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>Claim a waifu
>Tell people they suck
>Tell people who tell you you suck that they suck
>Build a death robot
>>683893752
Can't really get to sleep, gotta compete at conference tomorrow and it's nerve racking.
>>683893988
Ah "Deag Rush B fgt" Simulator. How's that going?
>>683894017
Makes sense. The meals kinda balance each other out.
>Best idol claimed
>>683894689
what if i tell myself that i suck top kek
>>683894689
I want a death robot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7E2qBVdgqI
still here
>>683894017
First time - my skin gets real dry when I dont look after it. Spent 3 weeks being pusbed at work and, to use the words of the 2IC, I looked like a reptilian alien. Needed bed rest and soaking in bandages with 4 different creams to reset my skin.
Second time - 2 months straight doing 5 am till 6 pm while under lots of immunosuppressants in the kitchens hardest 2 sections solo does that. They fired me for my health and I was in hospital later that week because I passed out in the middle of my brothers living room.
Rory claimed
>all hail spider bun
>>683894599
So I'm in charge now? I thought this was a shared thing, y'know?
Claimed
Claiming Yuuki again
>>683894689
i approve of these rules
>dubs and death robot is purple/grey
Asuna claimed
Obligatory claim.
Claim.
>>683894844
d-do you want us both to be at the helm, i don't mind that....
>i thought you needed a spotter!!
Resident Winner Shiragami Youko claimed
>Captcha: select all images with a house
>every picture has a house
Fuck.
>>683894930
Hey Asuna! How's it going?
a a a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
Claimed.
Miho claimed
>>683894950
Soon....
>>683895040
Yuuki! Hello! I'm fine, bit tired but it's all good. And you my friend?
>>683894519
I don't know what it is, I'm just prone to picking up new fetishes though I guess that's just true about this website.
>>683894887
Death robot shall be red and brown
>with some gold lining
>>683894972
This is our ship, not mine. We should both be at the helm <3
Shiro here. Thought I'd drop this if anyone wants to play some vidya (not tonight, sleep soon).
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>683894813
Then you have bad self esteem.
If dubs, death robot gets Arnold Schwazhenrehger biceps. Thought also have anime eyes pasted onto them.
>claiming fubuki at school is important
>>683894689
Jaegers are pretty cool to
>>683894802
You got this homie
>>683894850
>>683894858
Hi
>>683894930
That's a waifu I haven't seen in some time
>>683895156
How soon?
>>683894124
>
>>683894197
Just chilling. Nice man
>>683894279
Can you really kill the smug?
>>683894438
>>683894599
Smugs and a super fast bunny tho
>>683895164
Pretty good, playing some Dark Souls, watched the new Captain America...overall not too bad!
>>683895244
Any new ones you've picked up recently?
This website really does broaden your skin fiddle music sheet.
>>683895252
we should, okay, let's fly this ship together!!! <3
>>683895318
damn....you read me like a book kek
>>683895377
Oh? Someone has claimed Asuna before?
>>683895399
Mmmm which dark souls?
I am working on a str and a dex character in ds3 for pvp
Milinda claim
>Im gonna go get really drunk edition
>>683894197
Thanks Megumin.
>>683894436
Thanks Yuuki
>hugs
>>683894802
Shitty. I rage quit, stupid missions...
>I shall not allow anyone to do my waifu and me apart
>Miki claimed
>>683895614
They had but haven't been here in some time. If they come back, you wouldn't mind sharing would you?
>>683895614
>>683893988
I don't know it as much as you do
>>683895011
>>683894841
Fogured Id post my bad weeks here rather than in old bread.
claimed
>>683895377
Very.....
>>683895636
Id Join you but all i have is soda.
>>683895888
You kidding? They would be mah nigga for having quaility taste
>>683895561
We're gonna fly this ship far <3
>>683895614
First one, I've never beaten it and I'm banging my head on my desk trying to. Sen's Fortress is hard
>>683895561
Kagami is a dirty slut
>>683896189
forgot pic
>>683895413
Recently? No I don't think so, I can't really think of any.
You gotten anything new recently?
>>683896181
to the ends of the earth!! and into the stars....
>>683896189
Sen's funhouse you say? What part are you having trouble with?
>>683896196
you can't trick me illusion mage!!
>kagami
>>683894887
>Rattle
I do like me some death robots.
I've resigned it to being grey of varying shades. (50, maybe)
The dubs refuse to give me more colors. Oh well.
>>683896331
The part where my guy isn't doing enough damage...I have a Drake Sword and put a lot of points into STR. Also the boulders keep killing me
>>683895976
British ass queen
>>683896278
Damn, thought you picked something up for fiddling hands.
Me? Nope, not really.
>>683896069
Its the thought that counts. Cheers mate.
