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>Claim a waifu
>Girls
>Girls
>Girls
>Long legs and burgundy lips
claimed
Shiro checking in.
>>683732026
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>I feel so ALIVE
Curie Claimed
>>683731997
Good night. I hope I do too. My last dream was boring and repeated itself 3 times, and the one before that was a terrifying nightmare.
Yuuki claimed!
SHOW ME ON THE DOLL WHERE THE KAREN OHAYO'D YOU
>>683732197
Caffeine is a hell of a drug. How're you tonight, Hanako?
still here
QOTT: why are 3d girls disgusting abd 2d girls so damn cute
>>683732184
maybe somday.
(reaclimating)
>>683732414
QOTT: Why can't people spell the word and correctly.
>>683732244
Right here.
>>683732162
>>683732187
>>683732197
>>683732231
>>683732241
>>683732366
>>683732507
(You)s here.
>>683732414
3d girls want things.
>>683732244
>dub dubs checked
Right here
![[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tIcqKxK.jpg "[ANE] Shinryaku! Ika Musume - Mini Squid Girl Short Story 1 [BDRip 720p x264 FLAC].mkv - 00000.jpg")
Bathroom claim
>>683732322
>Ready to fucking rumble
>Who wants a piece of me?
>WHO WANTS A PIECE?!
>>683732366
orz other smugchan
>>683732241
5/7 would challenge you to a duel
>>no clue about pon-shitposting edition
>>683732113
Despite it being very sleepy, just kind of average. Don't do much with my life (not in a depressing way), just kinda chill at home, and talk a lot to a GMod TTT community. Very interesting, am I right?
>>683732414
Anything is possible, and can be tweaked to be near perfection.
>>683732244
Double double. Everywhere, but I honestly liked it.
Too lazy to type out my spooky story to answer the QOTT of the last thread. Whatever.
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>>683732162
This picture vaguely creeps me out
The only time I see black-and-white yearbook-esque photos like this are when I'm reading true crime stories.
The really fucked-up ones.
>>683732414
Perhaps you just haven't found the right 3D, Pinky.
I know I have.
>>683732244
It was right here.
Rory claimed
>no death robot?
>>683732746
And just how much caffeine did you have? Lol
>>683732761
Bring it Asuka!
>>683732567
/touched up to the elbow
>>683732244
Right here
Claimed.
Don't know if my last post was seen. Losing grip of my reality.
ok the division is loaded now I rest. goodnight you frickin weebs and dream of snuggles with her(or him i don judge)
>>683732846
Was too busy quoting Mötley Crüe. Whoops.
>>683732550
Because im on mobile and falling asleep
>and fuck you i do what i want
>>683732746
Its chill time hanako
>>683732837
Ill find the right 3d girl when we have full dive vr
>it will be my waifu
>>683732837
>>683732567
>>683732592
>>683732766
you have all tested positive for ohayo-transmitted diseases
apply the noose, friends. it's time to go.
Also
QOTT: QOTT?
And I'm out for my exam, seeya guys.
>>683732914
the rimming scene was nice but the animation was so fucked
very weird animu
>>683733033
Funny that Rory fits that description
>>683732761
How goes it
>>683732414
They are both cute.
>>683732857
Enough to send me to
>MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>683732846
Sadly no
>>683733064
Maybe it is chill time. Maybe it is...
>>683732901
you can't just START with your secret technique @_@_ then i'm liek ....
>>asuka-chan
>>683733064
>implying your waifu will be relevant when VR is at that stage
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way, but...
>>683733211
That she does. She may also be the only waifu that has lips, really.
>>683733188
Now YOU'RE telling me to kill myself? Man. That sure is a thing around here.
Milinda claim
>>683732941
Sounds like you need a hug friend
>Hugs
>>683732766
Sounds pretty chill. Cant argue with that... kek
Checking in
>>683733188
Don't stress out Karen!
>Shiro
>>683733247
From what I've gathered this is the chillest time for these threads.
