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Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>No no no, you're doing it wrong
>Give me the controller.
>You're waifu a shit
Do the thing edition
>>684026133
T.. Thanks
>>684026163
Woah you do? What games do you play?
I wish I could play em with you too! It'd be so much fun!
>>684026270
You're welcome :)
>>684026382
Good night!
>sleepy hugs
>You're waifu a shit
guess I can't claim in this thread
Making a 20/20 claim.
>>684026791
doin a thing....
>>684026270
awwww, b-but you got too!!!! because i want you too!!!!
The foxy grandpa arrives
>>684026791
>Claim a waifu
>No no no, you're doing it wrong
>Give me the controller.
>You're waifu a shit
Do the thing edition
wtf is that dumb faggot shit OP? just post "waifu thread" next time and stop trying to fit in
Akiko claimed
She's mine
>>684026791
doing the thing
>OEWW
>>684026163
both. like you dont even understand lol
Kyouko claimed.
Intrusive suicidal thoughts are the best.
>>684026791
no you doing it wrong
>sachi claim
Shiro back just to say go to do some cleaning around house. If you guys sleep before I get back, have a warm and lengthy sleep. Jobs, don't stress out too much. By the way, watch Owari no Seraph. Great first 12 episodes.
a a a a a a a a a a a a a aA A A A A A A A A A
((hey everyone))
>>684027065
hugs
you need to talk?
>>684026843
You keep mentioning August. Who is that or what is happening in that month? Personally I've got nothing going on.
>>684026889
I wish I had a place with rhythm games around, I'm an absolute slut for those. Love em.
>>684027143
I'll look it up. Have fun cleaning, Shiro!
>>684027152
Howdy howdy
>>684026929
Hey Mirai
>>684025992
Nothing sexual must be done to the waifu!
>>684026118
Military life for you dude and get your sleep. You deserved it
>>684026163
Kids. So cute!
>>684026270
What have you hummed before?
>>684026270
>>684026495
Friend said smite is fun. Got interested because gods and all. Got bored really quick and discovered that MOBAs aren't my kind of game
>>684026382
Night yui!
>>684026500
You're too cute!
>>684026966
That's epic dude
As the night lingers on.
>>684027065
>>684026236
>>684026883
So, you now are the only big European Empire left. No one can oppose you, and the only threat are the Mongols, am I right?
>>684026889
Not trying to rush or anything~~
![748[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QtpA1Cg.png "748[1].png")
best
>>684027260
hey renge
>>684027143
Haven't watched the second season, but I'm sure it'll be damn good.
OK, now seriously, bye.
Took the wrong bus and now in a random city lost.
Also claim.
>>684027260
Juri's release for SFV is scheduled for sometime in August, per Capcom's orders. As someone who's been fighting with Juri for 6 years and who has also won locals and fight money matches with her, the separation is literally killing me inside.
>>684027262
thanks shinoa!!!! ill try to
how's your knuckle???
>>684027065
maybe its time
>>684026889
Yeah I do, I play Stepmania, I love Rock Band and Guitar hero, if I had anymore cool rythm games around here I would play them but everything around here kind of sucks!
>>684026969
Oh god heh well glad I can help in some way I guess
>>684027262
>Kids
You wont be calling me a kid when youre dead! Now to summon my ultimate beast!
Megumin claimed~
>>684027232
Yeah but I don't know what to say.
>>684027337
Suicide pact nao.
>>684027488
Yous in the wrong part of towns white boye
>>684027260
Really, you too? What games do you play?
>>684027382
O.. Oh my..
>>684027488
Oh No!!
>>684027617
Stepmania is fun too bad I suck at it :/
>>684027580
Maybe
.
>>684027636
megumin!!!!! im so happy to see you!!!!
how are you doing???
>>684027488
RIP
>>684027506
I see, I see. I can't say I've ever done much with fighting games, they're not quite my thing, so I haven't kept up with the news.
>>684027488
Where the hell did you wind up Ika?
>>684027430
How's your day been my dude?
>>684027262
Mainly my body pillow.
>>684027775
Any ones I can get my hands on, really. Very little in a more formal sense. Are there any you could recommend?
Motherly mouse.
>>684027488
I wish you best dude
>>684027617
you help in all the best ways!
>you are my favorite subject you know
>>684027740
would it be easier to talk on telegram?
