093821
>who will take care of my little sister
*Raises hand*
Look at what I found.
>>684092488
kagami claimed!!
>>684093967
How's life for you today? Didn't you get the day off today or am I remembering that incorrectly?
>>684094046
You better back the fuck off you little cunt or I swear I'll bite your fucking throat open and pour honey down the wound if you get anywhere near my little sister
>>684094181
>what video games do black men play?
kek
>>684094203
Good morning Kagami
>>684094312
>try to stop me
>>684094312
morning!! how are you doing today???
>tfw no waifu
>>684094312
Nope. I don't work on weekends, though.
>>684094391
Nigga you're on the other side of the planet
I don't even have to try
>>684094484
Working on the game (you just lost) like always
Trying to figure out wether I should use raycast or instantiate for my grappling hook in c#
I have no idea which one will give me more problems down the road
>>684094565
can't relate to that, just watch a bunch of anime until you find the one
>>684094567
That's too bad then. Good thing it's Friday
>I don't work on weekends
Lucky you. Development keeps going 24/7 here
>>684094716
damnit....you lost too though
i honestly have no idea what either of those are, but instantiate sounds cooler!!!
Quality thread OP
I'm going to work now.
>have some tits
>>684094716
shieeet
Yo, I claim for my waifu Senjougahara Hitagi. But I don't wanna go lookin for a pic of that bitch right now, cause I'm high as fuck.
>>684094853
Instanciate spawns an instance of an object that can collide with things
raycast shoots a straight ray that can trigger colliders
Both are just a way to trigger a negative explosionForce that hurls you towards the trigger, thus simulating a grappling hook
>>684095000
quality trips anon
>>684095043
Good luck out there Galko
>>684095136
Don't you have siblings Kirino?
Seems lonely to be the only child, even though I was pretty neglected being the middle child
>>684094904
>>684095273
I have an older half sister she doesn't live with me.. thats about it.
It really is pretty lonely, I've only really grown to realise it would have been nice to have a younger sibling.
>>684093334
I'll see ya later and take care.
>>684095555
>>684095555
Quads are a great way to end the day.
>lurk
>decide to start playing dank souls
>attack guy after finishing opening area
>kills me
>respawn
>still tries to kill me
>have to restart over again because of my stupid curiosity
>5'7 old man fister claim
>>684095412
I have an older brother but he was exiled a few years, came back from the dead and is now suing my mom for cash
I don't like my dad and I hate my stepmom with a passion
I love my mom but she is mentally unstable as fuck and says some bad shit
I realy only have my little sister. Too bad I only see her in the weekends
>>684095555
>checked
Oh shit nice quads
>claiming yume
Right at the top of the front page, you guys make this easy for me. How is it that I can sleep even a little less than I usually would and some of you are still on here when I go to bed and when I wake up? Do y'all ever sleep?
Also daily nyanpasu
>>684096439
sleep is for the weak!!!!!
meowning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNlUgCPDRik
>>684096439
Whats sleep?
>>684096383
Hello leg lad
>>684096439
What's up Renge?
>Do y'all ever sleep?
What's sleep?
>>684096537
How dare you censor those legs?
>>684096301
I have a younger sister and an older brother. We go drinking sometimes. Mother's dead and father's in the hospital.
Blah, blah I'm attention whoring again.
>>684096439
Insert never sleeping joke here
>>684096537
oh man :(
>>684096775
Thats a new pic!
How is it going for you?
>>684096775
What?
>>684096800
>Blah, blah I'm attention whoring again
like everyone else.
>>684096439
the ride never ends
So that the world might be mended...
>>684096527
>>684096537
>>684096775
>>684096840
>>684096971
Okay, I'm going to take that one as a no.
Also not much, I just woke up and I'm getting ready for work.
>sleepy rattle
>>684097080
All of us sleep. Some people are just more subtle about when they're doing it.
I used to have my sleep broken up to three naps over a day. Two two hours, one four hour. It let me convince people that i wasn't sleeping for about a month. Slightly amusing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JREjbvpQQfs
Best wifu, always noticing me, telling me that a new settlement needs our help.
>>684088155
Homura-chama!
>>684088189
Good afternoon. :)
I was on my way home so I couldn't answer earlier sorry >.>
>>684096800
Well it's on topic so not so much attention whoring
Good thing you're getting along with both your siblings. My brother is a fucking piece of shit that never did anything for us
>>684096931
Good, good
I'm skimming the manga for pics now. A bit small but tons of great waifu material
Anyways, I got stuff to do tonight. I'll catch most of you later.
Ciao
how have i not done this today
>ruri a best
there we go
>>684097751
>chama
Thats accurate because 'Homura' means flame and in my country 'chama' means that as well.
>>684098040
Oh, where do you live then if I may ask?
>>684098040
<3
https://youtu.be/Xq76aQRmbQA
>>684098300
Portugal, land of godtier beaches, gastronomy and lazy asses.
>>684086402
Kys faggots
>dressing up for the school
>>684098412
Drop the gastronomy and you have Greece.
>>684098690
Loli?
>Mi Liufag
>>684098762
Above loli age, but the character design sure looks like one.
Legal loli.
>>684098690
Pretty much... but as much as we have corruption and finance problems you're still worse than us in that aspect.
>>684098405
Noice song.
>>684098690
Drop the beaches and gastronomy and you have Latvia.
{Kys}
>>684099073
add 300 lbs to the lazy asses and you have the u,s,
