>Claim a waifu
>Be a nuisance
>Bingo bango bano i don't wanna leave the Kongo oh no no no no no
I finally finished the final character design, now for the color schemes. I have the final design with fill colors ready, later I'll hold a vote and ask you guys which ones you like best
>Bingo bongo bango Im so happy in the jungle I refuse to go~
Cool. Sounds fun.
You can cook and you play along with my crappy references. You score more points. Lol
Okay so here's the final design for those interested
Colors aren't final. We've decided to go with the triple simple tails as they aren't too hard to animate and will add a lot of flow to the character's movements. The eyes will most likely stay like this.
Criticism welcome of course
I wasn't even thinking of Tenchi being a darker color! I was think of him being paler, but I think I've taken quite a liking to this, actually.
I also am quite fond of the triple tails, as well.
You did a good goddamn job, Akikonon.
H.A.N.A.K.O. unit here
>UPGRADING CURRENT PROGRAMMING MATRIX
>CHANCES OF FUCKING UP NOW MINIMIZED TO -60- PERCENT
looks neat, the body seems well suited to fast movement. I guess I'd have to say that the brown would match better with the red as a grey, but that's about it. The tails are a great idea btw
I didn't post it, but it looks like a legitmate waifu to me. What are you replying for?
You! Where have you been!? I have been waiting for you!
I'm writing this down fyi
will post the color schemes later
Oh Hanako, 60% is still a high rate for that...
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
Woodelf Tahjik, need a profession and faction.
0 - Class
5 - Faction
Sorry, it's the best I can do!
>LOGIC PROGRAMMING COMPROMISED
Dammit, these jitters are bugging out my system.
Wouldn't mind a pale grey color. The design is nice and unique. It's overall good! I would give more of my views on it, but I'm tired to think of them. Sorry.
Hello! How has it been?
Huh? Why? And hello!
Why did I quote you?
Regardless, roll drones.
Skyrim character by the way.
I forgot who said it but they told me something that I have to remember but I forgot and the only thing I remember is to remember to tell you.
Thank you friend!
Yes, instead you learned to come in here and "Assert dominance" or something. We all think you're very clever, and totally care what your opinion of us is. Now, if you're done expressing your grievances with us because we like to do different things than you, you can go whenever you want.
Thief, double daggers.
I know you can do better~ c:
>Actually I'm half a programmed system so I can get inside softwares and hunt for malware 'n stuff
You claim we're the lost ones, which is true. Yet you post with a sense of dignity and pride while you say you're keeping track of "losers".
You've nothing better to do than keep track of us, the degenerates because you've nothing left in your own world.
You come here to shit post and insult to raise yourself above, because you feel we are easy targets. We are just losers.
You are a loser among losers, friend.
Something you want to talk about? I'll listen and share.
Can you recollect? And how are you?
Tired, it's a possibility that I'll go to sleep soon.
You people are the only ones I find worthy enough of creating original content out of the same shit I keep telling you. I tell you almost everyday in a very subtle way that you're losers who need to take it somewhere else or at the least have it a monthly thing. I mean, this is the problem with fags who like anime in general. They don't have a middle ground. You guys don't even do it to little. Anime losers are always over doing it. Anything really. You guys come to....random....random...to post the same shit. To pretend to be another mans imagination and try to claim an idea. You guys are what suck and I bet you wonder why you have shit social skills and very little trustworthy good friends. I bet you idiots wouldn't even get along outside the Internet. You can't pretend so well in the real world. I mean, that alone is enough of a justification to just end it.
Fuck it, we're doing it cause no one else is playing. Thank you.
Anyone in particular you want me to murder? Never done the Dark Brotherhood so this should be fun.
Stop being so assblasted then.
>you wonder why you have shit social skills and very little trustworthy good friends
No, I don't I know why.
Let me see... Something about me waiting. Or, I remember something along the lines of ask Sanae, they would know.
I've been good. I'm hungry but let's hope the cereal will stop it for the night.
it's not as good as oblivion's, but it's still a damn good faction. You can also fight against them incase you didn't know.
Have you actually looked in the threads here man?
Basically nobody pretends to be their waifu. Nobody takes the claiming thing very seriously. You're just walking in here and evaluating literally everything wrongly.
Sorry mate, you're an idiot with no social skills and no self awareness.
That's coming from some anime watching weeb. Let that sink in. Savor it.
The waifu thread residents think you're a loser who doesn't know how to interact with people.