>QueenAsuka
>>684027775
Like what you see~?
>>684028068
Woah seeing her drawn older like that is weird. But anyway, my day's been alright. Annoying apartment maintenance people were doing fire alarm inspection and testing today so that was an annoying few hours but now I have pizza and beer so all is right with the world. How're you?
>>684027372
Technically, France and Middle Francia still own at least one other kingdom each other than their named kingdom and France can raise upwards of around 22K soldiers, I can raise slightly over 50K so I could easily beat them but I'd still rather not fight them unless I'm going to be gaining a lot of territory, like two Spanish kingdoms for instance. I don't think even a sunni jihad could challenge me at this point but there's still a lot of work to be done and a lot of wars that need to be fought before I've got the territory I want, I'm actually about to take Middlesex which is the county London is a part of since my character's mom held it, so that's where I'm going to base my invasion of Britannia from.
>>684027847
Super exhausted tbh... But I'm so glad to see you too!!
>>684028068
For PC I'd recommend Stepmania, K-Shoot Mania (Need controller, costs about $200+), and Osu! (even though I don't really enjoy it anymore) . For iPad you can play Jubeat, Reflec-beat, Groove Coaster, and Deemo
>>684028166
I.. It's a fine butt.
>>684028302
Barry! bring back demos!
>>684027527
You will!! Lol I can fully curl it. Can't curl it tightly into a first cause it'll strech
>>684027617
>
>>684028068
Hope that the blonde haired vampire isn't here
>>684028337
how was work?? is that why you're exhausted??
im also tired as hell lol, i didn't sleep yesterday
>>684028161
I don't use telegram fam
>>684028586
post steam
say bb do you want to lay down with me
say bb do you want to lay down by my side
>>684028586
well is there anything in particular that is bothering you?
>>684028068
Kek that's fine, in all honesty there aren't too many people hyped for Juri's release, she's an incredibly difficult character who doesn't have shortcuts to "git gud" and who doesn't have super OP specials that do tons of damage for free. No, her damage comes from chaining multiple hits and canceling skills into other skills which requires lightning fast reflexes and inputs.
>My favorite type of rushdown character
>Cannot wait to start body bagging kids online with their lame Ryu, Bison, and Vega picks.
>>684028337
>>684028553
>>684027762
I-i'll leave immediately!
>>684027775
>>684027940
>>684028068
Ended up taking the wrong bus because a different bus came by at the same time my bus was supposed to so I assumed it was mine. Now... Here I am.
>>684028118
I just hope I don't get mugged.
Currently on a different bus hoping I can get to my city now.
>>684028397
Okay okay, I'll stop now.
>>684028487
tfw being asked to bring back another poster but is not cared about himself
>>684028676
No u.
>>684028695
Existing is a chore right now and it makes me sad.
>>684028552
damn....that sounds so painful....glad it's getting better though!!!
i kinda wanna see how bad it is
>>684028731
w-what??
>>684028746
;w;
>>684028797
Okay.. Just give me time to think about it. Ill have an answer soon
>>684027775
I am not the best at it but it isnt hard to ge good at you just have to practice alot
>>684028161
Thank you my queen
>Bows
>>684028690
SAY BABY, SAY BABY! *Insert sick bass riff here*
>>684028552
Hahaha! Thats all you have? Youre adorable frenemy!
>>684028397
I don't have any sort of tablet, already do play stepmania and osu (or at least I have played). Never tried k-shoot because of inherent costs involved in that one. I'll look them up, though, thank you.
>>684028302
It is a little strange, but I think it's a cute picture. And that does sound pretty obnoxious but pizza and beer fixes all. I'm doing okay, just ready for this week to be over. Also this month, this year, etc.
>>684028718
Much respect for taking the more difficult path. I imagine that's very satisfying to lay the beat down on some punk with those mad skills.
>>684028746
Go homu Ika. Where are you even trying to get to?
>>684028553
Work was exhausting. They had us climbing a ladder up to a roof carrying another ladder with limited air several times
You should probably sleep~ you'll feel like a god after <3
>>684028731
>wink wink
>>684029180
Heh, not a problem at all Prinzy. I was just having a bit of fun~
>Tsuyu
>>684028891
you're taking quite a long time here.
Get the good one.
>>684028316
You dominate the strategy pretty well, even the number of soldiers, it's impressive. Will the invasion of Britannia take long? Or are the British fragmented?
