Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
>Frog poster is a piece of shit edition
>>683568441
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>>683568137
Hmph. Suit yourself.
>>683568247
Yep. Like last night with J.U.R.I
Drunk Megumin claimed~
a a a a a a a a a a
>>683568164
I'm pretty sure all Kiki art is cute as fuck, its just how they are.
>>683568249
Homemade tacos with bratwurst inside, basically just taking what was there and combining it. Was good enough but I made way too much.
claim
>>683568467
kek, you know I'm here for you when they give you guys shit
Have a good one Froggo
back to lurking, I actually almost finished my work
>>683568441
>20/20 waifu claimed
>been lurking since last thread
>will continue to lurk
>Shizuru get!
still here
Yuno claim before I shower
Obligatory claim.
>>683568636
Ooohh, that sounds good. Wish I could get in on that, at least you'll have some left overs for later so your handsome self don't starve.
When you sleeping?
You guys are all retarded.
Time and time again you bitch about the retard frog poster yet all of a sudden you guys say he's cool. Too pussy to post truth around him??
>these threads are so fucking cringy it hurts.
>please everyone in this thread kills yourselves because b is not the place for you.
Milinda claim
Rin claimed
It's been a while.
How's it going?
>>683568636
This one is a heavy hitter
>>683568799
Nah, we just really could not give less of a shit tbh
>>683568759
>its you
>>683568568
every time i see hanako i think you're saying my name
so one person has an opinion on another anon here and everyone shits themselves
what have i come home to
>>683568825
If you tink this is cringy /b/ isnt a place for you either
>>683568799
>Too pussy to post truth around him
Says the guy who won't use his avatar.
I've never really complained about him, I think he's sweet. He just gets caught up in the moment I think, which is fine.
>>683568922
Why, you miss me?
>>683568893
I should be doing homework, but instead I'm here.
So all is good.
>>683568883
>>683568893
Tiring lol about hit the bed soon dude. Welcome back!
>>683568762
>When you sleeping?
I'm currently asking myself this question.
>it was only 11:19PM
>wanted to stay up to talk to Vel'koz
>was also writing Light a message
>it's 3:15AM now
>vigil
>>683568799
>Too pussy
Oh, don't do that while you're enveloped by glass.
>>683568441
Hol up
>>683569020
your 'friends' are asswipes.
Its the frog poster
And he should kill himself
Clammed
>>683569077
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PIC
>>683568724
Mirai!
>>683569140
HE'S SO TALL AND HANDSOME AS HELL. HES SO BAD BUT DOES IT SO WELL
>>683569140
R.O.R.Y. unit has arrived.
>>683568762
Yeah, I only tried it because a while back my dad made some bratwurst and warped tortillas around them and they were good as fuck, this not so much but it was good enough. Yeah there's one whole one left.
After you, can't let you win now can I?
>>683568901
Damn man.
>>683569129
Sleep is for the weak as they say.
>>683569252
I see you talking to that retard frog poster
He seems to annoy the shit out of you
Opinion?
>>683569057
Hey Hanabro. I don't think I've met you. Good to see more KS faces.
>>683569077
Sleep? Pussy
Canaan claimed
>>683569154
Dude, stop being such a dick. Nobody here besides you has a problem with Tsuyu. Once again, get over it and get the fuck out,
>>683567920
Oh nice. I used to have a CS:GO team until our AWPer's account got hijacked and VAC banned. From there my rank took a shit and I stopped caring for comp games.
I want to make a new team, but low Silver players are toxic as fuck too.
>>683568164
No no, don't cry for me. I kinda fucked myself here to be honest.
>>683568799
>won't use avatar or signature
>YOU GUYS ARE PUSSIES
>>683569057
>u miss me
yes always
>hanako has the same 4 beggining letters as my name
>>683569252
THE LEGGGGSSSS
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>>683568799
Who?
I've been here a lot lately and it's real rare that i see people specifically complain about one person.
Their's plenty of hate for certain actions like RP, but there's almost never complaints about individual people.
>>683569197
>>683569224
These guys know what's going on
>>683569154
>your 'friends' are asswipes
eh dude don't group everyone in like that
sure sometimes the froggo can be a bit much, but seriously i can ignore it. I've never really spoken to him that much but i know hes got shit going on irl so i don't really mind.
if you dont like a particular anon here you can probably either just ignore them or just leave the thread or something idk
>im only a faggot what do i know
Ignore him. His sperg will end soon.