You come to /b/ day after day, to the same threads shit posting the same shit.
You visit us almost daily.
You are a loser among losers, claiming to be the smartest retard.
You generalise and assume grand assumptions.
We do not post the same content, merely the same photographs while our conversations vary greatly. It would be no different were we in a chat or in person.
We converse. We shit talk. We feel. We share.
You do not see beyond the pictures, beyond the OP. You are narrow minded, short sighted and stymied in your own life. You are a sad, pathetic manlet whom has nothing better to do than spend his own, god willing free time among what you see as scum of the earth.
You are a pathetic human being, indeed.
Now join us, friend. You don't need to choose a waifu, but you can chat.
Many people post here, and not the same group 24/7. They come, they go. I would assume there around 80 individuals who cycle these threads throughout the day.
Yet here you are, on /b/ trash talking because we offend your eyes, killing your boner in the sea of porn and trash threads.
Oh, you're the other one. Rare to see you here at night.
Hopefully you'll remember it. Enjoy the cereal!
>use \a\ or \u\ or \y\
you have a lot of options. How about we compromise. Can you do that you retard? Can you understand the complexity of compromising? Will it hurt you too Much to have to stop shit posting on \b\ and in turn I'll hide the threads when I am/if I ever visit those boards?
But... I am calm?
Something about soon... Oh yeah that's what it was. He just said "soon..." As for the cereal, I had already eaten it. I was really hungry since I last ate at 1pm and its 1 am.
You come to /b/, a sea of trash. It is trash now and it was trash then. There has been no end to users who complain of its content, and it will never end.
Do you walk into a junk yard and complain of all the junk?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm very self awear. Do you even understand what being self awear entails or are you just throwing words around? You may not notice your....disgusting behavior becuase you're so used to being so degrading and pathetic, but I see it. In literally every post. The collective opinion of 15-26 losers who pretend to have some sort of connection with drawings means dog shit to me. I'm only here to push you out and judge accordingly and harshly.
Nah, I got this.
Seriously though, I've managed to destroy the entirety of the M.D.F and started a civil war against K.O.K.O, and yet it's TALKING to Hotaru that seems like the more impossible task.
Moving the circlejerk to /a/ was tried and has failed.
I think you are confused, this isn't an anime or waifu general, it's an avatarfagging circlejerk.
Sure keep complaining. If you don't use filters and keep eating shit, it's your fault.
Why do you even waste your time here then?
You should explain to me why people suppose things when they don't even know who's behind the screen you have in front of your face.
It doesn't make any fucking sense.
Please do something that doesn't classify you as trash like:
>Complaining about things that everyone complains about because I've nothing to do so I must waste my time on this shit because I don't even know why
Plus you've been here saying the same stuff every week/day/hour/minute/second, and you're still here.
Have some actual clues before accusing people.
Do the actual quests first, though no I don't have anyone kek
Why do you even complain about shitpost when you're shitposting too.
Have some coherence.
Its quite rare to get me not calm. Once you stop caring about things, there's no reason to be not calm.
We know we know. But sometimes playing along with the punching bag is fun.
Why would we compromise with you? You're missing the point of compromise. Both parties get something they want. We don't care if you see our threads. And you call us the retards...
Are you pretending to be retarded?
You better not be.
You are a very poor troll. 4/10, slightly amused.
I was thinking you might've been serious and just retarded but now you're not even trying anymore
Just a bit longer. I promise I'll go.
"Soon", can you describe the person who said it?
Nice to see ya here! One of them switched over to another waifu. You don't like them?
You offend me with your delusions. I could give no shit about your perversions and interest. Those are just easy targets. Targets you paint on your own back. You obviously don't read my posts. I'm tired of seeing these threads, I'm tired of you guys not going to yor respected board. You guys act like \b\ is your holy ground. I dont come to 4chan for porn or whatever your consider trash....I acutualy come here to argue an put people and threads in their place. And don't be so full of your worthless pathetic threads. I do not actively seek these threads out. I see it on the front page, leave my insignia, and go on my way feeling accomplished. This is the longest I've stayed to argue. You guys deserve it....for constant repetition.
Oh I know why Hehe~
But I won't say it c;
So bored. Playing MWO for a bit.
> an put people and threads in their place
I think there's a reason if we're still here even if you've been leaving your "insignia"
>CORE TEMPERATURE RISING
>FLUSHING EXCESS HEAT THROUGH FACIAL AREA
Then look at your hypocrisy if you're self aware. You're complaining that the random board on a website infamous for being full of stupid shit has some stupid shit -you in particular- find repulsive.