>>684029221
Heh, it's hard to be good at rythmn games.
>>684029271
You're welcome!
>>684029370
I know.
Well, Im off for today. It was nice talking to everyone! Ill be here tomorrow early. Goodnight!
>sleepy hugs
>>684029030
how so? what specifically happened?
>>684029221
your eyepatch is looking marvelous today
>>684029624
Goodnight Prinz!
>>684029271
Heh, thanks. When Juri is released I plan on uploading images and webm's/youtube vids of me beatin that ass silly on ranked fights, so if you're still around by then you can see the fruits of my labor.
>I also plan on returning to the competitive scene late this year after her release
>>684029221
Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamn fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Fucking love that song
>>684029369
whoa!!!! that sounds crazy...i would be dead after that...
i will, but after you go to bed!!
>>684027262
Heyo Shinoa. What's crackin'?
>>684029271
It's an extremely cute picture! And yeah same, ready for summer to be here. Not because I enjoy the heat, but mainly because I miss some of my old friends and Memorial weekend and 4th of July are prime opportunities to hang out with them.
Ugh.
>>684029537
Southern England is still pretty fragmented even after all this time, everything else though is under the control of the Scots, all of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and northern England is theirs so it'll take a bit but its nothing I can't handle.
>>684030102
Hug.
>>684029180
Don't worry, I'll live... Sadly.
>>684029271
How specific do you want me to be? Like city wise or just in general?
Trying to get close enough so I can walk home.
Also forgot to mention that this city is actually quite ghetto. In fact very faghetto.
>>684030102
what's wrong galko??
why do i see two threads again
>>684026791
>not real
;^}
>>684029832
You just want to sneak up on me when I'll be asleep, don't ya?
>>684029829
mugi
>yuuko
>>684030502
Yuuko
>Mugi
>>684030491
n-no!!!!!....yes, but im promise i won't do anything crazy!
>>684029624
Why is that? Arent you good at that one that you like at that arcade??
>>684029730
And yours is as well my queen! Beautiful as ever
>>684029829
CALLING JOHN THE FISHERMAN!
>>684030328
Appreciation.
>>684030374
I have nothing to talk about.
>>684030845
go fuck yourself
>>684029624
Goodnight Prinz, sleep well!
>>684029736
Nice, nice. I should still be around, can't think of any reason why I wouldn't be.
>>684030094
I can't stand the kind of heat we get down here but at least it means that time is moving along. I really can't get going with life until school starts again so I'm very ready for that to happen.
>>684030357
However much you're comfortable with sharing, I suppose.
>>684028746
I wish you best ika!
>>684029077
It'll be fine. Give it another week and it'd completely healed with a scar. Nerves around it are dead since it's number. Don't deny it
>>684029221
What do you have, schooler?
>>684029369
>nudge nudge
>>684029931
Not heads in games sadly lol. How about you my glasses friend?
>>684030491
>>684030724
>nudge nudge times 9001
>>684030742
you certainly know how to make a lady feel special!
>>684030328
The Scots? Jesus, is that even normal?
>>684030930
i love you anon, you're a perfect human being!!
>>684031246
your definition is skewed at best
Onodera claimed ^//^
>>684031209
Hello there
>happy birthday mikan
>>684030930
Wow man you got balls. Nicely done.
>>684030960
Well to be as specific as I can with out giving actual name would be about an hour north of LA, CA
>>684031073
you can punch anything and not feel it then!!! lol
>>684031380
>
Oh boy and here I was thinking some solo queue league would be fun for my free time
just fucking kill me
Anyone playing EUW? I doubt it since it's 4 am
>>684031445
Thanks, Yukko!
>>684031136
They're the only kingdom in Britannia that's formed in the early starts, its not until 1066 that England is there so its normal for them to take a bit of territory, and just about everything is thrown at the ai so its very difficult to form the kingdom of England with the viking raids, the other english dukes, and all the other shit being thrown at you. So without a strong power to oppose them the Scots took it all over, happens all the time when there's nobody to oppose them.
>>684031675
I'm NA, sorry broski.
>renge
>>684031073
Off work, and getting ready for my weekend of friends, drinks, and d&d. What game you playin'?
Yuuki claim
F R I D A Y
R
I
D
A
Y
>tfw
>>684031073
Mom was nice enough to give me a ride so here I sit in quite a pickle, weighing my options.