>>683569298
Perfect. Weakness and I are on intimate terms.
>>683569431
Ayyy~
>>683569319
I think hes lonely and needs some friends outside of /waifu/ to keep him centered, looks to come here for a sense of self more than just to shit around with other waifus.
>>683569378
Legs of truth yo.
>>683569177
You'll get Mirai mate. Or I, the shipmaster, will haul the ship to port!
>>683569298
I know man
>>683569338
Nigga if you calling me a pussy, then I guess you are what you eat lol
>>683569378
Just gotta say this. That's an adorable gif
>>683569129
Damn, sounds like you're busy. Just get some sleep when you can, eh? Can't make the latest groundbreaking cipher if you're well rested.
>>683569298
Shit, Ruri's keeping me up a bit.
I'll head off to bed soon in a few minutes. Can follow my lead after that, handsome.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>683569656
Forgot picture.
It's been a long night.
Eh what do you guys know youre all fucking morons.
>>683569582
>heres mild lewd for the legs of truth
>>683569596
Non Non Biyori in itself is super adorable
watch it
>>683569683
Catch you later Shinoa
>Shizuru
>>683569582
wrong picture, here
>>683569683
Goodnight~
>>683569656
>Ruri's keeping me up a bit
I thought he went to bed dammit
>>683569656
There are quite a bit of flaws with this post anyway. Disregard it entirely, I'm just breaking down at this point.
>>683569252
Greetings, R.O.R.Y. Still haven't changed your mind with joining me?
>>683569338
That's good to know. There's also an E.M.I. around here somewhere...
>>683569378
>yes always
Oh... uh... I don't know what to say. No one's ever said they missed me before.
>>683569596
And thanks for liking the pic. All three of you are now watching me lol
>>683569848
Still crying for you lol
Hi guys did I miss anything
>>683569582
Well.. I wouldn't say I'm lonely. Posting here is fun but as I stated I can go without. It's nice having people to listen and all.. But yeah. At least you're honest.
I'll end all the senpai shit and maybe we can just talk as you've been pretty chill.
>>683569732
Don't group me into this. I feel like I'm semi separate from everyone else.
>>683569596
>Implying you havent done enough already
kek
>>683569827
That just looks like a happy accident
>>683569891
As Ive said, I will only intervene if the lives of civilians is at risk. Your personal feelings are of no concern of mine. I have recieved no orders from base otherwise. It seems they want me out of it on both sides.
>>683569514
I wouldn't call you weak, my reasons are probably dumb but they are what they are.
>>683569656
Alright, as long as I can out last you I'm happy.
>>683569858
You two are always staying up later than you should for each other.
>>683569884
Get some rest.
>>683570144
Kill yourself
>>683570105
You got yourself a hater. Do as you please.
>>683570167
Well, since the M.D.F's been dismantled (forcibly) by me, there's really only three sides.
You can join K.O.K.O in her hunt against me, join me in my fight, or simply continue serving the masses.
I respect your choice, as unambitious as it may be.
So does Mirai not wanna talk to me? Are you there? Did I do something wrong last night friend? I cant remember... :/
>>683570328
I've already thought about it too many times to know that I shouldn't.
>why did I bring myself into this?
>>683568922
HELLO MY DEAR, how the fuck are you doing today?
>>683570502
That's cool.
How are you bacon waif?
>Tsuyu
>>683570211
Ehh, okay. You better follow suit though, big guy.
>>683570590
>YUNO IS NOT BEING MEAN TO ME
what are you trying to pull..
>>683570167
no mistakes, just happy accidents
>>683569891
imissu. i miss a lot of people on the thread
>>683570105
Sounds good homie
>>683570502
I choose to continue to serve. As unambitious as it is, if others choose to push me towards their agenda, I will fight that agenda.
>>683570549
Because you're a fucking moron
Claimed.
>>683570549
You're here early!
>>683570764
My dearest, whatever do you mean?
>>683570809
Ayy comrade!
Claimed
>>683570785
Or maybe not, it is fun trying to get death senpai to notice frog.
How are things though? Saw you were cooking and that's always fun.
>Tsuyu
>>683570788
I admit, I am. I got baited so hard.
>>683570809
Ayy lmao
>>683570809
hello
>>683570855
>>683570764
That's just weird
>>683569177
Mili! I learned today that Heavy Object has massive amounts of PLOT.
>Mirai
>>683568441
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>>683569037
>>683569020
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>>683568762
>>683568799
>>683568825
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>>683568636
But use peculiar produced concerns ten.