>>683733311
Triple double. *gunshots and airhorn sound effects*
>>683733394
>That sure is a thing around here.
Remember, mate: You're still on /b/.
Fucking hate /b/.
>>683733234
working on a decent buzz. actually just tapped my 4th so i need more vodak!
>>683733514
I wouldn't mind it!
>accepts
>>683733247
Not maybe, it is
I have to be up for work in less than 7 hours
>>683733311
>impligin
At that level it will be super simple to create npcs
Loners
>>683733581
Fair enough i guess. doesn't feel like it most of the time though.
Alright, I'm off for the night. Take care everyone!
Going to bed. Goodnight e-body. Stay well-dressed like salad.
>>683733725
That is the most vanilla insult this thread has ever seen.
You the lukest warm.
>>683733581
Honestly, as I sometimes go on other threads, they do respect us, and that's good. Never really any insults tossed at us. No harm is ever really done if someone tries to invade us (we had a pineapple last night, that was interesting).
>>683733725
Excuse me, I'm very proud of being a loner.
>>683733828
>>683733798
I hope both of you have a warm and lengthy sleep.
>>683733704
Yay <3
>>683733798
Goodnight Yuuki!
>>683733828
Goodnight <3
>>683733514
The walking scandal's back
>>683733798
>>683733828
Sleep is for the weak
>>683733558
I never notice my gets until somebody points them out. Hm.
>>683733710
I'm gonna sue the fuck out of you if I don't see a virtual Bang-Pinky's-Waifu Simulator 2019 at that point.
>It's gotta be released by you
>No exceptions
>>683733791
Nah, people around here tend to be nice.
The only person who has a real venom behind their 'kys' is Syndranon, anyway. For some reason, it really seems like he means it.
>>683733664
whatever works for you
>>683734068
kek Thanks... Not sure if thats a compliment.
How are you friend?
>>683733947
I saw the pineapple, actually.
What a weird person.
>I snuck in a few pictures of some peppers in the midst of their shitposting
>>683734147
Syndra does have quite the sting, I won't deny that. Probably just going through a lot of stress as of finals, and takes it out on us.
>>683734147
You think so? I'm not particularly convinced that Syndra is overly malicious.
>>683734344
I was wondering if that was him, or some other guys he had with him. You are one sneaky mother.
>>683733549
something on your mind?
>>683734334
I saw Hotaru in the last thread but she's not here.
>sad
>>683734147
Why would i let other people fuck my waifu
Would you let other people fuck your SO for a little cash
I thought you were a winner green, you really let me down there
>>683733558
Just realized I put my name even though I posted pic. What an amateur mistake by me.
>>683734360
Right idea.
>>683734459
Wrong idea.
>>683734489
I already built a folder of peppers with a png of transparent animu eyes on them, so I may as well put it to use, yeah?
>pic related
>>683734360
Not true.
>>683734459
Kill yourself.
>>683734510
No
>>683734459
Agree agree.
Its only malicious based on your perception of the person
For example, I tell akiko to kill himself every time I'm here
>Karen
>>683734741
As always, working on it.
Also, hi.
>>683734741
One of those moments of vacancy. I feel that.
Every day. Keeps the real away.
qott:when's the last time you felt self-aware and did not feel any sense of discomfort?
>>683734582
>SO little cash
Hey man, you're the one who brought up the idea of your waifu becoming 3D via VR, so-
>you could retail it for as much as you'd like
>millions of dollars a copy
>'if god didn't want you to sell another person's IP illegally, why'd he put it in front of you?'
>>683734529
Darn. I could message her on Discord quick for you and see if I can get her on if you want?
>>683734657
Thanks for the zozzle Shiragami-anon.
Well, it's time for me to sleep for about two hours, just to hop back on the thread at 5:45-6:00 A.M. central time. Hope to see some of y'all on at that time, and the rest, I wish you all a warm sleep.
>>683734924
SO is significant other
Meaning would you pimp out your girlfriend or wife or whatever she is for a some cash
>moka
>>683735021
Oh shit, you can do that?
