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Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>Tell people they suck
>Tell people who tell you you suck that they suck
>Build a death robot
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Can't really get to sleep, gotta compete at conference tomorrow and it's nerve racking.

Ah "Deag Rush B fgt" Simulator. How's that going?

Makes sense. The meals kinda balance each other out.

>Best idol claimed
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what if i tell myself that i suck top kek
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I want a death robot!
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still here
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First time - my skin gets real dry when I dont look after it. Spent 3 weeks being pusbed at work and, to use the words of the 2IC, I looked like a reptilian alien. Needed bed rest and soaking in bandages with 4 different creams to reset my skin.
Second time - 2 months straight doing 5 am till 6 pm while under lots of immunosuppressants in the kitchens hardest 2 sections solo does that. They fired me for my health and I was in hospital later that week because I passed out in the middle of my brothers living room.

Rory claimed
>all hail spider bun
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So I'm in charge now? I thought this was a shared thing, y'know?
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Claiming Yuuki again
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i approve of these rules
>dubs and death robot is purple/grey
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Asuna claimed
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Obligatory claim.
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d-do you want us both to be at the helm, i don't mind that....
>i thought you needed a spotter!!
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Resident Winner Shiragami Youko claimed

>Captcha: select all images with a house
>every picture has a house
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Hey Asuna! How's it going?
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a a a a a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))
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Miho claimed

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Yuuki! Hello! I'm fine, bit tired but it's all good. And you my friend?
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I don't know what it is, I'm just prone to picking up new fetishes though I guess that's just true about this website.
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Death robot shall be red and brown
>with some gold lining
This is our ship, not mine. We should both be at the helm <3
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Shiro here. Thought I'd drop this if anyone wants to play some vidya (not tonight, sleep soon).
Then you have bad self esteem.

If dubs, death robot gets Arnold Schwazhenrehger biceps. Thought also have anime eyes pasted onto them.
>claiming fubuki at school is important
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Jaegers are pretty cool to

You got this homie


That's a waifu I haven't seen in some time

How soon?


Just chilling. Nice man

Can you really kill the smug?

Smugs and a super fast bunny tho
Pretty good, playing some Dark Souls, watched the new Captain America...overall not too bad!
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Any new ones you've picked up recently?

This website really does broaden your skin fiddle music sheet.
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we should, okay, let's fly this ship together!!! <3
>>683895318 read me like a book kek
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Oh? Someone has claimed Asuna before?

Mmmm which dark souls?
I am working on a str and a dex character in ds3 for pvp
Milinda claim
>Im gonna go get really drunk edition

Thanks Megumin.

Thanks Yuuki
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Shitty. I rage quit, stupid missions...
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>I shall not allow anyone to do my waifu and me apart
>Miki claimed
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They had but haven't been here in some time. If they come back, you wouldn't mind sharing would you?

I don't know it as much as you do
Fogured Id post my bad weeks here rather than in old bread.
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Id Join you but all i have is soda.
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You kidding? They would be mah nigga for having quaility taste
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We're gonna fly this ship far <3
First one, I've never beaten it and I'm banging my head on my desk trying to. Sen's Fortress is hard
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Kagami is a dirty slut
forgot pic
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Recently? No I don't think so, I can't really think of any.
You gotten anything new recently?
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to the ends of the earth!! and into the stars....
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Sen's funhouse you say? What part are you having trouble with?
you can't trick me illusion mage!!
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I do like me some death robots.
I've resigned it to being grey of varying shades. (50, maybe)
The dubs refuse to give me more colors. Oh well.
The part where my guy isn't doing enough damage...I have a Drake Sword and put a lot of points into STR. Also the boulders keep killing me
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British ass queen
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Damn, thought you picked something up for fiddling hands.

Me? Nope, not really.
Its the thought that counts. Cheers mate.
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sounds fancy
you can kill the smug with cute
we need all the colours
>dubs and it has all colours
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The sword is the problem here.. Drake sword doesn't much, if it even scales with anything..
Dubs confirms it
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Kagami Hiiragi for president.
Oh what the fuck does that even mean....
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Claiming, hows everybody doin?
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I mean I am into handholding.
Told you I'm a sick deviant.
>Doesn't scales much
and pretty sick

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>Im feeling a feel
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wow....this is the greatest ship ever.....
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>zzz <3
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Claiming. Sup e-body?
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Iowa claim.

Hey guys. What's going on
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Wait I wasn't told everything about it last night. Why soon?
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I'm watching that show now actually, about halfway through :D
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How does one include all the colors. I don't even.
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Who is your waifu? I need to know.
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Heya rum friendo!
Damn Miho, nice trips

Hey Mirai!
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hello koko
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Handholding is just the rim of the floodgate, adorable. Can still do it though if you want.
Oh my!

Ayyyyye you a chill nigga! Had someone with same taste and we were cool about it

Shinoa can be cute too you know

Doing fine my dude. You?

Goodnight bunny anon!

What up Mirai. Guess who's here~

Dis dick bb
So what should I try to get?