I don't believe you. I don't believe you in the slightest.
You're just some selfish little twit who thinks he's right about an opinion. Keep on keeping on bud.
If you really feel accomplished about shitposting in the waifu thread, your life is pathetic.
All they said was soon. I think it was yuno. Or whoever has those gasai images. I'm still learning peoples names.
I thought J.U.R.I. made you more resistant to those heat spikes
I said I won't tell anyone~
It always depends on what's causing them.
2/10 made me respond and post a pic
Get new material
>Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
Was it this person!
D'aww now i feel cheated out of a laugh. Oh well.
Well, yeah. J.U.R.I can do that too.
But this is different.
Looks like the punching bag left. So what's everyone up to? :)
>get new material
That was litterally the first time I put all those words together like that. You're an idiot. Everything that everyone has asked, have accused and questioned me about can and will be made clear if you just read my posts. It's like you guys skim, and than cherry pick. You guys find sentences to pick on with very little
understanding and quick judgments without reading any further on anything else I've written. My posts should be obvious.
I'm in class right now.
Plus I'm hoping that H.A.N.A.K.O doesn't fucks up things~
I just asked you why you do waste your time here when we don't care what you say to us.
Currently getting answers. The anticipation is killing me.
Hey wait... That thread was threads ago. How did you screenshot that? You weren't here (assuming because no claim) until recently so that thread died a while ago. What is this? What are you up too?
Lying in bed, close to sleeping. You?
I was on break during work. Just did a little lurking just to check in. Then saw the conversation between you two. That's Miho.
Or /u/ I go there sometimes. I have interest like everyone else, but I also know where it's more welcomed. I wouldn't be so upset if you guys went to /u/ that place is slow and more yuri content wouldn't be bad
making some maps for doom. You?
Hey, I resent th-
Actually, yeah, I can't really dispute that.
Shitposting in class? You're braver than i.
Best of luck. Lol
I was debating between going to bed or drawing a few beards. I dunno.
Hmm... Ok... So what does soon mean?
Damn it, why do I read those file names?
You should do beards.
depends how tired you are.
because you can't resist
You just need to be confident and say what I told you before~
Teacher is explaining stuff I already studied so nothing to worry about.
And classmates don't give a shit.
Beards. I'll go with that.
I can't give you my reason becuase that's my fuel and my hope. My time is wasteful at various time of the day. The fact that it never fails me to see a picture claim thread at every Random downtime moment I get is kinda scary and shows me that the cancer is real. Cancer is persistent and it stays. You guys are cancer. Anime is dead in the west, the fact that you guys come here to cling onto something that's lifeless is unsettling. im only trying to keep the spooky out of the only website I browse.
Why!? I must resist, temptation!
I'm sorry Master Chief, my phone doesn't have that button.
OOoohh yeeeaaahhh!!! That's what it was about! But now I'm really suspicious... How did you know you should take a screenshot? It doesn't make sense that you would just screenshot random stuff.
Yes, that's right. C-confidence is key. Confid-dence... is.. confidence...
>I don't want to repeat myself
The privileged few
I mean, that's ok. Keep asking me to repeat myself, it's fine. But you, oh no, don't bother regurgitating something that didn't make sense than. Stop acting so self entitled. Go to \a\
>or \trash\ where these threads belong
Alright alright i'll do a few beards. Popular demand or something.
We will respectfully totally ignore your request.
you are obviously running out of ideas. might as well eat the rest, while you aren't even reeling back.
you obviously won't be here 24/7, and we obviously aren't going to shift boards because of some equally entitled /b/tard.
You can't keep the "spooky" out of the website just because youvthink that the topic is lifeless.
Plus, 4chan was made for anime, so saying that it's lifeless, would mean that 4chan is lifeless too, why are you still here then?
>Considers waifu claiming cancer
You need to divide things before accusing people.
Focus on your breath and relax c:
Know that you've been repeating yourself too many times.
Please write without being mean so I can consider you as a person.
Not using filters is your fault, not mine. I you wanna keep complaining when there is a obvious solution. It's your decision.
Somewhat more fitting, yes. But if mods din't move us there, I doubt we will ever willingly go.
Oh yeah, use a forward slash when talking about boards
I just left home, took the bus, went to college and came back and this shit is seriously still going?
Should we count this as 2 salty spastics Shizu? I think he's earned it
Don't you dare talk shit about her.