>>683895252
sounds fancy
>>683895377
you can kill the smug with cute
>>683896458
>rattle
we need all the colours
>dubs and it has all colours
>>683896490
The sword is the problem here.. Drake sword doesn't much, if it even scales with anything..
>>683896322
Dubs confirms it
>>683896420
Kagami Hiiragi for president.
>>683896833
Oh what the fuck does that even mean....
Claiming, hows everybody doin?
>>683896621
I mean I am into handholding.
Told you I'm a sick deviant.
>>683896844
>Doesn't scales much
>>683896833
and pretty sick
>Megumin
>>683896637
>Cheers
>>683896742
>Im feeling a feel
>>683896844
>dubs
wow....this is the greatest ship ever.....
>>683895377
>zzz <3
Claiming. Sup e-body?
Iowa claim.
Hey guys. What's going on
>>683895156
Wait I wasn't told everything about it last night. Why soon?
>>683896742
I'm watching that show now actually, about halfway through :D
>>683897165
nice
>>683896833
How does one include all the colors. I don't even.
>>683897249
Who is your waifu? I need to know.
>>683897249
Heya rum friendo!
>>683897278
ayyyy
>>683897000
>Checked.
Damn Miho, nice trips
>>683897249
Hey Mirai!
>>683896968
hello koko
>>683896978
Handholding is just the rim of the floodgate, adorable. Can still do it though if you want.
>>683896069
Oh my!
>>683896139
Ayyyyye you a chill nigga! Had someone with same taste and we were cool about it
>>683896833
Shinoa can be cute too you know
>>683896968
Doing fine my dude. You?
>>683897165
Goodnight bunny anon!
>>683897249
What up Mirai. Guess who's here~
>>683897278
Dis dick bb
>>683896844
So what should I try to get?
>>683897249
Hey Mirai!
>>683897278
Haven't seen you in a while. Maybe I'm just missing ya. Birds are chirping outside at 1AM. How 'bout you?
>>683897305
Rum n' Koko, guten morgen. Clannad is alright. Prepare your body for Afterstory. It's rough on the mind.
>>683897433
Yo.
>>683896995
Im doing a Greatsword of Artorias build in DaS1. Using drake for the early levels, havent hit the cathedral bell and level 18. Farming the bridge for souls.
>>683897300
The buzz....
>>683897486
Thanks
>>683897559
hehe
>>683897407
Mirai Kuriyama from Kyoukai no Kanata ?(Beyond the Boundary if you're a baka gaijin)
>>683896573
>>683897433
Sick dubs bruv. What's going on?
>>683897559
For me?
>>683897617
Haven't been here in 2 days I'd say. Glad I can see ya right now though! 11 am and relaxing over here.
>>683897518
Heya! hows it goin?
>>683897559
Good to hear my dude! I'm doin pretty good. Shoulda asked this girl from my class out but whatever
>>683897617
My body is ready, I'm kinda struggling to get through clannad tbh. Keep falling asleep. How are you doin man? heard you were talkin shit the other night haha
>>683897278
Good morning!
>is kyouko sleeping now?
>>683895866
Hi Miki long time no see, how ur doing at this wonderful morning?
>>683897712
But why soon? I wasn't given a descriptive description of what a buzz is.
claim
>>683897876
thanks bruv, how you doin? any plans for today?
>>683897082
ε>
>>683897562
Since you're using a strenght build, you could use any hammer weapon (mace, club...) or ultra greatsword
>>683897673
I loved the Black Knight Greatsword, it was so satisfying hitting that R2~
>>683897768
I am a Baka gaijin but I'm thinking about teaching English in Japan. It isn't a weaboo thing, though. I've always loved Japanese culture. I couldn't care less about living their for the anime.
>>683897777
Quads speak the truth, best character, will main once game comes out.
>>683898077
ups
>>683897486
Evening, Mili. I'd ask how things are, but my lurk started about a thread back. I'm here for you, though. (I'm not opposed to you exposing his identity and me emptying his bank accounts, js)
>>683897974
You will have to ask Sanae about it.
>>683897888
it goes. Yourself?
>>683898139
Those goddamn hands
>>683897486
yo milinda! hows it goin?
>>683898264
pretty good, how was your day?
>>683898105
I found it satisfying to hit RT while holding the drake sword in 2 hands.
>hollows after summoner at the cathedral
>All of the corridor deaths
>>683897943
Heyo. Still night over here. Wouldn't know about kyouko never talked to him.
>>683898092
Nothing really planned. Just gonna sit at home and do nothing probably.987
>>683898192
But I did that last time! I'm not going to wait again! Tell me now
>>683898186
Thanks friend.
>Thats a tempting offer... kek
>>683898390
Hey Koko. Not good. Bad shit happened today.
How about you?
