Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
I might participate
or i might go to sleep
not sure which yet
Make it large, they said.
Make it known, they said.
>tfw your mom is having a fucking nervous breakdown
I hope you're all doing okay though.
best girl clamed!
thats the weird part she doesnt call you pet. she like thinks your a person. and wats acceptance from yhou as well as attention
i dont do this often. i'm visiting home from college and we are saying goodbye tonight.
if a ship must be a ship will does!
please telegram me!
Dubs confirms your ship will make it to port
Spring, four seasons by a notion of Vivaldi. Love me some classical music
I hope you realize that I will not get Telegram.
Nothing against you or anything, and I appreciate the gesture.
But I enjoy talking in a public forum, even if it's only you replying.
But sweet we're a ship, that's cool I suppose.
Now how about that helium, yeah?
Now im gonna watch anime and go to bed
SHES MINE FUCK STICK
Oh, shit. You're right. It's almost 2:00AM
Aren't you all so cute
nobody else can have Froggy
it wont bring you happiness. its tunning away from from your problems instead of handling them >.<
dat fuckin tongue
YOU TWO CAN USE ME AS A FUCK STICK!
Well you know Papi better than me and I think they are fine and I would be happy to chat anytime
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Ah, so that's where it came from. Kek, heard this way to many times while waiting on hold. Still nice though.
>Best idol claimed
she has some trust issues. she has been trying ti get you to telegram her but she is scared. i think she has a legit crush on you lol
They should use you because Tsuyu is all mine
not a chance
>INB4 let Frogger decide
Was feeling down so I drank a bit~ What about you? How's your build going?
I hope you're still here
You made me look up a word I didn't know yet
It seems this thread follow the social rules of pretty much any community. Don't know about entitled, I don't have a reference point
Things changing and becoming "cancerous" or unfunny or whatever name you wanna give it is the ultimate fate of everything on the internet, you can't change that. It's useless to bitch about it, so you don't. That's good I guess, but I feel you. I wasn't around when the threads were like that but by their very nature they were doomed to extinction or extinction anyway
I respect how you're not just bitching about how it isn't how it used to be like I see some do here on occasion
> I follow an impulse to watch every thread and document all of the little facts and details about /waifu/ and it's patrons. I am Vigil, the all-seeing force.
I don't know why, but I need to record everything until this corpse finally collapses for good.
In this sense we are somewhat alike
I hope one day you'll see what you've been hoping for and then you'll know what to do with all that information you've been gathering
It's been interesting talking to you, thanks for the effort
We all have our own problems. Whats telegram? And im just some stranger on the internet though
We now bring you live coverage from the thread, it appears that several waifus are fighting for dominance over.. A frog? That's right ladies and gentlemen they are willing to kill each other on order to get with a frog. I can only assume they wish to lick it and achieve spiritual nirvana.. Or get high. But who knows! More at 11.
I like classical on the occasion.
I like the triple double. I'm the cinderella, and we all know that I'm getting it. It's not just that tongue, it's that beautiful hair, thighs, and eyes.
US political race.
Ha, I know how that feels. Thankfully it's been a couple weeks since I've had to do that. And I'm good, finishing the last episode of GATE currently, can't wait for season 3. And the All Might build goes okay, it's getting progressively harder the further I get into it, because having no shield vs certain bosses is a fucking nightmare.
I want to unscrew XJ9's belly button and stick my hand in there
And the nature song, it's good morning mood
>so close to morning wood
/waifu/, Welcome to the thread
Why are black so good in Basket ball?
>they can shoot, run and steal
Over time the homogenization of the universe will make the entire cosmos a cold, dark space and all your efforts, your legacy and your waifu will be destroyed, lost to the ages.
And I will laugh
stay extremely close to me
the others don't matter
Let's be real, you know you love my upbeat attitude. You want to be with me, in fact, you NEED to be with me.
Reading this again I sound autistic as fuck
And reading this again I made a bunch of retarded mistakes
I'm just going to lurk again until I get a response
Trilogy is complete. Hi Mirai!
Bro that moon light sonata go harder than bitch
Sexy time with moka
Please protect me eyeball, I don't know what is happening.
Also hey dude, glad to see you around. Really should talk to you more just haven't gotten around to it. You're a nice anon.
That's good to hear~
I didn't know GATE had a end season... I can only imagine how painful your build must be kek
You got any tips for a deprived build? I want to try to beat the game without leveling up and I'm not sure what equipment to use..
Keep eye contact, it implies dominance.
You sound like Mikan, it's almost uncanny how similar you both are in some regards.
