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Waifu thread
>Claim your waifu
>Tell us we suck
>Pretend we care
Claiming
i need more images
Shit.
u suck lel
>>683753638
Sucky claim
>>683753638
How old are you?
of claim
>>683752634
>>683752757
It's very satisfying. I've always like making people smile :)
>>683752890
Good job! Now you don't have to worry about that anymore so thats a relief <3
You all suck.
>>683753866
no u
>dubbos
>>683753869
i sexully identify as a 7 year old
>>683753869
Turning 30 this November.
>>683753930
Hey froggers. How you doing man?
>>683753939
Claimed
Akiko claimed
I just finished the color schemes and processing so I'll upload those in a sec
>>683753411
>checked
It was meant in the best of ways
>>683753472
"bla bla cancer sad faggots gtfo /b/ doesn't want you and you will die alone im way better than all of you"
The usual stuff but he did try to use fancy arguments and gave us a new copypasta
>>683753382
As good as waking up from 4 hours of sleep for work because I spent too long here can be.
Ako claimed
>>683753638
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>>683753939
What a good, law-abiding anon we have here. You set a great example to us all.
>>683753930
Curvy frog
>>683754022
The A.K.I.K.O unit. How are you?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>683753930
And that's what I like to do to you~
Heh <3
>>683754022
Aw, I was hoping for something more exciting.
>Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
Never forget
>>683753930
Thanks! I did work pretty hard on the project for the few hours I had. How are you this fine morning/night?
>>683754203
Are you alright bud? Do you want to talk about it?
>>683754289
He's mocking someone from the last thread. Expect to see that copy pasta more. Lol
DEMACIA!!!
>>683754087
I'm good, working on the game
I actually caught a good night's rest last night. Passed out on my keyboard and woke up in my bed. How does that work, huh?
Anyway, I'm sick of coding so I turned to graphics and design for a while, gonna upload the color scheme so you guys can vote on which you like the best
>>683754181
It was fun to watch, a bit more effort than your usual shitposter
>>683754203
kek
This fucking shit is the freshest new copypasta
>>683754289
Hello Manako, beautiful eye you got there
>>683754239
Well, you are certainly enticing...
>>683754239
OH SHIT WADDUP.
HERE COME DAT BOOTI
>>683754036
aw dat sucks, I know the feel.
>>683754239
Good man. Glad to see you made it out of traffic alive yesterday :^)
>>683754289
i'm never alright
>>683754352
gonna use it wherever i can
>>683754005
Doing awesome!! How are you?
>>683754087
You like? <3
>
>>683754179
You do a good job <3
>>683754242
Doing amazing, thanks.
Yourself?
Time for work, see you in a while.
>>683754242
degeso
>>683754446
The whole post borfed sorry
>>683754363
Thank you <3
>
>>683754391
Hey Tats <3
>>683754400
Of course I did!
>>683754418
>forgot pic
>>683754340
Ah I should've know.
>>683754352
Thanks! Need some eye drops though
>>683754446
Well, you are certainly enticing...
see you guys in about 7 hours
>>683754363
Hey Hanako, managed to relax?~
>>683754446
I'm glad that I do <3
Not that you don't make me smile Hehe~
>>683754352
What sort of game are you making?
Claiming
Okay guys
Here they are
These are some of the color schemes I came up with
Remember the game is in a subtropical jungle setting so lots of green and brown. Most important is the tendrils standing out against the rest. We tried keeping it simple, hence the 2-color theme
Which one do you like best? Thoughts?
>>683754606
It's going to be a puzzle platformer where you use tendrils as a grappling hook to move yourself and other stuff around to solve puzzles
>colors gently
clmd
>>683754686
I can also quickly make any color schemes you guys propose and show them
>>683754686
The burgundy and green looks good. Make the green pretty bright to have it stand out maybe.
>>683754748
>>683754446
Cool, that's always good to hear.
>>683754449
Ah, u-um... Yes, thank you...
>I have no clue how to respond...