>>683894743
Ready for our date, darlin'?
>>683898390
hey there neighbor, sup?
>>683898523
>BUZZZZZZZ
>>683897343
>>683896909
i don't know how but there will be a way
>>683897559
what doesn't she have?
>>683894689
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>I'm already a mech
>>683897523
Handholding being lewd is an /a/ meme, its like the lewdest possible thing two characters can do to each other.
Trust me I'm into other body parts touching each other kind of like that which even you might find 2lewd, unless you're into it of course.
Should I do itasha to my car? It's a Japanese sports car.
>>683898139
Good choice m80
>>683898785
Dubs and you put flaming dicks on it
>>683897559
Oh Shinoa! I haven't the slightest clue of what you speak of!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>683897562
Oyy oyy Yuuki. What's crackin'?
>>683897876
Glad to be seen. And jeez what time zone is that?
>>683897888
I suggest Aria if you ever DO have trouble sleeping. I'm fine. Cracked my heel bone. Doctor said today "how are you walking on this?" when be brought in the x-ray. I showed him by hobbling around the room like Gollum. He said "you apparently don't need drugs"
>no idea what you're talking about
>Must've been another Mirai
>>683898105
I'm trying to get the Black Knight's sword (great or not).
>>683898944
Trying to git gud at Dark Souls
>>683898390
ok i guess
>>683898634
what about me spike
>>683898463
I broke the Drake sword so many time using that attack.. I couldn't understand why
>I needed to git gud
>>683897712
;_;
>>683897876
Oh yush
>
>>683897888
>checked
>asking her out like a gentleman
>not telling her that you want sticky dicky in bagina
>>683898944
Pic
>>683898616
>
Damn computer blue screened
>>683896490
>Drake sword
Ahh there's your problem, Drake sword has no scaling, as for bolders, if you're inside the fortress I suggest facing your back towards the bolder, sure you'll take damage but for some reason you fall forward into the bolder
>>683897559
I see no reason to be butt blasted over a waifu, literally millions of weebs among us and so few waifus out there, of course there will be thousands with the same waifus
>>683899024
You've always denied me and I don't think you have it in you to kick my ass. I have too much fun wrestling.
>>683899040
1v1 me scrub. PS3 or PC I'll use my dick to do it
>>683897943
Fubuki how u doing there?
Everything English here... probably since I have English classes right now
>>683898714
asdfjkl;. I'll figure something out... maybe i'll have like... a rainbow beam sword or something...
>If dubs..^
>>683898781
If it's PM I don't really care all that much, not the biggest fan of doing it in threads though.
>unless you're into it
I'm into most anything.
>>683898683
Woah woah woah, friend, buddy... Pal. Let's not get cocky here!
>>683899040
Drake sword's two handed Rs eats up alot of durability, like most weapons with similar effect
>>683898497
Sounds like a good day to me! haha, whats 987?
>>683898616
Sorry to hear that man, what happened? my day was alright, same ol same ol
>>683898642
neighbor? NEIGHBOR?! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
>>683898750
Heya!
>already a mech
Aren't we all mechs though?
>>683898944
"how are you walking on this?" kek, sounds like when I broke my ankle. Dad wanted it to be a sprain so we ace bandaged it and I walked on it until the pain got too much. whats Aria?
>must've been another Mirai
a huh, sure mang
>>683899024
Good to hear, what are you up too besides posting?
>>683898116
>not a w33b
>still an Otaku
Haha, but really I get it. The land is staved in rich culture and beauty. Their religions, architecture, language, etc. I think it's a great study. Are you in school for Eigo-Nihongo translation?
Nobody claimed best girl yet?
>>683899392
>>683899332
I'm confused by what you mean by that first part.
>>683899652
And they still haven't
>>683898944
Don't worry man if you need a (you) I'm always here. It's PST.
>>683899527
987 was my captcha. Didn't notice it til last second.
>>683899236
I'll fuck you up m8, I'll be waiting at the undead burg
>not into PVP
>>683899452
I know, I just couldn't understand when I first played the game
>>683899128
>sticky dicky in bagina
kek I should have, maybe she would've done it. I mean it's not rape if her mouth is covered and she can't say no right?
>>683899550
>rich culture and beauty
>futa's
>>683899652
Yeah I claimed her dawgy, sorry
>>683899169
you're right im not strong
>>683899527
deciding what game I should maybe get.
>>683899806
Watch me stunlock and taunt you for 2 hours while i lol over mic telling you how much your mom loves my cock
>i dont like pvp either. Fucking min/maxing fgt no lifing fgt ass fgts
>>683899710
>which even you might find 2lewd, unless you're into it of course.
Any of that RP/ERP stuff if that's what you were implying. PM is probably the only place you'd find me doing that.
