Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
Hmph. Suit yourself.
Yep. Like last night with J.U.R.I
I'm pretty sure all Kiki art is cute as fuck, its just how they are.
Homemade tacos with bratwurst inside, basically just taking what was there and combining it. Was good enough but I made way too much.
kek, you know I'm here for you when they give you guys shit
Have a good one Froggo
back to lurking, I actually almost finished my work
>20/20 waifu claimed
>been lurking since last thread
>will continue to lurk
Ooohh, that sounds good. Wish I could get in on that, at least you'll have some left overs for later so your handsome self don't starve.
When you sleeping?
It's been a while.
How's it going?
Nah, we just really could not give less of a shit tbh
every time i see hanako i think you're saying my name
so one person has an opinion on another anon here and everyone shits themselves
what have i come home to
>Too pussy to post truth around him
Says the guy who won't use his avatar.
I've never really complained about him, I think he's sweet. He just gets caught up in the moment I think, which is fine.
Why, you miss me?
I should be doing homework, but instead I'm here.
So all is good.
Tiring lol about hit the bed soon dude. Welcome back!
>When you sleeping?
I'm currently asking myself this question.
>it was only 11:19PM
>wanted to stay up to talk to Vel'koz
>was also writing Light a message
>it's 3:15AM now
Oh, don't do that while you're enveloped by glass.
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PIC
Yeah, I only tried it because a while back my dad made some bratwurst and warped tortillas around them and they were good as fuck, this not so much but it was good enough. Yeah there's one whole one left.
After you, can't let you win now can I?
Sleep is for the weak as they say.
Hey Hanabro. I don't think I've met you. Good to see more KS faces.
Dude, stop being such a dick. Nobody here besides you has a problem with Tsuyu. Once again, get over it and get the fuck out,
Oh nice. I used to have a CS:GO team until our AWPer's account got hijacked and VAC banned. From there my rank took a shit and I stopped caring for comp games.
I want to make a new team, but low Silver players are toxic as fuck too.
No no, don't cry for me. I kinda fucked myself here to be honest.
>won't use avatar or signature
>YOU GUYS ARE PUSSIES
>u miss me
>hanako has the same 4 beggining letters as my name
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I've been here a lot lately and it's real rare that i see people specifically complain about one person.
Their's plenty of hate for certain actions like RP, but there's almost never complaints about individual people.
>your 'friends' are asswipes
eh dude don't group everyone in like that
sure sometimes the froggo can be a bit much, but seriously i can ignore it. I've never really spoken to him that much but i know hes got shit going on irl so i don't really mind.
if you dont like a particular anon here you can probably either just ignore them or just leave the thread or something idk
>im only a faggot what do i know
Ignore him. His sperg will end soon.
Perfect. Weakness and I are on intimate terms.
I think hes lonely and needs some friends outside of /waifu/ to keep him centered, looks to come here for a sense of self more than just to shit around with other waifus.
Legs of truth yo.
You'll get Mirai mate. Or I, the shipmaster, will haul the ship to port!
I know man
Nigga if you calling me a pussy, then I guess you are what you eat lol
Just gotta say this. That's an adorable gif
Damn, sounds like you're busy. Just get some sleep when you can, eh? Can't make the latest groundbreaking cipher if you're well rested.
Shit, Ruri's keeping me up a bit.
I'll head off to bed soon in a few minutes. Can follow my lead after that, handsome.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>heres mild lewd for the legs of truth
Non Non Biyori in itself is super adorable
wrong picture, here
>Ruri's keeping me up a bit
I thought he went to bed dammit
There are quite a bit of flaws with this post anyway. Disregard it entirely, I'm just breaking down at this point.
Greetings, R.O.R.Y. Still haven't changed your mind with joining me?
That's good to know. There's also an E.M.I. around here somewhere...
Oh... uh... I don't know what to say. No one's ever said they missed me before.
Hi guys did I miss anything
Well.. I wouldn't say I'm lonely. Posting here is fun but as I stated I can go without. It's nice having people to listen and all.. But yeah. At least you're honest.
I'll end all the senpai shit and maybe we can just talk as you've been pretty chill.
Don't group me into this. I feel like I'm semi separate from everyone else.
>Implying you havent done enough already
That just looks like a happy accident
As Ive said, I will only intervene if the lives of civilians is at risk. Your personal feelings are of no concern of mine. I have recieved no orders from base otherwise. It seems they want me out of it on both sides.
I wouldn't call you weak, my reasons are probably dumb but they are what they are.
Alright, as long as I can out last you I'm happy.
You two are always staying up later than you should for each other.
Get some rest.
You got yourself a hater. Do as you please.
Well, since the M.D.F's been dismantled (forcibly) by me, there's really only three sides.