>>683570968
At least you realize it.
>>683570633
Literally making a documentary with my friends detailing our rise and fall as "Team Speedwagon"
>>683570764
Oh. Makes much more sense
>Tosses flowers out the window
>>683570785
Alright then, no need to go hostile. Just a shame I won't be able to work with such a respectable unit.
>>683570656
I'm kidding, there's still stuff I have to do so I'll be up for a while longer. I'll be in bed soon though, just make sure you are too.
>>683571016
I'm too tired for this.
>>683570523
You didn't do anything wrong last night. Mirai is just lurking.
>>683570855
Hello comrade, what's up?
>>683570861
Hello!
>>683570968
How have you been?
>>683570974
How's the night treating ya?
>>683571160
Well that sounds like fun. What kind of tean are you guys?
>Tsuyu
>>683571016
>>683571160
y would you throw those out?
>>683570855
DON'T PLAY DUMB FAGGOT
>>683571005
Yay you are here! I thought you were mad at me or something...
>PLOT
>
Your goddamned right it does ;)
The story gets a lot better later on too. The beginning is a lot of "plot"
>>683571301
Okay good. I honestly cant remember virtually anything I did last night...
Also hello friend
>>683571301
Ah the usual, hows your day?
>>683571376
Wow rude! what's the matter bb?
>>683571258
Okay, I will. Just get some sleep soon, will you? Promise you won't be up that much longer?
>>683571301
ok. You?
>>683571301
I've been good. I have a final project due tomorrow and I haven't started. That's gonna be fun.
>>683571343
Were an elite League team called The Speedwagons. One of the documentaries we're making is called "From Bronze to Worlds"
>we literally just film ourselves playing League together and the shenanigans that go with it
Our motto is
>Don't tilt. If one of us tilts, the whole Wagon tilts
>>683571376
Oh, because I thought...
Actually, never mind. It was kind of stupid of me to assume. You're just being nice, after all
>>683570939
I was working, just screwing around at work. Its so quiet during finals.
>>683571160
Who knows. If K.O.K.O. attempts to force me to hers...
>>683571735
I still want them.
PLUS I LIKE SEEING YOUR BURNT ASS SHIT AROUND <3
don'tbealldepressed now.
>>683571475
o right last time you were drunk
>>683571016
Ok so I found where you got that stuff but I'm still not getting it, like I said I'm too tired for this.
>>683571520
But people are wrong on the internet.
I will, trust me it wont be much longer after you go to sleep probably.
>>683571459
What reason would I have to be mad?
I actually wouldn't mind if it only had PLOT. I'm enjoying watching it. But a good story is an added bonus.
>>683569596
You eat pussy? Faggot.
>>683569891
I know of the Emi poster. He's pretty cool. Are you cool?
>>683571459
Hello to you as well friend! You just discussing about flying planes. It was interesting!
>>683571475
Not to bad, easy work I had to do today. Just gonna eat some pizza and drink coffee. How long have you been on?
>>683571526
Doing alright. Felt a little weird going back to work after three days of none. Up to anything? Or same old?
>>683571601
What's the project about?
>>683571785
Oho!~ How interesting...
>>683571979
Oh! Uh... hold on. This kind of thing needs to be done properly.
>uses phone
Hi! Yes, I'd like to make dinner reservations...
>>683572124
I'm not cool.
I'M FRICKIN HOT
>>683572065
Alright, I'll trust you. Hope the sleeping is good, horror buddy. See you later.
Sleep warm and well, y'all.
>>683571979
Yes I can be pretty hateful when drunk
>>683572306
Pizza and coffee? Hmm never had that combination, I just got here, been on overwatch all day today
>>683572098
I was drunk last night and I cant remember anything, I was worried that I was mean to you or something...
Plot is always fun but I cant watch shows that are only plot. gotta have some real action or story in there somewhere.
>>683572306
Yeah, I do vaguely remember greentexting something. and giving someone advice, cant remember who though.
>>683572397
Goodnight, sleep well.
>>683572397
Good night, Alexhander.
>>683572306
It goes. How is the drawing?
>>683572391
>Hanako
that name is literally triggering me now, i keep seeing it as my own name for some reason.
Where you making reservations? I like sushi
:>
>>683572425
I didn't mind, it was playful
IT'S JUST WEIRD THAT YOU'RE NOT BEING A DICK NOW
hows your day been?