Though I have to admit, should have added some more context to my original reply
The only reason I did it, is that Sanae was mentioned. Had a gut feeling that you were going to ask me about it.
And the buzz.......
Morning Tsuyu. How are ya?
Sure, why not.
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 340
Dio mustaches things: 17
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 29
Salty Spastics: 12
you will never resist
good morning tsuyu! <3
>Bob, I have an idea
>Fuck off, Jensen
>Bob, Bob.. what if.. what if we fight cancer with cancer
>.... Fuck off, Jensen
>Let's just try it!
>.... will you fuck off after?
>Alright, let's do it.. but fuck off anyway
Bob and Jenson discovered they could fight cancer with cancer. The patient was cured with only one side effect.
He was given cancer
Man, I would accuse you so hard if I had something to go against but I'm at a loss here. But what is the buzz?
Maybe I just like "pushing you buttons"?
Nice beard, almost makes her look like a cold blooded killer. Almost.
I never said I was entitled
My reasons is my own and what i hope to accomplish with whatever plan I have is of my own accord, but I can assure you I don't feel entitled to anything. >>683749165
Was America made for Indians because they where here before? No. The strong will take over and a new era will blossom. Your interest have boards, go there, where you belong.>>683749200
But I like yelling and belittling and just talking shit. You guys are easy... These threads also belong on /a/
Here to put people in their place
Just in time to witness some top quality desperation Tsuyu
how is this possible to do these kind of thread every day ? I know you are afraid to die and lonely and that animes help you deal with it but aren't you afraid that someday you'll open your eye you'll feel like the biggest shit on earth ?
You are stil missing about 351 kys.
Please consider killing yourself.
I have a friend who has a deep interest in frogs.
I think he'll like you,
bark bark bark bark bark bark
bark bark bark
bark bark bark bark bark
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
I'll add them. Just for you. And one more for telling me to kill myself again.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 692
You don't know what /b/ is for.
Threads don't get deleted because they don't belong here.
Do you go on every porn thread and tell them to go to /gif/? Every "rate me" thread and tell them to go /soc/? Every dubs thread and tell them to go to /s4s/? Every video game thread and tell them to go to /v/?
No. /b/ is not your hugbox, stop acting like it is.
That wasn't funny at all.
Anyone failing to recognise her true worth is utter subhuman scum
Morning you beautiful ladies <3
All is well in Froggo land, one of my favorite regular customers at Starbucks that I talk to a lot is on vacation and he got me a mug!!
He got me a shirt before too
I had a customer who on separate occasions got me a bottleof wine, some chocolate, and even a 200 dollar watch.
And another got mea giftcard for five guys
I feel.. Blessed ;o;
>implying your not a faggot
Are you sweating, yet?
>you can't considering anything that doesn't please you
Once, he had to fill out a job application for a part time job in the neighborhood Maccas.
All he wrote was
>I like frogs
That was it. That was all he wrote in his resume and he sent it in.
He didn't get the job.
Ummm....It's something bad. Really bad.
It was a stroke of luck seeing those posts. Watch out for the
I don't want your innocent self to be corrupted.
Yeah i know, but it seems like there are often the same people over here. i find gore thread more healthy than yours. Always had a probleme with people trying to hide their existentials questions behind anime-culture. But whatever i'll just filter those i guess.
sounds great! anything else happen or do the miracles stop there?
you're doing a better job than the other guy, at least you filter rather than trying to catch the guy who left a cigarette but in the school toilets.
This troll is obviously actually retarded
>I was just pretending
He has grown fat and lazy with all of this feeding. Let the troll go hungry and construct something more meaningful.
How wonderful, you're quite fortunate to have friendly customers like that. I bet you're the reason they go back.
Oh cheer up, I acknowledge F5 as an equal.
But what is it? I'll end up finding out myself if you don't tell me. I'm too curious and I have to work tomorrow.
If it's a constant flow of those threads that have homes elsewhere, than yeah I lay into them. Just like I do these threads Belittle them and such. Don't take me for a fool, I know it has little to no effect, I get that, but it's the principles. It's the joy of talking down to others and demanding they leave. Weather or not I won makes no difference.
you do what you want, i just feel unconfortable with the way you act in those threads. But that the beauty of life and different lifestyle i guess. And telling you to leave just make you stay harder over here.
You are actual cancer. You care nothing for the content you provide. You contribute to the cesspool.
Have you considered suicide?
There's still anime on 4chan so that doesn't value as a reason to go away.