Kek, keep acting cute.
>>683899806
Normally I go for the superior drake sword, gravelord sword heheh
>>683899696
*sobs* why me!?
>>683899527
:3
>>683899014
Black Knight Halberd master race btw.
>>683899128
The more I watch Owari no Seraph, the more I respect your choice of waifu. Also, fight scenes are lit af.
>>683899764
Ah I see lol, the captchas that always get me are the signs
>>683899894
Oh noice! what are the candidates?
>I'm not strong
thats why you get a gun familam
>>683899696
Woah hey, whats goin on here?
>>683900045
Dark Knight Greataxe and Greatsword muh fucka. Make you swim through the air while you fish for backstabs.
Also the dragon greatbow when you try to run and heal.
>>683898616
I'm here to provide whatever assistance I can! And although we're waifus, we're still anonymous. No reason we can't help our dear friends out. Especially when they've been wronged.
>save two kids
>sued for $3m
Yeah, I'm sure that would go over well with the media.
>>683899014
I miss video games!! Haven't played anything since Feb because of the SELL ALL MY THINGS HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA STARVE of 2K16. How is it? Better than Bloodborne?
>>683899128
>sorry can't see don't have my glasses
>
>>683900104
Cause i like my fish raw.
>>683899527
We all are.
>>683899854
What
>>683899014
Also, get light armor. None of that heavy shit.
>Shiro
>>683900299
Personally I prefer the black knight halberd
>>683899947
>your mom loves my cock
Damn m8, str8 savage over there. I don't wanna fuck with you sorry. I'll give you my best weapon please don't fite me
>Yeah.. that's why I play offline on any Dark Souls
>>683900045
That's the weapon I go for when I'm going for a pyromancy build
>>683900140
sheeeeit, thats such a different choice though! although I dig it all the same haha how are you doin?
>>683900349
exactly lol, how are you doin?
>what
what?
>>683899988
Oh nah not at all, I don't even want to name the stuff out in these threads so you don't have to worry about any ERP from me.
I'm just acting like myself so I guess I can't control if I do or not.
>>683900469
Fucking scrub I bet you don't even min/max either.
>>683900346
But, that's... So... I feel so violated... *sobs* Sanea never told me about this!
>>683899128
... Already starting this are we? kek
>>683899527
Long story short. Lost my job, getting sued for 3 mil and almost tried to kill myself today... Pretty shitty
>>683900317
You are literally the best. <3
Why are you so nice to me?
>>683900485
Its a lovely weapon that can carry you through the game, unless I get lucky and get a black knight weapon, from there one the game is ultimate ezpz
>>683900652
Oooo somebody sounds pretty salty, better calm that down before you kill me with dehydration
>>683899167
Noted. I'm just farming souls for now
>>683900196
I'm trying to kill all of the black knights to get a sword drop but none of them are cooperating.
>>683900317
I don't own a PS4 so I haven't played it yet.
I like that I turned this thread into a Dark Souls discussion.
>>683900591
Planning world domination, as per usual. You really should pick up your game.
Oh, I'm also waiting for someone.
>>683900207
No mans sky, Mirrors Edge Catalyst, or at the longest wait Deus Ex Mankind Divided
>>683900646
Ahhh, alright. Thank goodness.
>I'm just acting like myself so I guess I can't control if I do or not.
Nah nah, you're fine. I think it's cute personally, please keep doing it.
>>683900915
Is there any partiuclar builds you're going for?
>>683899527
Mirai's a pretty common name, just sayin'. Kek your dad is badass. Told you to walk it off. Aria: The Animation is the slowest, most soothing anime you could watch. I fall asleep every episode.
>>683899764
The (You) is appreciated. PST but 11 am?! Am I stupid or...
>>683899854
You must be real fun at parties, kek.
ok im done shit posting.... for now.
What up guys?
>>683900959
Let me guess, Hotaru?
kek
>>683899167
That's what I'm saying. Fighting for a waifu is retarded tbh
>>683899652
There's a rikka anon
>>683899854
Nope. Got a mouth full but you'll get herid next time, tiger!
>>683900196
Cute blush! Thanks and I gotta pick up Deadman wonderland. Reminded self to watch ep2 but never did
>>683900317
I'll guide your hand to milinda then~
>>683900848
Problem?
>>683901238
>>683901238
>>683901238
>>683900915
Honestly, base halberd is also very nice.
LIGHT ARMOR. CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH.
http://darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Crimson_Set
http://darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Set
>>683900749
She got the video she wanted at least. jk
>Head pats
Dont lie you liked it.
Goddamn work slowed right down... I need to get stuck into cleaning...
>>683901318
Dont listen to this scrub. Go with sword and shield. Dodging a lot only gets you into trouble
Timed dodges are all that matters
