Waifu Claiming thread
>This is the thread that doesn't end
The rules are simple:
>It goes on and on my friend
>Some people start making it, not knowing what it was
>But kept posting on and on
>Because this is the thread that doesn't end
Most important: You're waifu a shit
Holy fuck I put AM again. I meant PM. I'm being the retard
Autist will be autist hm? Why not embrace it and huddle together to have a beer and laugh together with how amazing our waifu us? Ah well
late kagami claim
>who needs sleep edition
Rory reclaiming. Why am I so tired edition
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here
How the hell did you-
Uh... I mean... no. Yes? I dunno.
Yeah I've done it before when I was younger and its just not something you do with other people looking, even then its not something I'd do unless the other person wanted to.
I guess I'll keep trying then.
>The also who needs to sleep edition
had to lie down for a bit, was too drunk.
im back now hi
I tricked ya bitch, I was asuna the whole time! *evil laughter*
im not even tired right now....my body is slowly rejecting the things it needs kek
>you should get some sleep megumin <3
I FUCKING KNEW IT! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER! I FUCKING SWEAR!
Dark souls is indeed fun when you're not getting bum fucked
>I guess I'll keep trying then.
You don't have to do it if it makes you feel uncomfortable, man. Either way I just like talking to ya.
I will allow it for now...
>only because im drunk...
Lucky guess? kek
BTW how did talking to her go? That is, if you got the chance...
What? What?! WHAT?!
>Miki Hoshii = Best Waifu of them all
Nah like I said I wasn't even trying that time, if me just being myself is cute then alright.
I probably should... LATER
Now's the perfect time to do nothing~
You can do it~
Speaking of not getting bumfucked, I just bumfucked the Moonlight Butterfly first try!
A very lewd one at that
Hotaru, you're back!
>I... I missed you
So this is how I'm going to die.
Well shit, if that's just you, you're cute as fuck. Hope you're yourself more often, horror buddy.
I'm gonna go pass out on my sleep rectangle now. Sleep warm and well, y'all.
NO, FUCK YOU I GONNA FUCKING DO IT!
But now that I think about it... I should start with you!
But butterfly boss is easy silly
dubs confirms lol, doing nothing is pretty fun!!
Holy shit, what happened! If your cool with sharing again. and if you need help or anything hit me up dude
Makes sense brain! *narf* who you waitin for?
I'd say no mans sky just from what I've seen it looks awesome. But those are all cool choices
Literally only know one person :P and yeah he's usually right about shit so I just believed him, my ankle is still kinda off to this day lol and maybe I'll watch it to go to bed, although that may make it replace the alcohol. Which I don't want
>you must be real fun at parties
I am! So much, people don't even remember having fun with me. From fun overload
Sup spike da kike
Exactly, hopefully next time i'm not a fat shit
Sorry for the late reply, my internet went out for a bit
i missed you too <3
though im not feelin so hot, might leave and lie down again
fuck off i hate being drunk
I want to play both so badly. But I'd need something to play with...what do you play on?
yeah but I also liked the first mirrors edge and i also like the deus ex series so you know im not sure
Lawl every now and then I'll feel like claiming a waifu for a thread
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the salt is real
Gotta tell ya.. I have no idea
I believe in ya!~
>Go get her
I know right? It's the most productive thing I've done today!
>Besides enslaving a race
You couldn't even handle "The Buzz" You have no chance of stopping me.
ooohhh PM! I though something was weird lol, that makes sense now
nice trips, but how can a mech love?
Psh, know your limits scrubboooo
nothing about that is a miracle..
It's my first time playing Yuno! Every small achievement for me is huge progress!
I'm playing this on the PC.
It's too late for me to ask this chick in psychology out lol
Not like in your hand to the butt right?.... or am I?
Do it nigga lol
You'll get there friend, I believe in ya
Deus Ex human revolution was the last I played.. The core elements were there, but the maps were just so meh... I dont know about taking it any further.
Just buy drugs and alcohol..
Ready for our date, darling?
I'm one of the first to gain sentience, remember?
>Though, I never really planned this to happen...
Oh dear. Well, I hope you'll get better soon.
>Want some chicken soup? It warms the heart.
Soo hows your day?
Post saved in old thread but didn't post, the hell?
Just let me know if you change your mind, heh.
Am I? I don't think so. Just offering what any underhanded mafia would do.
Why? Hmm...never thought about it. Probably because:
1. I consider you a comrade because we converse and make merry. I think if we ever met irl, we'd be friends.
2. I like your character and who you are as a person appeals to me.
3. You save people, you should be treated highly.
4. YOUR WAIFU IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I CAN'T GET OVER IT I'VE TRIED.
Yea I really hate that I keep fucking that up
No wait! Spare me!