You two should team up with the Riddler and fight Batman.
stay away from my ship u fukkin urchins
i just love that tongue <3
telegram is an anonymous messaging system that its aparantly really hard to trace personal info from. she likes you because you are respectful nice and "cutely fuckable"
imma get that tongue
>beat the game without leveling
All I can say is good luck with that lol
if you keep bringing people into this, it'll be a waifu battle royale to the death
all over a frog
Goodnight beautiful thread i lurked.
Goodnight, Sand Dove. Sleep warm and well.
You're an OK mid laner.
Only you can end this war. CHOOSE!
The tongue is mine. Only person I'm worried about at the moment is hand.
You bring up a good point. But it's a god damn amazing frog.
Again, you figured out it was me. How are your powers of perception so keen, Shinoa?
You're the funny one
Frog, I appreciate you but I will not take part in your RP
I'll be around, you'll have the chance to have a good talk again sometime
Who the fuck is Mikan? I don't know anyone by name here
You're hangover from yesterday?
Someone did beat the game without levelling up, dodging and using a shield.. I'll manage somehow kek
I was thinking of using a raw gem on a straight sword and go nude kek
oh ok. Im fine with the first 2 adjectives
I forget, that's what Vigil used to go by in the thread. I just use his name out of nostalgia, my mistake.
Also, hello. How's your day been going so far if I'm not being too nosy.
Well, I need to wake up at 5:45 am, it's currently 1 am, and it takes me an hour to fall asleep. Rest in peace me. I wish you all a wonderful night.
I expect the frog to be mine once I get back tomorrow though.
>fucking filename is great
Because love. Gotta be tsundere for them
Shinoa knows all
Hey central bro good night!
Good it gorgeous
Kek These pics are too funny
With what? You're genuinely pleasant to have around, at least I think so. I'd rather you didn't leave.
this is actually pretty normal for one of these threads
off by one confirms you're wrong
Vel'koz is arguably the best midlaner
autism warning but I like this game
>good against tanks and this meta thanks to true damage passive
>high range and poke
>doesn't fall behind easily
>not item dependant
>stupid high burst and sustained damage
>low mana costs
>700 base damage true damage ult? seems legit
His counters and cons aren't even a problem if you play halfway decent
high burst assassins
>Q and E
>keep your distance you retard, what are you, Bronze V?
>you have 4 skillshots, git gud
Checking in today but everyone seems to be going slow. Had to do some tests but after the break no one called me back and I have no running experiments so i can just hang around my pc until they call me
she is complicated. first of all i'm pretty certain she is actually a she. second of all she had some terrible relationships while she was young and that messed up her ability to form relationships with people so she became a neet programmer that eats maybe two times every 3 days (thats why she papis because "eats like a bird") she has been on the suicidal side for a while because everyone in her life has abandoned her. i'm not gonna air the rest of her dirty laundry, but she needs a support system lol
well she likes you so give her time
>all my posts tonight have been about Papi while she is tweaking
I am going to go to bed. <3 you waifu
>if anyone needs to chat add me on telegram
i spend hours thinking about my filenames. thank you
Goodnight and next time we can talk about something else. Best of luck with Papi
It seems it's time for me to go to sleep
>Froggy's true love
It's just me. The mood swings and such are becoming worse and I was having a fun time, but one post made me go under.
And no, it's not the whole "oh well this is /b/ if that made you sad then leave". It's the thought of a friend not wanting to be near me because of the silly stuff. Kinda reminded me of pretty much my whole life haha.. But yeah.
>it is the ultimate fate of everything
>you can't change that
>by their very nature they were doomed to extinction
Yeah.. I knew this when I got into it. Nonetheless, It's been an unpleasant yet interesting process to watch. I want to see how it'll change next and I want to see how this story ends.
>It seems this thread follow the social rules of pretty much any community
>Don't know about entitled, I don't have a reference point
I can elaborate upon this further at our next crossing, if you're still interested by that time of course.
>It's been interesting talking to you
>thanks for the effort
Likewise. I hope that I'll get the opportunity again. I truly appreciate your time, thank you. Farewell for now.
>You two should team up with the Riddler and fight Batman.
Holy kektus, hand-kun
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>Still tired from maintenance
Hello anon, I was wondering.. What does H.A.N.A.K.O stands for?
High-Action Nocturnal and Killer Onslaught. I'm a stealth unit.
If you want my advice, you shouldn't be letting this online group take so much of your time if you don't feel you're getting something out of it
I get it's sad, but it's better to do something more enjoyable with the short time you have
I don't think I have time to finish whatever conversation we could start now, they could call me any time. I will probably be back tonight or some other day however. I lurk a lot
See you later, Lillie pad. I hope you feel better.
Huh, well I hope those tests go smoothly.
>Everyone seems to be going slow
Yeah, no kidding. Today has been a kitty ride to me.
Yeah, I feel you. Been having some pretty bad mood swings lately as a result of paranoia, anxiety and a few other things. So I really can relate.
