>Claim your waifu
>...That is all
>What, were you expecting actual rules?
Death robot edition never ends.
Gonna have to do some research into this.
>when u crack a line open to drain it
Yeah heard that somewhere before.
Same and does it ever work? Not really.
>Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham
>we play better music than /MU/
>Best idol claimed
thoughts on Frontier Psychiatrist?
>YUNO FUCKING GET ON SKYPE
Yuuki claim, I'm back.
Do I want to start a new town in Animal Crossing? I haven't played my current town in almost a year, but I'm hesitant to start over because I have all the fossils in the museum and a house close to being fully upgraded.
>start a new town in animal crossing
or get stardew valley
No for something I think youre gonna really enjoy, a funky tune to chill out to.
I heard that song freshman year and since then I got hooked on there music. Just check above <3
Yeahhhh you win this one, the only weeb thing I have is a sailor moon sticker on my front dash
DJ Rikka claimed
gotta go full weab on this shit
love this op.
I used this to power up and beat dead ops of the arcade 2. a LOT of loops.
>Left work early because I got suck from something
>Also left my phone in my locker
I'm an idiot.
Canaan claimed, how is everyone tonight?
Friendzone or rejected
Only one girl has come to me and well... lets say "gg seven years, no re"
Welcome back lord satan.
I'm going to sleep now because I'm a faggot, goodnight everyone <3
i'm mid y2 lovin the stardoods!@
Do I look like I give a fuck?
QOTT: whats some freakish shit you've seen at night?
Shadow people(not black people miho) in the same corner in my room by the door from time to time. Just standing there
Bored af fam, you?
In my old house, one night at 2am I went downstairs to get something to drink, upon going back up to my room I saw what i could of sworn looked like the grim reaper standing before my door
>Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack
aaaaaaaaa i need to get more into it
i always start playin that fuckin game right when im about to pass out
and its slow paced
what do you normally play?
saw 2 homeless doods fuckin by a dumpster while i was out for a nightly drive.
one of them yelled "turn off your fucking brights you inconsiderate bitch" and continued going at it
i wasn't sure how to feel
Welcome back. Thought I had missed saying good night to you.
Do the weird guys that go to Dennys at 1am count or no?
Not necessarily at night but I felt a presence at about 4am looking at me through my window.
>too busy playing to pay attention. Also too dark
Later at about 5:30 I felt the presence again and when I look up some one was staring at me through my window. Then proceeds to walk away slowly.
I work the night shift at a convenient store. I've seen some odd things and people, but no a lot of freaky shit. I've often wondered what the creepiest thing I could see would be, and I came to a conclusion. If I saw someone standing in the field across the street from the store, staring into the store, not moving, I would lose my shit.
Lots of multiplayer: WoW, LoL, CS:GO, Rocket League, Dark Souls...
Same, I may go to bed here shortly.
>i have none of those!
i guess i could get LoL
Not even drunk bb
I should probably too but I know Im not gonna so I'll suffer boredom
Hello to you too Shinoa
Sorry, I ran to the store real quick. Are you heading off?
That's going to my phone.
Sounds good, never seen SAO though.
Absolutely brutal man
Welcome back Milinda.
The Drive by last night
>Black and white music? Now that's a mixtape.
Almost 8, time to be off to sleep.
See you later everyone.
Back in Russia, probably a few months before we moved. It's one of those childhood memories that just sticks, like breaking your arm or losing a loved one. Saw this guy on all fours while on way home with my mom. He screamed and charged into an alley like some animal. Don't remember much else, except that my mother and I never took that route again. Still remember his face. That's all I got. Never seen anything paranormal.
She has the nerve to call me a friend after moving on quickly after our break up
Yay! I get to chat with you more! <3
Thanks Maki! How are you?
Glad you enjoyed that one. Now time for a personal favorite.
Youre listening to W A I F U
I'm about done with LoL, they keep changing the way the game plays and it's not fun anymore.
I guess I'll do the same. I'm debating opening a Redd's and watching some anime.
Nigga I'm on the ps4
Hmm now that you brought that up, I suppose I could finish some anime
pls no weezer
oh well fuck im broke
i'll play with ya but F2P only pls.
i'll see you on skype eventually.
When will the ship come to port?
These rappers are afraid of him.Cause I'm a beast, bitch, Gir, Invader Zim
Yep! At least, I'm trying to sober up a bit before falling into a coma.
Don't think i've ever heard that from headphones. Thought my left one had gone out for a few seconds. Lol
I'll take that as a no then, seeing as it was really just stoners being stoners, acting like idiots in public and taking hits of god knows what in the restrooms. Not even kidding about that last bit.
I know that feeling all to well, anon.
That's just bizarre.
N...no Weezer? Why not? My favorite band! Why not????