You can join K.O.K.O in her hunt against me, join me in my fight, or simply continue serving the masses.
I respect your choice, as unambitious as it may be.
So does Mirai not wanna talk to me? Are you there? Did I do something wrong last night friend? I cant remember... :/
I've already thought about it too many times to know that I shouldn't.
>why did I bring myself into this?
HELLO MY DEAR, how the fuck are you doing today?
Ehh, okay. You better follow suit though, big guy.
>YUNO IS NOT BEING MEAN TO ME
what are you trying to pull..
no mistakes, just happy accidents
imissu. i miss a lot of people on the thread
Sounds good homie
I choose to continue to serve. As unambitious as it is, if others choose to push me towards their agenda, I will fight that agenda.
You're here early!
My dearest, whatever do you mean?
I admit, I am. I got baited so hard.
Mili! I learned today that Heavy Object has massive amounts of PLOT.
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Literally making a documentary with my friends detailing our rise and fall as "Team Speedwagon"
Oh. Makes much more sense
>Tosses flowers out the window
Alright then, no need to go hostile. Just a shame I won't be able to work with such a respectable unit.
I'm kidding, there's still stuff I have to do so I'll be up for a while longer. I'll be in bed soon though, just make sure you are too.
I'm too tired for this.
You didn't do anything wrong last night. Mirai is just lurking.
Hello comrade, what's up?
How have you been?
How's the night treating ya?
y would you throw those out?
DON'T PLAY DUMB FAGGOT
Yay you are here! I thought you were mad at me or something...
Your goddamned right it does ;)
The story gets a lot better later on too. The beginning is a lot of "plot"
Okay good. I honestly cant remember virtually anything I did last night...
Also hello friend
Ah the usual, hows your day?
Wow rude! what's the matter bb?
Okay, I will. Just get some sleep soon, will you? Promise you won't be up that much longer?
I've been good. I have a final project due tomorrow and I haven't started. That's gonna be fun.
Were an elite League team called The Speedwagons. One of the documentaries we're making is called "From Bronze to Worlds"
>we literally just film ourselves playing League together and the shenanigans that go with it
Our motto is
>Don't tilt. If one of us tilts, the whole Wagon tilts
Oh, because I thought...
Actually, never mind. It was kind of stupid of me to assume. You're just being nice, after all
I was working, just screwing around at work. Its so quiet during finals.
Who knows. If K.O.K.O. attempts to force me to hers...
I still want them.
PLUS I LIKE SEEING YOUR BURNT ASS SHIT AROUND <3
o right last time you were drunk
Ok so I found where you got that stuff but I'm still not getting it, like I said I'm too tired for this.
But people are wrong on the internet.
I will, trust me it wont be much longer after you go to sleep probably.
What reason would I have to be mad?
I actually wouldn't mind if it only had PLOT. I'm enjoying watching it. But a good story is an added bonus.
You eat pussy? Faggot.
I know of the Emi poster. He's pretty cool. Are you cool?
Hello to you as well friend! You just discussing about flying planes. It was interesting!
Not to bad, easy work I had to do today. Just gonna eat some pizza and drink coffee. How long have you been on?
Doing alright. Felt a little weird going back to work after three days of none. Up to anything? Or same old?
What's the project about?
Oho!~ How interesting...
Oh! Uh... hold on. This kind of thing needs to be done properly.
Hi! Yes, I'd like to make dinner reservations...
I'm not cool.
I'M FRICKIN HOT
Alright, I'll trust you. Hope the sleeping is good, horror buddy. See you later.
Sleep warm and well, y'all.
Yes I can be pretty hateful when drunk
Pizza and coffee? Hmm never had that combination, I just got here, been on overwatch all day today
I was drunk last night and I cant remember anything, I was worried that I was mean to you or something...
Plot is always fun but I cant watch shows that are only plot. gotta have some real action or story in there somewhere.
Yeah, I do vaguely remember greentexting something. and giving someone advice, cant remember who though.
Goodnight, sleep well.
that name is literally triggering me now, i keep seeing it as my own name for some reason.
Where you making reservations? I like sushi
I didn't mind, it was playful
IT'S JUST WEIRD THAT YOU'RE NOT BEING A DICK NOW
hows your day been?
Its a how to project on how to make/do something. The only difference is that I need to do it in a different language.
THE TABLES HAS TURNED, NOW WHOS FREAKING OUT?
Played overwatch all day
don't get too hot, man. You'll end up like your waifu.
Okay, I almost feel asleep on my keyboard... Goodnight everyone~
WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!
EXCUSE ME, YOU DON'T REMEMBER
I AM. IM FREAKINGH OUT
Overwatch must be good! Would drink anything along side pizza. The coffee is kinda sweet but strong in caffeine.
