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Waifu thread

>Claim a waifu
>Rules rules rules
>Rules rules
>Rules
>Do the thing
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hi
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>>684019316
Prinz ^
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I suppose I'm here.
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Claimed.
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claim hello all
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>>684018915
Not sure yet. I might go to the arcade Saturday I'm not positive.
>blueberry crisp
C.. Can you share?

>>684019256
That's awesome! I'll check look for those too

>>684019316
Heh, just this once~
>tight hugs
<3

>>684019406
<3

>>684019329
Hi
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>>684019245
best girl claimed!
>>684019406
i seriously love that image in a way i can't describe
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shiro reporting in: lurking edition.
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>>684018857
Fine you can look but no touching!

>>684018971
Hmmm alright captain, I will figure out something I promise

>>684019117
Excuse you I can do whatever I want smug!
>Small
>Delusional
Are you trying to start a fight with me?

Rikka claimed and giving out hugs!
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Claiming foxy grandpa
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Based on Emi's earlier statements, I've decided I'll ask some waifu-related questions. If you were to have a limited amount of time to spend with your waifu, what would you do?

>>684019469
Aren't you always?

>>684019533
If I knew where you were to share it, I totally would. I don't think there even is an arcade around here or else I'd hit it up.

Also claimed.
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>>684019469
I suppose you are

>>684019533
pinz
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Your waifu doesn't exist.
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>>684019245
>Claim a waifu
Anna Kendrick. She has nice "Cups".
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>>684019612
oogling intensifies
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>>684019533
So..~
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>>684019772
neither do i
>>684019533
hi
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>>684019612
Okay! Use them wisely :)
Any plans this weekend?
>more hugs

>>684019693
Aww okay.
>question
Well.. Treat her to dinner of course! And hugs

>>684019717
Yuuko!!!! How are you beautiful?
>happy hugs

>>684019975
T.. That's a nice butt

>>684020099
How are you
>double dubs checked
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>>684019693
Run around and play frisbee and probably just cuddle a bunch and stroke her hair. Honestly I think that would make me pretty damn happy
>Kud Claim
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>>684020099
Not that it matters anyways. Existence is meaningless.
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>>684020184
i'm ok
you?
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>>684019951
Noticed
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>>684020184
It's your butt now, if you wanna accept <3
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>>684019909
Disgusting

>>684019951
ruri

>>684020184
Oh shit you're excited!
It's only me.
I'm fine thank you for asking. You're great too.
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>>684020257
>cuddle a bunch and stroke her hair
this tbh
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>>684019693
Shh, we try not to let them know that.
>Limited time with your waifu
Uhh, well shit I mean I don't know, Juri would probably end up just killing me or something.
>>684019717
Beautiful cinnabun, I'm here for you.
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That was a good shower, now just waiting on pizza and beer.

>>684020457
last seen 5 hours ago
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>>684019533
>posting lewd pics of your waifu

Absolutely haram.
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kagami claimed
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Dio-sama...

shitty old laptop blue screened for the 828th time
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>>684019245
are we doing the death robot thing?
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>>684020782
That's not even lewd though
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>>684020817
Damn it, why are you everywhere I go?
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>>684020585
In your case perhaps the limited time would be a good thing.

>>684020184
Where are you anyway, Prinz? I never know what timezone you occupy.

>>684020257
That sounds really cute, kud.

>>684020804
Kagami! How was your day?

Also
>>684020887
>>684020804
>>684020457
>>684020429
see >>684019693
I want responses here.
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>>684019472
>boops

>>684019612
Am I?

>>684020184
That's adorable

>>684020804
Haven't seen you all day

>>684020887
No. We're getting you two shipped soon
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>>684020804
You should do what Kagami is doing in that pic.
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>>684020425
Pretty good! Gonna claim a waifu or stay anonymous?

>>684020457
O.. Oh my.. That's a generous offer.. I'll have to think about that

>>684020478
>it's only you
What? Im glad to see you!
>more hugs

>>684020782
What? That's not even that lewd

>>684020817
Kek rip. What was the error message?