Hey Mirai!
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Haven't seen you in a while. Maybe I'm just missing ya. Birds are chirping outside at 1AM. How 'bout you?

Rum n' Koko, guten morgen. Clannad is alright. Prepare your body for Afterstory. It's rough on the mind.

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Im doing a Greatsword of Artorias build in DaS1. Using drake for the early levels, havent hit the cathedral bell and level 18. Farming the bridge for souls.
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The buzz....


Mirai Kuriyama from Kyoukai no Kanata ?(Beyond the Boundary if you're a baka gaijin)
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Sick dubs bruv. What's going on?
For me?
Haven't been here in 2 days I'd say. Glad I can see ya right now though! 11 am and relaxing over here.
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Heya! hows it goin?
Good to hear my dude! I'm doin pretty good. Shoulda asked this girl from my class out but whatever
My body is ready, I'm kinda struggling to get through clannad tbh. Keep falling asleep. How are you doin man? heard you were talkin shit the other night haha
Good morning!

>is kyouko sleeping now?

Hi Miki long time no see, how ur doing at this wonderful morning?
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But why soon? I wasn't given a descriptive description of what a buzz is.
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thanks bruv, how you doin? any plans for today?
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Since you're using a strenght build, you could use any hammer weapon (mace, club...) or ultra greatsword
I loved the Black Knight Greatsword, it was so satisfying hitting that R2~
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I am a Baka gaijin but I'm thinking about teaching English in Japan. It isn't a weaboo thing, though. I've always loved Japanese culture. I couldn't care less about living their for the anime.
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Quads speak the truth, best character, will main once game comes out.
Evening, Mili. I'd ask how things are, but my lurk started about a thread back. I'm here for you, though. (I'm not opposed to you exposing his identity and me emptying his bank accounts, js)
You will have to ask Sanae about it.
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it goes. Yourself?
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Those goddamn hands
yo milinda! hows it goin?
pretty good, how was your day?
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I found it satisfying to hit RT while holding the drake sword in 2 hands.
>hollows after summoner at the cathedral
>All of the corridor deaths
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Heyo. Still night over here. Wouldn't know about kyouko never talked to him.
Nothing really planned. Just gonna sit at home and do nothing probably.987
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But I did that last time! I'm not going to wait again! Tell me now
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Thanks friend.
>Thats a tempting offer... kek

Hey Koko. Not good. Bad shit happened today.
How about you?
Ready for our date, darlin'?
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hey there neighbor, sup?
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i don't know how but there will be a way
what doesn't she have?
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H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.

>I'm already a mech
Handholding being lewd is an /a/ meme, its like the lewdest possible thing two characters can do to each other.
Trust me I'm into other body parts touching each other kind of like that which even you might find 2lewd, unless you're into it of course.
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Should I do itasha to my car? It's a Japanese sports car.
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Good choice m80
Dubs and you put flaming dicks on it
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Oh Shinoa! I haven't the slightest clue of what you speak of!!

Oyy oyy Yuuki. What's crackin'?

Glad to be seen. And jeez what time zone is that?

I suggest Aria if you ever DO have trouble sleeping. I'm fine. Cracked my heel bone. Doctor said today "how are you walking on this?" when be brought in the x-ray. I showed him by hobbling around the room like Gollum. He said "you apparently don't need drugs"
>no idea what you're talking about
>Must've been another Mirai
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I'm trying to get the Black Knight's sword (great or not).

Trying to git gud at Dark Souls
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ok i guess
what about me spike
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I broke the Drake sword so many time using that attack.. I couldn't understand why
>I needed to git gud

Oh yush

>asking her out like a gentleman
>not telling her that you want sticky dicky in bagina

Damn computer blue screened

>Drake sword
Ahh there's your problem, Drake sword has no scaling, as for bolders, if you're inside the fortress I suggest facing your back towards the bolder, sure you'll take damage but for some reason you fall forward into the bolder

I see no reason to be butt blasted over a waifu, literally millions of weebs among us and so few waifus out there, of course there will be thousands with the same waifus
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You've always denied me and I don't think you have it in you to kick my ass. I have too much fun wrestling.
1v1 me scrub. PS3 or PC I'll use my dick to do it
Fubuki how u doing there?
Everything English here... probably since I have English classes right now
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asdfjkl;. I'll figure something out... maybe i'll have like... a rainbow beam sword or something...
>If dubs..^
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If it's PM I don't really care all that much, not the biggest fan of doing it in threads though.