Rivers Cuomo with his old tricks man
When you stop bullying me... kek
I see. How was your day friend?
Good morning everyone
Looks like I fell asleep before I could finalize and show my designs yesterday. I''m not even sure how I ended up in my bed. On the bright side I didn't eat anything either so I saved an entire meal. I'm having some tea and a grenade apple for breakfast instead
How is everyone?
Sword art online is probably my 2nd fav mmostuck animu. good shit. top 3:
Sword Art Onlien
I am kekekeke
I enjoy the staid pace and mining like a madbeast. The only thing I find offensive is that "pale ale" is made from hops and a cask. I am a brewer and i find that racist and simplistic. but otherwise fun. stacking money to upgrade equipment and beat the 2nd dungeon. haven't even fucked with the social stuff yet. soo much to dooo
>>getting hard to post OC erytime
ever listen to BnC?
>Racist and simplistic
i havn't even done anything in stardew yet
>and i dont really drink anything but winecoolers
That looks like a picture you put in front of a casket denoting the person within.
>puts hands together in prayer
You will be missed.
i like say it aint so. total rockbandfag though >.>
Kek. Stoners will be stoners
Because teasing you is too much fun
Hey what up peaches! I'm doing fine and about to go to sleep
Some britbong hipster shit for anyone who cares.
I didn't even know this was a competition.
Threw up three times today, left my phone at work like an idiot. Also probably failed the Calc final I had this morning. Overall could be a lot worse. How about you?
That is actually super sick. I love garage band type sounding bands
how many songs do you know just from that game Asuka??
I was just angered by the ingredients for the pale ale. it should be grains, hops, cask, (maybe wheat, barley) yeast. making beer is hard but satisfying.
Absolutely horrid. As are most days. But enough of that, think of another name for your helo?
Also is Maki the third M?
Youth (new jersey)
look up those bands if you like that style
beer is too bitter for me
>im a smol little pussy
So no one has been keeping track of who's winning the QOTTs?
WHY HAVE I BEEN ANSWERING THEN?!
Shiro's back! Can't stop listening to this, must've been atleast 10 times today
Let me toss you a (You). How's your day been?
A dead person.
Yea I recently played with some friends after recent update, I had absolutely no clue what half of my favorite items did, now their's an elder dragon, and way too many other changes to name.
I'd reccomend Kiss x Sis
Have a warm sleep milk.
Napping at night time is a bad idea. I was tired so I went to bed hoping I could maybe just go to bed really early and be fine but I ended up only sleeping 3 hours and now I can't get back to sleep fucking FUCK
orz I'm kawaii as fuck! resting after a hard day because we're waiting for yeast to propagate at work. I thought you were the smugchan that went to sleep?
imbedding this for personal use. fuck alla yall.
ALL of them. except the punk and funk songs. i like running my own bad karaoke bar. >>683725517
didn't like that. not enough going on.
this is better imo, more of a relaxing feel
Your a meanie
Im sorry friend... Wish I could help
Havent thought of one yet...
N-No, where did y-you here that?
>this is war
this...this is painful..
didn't like the song or didn't like the game?
>im running out of hotaru..
I specialice in balanced, drinkable, malt forward beers. We only make IPA's for the IPA fags. we have like 10 beers on that aren't bitter AT ALL (despite 3 of them being the technical style "Bitter" (its an english thing). My favorite is actually the lowest octane thing we've ever done, a mild called Midnight walk.
Eh don't worry about it. Kinda what the liquor's for.
I have eyes and glasses, Mili. I'm can see it plainly.
good good and no I get on around 10 my time and from what I tell there is one that leaves around then so it gets confusing sometimes
Did I miss a memo or something? Since when was it a competition? I thought it was just a random discussion starter or some shit like that.
I only know touche amore from that list but I will check them out!
I am super tired, gonna hit the bed. Night all.
I usually like chiller rap and hip hop, but recently I've been listening to stuff with harder beats. I always thought Young Thug was a god damn fool, but the more I listen to him, I can actually understand him, and his lyrics aren't actually that awful, as most think.
You're* You better not be talking about my nigga like that.
Oh, by the way Shinoa, I think I'll take your advice. It took me about 10 minutes just to get out of bed with two and a half hours of sleep.
Ahh ok.. Good to have round the clock representation for your waifu i guess @_@
Young thug is a genius.