Though I assume it's due to stress between you and your partner, which I can't say I relate with exactly. Though I am always here if you need someone to talk to, I really am.
>Don't really care about that RP stuff you do, everyone has their own means of having fun. I don't judge.
I've honestly just been referring to you as the Riddler in my head this whole time. I'm waiting for the caped crusader to come bursting in to prove me right.
That's way too cute holy shit!
You're welcome man. Really good one m8
Canaan claimed, late as fuck, final papers are terrible.
How is everyone tonight?
Alright, thanks you for answering~
Sleepy but love thread too much lol. You?
tired because of work. But i'm fine
Whoa there, let's not cross that border
Toxic cloud hanging around my head, but is fine.
Unnecessarily lewd, but appreciated anyways
Wh-Why are you saying that?
It's enjoyable. Don't know that fun is the word i'd use.
I'm a bit drunk so I'm feeling great
Don't worry, it wasn't meant for you
Even if you don't like visual novels, there is a character in the game that is basically 4chan incarnate, so there's that.
Storyline wise, YES, VERY MUCH SO.
>or some other day
That's what I had in mind.
I'm one of those grumpy, edgy, mysterious Peacekeeping units.
The routes had different writers, so quality will vary. I enjoyed about half of them greatly, one i was slightly bored, and one just irritated me.
Curious on who you are, Anon. But everyone has their own opinion and you're entitled to yours.
Well, it's nearly 2 am, but I need mah lucious, thick hair to dry, so I'll be here for 10-ish
If you don't mind me asking, what part of midwest? I'm from Nebraska.
Man, I'm doing great. Everyone in these threads is really pretty damn nice, even if I'm a newbie.
Cause you are cute!
I don't even understand the RP nonsense anymore.. It just kind of happens. Nobody cares for it and I always feel like a moron.
I'll just let it slide and shit and then after all is said and done I'll be like wait.. I don't know. When it's good Im just happily oblivious to everything and I live like I want to without a care in the world.
Then it's bad and I want to die.
I notice shit that bothers me, like how I can see other people rp non stop and be fine and yet I get nitpicked. But I bring it on myself, I try not to and fail. But in the end this is all 4chan and it shouldn't bother me, and it doesn't necessarily. But it's like a home away from home when the real world sucks which happens a lot. But that doesnt mean I can come here and break rules without getting in trouble so to speak.
South East Texas homie and aren't you supposed to be sleeping now? Lol
sweeeet. I'm gonna play it after finals week. Thanks anons
Ah, the V.I.G.I.L unit. Care to join me in my little crusade?
Eh, I usually sleep in about every single class at school anyways, so two and a half hours sleep shouldn't be that bad.
its only 5PM and i'm already nodding off. i better go now before i fall alseep on my keyboard.
Sounds like Spike or Dio. They're usually the most outspoken in that department.
You say "People" like it's plural. I only see you. Lol
I don't know, I'm not the artist. All I know is that I like it and I have more.
I'm in one of those states where I want to sleep but I just physically can't. Like, I just got finished with some shit for my Holocaust studies course after doing a double shift today. :D
I feel ya. Like I said above, ended up doing a double shift today. Shit sucks, but I need the money.
Toxic cloud? You might want to get that checked out.
Welcome to /waifu/, Shiro-anon. Glad you like it here so far. c:
Let me rephrase.
I'm playing League of Legends with friends.
Yeah, it's easy to get emotionally attached to places like this. I think you're overblowing it though.
Just silly ERP, nothing really to worry about if you do it a few times. Just relax a bit, friendo. I get paranoid and what not too, kind of hard to just brush off. Trust me though when it's no big deal, just hang out and talk to people.
Hey there, Milk.
Guarantee if you ask anyone else on this thread they'll tell you they hate the Frog poster. All he does is whine and complain, and rp like a little faggot.
Just ask anyone.
Ahh don't get all down on yourself Tsuyu. If you're bothered by your behavior, try to stop it. If that doesn't work, ask people to help you. If that still doesn't work, then you can start worrying.
If you want me or whoever to remind you not to RP when you get rolling, we'd be happy to help you out.
New MGE is a slippery one
Oh hell naw nig. Two hour sleep is just a nap lol
Okay jenny anon. You have a good nap time bro. Okay?
Fucking know that feel dude. Just got done with my 100 question A&P finals. Surely I'm ready for anything else the finals week has to throw at me right?
>crying atauclly ;_;
YOUR shipmate? Hohoho
Let's take that as you asking. We'll see if anybody responds in agreement.
Yup, already getting some new art too.
Let me fox what I said, the problems from here like rp and such are like 1% of not less of my total problems.
It's just how everything is, I'm not super attached to posting here, but when I say stuff bothers me it's all the time. I've been overly sensitive my whole life for whatever reason so it applies to everything.