You're not even here because you want to make /b/ a better place, even if it's something that can't happen.
You just like to see people trying to give their opinions while you don't give a shit about them.
I don't believe that you want to bring people to their respective places, you're not a mod, no one asked you to do it, so keep it for yourself and stop posting nonsense opinions.
Oh you've always been blessed cutie~
>It's the joy of talking down to others and demanding they leave.
Dude you should own a house, rent it to people and then kick them out after a month. Imagine the pleasure of giving them the boot.
Nope. Just means they don't want to waste the time, probably.
Seems like a pretty cool guy.
I don't know if I love frogs as much as him.but still cool.
Well, the thing is I'm just surprised to see people giving to.. A "lowly coffee maker" or whatever ya know? Most people can't even stand to look at us they just want coffee and they want it yesterday, extra hot and no fuck ups. Which is understandable, you are paying for a service so you want it done right. But yeah.. Some customers here are really friendly.
Another is a UPS driver and he likes games, we were talking about dark souls and stuff and I told him I never got to play Bloodborne so he brought me a copy like a a a a A a a a A A
well you do warm up to people after seeing almost everyday.
It's because you treat them so well that they gift you stuff~
And that's why we like you c:
Wow, you seem like a really cool guy. Why do I not talk to you? I should more often.
Also, you aren't just a "lowly coffee maker" I figured that out after working my shitty job.
Alright I'm done with the color schemes
Gonna show them off once I'm done processing
>checked and kek'd
nice timing there 6foot
More like a confident fool. I don't just believe things cause I said it.
>correcting my grammar
Well at least you understood. Are you used to doing others homework?
>You just like to see people trying to give their opinions while you don't give a shit about them.
Ahhhh, it's sweet to read something that's so close to the heart. I'm not posting opinions really, their just snarky comments mixed in with my real motives which are demanding you go somewhere else. It's a fruitless and thankless job but someone gotta do it.
You're still here? Go home. You're old news.
You're not saying anything new and you're not amusing while you're doing it.
Well squiddo, I'm here quite a bit. I'm always down for a chat. What's up with you today, how have you been?
I don't wanna sound conceited or anything but yes I do try. I love making coffee, and I've always had a thing for customer service, I enjoy making people's experience the best it can be. It makes me feel.. Right. <3
I still don't understand why you keep doing this whilst knowing that nothing is going to come out of it.
Though I'm not going to stop you.
Do what you want to do.
>Someone has to do the job
There's already a lot of people that do this, and it's just because they don't have anything else to do.
Keep up with it, it's nice to see people like you~
It's an object that is used for sexual purposes. I can't discuss more right now(almost passed out), but tomorrow I can. Take care!
work is never fun
i know that feeling, when i worked in a cafe during highschool (before i moved to working in IGA) i quite enjoyed trying to match peoples expectations. If i wasn't so bad at talking to strangers i would've kept it. I'm glad you get satisfaction from it though <3
>running out of pics
Good morning gents! How are we all today?
Me? I'm in quite a gooder (yes, I know) mood than usual. I had a final project due yesterday and I hadn't truely started it. So after class I ended up doing and actually did quite well. Other than that I got home played dark souls 3 to celebrate and came here.
I see you, anon.
Kotori has a special place in my heart though.
I'm not your friend. I'm not here to amuse you. I'm here to make you feel the way you felt when you read my post and speak of other things. You guys act as though I'm here all the time. This is the first I've ever posted more than 3 posts. I've never stayed this long. Tonight was just a different night, but I rarely do this. Feel honored...and than realize you're nothin. But shame. The embodiment of it.
Sup Galko. Hows things?
But shitposters and butthurt anons do amuse us. You are this threads entertainment.
Hey Hatsu, you missed some top quality salt
Pretty calm othewise
I usually have problems getting to sleep so I roll around for hours, apart from that it was great. How're things your end?
Nice lurk :^)
Kotori is great too.
I like all the girls in that game.
I just like Shizuru the most lol
Nobody cares. You've certainly not hurt my feelings or whatever you think you did. I picked on you a bit because i thought you weren't a total moron. I was mistaken.
My fault for handing out benefit of the doubt.
>You guys act as though I'm here all the time.
That's because you're stunningly unoriginal.
Is it what I think it is? Why was I involved in this? I have so many questions... Well regardless, goodnight/morning!
Hello I'm fine.
I also forgot to ask how you were. Please don't take it personal, I forget many things very quickly.