>>684020887
>Suprise hugs
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>>684020887
We're doing the thing. Whatever that means
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>>684021039
It's nothing simple like hypnosis or super speed.
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>>684019923
Oh god too close!

>>684020184
Hmmmm this weekend. Wellll tomorow I am suppose to see civil war with a friend then I work saturday and I am off Sunday, not sure what I am doing sunday though, what about you? Anything awesome?!?

>>684021075
I think you are and youre going to regret it
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>>684019693
What wouldn't i do to her~

>>684020585
As always. your presence is appreciated

>>684021086
>hugs
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>>684020429
>Reconocido
>

>>684020478
Moonpie.
>but not really

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tWFQ3tChJ4
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>>684021086
stay as anon, prob and lurk, mainly the lurking part
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>>684021086
Trips and some booty, think about it Prinz~
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>>684021209
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>>684021074
>Implying I wouldn't want to be brutally murdered by my waifu, who is absolute perfection in my eyes

If it was by her hand(or rather, foot)I would willingly accept death a thousand times over.
>>684021274
Hearing this makes me happy.
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>>684021074
US Eastern Time. You?

>>684021075
Aww, thanks :)
What about you?

>>684021209
Awesome! I hope you like the movie! I'm not doing much, really. Probably arcade and then anime

>>684021274
>more hugs

>>684021354
Okay! Feel Free to claim at any time
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>>684021086
They're always different, althought the two that pop the most often are "Memory_management" and something along the words of "IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_EQUAL" I stopped caring about the errors, but it still realy frustrates me.
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>motherly mouse
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>>684019245
LEAFY GOT SO ROASTED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
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>>684021156
Are you mocking me you bloodsucking freak?
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>>684021074
RUN LIKE A MOFOCKA!
Seriously, running is what we both like most, it'd be heaven.
Also, depending on how much time I have, I'd take her to the cinema or something like that. I want my time with her to be enjoyable and meaningful.
After she leaves, I'd off myself, because why live.
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>>684021483
Also EST, GAfag here. Maybe I can send you some cookies with a hug or something, Prinz.

>>684021454
Man, I just want to hug my waifu and take a long walk, but if dying beneath her foot is your thing then I hope you go out happy.
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>>684020940
>>684021086
It is lewd. My waifu is the purest of all waifus and thus anything less than fully clothed is too lewd for her.

I understand if your waifu is a slut and likes to have lewd pictures of her posted though, ohoho~
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>>684021530
yes
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>>684021074
my day has been getting better!! how about your renge???
>all of the lovey dovey stuff, and just make her have a great time
>>684021075
yeah....i kinda went to a dark place for a while lol, how are you doing shinoa???
>>684021083
drink a glass of nothing??? i mean...i can try kek
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>>684021538
Here's a gif, and no, besides I believe Jonathan is the hottest Joestar there is,

>Dio
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>>684021794
She's wonderful.
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>>684019693
what wouldn't i do?
>>684021086
wow spooked me there
>hugs
>>684021075
at least wait until 4 am
>>684021123
ok
>if dubs we do the thing next bread aswell
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>>684021755
how is a sweater lewd, she's just chilling eating ice cream in comfy clothes like what
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Curie claimed

was feeling bad today, went to fye and bought 4 cds, feel much better.
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>>684021700
We've all gotta die sometime. If I could choose my death in that fashion, I think it'd be the first time I'd have felt joy again in years. To be valiantly slain is an honor, not a curse.
>In reality this is how it would probably go
>Juri absolutely hates sappy, sweet shit like walks or hugs
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>>684021209
>
Can you really?

>>684021322
I got into Elyon beats not too long ago. Here's my fav by them
https://youtu.be/0scm3HEhJYY

>>684019693
Fap or sleep

>>684021483
Shinoa is either cute or smug of course!

>>684021530
What up?

>>684021755
No waifu is pure

>>684021838
>dark place
>hello darkness my old friend kek
I'm good and tired my dude
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The rules are getting stranger.