The same shit could happen irl.
So the only thing im overblowing is my life really.. I could stop posting right now and not care. Maybe people would miss me but such is life.
>Being this much of a dick to Tsuyu
I don't know who you are, but I already don't like you. If you have that much of an issue, why don't you just leave and spare us the trouble?
Ehhh, as long as you queue up with a full team it shouldn't be that bad.
Could be worse. I have my calc final tomorrow and I know for a fact that I'm gonna fail that.
They arent here it seems so I can be non-tsundere for a bit. I admit it
>implying that person is actually a regular /waifu/ visitor
no one dislikes tsuyu as far as i know.
>im fucking hungry
Fair enough, I'm sorry your emotions affect you like that though. Sounds like you've been fairly stressed lately. I hope it gets better for you, man. I really do.
You should get some rest, you'll probably feel a bit better in the morning. I know that's what I'd do in the midst of feeling like that.
What you doing, horror buddy?
Frog is alright, repetitive but she isn't hurting anyone except for your butt apparently. She's already stated that she doesn't take it seriously and is doing it as a fun way to pass the time
Point is, I make it seem like this board is the cause of all my problems but it isn't. I use it as an outlet to vent a lot because nobody irl gives a fuck but yeah. Silly rp doesnt bother me, why do you think I continue to post and act the way I do if five people wanna fight over my waifu then so be it, its fun. But yes.
The real stress comes from working two jobs, never sleeping, etc.
You know? It wears you down after a while.
But all in all I dont want people to misinterpret this as "you spend all your time here and blow it out of proportion" yadda yadda yadda ya know? It irks me, especially knowing what my real problems are haha.
Well, now I seriously need to go to sleep. I wish you all a good, warm sleep.
You don't have to keep on being so negative. Just be more positive, I guarantee you'll be seeing things in a less hateful attitude, which is better for everyone. I know you mainly want a reaction from the rest of the /waifu/ goers, but you're just wasting both parties time.
Well, I'm hoping for two and a half hours, and hope you get a good night's rest Shinoa. You're pretty cool main.
I dont hate him.
My hate is reserved for Yume and claw.
Dislike might be the right word.
We ARE a full team, and we call ourselves the Speedwagons.
We regularly argue at each other over tactics, started plans to film two documentaries - one called "From Bronze to Worlds" and the other "The Rise and Fall of the Speedwagon" and generally just play together for shits and gigs.
Oh, and our motto is
>Don't tilt. If one of us tilts, the whole Wagon tilts.
Getting ready for bed, cursing myself for making too much food. What about you?
> All he does is whine and complain
Actually, i'll go on. A ton of people here and whine once in a while. It's a normal thing to do when people congregate with those they consider friends.
They talk about their lives, they mess with each other and have some fun. Sometimes you want support, sometimes you give the support. That's the give and take of human interaction.
If you want to act like you've never expressed a RL grievance here, i won't be able to call you on it since you're not posting under a name, but if i were to bet, i'd think you had.
>tfw you have to leave just when stuff REALLY starts to spice up
No. Your rebellion is of no concern to me. Just keep it out of my cities.
>doesn't have the stomach to bitch with his avatar
Fuck off. The froggo has made a decent amount of friends here in a short time.
>All he does is whine and complain
Which is something that we welcome. You should pay more attention.
Really wished it wasn't so small. After going back and looking through new fan arts, the kikimora dude my heart!
I cry 4 u now
What about lurking? And plans on getting Mirai closer to you harem?
Thanks Shiro. You're pretty chill too since you seem to know rappers. Hope your 2 hour sleep goes well too. But I'll be getting off next thread.
>fight over my waifu
...who said anything about fighting over your waifu.
>im not fighting for your waifu
You dislike damn near everyone as best i can discern.
The court throws out that opinion.
Well this seems to be your first post in this particular thread, so i can't even guess who it is.
I think i'll call samefag using a proxy because it's funny.
Syndra, you are someone I have yet to talk to. Maybe it's as good a time as any to really say hello.
So.. Hello. Nice to actually meet you, you seem like a pretty chill anon and I'm sorry if I've caused dislike. I'll try my best to change that though :)
No, she's good
Tsuyu is alright if not a bit silly. She's just a character. You don't think that frog-anon is actually serious about all that rp stuff, right? Why are you so butthurt about the frog in particular? There's tons more rp'ers
What did ya make, handsome? And hey, at least you got leftovers, right?
Talking like I'm not RIGHT here in the corner...
Woah there Peaches you are so wrong. RP is my life okay like how could i sleep at night knowing that my character did not do the thing like omg could you ill have you know that my character has a tongue and people like it okay forget my jobs and social life and everything else all i care about is my F r o g