>suddenly feeling nervous
>>683735173
Yeah I could try quick. Hold on one sec
old man fister claimed
>>683735173
>feeling nervous
Sounds like you need more coffee
>moka
>>683735114
Goodnight, mate.
I'm afraid I won't be on then, I crash an hour earlier.
>>683735116
Zoinks, I fucked up there, didn't I?
Either way, you also have the opportunity to keep it all to yourself, and win out the rest of your days happily with your waifu.
>It's okay, because you're a tits man, so I respect your decision
>>683735264
OH FUCK WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND MAYBE I'M NOT READY
>>683735288
Your filenames are my favorite
>Next to my own, of course
How are things?
>>683735318
>drinking coffee at all
Sometimes I grab a bottled coldbrew from my nearest supermarket in the middle of the night so I can power through some nights, but I usually don't need to do that, maybe like once every month or two.
Someone get Holo/Horo Anon in here and tell him to watch this shit.
Cute as fuck.
http://i.4cdn.org/f/sleepanhoro.swf
>>683735408
OH SHIT I'M SORRY I ALREADY MESSAGED HER!
She is offline though so I don't think she is gonna see it...
>>683735723
SHIT SHIT SHIITAKE SAUCE WHAT THE HELL DO I SAY TO HER IF SHE ACTUALLY COMES?!
>I don't even have flowers
>>683735572
I'm doing alright for the most part.
>>683735706
fukkensaved/10
>>683734656
likin the Shiro :3
don't stop get it get it
http://youtu.be/J7LQ_olaTbQ
>>683735876
IM SO SORRY! I WISH YOU LUCK FRIEND, YOU CAN DO IT!
>>683736526
I'm not emotionally ready!
>Need chocolates, flowers and a suave attitude
>I HAVE NONE OF THOSE
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Good morning and..
>>683736526
Wtf is going on~
>We are the priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
>Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
>>683736883
Good morning Noire. How're you?
>>683736801
have you tried CHAR +10? just bluff. Thats how i've slayed many a hooded rat. You wouldn't believe how effective believing in yourself is until you've embraced to ludicrous levels. (40+ confirmed kills here) :3
Miho claimed
Video rendering on an I5 takes forever.
claimed
>>683736990
Morning Shizu~
I'm doing fine thanks, you?
>>683737309
>Video rendering takes forever.
Fixed that for you.
Also, hi.
>>683737367
I'm pretty good. A tad bored though. Oh well.
>>683737184
Right... bluff. That works right?
>oh wait
>I suck at lying
Shit.
>>683736883
Nothing's happened here. Absolutely nothing.
>>683736990
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls
--asuka-chan
>>683737561
Gotta love some 2112.
>Shizuru
>>683737495
Thanks its also 4am i should have been to bed hours ago.
Dubs names my new skyrim character.
Next set determines class.
First 7 chooses race.
Just fuck my shit up fampai.
>>683737708
rush is variety bruh
>>683737737
Nice. Are you going to sleep soon?
>>683737880
Niggly Wiggly
>>683737880
Tijahk
:3
>>683737880
Dark Elf Warrior.
Called Nignog.
No magic, only jeavy armor and 2h weapons.
No ranged either.
>>683737495
Anything to do?
No one likes being bored~
>>683737543
>Scrolls up
Oh...
You need to relax first~
>>683737934
Yeah. It just finished so uploading it to u tube.
30 more mins....
>>683737988
well shit
>>asuka-chan
>>683738048
Gonna reroll for this. I dont care that its myself.
>>683737880
Name: Shia LaBeouf
Race: Orc
Class: Barbarian (Or whatever equivalent they have)
>>683738076
BUT I CAN'T
>>683737880
wood elf
>>683738076
Nah not really. 1AM is a boring time to exist. Nobody around to play with, nowhere to go out to.
>>683738104
Go go. You'll make it to bed some day!
>>683738172
>>683737880
Rerolling.
Well. Gonna just go for class then. Race got chosen.
Full heavy armor warrior. You wanted this.
