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Waifu Claiming thread
>This is the thread that doesn't end

The rules are simple:
>It goes on and on my friend
>Some people start making it, not knowing what it was
>But kept posting on and on
>Because this is the thread that doesn't end
Most important: You're waifu a shit
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shiro reporting in.
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Iowa claim

>>683901128
Holy fuck I put AM again. I meant PM. I'm being the retard
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Obligatory claim.
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>>683901177
Autist will be autist hm? Why not embrace it and huddle together to have a beer and laugh together with how amazing our waifu us? Ah well
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>>683901238
late kagami claim
>who needs sleep edition
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still here
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Hanako is very cute.

I want to adopt her.
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>>683901238
Is that Ludleth?
>>683901147
>wink wink
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Rory reclaiming. Why am I so tired edition
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>>683901238
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here

>>683901147
How the hell did you-

Uh... I mean... no. Yes? I dunno.
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>>683901509
I want to know what that thumbnail is
It's a comic.. BUT I CANT READ IT
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>>683901435
Hmmm?

>>683901509
Nice thumbnail
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>>683901446
I need some too..
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>>683901099
Yeah I've done it before when I was younger and its just not something you do with other people looking, even then its not something I'd do unless the other person wanted to.
I guess I'll keep trying then.
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Claimin'.
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Miho claimed

>>683901446
>The also who needs to sleep edition
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Yuuki claimed again. Dark Souls is fun.
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>Est
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>>683901238
had to lie down for a bit, was too drunk.
im back now hi
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>Fubuki claimed
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>>683901619
I tricked ya bitch, I was asuna the whole time! *evil laughter*
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>>683901631
im not even tired right now....my body is slowly rejecting the things it needs kek
>you should get some sleep megumin <3
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>>683901370
I FUCKING KNEW IT! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER! I FUCKING SWEAR!
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>>683901555
Now's your time to strike! She's here~
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>>683901663
Dark souls is indeed fun when you're not getting bum fucked

>>683901682
lol drunk
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>Est Claimed
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>>683901639
>I guess I'll keep trying then.
You don't have to do it if it makes you feel uncomfortable, man. Either way I just like talking to ya.
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Milinda claim.

>>683901177
I will allow it for now...
>only because im drunk...

>>683901507
>wink wink

>>683901555
>Checked
Lucky guess? kek
BTW how did talking to her go? That is, if you got the chance...

>>683901555
>>683901682
;)
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>>683901800
Fuck it was a prank Bro!
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>>683901809
What? What?! WHAT?!

>>683901881
Oh shit.
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>Miki Hoshii = Best Waifu of them all
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>>683901862
Nah like I said I wasn't even trying that time, if me just being myself is cute then alright.
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>>683900591
Paying dank souls 3, you?
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>>683901972
Go get her! ;)
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>>683901850
A new face desu~ ?
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>>683901924
>GONE SEXUAL
>>683901798
I probably should... LATER
Now's the perfect time to do nothing~
>>683901972
You can do it~
>wink wink
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>>683902133
>GONE SEXUAL
why is that a meme
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>>683901837
Speaking of not getting bumfucked, I just bumfucked the Moonlight Butterfly first try!
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>>683902127
A very lewd one at that
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>>683901682
Hotaru, you're back!

>I... I missed you

>>683902119
>>683902133
So this is how I'm going to die.
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>>683902104
Well shit, if that's just you, you're cute as fuck. Hope you're yourself more often, horror buddy.

I'm gonna go pass out on my sleep rectangle now. Sleep warm and well, y'all.
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>>683901924
NO, FUCK YOU I GONNA FUCKING DO IT!