Rory claimed.
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>>684021838
You can clearly see some milk in there.
>i kinda went to a dark place for a while lol
To the batcave?!
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>>684022135
>No waifu is pure
o rly
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>>684022227
Hey Rory! Your build is coming along nicely in ds3
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>>684022135
objection, my waifu is pretty damn pure
look at that face.
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>>684021451
I.. I'll think about it.. I need time. I'm overwhelmed in that booty right now
>hnng

>>684021516
>memory management
So you probably need to change / upgrade the RAM in your laptop. It's not too hard, just buy new LAPTOP ram sticks (Don't buy desktop) and replace em if they're not soldered in.
The other one I haven't heard of. Ill look it up

>>684021700
Oh nice! MDfag over here. I would love that!
>but I won't give anyone here my address for obvious reasons

>>684021946
This

>>684021937
S.. Sorry!
>apology hugs

>>684022135
Hehe, I was talking about the question silly~
>>684019693

>>684022227
>5 off
Hi Rory! How are you?
>tight hugs
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>>684022227
You think so?
I imagine that's my fault. Sorry or something!
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>>684022227
Things have gotten stranger and stranger ever since the threads went 24/7.
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hey hey
hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey
hey hey HEY HEY hey hey
heeeey hey hey
hey hey heeey
hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
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>>684021670
I have something fun to tell you, 4 of the last 6 muslim rulers of the Empire of Hispania have died in battle against christians fighting holy wars, the last guy was ousted by a revolt and the current guy is also facing a revolt that could oust him. They only own two of the four duchies in Aragon and two counties in one of the other duchies of that kingdom. All other territory is owned by christians and I'm about to kick the French out of Navarra and Castille. If things keep going the way they are by 1100 or shortly after I should own all of Hispania.
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>>684021670
I figured that would be your answer. Rather, I was hoping so.

>>684021838
It was solid, just a plain old day for me. What were you up to?

>>684021322
Chill beats, Ruri. I enjoyed that.

>>684021755
Hey man, do you see any lewds here?

>>684022102
That's fair. I'd prefer to go a little more peacefully, though.

>>684022227
>so close
How are you, Rory?

>>684022135
Why not both

>>684022447
Entirely understandable

>>684022566
MOOGS
what up my dude
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>>684022135
100% fresh squeezed pure waifu
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>>684022566
hi
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everyone on 4chan

I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
I've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you again --
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I don't like people but I think I could pretend --
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
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>>684022532
As much as im a purple lover I need to admit orange looks great on Juri.
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Late Yuuki claim. How's everyone?
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>>684021889
Well, that's not really surprising considering you stole his body. But I'll have you know I'm just as sexy if not sexier than my grandpa
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>>684022447
No need to think Prinzy baby.
Just dive in and get some <3
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>>684019245
wtf is wrong with its face
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>>684022387
Sounds good, although the clothes might be a bit hard
>>684022450
Nah, I guess we should know the rules by now.
>>684022447
>>684022640
Ive been better. Today just feels bad because its slow.
>>684022532
At least Im not here 24/7, only as long as I can keep my workload up
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soooo whats /waifu/ up to tonight aside from shitposting and hitting on frog girls?
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>>684021453
Oh no please dont do that!

>>684021483
Arcade?!? Like an arcade arcade or one of those wanna be arcades?? Does it have street fighter third strike!?

>>684022135
Oh hell yeah I can, Imma hit you with my shield!!
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>>684022135
same here, im gonna try multiple times to try and get to sleep tonight kek, did you have any exams today???
>>684022260
that's just an optical illusion kek
and yes....i did go to the bat cave!!!
>>684022640
not too much, just trying to figure some stuff out, you meet any qt 3.14's to talk to yet???
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>>684022640
AYY what's poppin
I had to go to an hour long chorus concert because my sister in is chorus so I ended up not getting home until like 8:30

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=22fnP_APuTM

>>684022723
Hey
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>>684023001
I'm super busy.

Super busy being bored.
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>>684022640
Yeah...

>>684022775
Good, you?

>>684022849
I Uh.... Uh.... I.. I don't think I can at the moment..