>Hmm... if I destroy the core of the evil then that would mean that also destroys the subordinates...
Oh nothing! I was just speaking to myself!
Go for it man. We're built mentally to be dumb risk takers, so mind as well use it to your advantage.
>Not against the rules so why not? :s
A bit lewd is okay right?
im confused as to the first part of this
and no i dont want chicken soup.
i just feel weird from being drunk earlier, guess im still a little drunk
>know your limits
i like never drink and winecoolers are delicious leave me alone.
i dont like drinking
the salt is very fucking real yuno don't give me any shit.
>i might cry
Fun overload? Your parties sound like my druidic orgies, kek.
I'd have to buy a 1k computer then, eh?
I liked the first mirrors edge too, but it was kinda a one and done you know? never played the deus ex series so I don't really know. But i'd say No mans sky is your best bet as far as bang for your buck, shit looks endless lol
Same here, today was the last day I coulda asked her out and I didn't take it even though today she talked to me more than the whole rest of the semester combined lol
ahhh thats right, you were the one to gain sentience. But hey, not having things planned is part of the fun amirite?
then stop being terrible!
I never said I was complaining did I? *hint* *hint*
I played that one 2 but Im just not sure out of all of them which one I would like most. And spike I dont do drugs
Yeah Ill think about it
No! You can do it!
2 weeks ago I went on a rescue call. Old dude shot a kid with a shotgun for tresspassing, kids friend fell 3 stories trying to run away. Landed near the barn they were in, saved kids. Today boss fired me because when I landed the shock of the Heli killed two of his cows and his racing horse so he is sueing me for 3 mil... Fucked me up so I thought about killing myself today. Feel a little better now though, mostly cause im drunk...
No, you are the best.
>GAH TOO NICE AND TOO CUTE I CANT EVEN <3
I once took shrooms and played Dead Space 2 alone and in the dark with headphones on.....
>rocks slowly in the corner
Im already taken.
Nah, it's not a very demanding game. Just make sure you get the DSFix mod and you'll be good to go.
I thought you were done shitposting
I try man I try
So how're you feeling? I imagine not too well, given your drunken state.
>Some rest would be recommended
Tell that to MTV's teen moms
>don't like drinking
OOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOODDDD KID
Dr...druidic orgies? Do tell, and when is the next one. and can I go. and when are we gonna drink?
Great. Went to a great brazillian steakhouse. You?
Great to be males
Fucking same here! I was too big of a bitch because she's always with her other triplets
Good morning, im fucking dead.
>heheheh... All according to plan...
That don't mean shit. I'm trying to bang you. I just want to go on a nice, relaxing and bonding date.
We can stroll the nature thing and hit the river. Drink tea, smoke cigs, shoot the shit, enjoy serenity away from human constructs.
Then let it get awkward and kick ourselves in the ass mentally and feel autistic over the whole ordeal.
I am covering your shame! Wear some fucking clothes.
>I am never done shitposting
All of your Shinoa pics make me want rewatch Seraph, but I'm already watching a number of shows already...
A brazillian steakhouse? Those are a thing?
My day was fine, got free food, played made progress on dark souls 3 pvp character
Good shit m8
Why you dead?
Good morning. Was it like my morning?
>Woke up with scotch mouth and thought that chocolate porridge was a good idea
Absolutely going to die even more today, what about you?
I'm sick, and tired af.
Sour, why not nap or sleep?
I believe it is time for me to go to bed. I wish you all warm and lengthy sleeps. Add me on the steam yo. I'll try to get on at around 6:00 AM central time. Hope to see some of you then. http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
Especially you Shinoa, gotta add me on that steam man.
h-huh??? it was?
dying right now, why are you gonna die more today??
What you say fish stick.
dood man im like 5ft tall smol woman leave me alone im allowed to like winecoolers.
im ok, just not feeling the best because ive been drinking obv.
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME YUNO.
What in the fuck? thats ridiculous! that actually gets me heated hearing that. Is there nothing you can do? like wouldn't it be whoever you work for that takes the blame or whatever?
and hey man, call me naive, call me too optimistic or whatever, but I honestly believe that in shit like this, it's the good people who win out in the end. and I'm 100% sure you're a good person
>Feel better now cus drunk
Basically my mom's a teacher so her schedule is fucked up, and I'm sick but she'll kill me if she sees I didn't go to school, even with a valid reason.
Stupid I know.
stupid ass therapist, I hate long days.
So thats what you are after?
w-wait, what was bad??? im so confused....