But now that I think about it... I should start with you!
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>>683902303
But butterfly boss is easy silly
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>>683902133
dubs confirms lol, doing nothing is pretty fun!!
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>>683900848
Holy shit, what happened! If your cool with sharing again. and if you need help or anything hit me up dude
>>683900959
Makes sense brain! *narf* who you waitin for?
>>683901094
I'd say no mans sky just from what I've seen it looks awesome. But those are all cool choices
>>683901128
>Mirai
Literally only know one person :P and yeah he's usually right about shit so I just believed him, my ankle is still kinda off to this day lol and maybe I'll watch it to go to bed, although that may make it replace the alcohol. Which I don't want
>you must be real fun at parties
I am! So much, people don't even remember having fun with me. From fun overload
>>683901129
Sup spike da kike
>>683901177
Exactly, hopefully next time i'm not a fat shit

Sorry for the late reply, my internet went out for a bit
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>>683902342
Goodnight man.
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>>683901744
Oi good one m8
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>>683902323
i missed you too <3

though im not feelin so hot, might leave and lie down again

>>683901881
;]

>>683901837
>lol drunk

fuck off i hate being drunk
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20/20 claim.

>>683900915
I want to play both so badly. But I'd need something to play with...what do you play on?

>>683901177
>fuyukaidesu!
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>>683902454
yeah but I also liked the first mirrors edge and i also like the deus ex series so you know im not sure
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>>683902528
Lawl every now and then I'll feel like claiming a waifu for a thread

>>683902543
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the salt is real
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>>683902276
Gotta tell ya.. I have no idea
>>683902323
I believe in ya!~
>Go get her
>>683902436
I know right? It's the most productive thing I've done today!
>Besides enslaving a race
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>>683902388
You couldn't even handle "The Buzz" You have no chance of stopping me.
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>>683901409
ooohhh PM! I though something was weird lol, that makes sense now
>>683901509
cus?
>>683901555
nice trips, but how can a mech love?
>>683901682
>too drunk
Psh, know your limits scrubboooo
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>>683902692
>miracle

nothing about that is a miracle..
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>>683902417
It's my first time playing Yuno! Every small achievement for me is huge progress!

>>683902613
I'm playing this on the PC.
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>>683902454
It's too late for me to ask this chick in psychology out lol

>>683902613
Not like in your hand to the butt right?.... or am I?

>>683902681
Do it nigga lol
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>>683902849
You'll get there friend, I believe in ya
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>>683902639
Deus Ex human revolution was the last I played.. The core elements were there, but the maps were just so meh... I dont know about taking it any further.
Just buy drugs and alcohol..
GET SHROOMS
>>683902692
Ready for our date, darling?
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>>683902454
Her >>683902543

>>683902735
I'm one of the first to gain sentience, remember?

>Though, I never really planned this to happen...

>>683902543
Oh dear. Well, I hope you'll get better soon.

>Want some chicken soup? It warms the heart.
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>>683902966
>Dubs confirm
Soo hows your day?
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Post saved in old thread but didn't post, the hell?

To Mili:
>>683900848
Just let me know if you change your mind, heh.
Am I? I don't think so. Just offering what any underhanded mafia would do.

Why? Hmm...never thought about it. Probably because:
1. I consider you a comrade because we converse and make merry. I think if we ever met irl, we'd be friends.
2. I like your character and who you are as a person appeals to me.
3. You save people, you should be treated highly.
4. YOUR WAIFU IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I CAN'T GET OVER IT I'VE TRIED.
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>>683902735
Yea I really hate that I keep fucking that up
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>>683902694
No wait! Spare me!

>Hmm... if I destroy the core of the evil then that would mean that also destroys the subordinates...

Oh nothing! I was just speaking to myself!
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>>683902966
Go for it man. We're built mentally to be dumb risk takers, so mind as well use it to your advantage.
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sachi claim
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>>683903137
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>>683902305
>Not against the rules so why not? :s
>>683901850
A bit lewd is okay right?

>>683902133
Checked
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>>683903045
im confused as to the first part of this

and no i dont want chicken soup.
i just feel weird from being drunk earlier, guess im still a little drunk

>>683902735
>know your limits
i like never drink and winecoolers are delicious leave me alone.
i dont like drinking

>>683902681
the salt is very fucking real yuno don't give me any shit.

>i might cry
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>>683902454
Fun overload? Your parties sound like my druidic orgies, kek.

>>683902849
I'd have to buy a 1k computer then, eh?