>>684023043
Its like a vidya store / arcade. It has some nice bemani machines so I go there to play em

>>684022984
Ah okay. I hope you feel better soon
>Want a hug?
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>>684022333
>tfw no one checks 'em
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>>684022135
>what up?
Just relaxing.
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>>684022984
I will take a cap once I am done with dinner
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>>684022532
Still the biggest mistake

But i did get to meet you because of it.
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>>684022227
Sup smuggler

>>684022333
>>684022429
>>684022656
Shall we go to r34?

>>684022447
Already answered bb

>>684022566
here come that boi

>>684022640
Interdasting. Sleep fapping

>>684023043
Umbrella. It's an umbrella..

>>684023191
Art was ez m8. Getting little sleep this week?
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Well that's the last time I play top lane
That's just has the most boring way to waste your free time
Why do so many people want toplane?
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I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
I've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you again --
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I don't like people but I think I could pretend --
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend
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>>684022640
Nothing wrong with that, either. That's the beauty about people; unique tastes and all that shit. I can respect a non-violent death as well.
>>684022753
Heh, there was only 3 color palettes I truly liked using with Juri's default outfit. Her standard purple black, the orange setup you see before you, and the cobalt blue palette.
>I'm happy to see you have great taste
>>684022984
Neither am I, I'm only here when I'm off work or have a few days off with nothing to do.
>This place helps keep me distracted from the torturous wait of August
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Respect my waifu faggots
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>>684023339
Prinzy baby <3
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>>684022447
To be honest, I'm not very interested into trying to fix this laptop, it's makes a good amount of years that I've had it and it's not that great. Besides I'm trying to get a strong computer to be able to play games that demands more from a PC

>>684022819
Idk mang, Jonathan ripped a giant metal necklace in half, I think thats pretty hot.
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>>684023793
I'd respect you more if you posted in-character.
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>>684023401
Chilling n killing?

>>684023622
Had to look it up and I don't know own anything about league
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>>684023599
yeah, i didn't sleep at all yesterday....hopefully i can catch up over the weekend!!!
>art was my worse subject kek
>>684023338
>pats for kyo
you don't have any games to play???
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>>684023646
10/10 i cri

>>684023793
Is this the Snake anon with the plan to make 4chan great again?
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>>684023043
too late!
>>684023338
me fucking tooo!!!
>Asuka
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>>684022606
FRENCHIES BTFO!
MOORS BTFO!
Git out of Hispania!
No muslim can ever resist for long in our sacred lands! You are making me feel extra patriotic, Holst!
Having all of Hispania by 1100 is quite impressive, we couldn't reconquer modern Spain until almost 400 years later kek. How are the Byzantines doing?
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>>684023001
You really captured my only plans. I'll probably keep watching Toradora, that's about all.

>>684022984
What time is it for you? And I hate that feeling, especially at work. It just makes everything agonizing.

>>684023191
Nigga if more than one girl gets within 10 feet of me in the course of a month I'm doing well
I am nowhere near meaning any qt 3.14s

>>684023337
Nothing much bud, just chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool, etc. I used to do band and chorus stuff back in school so I know how that is.

>>684023391
>late to the check party

>>684023599
I've had full conversations and walked around the house in my sleep so I suppose that's not too crazy.

>>684023622
Purely so that I can play Garen and crush people's dreams with the greatest of ease.

>>684023773
Honestly it's not that I necessarily want a nonviolent death, but if it is violent then I'd like it to be a very fast surprise kind, so it's over before I know it happens. I'm not afraid of death, just of suffering.

>>684023339
Really I just like giving desserts to people. It makes them happy to get them, makes me happy to give them. It's honestly my only mode of altruism.
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>>684024053
>Chilling
yes
>killing
no
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>>684024079
I should start Dragon Age Origins sooner or later, but I'm being super lazy about it.
I have games to play, just lazy I guess, so I'm sitting here doing nothing.

>>684024151
Eh, sucks, doesn't it?
>That filename, kek
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>>684024299
>Rule Britannia
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>>684023599
Oh I didn't see! That's nice.. I guess

>>684023930
Ooh okay! You building it or buying it pre-built?