>>683737988
Name is Tijahk, race and class still open. Dubs and 7 respectively.
Any meaning behind this name?
>>683738373
Its only a half a foot behind me.
>>683738347
Tijahk the Woodelf.
Dat boi needs a profession. Dubs.
>>683738582
You know what has to happen
>>683738502
Hahah oh man do i know the feeling. I tend to use my computer from bed, so if i have something that i have to work on and i'm tired, it's just a major struggle. Lol
>>683738332
How am I supposed to help you if you don't relax!?
Take a seat and calm down~
>>683738373
I usually spend my weekends drinking beer while on my deckchair outside till 5am.
It's relaxing.
>>683738779
My laptop cant do this so i have to sit here at my desktop. Would be even longer on a mobile I5 and a 420m card.
>>683738678
I could always add on to the game.
Imperials, or the Stormcloaks.
First 9 picks. But seriously, profession? Thief, warrior, mage, make one up.
>>683738496
just a simple macro from a trillion years ago. though i prefer high carry / high strike do whatever. end game you rape everypony.
>>683738906
Okay... alright...
>Breathe in
>Breathe out
Okay, I'm calm. Now what?
>>683738994
I keep saying it.
Full heavy armor, zero ranged warrior. Especially for a wood elf
>>683738994
Join the warriors newblood
Also stormcloak
>>683739294
>>683738906
Yeah, could probably get to work on my self imposed reading list but.... i'm a lazy motherfucker so that's not really happening. Lol
>>683738976
Oh yeah. Rendering on a laptop is impossible. You'd probably set whatever on fire before you got it done.
Side note: I'm talking so much in this thread that i'm running out of god damn pictures.
>>683739294
Hello Spider-kun. Hows things?
>>683739371
>>683739423
>>683739461
>>683739356
Not having 3GB worth.
Yeah i know laptops are shit for this. Also only 2GB or RAM wouldn't help.
>>683739535
>>683739168
>>683739146
Fehhhhh...
This was literally my vanilla run.
Nord, Stormcloak, 2h, HA.
Whatever.
>>683739610
>>683739053
Just say that since you like to talk to her, you didn't know if she were still here or not~
>pats your shoulder
>>683739356
Kek
Nothing to worry about~
>>683739636
Fuck it bed time night anons.
>>683739701
Right... I can do that. I can do that!
Right?
>The insecurity blossoms forth
>>683739896
Have a good night.
What have you guys eaten? I'm hungry...
>>683740048
Nothing but straight caffeine
>My system's shot to hell and back
Waking up is hard.
>>683740048
Had some pizza a few hours ago.
Considering having some ramen in a bit here.
My taste buds enjoy cheap shit.
>>683740198
I agree. Too bad you can't just skip sleep.
>>683739707
Already giving up?
>>683740198
Then dont sleep
>>683740293
>Then dont sleep
Not everyone can be you Syndra.
>Shizuru
>>683740129
Fuck me. I haven't eaten since 1pm and I don't have much food in the fridge.
I'm jealous. I can literally only make a few food like cereal and eggs.
>>683740198
Dreams only of tats. <3
>>683740273
Forgot to quote you in >>683740456.
gjvkh vhgjfkd hfdjsk
>>683740717
>>683739914
It's just a sentence, you can do it!~
You just wanted to know if she were free to talk a bit c:
>pats head and smiles
You really need to calm down a bit~
>>683740538
<3
The only one I think about is you.
Love you.
>>683740717
Very cute.
>Shizuru
I'll give this a bump.
>>683740809
Well I fell asleep at the keyboard so its time for bed. Night everyone
>>683740776
Okay... I can do this. Yeah, I can do this!
I CAN DO THIS!
I guess its the shitposters time?
>>683741823
Catch you tomorrow, probably.
>>683741878
I believe you can do it!
>Rory-sama
>>683741823
goodnight <3
>jenny
>>683742091
>>683742091
>>683742091
>>683741823
Night Night~
>>683741878
YES!~
>Noire