>>683902966
wat
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>>683902639
I liked the first mirrors edge too, but it was kinda a one and done you know? never played the deus ex series so I don't really know. But i'd say No mans sky is your best bet as far as bang for your buck, shit looks endless lol
>>683902994
>get shrooms
Oh no
>>683902966
Same here, today was the last day I coulda asked her out and I didn't take it even though today she talked to me more than the whole rest of the semester combined lol
>>683903045
ahhh thats right, you were the one to gain sentience. But hey, not having things planned is part of the fun amirite?
>>683903137
then stop being terrible!
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>>683903258
Get back to waiting tables.
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>>683903461
I never said I was complaining did I? *hint* *hint*
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>>683903532
>Implying I give a fuck
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>>683902994
I played that one 2 but Im just not sure out of all of them which one I would like most. And spike I dont do drugs
>>683903656
Yeah Ill think about it
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>>683902323
No! You can do it!

>>683902454
2 weeks ago I went on a rescue call. Old dude shot a kid with a shotgun for tresspassing, kids friend fell 3 stories trying to run away. Landed near the barn they were in, saved kids. Today boss fired me because when I landed the shock of the Heli killed two of his cows and his racing horse so he is sueing me for 3 mil... Fucked me up so I thought about killing myself today. Feel a little better now though, mostly cause im drunk...

>>683903072
No, you are the best.
>GAH TOO NICE AND TOO CUTE I CANT EVEN <3
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>>683903656
I once took shrooms and played Dead Space 2 alone and in the dark with headphones on.....

>rocks slowly in the corner
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https://youtu.be/NYEK_yvIWas

>>683902994
Im already taken.
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>>683903650
Nah, it's not a very demanding game. Just make sure you get the DSFix mod and you'll be good to go.
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>>683903461
Thanks for the check, friend
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>>683903447
I thought you were done shitposting
>>683903656
I try man I try
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>>683903532
So how're you feeling? I imagine not too well, given your drunken state.

>Some rest would be recommended

>>683903656
Tell that to MTV's teen moms
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>>683903820
>I dont do drugs
Currently. You can always start. It's easy!
buy shrooms
eat shrooms
oh god what the fuck is happening everything i know is a lie
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>>683903532
>winecoolers
>don't like drinking
OOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOODDDD KID
>>683903650
Dr...druidic orgies? Do tell, and when is the next one. and can I go. and when are we gonna drink?
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>>683903050
Great. Went to a great brazillian steakhouse. You?

>>683903286
Great to be males

>>683903650
Hehe

>>683903656
Fucking same here! I was too big of a bitch because she's always with her other triplets
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>Claim

Good morning, im fucking dead.
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>>683903701
Ok...

>heheheh... All according to plan...
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>>683903913
That don't mean shit. I'm trying to bang you. I just want to go on a nice, relaxing and bonding date.
We can stroll the nature thing and hit the river. Drink tea, smoke cigs, shoot the shit, enjoy serenity away from human constructs.
Then let it get awkward and kick ourselves in the ass mentally and feel autistic over the whole ordeal.
>>683904029
I am covering your shame! Wear some fucking clothes.
>I am never done shitposting
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>>683904331
good morning dead, how are you?
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>>683904296
All of your Shinoa pics make me want rewatch Seraph, but I'm already watching a number of shows already...
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>>683904296
A brazillian steakhouse? Those are a thing?
My day was fine, got free food, played made progress on dark souls 3 pvp character

>>683904331
Good shit m8
Why you dead?
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>>683904072
pass
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>>683904331
Good morning. Was it like my morning?
>Woke up with scotch mouth and thought that chocolate porridge was a good idea
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>>683904521
That was soo bad..

>Megumin
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>>683904521
Absolutely going to die even more today, what about you?

>>683904622
I'm sick, and tired af.
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>>683904712
Sour, why not nap or sleep?
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I believe it is time for me to go to bed. I wish you all warm and lengthy sleeps. Add me on the steam yo. I'll try to get on at around 6:00 AM central time. Hope to see some of you then. http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>683904296
Especially you Shinoa, gotta add me on that steam man.
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>>683904709
h-huh??? it was?
>>683904712
dying right now, why are you gonna die more today??
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>>683904389
What you say fish stick.
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>>683904122
dood man im like 5ft tall smol woman leave me alone im allowed to like winecoolers.

