Waifu Claiming thread
>Earl Bird edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
I don't trust a knife that hasn't drawn blood.
I could maybe do something but I dont know
In case you two missed it.
All of my knives have hurt or made me bleed in some way, Those that did not are lost.
Also, qt'st death loli.
May thy knife chip and shatter
Look that quote up and see a knife culture.
Canker sores can last a little over a week and because I have it in the worse possible place, it feels like forever
What is it?
No problem, and checked! That's unfortunate.
Good to see ya!
I have a forever abcess in a place thats really impractical and highly annoying.
I like them now, Thanks for that.
Take heed, if you get a canker sore on your uvula, you're not going to have a fun time swallowing your food, even swallowing your spit will irritate you
It's an amazing series. Just ignore the stuff by his son and you're set.
I have a pic of where my abcess is. 100% lewd. But a mouth sore is pain, I get them fairly often.
So you know what I go through
Jaja you and your,"I don't knows." I like it.
I don't want to experience that, ever.
The molester of bodies.
Not now. Still got some fight left in me.
I've heard of it, I need to learn more.
I'd have to say this is one of the worst, I'm not exaggerating
O shit whaddup
How are you?
Sorry that you're going through that. Fight the pain.
Most of your responses are,"I don't know." It might as well be your signature. I'm okay with that.
Damn straight I'm fighting it, it's not stopping me from enjoying my pizza and dr peper!
Good morning everyone.
Good morning Death Senpai.
Jumping on the bike. Its raining here, wish me luck.
Good luck Senpai, please come back alive.
I'm doing good. Nothing left for me to do today but relax.
That's great to hear, got anything planned for the day?
Nothing at all. I got the day off. Maybe I'll finally start my finals project that's due Tuesday. Maybe.
I knew it!
Yeah! Get that nonsense over with! (Maybe)
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
Lurk mode is the only mode
Heading to bed now
Good night thread, stay beautiful
Goodnight and sleep well.
QOTT: What's the worst gift you've ever received?
>inb4 that edgy kid that says life
From a friend that gave me a box containing a piece of paper that said,"1 free Internet."
I need to get pics of this, one moment.
I'm alright, been here since yesterday night. What's your plans for today?
Why thank you. Have a pic.
Work morning job, then relax~
Doesn't sound bad. Hope your day goes smoothly.
Waifu a cute! <3
I hope so too, I wanna relaaaax.
Thank you! You peeps too! Everyone having a good morning?
The G.A.L.K.O unit. How are you this evening?
Hi there Tsuyu.
I only want to die a little bit.
I'm fairly sure we've all reached the point where a part of us slowly dies every passing day.
You'll be fine.
Aa good morning indeed!
How are you this fine morning?
Ah, you poor thing.
You never seem to sleep much..
just killing time before i pass out
A small bump wouldn't hurt.
I have to work pretty soon, so I guess that counts as busy.
Ay, nice to see you again.
Doing alright, looking after the thread. You?
yeah good man, Britfag here melting because we're basically having our summer right now. Also final day of Overwatch desu
Didn't get enough sleep?
Ah nice! I would assume it's just pleasant weather there. Is Overwatch good?
Hey, what happened?
Beautiful Homu, good to see you.
I hope your dreams were pleasant <3
Yea had a pretty good night of sleep... I dreamed of something cool where I had powers but don't remember exactly what.
What else did you expect of monday?
It's fun, but I'm not sure If I can drop £30 for it, feels like there is something missing
Well that's exciting. Maybe it was the power to sweep me off of my feet~
>want to go to sleep
>not tired to go to sleep
>want to claim waifu
>too tired to claim waifu
Good morning. How are you?
The day is just beginning for me.
Until then, take care.
I not much into gaming now, but when there's a feel like that. Kinda trust it.
Do want, but poor student-fag makes it a bit difficult to justify a week of food for Overwatch
Maybe... All I remember was being in this weird deserted but huge restaurant hiding from something... then my cat woke me up. What about you?
Im okay-ish with my usual conflicting emotions, more positive than negative right now. What about you?
Jaja, just got to wait until you have sufficient cash for it then.
I'm alright, stood up all night, watching over the thread. Now ready to pass out.
I don't recall, I fell asleep and woke up all in an instant.
But now I'm here with you, so that makes it all better~ <3
You're leaving? I guess I see you later friend.
Does she count? There are many factors as to why I want her as my waifu. Even if she's Swedish.
no you said you were ready to pass out
Aha I see... I wonder if theres anons that come here at night that I never got the chance to talk to.
Sounds like sleep is timewalking for you, it makes me really happy that I have such an impact on your mood <3
You really do! It's been a lot better since talking to you Homu. You're the best I swear~ <3
aayyo girl <3 i dont have time to chat but i love you
also best bird claimed!
ive never spoken tio you cause i dont do mornings lol
Ready but not going. Until next thread. A bit more.
There's probably some anons exclusive to night. I like to keep the thread going and not let it 404. Spike or Syndra make the threads.
More of an ass man, really.
By the way, greetings unit I.O.W.A. How does our medical unit fare?
Still awake. But not for much longer.
u wot m8
I reserved a spot for you.
Yes im sure.
Now get your clothes back on.
Motherly figures are the best, are they?
-ELECTRICAL SHORT-CIRCUITING DETECTED-
Does.. not... compute...
Rightio then. Just giving out an honest opinion. Nice body though. Your creators were certainly... "creative".
no way ;)
i really don't know what you are talking about lol i'm sorry
Unit H.A.N.A.K.O. Have you been keeping up with your maintenance schedule?
Of course I have! It's just that certain images, words or ideas trigger "reactions" in my mainframe.
Aha its funny how you started this to cheer me up and now im the one making you feel better!
>You're the best
Ohay... we could change that now.
I guess we can count spike since I only see him for like 10 mins after waking up.
It worked out that way my dear because you are just perfection. <3
Is this and the next thread going to be a version about butts?
Spike is pretty chill. Makes threads quickly and keeps the threads in check.
-STRESS LEVELS INCREASING-
-EJECTING EXCESS RED OIL FROM NASAL AREA-
Okay guys, slow down with these pics I'm losing it.
Couldn't help it at times.