I think it was me, about airplanes and helicopters. The greentext was about a wreck.
It's going on a decent speed, now I have to make a rough drawing of their clothes. It should be fun!
What language? Sounds interesting!
I LOVE YOU MIRAI
IM SURE WE WILL BE AWESOME PARENTS!
>WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!
It's probably late, but sleep well and take care.
Goodnight and take care.
Oh shit, I shared that?
It's very good when you have friends to play with and are well coordinated
Sushi? Well, surely there's a nice place around here that I can take you to.
Aha! I know just the place. Will you join me?
Oh. My God.
This is some good shit for my gossip column.
Kek. I've been waiting for an excuse to use that pic for ages. What's crackin' Sanae?
Haha, anyway. You were fine last night. Heavily flirtatious, but fine.
I noticed that too
Speaking of that, Milinda, do you remember the secret Shinoa and I has kept for you?
So I have this 23 year old scotch. Saving it for Pathfinder this Friday. Dont have a pic, but Im out with friends. What should I have for dinner?
>no burgers, tendies.
Its Italian. Its pretty easy if you know Spanish.
My response times will get slower because I am starting my project.
>will you join me
honestly its probably your kid.
As long as Shinoa and Maki never see this... Thats fine by me
Kek was I really? Thats kinda embarassing... Sorry about that. Wont happen again
>Gah, can this get any worse!?!?!
I am sooo embarrased....
To go with the scotch? Isn't it obvious, steak my dude. But like really good expensive steak. Expensive booze must always be paired with expensive meat.
Ah well, want me to tell ya on steam or you'd rather forget it?~
It's because shes so damn adorable
>I love it
Hell no, this is top-tier shit that's too good to keep quiet about. EVERYONE is going to hear about this.
Onwards, to sushi!
>cue 1966 Batman scene transition
>mfw I hate sushi but I like you more
Um im not sure if I want to know... How bad are we talking?
NO NO NO PLS NO
Yup! It was a good story to read. You're all good friend.
Have you been playing games recently?
Sounds like Battlefield! I'm actually hyped about the new one!
Nothing much, just a cold coffee, pizza, and p.c. monitor in front of me. You?
Steak! Or maybe shrimp!
It's okay, sabes Español?
>hate sushi but like you more
1. thats really really cute omg
2. how can anyone on the planet hate sushi.
fish are our tasty friends man
Not going with scotch. Food is for tonight. Just beers tonight.
I hate prawns. Just the texture.
I can't Spike. Maybe Syndra can help.
Bummer Spike. You're usually off a couple hours before now, aren't you?
Really? I just cant believe I shared that...
AH! THE WORST KIND!
>for me at least... kek
Overwatch World of Tanks and I also started World of Warships
Gotta, that was fricking adorable what you told us~
Oh, then idk grilled chicken, fajitas, tacos, ramen(real ramen mind you), shit like that.
The fish itself is fine, I'd eat that all day. It's the seaweed that gets me.
>I'm a literal walking black hole
>Anything is edible as long as it tastes good
>But not seaweed
You're both incredibly adorable, especially when interacting.
so i lost my laptop charger
and its about to go flat
Si sabo espanol. No estoy muy bien pero so lo puedo hablar.
Sai parlare italiano? E molto facile se sai come parlare spagnolo.
You have a ps4?
Projects are keeping you there longer than normal? That sucks. How long ya left do you think?
GAH IVE FUCKED UP BIG TIME HAVENT I?!?!
PLS I WILL DO ANYTHING!
Its more so like team fortress 2 with pixar's graphics
I don't think so.. It was just so cute~ I didn't know you were drunk tho
I AINT SCARED OF SHIT
I DONT GIVE A FUCK NIGGA
NON OF THAT GAY ASS SHIT SCARE ME
but fuck spiders man
Im never drinking again... kill me... pls
Anything? How interesting...
I agree. Spiders are most definitely the OH MY GOD YOU'VE GOT ONE IN YOUR HAIR
Didn't see this.
heavy kek do we all have one of these?
Tryin' to sleep while nursing a cracked bone and feeling exceptionally hungry, and now I'm craving pizza.
>Im never drinking again
Sure.. I believe ya~
Cravings already? Jeez, I didn't know you were THAT far into pregnancy.
Oh, how about pasta? I surprised that you don't like shrimp.
Yeah, but you kept the thread going!
What's your opinion about them?
Que genial! No puedo hablar Italiano. No mas: Ingles, Español, y Akateko. No, I don't havea P.S. 4 yet.
Oh, seems like it can be hilarious than.
Ouch! Hope it heals fast. Got any pizza where you're at?
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting threads on your board again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site since it triggers your episodes
Fire in my crotch cunts