>unless you're into it
I'm into most anything.
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Woah woah woah, friend, buddy... Pal. Let's not get cocky here!
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Drake sword's two handed Rs eats up alot of durability, like most weapons with similar effect
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Sounds like a good day to me! haha, whats 987?
Sorry to hear that man, what happened? my day was alright, same ol same ol
>already a mech
Aren't we all mechs though?
"how are you walking on this?" kek, sounds like when I broke my ankle. Dad wanted it to be a sprain so we ace bandaged it and I walked on it until the pain got too much. whats Aria?
>must've been another Mirai
a huh, sure mang
Good to hear, what are you up too besides posting?
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>not a w33b
>still an Otaku
Haha, but really I get it. The land is staved in rich culture and beauty. Their religions, architecture, language, etc. I think it's a great study. Are you in school for Eigo-Nihongo translation?
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Nobody claimed best girl yet?
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I'm confused by what you mean by that first part.
And they still haven't
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Don't worry man if you need a (you) I'm always here. It's PST.
987 was my captcha. Didn't notice it til last second.
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I'll fuck you up m8, I'll be waiting at the undead burg
>not into PVP
I know, I just couldn't understand when I first played the game
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>sticky dicky in bagina
kek I should have, maybe she would've done it. I mean it's not rape if her mouth is covered and she can't say no right?
>rich culture and beauty
Yeah I claimed her dawgy, sorry
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you're right im not strong
deciding what game I should maybe get.
Watch me stunlock and taunt you for 2 hours while i lol over mic telling you how much your mom loves my cock
>i dont like pvp either. Fucking min/maxing fgt no lifing fgt ass fgts
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>which even you might find 2lewd, unless you're into it of course.
Any of that RP/ERP stuff if that's what you were implying. PM is probably the only place you'd find me doing that.

Kek, keep acting cute.
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Normally I go for the superior drake sword, gravelord sword heheh
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*sobs* why me!?
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Black Knight Halberd master race btw.
The more I watch Owari no Seraph, the more I respect your choice of waifu. Also, fight scenes are lit af.
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Ah I see lol, the captchas that always get me are the signs
Oh noice! what are the candidates?
>I'm not strong
thats why you get a gun familam
Woah hey, whats goin on here?
Dark Knight Greataxe and Greatsword muh fucka. Make you swim through the air while you fish for backstabs.
Also the dragon greatbow when you try to run and heal.
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I'm here to provide whatever assistance I can! And although we're waifus, we're still anonymous. No reason we can't help our dear friends out. Especially when they've been wronged.
>save two kids
>sued for $3m
Yeah, I'm sure that would go over well with the media.

I miss video games!! Haven't played anything since Feb because of the SELL ALL MY THINGS HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA STARVE of 2K16. How is it? Better than Bloodborne?

>sorry can't see don't have my glasses
Cause i like my fish raw.
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We all are.

Also, get light armor. None of that heavy shit.

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Personally I prefer the black knight halberd
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>your mom loves my cock
Damn m8, str8 savage over there. I don't wanna fuck with you sorry. I'll give you my best weapon please don't fite me
>Yeah.. that's why I play offline on any Dark Souls
That's the weapon I go for when I'm going for a pyromancy build
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sheeeeit, thats such a different choice though! although I dig it all the same haha how are you doin?
exactly lol, how are you doin?
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Oh nah not at all, I don't even want to name the stuff out in these threads so you don't have to worry about any ERP from me.
I'm just acting like myself so I guess I can't control if I do or not.
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Fucking scrub I bet you don't even min/max either.
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But, that's... So... I feel so violated... *sobs* Sanea never told me about this!
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... Already starting this are we? kek

Long story short. Lost my job, getting sued for 3 mil and almost tried to kill myself today... Pretty shitty

You are literally the best. <3
Why are you so nice to me?
Its a lovely weapon that can carry you through the game, unless I get lucky and get a black knight weapon, from there one the game is ultimate ezpz

Oooo somebody sounds pretty salty, better calm that down before you kill me with dehydration
Noted. I'm just farming souls for now

I'm trying to kill all of the black knights to get a sword drop but none of them are cooperating.

I don't own a PS4 so I haven't played it yet.

I like that I turned this thread into a Dark Souls discussion.
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Planning world domination, as per usual. You really should pick up your game.

Oh, I'm also waiting for someone.
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No mans sky, Mirrors Edge Catalyst, or at the longest wait Deus Ex Mankind Divided
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Ahhh, alright. Thank goodness.

>I'm just acting like myself so I guess I can't control if I do or not.

Nah nah, you're fine. I think it's cute personally, please keep doing it.
Is there any partiuclar builds you're going for?
Mirai's a pretty common name, just sayin'. Kek your dad is badass. Told you to walk it off. Aria: The Animation is the slowest, most soothing anime you could watch. I fall asleep every episode.

The (You) is appreciated. PST but 11 am?! Am I stupid or...

You must be real fun at parties, kek.
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ok im done shit posting.... for now.

What up guys?
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Let me guess, Hotaru?
That's what I'm saying. Fighting for a waifu is retarded tbh

There's a rikka anon

Nope. Got a mouth full but you'll get herid next time, tiger!

Cute blush! Thanks and I gotta pick up Deadman wonderland. Reminded self to watch ep2 but never did

I'll guide your hand to milinda then~

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Honestly, base halberd is also very nice.
She got the video she wanted at least. jk

>Head pats
Dont lie you liked it.
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Goddamn work slowed right down... I need to get stuck into cleaning...
Dont listen to this scrub. Go with sword and shield. Dodging a lot only gets you into trouble
Timed dodges are all that matters
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