>>683904058
im ok, just not feeling the best because ive been drinking obv.

>>683903770
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME YUNO.
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>>683903833
What in the fuck? thats ridiculous! that actually gets me heated hearing that. Is there nothing you can do? like wouldn't it be whoever you work for that takes the blame or whatever?
and hey man, call me naive, call me too optimistic or whatever, but I honestly believe that in shit like this, it's the good people who win out in the end. and I'm 100% sure you're a good person
>Feel better now cus drunk
Tru haha
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>>683904911
Your dubs confirms it~
Now I'm going to bed <3
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>>683905060
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>>683904890
Basically my mom's a teacher so her schedule is fucked up, and I'm sick but she'll kill me if she sees I didn't go to school, even with a valid reason.

Stupid I know.

>>683904911
stupid ass therapist, I hate long days.
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>>683905019
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>>683904483
So thats what you are after?
Disgusting.
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>>683905060
w-wait, what was bad??? im so confused....
>good night megumin, sleep well
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>An except from this chat I've been idling in and came back to...

toak finds them molding into the anime as the next ep starts, feeling rather change as she seemed to turn into the young man Mokkun. watching rhy slowly into a rather sexy boy for a 12 yr old. pico
Rogan gasps as he realizes he is a half naked and 12 year old boi from a hentai yaoi. blushing with nervousness as his giant yaoi eyes lock onto toak's sexy seme eyes, but then he sighs when he remembers he's legal in japan.
toak walks over to the little boi rhy and kneels down to his level "ey sex-eer my man." showing a bible in the other hand "wanna go to bible study with me?"
Rogan's eyes swell up even wider, taking up 66% of the space on his entire face. his dangerously young yaoi paws reach for his underwear, ready to remove them. "is... is this bible study?"
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>>683903833
>>683905031
Why not use the media?
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>>683905088
RIP
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>>683905088
Goodnight Megumin. Lengthy and warm sleep for ya hopefully.
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>>683903833
Didn't see the suicidal part, though. All of my list are also reasons not to. And on a serious note, even if you loved it, it was just a job. You have all the skill and ability and you can find another if you try. Losing a job, even a dream job is never a reason to die. Fuck all the people who caused that reaction and caused your loss. You're worth more than your boss and that old shithead, put together.

>>683903915
Will right that down for later. Hah, thanks.

>>683904122
Buncha people in the forest for days, yo. Next one is in NM. Gonna drink, whatcha mean?

>>683904296
>watching you
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>>683903402
It's going. With a rainbow sword. This is mostly your fault. Lol

>Shizuru
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>>683905110
>It's one of THOSE moms
I'm so sorry D.VA
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>>683905019
I would sympathize with you, but I don't drink myself. Be honest, what's the appeal?

>>683905060
>>683905088
Night night.
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>>683904983
O-oh nothing! I just said that... That all honda accords are... are bland! Yeah, that's what I said.
...
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>>683904983
>>683904389
What is going on between you two? I have a backlog of food that needs to go.
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>>683905231
write* somebody end it
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>>683905265
it was tasty i dont know

>>683905117
that doesn't mean anything to me im white.
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>>683904586
Do it to make pic happy

>>683904622
Mmm free food amd yeah it is. Was $50 not including tips and valet parking

>>683904910
Already. Look for the funny wolf pic and good night!
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>>683905362
Yes Honda's are shit.
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>>683901238
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
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>>683905444
>Being white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1frCjMJOchQ
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>>683905231
Dammit you had to say it. And minda, listen to wait Mirai has to say
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>>683905031
That's why I was fired... So the hospital does not take any heat. Its all on me apparently... If this guy fucking gets his way, its all over man...

>>683905196
I honestly dont know if they are gonna be able to help...

>>683905231
Thank you so much, that was like exactly what I needed to hear.
>Im not crying I swear...
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>>683903820
Sleep on it mang, those are all dope games
>>683903911
That sounds truly awefull. Like really and truly just terrible haha
>>683904029
try HHAARRDDEERRR
>>683904058
kek, that shows pretty funny, but don't let that stop you! seal the deal!
>>683904296
>triplets
kiinky! should've just gone after all three haha
>>683905019
No excuse mang lol how many did you drink?
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>>683905444
>nice trips

Meh. Good enough reason for me.