I've been saying that since half time came out.
but when it comes to harder stuff i prefer Xavier Wulf
Ah, I remember like it was yesterday
So I was the middle child who was ignored pretty much all the time and was allowed to freeroam
>9 or 10 or something
>venture out into forest a few hundred metres from our house
>never knew it was a remnant of the black forest
>normally completely sealed off by rampant growth and thorns
>dug myself a tunnel under the wall of thorns and got in anyway
>somehow inside it was always gloomy like dusk, really creepy if I think about it
>i look under rocks for bugs and other interesting shit in the forest
>this one time I went right after dinner
>crawl inside, stand still and listen for noises
>nothing special, continue into the forest
>somehow still feel dread, like something watching me
>I look here and there, forest changes radically every time I return, not sure how since there was barely any wind
>the whole thing was really fucking creepy when I think back
>climb a fallen tree and hop over when the rancid smell of death hits me
>feeling of dread changes to paranoia
>stand still for a good 3 minutes listening for noises, holding breath and shit
>smell of death still strong but Im curious
>can't find anything so I just continue exploring
>suddenly a twig snaps
>freeze up and listen
>second twig snap
>that's my cue to get up and bolt the fuck out
>I turn around and freeze at the sight I somehow missed
>in the green close to the tree I see this red heap
>I slowly approach it to see what it is
>smell gets really bad
>it's a carcass
>a fucking mutilated dog carcass
>his face, neck and chest are all fucked up, lacerated, not clean cuts like a knife
>his face had no skin on it and he was missing an eye
>feel like I'm being watched again
>feeling of paranoia changes into unrefined horror
>didn't think there were any predators in these woods
>twig snaps again somewherebehind me
>I get the adrenaline rush and bolt out faster than a Kenyan
To this day I'm not sure what killed that dog
Hello angry Barry. Was your nap at least good? lol
You're probably right.
Spike. It's Spike.
Yeah it was comfy and nice, at least until I got way too hot and had to get out of bed lol I'm still really tired, just brain randomly started racing and got super hot. I'll try going back to sleep in a few hours. Sup?
Yeah I suppose, im still sorry though.
Okay I admit it, its Maki
>Very pretty eyes and glasses btw
Nah, it's just a nice picture, I'm not that easy to kill. seriously, I've almost died like 5 times
aww, too bad
Read my story before you do. You'll also be missing my final design reveal of Tenchi
You should take a hot bath and get that stress out man, sounds like you're all burnt up
Well, assuming you're the guy who claimed that you took a fuck ton of drugs and alcohol, you are. If not, that guy. Under the very slim chance that person is being serious, hope he/she/you gets reincarnated as what pleases said person.
nail'd. spike died. spike was that person's waifu? good avatarfagging but is he really waifu material?
Nothing much. Getting around that time where most people are sleeping, and who's left tends to get in to little cliques. It's quite interesting to watch to me.
Eh just kinda sitting here yawning, drank some milk now probably gonna play something. Don't know what though.
Love you tho
It's cool mang. No worries im not offended. the advice about getting more sleep?
I'll stay up a bit longer than
Isn't Shiro cute?
Haha asuka is a dashfag
I just want to get your guys opinions on 3d girls
>why are they so gross
Ah. How's your DS3 run going?
Nothing much. How about you?
So, who are your other favorite artists/groups? Mine would have to be Kanye, Kendrick Lamar, A$AP Ferg and Rocky, Tribe Called Quest, Common, Nas and Wu-Tang.
Yea, most likely going to sleep once this thread gets slower.
Sriracha Yoko Ono claimed.
Hopefully not you, mate.
Probably not me.
You're a good writer, even with greentext.
Well I never returned to the forest. I later found out it was massive but I only ever saw a small strip of it. It was a remnant of the black forest. Still haven't heard of any predators that could take on a hunting dog, which leaves me with 2 options: either there was a predator in those woods we haven't seen before OR some psychopath is cutting up animals really violently
I don't know which is worse
Hold up, I'll go HST and finish them quick for you
>pats for the support
Hmm...hmmm...then it all makes sense.
You think so, huh?
Would you consider yourself a survivor or an immortal?
Spike is a husbando, like Dio. Top-tier, as well, in my opinion.
>Wouldn't have even responded, kek
I'd argue the opposite, to be honest. I'm usually never right.
You're probably right about that...
eh, haven't really had the motivation to work on it lately.
Do you though?
I will admit, Shiro is a qt
Yeah we are the 3Ms I guess... kek
>YES you a top tier qt
I just listen to a lot of fag elitist hip hop
waterboys, quasimoto, DOOM, Bones, ramirez
So i saw you saw you were going to sleep like, hours ago. Did you ever actually do that? Because it doesn't feel like it?
Ah yeah i think you said it was getting impractically hard. Is that the case still?
Hey Karen. How goes?
nah it's mainly just haven't really want to play it
Thanks, it's not hard writing when your memories are burnt in like that
I consider myself either having a guardian angel or being immortal. So far I've survived having a hot iron dug into my leg, falling, dangerous electrocutation x3 or something, one of my organs exploded and of course that drunk story of mine, explosion debris and a car crash
After my finals I threw up as well. Sounds like you're headed for well-deserved rest
Also, if anyone is up at 5:45 A.M. central time, that's around the time I'll be hopping back on, then shortly after that (6:35 A.M. ?) going to school.