I'm so very tired. I wish I could keep going but I've spent the reserves too. Goodbye everyone! Hope you have a good day!
>>683754686
i'm liking 1 and 6.
>>683754532
That's next level /waifu/ commitment my friend.
Going to work now.
Bye.
https://youtu.be/aCyQu00rZrM
>>683754836
>>683754985
Ah, mixed opinions. That's good. Maybe I should poll tonight when there's lots of people in the thread
>>683755162
Good luck Galko
>>683755162
Love ya
>>683754994
Maaaaybe..
>>683754893
Goodnight!
>>683754595
Cutie~
>>683754554
>
<3
>>683755273
good idea
>>683755162
Goodbye <3
claim
>>683754686
I'm voting for five and six but I also sort of like 3.
https://youtu.be/LeXd_rWWK8s
>>683755431
Hehe~
The only and the best Froggo to talk to <3
>>683755693
Thanks anon
The votes so far have been pretty spread, which means I did an okay job
1: I
2: 0
3: II
4: 0
5: I
6: II
Thanks to everyone who cared enough to respond
>>683755843
Those thighs...
>>683755431
not that it's a bad thing~~
>>683755878
definitely no. 1 for me
>>683754686
2
>>683755878
I'm a fan of the first one.
>>683754548
It's a shame that I can't stay.
I hope that everything's going well, qt
>>683755878
Number three looks like a nigger. We can't have that.
>>683755431
O shit waddup
>>683755984
>thighs
I heard legs
>>683756081
>
>this is now a leg thread
>>683753638
you suck
you care
>>683755984
Mmh...
>>683756081
Why not both?
Where are all you guys from anyway?
>Pennsylvania here
time to hit the sack
and i mean bed
goodnight waifu
inb4 kys
inb4 stop being a faggot
inb4 inb4
inb4 in after
>>683755843
<3
>>683755984
Never said it was!
>>683756081
Hello there Death Senpai~
>
<3
>>683754595
Hmm... my power core seems to be beating very quickly.
How strange...
>>683755431
<3
>>683756212
>>683756174
>delicious
>>683756226
Australia
>>683756258
Goodnight syndra! <3
>>683755984
>>683755998
>>683756034
>>683756037
Thank you all
>>683755996
You like purple don't you?
1: III
2: II (Syndra counts double)
3: I
4: 0
5: II
6: II
>>683756226
Latvia
>>683756258
Eat shit spike.
>>683756309
<3
I'm not going to claim one so that everyone else has the opportunity to pick who they want!
I'm going to bed too. You'll have to bake your own bread. Good night, waifus.
>>683756258
Syndra does sleep. Hah.
>>683756212
Very nice. Treat her nice.
>>683756226
Manchester, UK
>>683756258
Goodnight Syndra
>>683756300
Nice dubs frogger
>>683756323
You too <3
>>683756351
welcome friend
>>683756370
I love you too
>>683756226
Belgium
>>683756258
Fake, Syndra doesn't sleep
>>683756258
>>683756370
Wait, he copied your file name too?
All is lost. RIP my ability to tell who's who.
I'll go Kill myself.
>>683756226
Im one of the Aussies
>>683756309
H.A.N.A.K.O., you need to regulate yourself.
>>683756300
Hi froggo. Nice dubs man
>>683756444
Nice trips space cowboy
>>683756226
Greece.
>>683756258
>Wew
Goodnight Syndra~
>>683756300
A cute~
>>683756309
Even if she's not here?~
>>683756323
Always glad to hear that word~
>>683756437
Hey, I've been here the whole time though. I was working on the designs
>>683756444
>trips confirm forbidden love
>>683756444
Go to hell and stay there.
>>683756540
Its not hard to copy filenames
Best Waifu
>>683756350
>>683756552
So you guys are upside down? Do you have to strap yourself in when browsing the Internet?
>>683756471
Yo let me get some Belgian waffles plz
>>683756437
I could never do something bad to her~
>>683756581
It's all very strange. I don't know what to do.