>>684031675
>league
>fun
well there's your first mistake
>>684031209
Happy birthday Flower!
Thank you for being around, undisputed best lurker!
>>684031380
>
>>684031600
That would be awesome but it'll tear and get a larger cut and bleed all over again lol
>
>>684031675
Go to slop akiko. Your peaches will need you in the morning
>>684031803
That's adorable! And happy birthday qt
>>684031861
Nothing at the moment
Just continuing jojo
>>684031902
Qt
>>684031134
I really really try my queen, you are the only woman for me.
>>684031073
Ive got this!
>>684031803
Am I still in time for the birthday wishes?
Happy birthday!
snagged
>>684031852
No problemski comrade
>>684031902
She's like another Renge, but less loli
>>684032028
I should know by now, but I'm a slow learner
>>684032075
I'm a grown ass game developer in trainig and I will sleep whenever the fuck I feel like it
So by the way Shinao what's up with you being captain of all the ships nowadays?
>>684032076
been having a rough day lol that helps
>>684031600
Beautiful as ever~
>>684031902
Hello, how are ya?
>>684032076
Rikka~ Thanks for the magic earlier!
>>684032075
>
>>684031803
Happy birthday.
>sorry I'm so late
>>684032339
My life got a lot better once I quit playing league, just saying
Anybody have any business ideas? Doesn't matter if it would work
>open up a sports themed resturant called touchdown
>the exits are relabeled as "end zone"
>the catch is Your entire meal is free if you can make it out the door
>all waiters are NFL linebackers ready to tackle your punk ass into the ground.
I think it'll do pretty good
claim
>>684031804
Nothing you should worry about then, it'll be a matter of time until you crush them. Jesus, you are goddamn unstoppable
>>684032608
make manako the boss of the shop and id support it
>>684032626
>dirtying Nonon with lewd pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w
>>684032608
we go around building and maintaining roads and provide "protection" for people and take a percentage of their income based on how much property they own and how much money tey make
>>684032608
Id go there
>>684032547
>life
>got better
You're not making sense
>>684032608
Probably gonna go bankrupt on lawsuits for all the broken ankles and shit before you can turn a profit. That shit is way too exploitable unless you let them sign some contract beforehand
>>684032626
rock fucking solid
>>684032608
I sink all my wealth and earlthy possessions into trying my hand at making exoskeletons and end up killing myself in the process due to a horrible shop accident
>>684032025
Awww
>>684032076
I never killed anyone that wasn't a vampire before
>>684032339
Oh ok.
You know the whole breeding pic I have that I usually post when two anons are RPing lovingly? I see more anons the same way and thought to myself: this will be thread meme when two anon are shipped but haven't been canon by the "shinoa's ship of apporval" pic. Everyone sees them doing stuff like tats/miho. So why not be shipmaster. Kagami then said that all ships that are canon will go to port. Thus making it official. I see many pairs here. I have one that's a 3 way, two other pairs that will be ported soon and a few at port
>>684032400
not as much as you though <3
alright well i'm off to play ark! ttyl
the ass was fat
>>684032608
I'd go there every fucking day.
>>684033278
>tumblr
dont you have a thread in /a/ to be shitting in?
>>684033350
>>684032896
Stay
>>684032358
Of course your majesty!
>>684032400
No problem at all megumin! How did it all go??
>>684033278
And you wont, because youre the one who is gonna die
>>684032797
Yeah, kinda want the Pope to call up another crusade but there really isn't a good kingdom to fight for, I mean the best ones are Poland owned by the slavic pagans and Morocco owned by a heresy group that took over from the muslims. I wouldn't mind taking over Morocco since its right there but north Africa is at the bottom of my list of places I want to take over.
>>684032236
Yup, you're in time! Thanks a lot, Kyouko!
>>684032075
Aw~! Thanks!
>>684032477
>sorry I'm so late
It's fine, no worries! Thanks, Galko
>>684032030
>undisputed best lurker!
Don't know about that, but thank you, Ruri!
I appreciate you being around as well.
>Flower
It's Tsumiki's birthday. Not mine...
>>684033615
The Pope is one step away from saying God doesn't exist.
All is lost.
>>684033445
>couldbelewd.jpg
oh my :^)
>>684033278
That's cute
Heh, it's like high school all over again
>>684033350
Moogs
>>684033430
>tfw people still haven't figured out how url's works
>>684032075
No u.