Oh, rest in peace.
Shit posting waiting for the sleep to take hold
You cant just go around booping without protection
Im a classy waifu you know
It was probably a skinwalker/goatman
Or other spoopy creature
It might be a good idea to purge all pony related items
>i know i sure did
Ah. I get like that sometimes. Blessing and a curse.
I see i see. I know the feeling. I have a list of things i want to do, but i haven't really done any of them. Stupid me. Being a lazy sack of crap. Lol.
Seems to be a theme around here. Lol
don't listen to him your writing is garbage
apply the noose
absolute shit kek
I gotta split for my exam in like half an hour and still haven't finished most of the material
it's at this point the regret sets in
thanks you too
are we pony now?
I woulda thought you were an applejack honestly
Don't worry about it. Life's not about making the right choices. It's about making the more interesting ones.
Mili is best qt tho!!
And it looks like you fended off the masses of people asking what happened, kek. No one asked me. Guess I'm not fun to tease, hah.
Suuunnn daa bicchuu
Good lord you're a crash test dummy. Any long term physical damage?
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>I took a few booster shots the humans call "coffee" and now my system is in the fritz.
I don't think I can do it Karen, maybe you should give me an example and hang yourself to inspire me
Hello painter, how's the head today?
So far just my left ear that's partially deaf, a massive scar on my leg and on on my belly from the surgery. Not sure if getting electrocutated leaves long lasting damage
>Any long term physical damage?
dude he's on /waifu/
it's going to be fun
that was sry forgot to sign :3
Best if you get some shut eye and not fall sleep in class
Alright dude and it may have been the Askafroa protecting the ash tree...
Finally admit it huh?
Are you sure you're no fun to tease?
Hurts. My head always hurts.
dash is love. dash is life. dash is dirt.
Well mobos teally dont like liquid
Or really any computer parts arent big fans of liquids
Its a pretty good theme
Your making me slightly upset
You better not do it a third time >>683731294
I think ponies are more autistic than these threads in general
And there's number 4. Seriously starting to think this is more than just anxiety related.
Just in case, I think I'm gonna head off for the night.
Hopefully I'll be better tomorrow.
Oh, did I not tell you already that I don't care for school? I just do tests and quizzes. Plus, it's near end of year, pretty low chance of a huge turnaround for four classes I'm failing.
Interesting gif I'd say. I have a friend that's a Fluttershy fan. Is that good or bad?
I think you misspelled Mirai there... ;)
haha yeah at least for now... As long as Shinoa doesnt find out, otherwise the both of us are screwed... kek
Shiro is cute. Never talked to Shiro before though...
2nd bestpon but between loyalty and honesty its really a tough call for me... when BP was mane bae the whole time kekeke
coffee, drugs, cigarettes bad
you should keep your system clean so you can healthily shitpost like me
this is probably a good idea
lead by example after all
alright watch closely because I'm only going to do this once
fluttershy is a pussy
pinkie pie master race
party hard, live happy or die trying
Correction, only failing three, and near enough to a D in my math class that I'll most likely not fail that by end of year.
Have a warm sleep Canaan.
I'm always up for making some new friends. How's your day/night going?
Might as well start chatting and I will find out one day but not today
Curie claimed again. I am up for some fucking reason. Oh, tom Clancy's the division is almost completely loaded on my pc.
I think I'm up to 4 strikes.. >.> back to shitposting Asuka stuffss b4 b&d
I'd post more cider but I feel like i'm on the verge of ponyb&d
No, I think the problem is that it was TOO effective.
I'm literally functioning at 300% capacity. I was on my way home and I was halfway there before I realized that I catch a bus.
But I needed the coffee. J.U.R.I kept me up until 1 in the morning, and I have to get to school somehow.
Dude thanks, I dodn't know that shit yet. Don't live in Sweden but thanks for the new monster. Added to my memory inventory
Is it the top or the sides that hurt? Migraines?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
I almost finished too
I'll wait for the reveal until you're back
Should only be like 3 hours in your case
Same here! Im doing alright, i'm a lot more tired than I thought I would be, considering I only worked one of my two jobs today. How about you?
You wont find out! I assure you that!
It's the right half of the head. I have migraines frequently, but at least a headache all the time.
Battle scores are a warrior's pride. But for your sake, I hope you don't get any more, heh.
That's why I through the word "physical" in there. Waifu is a crutch for mental wellbeing.
>looks at IP addresses of everyone on current thread
No, but I'd end up telling you anyway, haha.
Be well, Canaan.
SO DRUNK that I thoroughly looked through my post for a good minute, wondering what you were talking about about.
Quick joke on your sobriety <---
Full-fledged rp comment
Kek, this gwan be good.