>>683572397
See ya Halohandthemasterofpats
ma waifu B)
>>683572306
Its a how to project on how to make/do something. The only difference is that I need to do it in a different language.
>>683572610
THE TABLES HAS TURNED, NOW WHOS FREAKING OUT?
Played overwatch all day
>>683572429
You mean...you don't remember?
>>683572391
don't get too hot, man. You'll end up like your waifu.
Burnt.
Okay, I almost feel asleep on my keyboard... Goodnight everyone~
>>683572863
Good night~
>>683572823
AKLSDFHGOIARGKGAFAURN;BH
WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
>
>>683572987
YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!
>>683572823
EXCUSE ME, YOU DON'T REMEMBER
>>683572764
I AM. IM FREAKINGH OUT
>>683573242
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
>>683572425
Overwatch must be good! Would drink anything along side pizza. The coffee is kinda sweet but strong in caffeine.
>>683572429
I think it was me, about airplanes and helicopters. The greentext was about a wreck.
>>683572589
It's going on a decent speed, now I have to make a rough drawing of their clothes. It should be fun!
>>683572747
What language? Sounds interesting!
>>683572823
......
>>683573149
I WILL!
I LOVE YOU MIRAI
IM SURE WE WILL BE AWESOME PARENTS!
>WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!
>>683572397
It's probably late, but sleep well and take care.
>>683572863
Goodnight and take care.
>>683573434
Oh shit, I shared that?
>Thats embarassing...
>>683573434
thats good
>>683573434
It's very good when you have friends to play with and are well coordinated
>>683572610
Sushi? Well, surely there's a nice place around here that I can take you to.
Aha! I know just the place. Will you join me?
>>683573499
Oh. My God.
This is some good shit for my gossip column.
>>683573434
Kek. I've been waiting for an excuse to use that pic for ages. What's crackin' Sanae?
>>683573499
Haha, anyway. You were fine last night. Heavily flirtatious, but fine.
>>683573878
>Heavily flirtatious
I noticed that too
Speaking of that, Milinda, do you remember the secret Shinoa and I has kept for you?
So I have this 23 year old scotch. Saving it for Pathfinder this Friday. Dont have a pic, but Im out with friends. What should I have for dinner?
>no burgers, tendies.
>>683573434
Its Italian. Its pretty easy if you know Spanish.
My response times will get slower because I am starting my project.
>>683573670
>will you join me
>sushi
yes absolutely
>>683573301
honestly its probably your kid.
>>683573670
As long as Shinoa and Maki never see this... Thats fine by me
>>683573878
Kek was I really? Thats kinda embarassing... Sorry about that. Wont happen again
>>683573995
Secret? No?!?!?
>Gah, can this get any worse!?!?!
I am sooo embarrased....
>>683574011
To go with the scotch? Isn't it obvious, steak my dude. But like really good expensive steak. Expensive booze must always be paired with expensive meat.
>>683574038
U wot?
>>683574143
Ah well, want me to tell ya on steam or you'd rather forget it?~
>>683570211
It's because shes so damn adorable
>I love it
>>683574046
Hell no, this is top-tier shit that's too good to keep quiet about. EVERYONE is going to hear about this.
>>683574038
Onwards, to sushi!
>cue 1966 Batman scene transition
>mfw I hate sushi but I like you more
still at work kill me
>>683574254
Um im not sure if I want to know... How bad are we talking?
>>683574471
NO NO NO PLS NO
>>683573591
Yup! It was a good story to read. You're all good friend.
>>683573662
Have you been playing games recently?
>>683573663
Sounds like Battlefield! I'm actually hyped about the new one!
>>683573878
Nothing much, just a cold coffee, pizza, and p.c. monitor in front of me. You?
>>683574011
Steak! Or maybe shrimp!
>>683574020
It's okay, sabes EspaƱol?
>>683574239
u no
>>683574471
>hate sushi but like you more
1. thats really really cute omg
2. how can anyone on the planet hate sushi.
fish are our tasty friends man
>>683574595
Super cute bad!~
>>683574186
Not going with scotch. Food is for tonight. Just beers tonight.
>>683574674
I hate prawns. Just the texture.
>>683574544
I can't Spike. Maybe Syndra can help.
>>683574544
Bummer Spike. You're usually off a couple hours before now, aren't you?
>>683574674
Really? I just cant believe I shared that...
>>683574769
AH! THE WORST KIND!