>good night megumin, sleep well
>An except from this chat I've been idling in and came back to...
toak finds them molding into the anime as the next ep starts, feeling rather change as she seemed to turn into the young man Mokkun. watching rhy slowly into a rather sexy boy for a 12 yr old. pico
Rogan gasps as he realizes he is a half naked and 12 year old boi from a hentai yaoi. blushing with nervousness as his giant yaoi eyes lock onto toak's sexy seme eyes, but then he sighs when he remembers he's legal in japan.
toak walks over to the little boi rhy and kneels down to his level "ey sex-eer my man." showing a bible in the other hand "wanna go to bible study with me?"
Rogan's eyes swell up even wider, taking up 66% of the space on his entire face. his dangerously young yaoi paws reach for his underwear, ready to remove them. "is... is this bible study?"
Goodnight Megumin. Lengthy and warm sleep for ya hopefully.
Didn't see the suicidal part, though. All of my list are also reasons not to. And on a serious note, even if you loved it, it was just a job. You have all the skill and ability and you can find another if you try. Losing a job, even a dream job is never a reason to die. Fuck all the people who caused that reaction and caused your loss. You're worth more than your boss and that old shithead, put together.
Will right that down for later. Hah, thanks.
Buncha people in the forest for days, yo. Next one is in NM. Gonna drink, whatcha mean?
It's going. With a rainbow sword. This is mostly your fault. Lol
>It's one of THOSE moms
I'm so sorry D.VA
I would sympathize with you, but I don't drink myself. Be honest, what's the appeal?
O-oh nothing! I just said that... That all honda accords are... are bland! Yeah, that's what I said.
What is going on between you two? I have a backlog of food that needs to go.
it was tasty i dont know
that doesn't mean anything to me im white.
Do it to make pic happy
Mmm free food amd yeah it is. Was $50 not including tips and valet parking
Already. Look for the funny wolf pic and good night!
Yes Honda's are shit.
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
Dammit you had to say it. And minda, listen to wait Mirai has to say
That's why I was fired... So the hospital does not take any heat. Its all on me apparently... If this guy fucking gets his way, its all over man...
I honestly dont know if they are gonna be able to help...
Thank you so much, that was like exactly what I needed to hear.
>Im not crying I swear...
Sleep on it mang, those are all dope games
That sounds truly awefull. Like really and truly just terrible haha
kek, that shows pretty funny, but don't let that stop you! seal the deal!
kiinky! should've just gone after all three haha
No excuse mang lol how many did you drink?
Meh. Good enough reason for me.
>Anything tasty, I can eat
Goodness was the steak at least good?
Yeah exactly. I mean she has her reasons but still, I'm legit sick today but I know she won't trust me
Anyway, what are you guys up to?
>he actually took the time to type that out
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Eating cake, playing oldschool runescape
Ah shit the major in da house, now it's a party!
>hondas are shit
depends on what you want to do with them
they're reliable as fuck and a couple of hondas are good affordable drifting cars.
>how many did you drink
dont make fun of me... 4 over like a couple of hours
you're white yuno i've seen you.
i......i cant.... we cant be friends.
Yes! I-i agree...
>if I could get chizuru on my side I'll be guaranteed victory!
Of course I'll help with the food! I'll help you right now!
Food huh. Well if i could get the shrimp i ordered and not a empty bucket and a bowl of butter that be great.
No bunny anon?
i stopped reading at mark :^)
You're an all star
no dreams, only youtube
goodnight shinoa, sleep tight
I'm off to bed, take care everyone.
Milinda, I hope everything works out. Let us know what happens.
Good night friend!
Na nigga, I'm just pale for being a spoiled neet. I'm mexican/italian
Sounds grimy but nice
like when we gonna hit them bars bro?
Ah I see, I don't think he'll get his way man, seriously 3mil is a ridiculous amount for some fucking cows and I agree with shinoa, listen to Mirai. The wisdom of rum is flowing through him right now
>CORE PROCESSOR IN CRITICAL CONDITION
>SYSTEM MAINFRAME FAILING
I don't think it's going to work out anymore... >>683905833
I own a Lancer and a GMC turbo diesel. And i can say all the honda's i have driven and seen around here are shit.
Good night Yuuki!
If it makes you feel any better, it hurts my teeth
But it's family, shits diff mang, if they all look the same its like the same girl but X3
Just postin and talkin to a friend on skype, same ol same ol
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>don't make fun of you
Gotta make fun of you fam
Later mang! Have a good one :)
That's my waifu if I were to choose a female.
that thumbnail trips me the fuck out while scrolling
Thanks Yuuki. I will be sure to keep you updated. Sleep well friend
Thanks Koko. I will.
NOOOOO I still believe, there is hope! You can do it!
wow replayed to myself. Im going to bed now. >>683905833