>Anything tasty, I can eat
>Except sushi
>Fuck sushi
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>>683905445
By yourself?
Goodness was the steak at least good?
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>>683905259
Yeah exactly. I mean she has her reasons but still, I'm legit sick today but I know she won't trust me


Anyway, what are you guys up to?
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>>683905636
Harem is too much 4 me man lol

Shinoa
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Hey now!
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>>683905636
yeah. What are you up 2
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>>683905576
>he actually took the time to type that out
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I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>683905694
Eating cake, playing oldschool runescape

>>683905743
Ah shit the major in da house, now it's a party!
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>>683905570
>hondas are shit

depends on what you want to do with them

they're reliable as fuck and a couple of hondas are good affordable drifting cars.

>>683905636
>how many did you drink

dont make fun of me... 4 over like a couple of hours

>>683905582
you're white yuno i've seen you.

>>683905655
>fuck sushi
i......i cant.... we cant be friends.
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>>683905570
Yes! I-i agree...

>>683905402
>if I could get chizuru on my side I'll be guaranteed victory!

Of course I'll help with the food! I'll help you right now!
*leaves line*
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>>683905806
Night Shinoa!
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>>683905402
Food huh. Well if i could get the shrimp i ordered and not a empty bucket and a bowl of butter that be great.

>>683905598
No bunny anon?
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>>683905576
i stopped reading at mark :^)
>>683905743
You're an all star
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>>683905806
no dreams, only youtube
goodnight shinoa, sleep tight
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I'm off to bed, take care everyone.

Milinda, I hope everything works out. Let us know what happens.
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>>683905806
Good night friend!

>>683905833
Na nigga, I'm just pale for being a spoiled neet. I'm mexican/italian
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>>683905885
Went to bed before me
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>>683904483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVdhZwK7cS8
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Gonna head out. Not like I did much here. Later
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>>683905231
Sounds grimy but nice
>watcha mean
like when we gonna hit them bars bro?
>>683905602
Ah I see, I don't think he'll get his way man, seriously 3mil is a ridiculous amount for some fucking cows and I agree with shinoa, listen to Mirai. The wisdom of rum is flowing through him right now
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>>683905885
...wasn't me...
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>>683905576
Hello, Mark. How are you today?
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>>683905809
>Eating cake

Fuck off I'm jealous as f now ;-;
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>>683905833
!

>ALERT!
>CORE PROCESSOR IN CRITICAL CONDITION
>SYSTEM MAINFRAME FAILING
>ERROR...
>ERROR...
>error.

>>683905636
I don't think it's going to work out anymore... >>683905833
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>>683905570
I own a Lancer and a GMC turbo diesel. And i can say all the honda's i have driven and seen around here are shit.
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>>683905235
nice, it looks real nice
>sachi
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>>683905948
Good night Yuuki!

>>683906121
If it makes you feel any better, it hurts my teeth
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>>683905706
But it's family, shits diff mang, if they all look the same its like the same girl but X3
>>683905786
Just postin and talkin to a friend on skype, same ol same ol
>>683905806
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683905833
>don't make fun of you
Gotta make fun of you fam
>>683906031
Later mang! Have a good one :)
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>>683905743
That's my waifu if I were to choose a female.
>>683906198
that thumbnail trips me the fuck out while scrolling
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>>683906060
>

>>683905991
k
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>>683905948
Thanks Yuuki. I will be sure to keep you updated. Sleep well friend

>>683906046
Thanks Koko. I will.

>>683906142
NOOOOO I still believe, there is hope! You can do it!
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>>683906361
>>683906361
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>>683906286
nice
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>>683906198
wow replayed to myself. Im going to bed now. >>683905833


>>683906301
How?
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>>683906482
it's the black and white clash at the bottom when it "comes up" from under the task bar. It just makes me go cross-eyed because its difficult to focus on while moving
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