>>684023851
F.. Froggo c.. Can I think a-about this first?

>>684024365
Aww that's sweet!
>pun intended
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>>684023930
How about this? This tickle your vampire fancy?
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>>684023339
>Bemani?
Whats dat??

>>684023599
Its not an umbrella it is a shield! A weapon that can stop any magic level 30 and below, I crafted it myself

>>684024151
Disgusting...
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>>684024576
>*triggered*

>Emi
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>>684022135
Elyon is pretty amazing, Roses got me into them.
Great taste, Shinoa.

>>684022640
I'm glad you did, Renge.
>People rarely like music without vocals, it seems.

My personal favorite
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVA44aaDyk
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>>684021755
you are trying to /r/ lewd pics of your waifu right? right?
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>>684019245
These waifus are shit OP!
I hope you like melons.
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>>684024934
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>>684024365
Only thing I'm actually pissed about is the fact that I'm still not coming home until 6:30 on Friday ;(
Don't know why I was thinking of that Come As You Are joke when I got here but whatever it doesn't matter
>Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Nice meme but seriously though I'm just chilling now
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C.C. Claim

>>684019693
Live with her until happily until I die. You said limited, you didn't say how long
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>>684024365
I'm watching bobs burgers atm because idk but yeah that sounds like my night too
>>684024499
thank you lol. i get all choked up when people notice my terribly lame joke filenames
>>684024682
you can not comprehend the boner that gave me
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>>684024365
>tfw online dating doesn't even help me
you don't know any from work or anything??? just walk up to them and show them a money clip kek
>>684024499
i know the feels....im kinda addicted to waifu thread too lol
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>>684024612
I might buy it pre-built depending on if I'm either feeling pretty lazy or if I'm just not patient enough. But building it is still a possibility, I'll wait later on to decide.

>>684024641
Not at all.
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>>684024999
checked
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>>684024934
I'm not huge on melons, but I love me some BBQ chicken wings.
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>>684025113
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>>684024365
Fair enough. I don't think anybody necessarily wants to suffer, but if I could be put down by my waifu then the pain would just turn into pleasure before I died.
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>>684025033
Hello CC

always good to see you even if our conversation usually trails off quickly.
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>>684025134
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>>684025174
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>>684024682
Bemani is a popular Japanese arcade game company. Their machines are really popular in Japan, but don't have that big of an audience in America for some reason. Their most popular games are Taiko, Jubeat (my favorite), Popn Music, and Sound Voltex. The genre they make is in the rythmn game genre, which is music games. They're Really fun and addicting

>>684025093
Okay! If you ever need help picking parts feel free to ask.
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>>684025220
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>>684025229
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>>684025093
Welp, I did all I could do.
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>>684024053
Short normie intro

You have a team of 5 people
there's 3 lanes where people go: top, bottom and mid
One of your teammates is confined alone to toplane, which is the most boring shit ever. No one cares about you whatsoever

>>684024365
I didn't even want top, but this other guy threatened to feed if I didn't give him mid. I had to go up against a toplane tryndamere. Oh boy so much fun. Just passively safe farming when all of a sudden enemy warwick comes and both just start pushing turret. I ping for help from my team but shaco decides wolves are more important. Warwick ults me and Trynd being trynd 1v1's me under my tower. Both walk away for free and push my turret. Team got pissed at me and everything went downhill from there. Typical game
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>>684025046
kek, you're welcome, I always look at filenames.

>>684025061
I can probably say the same.
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>>684024612
Mm.. I never said you couldn't.
I just hope I can find out soon <3
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>>684025243
It wont be anytime too soon anyways, maybe in 2-3 months.

>>684025356
You have to understand that as the great Dio an on I can only have the most refined tastes.
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>>684024079
Oh shit! How many hours without sleep?

>>684024365
That's some crazy shit. I read in a psychology text book that sleep sex is a legit thing. So sleep fap isn't too far

>>684024410
Aw come on!