>2 Ausfags
>>683756643
I'm quite aware. But people are very lazy.
Me included.
It's usually a decent way to spot fakes. Oh well.
Sleep.
Later everyone.
>>683756643
I arrived in the hell the moment I was born, and went to heaven the day we met.
4 people thought I was you. I lul'd a little.
And stop posing like that it creeps me out when you get sexy with me.
Alright, off for real. I have a busy day of trying to do nothing in 6 hours.
p.s. Syndra
Kys<3
>>683756789
They better hurry the fuck up with season 2 of OPM
>>683756226
Australia too
>>683756674
Something like that
>>683756826
Fuck off
>>683756708
A true gent.
>3 Ausfags
>>683756851
Yep.
>>683756581
I enjoy that word. It leaves a good taste in the mouth.
>>683756674
I do strap myself in just so I can feel the G's. But mostly I sit in the kangaroo pouch, rubbing Vegemite behind my ears.
>>683756789
There are more. Kirino comes to mind.
>>683756674
Come get some then, we have like 200 kinds of waffles. Also suck our balls of steel and marvel at our statue of a kid pissing
>>683756826
10/10 I cried
>>683756674
pretty much
>>683756437
Thanks~
>>683756552
I got 'em for you.
Hopefully soon will be trips and I can sweep you off your feet.
>>683756581
You mean yourself?
>>683757042
>Kirino
Figures.
>>683756764
There isn't someone else apart from her, right?~
>>683756995
Actually, I could never do something bad to anyone~
>>683757042
Especially if you taste it~
>>683757149
Oh no meant you <3
I'm going.
>>683757278
Bye Tats!
>>683757042
is the good taste... delicious??
>>683757149
How much development does Tsuyu get in the series? Going anime-only for Academia atm and she's not had a lot.
>>683757241
same tbh senpai
>>683757278
Going out? See you Tats. Take care.
>>683757278
Going where? Hell? To the store?
>>683753638
>>683757241
Well... that's a little too early to tell.
Still, my mainframe's literally on the fritz and somehow she's continually disrupting my thought process.
>>683757278
seeya!
>>683757278
See you Tats
>>683757440
l-l-lewd squid
>>683757367
Why senpai?~
>Oh~
>>683757566
>Too early to tell
W-what do you mean?
Sit down in a silent room, focus on your breath and remove all your thoughts, then restart~
>>683757241
Shush <3
>>683757367
The bit that I've read so far she kicked some ass, saved the mc once or twice and some other stuff.
>>683758011
>>683753638
Futanari Raven is only viable choice
Flamie claimie
>>683758064
This is quite simply the most frustrating thing I have ever encountered since my creation, but for some reason, it also brings me... enlightenment, when I indulge in it.
Do I have some form of malware on me, disrupting my core processor? Or is this supposed to be a side effect of obtaining sentience? I've never encountered this... "feeling"... before.
What's happening to me?
https://youtu.be/J2X5mJ3HDYE
Bring me more working tunes
Quick update: just started model design. Looking good so far.
>Akiko
>>683758135
oh my
>>683758064
;_;
>>683758094
Only really seen Uraraka in the anime thus far so can't really call a best girl yet
>>683758396
>>683758094
Uhuhu~
Adorable <3
>>683758135
>I know...
>>683758551
Oh nono, it isn't that~
The warmth that you feel inside you, the heat that's warming your hardwares, it's called love~
Something that a calculating process can't understand by itself.
It's like a hug Uhu~
>hugs
>>683758601
I don't want to feel superior on others, that's why~
>I'll bake a new bread next
Morning kuudere claimed.
>>683758591
Its coming alive! And our concept of working tunes seems to vary greatly but hopefully you like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWFJGfEaNo
i'm done for the night
>>683759486
>forgot the pic again
>>683759521
Bye high libido robot.
>Homu
>>683759238
Nero is one of my favorite artists, thanks
>>683759521
weakling
night
>>683759051
L-LOVE?!