>>684032339
Also better than Renge in my opinion.
>>684032400
Not much, how goes Stellaris?
>>684033532
message me on telegram later?
>pic related
>>684033433
>>684033433
That's it! Take me home <3
>>684033532
Well... I didn't die. I guess it went great!
>Good luck taking down Shinoa btw
>>684033962
My slave planets are rallying against me.. I might lose my game again
>>684033962
Eh, maybe. I know neither anime
>>684034025
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>>684033775
>Don't know about that, but thank you, Ruri!
Well, you are for me, and don't mention it!
>It's Tsumiki's birthday. Not mine...
I'm an idiot, sorry.
But I hope you get the idea!
Stay cute, Tsumiki!
>>684033394
You can be an announcer narrating the tackles
>>684033842
;^)
>>684033775
No problem.
>>684033929
Akiko
>Windows is still asking me if I want to update to Windows 10
Fuck no
Doing all the work things
Rory claimed
>>684033278
She's very nice. Although I think she picked me up out of worrying. A walk from the bus stop would take me like 2 hours and by then it would be dark.
lol why do you guys have such shit waifus?
also umaru claimed
>>684034298
>I'm an idiot
No you're not. It was just a simple mistake.
Or someone told you wrong.
>>684034653
Your waifu a shit
Cant even look after herself
How is she gonna look after you
>>684032608
Yes please!
>>684032400
>>684033304
You know this is coming to port right?
https://youtu.be/iD_qRi-jVw4
>>684033775
Super cute!
>>684033929
Oh the memories~
>>684033532
Can you aim correctly with one eye?
>>684034639
A mother would worry about her child. Isn't it maternal instincts?
>>684034446
I upgraded to windows 10 after 3 months of hardcore bothering me with ads
So much regret, don't do it
>>684034653
I think the real question is: why do you have one even shittier?
>>684034803
a-are we making an emergency stop????
>>684033963
Of course my queen, anything for you!
>>684034182
Well thats good haha! What did you have to do??
Thank you if I dont make it out of this fight remember i love you <3
>>684034803
Maybe youre correct there but when I take off the patch! I have the tyrants eye and with it I can never miss!
>>684034653
>why do you guys have shit waifus?
>claims Umaru
What
>>684034329
Deal! You'll make dem fat stacks in no time!
>>684033615
Africa is worth nothing, not even those guys from Mali, they didn't help me when I tried to attack the Muslims despite our alliance...
>>684033835
We need the current Pope to be killed by ISIS, so a new extremist Pope gets elected and calls for a Crusade
>>684033835
The current real life Pope is a liberal faggot that should have never eve been allowed in the church.
>>684034802
I'm looking after her.
Bring her cora, chipsu, and let her win in geemu
>>684034182
Uh oh, better quell the rebellions!
>>684034206
I've seen both. Renge is cute but she gets on my nerves
on computer now
>>684034972
No such thing as emergency stop
>>684035021
>shocking shinoa face here
>>684035212
I don't know the anime but it sound slike your waifu would just be a talking cat
>>684035279
Maybe I should watch them and get a clue
>Akiko
>>684035050
>>684034849
What are you guys talking about?
Umaru is the perfect waifu material
>>684035661
You spelled hamster wrong
>>684034803
I know what I'm doing~
>>684035021
I had to climb um a ladder several time carrying another ladder with me
>with limited supply of air
That was fun~ You'll make it out alive! <3
>>684035279
I knew I should've committed a genocide instead of enslaving the aliens kek
>Megumin
>>684035564
That's her chibi form when she's lazing around at home.
She looks like a normal anime girl at school.
fuwa fuwa time with mio vocals >>>>>>>>> fuwa fuwa time with yui on vocals
>>684035661
I honestly don't see why people love her
>>684036024
;)
Shinoa
>>684034803
Yeah, I geso.
>>684035212
At least say it right faggot.
コーラとゲームとチップ
Back home finally. Now I can relax.
>ika
>>684036262
Yes. Did you know mio is a lefty?
Shinoa
anyone baking bread? should I do it?
>>684034182
I know who I want to take me home!
>Kud
>>684034740
I appreciate the sentiment.
And I really wish you a great night, it's always a pleasure to see you here.
>And you even break your lurk to talk to me, thank you, Flower!