>>684024612
Oh prinz. Don't take me too seriously

>>684024682
How about black demon series scytches?

>>684024869
Some anon posted here in thread and was like "hmm I like the jazz" Then the beat started and I was like "wow!"
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>>684025682
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>>684025537
Sorry for being a normie but that sounds like smite
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>>684025589
you are a saint! hows life?
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>>684025650
Oh you will, I promise :)

>>684025654
Okay! No problem

>>684025682
Heh, I didn't think you were serious with that
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>>684025864
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>>684025650
>that butt
yes
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>>684025589
they're comfy!!! and its fun talking with all different types of people!!! everyone is awesome here, and i love them!!
>>684025682
36 hours now....i don't feel tired at all though...
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>>684025992
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>>684025992
All yours~ <3
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>>684025046
Wait what? That scene or me saying disgusting??

>>684025243
Dude I love rhythm games! I wish I could play with you it sounds like so much fun!

>>684025682
Sounds powerful but I am sure I can defeat you!
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>>684024299
Especially when you consider its only been 50 years since the crusade for Portugal, its 1065 right now but the very earliest attempts at pushing the muslims out came from the Middle Francians and the French in the 900s but they didn't accomplish more than a duchy here and there. In 50 years I have undone an empire that had stood for about 200 years prior, so yeah within the next 35 years or so they should be completely destroyed.
The Byzantines are still there sort of. They've got a couple small kingdoms on the Black Sea but they just can't take anything in Anatolia so unless something happens with the muslims or the Pope decides to call up a crusade they're just gonna fade away eventually.
>>684024576
Don't worry the Scots are taking over all of Britannia currently, once I'm done with France though I'll cross the channel.
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>>684025654
Well... I can't really blame you for that.
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>>684025033
That's some sound logic there. I can't really put up much of an argument against that one.

>>684025061
Bro I work in a warehouse. There are literally no women. And I don't really do anything outside of work, so
Idk.

>>684025046
I don't know that I've ever seen more than two consecutive minutes of that show. How is it?

>>684025023
Why's that? And just gonna hang out here or got any other plans for the night.

>>684024612
Thankee, Prinz

>>684024869
I'm a big fan of instrumentals, been listening to a lot of that since I was just a wee babby. Actually haven't heard of this before, though, thank you for posting.

>>684025185
Well that's a good way to have it, then. What are your weekend plans, Juri?

>>684025682
I've probably humped some things in my sleep, I'm sure. Just gotta get that hand motion in there.

>>684025537
Shaco is the most cancerous champion in the game, don't even ask me to start ranting on that because I will. That said, I fucking love playing WW because it's just so mindless, and he's really not too much better on the cancer scale. Who were you playing into Trynd?

>>684025977
It is, though League came before Smite. DOTA was the original MOBA, starting as a custom mode on warcraft 3.
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>>684026163
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>>684026198
are the old melon shitposter as well?
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>>684025989
It's the usual, I can't really complain at the moment. What about you?

>>684026118
True true, I really enjoy talking with people here aswell.
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Going to sleep.
Good night /waifu/
>Yui
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>>684023529
I didn't even see this post
>Good thing I re-read the threads
You're just so perfect and pure, I do not deserve such words.
>Juri
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>>684025977
Smite is pretty much just third person League, or so I've heard. Maybe I should pick it up

>>684026270
Illaoi
It was that or Teemo and I never bothered to learn balls of cancer

>Shaco is the most cancerous champion in the game
200% agreed

>Akiko
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>>684025682
I don't like violence.
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>>684026270
>whys that?
Drivers ed
>got plans
Fuck no kek
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>>684026382
Goodnight!

>>684026495
Smite is great, the only MOBA I played for quite sometime, kek.

>Kyouko
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>>684026382
Good night Yui! Sleep well!

>>684026495
Never played Mahalo so I have no idea how that matchup goes.

>renge
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>>684026791
>>684026791
>>684026791
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>>684026270
Working, trying to not think about August, little more then that. I lead an incredibly uneventful life despite the money I make.
>What about your plans?
>Juri
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