>for me at least... kek
>>683574674
Overwatch World of Tanks and I also started World of Warships
>>683574838
projects
PROJECTS
>>683574846
Gotta, that was fricking adorable what you told us~
>>683574810
Oh, then idk grilled chicken, fajitas, tacos, ramen(real ramen mind you), shit like that.
>>683574544
With a pommel?
BRB AN HERO
>>683574747
The fish itself is fine, I'd eat that all day. It's the seaweed that gets me.
>I'm a literal walking black hole
>Anything is edible as long as it tastes good
>But not seaweed
>Fuck seaweed
>>683574595
Oh yes~
>>683574946
>Gotta say
>Megumin
>>683574351
You're both incredibly adorable, especially when interacting.
so i lost my laptop charger
and its about to go flat
laters
>forget me
>>683574674
Si sabo espanol. No estoy muy bien pero so lo puedo hablar.
Sai parlare italiano? E molto facile se sai come parlare spagnolo.
You have a ps4?
>>683574938
Projects are keeping you there longer than normal? That sucks. How long ya left do you think?
>>683574946
GAH IVE FUCKED UP BIG TIME HAVENT I?!?!
>>683575032
PLS I WILL DO ANYTHING!
>>683574674
Its more so like team fortress 2 with pixar's graphics
>>683574747
pls
>>683575215
I don't think so.. It was just so cute~ I didn't know you were drunk tho
>>683575032
I AINT SCARED OF SHIT
I DONT GIVE A FUCK NIGGA
NON OF THAT GAY ASS SHIT SCARE ME
but fuck spiders man
>>683575258
(you)no
>>683575322
So punny
>>683575293
Im never drinking again... kill me... pls
>>683575215
Anything? How interesting...
>>683575322
I agree. Spiders are most definitely the OH MY GOD YOU'VE GOT ONE IN YOUR HAIR
>>683573242
Didn't see this.
heavy kek do we all have one of these?
>>683574046
Donmai Donmai
>>683574674
Tryin' to sleep while nursing a cracked bone and feeling exceptionally hungry, and now I'm craving pizza.
>>683575483
>Im never drinking again
Sure.. I believe ya~
>>683575530
Cravings already? Jeez, I didn't know you were THAT far into pregnancy.
>>683575402
i have no more, the pun train has ended
>>683575530
>do we all have one of these
i hooope
>>683575491
I DONT PLAY THAT SHIT FUCK OFF
bedtime for me guys, night night
>hotaru
>>683575701
Good night~
>Megumin
>>683575701
Goodnight.
>>683575701
Oh...
Well, I hope we can do this again soon.
Goodnight and sleep well
>I'll miss you
>H.A.N.A.K.O
>>683575491
Yes, what must I do?
>>683575530
I have no clue what your saying friend... kek
>>683575578
Commander, pls put out a kill order on me...
>Milinda
>>683575988
Never! Teasing ya is far too enjoyable~
>Megumin
>>683574810
Oh, how about pasta? I surprised that you don't like shrimp.
>>683574846
Yeah, but you kept the thread going!
>>683574929
What's your opinion about them?
>>683575054
Que genial! No puedo hablar Italiano. No mas: Ingles, EspaƱol, y Akateko. No, I don't havea P.S. 4 yet.
>>683575258
Oh, seems like it can be hilarious than.
>>683575530
Ouch! Hope it heals fast. Got any pizza where you're at?
>Sanae
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting threads on your board again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
Fire in my crotch cunts
>>683576098
Nooooo Why you do this Megumin.... Why?
>>683576108
I guess I at least did something right...
>Holy shit I saved the greentext.
>How many people saw that?
>Milinda
>>683576108
all neat i guess
tomoko
>>683575988
Well dearie, it's really really simple! I only want ONE little thing from you.
Are you ready?
>H.A.N.A.K.O
Yeah I can't wait any longer for a new thread, goodnight everybody.
-Holstaur image.
>>683576363
Because it's enjoyable~
>also because I'm drunk
>>683574810
HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE SHRIMP OR PRAWNS!! (I actually do love shrimp and stuff)
>>683576108
Qual idioma es akateko?
No!! No battlefield for us.
>>683575652
Pizzas always been a craving, bruv.
>>683575988
Donmai is Eigo-Japanese for Don't mind.
>>683576108
There's a couple pizza places nearby but it's 4 in the morning.
>Mirai
>>683576421
Yes! What is it?
>>683576439
Damn you Megumin! Your almost as bad as Shinoa!
>>683576532
You sure you dont mind? I feel bad... :/
>Milinda