That can't be right. I've only talked to Hotaru for a few hours! Sure, we ate sushi together, but that's it!
>Btw I REALLY hate sushi
>Only went to a sushi place because it's what she wanted and I liked her more than my hatred of sushi
>>683759051
I kinda feel the same senpai
>>683759486
>>683759521
Night.
>>683759663
What a little cutie, be honest with yourself Hanako~
Why did you enjoyed her more than the sushi if you weren't in love?
Uhu~
>>683759799
Feel free to call me senpai then~
>>683759630
Are you from the good or the bad side of belgium? And if you're from Bruxelles kys
Titties.
>>683753638
Lel u suk coks
>>683758591
I don't know what you consider working tunes, but alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF49ZCjXygo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RaG123x_wU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_p4bCFMnHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RLxCdPhFM
>>683760174
is there something wrong with that?
>>683759630
They are indeed godlike, the whole Welcome Reality EP is perfect. This is one of my favourite working tunes but as I said our concept doesn't seem to be the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRJl9LbFx0Y
>>683759959
>Bruxelles
>kys
You just triggered the bomb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDTUIkAmjo
>>683760338
MY EYES!!! THEY'RE MELTING!
Good morning everyone
>>683759938
It's a deal, senpai~
>>683759959
The good side that doesn't have the french speaking fucks
And no, fuck brussels, seriously
They should just fence it or nuke it though I doubt it would kill off all the roaches, it's beyond saving at this point
>>683760298
It's good enough, Thanks
>>683753638
top kek u suk
>>683760114
>
>>683760465
As you wish c;
What a cute pic~
>>683759938
...
...
Shut up
>CORE TEMPERATURE RISING
>POWER CORE IS BEHAVING ERRATICALLY, USE CAUTION
>FLUSHING EXCESS HEAT THROUGH FACIAL AREA
>>683760512
MAh nigga
>>683760394
Are you French?
>>683760610
All of my waifu pics are cute, senpai :^)
>>683760452
Morning friend.
>>683760669
Im two countries away from those but why?
>>683760642
Come on Hanako~!
>squeezes Hanako's cheeks
>>683760756
I can see it~ c:
>>683760756
Hey there m80, how's it going?
>>683760911
Noire did 911
>>683760911
Just shut up and help me pick out some nice flowers
>It's for her
>>683760610
Hi Noire.
>
>>683761120
Doing well my friend, how's you?
>>683761140
Topkek
>>683761245
Uff...
Don't be so mean~
I like the blue ones anyway, or the orange ones~
>>683761282
Hi Galko~
>
Well. Played a quick game of LoL. Still just as I remember. J4 beats panth toplane.
>>683760780
Kurwa masz
Kotori claimed
>>683760669
my fellow person with high melanin levels in their skin
>>683760780
Bruh, whoever said Belgium is a safe country was obviously smart enough to avoid Brussels. I don't even know if there are any actual belgians living there anymore. It's just a fuckfest of niggers and muslims. The only reason it hasn't been contained yet is because of the airport, the atomium and all the old buildings that bring in tourist money. But even those need heavy police activity to keep all the niggers from vandalising everything. There is (I'm not making this up) an actual no-go zone where civilians are strongly advised to never go because of the crime rates in that district. It's almost entirely made up of unemployed muslim immigrant fucks in decaying buildings. If you value your life you stay the fuck out of there. Another fun thing is that after 3 am the police starts to patrol the streets and the clubs close, driving all the scum out of brussels and making the surrounding cities unsafe until 6 am
And that's why Brussels is the cancer of Belgium
>>683761456
Doing well also, had a lovely morning, about to start work. What does your day hold in store for you?
>>683761723
How about we drop a nuclear bomb on brussels then?
>>683761700
BURDS
>>683761748
Finished university for the year already, so I have literally nothing to do but shitpost. Can't find a job either ;_;
>Maki
>>683753638
I approve of Shizuru.
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